Three stories. One terrifying night. The Telling (2009) is a scream queen horror anthology packed with scares, suspense, and cult classic thrills.
Step into the terrifying world of The Telling (2009) β a chilling horror anthology film featuring the iconic Scream Queens, Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison. Three twisted tales of murder, obsession, and revenge come to life in this cult favorite that blends classic anthology horror with modern thrills.
Perfect for fans of anthology horror movies, cult classics, and 2000s scream queen films, The Telling delivers scares, suspense, and campy fun. If you love movies like Creepshow, Tales from the Crypt, or Trick βr Treat, this hidden gem is a must-watch.
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Step into the terrifying world of The Telling (2009) β a chilling horror anthology film featuring the iconic Scream Queens, Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison. Three twisted tales of murder, obsession, and revenge come to life in this cult favorite that blends classic anthology horror with modern thrills.
Perfect for fans of anthology horror movies, cult classics, and 2000s scream queen films, The Telling delivers scares, suspense, and campy fun. If you love movies like Creepshow, Tales from the Crypt, or Trick βr Treat, this hidden gem is a must-watch.
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00:00:30Hey, I don't mean to bother you.
00:00:53I was just wondering when I'm going to get my Omega Kappa Kappa confirmation letter.
00:01:00You actually thought you could be part of us.
00:01:03Next year you should try joining a sorority, not a sorority.
00:01:07Let's go.
00:01:38Oh, my God.
00:01:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:01:42Come on, come on.
00:01:43Come on.
00:01:45Come on.
00:01:46Oh, my God.
00:01:50Come on.
00:01:55Oh, my God.
00:02:08Oh my god.
00:02:10Oh my god.
00:02:11Oh my god.
00:02:22Oh my god.
00:02:24Oh my god.
00:02:52Oh my God! Jesus Christ!
00:02:54Oh my God!
00:02:56Oh my God!
00:03:10Have you seen my daughter?
00:03:22Oh my God!
00:03:28Brianna!
00:03:30Brianna!
00:03:44Does that hurt you?
00:03:46Bitch. I know.
00:03:48I love it.
00:03:50I love it.
00:03:56This guy yesterday.
00:03:58I can't believe he actually thought
00:04:00that I'd give him my number.
00:04:02I mean, he drove a hybrid
00:04:04and didn't even know who Ed Hardy was.
00:04:06Oh, I don't think that's a good idea.
00:04:08You don't need the calories.
00:04:10There really isn't a place in the world for them.
00:04:12Bitch.
00:04:14I don't know what he's thinking
00:04:16but he's so high on his head.
00:04:18Okay.
00:04:20Roxy, Amber, go get the new pledges.
00:04:22It's time.
00:04:24Our pleasure, Stephanie.
00:04:26Thank you, Amber, Roxy.
00:04:28It's time to begin.
00:04:30Tonight is the night.
00:04:32It's time to begin.
00:04:36Tonight is the night.
00:04:38The final night.
00:04:40We started with 20 pledges
00:04:42for Omega Kappa Kappa Kappa
00:04:44and you three are what's left.
00:04:48Due to the unfortunate circumstances last year,
00:04:50we decided to go back to an old
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00:05:16Omega Kappa Kappa tradition.
00:05:18Or because the Dean made us.
00:05:20Yeah.
00:05:21We are going to focus on what's inside.
00:05:24Whatever that means.
00:05:26We are the sorority that every sorority aspires to be like.
00:05:30We are the girls every girl wants to be. Every man's fantasy and every girl's worst nightmare.
00:05:42If any of you make it, you are going to be living your life like you've never lived it before. We are going to make you like us. In every way. Every way. Every way. It will be difficult for you ladies.
00:05:52But I think you can do it. Maybe. Since none of you girls are going to be making it on looks, you're going to have to make it with your wit. And we are going to be testing it. I'm a big fan of horror. I mean look at Hailey's outfit. It's pretty scary as it is.
00:06:20I think nauseating more than terrifying, but that's just me.
00:06:25We'll always defer my fashion decisions to you Amber.
00:06:28Now you girls are going to have to tell a scary story.
00:06:34A very scary story.
00:06:37If your story is good enough, then you will be good enough too. But if it's not...
00:06:43Bye bye.
00:06:45We have to scare you?
00:06:47Yeah, like try and make us feel a little bit like you feel right now.
00:06:53Who's going first?
00:06:56How about the biggest loser?
00:06:58Oh, I know who that is.
00:06:59Come on girls, we have to be fair.
00:07:01Each of our pledges brought us a gift for our refreshment table.
00:07:06What am I in the mood for?
00:07:12Now I am in the mood for something salty.
00:07:16Excellent. You will go first.
00:07:19Go sit in the chair.
00:07:21Yeah, Tanya.
00:07:23That big round thing the size of your ass.
00:07:27Um, I didn't know we had to tell a story.
00:07:30I don't know what to say.
00:07:32Well then obviously you don't fit in with us, so why don't you go...
00:07:35Wait!
00:07:36Give me a minute.
00:07:38Oh, I've got one.
00:07:44Lights!
00:07:51This happened when I was in Portland.
00:07:54True story.
00:07:56A girl's name was Lily.
00:07:59Lily was this smoking hot brunette.
00:08:04Excuse me?
00:08:06Brunette?
00:08:07Smoking hot.
00:08:09Did I say brunette?
00:08:11No, Lily was blonde.
00:08:13Sorry.
00:08:14This, uh, smoking hot blonde.
00:08:17Lily lived with this wannabe writer named Tommy in a huge house.
00:08:22By that I mean he worked at a coffee shop while he worked on his novel.
00:08:26Anyway, they had just moved in together when out of nowhere his ex-girlfriend came back from England.
00:08:32You know how stupid guys are.
00:08:35He invited her to stay with them while she found a job.
00:08:38Lily did not take this well.
00:08:40She was finishing up her psych degree so she and the ex were pretty much alone in the house every day.
00:08:45All day.
00:08:46Hey Sarah.
00:08:50Did you say something?
00:08:51No.
00:08:52Why?
00:08:53No, she was going for the air.
00:09:07She was maybe getting a little obsessive?
00:09:11Lily?
00:09:16Hey, sweetie.
00:09:21Hi.
00:09:22Sorry it took me so long getting home.
00:09:26You guys eat yet?
00:09:29No, we didn't eat yet.
00:09:31I'm sorry.
00:09:32Okay.
00:09:33What's in the bag?
00:09:34Ooh.
00:09:36Check this out.
00:09:39I saved its life.
00:09:42Found it in the trash.
00:09:44Oh, great.
00:09:45So you're a dumpster diver now?
00:09:47Watch this.
00:09:51I love you.
00:09:53Oh my god.
00:09:54That's really creepy.
00:09:56It's an antique.
00:09:57Could be worth some money.
00:09:58Either way, I don't know.
00:10:00I figured it could keep you company when you're home alone.
00:10:03I'm not alone.
00:10:04Your ex is here.
00:10:09So, Sarah.
00:10:12Any luck finding a place?
00:10:15I spent most of the day online.
00:10:17I'm going to look at a whole bunch of places tomorrow and...
00:10:20And I'll be out of your hair as soon as possible.
00:10:24Oh.
00:10:25No need to rush it.
00:10:28Thanks, Tommy.
00:10:30You're so sweet.
00:10:32Ah, but I would never want to be a burden.
00:10:37Oh.
00:10:38You can never be a burden.
00:10:53Look what Tommy brought me home today.
00:10:55Another friend to the table.
00:11:01Check this out.
00:11:03You're my best friend.
00:11:06Oh my god, that's so creepy.
00:11:09Here, give us a look.
00:11:11You're special.
00:11:31Toss it over here.
00:11:32I really like you.
00:11:43Ooh.
00:11:44Oh, I think it's home.
00:11:45I think it's got the hots for you.
00:11:47Lily.
00:11:48I think you might need to watch it.
00:11:51Oh, watch it.
00:12:08Honey, this spaghetti is fantastic.
00:12:16I love you.
00:12:21She's staying with us for maybe a week.
00:12:32Yeah, that one.
00:12:34About two years, but it's been a pretty long time ago.
00:12:39No, Lily's totally cool about it.
00:12:41She understands and...
00:12:43Again, it's for maybe a week until she finds the right place.
00:12:51oh, what do I do?
00:12:52Oh, my God.
00:12:53It's for maybe a little bit,
00:12:54but I have to take this far from me.
00:12:55I can't see us for any questions.
00:12:56Oh, my God.
00:12:57Let me know.
00:12:58Okay, I can't see us.
00:12:59I can't see you, decision the right place.
00:13:00I'm sure I'm still working,
00:13:01I'm going to do it.
00:13:02I'm getting to know this one.
00:13:03I've got a pen on my foot,
00:13:04I'm relying on my foot.
00:13:05I'm losing my foot.
00:13:06If I can't do it,
00:13:07I can't try it away.
00:13:08If I can't do it.
00:13:09If I can't do it,
00:13:11I can't do it.
00:13:12I can't do it.
00:13:13You can't do it.
00:13:14You can't do it.
00:13:16You can't do it.
00:13:17That was my little woogie.
00:13:25Tommy.
00:13:28Tommy.
00:13:31Hey.
00:13:34What's wrong?
00:13:37I feel weird
00:13:39with Sarah here.
00:13:45Look, we're just friends.
00:13:48She doesn't even care.
00:13:50Yeah.
00:13:51I'm sure she doesn't.
00:13:56You're so beautiful, honey.
00:14:01No.
00:14:02Tommy, no.
00:14:03Stop it.
00:14:05No.
00:14:06No.
00:14:17No.
00:14:18No.
00:14:19No.
00:14:20No.
00:14:20No.
00:14:21No.
00:14:21No.
00:14:22No.
00:14:22No.
00:14:23No.
00:14:23No.
00:14:24No.
00:14:24No.
00:14:25No.
00:14:25No.
00:14:26No.
00:14:56You're sick, you know that?
00:15:21What?
00:15:23What, are you like five?
00:15:24Did I sleep like that?
00:15:30Oh, yeah, I guess you did.
00:15:32I must be losing it.
00:15:37I think I love you.
00:15:41I love you too.
00:15:44I don't think it's Sarah, the one you should be worrying about.
00:15:56Come on.
00:16:01What's it?
00:16:01Let me...
00:16:03Let me...
00:16:05I don't know.
00:16:06I don't know.
00:16:15Let me tell you.
00:16:17Let me tell you.
00:16:19Well, I guess it's just you and me tonight.
00:16:43I think I want them all to myself.
00:16:49God, it's like a bloody accident waiting to happen.
00:17:03Shit!
00:17:04Ow!
00:17:06Ow!
00:17:08You're really funny, you know that?
00:17:23What?
00:17:25What is there like a radio inside?
00:17:30You making it talk?
00:17:33I don't know.
00:17:36If you have something you want to say to me, you can just say it to my face, okay?
00:17:42We don't have to play these little games.
00:17:44What?
00:17:45I see the way you look at them.
00:17:48No, no, no, no, no.
00:17:53I know that you and him had a thing back in the day.
00:18:01And that's fine.
00:18:03But don't think for one fucking minute that just because you're back in the States, you
00:18:12and him got a shot again.
00:18:14And that's all I'm going to say about that.
00:18:20Boop.
00:18:23If you think there's something going on between us, talk to me about it first.
00:18:29Don't accuse our guest of becoming something.
00:18:32Hey, listen.
00:18:33Either way, I think there's something going on with that doll.
00:18:38You've got an overactive imagination, baby, okay?
00:18:41It said some things that it shouldn't say.
00:18:44So did you.
00:18:50I love you.
00:18:51Would you please shut that fucking doll up before I rip its fucking head off, Tommy?
00:18:55You're just jealous.
00:18:59You're stupid.
00:19:02You're stupid.
00:19:03I am stupid.
00:19:05Stop it!
00:19:06Stop it!
00:19:07Stop it!
00:19:24Tommy, I don't know if I'm in the mood yet.
00:19:29Oh, you will be.
00:19:31As soon as I do this.
00:19:41Oh, yeah.
00:19:42I'm in the mood.
00:19:43My love is a hot dog staan.
00:19:44I don't know if I'm going at all.
00:19:46ceiling.
00:19:48I don't know.
00:19:52Oh, my God.
00:19:55Oh, my God.
00:19:56Oh, my God.
00:19:58I don't know if I could have to pull that off because of a woman's mouth labels μ picked up
00:21:32How did you get here?
00:21:47How did you get here?
00:21:48How did you get here?
00:21:50How did you get here?
00:21:52Oh shit!
00:21:54Fuck!
00:21:56Shit!
00:21:57You shouldn't put your hands where they don't belong!
00:22:02You shouldn't put your hands where they don't belong, Skank.
00:22:11What?
00:22:13What did you just say?
00:22:15We can be best friends.
00:22:18That is not what you just said!
00:22:23What the hell is going on in here?
00:22:28She burned my hand on purpose!
00:22:40Un-fucking-believable.
00:22:58Un-fucking-rocket.
00:23:03Un-fucking-rocket.
00:23:06Un-fucking-rocket.
00:23:11He's a good man.
00:23:41you got something you want to say to me then say it now because tomorrow you're
00:23:52gonna be in the dumpster
00:23:57i think you're special oh i know that part
00:24:07we can be best friends
00:24:11oh i'm sure we can creepy doll i'm sure we can
00:24:23are you all talked out
00:24:26food is going to be all mine
00:24:29no
00:24:41I know, Mr. Belly, hey, who's the one there?
00:24:43Oh, we must go see it.
00:24:45It lives on Windmill Hill.
00:24:47You're stopping, Mr. Belly.
00:24:49Sarah, is not...
00:24:51You're jealous of a fucking doll!
00:24:53No, I tried to tell you!
00:24:55I'm not jealous of the doll!
00:24:57The doll is jealous of me!
00:25:01The doll is jealous of me!
00:25:11I found an unfamiliar especially people,
00:25:19you need sneak peek on your face...
00:25:22I can't see hisksomGE again.
00:25:24I 07...
00:25:26For now, the poop isn't celui you lose.
00:25:28And they're all walking from the bottom
00:25:33It was and I used to keep you alive and it helps you through the river.
00:25:37It's time to leave there for you!
00:25:40Oh, my God.
00:26:10I don't know how to do it.
00:26:15I don't know how to do it.
00:26:40I don't know how to do it.
00:26:44I'll tell you what she does.
00:26:46I don't know how do she do it.
00:26:52I won't!
00:26:54AHHHHH!!!
00:26:59We can be there!
00:27:22A-bomb burn!
00:27:24A-a-a-a-a!
00:27:25A-a-a-a!
00:27:26A-a-a-a-a!
00:27:28Oh, my God.
00:27:58Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, oh God.
00:28:28Tonight is all mine.
00:28:52You fucking bitch!
00:29:00I wouldn't touch me if I were you!
00:29:22Oh, shit, Sarah, no, no, no, no, Lily, no, baby, baby, no, no, no, no, Lily, no, no,
00:29:52no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:57I hope they allow chronicles, this is where you're going, Bill.
00:30:01Fucker.
00:30:04And they put him away for life.
00:30:12Now I'm a backstabber lady, but I don't know why.
00:30:19Well, I think that was worth a shot, sisters.
00:30:31You do understand we wouldn't drink with you until we found you worthy.
00:30:37But us drinking to you is a positive sign.
00:30:41Ish. I wouldn't exactly call it a positive thing.
00:30:44Well, now that I've had salty, am I in the mood for sweet?
00:30:51I think I'll save that. How about liquid?
00:30:57You better have brought some good wine.
00:30:59Oh, I did a wine tasting last year, so I would know the difference.
00:31:08Yep, that's a good one. We can drink this.
00:31:12Continue.
00:31:14Phoebe, up. Come on.
00:31:24You want me to tell you a scary story?
00:31:26Have you been asleep for the past hour? Of course that's what I want you to do.
00:31:30And while Tanya's story was okay, I expect yours to be even better.
00:31:34Better be creepy. I want to feel my skin crawl.
00:31:39Okay, I have one.
00:31:44A beautiful Hollywood actress on hard times.
00:31:51Who could be calling so late?
00:31:54Maybe if you picked it up, you'd find out.
00:31:56Roxy, pick up the fucking phone.
00:31:59Hello?
00:32:00Hello?
00:32:01Hello?
00:32:05Hello?
00:32:06Ooh, heavy breathing. Yeah, that's real hot.
00:32:11Okay, where were we?
00:32:14Beautiful Hollywood actress on hard times.
00:32:18She was, um, desperate. And so, uh, she, uh, had to, uh...
00:32:36You know her, uh, Eva DiMarco.
00:32:38That actress who releases, like, one movie a year, and then they all show up at midnight screenings.
00:32:45You never hear from her the rest of the time.
00:32:47She used to do all these indie films, and one day it just ended.
00:32:51As long as the check clears, it's brilliant.
00:32:54Anyways, this is what really happened to her.
00:32:57I heard that once she turned 30, the studios didn't want her as the hot love interest.
00:33:03Even though she still looked amazing.
00:33:05They were about to foreclose on her house in the hills, so...
00:33:10Welcome, Mr. Marco. It is an honor to have you.
00:33:14She told her agent that she would take the last role on Earth as long as the check cleared.
00:33:19Please make yourself comfortable. You must be tired after your long journey.
00:33:25And so that's exactly what she got.
00:33:28The last role on Earth.
00:33:30I will call for Victor.
00:33:32Victor?
00:33:36Your director.
00:33:49Once she got to the creepy castle, she started having second thoughts.
00:34:17That isn't until she met Victor.
00:34:20He was like something out of an old Hollywood movie.
00:34:23Charming.
00:34:25But in a very disturbing way.
00:34:28You are beautiful already.
00:34:31Perfection is impossible to improve upon.
00:34:34At least I know you're not a vampire.
00:34:37Ah, yes.
00:34:39Is there an American alive who does not associate this region with vampirism?
00:34:44Blame it on Bella.
00:34:45Bella?
00:34:46Lugosi.
00:34:48The man who played Dracula.
00:34:50Todd Browning directed.
00:34:521931.
00:34:54Hmm.
00:34:56Before my time.
00:34:57And I'm not really that into horror movies.
00:34:59Yes, I know.
00:35:00I have researched your filmography extensively.
00:35:04You have never done a horror film.
00:35:06I'm impressed.
00:35:07Yes.
00:35:08Oh, please.
00:35:09Forgive me.
00:35:10I am Victor Ionescu.
00:35:14And I am thrilled to have you here.
00:35:17A pleasure.
00:35:18So now when am I going to see that script?
00:35:20So we can go over our little opus together.
00:35:23No business yet.
00:35:25Please.
00:35:27This is a European film.
00:35:29Slower pace.
00:35:31Please.
00:35:32Sit down.
00:35:34I know you must be tired.
00:35:36Your bags are being brought to your room.
00:35:38Yes.
00:35:39But please.
00:35:40Join me for a little drink.
00:35:43All right.
00:35:45But only in the spirit of actor-director Bondi.
00:35:48Of course.
00:35:49Allow me to introduce.
00:36:04Foot Candle.
00:36:06He has been with us for a very long time.
00:36:08Oh.
00:36:19Please forgive.
00:36:21He is obsessed with light.
00:36:23Light and shadow.
00:36:25Shadow and light.
00:36:31Thank you, my friend.
00:36:33Nice to meet you.
00:36:38Can he speak?
00:36:41Yes, of course.
00:36:43But he is a little shy.
00:36:44How do you say?
00:36:46Star struck.
00:36:51Please.
00:36:55Join me for some absinthe.
00:37:01To you.
00:37:03To the Crimson Echo.
00:37:08So, Victor, why me for this part?
00:37:14Who else did you approach?
00:37:16Eva, would you believe me if I told you that you were my one and only choice?
00:37:21Yes, it's as if this role was specifically written for you.
00:37:26Flattering.
00:37:29Your face is beautiful.
00:37:32Beautiful for 35 millimeter film.
00:37:38Anyway, the absinthe hit her hard.
00:37:42You know, absinthe is a hallucinogenic.
00:37:45She had dreams.
00:37:47Nightmares, really.
00:37:49All because of the drink.
00:37:51The absinthe even became a part of her nightmares.
00:37:55Time goes by in the blink of the night.
00:37:58Well, nothing is easier and nothing is harder than passion.
00:38:04Well, nothing is easier and nothing is harder than passion.
00:38:08Well, nothing is easier than starting over.
00:38:12What the hell?
00:38:21What the hell?
00:38:42What the hell?
00:38:46The fraud?
00:38:48Who the hell?
00:38:49Who are the truth?
00:38:51He?
00:38:52The truth?
00:38:53Is it?
00:38:56This is the Quran on the city?
00:38:58No way?
00:38:59Okay.
00:39:01I told you so.
00:39:02What the hell?
00:39:04What the hell?
00:39:05What the hell?
00:39:06What the hell?
00:39:07What the hell?
00:39:08My dear,
00:39:38you have totally validated
00:39:40my casting choice
00:39:41for this picture.
00:39:43You look amazing.
00:39:47Magical.
00:39:52Yes.
00:39:54Like a dream
00:39:56within a dream.
00:40:08Please,
00:40:16let me seat you.
00:40:19Hello, everyone.
00:40:36I'm...
00:40:38Ava.
00:41:03I would like you
00:41:04to meet the crew
00:41:05of the Crimson Echo.
00:41:09It is habitual
00:41:10to have a cast and crew dinner
00:41:12before filming.
00:41:15Oh,
00:41:16and none for me, thank you.
00:41:18Had a really rough night last night.
00:41:20Very weird dream.
00:41:22Being in a strange place
00:41:23has a way of acting
00:41:25onto your subconscious.
00:41:29Yeah,
00:41:30I guess that explains it.
00:41:33And now I would like to make a toast
00:41:44to our latest and greatest star,
00:41:48Ava DiMarco.
00:41:50Oh, please.
00:41:51If we're all going to be working together,
00:41:53can't I at least see your faces?
00:41:55Eh,
00:41:56soon.
00:41:57Soon.
00:41:59Ava,
00:42:00did you know
00:42:01that Von's man invented a way
00:42:04to capture moving pictures?
00:42:07To capture
00:42:08life?
00:42:10What was the first thing
00:42:12that he did?
00:42:13Oh, yeah.
00:42:14He recorded
00:42:15death,
00:42:18executions,
00:42:19war,
00:42:20in a word,
00:42:22horror.
00:42:22This is disgusting.
00:42:38No.
00:42:40That's history.
00:42:42The man who filmed it,
00:42:43shot it,
00:42:45was a great artist,
00:42:47is a great artist.
00:42:49And he's right here,
00:42:50now.
00:42:52What are you talking about?
00:42:54That had to be found
00:42:55in the early 1900s.
00:42:57Anybody from that
00:42:57is dead by now.
00:42:59Yes,
00:43:00but what about
00:43:01the undeads?
00:43:03I would like you
00:43:04to meet my cameraman.
00:43:06He is as gifted
00:43:08now as he was there.
00:43:22You're not one of,
00:43:25you're not one of,
00:43:27can't feel,
00:43:29can't feel,
00:43:31like,
00:43:31can't feel,
00:43:33can't feel,
00:43:38can't feel,
00:43:38can't feel,
00:43:40like,
00:43:41she,
00:43:42she,
00:43:45recorded the most,
00:43:47Don't fret, most feel the same
00:44:01Some sacred hearts protect you and your damn
00:44:05The tears fall, the pictures are all wrong
00:44:10Another one to come rip you off
00:44:13You're not one of them
00:44:16You're not one of them
00:44:20You're not one of them
00:44:22You're not one of them
00:44:28Eva, I see you don't understand what is in front of you
00:44:34This is a dream team of technicians
00:44:37These people have shot the most horrific images since the birth of cinema
00:44:43Making the horror live
00:44:45And as long as the images live, they live too
00:44:51There is a small but devoted audience
00:44:55We make our films for people just like us
00:45:01The undead
00:45:03The undead need their entertainment too
00:45:07And we have grown quite jaded in these modern times
00:45:11We've seen everything
00:45:13Everything horrific
00:45:15We've collected images like others collect antiques
00:45:21Nosferatu just won't do
00:45:25You might say
00:45:27The only horror is
00:45:29There is no horror left
00:45:35So now we make our own
00:45:39And our audiences demand more and more from us
00:45:43Hmm
00:45:45Name value
00:45:47And this is where you come in, Eva
00:45:49You have never done a horror picture
00:45:53That virginity
00:45:57Is very appealing to us
00:46:01We have lost
00:46:03No
00:46:05No
00:46:07No
00:46:09No
00:46:11No
00:46:13No
00:46:21No
00:46:23No
00:46:25No
00:46:27hahahaha
00:46:57No!
00:46:59No!
00:47:01No!
00:47:03No!
00:47:05No!
00:47:07Help!
00:47:09No!
00:47:15Well, what is your pleasure tonight, my dear?
00:47:21I'm ready for my close-up, Victor.
00:47:23I'll always be ready for my close-up.
00:47:27She got her wish.
00:47:29She will never age.
00:47:31But now, she lives in a world
00:47:33of the undead.
00:47:35And is only alive
00:47:37on film.
00:47:39That wasn't scary. That was weird.
00:47:43Was that even worthy of a shot?
00:47:47What the hell, it's been a long night.
00:47:49Is it time for the sweets?
00:47:57I think you've had enough to drink, Amber.
00:47:59You're calling me a drink...drunk?
00:48:01Amber, girl, we have one more story to get through.
00:48:05Cut her off.
00:48:07I'm on it.
00:48:09If you value your life, bitch,
00:48:11you'll go sit down.
00:48:17Well, I believe Haley
00:48:19has brought something for us.
00:48:23What is this, Betty Crocker?
00:48:25You couldn't even go to a bakery?
00:48:26Talk about low rent.
00:48:27It's a special family recipe.
00:48:29I thought you'd appreciate that more.
00:48:31Um...
00:48:33Do these have real butter in them?
00:48:37By now, you've had more than enough time.
00:48:39So this had better be good.
00:48:41I want to be entertained.
00:48:43Dance, monkey.
00:48:45Dance.
00:48:47Whoop, whoop, whoop.
00:48:49Get up.
00:48:51Move.
00:48:53You heard Amber. Get in the chair, monkey.
00:48:55In a quiet suburb,
00:49:07on an ordinary night,
00:49:09three girlfriends were getting ready for the movies.
00:49:13Their names were Stephanie,
00:49:15Tiffany,
00:49:17and Amber.
00:49:22Excuse me?
00:49:23Nope.
00:49:25It's still not working.
00:49:27Okay.
00:49:28So, what I'm going to do
00:49:29is I'm going to replace this jack,
00:49:31and then I'm going to reroute this wire
00:49:32through the backyard.
00:49:33That way we can take this-
00:49:34I don't care.
00:49:35Just make it work.
00:49:36I need to record this show,
00:49:38and if I miss it,
00:49:39I'm going to fucking kill someone.
00:49:41Hopefully that won't be necessary.
00:49:49It's still not working?
00:49:50No.
00:49:51I know.
00:49:52And I'm trying to record the Ava DiMarco special.
00:49:53If I miss it,
00:49:54I'm going to freaking stab this maintenance man.
00:49:57Where's Anna?
00:49:58You're going to have to give me another 20 minutes to fix this.
00:50:03Anna, we have to leave.
00:50:06Dude.
00:50:07Okay.
00:50:08Mr. Cableman,
00:50:09we're going to go,
00:50:10so just let yourself out when you're done.
00:50:13Okay.
00:50:14I'm ready.
00:50:15Okay.
00:50:16Let's go.
00:50:17You ordered the tickets, right?
00:50:18Oh, well, we can just buy them when we get there.
00:50:20We are.
00:50:21You were supposed to get them online.
00:50:23It's Friday night.
00:50:25They're going to be sold out.
00:50:26Well,
00:50:27worse comes to worse,
00:50:28we'll watch another movie.
00:50:29Worse comes to worse,
00:50:31I'll fucking shoot Meredith.
00:50:33Oh, fuck!
00:50:51I've been waiting for the Northville Tunnels all year.
00:50:55Every horror movie that's come out recently has been shit.
00:50:58Finally a good one comes along,
00:51:00and you fuck it up.
00:51:09So all the movies were sold out.
00:51:11It's not that big of a deal.
00:51:13Kind of being a bitch.
00:51:15Actually, what I am is kind of a fuckwit.
00:51:19Because I thought you two could handle purchasing
00:51:22some goddamn movie tickets.
00:51:25Enough, Jenna!
00:51:26We'll see it tomorrow.
00:51:32We can watch one of your old favorites tonight.
00:51:38How about...
00:51:39How about Beast City with Eva DiMarco?
00:51:41Your favorite.
00:51:42Where's the fucking cable guy?
00:51:45This isn't working.
00:51:47It's not recording.
00:51:48He said he would be back in 20 minutes.
00:51:50He's probably out back.
00:51:52Look, Jenna,
00:51:53I'm really sorry.
00:51:58Well, I'm gonna get out of my jeans
00:51:59if we're not gonna do anything tonight.
00:52:07Listen.
00:52:08We're gonna have fun tonight no matter what.
00:52:10I promise.
00:52:11Do you see something strange in here?
00:52:24Um...
00:52:26Nope.
00:52:27You're freaking me out, Anna.
00:52:28What is it?
00:52:29That is my underwear drawer.
00:52:31And?
00:52:32And?
00:52:33I think the freaking cable guy
00:52:34went on a freaking adventure
00:52:35through my underwear drawer.
00:52:36Okay, I think you're fucking insane,
00:52:38and you forgot to close it.
00:52:41Come on.
00:52:42Come on.
00:52:43Come on.
00:52:44Baby, show me what you got tonight.
00:52:46Let me see your underwear.
00:52:48Yeah.
00:52:49I wanna see your underwear.
00:52:51Yeah.
00:52:52Let me see your underwear.
00:52:54Let me see your underwear.
00:52:56Come on.
00:52:57Come on.
00:53:04Who you calling?
00:53:05The landlord to tell them
00:53:06the repairman's an asshole?
00:53:08No.
00:53:09We're gonna make some prank calls.
00:53:11Ooh.
00:53:12Let me make the first one.
00:53:13Sure.
00:53:15How do you block a number?
00:53:16Star.
00:53:18Put it on speaker.
00:53:19I wanna hear.
00:53:23Hi.
00:53:24You've reached Thor and Amanda.
00:53:25Thor and Amanda?
00:53:26We can't get the phone right now.
00:53:27Hello?
00:53:28Uh, hello.
00:53:29Is this Amanda?
00:53:30Yes, this is Amanda.
00:53:31Yes, this is Amanda.
00:53:32Um, hi.
00:53:33This is, uh, Detective McKenzie from the LAPD.
00:53:37Yes?
00:53:38Terrible news about Thor.
00:53:40Thor?
00:53:41He, uh, he was found dead last night at Arby's.
00:53:45He choked on a beef steak.
00:53:47I'm walking Thor right now on his exercise bike.
00:53:52Who is this?
00:53:54You need help!
00:53:56Not only was that not funny, you just pretended you were a cop.
00:53:59I thought it was funny.
00:54:00Let me do something that won't get us in trouble.
00:54:03Hello?
00:54:13Hi.
00:54:14This is Sally from Pizza Palace.
00:54:16As a part of our customer appreciation program,
00:54:19your household's been selected to receive some free pizzas tonight on us.
00:54:23How would you like that?
00:54:25Free pizza?
00:54:26That sounds great, yeah.
00:54:28Great, uh...
00:54:29Yeah, you can have up to seven.
00:54:31Uh, okay.
00:54:32Um, you need my address?
00:54:34Oh, hold on, hold on.
00:54:36Oh, um, sorry.
00:54:37Sir, do you need to get that?
00:54:38Yeah, yeah, hold on.
00:54:39Uh, let me, uh, let me go to the door real quick and get that.
00:54:42Hold on.
00:54:46Um, what?
00:54:47Stop harassing me, please.
00:54:51What are you?
00:54:52Put the knife down.
00:54:53Put the knife down.
00:54:54I know, should I hang out?
00:54:55Do not.
00:54:56Look at this mess you made.
00:54:57Please, put the...
00:54:58Oh, oh my god!
00:54:59Oh my god!
00:55:00Oh my god!
00:55:01Oh my god!
00:55:02Oh my god!
00:55:03Hello?
00:55:04Oh my god!
00:55:05Help me, help me, help me!
00:55:06Oh, oh, oh!
00:55:07Somebody's coming!
00:55:09Oh my god!
00:55:10Please, no!
00:55:11Stop, stop!
00:55:12Please, stop!
00:55:13Please, stop, please!
00:55:14Please, stop.
00:55:15Please, please!
00:55:16Hello?
00:55:17Hello?
00:55:19We heard what you did!
00:55:20I knew what you did.
00:55:22Hello?
00:55:24Call the place.
00:55:29Pick it up!
00:55:29No! The answering machine!
00:55:33Hi, you've reached Jenna.
00:55:35And, Anna and Meredith.
00:55:37Leave a message.
00:55:38Her names are on the answering machine.
00:55:40It's just our first names.
00:55:41He doesn't know where we live.
00:55:44Shh, listen.
00:55:50Who was that?
00:55:51You blocked our number, right?
00:55:53From there?
00:55:57Look, we have to call the police.
00:55:58Someone just got killed.
00:56:00There's no fucking way we're calling.
00:56:03We have to.
00:56:04I wouldn't be able to live with myself
00:56:05if I caused someone to die.
00:56:07We're not responsible for his death, are we?
00:56:09No.
00:56:10But now this motherfucker has our number!
00:56:15Do nothing.
00:56:17Call no one.
00:56:18But you're next.
00:56:20Call the cops, he can't do shit to us.
00:56:25How are we not calling the cops?
00:56:26Are you insane?
00:56:32911 emergency?
00:56:34What's the nature of your emergency?
00:56:36We think we heard someone get killed over the phone.
00:56:38Who got killed?
00:56:40An older man, we don't know his name.
00:56:42But he's out there somewhere dead
00:56:44and now the motherfucker who did it is calling us.
00:56:47Where is he located?
00:56:49We don't know.
00:56:50We need the police.
00:56:51Shh.
00:56:53Look, ma'am.
00:56:54We're really sorry.
00:56:55We're just a little freaked out
00:56:56and we really need you to send someone out here.
00:56:58phone call.
00:57:10Hello?
00:57:11Ma'am, this is 911.
00:57:12We were disconnected because of all the calls coming in right now.
00:57:15Hello?
00:57:21Ma'am, this is 911.
00:57:23We were disconnected because of all the calls coming in right now.
00:57:27Yes, sorry.
00:57:28All units are tied up, but we're going to send someone out to you as soon as they become available.
00:57:32Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:39Hello?
00:57:42Listen.
00:57:45You girls never listen to you.
00:57:49For now, I'm going to deal with you.
00:57:54All of you.
00:57:59You know what?
00:58:00We should have pretended like that never happened and ignored that weirdo's phone calls.
00:58:04I mean, what if he finds us?
00:58:06He can't fucking find us.
00:58:09You guys, let's just turn all the lights off and pretend we're not home.
00:58:12Okay.
00:58:13Good idea.
00:58:14Where the fuck's the cable guy?
00:58:33Oh my god.
00:58:34Should I answer it?
00:58:36I don't know, please.
00:58:37I don't know.
00:58:38I don't know.
00:58:39I don't know.
00:58:40Stop it.
00:58:45Okay, okay.
00:58:48Should I just get in?
00:58:49I don't know.
00:58:50I don't know.
00:58:52We called the police!
00:58:53The police!
00:58:54I know I am the police, ma'am.
00:58:56Open up.
00:58:58Come on, open up.
00:59:12Don't you usually come in pairs?
00:59:14Not always.
00:59:15Can you open the door, ma'am?
00:59:17I don't know.
00:59:18I don't know.
00:59:19I don't know.
00:59:20I don't know.
00:59:21I don't know.
00:59:22What are you doing, ma'am?
00:59:23I don't know.
00:59:24I don't know.
00:59:25I don't know.
00:59:26I don't know.
00:59:27What are you doing?
00:59:28You call myself?
00:59:29I don't know.
00:59:30I don't know.
00:59:31I don't know.
00:59:32Now, what seems to be the problem this evening?
00:59:43I understand you, uh, think you might have heard a murder over the phone?
00:59:50No, officer.
00:59:59We have no idea who any of these people were.
01:00:02We were just messing around.
01:00:03It was totally random.
01:00:05Is there anybody else in here tonight?
01:00:08Shouldn't be.
01:00:08No, I hope not.
01:00:12Officer, there's no way he could find us, is there?
01:00:17You never know.
01:00:18There's a lot of information out there on the internet.
01:00:22I'm going to go run a report on the last call that you made.
01:00:26And then I'd like to check outside.
01:00:28Okay?
01:00:29Okay.
01:00:30We've got a 187 on Mapleton Boulevard.
01:00:49Connected to the Mapleton murderer.
01:00:52All units, please be advised.
01:00:54Please respond.
01:00:54He just doesn't seem like a cop.
01:01:03He's sweaty and weird.
01:01:04I know.
01:01:07That's why I'm grabbing this.
01:01:08Just in case.
01:01:10I'm glad the cable guy didn't steal your mace when he stole your panties.
01:01:14He's not funny.
01:01:17Do these expire?
01:01:20I've got to lock my patio door.
01:01:29Don't cops usually have partners?
01:01:31I don't know.
01:01:32I mean, do you think he's just some random guy with a full uniform?
01:01:36I don't know.
01:01:38And haven't you noticed we haven't gotten any phone calls since he got here?
01:01:45You should always keep this locked.
01:01:53Thanks for the advice.
01:01:56Maybe Jenna should be a cop.
01:01:57If it turns out something really did happen to this man tonight,
01:02:02don't be surprised if you see me again tonight.
01:02:04I don't know.
01:02:25I don't know.
01:02:25It...
01:02:26No!
01:02:29No!
01:02:31No!
01:02:32No!
01:02:32No!
01:02:32No!
01:02:32No!
01:02:32No!
01:02:34No!
01:02:34She'd better not be fucking around.
01:02:36That retarded cop probably did the same thing at her window.
01:02:40Stay here.
01:02:41If I don't come back in three minutes, call 911.
01:02:45Okay.
01:02:45Okay.
01:03:01Jenna?
01:03:03Jenna?
01:03:03Jenna?
01:03:03Oh, my God.
01:03:05Oh, my God.
01:03:05Oh, my God.
01:03:06Oh, my God.
01:03:07Oh, my God.
01:03:09Jenna?
01:03:10She's got done that bitch's hand.
01:03:15Where is he?
01:03:25Oh, my God.
01:03:27Oh, my God.
01:03:27Anna?
01:03:32Anna?
01:03:34Anna?
01:03:36Anna, answer me!
01:03:39Anna?
01:03:54There it is!
01:03:56Girl!
01:03:57It's Officer Ambers!
01:03:59Open up!
01:04:04Come on, open up!
01:04:10You okay?
01:04:13Open up!
01:04:39Oh, no!
01:04:42It's me.
01:04:49Officer!
01:04:52I just broke in the bathroom window.
01:05:18Didn't you hear me at the door?
01:05:20No.
01:05:22Drop everything and turn around.
01:05:29Whoa, I didn't do it.
01:05:43Stay right here and don't fucking move.
01:05:46You want me to let you do?
01:05:50Meredith, what is it?
01:05:51What happened?
01:05:52I don't know.
01:05:54Meredith, it's okay.
01:05:56No.
01:05:56Oh, my God.
01:06:02I'm sorry.
01:06:04Meredith, it's all right.
01:06:32We've got to get you out of here.
01:06:33You can trust me.
01:07:03Oh my God, what's happening?
01:07:05Oh my God, what's happening?
01:07:09Look at this mess you made.
01:07:11Oh my God, what's happening?
01:07:17Oh my God, what's happening?
01:07:32Look at this mess you made.
01:07:36Oh my God.
01:07:38No.
01:07:40I'm sorry.
01:07:42I'm sorry.
01:07:44Please.
01:07:46No.
01:07:48Please.
01:07:50Please.
01:07:52No.
01:07:54No!
01:07:55No!
01:07:56No!
01:07:57No!
01:07:58No!
01:08:03Her body was found the next day.
01:08:06So they all died?
01:08:07Yep.
01:08:08She got them all.
01:08:09I don't think I like that ending.
01:08:11I like those girls.
01:08:19Oh, well.
01:08:21That's the story.
01:08:22That's the story.
01:08:23What I love.
01:08:24I thought it was nothing again.
01:08:25No women.
01:08:26There's x2
01:08:27Some people say you may own what you're thinking.
01:08:30Well, they didn't let you know.
01:08:43Now it is time to make our decision. Are we ready sisters? It has been a very difficult decision. No it hasn't. As I was saying, it has been a very difficult decision, but we are now ready to announce our two newest members.
01:09:08Mindy and Rachel!
01:09:13What? Who are they? They weren't in our pledge group. Did you actually think any of you guys would fit in with us? We had our own private rush. So this was all just one big joke? The Dean wanted us to do something more official and formal this year after last year's unfortunate event.
01:09:34You mean when you killed that girl? You mean that psycho that killed herself? I remember that in the garage. The pool house. I think the three of you can go now. And don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Bye bye!
01:09:52Maybe that wine wasn't such a good idea. I don't feel so good at this.
01:09:59The wine was perfectly good. I'm thinking it's more likely the poison. And the cookies? Probably kicking in about now. Come on Haley, the scary story portion of tonight is over.
01:10:04This isn't a story. It might be one this time next year when people talk about whatever happened to that sorority of mega bitches known as Omega Kappa Kappa.
01:10:19What are you talking about? I poisoned you. You didn't really think I wanted to belong to this society of social retards. Did you?
01:10:44I just wanted to get close enough to do the deed. You poisoned us? You're psychotic. Yeah. I'll accept that. I'm crazy.
01:11:02But you made me crazy when you killed my sister Brianna. Technically half-sister. Different last name.
01:11:12She so admired you. She wanted to be like you.
01:11:19She wanted to be like you.
01:11:34I'm gonna love. I'm gonna love. I'm gonna love.
01:11:41You're not pretty enough! You're not pretty enough! You're not pretty enough!
01:11:48You're not pretty enough! You're not pretty enough!
01:11:54You're not pretty enough!
01:11:56It's not my fault your sister was crazy. This is just a sorority.
01:12:11The sorority killed her.
01:12:16But it's all good.
01:12:19Since you're paying with your lives, you know what?
01:12:22I'll call it over.
01:12:24You'll never get away with this.
01:12:27Group suicide?
01:12:29A bunch of brainwashed bitches following the leader.
01:12:33Why would we tell ourselves we have everything?
01:12:36You have nothing.
01:12:40You live these shallow, empty lives.
01:12:45And that's what your note says.
01:12:48It's actually a text and a blog.
01:12:52Even emails written to your parents.
01:13:04By the time anyone dim enough to be your friend figures out how to dial 9-1-1, you'll all be dead.
01:13:10We may be dead, but you'll still be a loser.
01:13:14I'll just have to deal with that for the rest of my very long life.
01:13:19I'm gonna haunt you, you fucking bitch!
01:13:22You're gonna have a really good, scary story to tell.
01:13:43We're done here, Mom.
01:13:55Have a cookie, Hayley.
01:13:58With pleasure.
01:14:05And they found their bodies the next day.
01:14:08Their ghosts still walk the halls of the sorority.
01:14:14The end.
01:14:15When the other is dead
01:14:17And the deed has been done
01:14:23And the situation's clearly very sticky
01:14:30Who knew I was so tricky
01:14:33When the other is dead
01:14:39And there's no one to tell
01:14:44How I did it so well
01:14:49We're headed for disaster
01:14:51It's you that I was after
01:14:54Everything's what you have
01:15:02Isn't that what you said?
01:15:06But everything means nothing
01:15:12When you're dead
01:15:15When the other is dead
01:15:32I have only them to blame
01:15:38My lost mind is a winning game
01:15:43And payback is a mother
01:15:45I'm sure you did discover
01:15:47And everything's what you have
01:15:55Isn't that what you told me?
01:15:58Isn't that what you said?
01:16:01But everything means nothing
01:16:05But everything means nothing
01:16:05When you're dead
01:16:08When you're dead
01:16:10When the other is dead
01:16:13Oh, when you're dead
01:16:16Oh, when you're dead
01:16:16Oh, when you're dead
01:16:16Oh, when you're dead
01:16:46Everything's what you're dead
01:16:47Everything's what you have
01:16:49Isn't that what you said?
01:16:56But everything means nothing
01:16:58When you're dead
01:17:03Neon lights on
01:17:27It's time to have fun
01:17:30Shadows being revived
01:17:32Girls are so hip
01:17:36Down at the sunset strip
01:17:38Only the fastest survive
01:17:41Stars and bimbos
01:17:53Driving in limos
01:17:56Peaking out in the dark
01:17:59Saints and sinners
01:18:01Saints and sinners
01:18:02Loosers and winners
01:18:04They've all come to the park
01:18:08Every night
01:18:10Every night is a Friday night
01:18:12In Hollywood
01:18:13In Hollywood
01:18:14No pain
01:18:15Driving in the fast lane
01:18:17Every night is the dreamer's night
01:18:21In Hollywood
01:18:22Even so fly
01:18:23Looking for a new high
01:18:25In the evening
01:18:27He will believe in
01:18:29Leaving all these failures
01:18:31Leaving all these failures
01:18:32Behind
01:18:33Drinking sweet wine
01:18:36Watching the wine
01:18:37Watching the dollar sign
01:18:38Watching the dollar sign
01:18:39From a bar in the sky
01:18:43Every night is a Friday night
01:18:47In Hollywood
01:18:48Even so fly
01:18:49Looking for a new high
01:18:51She's a waitress
01:18:53Fighting the shyness
01:18:54When her suit comes around
01:18:55Every night is a Friday night
01:18:56In Hollywood
01:18:57Even so fly
01:18:58Looking for a new high
01:18:59For a new high
01:19:01She's a waitress
01:19:03Fighting the shyness
01:19:05When a suit comes around
01:19:08She's a dreamer
01:19:12Jumps in a screamer
01:19:14She was lost
01:19:16Now she's
01:19:17Yeah, right
01:19:18Every night is a Friday night
01:19:23In Hollywood
01:19:23Driving in the fast lane
01:19:27Every night is the dreamer's night
01:19:31In Hollywood
01:19:32So fly
01:19:33Looking for a new high
01:19:36Money, power, sex
01:19:48Talent, talent, talent
01:19:52Talent, reality, success
01:19:57Failure
01:20:03Failure
01:20:03Every night is a Friday night
01:20:11In Hollywood
01:20:12Driving in the fast lane
01:20:15Every night is the dreamer's night
01:20:19In Hollywood
01:20:20Even so fly
01:20:22Looking for a new high
01:20:24Every night
01:20:26Every night
01:20:28In Hollywood
01:20:29Driving in the fast lane
01:20:33Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood
01:20:36Yeah
01:20:37Every night is a Friday night
01:20:45And I'm a backstabber lady
01:20:51But I don't know why
01:20:54I throw those knives
01:20:57And I'm a backstabber lady
01:20:59Even though this woman tries
01:21:03To change her life
01:21:06To change her life
01:21:07I don't know why
01:21:09I treat you like I do
01:21:11When I love you
01:21:12When I love you more
01:21:13When I love you more than life itself
01:21:15I think I'm just another poor
01:21:17Bastard with a disease
01:21:19With a disease called selfishness
01:21:21You see that I'm a backstabber lady
01:21:25But I don't know why
01:21:27I throw those knives
01:21:29I throw those knives
01:21:30And I'm a backstabber lady
01:21:32Even though this woman tries
01:21:35To change her life
01:21:38I'm so pathetic
01:21:41When I cry
01:21:43Begging for forgiveness
01:21:45And one last try
01:21:47And minutes after we work things out
01:21:51I'm back and I'm throwing those sharp knives
01:21:54And I'm a backstabber lady
01:21:57And I don't know why
01:22:00I throw those knives
01:22:02And I'm a backstabber lady
01:22:04Even though this woman tries
01:22:08To change her life
01:22:10And I'm a backstabber lady
01:22:13But I don't know why
01:22:16I throw those knives
01:22:18And I'm a backstabber lady
01:22:20Even though this woman tries
01:22:24And I don't know why
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