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00:03The police went and arrested Mr. Chuck E. Cheese himself for stealing someone's credit card.
00:11Don't resist, do not resist.
00:13Don't, let your hands go.
00:15Let your hands go.
00:24Does this come off man?
00:26Does this just come off the top?
00:28Um, are you a current smoker?
00:31No.
00:32If so, how many packs per day?
00:36Six.
00:39You mentioned it only once, but!
00:41Only once!
00:52I'm hungry.
00:53I don't like it!
00:58They were out in the middle of the ocean, and they somehow found this exhausted barn owl that needed a place to rest.
01:04Oh, you're too hot.
01:06Oh, oh, oh!
01:08Don't move!
01:09Don't move!
01:10Don't move!
01:11Don't move!
01:12Don't move!
01:13This is why it's called a flash flood, because it comes out of nowhere.
01:16Oh my god!
01:17Ah mist.
01:19I'm hungry!
01:20What was it?!
01:22Woah!
01:23What?
01:26Did you bite someone at school today?
01:29Mommy.
01:30Happy!
01:31Jacky!
01:32Mommy!
01:34Yeah teeth!
01:35Did you bite someone at school today?
01:38hood?
01:39Daddy's going to kill me.
01:41Come on Come on come on.
01:42Oh my god.
01:43Mommy Jiang!
01:44This poor bird doesn't understand how gravity works.
02:14They were trying to figure out how to fix a sewer pipe.
02:25Why didn't nobody tell me that walruses could do this?
02:32They couldn't figure out why there was no air coming out of this vent.
02:35Gummy, dishonest, cheap, lazy, you know, all those fun little buzzwords.
02:42Case in point.
02:44Are you f***ing kidding me?
02:55This guy figured out how to beat the crowd to get on a busy train.
02:58I have never seen two crabs hug before.
03:12Do you want a tour or do you want a 50?
03:28What would you like?
03:29Either one mate.
03:3050p?
03:3150p.
03:32Calls come in.
03:3350p.
03:34Do you want the three twos together or one at a time?
03:36One at a time.
03:41This giant wasp nest was recently discovered in China.
03:53This truck pulled to the side to give this car some room to pass but might have given it a little too much room.
03:58This guy figured out how to work smarter instead of harder.
04:13There's nothing more satisfying than taking the plastic off a new TV.
04:16So why did nobody tell me that owls can float like this?
04:20If this happened to me, I would demand my money back.
04:21If this happened to me, I would demand my money back.
04:22If this happened to me, I would demand my money back.
04:23There's nothing more satisfying than taking the plastic off a new TV.
04:27There's nothing more satisfying than taking the plastic off a new TV.
04:28There's nothing more satisfying than taking the plastic off a new TV.
04:29There's nothing more satisfying than taking the plastic off a new TV.
04:30So why did nobody tell me that owls can float like this?
04:32If this happened to me, I would demand my money back.
04:47And my money back.
05:03This poor dog doesn't like this smelly fruit.
05:12Something like this even happened.
05:32A few weeks ago, this plane was spotted having some issues while flying over London.
05:37This might be the fattest squirrel I've ever seen.
05:53It's always good to look before crossing the street.
05:57They were trying to have a romantic day down the beach.
06:14Something tells me that he's been doing this for a while.
06:24I thought you'd be doing this for a while.
06:28Ooh!
06:29Sure, uh-you're playing.
06:30Oh, you have to train the world!
06:33Whoa!
06:34What a-you're playing!
06:36Uh-you're playing huh?
06:39It's hard.
06:41So what's clearing out this stuck pipe so satisfying?
06:50stuck pipe so satisfying.
07:03I wonder who was responsible for making this mess.
07:06Just walked in the door with my groceries to this.
07:14French doors were open.
07:16And the best part is, the problem is contained.
07:21So, why is this pig walking like this?
07:39The demolition of this hotel is super satisfying to watch.
07:46So, let's go.
07:51So, let's go.
07:55So, let's go.
08:05That is the end of this video, we hope you enjoyed, and I'll see you guys again very,
08:23very soon.
08:24Later.
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