00:00Welcome to Video Land!
00:06Mega High!
00:12Wake up, Kid Icarus!
00:15Welcome to Castle Dink!
00:19It's Cargoland!
00:22My brain will catch you, little princess!
00:27Princess, the palace is under siege!
00:30Behold, the ultimate warp zone!
00:39Kevin, I thought I told you to clean up your room!
00:45Whoa!
00:47Captain N, the Game Master!
01:02In a desperate effort to bring harmony to Video Land, Princess Lana has invited Mother Brain to the palace of power to sign a treaty of peace.
01:08We've done it, Duke! Peace in Video Land at last!
01:17Mother Brain will be here any minute! Is everything ready?
01:18I think!
01:19It's all here, your adorableness!
01:24The official document awaiting your beautiful signature, the official pen awaiting the delicate grasp of your lovely fingers, and the official inkwell!
01:31Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!
01:42Meanwhile, a short distance from the palace...
01:44Princess Lana is a fool to think I would accept peace on her terms! The only peace I'd accept is a piece of Video Land! A very big peace!
01:58Why are you taking target practice, Kid Icarus? We are at peace!
02:05I need to be ready in case Mother Brain is planning another trick!
02:09you're a big trick!
02:18Oh, my God!
02:19Hey!
02:21Watch where you're shooting those things!
02:23Sorry, Simonius, I can't seem to hit the bullseye today!
02:27Here, let me show you how a skilled archer does it!
02:30Stompagus, that's my love at first sight arrow.
02:38When you shoot someone with it, the foist poison they see they fall in love with.
02:44This is just what I need to make Princess Lana fall in love with me.
02:49Would you mind if I borrowed this for a minute?
02:52Simonius, wait!
03:00You shall soon be mine, my little princess.
03:20All those presents shall bow to her royal magnificence.
03:30Mother Brain!
03:48Mother Brain?
03:52My little princess!
03:54Attack!
04:00It's a double cross!
04:03Simon, what are you doing?
04:05Get down!
04:07Get him!
04:08Get him!
04:09Get him!
04:10Get away from me!
04:14But I love you, my dearest Mother Brain.
04:17Oh no, August!
04:18What's gotten into Simon?
04:19He's freaking out!
04:20You can't fool my super brain!
04:21Nobody loves me!
04:22This is just some kind of trick to catch me off guard!
04:24What?
04:25Trick the most beautiful brain in the world?
04:26Unthinkable!
04:27Would you get him, you idiot?
04:28No!
04:29Mother Brain, I can't bear being separated from you!
04:30In that case, you can stay close by me!
04:31In a prison cell!
04:32Quick!
04:33Get us Dr. McTroy!
04:34Quick!
04:35Get us Dr. McTroy!
04:36But what about the peace treaty?
04:38Stop!
04:43In that case, you can stay close by me.
04:45In a prison cell!
04:47Quick! Get us Dr. Max Roy!
04:53But what about the peace treaty?
04:59Stop!
05:07Hold on to him, Duke!
05:13Whoa!
05:17I don't understand it.
05:19I've never seen Simon react that way before.
05:21It's my fault, you Hynekas.
05:23Simonius borrowed my love at first sight arrow to shoot at you.
05:27Only he shot himself, then looked at mother brain.
05:31And if I don't shoot him with an antidote arrow soon, his love will become poignant.
05:36I don't believe this.
05:38Sounds like you better go find Simon and shoot him pronto.
05:41But I can't.
05:43I don't have an antidote arrow.
05:45And the only place to get one is from the old arrow maker who lives on the top of Mount Icarus.
05:49The top of Mount Icarus?
05:51I've played the game enough to know that's almost impossible to get to.
05:55You must try, Kid Icarus.
05:57For Simon's sake.
05:58And for the sake of Video Land.
06:00I will do my best, Icarus.
06:01Go with him, Mega Man.
06:03Yes, Your Highness.
06:05I've got to go to Metroid and find Simon.
06:07You don't have to come if you don't want to, Kevin.
06:11Hey, it's either that or go back home and clean up my room.
06:13How do I love thee?
06:25Let me count the ways.
06:27One is for your little button nose.
06:29Two is for your cute little tentacle toes.
06:31Three is...
06:33Enough!
06:34I want the toes this time.
06:35What is your real plan?
06:37Alright.
06:39I'll tell you.
06:40My plan is to hug and kiss those cute little wrinkles on your brain.
06:49Oh, this is a trick, Mother Brain.
06:52No one could possibly love you.
06:54You're too ugly.
06:55I'm what?
06:58Yeah!
07:00Oh!
07:01Oh!
07:02Oh, you're beautiful!
07:03Oh, no.
07:04You're gorgeous!
07:05Uh...
07:06You knocked me out!
07:07I certainly will!
07:17Hello?
07:18What is it?
07:20Yes!
07:24That's a wonderful idea, Dr. Wiley.
07:27How would you like to prove your love for me?
07:30You fine, Bane!
07:33Oh, I cherish the thought.
07:36Good. All you have to do is help me capture Castlevania.
07:45Your wish is my command, you radiant pickled brain, you.
07:50Meanwhile, back at the Palace of Power...
07:56The most reliable warp zone to Metroid is right here.
07:59Your Highness, Castlevania is under attack by Mother Brain.
08:02The townspeople are being imprisoned. Come quickly!
08:06We've got to go to Castlevania immediately.
08:09But what about Simon?
08:11He'll have to take care of himself for a while.
08:13This way!
08:17This door is a warp zone to Castlevania.
08:20What?
08:22What?
08:23This place...
08:24What?
08:25This place is sure creepier in person than on my TV screen.
08:55Kevin, look!
08:58Stand back! I'll zap them free.
09:01I wouldn't do that if I were you.
09:04It's the Count!
09:06Your powers don't scare us.
09:08I'm so happy to hear that.
09:10You know, fear makes the blood taste terrible.
09:18Kevin!
09:19My zapper!
09:23Where'd he go?
09:25Get away from me, you bad breath!
09:32Simon, I knew you'd come to your senses.
09:35Yes, I came to my senses as soon as I realized how much more beautiful Mother Brain is than you, your ordinariness.
09:42I think it's time you took a little trip.
09:44Simon, no!
09:46That's the warp zones of the Forest of Forgetfulness!
09:49You traitor!
09:51Captain M, meet Mr. Bones.
09:55Mr. Bones, Captain M.
09:57Nothing.
10:01Duke, fetch the bone!
10:09No!
10:12Way to go, fella.
10:19That was a friend of mine.
10:23Simon, don't!
10:24You're making a terrible...
10:26mistake!
10:36Well, you luscious lump of grey matter,
10:39what do you think of your Simon now?
10:42I... I can't believe it!
10:44You really do love me!
10:46I not only love you,
10:48I want to marry you.
10:51Ooh!
10:52King Hippo and Brad Wizard,
10:55Dr. Wily,
10:56prepare the castle for a hundred ghostly guests.
10:59There's going to be a wedding!
11:01A-ha-ha-ha!
11:12On the other side of Castlevania,
11:21Kevin and the princess search desperately
11:25for the way out of the forest of forgetfulness.
11:38I've played Castlevania before,
11:40but I sure don't remember this canyon.
11:42Come to think of it,
11:43I don't remember where we're going.
11:45Where are we going?
11:46We're trying to get out of the forest of,
11:58of... I can't remember.
12:00Say, have you seen Kevin anywhere?
12:03What are you talking about?
12:04I'm Kevin!
12:05Aren't I?
12:06I think there's an invisible bridge around here,
12:13but I can't remember where.
12:15It should be right here.
12:17Or maybe here.
12:18Or maybe here.
12:28Meanwhile, across the vastness of Videoland,
12:31Kid Icarus and Mega Man struggle to reach the summit of Mount Icarus
12:35and the home of Carticus, the Arrow Maker.
12:47I got a complete letter of the clan to stay
13:06here in front of the family.
13:09So, Mr. Mate, are on the right side of the family.
13:13I'd never never be able to keep you there.
13:15It's just a complete...
13:15getting out of the heart.
13:16Darnicus, I've been trying to invent a pepperoni pizza arrow all day.
13:39Aloicus?
13:40Go away!
13:41Can't you see I'm busy?
13:42I need your helpicus, oh wise arrow maker.
13:45My friend was shot by a love at first sight arrow, but I have no antidote arrows.
13:52I must have something around here that can help you.
14:00No, that's my super grass grow arrow.
14:11And that's my pal arrow.
14:12Hey!
14:13Watch out!
14:14What are you doing?
14:18That's it!
14:19My angry arrow!
14:20You shoot your friend with one of these, but make sure he looks at the same person.
14:25Phew!
14:26Phew!
14:27He won't love her anymore.
14:32Better shoot straight though, I've only got three of them.
14:33Thanks a loticus.
14:34We've got to hurry.
14:35There isn't much time left.
14:36A short while later, back in Castlevania.
14:37I'm getting married in Castlevania.
14:38I'm getting married in Castlevania.
14:39You the ghosts are gonna scream.
14:40Life won't be the same.
14:41I'm getting married in Castlevania.
14:45Life won't be the same for Mrs. Mother Brain.
14:46So get me to the wedding on time.
14:47I'm getting married in Castlevania.
14:48You the ghosts are gonna scream.
14:49Life won't be the same for Mrs. Mother Brain.
14:50So get me to the wedding on time.
14:51And how are you coming with my gown?
14:58Fine, Mother Brain.
14:59Just fine.
15:00Now I'm getting married in Castlevania.
15:01You the ghosts are gonna scream.
15:02Life won't be the same for Mrs. Mother Brain.
15:04So get me to the wedding on time.
15:05And how are you coming with my gown?
15:08Fine, Mother Brain.
15:09Just fine.
15:10Time.
15:11Time.
15:12Time.
15:13Time.
15:14Time.
15:15Time.
15:16Time.
15:17Time.
15:18Time.
15:19Time.
15:20Whoa, no!
15:39You have exactly one minute to get that press on me, eggplant wizard.
15:44Yeah, yes, mother brain.
15:47Yes, mother brain.
15:50I wonder how my darling Simon is doing.
15:59I think the sleeves are a bit too long.
16:01Don't you, Count?
16:08There, it's perfect.
16:10I'm going to have a wonderful family, Count.
16:13Can't you just picture it?
16:16Mother brain and I living in a cottage in the country,
16:19raising a family of cute little baby brains.
16:23When they grow up, they'll all be doctors.
16:26Better yet, brain surgeons.
16:28Meanwhile, as Kevin and the princess continue across the deadly invisible bridge...
16:36Stay close.
16:39I think the bridge goes this way.
16:41What if you're wrong?
16:43Then we'll be getting some free skydiving lessons, parachutes not included.
16:47I think we're going to make it.
16:50Just one more...
16:52Kevin!
16:55Whoa!
16:57No!
16:57Pause!
17:11Oh, Kevin, you saved us.
17:16Not yet I haven't.
17:17This pause is going to wear off any second.
17:19If I can press my power pad, the instant it does, we might make it into that warp zone
17:23But if I can't, this game's gonna end at the bottom of the canyon
17:27It worked! We're back!
17:36I remember now, we've got to find Simon
17:38To the castle, quickly!
17:49Here comes the brain, rest in membrane
17:59Dearly departed, we are gathered here today to join this man and this brain in Marian
18:17I don't believe it, he's marrying her
18:20We've got to stop him
18:22But we can't, not without the antidote arrow
18:25Then we'll have to slow him down and give Kid Icarus time to get here
18:29Simon, would you place the rings on her?
18:32Uh, we'll skip this part
18:35Stop the wedding!
18:39Simon doesn't really love you, Mother Brain
18:41Yeah, he's been fooled by a love arrow
18:44That's not true
18:47I do love her
18:49King Hippo, get rid of those party crashes
18:52All right, Big Mouth, put up your dukes
18:56You heard him, Duke, up!
19:01Hey, that's my new suit!
19:04Hey!
19:05Don't just stand there, continue the ceremony
19:08Do you, Mother Brain, take Simon Belmont to be your lawful vetted husband?
19:15I do!
19:16I hope we're not too late, Kuss
19:23Kid Icarus, he made it!
19:26Hurry, there's only 30 seconds left
19:29He missed!
19:35Boy, am I angry!
19:44Well, I didn't do it!
19:46We'll see how you like living in the frozen food section for a while
19:52Kid, hurry! I can't hold him off much longer!
20:08And do you, Simon?
20:13I got him!
20:16It's me, will you?
20:19I didn't do it!
20:24It didn't work!
20:25I've only got one arrow left
20:28And only five seconds!
20:30To you, Simon Belmont, take this lovely lady to be your lawful wedded brain
20:39Are you out of your mind?
20:47Yuck!
20:48He's positively disgusting!
20:50Destroy him!
20:51Oh, please!
20:55Oh, please!
20:55What do you say we go for a spin?
21:13The party's over, guys!
21:22How dare you play a game with the heart of a friend!
21:35You'll pay for this, all of you!
21:38Looks like I saved Castlevania, eh, princess?
21:50Tell me, Simon, did you really love Mother Brain?
21:55What?
21:56Love Mother Brain?
21:57Don't be ridiculous!
21:59There's only one person I could ever really love
22:01Me!
22:04Huh?
22:05Ah!
22:06Mwah!
22:07Kevin?
22:08I thought I told you to clean up your room!
22:16Whooah!
22:17Whoa!
22:18Kevin, I thought I told you to clean up your room!
22:21Whoa!
22:22Whoa!
22:24Whoa!
22:36Captain N, the Game Master.
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