🎬🎭 Step into early 1930s Hollywood with The Stolen Jools (1931), a star-studded comedy short created to raise money for the National Variety Artists Tuberculosis Sanitarium. This rare gem features dozens of Golden Age Hollywood stars, including Buster Keaton, Stan Laurel & Oliver Hardy, Edward G. Robinson, Barbara Stanwyck, Wallace Beery, and many more—all in one film!
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✨ About the Film:
The plot follows the comic investigation of a stolen set of jewels, but the real attraction is the cavalcade of Hollywood celebrities appearing in quick, funny cameos. From slapstick routines to playful parodies, The Stolen Jools is a one-of-a-kind time capsule that showcases the glamour, humor, and generosity of early sound-era Hollywood.
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👉 Watch the full Buster Keaton Collection Playlist here:
🔗 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYSxyPafGbnSaCgjW1IfpzrT1Bcp7WM0s
✨ About the Film:
The plot follows the comic investigation of a stolen set of jewels, but the real attraction is the cavalcade of Hollywood celebrities appearing in quick, funny cameos. From slapstick routines to playful parodies, The Stolen Jools is a one-of-a-kind time capsule that showcases the glamour, humor, and generosity of early sound-era Hollywood.
💡 Perfect for fans of:
✔️ Golden Age Hollywood Stars 🌟
✔️ Comedy Cameos & All-Star Films 🎥
✔️ Buster Keaton, Laurel & Hardy, and Classic Comedians 🎩
✔️ Vintage Film History & Fundraising Shorts 📽️
📌 Don’t forget to Like 👍 | Comment 💬 | Subscribe 🔔 for more rare classics & timeless cinema gems.
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00:00The End
00:30Hello.
00:37What? A murder?
00:39That ain't news. We had three yesterday.
00:44Hello.
00:46Los Angeles is on fire.
00:49All right. I'll send a man down.
00:56Hello.
00:58What?
01:00A car parked on the wrong side of the street.
01:05Did you ring?
01:06Yes. Call out the reserves, will you?
01:10Reserves.
01:11And then she says, I love you, Reginald.
01:28And then she says, I love you, Reginald.
01:41Reginald.
01:41Yes.
01:44Here's Sherlock.
01:45Did you hear about the jewel robbery at the ball last night?
01:49Oh, go on away. I'm writing one of them there scenarios.
01:53Yeah, now, just a minute, you great big flat-footed cop.
01:56You better listen to me.
01:57Somebody stole Mama Shera's jewels.
02:00Well, what of it?
02:02They stole them from us.
02:03Why, the dirty crook.
02:12Inspector Kane speaking.
02:14What?
02:15I'll get right over with two of my best men.
02:17Come on.
02:28I'll get right over with two of my best men.
02:31I'll get right over with two of my best men.
02:33I'll get right over with two of my best men.
02:35Where are you, Trunker, all right?
02:37I know that.
02:38Come on.
02:38Go home.
02:39Go home.
02:41Did you hear me?
02:42They said go home.
02:43You can't sit around here doing this place of eating ice cream.
02:47The sheer won't like it.
02:48Well, let's hear it.
02:48Keep going for it.
02:50Oh, my God.
02:51That's different.
02:55You sweet little dears.
02:58Hey, the cops.
03:05Thank you, boys.
03:18Where will you be when I need you?
03:21Right here.
03:22Okay.
03:26I told you not to make that last payment.
03:35Of course I've lost them.
03:39Don't sit there looking as though I hadn't.
03:42I wouldn't have lost them to the world.
03:43They were all mementos.
03:44But, um, hair don't talk so much.
03:47But, uh...
03:47I've looked there, too.
03:48Yes, but...
03:49I've looked there already.
03:50But who was there?
03:53Well, let me see.
03:55I was with Billy Haynes.
03:57Jack Gilbert.
03:58We don't want any.
04:00Whether you want it or not, you're going to get it.
04:02Joan Crawford.
04:03Miss Harris?
04:04Oh, Inspector.
04:05I've been waiting for you.
04:06Did you ever lose any jewels before?
04:08Why, uh...
04:09No, sir.
04:09Not this week.
04:10Do you suspect anyone?
04:11Why?
04:12My nerves are so short, I suspect everyone.
04:15You weren't at the ball, were you?
04:17Well, no, ma'am.
04:18I never go out.
04:18Ah, you hesitate.
04:21You found them.
04:22Oh, isn't he a lovely man?
04:24You give them to me.
04:24Calm yourself, lady.
04:25I'll find your jewels or die.
04:28I wish you would.
04:29Huh?
04:30Joan.
04:31Hmm?
04:32You mean you actually took it?
04:33Yes.
04:34You see, I came home from the dance with it hidden under my wrap.
04:37I was afraid someone would take it from me.
04:40Well, Joan, if we weren't such good friends, I'd say...
04:43You'd say what?
04:44I won't say it.
04:45Oh, Bill.
04:47If you'd wanted something all your life and fate ate it right in your path, what would you do?
04:52Grab it and run like...
04:53Mm-hmm.
04:54...like you did.
04:55But you'll have to take it back.
04:57No, I'll never take it back.
04:59Oh, yes, you will.
05:00Come on, hand it over.
05:01Who are you?
05:02Inspector Kane.
05:02I heard what you said.
05:03You stole Miss Sheeran's jewels.
05:07Jewels?
05:10Oh, you're crazy.
05:11That's what I took.
05:12I love you so much that I've done.
05:21I can't conceal it.
05:23Oh, Miss Lee, I'd like to ask you...
05:24I know.
05:25You want my eyes there.
05:27Oh, forget it.
05:28Excuse me, Mr. Lowe, but I want to ask you about the ball last night.
05:32What ball?
05:33You know, you was there with this lady.
05:35Oh, yeah?
05:36Get out, get out.
05:38Go on.
05:39Yes, sir.
05:39So you double-crossed me, eh?
05:42You know, I don't think they like me.
05:44Were they there?
05:45Oh, I didn't wait for the answer.
05:47Go on back and find out.
05:48Yes, ma'am.
05:49What?
05:50Yes, sir.
05:53Excuse me, please.
05:54I forgot to wait for the answer.
05:57Say, listen.
05:58If you don't get out of here, I'll tell you back to Poland in a pine box.
06:01No, not Poland.
06:03Leave them.
06:04All right, Sweden.
06:05Oh, thank you very much.
06:08Well, what did he say?
06:09Oh, he's a nice sailor.
06:10He's going to send me to Sweden.
06:12Come on with me.
06:14Mr. McLaughlin, can I talk to you?
06:17What is it?
06:18Norma Shearer's jewels were stolen last night.
06:20Do you know anything about him?
06:23Are you insinuating that I took him?
06:24No, I'm only asking you.
06:28Oh, now you see what you've done?
06:30He will send me back to Sweden.
06:31Oh, yes, he will.
06:32Well, you ought to be ashamed of yourself for any little Norwegian like that.
06:37Say, she'll...
06:37Say, me.
06:38Excuse me, Edmund.
06:39I'm not from Norway.
06:40Say, then.
06:42That picture should be over on the left.
06:44No, it should be over on the right.
06:45Is that so?
06:47Yes, and so are you.
06:51I want to see what he liked now.
06:538-0-7.
06:54How did you know he was an 8-0-7?
07:04Oh, for the love of my...
07:10Hold your shirt up.
07:11I'll be right back.
07:14I see...
07:15Hal?
07:17Inspector Kane speaking.
07:18Can I see you now, Miss Lightner?
07:21Good gracious, I hope not.
07:22B.P., package of cigarettes.
07:27What kind, Monsieur?
07:28Chesterfield.
07:29I sent my gal to the city
07:33And I sent my gal to the town
07:39And my gal, she is young
07:43And she's pretty
07:45And she's ready
07:48To set
07:50Oh, do you want a match?
07:53I get one for you.
07:55I have sent my gal to the town
07:58And, Señorita?
08:00I see.
08:01You are very popular with the ladies, yeah?
08:04I like all the pretty girls.
08:06Oh, so much.
08:08Gratis.
08:10Well, such popularity must be deserved.
08:13You flatter me.
08:15Pardon me, Mr. Baxter.
08:16Did you attend that ball last night?
08:19No, no, no.
08:20I am so sorry, but
08:21I do not dance in English.
08:25Adios.
08:26Oh, well.
08:29I know you.
08:30You're Miss Irene Dunn, aren't you?
08:31Yes, I'm Irene Dunn.
08:32What do you know about those stolen jewels?
08:34Oh.
08:36Were they in a purple box?
08:38Yes.
08:39Oh, with a silver padlock.
08:40Yes.
08:41And a gold ribbon wrapped around them.
08:42Yes.
08:44I never saw them.
08:46You know, I'm still nervous.
08:49What you need is a cup of coffee.
08:51Boy.
08:52Hey, waiter.
08:52Bring me a cup of coffee.
08:53Just as soon as I can get to you.
08:55I don't like that guy.
08:57I don't think he's a waiter.
08:58At least he don't act like one.
08:59Oh, yes, he does.
09:01I think he's a crook.
09:02Yeah?
09:03Wait a minute.
09:04I'll ask him.
09:04Son?
09:06Are you a crook?
09:07I mean, what is your business?
09:09I'm Inspector Kane.
09:10What did I tell you?
09:11What do you mean?
09:12Well, if you're an inspector, what are you doing here?
09:15I'm looking for pearls.
09:16Why don't you try the oysters?
09:18Now, wait a minute.
09:18That's good.
09:19Listen, let me tell you something.
09:20This is serious.
09:21There was a ball given last night.
09:23Yes, it's still on the menu.
09:25What's on the menu?
09:25Hot fish ball.
09:26Listen, this is serious.
09:28This ball was given for ladies and gentlemen.
09:30We weren't there, then.
09:31No, we weren't.
09:32No.
09:33Some jewels were stolen from Norma Shearer.
09:35Has she worked here?
09:36No, she don't, but I'm going to get those jewels.
09:39Do you know anything about it?
09:40Wait a minute.
09:40If there was a ball given last night, and any jewels were stolen, had we been there, he would
09:45have got them.
09:45Now, why make a crack like that?
09:47I had to...
09:48Hey, did you ever steal anything?
09:50Wait a minute.
09:50Better let me...
09:51Yes.
09:51Wait.
09:54Now?
09:54No.
09:56What do you mean by doing that?
09:57He told me to do it.
09:58He did?
10:01You tell everything you do, don't you?
10:03Don't get me in it.
10:04Wait a minute.
10:05Wait a minute.
10:06Did you ever do this before?
10:08Yeah, in Rio Arena.
10:08Oh, here's your kid.
10:09Well, let's do it.
10:16Oh, pardon me, Mr. Dick.
10:18I'm a detective.
10:20Where can I find Lowell Sherman?
10:22A detective?
10:23Yes.
10:24Well, you ought to know where to find him.
10:25By the way, how'd you know I was Richard Dips?
10:27Well, I guessed it.
10:30Well, you guess where Lowell is, will you?
10:33The bracelet's on you.
10:34Don't thank him and then kiss him.
10:35Well, naturally, I thanked him and kissed him.
10:37I know, but they're different kinds of bracelets.
10:39Tommy.
10:39Yes, sir.
10:39Did you get that man to pay the detective?
10:41Yes, sir.
10:41I did.
10:42Oh.
10:42Who are you?
10:43I'm a detective.
10:44No, you're not.
10:45You won't do.
10:46You don't look a bit like a detective.
10:49Come on.
10:50Do it.
10:51Yes.
10:52Yes.
10:52Yes.
10:52Oh.
10:54Now, now, now.
10:59Hello?
11:04Now.
11:05Oh.
11:07Excuse me, please.
11:08Now.
11:08Now.
11:11Yes.
11:14Now.
11:16Yes.
11:16Now.
11:18Yes.
11:18Now.
11:20Yes.
11:22Now.
11:24Hey.
11:25Come on, Gallagher.
11:26Come on, get this other one.
11:27Mr. Gallagher.
11:28So.
11:29Yes.
11:29Now.
11:31Hello.
11:31Yes.
11:32Now.
11:33Maybe.
11:36Yes.
11:36Now.
11:37Maybe.
11:38Well, have you got it or haven't you got it?
11:45Oh, it's you, Mr. Cooper.
11:48Sit him down.
11:49Hang him up.
11:50Sit him down.
11:51Hang him up.
11:51What do you think we're running here, an almanac?
11:53Well, yes, sir.
11:53Aye, aye, aye.
11:54I ought to have a new typewriter.
11:58A new typewriter.
11:59Oh, wait.
12:00Here's the start of the film ball last night.
12:03Okay, Gibson.
12:04Were you there?
12:04Sure.
12:05I had a great time.
12:06I left before it started.
12:07Hey, Chief.
12:10Chief, great story.
12:12Norris Shear's jewels were stolen last night at the movie ball.
12:14No one arrested, but everyone suspected.
12:16Now, isn't that unusual?
12:19Just like the weather out here.
12:21Say, you know, I wish Fano Vance was here.
12:23Who?
12:24Fano Vance.
12:25Say, Fano.
12:25Why don't you get in front of me and talk with that French detective friend.
12:29He was after Morris Chandelier.
12:32Great idea.
12:34Molly, with 2400, please.
12:35Yes, yes.
12:42Hello, buddy.
12:43Say, Maurice, we're trying to solve this jewel robbery.
12:46What's your opinion?
12:48It's a great life if you don't reckon.
12:52We had a grand party last night.
12:54Yes.
12:54I wonder if we found a mistake for those stolen jewels.
12:56Huh?
12:57Oh!
12:57Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
12:58I know you.
13:01You're Douglas Fairbanks, Jr.
13:03Them's fighting words, stranger.
13:05Well, anyway, this is Miss...
13:06Everybody knows her.
13:07Loretta Young.
13:09Quiet.
13:10Don't talk.
13:11Answer my questions.
13:13Will everything we say be used against this?
13:15Ah.
13:17So you've hopped the jewels, have you?
13:19You dropped that yourself.
13:21Me?
13:26Oh.
13:27Oh.
13:27Oh, pardon me.
13:29Just a minute.
13:29Are you Richard Bartramus?
13:31Why, uh...
13:34No, uh, there he is, right over there.
13:38Clever fellow.
13:39What a make-up.
13:40Pardon me.
13:40I want to see him.
13:41Just a minute.
13:43Oh, Mr. Bartramus, I want to talk to you.
13:45I'm not Bartramus.
13:46No?
13:47Louise Presenter.
13:48Pardon me, Mr. Butterworth.
13:49You want it on the set immediately.
13:53Ben?
13:54Hmm?
13:54What's a three-letter word for perfection?
13:56You, darling.
14:00Flatterer.
14:02Hey, Bibi.
14:05What's a five-letter word for me?
14:08Jewels, sweetheart.
14:15Frank Faye?
14:16Yes?
14:17Do you know anything about those stolen jewels?
14:19No.
14:19Why?
14:20Oh, Barbara Stanwyck.
14:21May I present Mr. Faye?
14:22We know each other.
14:23We're married.
14:24Why, of course.
14:25Do you know anything about those stolen jewels?
14:27I've just written the most beautiful piece of poetry.
14:29Really?
14:30Well, I've got to go.
14:31Just a second.
14:31Let's hear it.
14:32Oh, no.
14:33There's more.
14:33Wait.
14:34In a year or so, the girl returned, and mighty proud was she.
14:37She told how she'd done her duty in the Great War or the Sea.
14:41She told how she picked up the wounded and held each one to her breast.
14:44So the woodworkers got together and made her a cedar chest.
14:49Well, I'll see you around the time, I guess.
14:52Kindly come in the garden, please.
15:02Hey, wait a minute.
15:04Which one of you two are Jack Oakey?
15:12Say, Jack Oakey, what's your name?
15:15Oh, yes, sir.
15:17Were you at the ball last night?
15:19The ball?
15:20Oh, let me see.
15:21Oh, no, no.
15:22I was at the ball.
15:23I was playing some miniature bridge with three of the singer's fidgets.
15:26Now, wait a minute.
15:27Don't you get fresh with me.
15:29Now, wait.
15:29You're going too far, sir.
15:30Don't you understand?
15:31It's a business with me.
15:32What do you mean?
15:32I'm very sorry.
15:32Well, I want to see you later, then.
15:34I know, but we've got a sleeping scene here to do.
15:36This kissing scene, is that it?
15:37Yes, right.
15:37That's right.
15:44Come on, take them off.
15:45I know you.
15:47Come on, take them off.
15:49No.
15:51Take them off, I tell you.
15:52No, I won't take mine off unless you take yours off first.
15:55Oh, yes, you will.
15:56Oh, no, I won't.
15:57So it's you, is it?
16:00Were you present when no jewels were stolen?
16:04Yes.
16:04What?
16:05Uh-uh, no.
16:05No.
16:06No.
16:07How do I know?
16:08Well, because if I was there, I'd have hollered for help.
16:11How loud can you holler for help?
16:13How loud?
16:14Yes.
16:23Hello, hey.
16:24Do you want me?
16:26Yeah, Billy.
16:28Here's that piece of cheese.
16:29They call it the stolen jewels.
16:32Take it away before the board of health gets here.
16:34I'll take it out and bury it.
16:36That's a good idea, Billy.
16:41Hey, wait a minute.
16:42Come here.
16:43What do you got there?
16:45The stolen jewels.
16:46What?
16:47The stolen jewels.
16:48Just what I'm looking for.
16:49So I've caught you at last, have I?
16:51Oh, but I didn't do it.
16:53You didn't do it?
16:53No, I didn't do it.
16:54Just a moment, please.
16:56I have a secret.
16:58I did it.
16:59Mitzi Green, you stole the jewels?
17:01No.
17:02I was at that ball.
17:04And when I saw Edward Robinson and Georgie Stone put this box in the drawer, I knew something
17:10was wrong.
17:11And I've always been taught that honesty is the best policy.
17:14So I just took it myself.
17:18Mitzi, you've saved the plot of the story.
17:20Thank you very, very much.
17:23And the moral of this story is, never spank a child on an empty stomach.
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