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The Boy I Hate
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00:00:00Okay, well all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:00:11Oh, there's Tristan. I lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her?
00:00:20It's all so killing me, is that? He's my best friend. She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:00:28Yeah, I'll be up in a sec. Okay.
00:00:38Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:00:42All those feelings last night, are they just gone?
00:00:53I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:00:58I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:01:04Look, either way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:01:10Oh my god, wait!
00:01:11Duh, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:01:13No.
00:01:14I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay? I love you. Bye.
00:01:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:01:22You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid giant.
00:01:25giant
00:01:35Never mind Ren. She's up now
00:01:43Tristan long time no see. Mind if we skip the small talk? I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York
00:01:49so is this your outfit or just hold on I
00:02:03Think that was last time we saw each other
00:02:10Took a red-eye from Austin to surprise Ren for a grad party. I don't remember you at that party. I
00:02:16I
00:02:18Left early to go out with my family and boyfriend Stephen boyfriend
00:02:26Is that all your luggage yeah, but I got to take the sculpture down first so
00:02:33And give me a hand
00:02:46I
00:02:48Got it
00:02:54We're going all the way to New York in that that's the plan sweetheart Wow Tristan you're just as sweet and considerate as I remember
00:03:03Tell me smiles
00:03:06What exactly do you remember
00:03:08Tell me smiles what exactly do you remember?
00:03:25Not much perfect makes two of us
00:03:29You're saying you don't remember me who remembers shit. We did his dumb teens anyways. Yeah
00:03:35totally
00:03:38We got 3,000 miles of road to change all that we don't have anything to do with each other and I think it's best we keep it that way
00:03:44Greed suit yourself. I'm sure your boyfriend step in Steven would appreciate that
00:04:08Everything all right yeah, I'm just I'm just worried about Renee
00:04:26Tell me about it
00:04:28She just barely moved six months ago and now she's getting married she even know the guy
00:04:33He and Ren seem happy. I guess they're in love
00:04:37What about you?
00:04:39Me? Yeah, you are you in love or what?
00:04:43Yeah, yeah, actually I am
00:04:46Yeah
00:04:48Wasn't telling a joke, but okay. I just think it's funny how you say you're in love
00:04:52But your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York
00:04:56Yeah, he has work. It's very important. Yeah, more important than you
00:05:02Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last ten minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls, so
00:05:08So
00:05:10You look like
00:05:13Nothing forget it. No, you can't do that. Come on finish your sentence Tristian. I'm a big girl. I
00:05:19was gonna say
00:05:23You look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever
00:05:29My sex life is none of your business
00:05:32You're right
00:05:34Absolutely
00:05:34I can't believe you just said that well, you know if you're so concerned about my relationship
00:05:38Could you just stop at Steven's office up here so I can say goodbye, please. All right, whatever you say, honey
00:05:49You got ten minutes max, no last-minute quickies got it
00:06:03Steven, turn the fucking phone off. You're killing the mood
00:06:06Hey, baby, I gotta let it go to voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting
00:06:14What are you gonna dump her ass? You said you were gonna take me to Hillary. Hey, after the wedding kitten
00:06:19Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school, I would have never wasted my time
00:06:23What are you gonna do?
00:06:27Tristan, what are you doing here?
00:06:29I've been gone for over a half hour
00:06:31What happened?
00:06:33Nothing, let's go
00:06:35I don't know, you're crying. Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?
00:06:38No, Tristan, let's just go, please, before he sees me
00:06:41Sammy?
00:06:42She didn't catch us, right?
00:06:43Is it weird?
00:06:44Thought I heard her
00:06:45Thought I heard her
00:06:48Can I help you?
00:06:50You're the one who needs some help, you slimy piece of shit
00:06:54You slimy piece of shit
00:06:56Do I know you?
00:06:57Nah, but I know you
00:06:59You're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go
00:07:04Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
00:07:08How do you even know Sammy?
00:07:10Better yet, why do you even care?
00:07:12Let's just say I'm a friend
00:07:14Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness
00:07:19Kindness? It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know?
00:07:24And also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure
00:07:28You don't deserve to say her name
00:07:30All she ever does is care about you
00:07:32And you're here talking shit
00:07:34When you should be thankful she even gives you the time of fucking day
00:07:37Who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that?
00:07:41I'm the guy about to teach you some respect
00:07:44I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell out of my
00:07:50Oh my god, Steven!
00:07:52The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:53Security!
00:07:55Get the hell out of my
00:08:00The fuck is wrong with you?
00:08:01Security!
00:08:02You're lucky that's all I need
00:08:05Hey, if you ever badmouth Samantha smiles again
00:08:07You so much as look at her wrong
00:08:10You won't just be losing a client or two
00:08:13You'll be losing teeth
00:08:14Got it?
00:08:23What the hell was that all about?
00:08:24Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend
00:08:27Oh, you mean your lying cheating bitch of a boyfriend?
00:08:29God, are you insane?
00:08:30This has nothing to do with you!
00:08:31Why would you just-
00:08:32Cuz!
00:08:33I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him
00:08:35And it pisses me the fuck off
00:08:38Why does it piss you off?
00:08:39Why do you even care?
00:08:40Because!
00:08:41A guy like him doesn't know the real you!
00:08:43He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day
00:08:45And
00:08:46I would never do that to you Sam
00:08:48Because I just
00:08:49I
00:08:52Because you what?
00:08:56Sorry, I
00:08:58Just forget it
00:08:59What I want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already
00:09:02I can't!
00:09:03Okay?
00:09:04You can't? So you're just gonna pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you
00:09:06Tristan, it's okay
00:09:07No, it's not okay
00:09:08He's the fucking scum of the earth
00:09:10Look, I'll deal with Steven later, alright?
00:09:13I don't want to cause any drama to Rene's big day so I'll just wait after the wedding, okay?
00:09:19Smiles
00:09:20You know you deserve more than this, don't you?
00:09:23I just wanna get out of here
00:09:25Okay?
00:09:26Please?
00:09:34Fine
00:09:35Just don't let me catch you crying again
00:09:37Or
00:09:38I don't know what I'll do
00:09:42See?
00:09:44Better
00:10:04Hey Sammy
00:10:05Sorry to pick up earlier, honey
00:10:06Today was crazy
00:10:08No, it's okay
00:10:09No, you're busy
00:10:10That, plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me
00:10:15Oh no, are you alright?
00:10:17Yeah, but it was just so weird
00:10:19Seemed like he knew you
00:10:20Big blonde guy, kinda looks like a surfer
00:10:22No, doesn't sound familiar, but I'm glad you're okay
00:10:25You're okay
00:10:26Yeah, I should be alright for the wedding
00:10:27I gotta go
00:10:28Have a safe drive, honey
00:10:29Love you
00:10:30Yeah, I love you too
00:10:31See you soon
00:10:33Don't look at me like that
00:10:34Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding
00:10:36This isn't forever
00:10:37Yeah, I heard that one before
00:10:38Yeah, I heard that one before
00:10:39Good night, Tristan
00:10:40Good night, Tristan
00:10:57Good night, Tristan
00:10:59Good night, Tristan
00:11:01Good night, Tristan
00:11:03This is the book about the sexy elves and shit.
00:11:33You know what you need. A nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.
00:11:38I can't even swim.
00:11:40Then I can just teach you, duh.
00:11:45I'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:11:48To him, I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend.
00:11:53Earth to Samantha.
00:11:55Miles, there's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:12:10Yes?
00:12:14Hey!
00:12:19You guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:12:22Uh, sure.
00:12:40Hey, Savannah.
00:12:42It's Samantha.
00:12:43Oh.
00:12:44Right.
00:12:45For sure.
00:12:46Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:12:51You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.
00:12:57I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:12:59Come on, Sabrina.
00:13:00You would be doing us a huge favor.
00:13:03Girl.
00:13:04I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:13:08You don't need me to get him.
00:13:10I'm nobody.
00:13:12What the fuck's your problem, huh?
00:13:14What?
00:13:15What's your problem?
00:13:16Please, no one actually reads anymore.
00:13:18That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:13:21What?
00:13:23Hey!
00:13:24Hey!
00:13:25You want to be different so bad.
00:13:27You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:13:31What?
00:13:32Oh my god, look at her blushing.
00:13:34She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books.
00:13:37Aww, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:13:41I do not have a crush on him.
00:13:43Just leave me alone.
00:13:51Oh yeah?
00:13:53Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:13:55So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:13:59Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:14:02You want his attention, sweetie?
00:14:03Well then let us help you.
00:14:14Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:14:21She's not coming back up.
00:14:23Fuck.
00:14:24She's not coming back up.
00:14:25Fuck.
00:14:44Oh.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:46Hey.
00:14:59Tell me you're alright.
00:15:01Oh my god.
00:15:02Wow, Tristan.
00:15:03You are literally a hero.
00:15:05Don't fucking touch me.
00:15:06Alright, just get out of here.
00:15:08Babe, come on.
00:15:09It was an accident.
00:15:10We were just messing around.
00:15:12I said get out.
00:15:14Before you get thrown in the water next.
00:15:18Go!
00:15:23Are you hurt?
00:15:25Well, they must have nicked me with their nails.
00:15:27Yes.
00:15:45For saving me.
00:15:51Those girls...
00:15:52They pushed you in because of me.
00:15:56It isn't your fault.
00:15:57Isn't it?
00:15:58If I would have just paid more attention.
00:15:59God, I feel like such a piece of shit.
00:16:00You're not a piece of shit.
00:16:02You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing.
00:16:05And she wouldn't be wrong.
00:16:11Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:16:13I'm so sorry.
00:16:14I don't know why I just did that.
00:16:15Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:16:19That was just my way of shutting you up.
00:16:24Oh, really?
00:16:26Then I should get you to shut me up every day.
00:16:28Every day.
00:16:41We shouldn't.
00:16:42No, no, no.
00:16:43Ren is my best friend.
00:16:44You kissed me first.
00:16:46Remember?
00:16:47I know.
00:16:48But you're her older brother.
00:16:50And she hates when girls make moves on you.
00:16:52I...
00:16:53But...
00:16:54But...
00:16:55You're not just any girl.
00:16:57Sam.
00:17:05Forget everyone else.
00:17:07It's just...
00:17:08You and me.
00:17:13Do you want me, Sam?
00:17:17I couldn't quite hear those smiles.
00:17:18Was that a yes or no?
00:17:19I want you.
00:17:20Tristan.
00:17:26I want you.
00:17:27Tristan.
00:17:49I don't want to stop.
00:17:55Don't.
00:17:57It's fine.
00:18:07Have you ever done this before?
00:18:10I think I'm pretty much my first everything.
00:18:19Sam?
00:18:20Where were you?
00:18:24Sam?
00:18:25Where were you?
00:18:26Sam? Where were you? Where were you? I went to the bathroom. I don't remember you coming
00:18:49home last night. I lost track of time at the lake. You were asleep when I got back? The
00:19:03girls from across the lake came by when you were gone. They brought me this. So like in
00:19:09exchange you'll give us your brother's number, right? Wren, I- Do they think I'm stupid? Like
00:19:14I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan. It's all anyone does. It's always
00:19:18about Tristan. Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:19:27You would never do that to me, right Sam? You're my friend because you love me? Of
00:19:34course. You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:19:39Come on. You know I hate him. We both hate him. He's a fuck boy who's full of himself
00:19:45and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head.
00:19:48Tristan doesn't mean anything to me and he never will.
00:19:52Tristan doesn't mean anything to me and he never will.
00:19:58Oh. I know I can trust you. Always, Wren. Come on. It's me and you.
00:20:06There they go. Show them all the golden boy. Again. Attention everyone. We are both so proud of Tristan.
00:20:22You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship. My boy's gonna be a Longhorn. He had the summer off,
00:20:30but next week he is off to college and back to the grind. Isn't that right, son?
00:20:36Justin just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:20:50Oh, great. The airheads from across the lake are here too.
00:20:54Hey? Whoa, are you okay? You look like you just saw a ghost.
00:21:00You want his attention, sweetie? Well then let us help you.
00:21:08Hmm? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Fine. God, all this noise is hurting my head. I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:21:16Want me to pick out a movie for a snorch? Yeah. Uh, I'll be up in a sec. Okay.
00:21:24Hey, Tristan. Can I talk to you? I feel like you've been avoiding me. All day.
00:21:33Oh, hey, Smiles. Need something? No. Never mind. Just forget it. Forget it.
00:21:45I knew you'd come around. Want to take this to your room?
00:22:13Not in the mood.
00:22:28I'm never gonna be that stupid again.
00:22:30I'm never gonna be that stupid again.
00:22:36Tristan! Come on! Open up. It's already time. We gotta get on the road!
00:22:41If you don't get up in the next ten seconds, I swear to God, I'll beat down this door with my fist!
00:22:50Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:22:52Please tell me you're not naked.
00:22:56Please tell me you're not naked.
00:22:58Put some clothes on. The people of Utah don't need to see that.
00:23:00Hate to break it to you, but lots of people want to see that.
00:23:04If you wanted to get me in bed, you could've just said so.
00:23:10Shut up. There was somebody else that was coming outside of their room. Put that on.
00:23:15God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:23:17Gee, thanks.
00:23:19Just paying back the favor. Consider us even now.
00:23:22Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:23:31Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:23:33No. Why would I be?
00:23:35Grew up Ren, you and Ren. It's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:23:39It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:23:43We're not teens anymore, Tristan. You can't tease me like this.
00:23:46What if I'm, uh, teasing though? What if I'm serious?
00:23:51Tristan Montgomery being serious? I'll believe it when I see it.
00:23:56Do I look serious enough now?
00:24:01Is this going?
00:24:05We should, uh, get going.
00:24:11Meet you outside.
00:24:16We're out of gas.
00:24:20Don't warn that. Filled up yesterday.
00:24:25Hey.
00:24:26Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:24:27Got gas last night. We were taking your depression now.
00:24:30We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge?
00:24:33Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:24:34Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say a day?
00:24:37Gotten!
00:24:46So, what have you been up to the last 5 years, huh?
00:24:49Thought you didn't like small talk.
00:24:50Come on, lighten up the smiles, no harming some conversation, right?
00:24:52It's basically just school and work.
00:24:55I graduated last year, and now I'm a bartender.
00:24:58You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:25:00full-time? As much as I'd like to I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my
00:25:05bills full-time. What about you? I own my own business, painting pools. How did that
00:25:12happen? A year ago I overheard some rich lady at a bar complaining about how
00:25:17disgusting her green pool was. Her friend started saying she should hire a good
00:25:21looking pool guy to make her husband jealous. That's where I came in. Sounds
00:25:26like a bad porno. A bad porno? Oh, you wound me, Smiles.
00:25:42Hey, uh, Smiles, you still awake?
00:25:47Hey, uh, I have a hell of a headache. Do you have any aspirin? Yeah, um, come in.
00:26:17I'm sorry. I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met. How did you get
00:26:32it? Playing football? I remember it was raining. I was calling the play, lining up on the field
00:26:42and nothing. I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere. That was the last time
00:26:51I played college ball. I lost my scholarship. I'm so sorry.
00:27:00Well, you forgot the rest of our lives, don't you?
00:27:12Uh, thank you for the aspirin. I'm going to let you get some sleep, all right? I'll see you tomorrow
00:27:22soon.
00:27:30What can I get for you?
00:27:31Just two coffees, please.
00:27:33Huh?
00:27:33So, you folks aren't from around here, are you? You and that pappin' hot dish of a man
00:27:38outside? Oh, no. Uh, we're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:27:43He's her older brother.
00:27:44So, you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:27:46No, I have a boyfriend. Well, that's complicated, but Tristan and I aren't. I mean, we hooked
00:27:50up once, but it was years ago. He doesn't even remember.
00:27:56Oh, sweet pea. You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road
00:28:02wouldn't remember something like that? I think you can't.
00:28:08Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:28:15Hey. Anything sound good?
00:28:19What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:28:23Uh, what do you mean?
00:28:26You can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me, right?
00:28:30Uh, I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:28:38Yeah.
00:28:42What do you remember about me?
00:28:51I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:28:55Especially the last one.
00:29:00I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:29:06Did some stupid shit there?
00:29:09Guess we all did stupid shit.
00:29:12You know what else I remember?
00:29:15I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:29:20Oh, really?
00:29:22Is that it?
00:29:24What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:28Nothing.
00:29:30You are completely right, Smiles.
00:29:35That's exactly who I am.
00:29:36I am.
00:29:52Did we just run out of gas?
00:29:54I filled up three hours ago.
00:29:55I told you this would happen.
00:29:56We're out of gas.
00:29:57No we're not.
00:29:58For the last time we did not run out of gas.
00:29:59Oh yeah?
00:30:00How do you know?
00:30:01I know my car.
00:30:02My God.
00:30:03Do we have a problem?
00:30:04You are my problem.
00:30:05My best friend is getting married in three days and instead of giving me a real answer, you're saying cryptic shit like I know my car because you're too much of a man to a man when you don't know anything.
00:30:21What do you want me to say?
00:30:22That it's my fault?
00:30:23Fine.
00:30:24It's my fucking fault.
00:30:25This whole mess is my fault.
00:30:26God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:30:27So just told Ren no.
00:30:28Agreed to what?
00:30:29Ren talked you into this.
00:30:30Didn't she?
00:30:31No.
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00:30:59I'm sorry.
00:31:00I'm sorry.
00:31:01I didn't mean it.
00:31:02Hey.
00:31:03Hey.
00:31:04I'm frustrated too.
00:31:09We're in this together.
00:31:14Alright?
00:31:15You and me.
00:31:21What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:31:32Well, you two are real lucky I found you.
00:31:35Well, I'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car, bring it back to the shop.
00:31:39We'll take a look in the morning.
00:31:40For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:31:42Hey, we appreciate the help.
00:31:44Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful?
00:31:47I have a gift for my friend in the trunk and I don't want it damaged.
00:31:50You have my word, miss.
00:31:51Thank you so much, sir.
00:31:53Ah.
00:31:54Just call me Bob.
00:31:57So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:32:00We're on our way to New York.
00:32:01My best friend's getting married.
00:32:03Well, then you're the maid of honor.
00:32:04I'll bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress.
00:32:07Don't you agree, son?
00:32:09One hundred percent.
00:32:18How can I help you tonight?
00:32:19Uh, two rooms, please.
00:32:21Uh, shoot.
00:32:24I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:31I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:38That's okay.
00:32:39We'll just go somewhere else.
00:32:40Thanks.
00:32:42Uh, sir?
00:32:45We're the only spot in town.
00:32:47Everything else is over three hours away.
00:32:54One room will be fine.
00:32:56Look, it's just one night.
00:32:59Sorry I was being silly.
00:33:12So, are we gonna talk about it?
00:33:16I...
00:33:18I think it's better if we don't.
00:33:20Just forget it.
00:33:21Cool.
00:33:29Sorry.
00:33:32About what I said at the cafe earlier.
00:33:33I didn't mean it.
00:33:35I know.
00:33:41Goodnight, Sam.
00:33:48Hey, honey.
00:33:49I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:33:50I've been caught up at the office.
00:33:51How's the drive been?
00:33:53Uh, it's been...
00:33:54Crazy, honestly.
00:33:55The car broke down and we had to...
00:33:57That's nice.
00:33:58Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:34:00My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:34:02I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:34:04Are you kidding?
00:34:05I mean...
00:34:06No, you're supposed to fly in Friday.
00:34:07You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:34:09Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:34:11I can't tell my boss no.
00:34:12He needs me.
00:34:13Yeah, but what about what I need?
00:34:14Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:34:17I mean...
00:34:18No, no, no.
00:34:19We've been planning this for months, Steven.
00:34:20God, how could you?
00:34:21I...
00:34:28What was that?
00:34:30What was that?
00:34:31Huh?
00:34:32Oh, nothing.
00:34:33My coworker just said something.
00:34:34Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down, but I promise I'll make it up to you when you
00:34:37get back, okay?
00:34:38See you soon.
00:34:47Hey.
00:34:48You okay?
00:34:49What happened?
00:34:50Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:34:52I broke up with him.
00:34:55What are you gonna say?
00:34:56I told you so.
00:34:57You should've dumped him from the start.
00:34:59Smiles, you dumbass.
00:35:00Sam.
00:35:01No.
00:35:02I'm sorry.
00:35:03No.
00:35:04Everything in my life is falling apart.
00:35:05I don't want to hear some bullshit.
00:35:06Like, I'm sorry.
00:35:07Okay, just wait.
00:35:08Just wait.
00:35:09No, I should've never agreed to this.
00:35:10I should've said...
00:35:11No, I should've...
00:35:12Sam!
00:35:13Sam!
00:35:26Sam!
00:35:27Sam!
00:35:28Sam!
00:35:29Sam!
00:35:30Sam!
00:35:31Sam!
00:35:32Sam!
00:35:33Sam!
00:35:34Where are you going?
00:35:35Sam!
00:35:36Where are you going?
00:35:37Where are you going?
00:35:38Sam!
00:35:39Where are you going?
00:35:40Sam!
00:35:41Get as far away from you as I can!
00:35:42Also, I can swim now, asshole!
00:35:43Sam!
00:35:44Sam!
00:35:45Sam!
00:35:46Just...
00:35:47Sam!
00:35:48Just listen!
00:35:49Sam!
00:35:50Sam!
00:35:51Sam!
00:35:52Just listen!
00:35:53Sam!
00:35:54Sam!
00:35:55You lied to me, Tristan!
00:35:56You do remember the night of the cabin!
00:35:57Everything!
00:35:58Don't you?
00:35:59Sam!
00:36:00It was done!
00:36:01Sam!
00:36:02What am I gonna do?
00:36:03Sam!
00:36:04In the morning, Sam!
00:36:05Where are you going?
00:36:06S?
00:36:07Sam!
00:36:08Where are you going?
00:36:09Sam!
00:36:10Where are you going?
00:36:13Sam?
00:36:14Where are you going?
00:36:15Where are you going?
00:36:16Get as far away from you as I can!
00:36:18Also!
00:36:19I can swim now, asshole!
00:36:20All right, yeah, be right there.
00:36:27Fuck!
00:36:50I picked up the car, um, we're not going to leave in TOWE.
00:37:02We're not going to leave in TOWE.
00:37:07Talk.
00:37:10I don't feel like talking.
00:37:15What are you doing?
00:37:19I don't know.
00:37:21But I don't want to think anymore.
00:37:24Never.
00:37:25Mm-hmm.
00:37:31How much have you had to drink?
00:37:34Doesn't matter.
00:37:38You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:37:41Things I've never felt before.
00:37:45I hate you so much.
00:37:47But I want you so bad, it scares me.
00:37:51It scares me.
00:37:52No, no, no.
00:38:16Hi.
00:38:16I'm sorry.
00:38:24I can't.
00:38:44Hey, you hungry?
00:38:46Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:39:01Like what?
00:39:02Like you not talking to me?
00:39:05Not even looking at me?
00:39:09Is this all because of last night?
00:39:14Hey, come on.
00:39:15Answer me.
00:39:16Answer me.
00:39:18Yes.
00:39:21Yes.
00:39:22This is exactly how it'll be.
00:39:24If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:39:27I can handle words, but I can't...
00:39:28Want me to embarrass me like that.
00:39:32Why let me make a fool of myself over you again?
00:39:34Hey, hey, hey.
00:39:36You think I don't want you?
00:39:37You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:42I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:39:46And last night, I almost lost control.
00:39:50But you were drunk, but you were drunk and I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that.
00:39:59Hey.
00:40:00I want you, Tristan.
00:40:12I want you, Tristan.
00:40:13I want you, Tristan.
00:40:28What?
00:40:28I want you, Tristan.
00:40:29Great people.
00:40:31I love you.
00:40:32Hey, so one room or two?
00:40:52Um, one room, please.
00:40:58Here you go.
00:41:00We gotta use the bathroom away.
00:41:01Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:03Mine died in the pool.
00:41:05Tell her I said hi.
00:41:07Christopher, you low-life sack of shit.
00:41:09Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:11Renee, it's me.
00:41:12Oh my god, Sam?
00:41:13Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:15I fell in a pool.
00:41:17It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:19Don't be.
00:41:20I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:22I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:24God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:26So used to us telling each other everything?
00:41:29Yeah.
00:41:29About that, I...
00:41:31Make sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:33Love you!
00:41:37Everything good?
00:41:39Yeah.
00:41:40Yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:44You okay?
00:41:46Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:41:48Look, I think whatever this thing is, it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:41:55What?
00:41:57Why?
00:41:57Is this because of Renee?
00:41:58Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:04And it can't happen again.
00:42:08Really?
00:42:08Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake, too?
00:42:16I don't know.
00:42:17You tell me.
00:42:18No, you tell me.
00:42:19You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:21Let's do it.
00:42:22What are you talking about?
00:42:23You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:26Some stupid shit there.
00:42:27You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:33I hate Tristan.
00:42:34Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:36Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:42:37And he never will.
00:42:39Ring any bells?
00:42:40You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:42:45Did you mean it?
00:42:47Of course I didn't.
00:42:49Then why'd you say it?
00:42:49Why'd you push me away?
00:42:51And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:42:55Renee is my best friend.
00:42:56And she...
00:42:57You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:00I just...
00:43:01I didn't want to hurt her.
00:43:03God.
00:43:04I'm sorry.
00:43:05I just...
00:43:07I don't regret last night.
00:43:10And I do want to tell Ren I just...
00:43:12I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:16Yeah.
00:43:19It's okay.
00:43:20I get it.
00:43:23You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:29You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:35I came to drop off some things at the house and I saw my dad with his assistant.
00:43:46Tristan!
00:43:46My parents are going to try and play nice at the wedding, but my mom's a fucking mess.
00:43:56And I feel like I'm just waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:43:59Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:01Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:02Last month, I opened my first art gallery.
00:44:05And I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:07I watched everyone walk past me and my life's work.
00:44:11And I realized I'd spent years wasting my time chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:20It isn't stupid.
00:44:22You're what makes you happy, right?
00:44:24Then it's worth it.
00:44:27My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:31You're still in love with him, are you?
00:44:34Oh, God, no.
00:44:35Honestly, I don't know if I ever was.
00:44:39Then why stay with him so long?
00:44:41Everything with Stephen was easy, comfortable.
00:44:46Even when I knew there was nothing there, I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:44:51It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:00I'm so scared of failing, I haven't let myself live.
00:45:14You deserve everything.
00:45:17You hear me?
00:45:19Everything.
00:45:21I wanted to hate you.
00:45:24But I don't.
00:45:26I don't.
00:45:28I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:32I never have.
00:45:33I never have.
00:45:51I have something for you.
00:46:05A cell phone?
00:46:11If we're going to pretend like nothing's happening, we need a way to get a hold of
00:46:17each other.
00:46:20Wild Stallion?
00:46:21Is that your code name?
00:46:23Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:24I can't help you.
00:46:27We hate each other.
00:46:31Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:34That's what you want, right?
00:46:35Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:46:38I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year late.
00:46:42Ow.
00:46:44Your head smiles.
00:46:45I said I understand.
00:46:47You can be my dirty little secret.
00:46:48Oh, stop.
00:46:51So, did you tell Renee we're here?
00:46:53You motherfuckers.
00:46:56Took you long enough?
00:46:59You're going to have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:47:01Oh, whoa.
00:47:02Careful.
00:47:03That's my future bride, man.
00:47:04Finn, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:07It's good to see you again, man.
00:47:09And you must be Samantha.
00:47:11Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:13I feel like I already know you.
00:47:14Bring it.
00:47:17I'll take your bag.
00:47:18Yes!
00:47:19Oh, my God!
00:47:21I'm a little bit of a ring now.
00:47:23I was surprised.
00:47:24Did Tristina play nice or do I need to beat his ass?
00:47:27What are you going to do, twinkle toes?
00:47:28Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:29A pirouette on her corpse if you were named by Vessie, yes.
00:47:32Relax, Ren.
00:47:33It wasn't bad.
00:47:34It was kind of nice, actually.
00:47:36You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down
00:47:39because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:42Yeah?
00:47:43And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:47:47I don't think I ever heard a,
00:47:49thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:47:51I didn't need saving from a pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:47:54Jeez.
00:47:55You are not kidding.
00:47:56They really do hate each other.
00:47:58Yeah.
00:48:01Anywho!
00:48:02You big, strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:05I need to get mine made up all and fit it into a dress!
00:48:16No, deep tissue.
00:48:19Okay, the tire works.
00:48:23Mom.
00:48:25Please.
00:48:27Okay, we'll figure it out.
00:48:30Are you alone?
00:48:32You wish.
00:48:33I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:34My room's next door.
00:48:35That's too bad.
00:48:36You should be in mine instead.
00:48:37Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:39I like it when you call me that.
00:48:41What's your room number?
00:48:41I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:42You can't.
00:48:43I'm with your sister.
00:48:44Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:48:45Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:48:47I need help picking out my earrings.
00:48:49See what I mean?
00:48:49Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:48:51Come to my room later, please.
00:48:53Sam?
00:48:54Are you alive?
00:48:55I gotta go.
00:48:56I'll talk to you later.
00:49:01Okay, which ones?
00:49:03I think the pearls.
00:49:06Thank God you're here.
00:49:08I can't wait to be married so I never have to clean the wedding again.
00:49:12It just took me so long to get here.
00:49:13I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:49:15Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:49:17If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you
00:49:19when all the shit went down on the way here.
00:49:22When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:23When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:29I broke up with him.
00:49:32When?
00:49:33Why?
00:49:34He's cheating on me.
00:49:38You were right, Wren.
00:49:40I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:49:42I just blindly went along with it.
00:49:44Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things,
00:49:48but when you told me he couldn't make it and all,
00:49:50I just, I couldn't do it anymore.
00:49:55God, I'm sorry.
00:49:56But I called him and told him it's over,
00:50:00so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:50:02How do you take it?
00:50:04Like a pussy?
00:50:05I have no clue.
00:50:06My phone drowned at the Iowa Motel Pool.
00:50:10Come here.
00:50:12Oh, serves him right.
00:50:13Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me non-stop trying to get to you.
00:50:19I'm done with him.
00:50:21That's the fucking spirit.
00:50:23Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:50:26And I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:28Oh, God, I miss you so much.
00:50:44We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:50:48I had you all to myself for days non-stop.
00:50:52I'm hooked on you now.
00:50:54Wait, hold on.
00:50:55Can we talk?
00:50:56Sure?
00:50:59What about?
00:51:00I was talking with Wren earlier and.
00:51:03Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's.
00:51:08So she wouldn't find out.
00:51:10Thank you, Justin.
00:51:12I didn't even think of that.
00:51:14So, what did you talk about with her?
00:51:16Does she know about us?
00:51:18No, but I think, I think I want to tell her the truth tomorrow.
00:51:25Are you sure?
00:51:27Your parents are gonna be here and I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from her.
00:51:32I'm done, too.
00:51:35No more hiding.
00:51:37I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:51:39How could you?
00:52:06Oh, Ren, I, I, why was she here?
00:52:16Did someone see?
00:52:17Mom showed up this morning and dad wasn't with her.
00:52:23She found out about the affair and she came here and she saw us and, oh my God.
00:52:36Oh, you were right.
00:52:39I should have just told her from the start.
00:52:42If we were kids, this is where you would say something smug and I would show you if you'd call me a idiot.
00:52:50Well, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:52:54Mom's down in the lobby.
00:52:56She's in shock too.
00:52:58Will you be alright without me for a little bit?
00:53:03I'll be okay.
00:53:06See you over here, Silicon.
00:53:25I'm in love with Tristan and fucking Montgomery.
00:53:30Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:32It's good to have you.
00:53:32I'm so afraid.
00:53:35Excuse me.
00:53:36How's Ren?
00:53:41As well as can be expected.
00:53:43Tristan's been trying to get up hold of him for hours.
00:53:46Now, I've only met their dad once, but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:53:51Maybe something happened to him.
00:53:53Like his flight got canceled or his phone died.
00:53:57Surprise!
00:53:58Steven, what are you doing here?
00:54:00I left work for you, Sammy.
00:54:06Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:07Didn't you get my text?
00:54:08What text?
00:54:09I didn't get any text.
00:54:10The text I sent you in Iowa.
00:54:13Before I fell in the pool, oh my God.
00:54:15I broke up with him.
00:54:16I broke up with him.
00:54:18Wait.
00:54:26Don't I know that guy?
00:54:28God, I cannot believe you, Steven.
00:54:30Jesus Christ.
00:54:31I came out all this way, and you're not even happy to see me.
00:54:34And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:36Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:54:38Let's just go talk.
00:54:38No.
00:54:40Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:47No.
00:54:47Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:51God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:54:54And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:54:57I broke up with you.
00:55:00Excuse me?
00:55:01I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:55:06And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:55:12Honey, what?
00:55:13What are you talking about?
00:55:15Come on, you're being crazy.
00:55:17You know I love you.
00:55:18I would never cheat on you.
00:55:19I saw her.
00:55:21She was on your lap.
00:55:23You're going to dump her ass.
00:55:24You said you were going to take me to Hillary.
00:55:26Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:55:28You were there.
00:55:30Sammy, honey.
00:55:31Listen, that girl, she's nobody.
00:55:35I'll admit, I made a mistake.
00:55:37But I can change.
00:55:38No, Steven.
00:55:40I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:55:44But it's over now.
00:55:45I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:55:47Sam, you're not in the right mind.
00:55:50I know you love me.
00:55:51You can't live without me.
00:55:52You even told me so.
00:55:53Listen to me.
00:55:55You don't know what you're throwing away right now.
00:55:57You need me.
00:55:58Not anymore.
00:56:00Now get out.
00:56:02My dad isn't coming.
00:56:20Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:25Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:56:28I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:56:31I tried calling.
00:56:33This typical Tristan doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
00:56:38He gets that from my dad.
00:56:40Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:42It was your wedding.
00:56:43I didn't want to take your big day away from me.
00:56:46It's bullshit, and you know it.
00:56:49You're right.
00:56:50I didn't tell you because my feelings were so big, and everything was happening so fast.
00:56:58And what, you don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:01I'm an adult, Sam.
00:57:02We're all fucking adults now.
00:57:04I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:07Not even you.
00:57:09Because if I told you, then that makes it real, and I...
00:57:12I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:57:15You love Tristan?
00:57:16Yes.
00:57:22I love him.
00:57:27I love him so much.
00:57:34But then you need to tell him.
00:57:36I know.
00:57:37I know.
00:57:46Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:58:00Her mother and I do.
00:58:03Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:58:08I do.
00:58:09Do you take Finn to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:58:13I do.
00:58:13Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York,
00:58:19I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:58:22You may kiss the bride.
00:58:24You may kiss the bride.
00:58:24Have you called or texted me back?
00:58:45Are you ignoring me?
00:58:47I don't know what you mean.
00:58:48I'm sorry.
00:58:48I didn't know Stephen was going to show up.
00:58:50You told me you broke up with him.
00:58:52I did.
00:58:53I swear.
00:58:54Then why was he here?
00:58:56Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
00:59:01Okay, I told you about my dad's affair.
00:59:04I told you how that shit wrecked me and you just...
00:59:08let me lay in your bed like I'm just another goddamn flame.
00:59:12Please, let me explain.
00:59:14Save it.
00:59:17I'm done.
00:59:22Hi.
00:59:26What are you doing in here?
00:59:28You should be at your reception.
00:59:30I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor's in here dying inside.
00:59:33Come on, I locked the door.
00:59:34Will you please come out?
00:59:35Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly and I need to sit.
00:59:38I remember when I went to see Tristan during fall finals sophomore year.
00:59:51It was because he was in a bad accident.
00:59:54I know.
00:59:55He told me his football career was over after that.
00:59:58But what I remember most was him immediately looking at my dad.
01:00:01And all Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:00:05So after everything with my dad broke his world,
01:00:08when he saw you with Steven,
01:00:10I ended it with Steven.
01:00:12He didn't get my text, but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:00:15I know.
01:00:17I know.
01:00:17He won't even talk to me.
01:00:20Even if he won't talk to you, you need to talk to him.
01:00:23If you really love him, he'll listen.
01:00:27Come here.
01:00:28Come here.
01:00:28Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:00:44I have known Renee Montgomery since we were in First Grid.
01:00:50Last year, she called me up at midnight and told me she met a guy.
01:00:54She told me she loved him and that they were getting married.
01:00:57Now, I didn't say this at the time, but my first thought was,
01:01:00are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:01:03I've been with a man for five years and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:01:07How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:01:10I realized...
01:01:13Ren had it right.
01:01:15Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else.
01:01:18Because love is about being vulnerable
01:01:20and doing the things that scare you.
01:01:23Like giving your heart to someone after only a few weeks.
01:01:28Or a few days.
01:01:30That's how Renee and Finn fell in love.
01:01:32And that's how I did too.
01:01:35To the bride and groom.
01:01:37And to love that is timeless.
01:01:40Excuse me.
01:01:52Is this sculpture yours?
01:01:53Um, yes.
01:01:54It's mine.
01:01:55I own a gallery in Soho.
01:01:58Give me a call when you can.
01:01:59I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:02:02I'm sorry.
01:02:03All my pieces?
01:02:04Absolutely.
01:02:04Your art isn't precisely what I'm looking for.
01:02:09I look forward to your call.
01:02:10Hey, can we talk?
01:02:30Oh, now you want to talk?
01:02:32After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:33I know.
01:02:34I stood up in front of all those people.
01:02:35I...
01:02:36I was scared.
01:02:41Okay?
01:02:42I was shitty to you.
01:02:43I know that.
01:02:45I was angry.
01:02:46Hurt.
01:02:47And instead of letting you in, I shut you out.
01:02:49So when I saw you with Steven, all of those insecurities, he started pouring out of me again.
01:02:55I mean, he had you for five years.
01:02:57I only been with you for a few days.
01:02:59Eventually, I dropped the ball and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:03:03So I convinced myself that it would hurt less if I just walked away first.
01:03:12You know, that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:03:15Trust him.
01:03:16I realized that I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:20I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:27I know now that if I let that happen, I will be giving up on the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:03:35Time stops when I'm with you.
01:03:39It stopped the night of the cabin all those years back.
01:03:42And it stopped again when you got in my car in Los Angeles.
01:03:48Yeah, I know I should let you go, but I want you to need me the way that I need you.
01:03:56How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:03:59Because, Samantha Smiles, I am just miserably, pathetically in love with you.
01:04:06I want every week, every day, every moment to be with you.
01:04:15What do you say?
01:04:17Forget the past, ignore the future, let's just get in my car and drive.
01:04:20You and me.
01:04:21We'll go anywhere the world wants to go.
01:04:23I'll go anywhere in the world with you.
01:04:25You're really going to take us around the world in this piece of junk?
01:04:27Sweetheart, I'll make sure it gets us a fucking Pluto.
01:04:31You know, as long as I'm going with you.
01:04:33Just say yes.
01:04:35Please say yes, please.
01:04:50Yes.
01:04:55Oh!
01:04:57And I won't run out of gas.
01:05:02I love them both, but I'm literally going to kill them if they don't make up before the
01:05:05honeymoon's over.
01:05:06Maybe some relationships just take time to...
01:05:09Wait, isn't it them right now?
01:05:11No fucking way.
01:05:13They're making out too.
01:05:16Whoa.
01:05:16You owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:18Did you two dumbasses really think you could get away without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:23I hope you know I'm going to be so annoying at your guys' sweating.
01:05:26Oh, get your hands off my girl, Brett.
01:05:28Hey, she was my friend before she was your girl.
01:05:30Okay.
01:05:31You're always going to be number one.
01:05:32Oh, we will see about that.
01:05:35Have fun on your honeymoon, Sugar Plum.
01:05:37We are going to hit the road.
01:05:43Where are you guys even going?
01:05:44We're headed to the gas station.
01:05:47We are going to the gas station.
01:05:53We are coming to the gas station.
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