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00:00:00okay well all this noise is giving me a headache so i'm gonna go back upstairs
00:00:10oh there's tristan i lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her
00:00:19it's also killing me is that he's my best friend she'll be pissed if she finds out i slept with
00:00:27your brother yeah i'll be up in a sec okay
00:00:32why is he acting like nothing happened between us
00:00:40all those feelings last night
00:00:43are they just gone
00:00:48i'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way
00:00:57i cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now
00:01:03look either way i'm not letting you drive across the country alone trying to figure out your life
00:01:09oh my god wait
00:01:10duh why don't you drive with my brother
00:01:13no i'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10 okay i love you bye
00:01:18you're supposed to knock not break down my dory
00:01:24giant
00:01:25never mind wren she's up now
00:01:38tristan long time no see why don't we skip the small talk i wasn't planning on coming to sherman oaks on my way to new york
00:01:50so is this your outfit or
00:01:56just hold on
00:01:58i think that was last time we saw each other
00:02:05i took a red eye from austin to surprise wren for a grad party
00:02:13i don't remember you at that party
00:02:15i uh
00:02:17left early to go out with my family and boyfriend
00:02:21stephen
00:02:23boyfriend
00:02:23is that all your luggage
00:02:27yeah but i gotta take the sculpture down first
00:02:29so
00:02:30and give me a hand
00:02:34i got it
00:02:49we're going all the way to new york in that
00:02:57that's the plan sweetheart
00:02:58wow tristan
00:03:00you're just as sweet and considerate as i remember
00:03:03tell me smiles
00:03:04what exactly do you remember
00:03:08tell me smiles
00:03:13what exactly do you remember
00:03:16not much
00:03:26perfect
00:03:27makes two of us
00:03:28you're saying you don't remember me
00:03:31who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways
00:03:33yeah
00:03:34totally
00:03:36but like you said we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that
00:03:40we don't have anything to do with each other and i think it's best we keep it that way
00:03:44agreed
00:03:44suit yourself
00:03:46i'm sure your boyfriend stephen
00:03:48steven
00:03:49would appreciate that
00:03:50you're going to deliver us
00:03:52yes
00:03:53but i might have said she and then we have a fan of x
00:04:09are you talking to me
00:04:09so
00:04:10you are telling the news
00:04:11what is what can i say
00:04:12you are talking to that
00:04:13that's the one that i write to you
00:04:15you are talking to maybe a an hour
00:04:15the answers
00:04:16the one that i write to you
00:04:16are talking to you
00:04:17everything all right yeah I'm just I'm just worried about Renee tell me about it
00:04:27she just barely moved six months ago and now she's getting married she even know
00:04:32the guy uh he and Ren seem happy I guess they're in love what about you me yeah
00:04:41you are you in love or what yeah yeah actually I am yeah wasn't telling a joke but okay I just
00:04:51think it's funny how you say you're in love but your little knight in shining armor is the one
00:04:55escorting you to New York yeah he has work it's very important yeah more important than you
00:05:00yeah you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last 10 minutes because your
00:05:06boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls so you look like uh nothing forget it no you can't do
00:05:15that come on finish your sentence Tristan I'm a big girl I was gonna say you look like you haven't
00:05:24been properly fucked in forever my sex life is none of your business you're right absolutely I can't
00:05:35believe you just said that well you know if you're so concerned about my relationship could you just
00:05:39stop at Steven's office up here so I can say goodbye please all right whatever you say honey
00:05:44you got 10 minutes max no last minute quickies got it
00:05:53Steven turn the phone off you're killing the mood baby I gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting
00:06:09what are you gonna dump her ass you said you were gonna take me to Hillary hey after the wedding
00:06:19kitten kitten hey and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school I would have never wasted my time
00:06:24Tristan what are you doing here I've been gone for over a half hour
00:06:32what happened nothing let's go no you're crying did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you
00:06:39no Tristan let's just go please before he sees me Sammy she didn't catch us right
00:06:44that's weird I thought I heard her
00:06:46can I help you you're the one who needs some help you slimy piece of shit
00:06:53you slimy piece of shit do I know you nah but I know you you're the guy stringing along
00:07:02something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go do you have any idea who
00:07:08you're talking to how do you even know Sam but yet why do you even care let's just say I'm a friend
00:07:14someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness kindness
00:07:20it just doesn't really get my dick wet you know and also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind
00:07:27of a failure you don't deserve to say her name all she ever does is care about you and you're here
00:07:34talking shit when you should be thankful she even gives you the time of fucking day who do you think
00:07:39you are coming in here and talking to me like that I'm the guy about to teach you some respect
00:07:44I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell out of my
00:07:48oh my god Steven the fuck is wrong with you security get the hell out of my
00:07:57the fuck is wrong with you security you're lucky that's all I need hey if you ever badmouth
00:08:07Samantha smiles again if you so much as look at her wrong you won't just be losing a plan or do
00:08:13what the hell was that all about hey I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend oh you mean
00:08:28you're lying cheating bitch of a boyfriend god are you insane this has nothing to do with you
00:08:32why would you just because I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him and it pisses
00:08:37me the fuck off why does it piss you off why do you even care because a guy like him doesn't know
00:08:43the real you he doesn't even care that it hurts you every single day and I would never do that to
00:08:49you Sam because I just I because you what sorry I just forget it because you what
00:09:06forget it what I want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already
00:09:11I can't okay you can't so you're just gonna pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you
00:09:16Tristan it's okay no it's not okay he's the fucking scum of the earth look I'll deal with
00:09:20Steven later all right I don't want to cause any drama to Renee's big day so I'll just wait after
00:09:25the wedding okay smiles you know you deserve more than this don't you I just want to get out of
00:09:33here okay please I just don't let me catch you crying again I don't know what I'll do see better
00:10:03hey Sammy sorry I didn't pick up earlier honey today was crazy no it's okay no you're busy that
00:10:20plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me oh no are you all right yeah but
00:10:27it was just so weird seemed like he knew you big blonde guy kind of looks like a surfer no doesn't
00:10:33sound familiar uh but I'm glad you're okay yeah I should be all right for the wedding I gotta go
00:10:37have a safe drive honey love you yeah I love you too see you soon don't look at me like that look
00:10:44I'll figure it out after the wedding this isn't forever yeah I heard that one before
00:10:48good night Tristan
00:11:11this is the book about the sexy
00:11:41you know what you need a nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs I can't even swim
00:11:49then I can just teach you duh
00:11:51I'll never understand how I feel about him to him I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend
00:12:03earth to Samantha
00:12:04smiles
00:12:12smiles
00:12:13there's something I've been wanting to tell you
00:12:18yes
00:12:22hey you guys mind if we share at the dock
00:12:31oh
00:12:41hey Savannah it's Samantha oh right for sure um so Tristan said you're friends with his sister right
00:12:46you know it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us
00:12:54I don't think he'd listen to me come on Sabrina you would be doing us a huge favor
00:13:01girl I can tell you what else is probably huge you don't need me to get him I'm nobody
00:13:09what the fuck's your problem huh what what's your problem please no one actually reads anymore that book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act isn't it
00:13:17what
00:13:32hey hey you want to be different so bad you really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you
00:13:40what oh my god look at her blushing she thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books
00:13:47aww the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother
00:13:51I do not have a crush on him god just leave me alone
00:13:55oh yeah is that why you're parading your tits around so the nerdy girl's actually a slut huh
00:14:08hey what the hell's going on
00:14:10you want his attention sweetie well then let us help you
00:14:15hey what the fuck was that
00:14:26she's not coming back up
00:14:34she's not coming back up
00:14:36she's not coming back up
00:14:43she's not coming back up
00:14:54oh
00:14:55oh
00:14:57oh
00:14:59oh
00:15:01Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:15:11Oh my god, wow Tristan, you are literally a hero.
00:15:15Don't fucking touch me.
00:15:17Alright, just get out of here.
00:15:18Babe, come on.
00:15:19It was an accident.
00:15:21We were just messing around.
00:15:22I said get out
00:15:25before you get thrown in the water next.
00:15:28Go!
00:15:31Are you hurt?
00:15:35They must have licked me with their nails.
00:15:53Thank you
00:15:54for saving me.
00:16:01Those girls
00:16:02they pushed you in
00:16:04because of me.
00:16:07It isn't your fault.
00:16:08Isn't it if I were to just pay more attention?
00:16:10God, I feel like such a piece of shit.
00:16:11You're not a piece of shit.
00:16:14You know, if Ren were there
00:16:15she'd call me the same thing
00:16:16and she wouldn't be wrong.
00:16:17Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:16:23I, I, I'm so sorry.
00:16:25I don't know why I just did that.
00:16:26Is that your way of thanking me
00:16:28for rescuing you?
00:16:30That was
00:16:31just my way of shutting you up.
00:16:34Oh, really?
00:16:37Then I should get you
00:16:38to shut me up every day.
00:16:39We shouldn't.
00:16:53No, no, no.
00:16:54Ren is my best friend.
00:16:55You kissed me first.
00:16:57Remember?
00:16:57I, I know.
00:16:58But
00:16:58you're her older brother
00:17:00and she hates
00:17:02when girls make moves on you.
00:17:03I...
00:17:03but
00:17:04but
00:17:05you're not just
00:17:07any girl.
00:17:09And
00:17:09forget everyone else.
00:17:18It's just
00:17:18you and me.
00:17:23Do you want me, Sam?
00:17:27I couldn't quite hear those smiles.
00:17:29Was that a yes or no?
00:17:33I want you, Tristan.
00:17:40I want you, Tristan.
00:17:40I don't want to stop.
00:18:06Don't.
00:18:08It's fine.
00:18:09Have you ever done this before?
00:18:20I think I'm
00:18:21really much
00:18:22my first everything.
00:18:23Sam?
00:18:36where were you?
00:18:56Where were you?
00:18:57I went to the bathroom.
00:18:59I don't remember you coming home last night.
00:19:01I lost track of time
00:19:06at the lake
00:19:07and
00:19:07you were asleep
00:19:08when I got back.
00:19:14The girls from across the lake
00:19:15came by when you were gone.
00:19:17You brought me this.
00:19:19So like,
00:19:20in exchange,
00:19:21you'll give us
00:19:21your brother's number, right?
00:19:23Ren,
00:19:23I...
00:19:24Do they think I'm stupid?
00:19:25Like I don't know
00:19:26they're trying to use me
00:19:27to get to Tristan.
00:19:27It's all anyone does.
00:19:29It's always about Tristan.
00:19:31Honestly,
00:19:31I think my dad
00:19:32even loves him more than me.
00:19:38You would never do that to me.
00:19:41Right, Sam?
00:19:42You're my friend
00:19:43because you love me.
00:19:45Of course.
00:19:46You're positive
00:19:47that you have
00:19:48absolutely no feelings
00:19:49for my brother.
00:19:50Come on.
00:19:51You know I hate him.
00:19:53We both hate him.
00:19:54He's a fuckboy
00:19:55who's full of himself
00:19:56and doesn't have
00:19:57a single interesting thought
00:19:58in his shallow little head.
00:20:00Tristan doesn't mean
00:20:01anything to me
00:20:02and he never will.
00:20:06Tristan doesn't mean
00:20:07anything to me
00:20:08and he never will.
00:20:11I know I can trust you.
00:20:13Always, Ren.
00:20:14Come on.
00:20:15It's me and you.
00:20:16I don't know.
00:20:17Do that.
00:20:20There they go.
00:20:26Showing on the golden boy
00:20:27again.
00:20:29Attention, everyone.
00:20:30We are both
00:20:31so proud of Tristan.
00:20:33You know UT Austin
00:20:34gave him a full scholarship.
00:20:37My boy's going to be
00:20:38a longhorn.
00:20:39He had the summer off
00:20:41but next week
00:20:42he is off to college
00:20:43and back to the grind.
00:20:46Isn't that right, son?
00:20:48Yes, sir.
00:20:48Justin just had to invite
00:20:56his stupid jock friends over.
00:21:02Oh, great.
00:21:03The airheads
00:21:03from across the lake
00:21:04are here, too.
00:21:06Eh?
00:21:09Whoa, are you okay?
00:21:10You look like
00:21:11you just saw a ghost.
00:21:12You want his attention, sweetie?
00:21:14Well, then let us help you.
00:21:15Yeah, oh, yeah, I'm fine.
00:21:23God, all this noise
00:21:24is hurting my head.
00:21:25I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:21:27You want me to pick out
00:21:28a movie for a storage?
00:21:29Yeah.
00:21:30Uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:21:33Okay.
00:21:33Hey, Tristan.
00:21:37Can I talk to you?
00:21:38I feel like you've been
00:21:39avoiding me
00:21:40all day.
00:21:45Oh, hey, Smiles.
00:21:47Need something?
00:21:48No.
00:21:49Never mind.
00:21:50Just
00:21:51forget it.
00:21:55Forget it.
00:21:55I knew you'd come around.
00:22:23Want to take this to your room?
00:22:24Ah, not in the mood.
00:22:40I'm never going to be
00:22:41that stupid again.
00:22:48Tristan!
00:22:49Come on!
00:22:50Open up.
00:22:51It's already time.
00:22:51We got to get on the road.
00:22:52If you don't get up
00:22:54in the next 10 seconds,
00:22:55I swear to God,
00:22:56I'll beat down this door
00:22:57with my fist!
00:23:01Glad to see you're
00:23:02in a better mood this morning.
00:23:03Please tell me
00:23:04you're not naked.
00:23:08Please tell me
00:23:08you're not naked.
00:23:09Put some clothes on.
00:23:10The people of Utah
00:23:11don't need to see that.
00:23:12Hate to break it to you,
00:23:13but lots of people
00:23:14want to see that.
00:23:15If you wanted to get me
00:23:20in bed,
00:23:20you could have just said so.
00:23:21Shut up.
00:23:22There was somebody else
00:23:23that was coming
00:23:23outside of their room.
00:23:24Put that on.
00:23:26God, can you hurry up
00:23:27so we can go already?
00:23:29Gee, thanks.
00:23:30Well, I'm just paying back
00:23:31the favor.
00:23:32Consider us even now.
00:23:39Hey, tell me you're all right.
00:23:40Are you nervous
00:23:43or something, Smiles?
00:23:44No.
00:23:45Why would I be?
00:23:47Grew up when you were in rent.
00:23:48It's nothing I haven't
00:23:49seen before.
00:23:50It's okay to admit
00:23:51you liked what you saw.
00:23:54We're not teens anymore,
00:23:55Tristan.
00:23:56You can't tease me like this.
00:23:59What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:24:01What if I'm serious?
00:24:02Tristan Montgomery.
00:24:04Being serious?
00:24:05I'll believe it
00:24:06when I see it.
00:24:07Do I look serious
00:24:08enough now?
00:24:10Is this going?
00:24:17We should, uh,
00:24:18get going.
00:24:22Meet you outside.
00:24:31We're out of gas.
00:24:32No, we're not.
00:24:33Fill up yesterday.
00:24:36Hey.
00:24:37Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:24:39Got gas last night.
00:24:40Will, you were taking
00:24:41your depression now.
00:24:42We're driving 3,000 miles
00:24:43in a car with a broken
00:24:44gas gauge.
00:24:44Gotten us this far,
00:24:45haven't I?
00:24:46Do you know how many
00:24:47asshole-sounding things
00:24:48you say a day?
00:24:57So, what have you been up
00:24:59to the last five years, huh?
00:25:00Thought you didn't like
00:25:01small talk.
00:25:02Come on, lighten up smiles.
00:25:03Come on, lighten up smiles.
00:25:04No harm in some conversation,
00:25:05right?
00:25:06It's basically just school
00:25:07and work.
00:25:08And I graduated last year,
00:25:09now I'm a bartender.
00:25:11You don't do sculptures
00:25:12full-time?
00:25:13As much as I'd like to.
00:25:14I can't do art full-time
00:25:15unless it's paying my bills
00:25:17full-time.
00:25:18What about you?
00:25:19I own my own business.
00:25:21Cleaning pools.
00:25:23How did that happen?
00:25:24A year ago,
00:25:25I overheard some rich lady
00:25:26at a bar complaining about
00:25:28how disgusting her green pool was.
00:25:31Her friend started saying
00:25:32she should hire a good-looking
00:25:33pool guy to make her husband jealous.
00:25:35That's where I came in.
00:25:37Sounds like a bad porno.
00:25:38A bad porno?
00:25:40Oh, you wound me smiles.
00:25:54Hey, uh, smiles.
00:25:56You still awake?
00:25:59Hey.
00:26:05Hey.
00:26:06Uh, I have a hell of a headache.
00:26:09Do you have any aspirin?
00:26:10Yeah.
00:26:11Come in.
00:26:32You gonna keep starin'
00:26:33or actually ask me about it?
00:26:36I'm sorry.
00:26:38I just don't remember you
00:26:39having that scar
00:26:40last time we met.
00:26:42How did you get it?
00:26:45Playing football?
00:26:47I remember it was raining.
00:26:51I was calling the play,
00:26:52lining up on the field,
00:26:54and nothing.
00:26:57I woke up in the hospital
00:26:58with tubes coming out everywhere.
00:27:02That was the last time
00:27:02I played college ball.
00:27:04I lost my scholarship.
00:27:06I'm so sorry.
00:27:07I forgot the rest of our lives,
00:27:17I'm so sorry.
00:27:17Thank you for the aspirin.
00:27:31I'm going to let you get some sleep, all right?
00:27:33See you tomorrow soon.
00:27:41What can I get for you?
00:27:43Just two coffees, please.
00:27:44Huh? So, you folks aren't from around here, are you?
00:27:48You and that popping hot dish of a man outside?
00:27:51Oh, no. We're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:27:55He's her older brother.
00:27:56So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:27:58No, I have a boyfriend. Well, that's complicated.
00:28:00But Tristan and I aren't. I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago.
00:28:04He doesn't even remember.
00:28:08Oh, sweet pea.
00:28:09You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road wouldn't remember something like that?
00:28:17Think again.
00:28:20Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:28:23What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:28:35Uh, what do you mean?
00:28:38You can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me, right?
00:28:44Uh, I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:28:49What do you remember about me?
00:29:00I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:29:08Especially the last one.
00:29:14I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:29:18There's some stupid shit there.
00:29:22Guess we all did stupid shit.
00:29:25You know what else I remember?
00:29:27I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:29:33Oh, really?
00:29:34Is that it?
00:29:36What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:40Nothing.
00:29:40You are completely right, Smiles.
00:29:47That's exactly who I am.
00:29:48Did we just run out of gas?
00:30:06I filled up three hours ago.
00:30:08I told you this would happen.
00:30:15We're out of gas.
00:30:17No, we're not.
00:30:18For the last time, we did not run out of gas.
00:30:21Oh, yeah?
00:30:21How do you know?
00:30:22I know my car.
00:30:23My God.
00:30:26Do we have a problem?
00:30:28You are my problem.
00:30:30My best friend is getting married in three days.
00:30:32And instead of giving me a real answer, you're saying cryptic shit like,
00:30:34I know my car.
00:30:36Because you're too much of a man to admit when you don't know anything.
00:30:43What do you want me to say?
00:30:45That it's my fault?
00:30:47Fine.
00:30:47It's my fucking fault.
00:30:49This whole mess is my fault.
00:30:51God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:30:53So just told Ren no.
00:30:54Agreed to what?
00:30:55Ren talked you into this.
00:31:02Didn't she?
00:31:03He didn't want to drive me.
00:31:06Sam.
00:31:10Sam.
00:31:10No, no.
00:31:11I'm sorry.
00:31:12I'm sorry.
00:31:12I didn't mean it.
00:31:15Hey.
00:31:15Hey.
00:31:20I'm frustrated, too.
00:31:21We're in this together.
00:31:26All right?
00:31:28You and me.
00:31:39What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:31:41You two are real lucky I found you.
00:31:48Well, I'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car, bring it back to the shop.
00:31:52We'll take a look in the morning.
00:31:53For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:31:55Hey, we appreciate the help.
00:31:57Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful?
00:32:00I have a gift for my friend in the trunk, and I don't want it damaged.
00:32:03You have my word, miss.
00:32:05Thank you so much, sir.
00:32:06Ah.
00:32:07Just call me Bob.
00:32:10So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:32:13We're on our way to New York.
00:32:14My best friend's getting married.
00:32:16Well, then you're the maid of honor.
00:32:17I'll bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress.
00:32:20Don't you agree, son?
00:32:22One hundred percent.
00:32:31How can I help you tonight?
00:32:32Two rooms, please.
00:32:34Mm-hmm.
00:32:36Ah, shoot.
00:32:38I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:44I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:50That's okay.
00:32:51We'll just go somewhere else.
00:32:53Thanks.
00:32:55Uh, sir?
00:32:57We're the only spot in town.
00:32:59Everything else is over three hours away.
00:33:04One room will be fine.
00:33:09Look, it's just one night.
00:33:12Sorry I was being silly.
00:33:13So, are we gonna talk about it?
00:33:28I...
00:33:29I think it's better if we don't.
00:33:33Let's just forget it.
00:33:42Sorry.
00:33:44About what I said at the cafe earlier.
00:33:46I didn't mean it.
00:33:48I know.
00:33:54Good night, Sam.
00:33:54Hey, honey.
00:34:01I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:34:03I've been caught up at the office.
00:34:04How's the drive been?
00:34:06It's been crazy, honestly.
00:34:08The car broke down and we had to...
00:34:10That's nice.
00:34:11Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:34:13My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:34:15I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:34:17Are you kidding?
00:34:18I mean...
00:34:19No, you're supposed to fly in Friday.
00:34:20You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:34:22Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:34:24I can't tell my boss no.
00:34:26He needs me.
00:34:26Yeah, well, what about what I need?
00:34:28Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:34:30I mean...
00:34:31No, no, no.
00:34:31We've been planning this for months, Steven.
00:34:33God, how could you?
00:34:34I...
00:34:34What was that?
00:34:43What was that?
00:34:44Huh?
00:34:45Oh, nothing.
00:34:46My co-worker just said something.
00:34:47Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down, but I promise I'll make it up to you when you get back.
00:34:51Okay?
00:34:51See you soon.
00:35:00Hey.
00:35:01You okay?
00:35:02What happened?
00:35:04Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:35:06I broke up with him.
00:35:10What are you going to say?
00:35:11I told you so.
00:35:12You should have dumped him from the start.
00:35:13Smiles, you dumbass.
00:35:14Sam.
00:35:15No.
00:35:16I'm sorry.
00:35:16No.
00:35:17Everything in my life is falling apart.
00:35:19I don't want to hear some bullshit.
00:35:20Like, I'm sorry.
00:35:21Okay, just wait.
00:35:22Just wait.
00:35:22No, I should have never agreed to this.
00:35:23I should have said no.
00:35:25I should have...
00:35:25Sam!
00:35:26Sam!
00:35:26God, let me go!
00:35:46You're a fucking jerk!
00:35:47Will you just stop?
00:35:48I'm trying to help.
00:35:49Why?
00:35:51Because.
00:35:51Because why?
00:35:53Because you can't swim.
00:35:56You remember.
00:35:58Sam, just listen.
00:36:00No, you lied to me, Tristan.
00:36:02You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin, everything.
00:36:05Don't you?
00:36:05Yes, I remember.
00:36:11Sam, where are you going?
00:36:16Sam, where are you going?
00:36:18I'll get as far away from you as I can.
00:36:20Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:36:24Sam, just stop, Samantha.
00:36:31Yeah.
00:36:33Alright, yeah, be right there.
00:36:35Fuck.
00:37:03I picked up the car.
00:37:04Um, we're not going to leave until we...
00:37:15We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:18Talk.
00:37:23I don't feel like talking.
00:37:28What are you doing?
00:37:29I don't know.
00:37:34But I don't want to think anymore.
00:37:38Never.
00:37:39Mm-hmm.
00:37:39How much have you had to drink?
00:37:48Doesn't matter.
00:37:52You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:37:55Things I've never felt before.
00:37:57I hate you so much.
00:37:59I hate you so much.
00:38:02But I want you so bad, it scares me.
00:38:05You make me feel good.
00:38:06Yeah.
00:38:06I can't do it.
00:38:17Hey.
00:38:20Bye.
00:38:28Bye.
00:38:28Bye.
00:38:29Bye.
00:38:30Bye.
00:38:31Bye.
00:38:31Bye.
00:38:31Bye.
00:38:32Right.
00:38:32Bye.
00:38:33Bye.
00:38:33Bye.
00:38:33Bye.
00:38:34I'm sorry. I can't.
00:38:58Hey, you hungry?
00:39:04Is this how it's gonna be the rest of the trip?
00:39:14Like what?
00:39:16Like you not talking to me?
00:39:18Not even looking at me?
00:39:23Is this all because of last night?
00:39:27Hey, answer me.
00:39:31Yes!
00:39:35This is exactly how it'll be.
00:39:37If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:39:40I can handle words, but I can't...
00:39:43You want me to embarrass me like that.
00:39:45Why let me make a fool of myself over you again?
00:39:47Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:39:49You think I don't want you?
00:39:52You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:55Last night, I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:40:00And last night, I almost lost control.
00:40:05But you were drunk and...
00:40:08I wasn't gonna take advantage of you like that.
00:40:10You're alright.
00:40:11You're getting okay.
00:40:14I know you can't stop here.
00:40:16I don't know.
00:40:17I know you can't do the laundry room.
00:40:20I believe that I have not allowed you to do it.
00:40:22I have to worry about what you would want you to do.
00:40:25I want you, Tristan.
00:40:55Hey, so one room or two?
00:41:05Um, one room, please.
00:41:12Here you go.
00:41:13I gotta use the bathroom real quick.
00:41:15Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:16Mine died in the pool.
00:41:19Tell her I said hi.
00:41:21Christopher, you low-life sack of shit.
00:41:23Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:25Renee, it's me.
00:41:26Oh my god, Sam?
00:41:27Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:29I fell in a pool.
00:41:30It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:33Don't be.
00:41:34I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:35I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:38God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:40So you just telling each other everything?
00:41:42Yeah, about that, I...
00:41:45Make sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:47Love you.
00:41:51Everything good?
00:41:53Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:55You okay?
00:42:00Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:42:02Look, I think whatever this thing is, it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:42:09What?
00:42:10Why?
00:42:11Is this because of Renee?
00:42:12Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:13And it can't happen again.
00:42:21Really?
00:42:23Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake, too?
00:42:26I don't know.
00:42:31You tell me.
00:42:31No, you tell me.
00:42:33You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:35Let's do it.
00:42:35What are you talking about?
00:42:36You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:40Some stupid shit there.
00:42:42You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:44I hate Tristan.
00:42:48Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:49Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:42:51And he never will.
00:42:53Ring any bells?
00:42:54You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:42:56Did you mean it?
00:43:00Of course I didn't.
00:43:02Then why'd you say it?
00:43:04Why'd you push me away?
00:43:05And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:43:09Renee is my best friend.
00:43:10And she...
00:43:11You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:14I just...
00:43:15I didn't want to hurt her.
00:43:17God.
00:43:18I'm sorry.
00:43:19I just...
00:43:20I don't regret last night.
00:43:24And I do want to tell Ren I just...
00:43:26I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:32It's okay.
00:43:34I get it.
00:43:37You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:43You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:49I came to drop off some things at the house and I saw my dad.
00:43:56With his assistant.
00:44:00Tristan!
00:44:04Parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding but...
00:44:07My mom's a fucking mess.
00:44:09And I feel like I'm just waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:44:14Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:16Last month I opened my first art gallery.
00:44:19And I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:22I watched everyone walk past me and my life's work.
00:44:25And I realized I'd spent years wasting my time chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:34It isn't stupid.
00:44:36You're what makes you happy, right?
00:44:40Then it's worth it.
00:44:41My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:45You're still in love with him, are you?
00:44:48Oh, God, no.
00:44:50Honestly, I don't know if I ever was.
00:44:54Then why stay with him so long?
00:44:56Everything with Stephen was easy.
00:44:59Comfortable.
00:44:59Even when I knew there was nothing there, I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:45:07It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:14I'm so scared of failing, I haven't let myself live.
00:45:17You deserve everything.
00:45:31You hear me?
00:45:33Everything.
00:45:35I wouldn't hate you.
00:45:38But I don't.
00:45:40I don't.
00:45:42I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:45I never have.
00:46:15Oh, you finally made it.
00:46:18I have something for you.
00:46:25A cell phone?
00:46:26If we're going to pretend like nothing's happening, we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:34Wild Stallion?
00:46:36Is that your code name?
00:46:37Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:41I can't help you.
00:46:42We hate each other.
00:46:42Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:49It's what you want, right?
00:46:50Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Stephen.
00:46:52I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year late.
00:46:57Ow.
00:46:58Your head smells.
00:47:00I said I understand.
00:47:01You can be my dirty little secret.
00:47:03So did you tell Renee we're here?
00:47:07You motherfuckers.
00:47:11Took you long enough?
00:47:13You're going to have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:47:16Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:47:19Finn, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:22Just good to see you again, man.
00:47:24And you must be Samantha.
00:47:26Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:27I feel like I already know you.
00:47:29Bring it in.
00:47:29I'll take your bag.
00:47:33Yes!
00:47:34Oh, my God!
00:47:35I'm going to bring it in now.
00:47:37How was it right?
00:47:38Did Tristan play nice or do I need a beat as us?
00:47:41What are you going to do, twinkle toes?
00:47:43Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:44A pirouette on your corpse if you were named my bestie, yes.
00:47:47Relax, run.
00:47:48It wasn't bad.
00:47:49It was kind of nice, actually.
00:47:52You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:57Yeah?
00:47:57And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:48:02I don't think I ever heard a thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:48:06I didn't need saving from a pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:48:09Jeez, you are not kidding.
00:48:11They really do hate each other.
00:48:12Yeah.
00:48:16Anywho, you big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:19I need to get my native also fitted into a dress.
00:48:27No, Dave, tissue.
00:48:34Okay, a tie works.
00:48:38Mom.
00:48:40Please.
00:48:42Okay, we'll figure it out.
00:48:45Are you alone?
00:48:47You wish.
00:48:48I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:49My room's next door.
00:48:50That's too bad.
00:48:51You should be in mine instead.
00:48:52Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:54I like it when you call me that.
00:48:55What's your room number?
00:48:56I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:57You can't.
00:48:58I'm with your sister.
00:48:59Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:49:00Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:49:02I need help picking out my earrings.
00:49:03See what I mean?
00:49:04Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:49:06Come to my room later, please.
00:49:08Sam?
00:49:09Are you alive?
00:49:10I gotta go.
00:49:11I'll talk to you later.
00:49:16Okay, which ones?
00:49:18I think the pearls.
00:49:21Thank God you're here.
00:49:23I can't wait to be married so I never have to clean the wedding again.
00:49:27It just took me so long to get here.
00:49:28I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:49:30Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:49:32If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you
00:49:34when all the shit went down on the way here.
00:49:36When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:40When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:44I broke up with him.
00:49:47When?
00:49:48Why?
00:49:50He's cheating on me.
00:49:53You were right, Wren.
00:49:55I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:49:57I just blindly went along with it.
00:50:00Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things,
00:50:03but when he told me he couldn't make it and all,
00:50:05I just...
00:50:07I couldn't do it anymore.
00:50:08God, I'm sorry.
00:50:12But I called him and told him it's over,
00:50:15so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:50:17How do you take it?
00:50:19Like a pussy?
00:50:20I have no clue.
00:50:21My phone drowned at the Iowa Motel Pool.
00:50:25Come here.
00:50:27Oh, serves him right.
00:50:29Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me non-stop trying to get to you.
00:50:34I'm done with him.
00:50:36That's the fucking spirit!
00:50:38Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:50:41And I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:44Oh, God, I miss you so much.
00:50:59We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:51:02I'm gonna hedge you all to myself for days non-stop.
00:51:07I'm hooked on you now.
00:51:09Wait, hold on.
00:51:11Can we talk?
00:51:13Sure.
00:51:14What about...
00:51:15I was talking with Ren earlier and...
00:51:17Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours
00:51:21because it's next to Renee's, so she wouldn't find out.
00:51:25Thank you, Justin.
00:51:27I didn't even think of that.
00:51:30So, what did you talk about with her?
00:51:32Does she know about us?
00:51:33No, but I think...
00:51:36I think I want to tell her the truth tomorrow.
00:51:41Are you sure?
00:51:42Your parents are gonna be here,
00:51:44and I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from her.
00:51:48I'm done, too.
00:51:51No more hiding.
00:51:52I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:52:17How could you?
00:52:23Ren, I...
00:52:24I...
00:52:26Why was she here?
00:52:31Did someone see?
00:52:33Mom showed up this morning,
00:52:35and, uh...
00:52:36Dad wasn't with her.
00:52:39She found out about the affair,
00:52:40and she came here.
00:52:41and she saw us,
00:52:44and...
00:52:46Oh, my God.
00:52:52You were right.
00:52:54I should have just told her from the start.
00:52:56If we were kids,
00:52:59this is where he would say something smug,
00:53:01and I would show you
00:53:02that you'd call me an idiot.
00:53:05Well, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:53:10Mom's down in the lobby.
00:53:12She's in shock, too.
00:53:13Will you be all right without me for a little bit?
00:53:18I'll be okay.
00:53:19See you over here, Silica.
00:53:40I'm in love with Trista
00:53:42and fucking Montgomery.
00:53:46Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:47It's good to have you.
00:53:48Excuse me.
00:53:52How's Wren?
00:53:56As well as can be expected.
00:53:59Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him
00:54:01for hours.
00:54:02Now, I've only met their dad once,
00:54:04but I never would have thought
00:54:06he'd do something like this.
00:54:07Maybe something happened to him.
00:54:09Like, his flight got canceled
00:54:11or his phone died.
00:54:13Surprise!
00:54:14Steven, what are you doing here?
00:54:18I left work for you, Sammy.
00:54:21Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:23Didn't you get my text?
00:54:24What text?
00:54:25I didn't get any text.
00:54:26The text I sent you in Iowa.
00:54:27The more I fell in the pool.
00:54:30Oh, my God.
00:54:31I broke up with him.
00:54:41Wait.
00:54:42Don't I know that guy?
00:54:44God, I cannot believe you, Steven.
00:54:46Jesus Christ.
00:54:47I came out all this way,
00:54:48and you're not even happy to see me.
00:54:49And what's this mysterious text
00:54:51you keep talking about?
00:54:52Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:54:53Let's just go talk some...
00:54:54No.
00:54:56Whatever you want to say to me,
00:54:57you can say in front of all these people.
00:55:03No.
00:55:04Whatever you want to say to me,
00:55:05you can say in front of all these people.
00:55:07God, do you have any idea
00:55:09what it took me to get here?
00:55:10And you're not even a little bit grateful
00:55:12for everything that I've done for you.
00:55:13I broke up with you.
00:55:17Excuse me?
00:55:18I texted you that I was breaking up with you
00:55:20because I know you're cheating on me
00:55:21with your secretary.
00:55:23And you know,
00:55:23I don't give a shit about your boss
00:55:25or your shitty law firm,
00:55:26you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:55:28Honey, what?
00:55:29What are you talking about?
00:55:31Come on, you're being crazy.
00:55:33You know I love you.
00:55:34I would never cheat on you.
00:55:36I saw her.
00:55:37She was on your lap.
00:55:39You're going to dump her ass.
00:55:40You said you were going to take me to the hill.
00:55:42Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:55:44You were there.
00:55:46Sammy, honey.
00:55:47Listen, that girl,
00:55:49she's nobody.
00:55:51I'll admit,
00:55:52I made a mistake.
00:55:53But I can change.
00:55:55No, Steven.
00:55:56I made the mistake
00:55:57of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:56:00But it's over now.
00:56:01I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:56:03Sam,
00:56:04you're not in the right mind.
00:56:06I know you love me.
00:56:07You can't live without me.
00:56:08You even told me so.
00:56:10Listen to me.
00:56:11You don't know what you're throwing away with me.
00:56:13You need me.
00:56:15Not anymore.
00:56:16Now get out.
00:56:18My dad isn't coming.
00:56:36Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:41Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable,
00:56:43but he's not.
00:56:44I went to his room,
00:56:45but he wasn't there.
00:56:47I tried calling.
00:56:49It's typical Tristan.
00:56:51It doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
00:56:54He gets that from my dad.
00:56:57Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:58It was your wedding.
00:57:00I didn't want to take your big day away from you.
00:57:02It's bullshit,
00:57:03and you know it.
00:57:05You're right.
00:57:06I didn't tell you because
00:57:08my feelings were so big,
00:57:12and everything was happening so fast.
00:57:14And what?
00:57:15You don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:17I'm an adult, Sam.
00:57:18We're all fucking adults now.
00:57:20I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:24Not even you.
00:57:25Because if I told you,
00:57:27then that makes it real,
00:57:28and I...
00:57:28I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:57:31You love Tristan?
00:57:36Yes.
00:57:38I love him.
00:57:44I love him so much.
00:57:51Then you need to tell him.
00:57:53I know.
00:57:53I know.
00:57:58Who presents this woman
00:58:12to be married to this man?
00:58:17Her mother and I do.
00:58:19Finn,
00:58:20do you take Renee
00:58:22to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:58:25I do.
00:58:26Do you take Finn
00:58:27to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:58:30I do.
00:58:32Then,
00:58:32by the power vested in me
00:58:34by the state of New York,
00:58:35I now pronounce you
00:58:37husband and wife.
00:58:39You may kiss the bride.
00:58:57Why haven't you called or texted me back?
00:59:02Are you ignoring me?
00:59:03I don't know what you mean.
00:59:05I'm sorry.
00:59:05I didn't know Stephen
00:59:06was going to show up.
00:59:07You told me you broke up with him.
00:59:09I did.
00:59:10I swear.
00:59:11Then why was he here?
00:59:13Why was he holding you
00:59:14in his fucking arms,
00:59:16kissing you?
00:59:18Okay,
00:59:18I told you
00:59:19about my dad's affair.
00:59:20I told you
00:59:22how that shit wrecked me
00:59:22and you just
00:59:23let me lay in your bed
00:59:26like I'm just
00:59:27another goddamn plane.
00:59:29Please,
00:59:30let me explain.
00:59:32Save it.
00:59:34I'm done.
00:59:34What are you doing in here?
00:59:45You should be at your reception.
00:59:47I can't celebrate
00:59:48when I know my maid of honor
00:59:49is in here dying inside.
00:59:50Come on,
00:59:51I locked the door.
00:59:51Will you please come out?
00:59:52Besides,
00:59:53I didn't choose my heels correctly
00:59:54and I need to sit.
01:00:04I remember when I went
01:00:05to see Tristan
01:00:06during fall finals
01:00:07sophomore year.
01:00:08It was because
01:00:08he was in a bad accident.
01:00:11I know.
01:00:12He told me
01:00:13his football career
01:00:13was over after that.
01:00:15But what I remember most
01:00:17was him immediately
01:00:17looking at my dad.
01:00:20All Tristan saw
01:00:21was disappointment.
01:00:23So after everything
01:00:23with my dad
01:00:24broke his world,
01:00:25when he saw you
01:00:26with Stephen,
01:00:27I ended it with Stephen.
01:00:29He didn't get my text,
01:00:30but I would never
01:00:31use Tristan like that.
01:00:32I know.
01:00:32I know.
01:00:35He won't even talk to me.
01:00:37Even if he won't talk to you,
01:00:38you need to talk to him.
01:00:40If you really love him,
01:00:42he'll listen.
01:00:44Come here.
01:00:51Please give it up
01:00:52for Samantha Smiles.
01:00:53I have known
01:01:03Renee Montgomery
01:01:04since we were in
01:01:06First Grid.
01:01:07Last year,
01:01:08she called me up
01:01:08at midnight
01:01:09and told me
01:01:10she met a guy.
01:01:11She told me
01:01:12she loved him
01:01:12and that they were
01:01:13getting married.
01:01:15I didn't say this
01:01:16at the time,
01:01:16but my first thought was,
01:01:18are you out of
01:01:18your goddamn mind?
01:01:19I've been with
01:01:21a man for five years
01:01:22and still wasn't
01:01:23open to the idea
01:01:24of forever.
01:01:24How could she be
01:01:25so sure in only
01:01:26a few weeks?
01:01:27I realized
01:01:28Ren had it right.
01:01:32Time doesn't matter
01:01:33when you're giving
01:01:34your heart to someone else
01:01:35because love is about
01:01:37being vulnerable
01:01:38and doing the things
01:01:40that scare you.
01:01:42Like giving your heart
01:01:43to someone
01:01:43after only a few weeks
01:01:44or a few days.
01:01:47That's how Renee
01:01:48and Finn fell in love
01:01:49and that's how
01:01:50I did too.
01:01:52To the bride and groom
01:01:53and to love
01:01:56that is timeless.
01:02:08Excuse me.
01:02:09Is this sculpture yours?
01:02:11Um, yes.
01:02:12It's mine.
01:02:13I own a gallery
01:02:14in Soho.
01:02:15Give me a call
01:02:15when you can.
01:02:16I'd love to chat
01:02:17about acquiring
01:02:18all your pieces.
01:02:19I'm sorry,
01:02:20all my pieces?
01:02:21Absolutely.
01:02:23Your art is precisely
01:02:25what I'm looking for.
01:02:26I look forward
01:02:27to your call.
01:02:27Hey, can we talk?
01:02:48Oh, now you want to talk?
01:02:49After you avoided me
01:02:50for the whole wedding?
01:02:51I know.
01:02:51I stood up
01:02:52in front of all those people.
01:02:53I...
01:02:54I was scared.
01:02:59Okay?
01:03:00I was shady to you.
01:03:01I know that.
01:03:02I was angry, hurt,
01:03:04and instead of letting you in,
01:03:05I shut you out.
01:03:07So when I saw you
01:03:08with Steven,
01:03:09all of those insecurities,
01:03:11you started pouring out
01:03:12of me again.
01:03:12I mean, he had you
01:03:13for five years.
01:03:15I only been with you
01:03:16for a few days.
01:03:17Eventually,
01:03:18I dropped the ball
01:03:19and you see
01:03:19that it wasn't enough.
01:03:21So I convinced myself
01:03:23that it would hurt less
01:03:26if I just
01:03:26walked away first.
01:03:30You know,
01:03:30that you'd be better off
01:03:31with someone else.
01:03:33Trust him.
01:03:33I realized
01:03:34that
01:03:35I was being a coward
01:03:37for pushing you away.
01:03:42I was being a coward
01:03:43for pushing you away.
01:03:45I know now
01:03:46that if I let that happen,
01:03:48I will be giving up
01:03:49on the best thing
01:03:50that's ever happened to me.
01:03:53Time stops
01:03:55when I'm with you.
01:03:57It stopped the night
01:03:58at the cabin
01:03:59all those years back.
01:04:01And it stopped again
01:04:04when you got in my car
01:04:04in Los Angeles.
01:04:07Yeah, I know
01:04:07I should let you go,
01:04:08but I want you
01:04:10to need me
01:04:12the way that I need you.
01:04:14How can I believe you,
01:04:16Tristan?
01:04:16Because, Samantha Smiles,
01:04:18I am
01:04:19just
01:04:20miserably,
01:04:22pathetically
01:04:22in love with you.
01:04:27I want
01:04:28every week,
01:04:29every day,
01:04:31every moment
01:04:32to be with you.
01:04:33What do you say?
01:04:34Forget the past,
01:04:36ignore the future,
01:04:37let's just get in my car
01:04:37and drive,
01:04:38you and me.
01:04:39We'll go anywhere
01:04:40the world wants to go.
01:04:40I'll go anywhere
01:04:41in the world with you.
01:04:42Are you really
01:04:43going to take us
01:04:44around the world
01:04:44in this piece of junk?
01:04:46Sweetheart,
01:04:46I'll make sure
01:04:46it gets us
01:04:47a fucking Pluto.
01:04:49You know,
01:04:49as long as I'm
01:04:50going with you.
01:04:51Just say yes.
01:04:53Please say yes.
01:04:54Please.
01:04:55Yes.
01:05:08Yes.
01:05:09And I won't run
01:05:18out of gas.
01:05:20I love them both,
01:05:21but I'm literally
01:05:21going to kill them
01:05:22if they don't make up
01:05:23before the honeymoon's over.
01:05:24Maybe some relationships
01:05:25just take time to...
01:05:27Wait,
01:05:28isn't it them right now?
01:05:29No fucking way.
01:05:31They're making out too.
01:05:32Do you owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:36Did you two dumbasses
01:05:37really think you could
01:05:38get away without
01:05:39saying bye to the bride?
01:05:41I hope you know
01:05:41I'm going to be so annoying
01:05:43that you're guys sweating.
01:05:44Get your hands off
01:05:45my girl, Brad.
01:05:46Hey,
01:05:46she was my friend
01:05:47before she was your girl,
01:05:48okay?
01:05:49You're always going
01:05:49to be number one.
01:05:50We will see about that.
01:05:53Have fun on your honeymoon,
01:05:55Sugar Plum.
01:05:55We are going to
01:05:57hit the road.
01:05:57Where are you guys
01:06:02even going?
01:06:02To the gas station.
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