00:00Welcome to Video Land!
00:05Mega High!
00:11Wake up, Kid Icarus!
00:13Welcome to Castle Deep!
00:18It's Coggle Land!
00:21Mother Brain will hit you, little princess!
00:25Princess, the palace is under siege!
00:28Behold, the ultimate warp zone!
00:37Kevin, I thought I told you to clean up your room!
00:43Whoa!
00:45Captain N, the Game Master!
01:01It was a dark day in Video Land.
01:04For seven years, Mother Brain's minions have laid siege on the Palace of Power.
01:10We're too strong for them!
01:13We're too strong for them!
01:25Who's too strong for them, King Hippo?
01:31You! You're too strong for them, Mother Brain!
01:36Mother Brain?
01:39What's so funny, eggplant wizard?
01:42Who, me?
01:49Nothing, Mother Brain. Nothing funny at all.
01:53That's right! Especially for those poor souls in the Palace of Power!
01:57It won't be long before I, beautiful goddess that I am, become queen of Video Land!
02:05As Mother Brain plots the palace's doom, the beautiful Princess Lana is filled with despair.
02:11I'm afraid we can't hold out much longer!
02:17Kid Icarus, your loyalty has never diminished.
02:20Just doing my duty, Echinicus.
02:22Mega Man, you fought bravely and well.
02:25A pleasure to serve you, Your Worship!
02:27Simon, you've been our anchor in a long and terrible storm.
02:32I know.
02:34I thank you all for your efforts!
02:36I only wish it didn't have to end this way!
02:39Do not give up hope yet, Princess.
02:44Simon, let go of me!
02:48There are powers beyond those of which you are familiar.
02:51The legend of Video Land foretells of a young warrior from another land.
02:56You shall warp into our world and lead you to victory.
03:00He is Captain N, the Game Master.
03:03Behold! The Ultimate Warp Zone!
03:21No!
03:34No!
03:38No!
03:40No!
03:42They're still there!
03:43What? How did we get here?
03:44Simon Belmont, Kid Icarus, Mega Man?
03:48And you must be Captain N.
03:51You guys aren't real. You're just so many computer fights in my game cartridges.
03:57Wow, they're real.
04:01Looks like the ultimate warp brought us the ultimate whim.
04:04I'm Princess Lana.
04:10I'm in love.
04:13I'm Kevin.
04:15Where am I?
04:17Oh, you're in Videoland.
04:18The ultimate warp zone brought you here.
04:21You mean like Warp Zone 4 and Super Mario Brothers?
04:24Something like that.
04:26The legend foretold of your coming to help restore freedom to our world.
04:30That's why it gave you that super power pad and zapper.
04:33Me restore freedom to Videoland?
04:35Hey, I don't even have my driver's license yet.
04:38And this is just a toy.
04:43This can't be happening to me.
04:45Sure is, Kevinicus. It's happening to all of us.
04:48If you cannot help us, Mother Brain will conquer all Videoland.
04:51And our freedom will be lost forever.
04:54Hey, you got the wrong guy.
04:57I'm going home.
04:58Come on, Duke.
05:02There, there. Don't worry, Princess.
05:05I'll save Videoland.
05:18Your cuteness! Wait!
05:20You were only hope, but you let it down.
05:23You get a low score for this game.
05:27Oh, Father.
05:28The legend has failed us.
05:29The one it brought is just not strong enough to meet the challenge.
05:35I've tried to lead our people since you disappeared.
05:38But I've failed you.
05:40Mm-mm-mm.
05:41Isn't that too bad?
05:43Their ultimate warp zone has gained the palace's power.
05:46Giving me a perfect opportunity
05:48to strike a fatal blow at the heart of Videoland.
05:52I've got a job for you.
05:54Anything you desire, my sweet potato.
05:57Not you, Eggplant Wizard.
05:59King Hippo.
06:01No fair.
06:02It's my turn.
06:03He got to do your last evil deed.
06:06Let me tell you why.
06:08Because you watched it up the last time,
06:10you encopped in fact.
06:11King Hippo,
06:13go to the palace and punch out their defenses.
06:15Then,
06:16kidnap the princess
06:17and bring her to me.
06:20Don't worry, your disgustingness.
06:22I'll be back with that chick
06:23before you can give me a ten count.
06:29And you,
06:30go with him, you brainless idiot.
06:33Yes, your sugar meat, Mrs.
06:35Yes, yes.
06:38Without the princess to leave them,
06:40it won't be long
06:41before all of those video worlds
06:43fall under my control.
06:45Then I'll be the beautiful queen of Videoland.
06:56Poor princess.
06:58She's very much obscenicus.
07:00We must cheer her up.
07:02Don't fret your little megamind.
07:04There's only one person
07:05who can cheer up the princess.
07:06And I'm looking at him.
07:10Let's see.
07:11There should be a lift around here somewhere.
07:14There it is.
07:18There's gotta be some way out of this crazy world.
07:23Come on, Duke.
07:24If that princess got us into this mess,
07:27maybe she can get us out.
07:29Elsewhere in the palace,
07:30Mother Brain's minions arrive
07:32in search of the princess.
07:33How do we know which door
07:39leads to the princess?
07:46Simple.
07:47Simon will lead us to it.
07:48Yoo-hoo, princess darling.
07:50It's me, Simon Velma.
07:53Just a minute.
07:54This should warp him out of town
08:04for a while.
08:10Excuse yourself, you pig.
08:12Okay, Simon.
08:19What do you want?
08:25Uh, your highness?
08:28Help me, Kevin.
08:30It's me, Kevin.
08:31I need to talk to you.
08:32Quick, thank you so much.
08:34Me?
08:35I'm just an incompetent vegetable.
08:37Is everything all right in there?
08:39Uh, oh, oh, yes.
08:42Yes, everything's just fine.
08:45Can I come in?
08:46Oh, no, no.
08:48Go away.
08:49I'm not decent.
08:52You can say that again.
08:54Pipe down.
08:58Something funny's going on, Duke.
09:03Princess Lana.
09:06Put her down.
09:07Whatever you say.
09:10Whoa.
09:12Hey, hey, get away, mutt.
09:15Get off.
09:16Get off of me.
09:19Cut it out.
09:20It's me, Kevin.
09:23Kevin, look out.
09:30Wow.
09:31This super power pad's too cool.
09:34Do you think you're so good, human?
09:36Try to outgrow me.
09:38Anytime you're ready.
09:49Kevin, help.
09:52All right, that's it.
09:54You guys are toast.
09:56Lana.
09:57Oh, no.
09:58She's gone.
09:59Princess.
10:08Come on, Duke.
10:14Kid Icarus.
10:14Mega Man.
10:15We've got to find the princess.
10:17Don't worry.
10:18It's Maximus.
10:19She's safe with Simon.
10:20Simon, the princess has been kidnapped
10:27If we don't find her, I may never be able to get back home
10:30We'll start Soijin immediately
10:32Not so fast
10:34As the highest ranking officer of her highness's court
10:37Not to mention her dearest friend
10:39I shall give the orders
10:41Mega Man, shine my boots
10:43Kid Icarus, I could use a little trim
10:45Not too much off the top, however
10:47How's this for to shine?
11:08What do you think you're doing?
11:09I'm off of this
11:11I deserve some respect
11:12Hit the pause, guys
11:15No wonder Videoland's losing the war
11:18These guys are just fighting themselves
11:20We've got to rescue the princess
11:22Simon, get me a map of Videoland
11:27Simon Belmont takes orders from only one person
11:30Simon Belmont
11:32I'll lead us to the fair princess
11:34But first, I'll need a map
11:35Hmm, whoever abducted the princess
11:38Is obviously taking her back to Mother Brain on Metroid
11:41There's a warp zone right here
11:42That'll take us directly to her
11:44No, I won't
11:45I beg your pardon
11:47Look, I've played this game a hundred times
11:49This is the warp to Metroid
11:51Wrong, warp brain
11:54It's this one
11:55No way
11:57Tell you what
11:58I'll flip you for it
11:59Heads we go my way
12:00Tails we go yours
12:02Heads
12:07You lose
12:08Heads
12:17Hey-look Duke
12:19This is it, the express warp to Metroid.
12:38There's no time to do so I guess.
12:43I know, dear, but we've got no choice.
12:49This isn't Metroid! It's Kongoland!
12:59Kongoland? But that's the home of Donkey Kong!
13:19My arrows will stop that, Apicus Maximus!
13:49Wait! We've got to get Kid Icarus!
13:52That'll be a snap!
13:58That wasn't the kind of snap I had in mind!
14:05Phew! That wasn't so bad.
14:10Yes, it was.
14:19Well, he'll think twice before tangling with me again.
14:34Help, Apicus!
14:38I hope this thing works!
14:40Jump!
14:41Hey, thanks, Gabinicus. You're a pretty good Game Master after all.
14:52Thank me later. We've got to warp out of here before Donkey Kong gives us the big game over.
15:02Get in, quick!
15:04We're too late! The zone's closed up!
15:13And that beast is closing in!
15:15There's the way off this world!
15:20You won't get away with this, Mother Brain! My warriors will rescue me!
15:24Of course, my little princess! Just like they rescued your father!
15:29Now that you're both out of the way, Video Land will soon be mine!
15:45You'll pay for this, Mother Brain!
15:48This is crazy! We're headed straight into a double dead end!
15:51Dead if we jump into the volcano and dead if we don't!
15:54Look, I've played Donkey Kong enough times to know what I'm doing. Trust me!
15:59Simon was right! My sensors detect no warp zones in this area!
16:04Get down!
16:08Trust me, he says. Ha! I'd sooner trust a vampire to give me a shade!
16:15Quick! Closer to the edge of the volcano!
16:22Are you nuts?
16:24I know what I'm doing! Trust me!
16:25I trust Icarus! If Icarus trusts you, I trust you!
16:30Come on, Simon!
16:32Oh, no! Not me! I'm staying right here!
16:36Pause!
16:38Quick! Get on the boulders! The pause won't last that long!
16:43Simon, hurry!
16:44Wait for me!
16:54Wait for me!
16:56Whoa!
16:57Hey, guys! This is where we get off!
17:13Pause!
17:14Whoa!
17:16Whoa!
17:17Whoa!
17:19Whoa!
17:23Ah!
17:25That was a real cool move, Kevinicus!
17:27I agree!
17:29Thanks!
17:31Don't thank me yet!
17:33I've still got to rescue the princess!
17:35Speaking of her Hydecus, look!
17:38Just like in the fairy tales, the handsome hero will rescue the fair princess from the impenetrable tower!
17:44Simon, we've got to do this as a team, remember?
17:48Ah! A team! Of course!
17:56Sorry, Captain Nuisance, but no one shall come between Princess Lana and her loving Simon Belmont!
18:02This warp zone will take me straight into her arms!
18:04Mega Man! Give me a hand! That looks like an opening!
18:18Whoa!
18:23Princess!
18:27I thought you didn't want to have anything to do with Videoland!
18:30I'm sorry I didn't take you seriously before!
18:34I couldn't believe that this was real!
18:36Well, it is I who should apologize to you!
18:39Don't worry about it, Princess!
18:41Huh?
18:45We're locked in!
18:49So this is what the ultimate warp zone has said to defeat me, huh?
18:53We'll see just how good you are when you try to survive the corridors of Metroid!
19:00Yes!
19:03YAAAAAAAAAAAH!
19:07Oh oh!
19:09Oh!
19:12Oh!
19:19Huh?
19:28No!
19:58We did it! We made it through!
20:11Mother Brain!
20:13No problem!
20:17Huh?
20:18I'm out of power!
20:20And you're out of time, too!
20:22One human alone could never be me!
20:28Maybe not alone, Mother Brain, but we can defeat you as a team!
20:39Get in!
20:44What you gonna do now, dude?
20:47I'm not going to do anything, but my whip is going to whop you.
20:52Hey, look out!
20:54Get away from me!
20:55Oh, brother!
20:59I'll deal with you myself!
21:08Quick, into the warp zone!
21:10It's too dangerous to finish her up!
21:13You may have stuck me this time, but next time, I'll be stronger than ever!
21:18So will we, Mother Brain!
21:20So will we!
21:21Later, at the Palace of Power...
21:25The legend may have been right about you after all, Captain M.
21:28Yeah, well, I was just...
21:30Lucky, I guess.
21:31Personally, I wasn't lucky at all.
21:34No, it was skill and razor-sharp timing that allowed me to rescue you and save Videoland from that evil...
21:39Thank you, Simon!
21:40We're indebted to you.
21:42And to the rest of you as well!
21:43You too, Duke.
21:47And as for you, you may have helped me win the battle, but the war is far from over.
21:52You will stay and help defend Videoland, won't you?
21:54Sorry, Your Highness, but I've got to get back to my world.
21:57Yes, well, it was very nice of you to drop by.
22:05Do come back and visit us soon in, say, 20 years.
22:10Devin, you better not be playing that foolish game.
22:14You have homework to do.
22:16And don't forget to take out the trash.
22:18On second thought, I guess I could stay just a little while longer.
22:22Let's face it, I'm hooked.
22:36Devin, I thought I told you to clean up your room.
22:42Whoa!
22:52Captain M, the Game Master.
23:00Duke.
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