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00:00:58Hello?
00:01:13Hello?
00:01:14Jessica?
00:01:15Victor?
00:01:16Mia?
00:01:17Jessica?
00:01:18Victor?
00:01:19Mia?
00:01:21Oh.
00:01:22Hello?
00:01:23Jessica?
00:01:24Victor?
00:01:25Mia?
00:01:26Oh.
00:01:27Hello?
00:01:28Jessica?
00:01:29Victor?
00:01:30Mia?
00:01:31Jessica?
00:01:32Victor?
00:01:33Victor?
00:01:34Mia?
00:01:37What?
00:01:38I don't know.
00:02:08I don't know.
00:02:38I don't know.
00:03:08I do have a picture of my father and I, though.
00:03:12Edward James Powell, the billionaire.
00:03:15He raised me on his own when Mom died.
00:03:17I mean, he had some help from his second-in-command, Lawrence.
00:03:20And this is my brother, Victor.
00:03:22His twin sister, Mia.
00:03:24And our sister, Jessica.
00:03:25They were sent away to boarding school after Mom passed away, so I don't remember much.
00:03:29But I do remember that Jessica was quite caring and generous.
00:03:32And don't forget to like, subscribe, share, and use hashtag of the week.
00:03:38Homeless is bad.
00:03:40Spare change.
00:03:40Oh my God, babe.
00:03:43Can we go back upstairs?
00:03:44I think that homeless guy over there is like, looking at me.
00:03:47Okay.
00:03:48Where?
00:03:49Spare change.
00:03:49This guy?
00:03:51And I always remember Mia as being a real people person.
00:03:54Hi.
00:03:55Excuse me, Miss Powell.
00:03:55You have a call from...
00:03:56No.
00:03:57Okay.
00:03:57Would you like me to...
00:03:58No.
00:04:01Carter?
00:04:02Yes.
00:04:03Did you take a message?
00:04:09And Victor?
00:04:10Well, he always had a nose for the finer things in life.
00:04:13Man.
00:04:18Oh, shit.
00:04:26Well, that ain't good.
00:04:28I am a sous chef and hoping to open my own restaurant one day.
00:04:33That is tarragon vinegar.
00:04:34Tarragon.
00:04:35That's Emily, my biggest fan and now fiancé.
00:04:38Please tell me when you open your own place you're going to serve this.
00:04:41We've been trying to get everyone together to tell them the big news, but...
00:04:44I just have to remind myself they are incredibly busy people.
00:04:47And they couldn't come.
00:04:50No luck so far.
00:04:51We're going to see them tonight.
00:04:52I just wish it was for a different reason.
00:04:56Dad.
00:04:58Oh, Daniel.
00:05:01Oh.
00:05:03Daniel.
00:05:05Dad.
00:05:06Daniel.
00:05:07Oh, you're just the one I wanted to see.
00:05:10Yeah?
00:05:10I screwed up.
00:05:12I spent a whole lifetime pushing people away, putting money above everything.
00:05:19And what do I have to show for it?
00:05:22Nothing.
00:05:24Just a big hole in my life.
00:05:26A big hole filled with millions and millions of dollars.
00:05:30Well, it's not really a hole, Dad.
00:05:32No.
00:05:32But none of it means anything if you're alone, and that's why I'm so glad you're here.
00:05:40I want to tell you...
00:05:41Hold on.
00:05:42I think I know what you're going to say.
00:05:46That you feel like something's been missing your entire life, and that you see the same
00:05:51thing happening with me.
00:05:53And now is the time that we need each other the most, right?
00:05:59And so you know what I'm going to do, Dad?
00:06:02I'm going to go out there, and I'm going to get my brother and my two sisters, and I'm
00:06:08going to bring them in here so that we can be together as a family.
00:06:13No, fuck no.
00:06:14Don't you do that.
00:06:16No?
00:06:16Pull it.
00:06:17You bring them in here, and I'll yank it right out.
00:06:20You need those meds.
00:06:21Please, stop.
00:06:22Calm down.
00:06:22Oh, you're right.
00:06:23They'd love that, wouldn't they, to see the old man kick the bucket?
00:06:27No, they wouldn't want that at all.
00:06:29They're not evil.
00:06:30They're greedy, and they're ungrateful, and they're lazy, and they're scummy.
00:06:33They're your children.
00:06:35And they're the only family I got if I lose you.
00:06:37Yeah, look, I got plenty of fight left in me, and you got yourself a good girl and a wedding
00:06:42coming up, so go start a family with her.
00:06:44I don't want to start a family.
00:06:46I have one.
00:06:47One you couldn't last a weekend with if I paid you.
00:06:51Well, that's not true.
00:06:53Why don't we do this, Dad?
00:06:55Why don't we go to the beach house, huh?
00:06:57I mean, that's what we did after Mom passed, and we had a good time, right?
00:07:02I mean, I was four.
00:07:03I don't really remember.
00:07:04Okay, Daniel.
00:07:06Okay.
00:07:07Okay?
00:07:08Okay, we'll go.
00:07:09It'll be a good chance for you to really get to know your family.
00:07:13Well, that's good.
00:07:18That's what I want to hear.
00:07:21Okay, I'm going to go.
00:07:23I'm going to go get the doctor.
00:07:25Get an update.
00:07:26You just rest, okay?
00:07:27You made it, right, Dad?
00:07:35Of course.
00:07:42Over my dead fucking body.
00:07:45Doctor, I would like an update on Edward James Powell immediately.
00:07:58Jessica.
00:08:00Brother.
00:08:00Hey.
00:08:01Oh, I'm so glad you came.
00:08:06We're going to get through this.
00:08:07It's like I always say to my followers.
00:08:10In times like these...
00:08:11Make sure to share, like, and smash our subscribe button.
00:08:14That's not where that part goes, asshole.
00:08:16Yeah, let's go here and grab an asshole.
00:08:17Whoa!
00:08:18Oh!
00:08:20Did he die?
00:08:21I mean, is he dead?
00:08:22Did he die?
00:08:24Your father is fine, thank God.
00:08:26And I was worried about him.
00:08:26Oh, you dragged me all the way down here for that?
00:08:29Lawrence, can you just, like, go get us an espresso or something?
00:08:32You're not your men's hero, okay?
00:08:33It's Dad's.
00:08:34Look, I have something to tell you all.
00:08:36I spoke with the doctors, and it appears as a bit of a concern.
00:08:41What?
00:08:42I was just with Dad.
00:08:44He seemed fine.
00:08:45He is fine, Daniel.
00:08:46He's fine.
00:08:47He will be discharged sometime today.
00:08:49Thank God.
00:08:50Your father's a very strong man.
00:08:51Very strong.
00:08:52He's not even scared of words like terminal or aggressively incurable.
00:08:58They don't scare him.
00:08:59And do you know why?
00:09:00Uh...
00:09:00I'll tell you why.
00:09:01He has an inner fuel.
00:09:03A fuel that will help him fight this thing.
00:09:07So mark my words, the world has not seen the last of Edward James Powell.
00:09:13He is like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:09:17Don't focus.
00:09:18I know.
00:09:18Don't touch.
00:09:19Oh, oh, oh.
00:09:19I don't know.
00:09:49You okay, babe?
00:09:56Yeah, I just...
00:09:58I'm not looking forward to this.
00:09:59I want everybody to be happy.
00:10:01You know, I want my father to get the respect that he deserves, and...
00:10:04Okay, let's see.
00:10:06Mia.
00:10:07Hi.
00:10:08Daniel.
00:10:09Hello, Melinda.
00:10:12Emily.
00:10:13How are you?
00:10:15Fine, thanks.
00:10:16I'm sure you are.
00:10:17Why weren't you at the funeral?
00:10:18I don't think that Dad noticed.
00:10:21Besides, I sent flowers.
00:10:24Balloons.
00:10:25Yeah.
00:10:26It's the thought that counts.
00:10:28Clearly.
00:10:29I don't like her.
00:10:32Anyone else left in your family for me to meet?
00:10:36Good.
00:10:37I have my lawyer standing by in the case of any unfortunate monetary decisions made by
00:10:44my father.
00:10:45Like you even need it.
00:10:47I do need it.
00:10:49Whatever money I get is money you don't.
00:10:52What are you doing?
00:10:53Taking pictures of you and posting the ugliest one.
00:10:55Why are we still talking?
00:10:57Okay, can we just cut the fucking checks so we can get out of here?
00:10:59I got an appointment.
00:11:01Is that what they're calling merciless beatings now?
00:11:03All right, enough, everybody.
00:11:05To my left, I have the last will and testament of your father, Edward James Powell, dated ten
00:11:10years ago.
00:11:11It is very generous to everyone in attendance.
00:11:14Good.
00:11:15Equal shares all around.
00:11:17And to my right, I have a notarized affidavit, hereby negating everything that's in this document,
00:11:26thereby making this document...
00:11:29...completely worthless.
00:11:33What?
00:11:34Wait, what the hell is going on?
00:11:35It would seem that your father had a change of heart after his little talk with Daniel
00:11:39in the hospital the other day.
00:11:41Do we just, like, get nothing now?
00:11:43That's entirely up to Daniel.
00:11:45See, Daniel now has the freedom, if he so chooses, to walk away in an instant with everything.
00:11:52Everything.
00:11:53Everything.
00:11:54Like, all of it.
00:11:56That's what everything means.
00:11:58Or he could choose to share the inheritance with all of you, but not equally.
00:12:03He would retain 50%, and then the rest of you would split.
00:12:06You know, you do the math.
00:12:09Well, what's three halves divided by a third?
00:12:11Try again.
00:12:12Of course, in that instance, you all would get nothing if you don't adhere to the rules
00:12:18of your father.
00:12:20Uh, what rules are you talking about?
00:12:24Ah, follow me, please.
00:12:29If you're watching this, it means I'm dead.
00:12:32Oh, no shit.
00:12:34Ouch.
00:12:34What?
00:12:35It's not like he can hear us.
00:12:36We can cut the bullshit for the time being.
00:12:40Daniel has a choice to make.
00:12:42Daniel can share his fortune.
00:12:45But that means that the rest of you will have to spend the weekend together.
00:12:50No.
00:12:50Getting to know one another as only a family can.
00:12:55No!
00:12:56At our family beach house.
00:12:59The flight leaves the Toronto hangar at 10 a.m. tomorrow morning.
00:13:03No.
00:13:04What?
00:13:05It's early.
00:13:07If, however, one of you doesn't show up or bails before the weekend is over,
00:13:14then Lawrence will redistribute your inheritance to the others.
00:13:19That's my favorite part.
00:13:20Now, you can't just sit in your room for the weekend and ride it out.
00:13:25You actually have to be together.
00:13:28Like a real family.
00:13:29If you don't, Lawrence knows what to do.
00:13:34Do not disappoint me.
00:13:37So, Daniel, what's it going to be?
00:13:40I'm calling my lawyer.
00:13:42Maybe we should talk about it.
00:13:43Let's do it!
00:13:51So, this is how we get to your beach house in the Cayman Islands?
00:13:54Yep.
00:13:54Dad's little weekend getaway.
00:13:56Come on.
00:13:56Private school boys playing games, expensive toys, private school boys.
00:14:01Private school boys don't believe in the world right now.
00:14:05I tried so hard to find an end, and you won't give me anything.
00:14:10Come on now, throw me a line.
00:14:13It's a sign.
00:14:16Where the hell is Victor?
00:14:18Uh, maybe right there.
00:14:22No, hey, guys.
00:14:23Easy, easy, easy, easy.
00:14:25God, ah, ah.
00:14:27God.
00:14:28Jesus.
00:14:29Oh, God.
00:14:31What the hell?
00:14:32Why is she here?
00:14:33Okay, stop.
00:14:34Emily?
00:14:34Sorry, you were going to me?
00:14:35We were told not to bring anyone.
00:14:38Not the face!
00:14:38You brought Carter.
00:14:40Lawrence?
00:14:40Okay, let's go check the plane out.
00:14:42All right, we'll see you Monday.
00:14:44Remember, Monday, or we cut more off.
00:14:46Yeah, see you Monday.
00:14:47Yeah.
00:14:47Hey, what's up?
00:14:51Good guys, right?
00:14:52Gave me a free ride to the airport and everything.
00:14:54They seem positively charmed by you.
00:14:57Is this machete adequate, Miss Powell?
00:14:59That will do.
00:15:00Okay.
00:15:00What the fuck is that for?
00:15:03It's for hacking things, like fingers.
00:15:05Ah, ha, ha, ha.
00:15:06Joke's on you.
00:15:07They use pliers.
00:15:09Who the fuck needs a pinky anyway?
00:15:10Let's cut to the chase.
00:15:12How much money did you blow on drugs?
00:15:14Shit ton.
00:15:14So you need a lot of money fast.
00:15:17What do you think?
00:15:18I have been thinking.
00:15:20Let's say something were to happen to the person who's in line to receive the largest sum of money.
00:15:27Say, on a secluded tropical island.
00:15:31Then you and I would stand to make a great deal of money.
00:15:35Hey, let's go.
00:15:36It's island time.
00:15:37Lawrence, there is no Wi-Fi on this piece of shit.
00:15:47How am I supposed to live stream?
00:15:49Can you set up a hotspot or something?
00:15:51Allow me to make something very clear to you.
00:15:53I am not your servant.
00:15:55This weekend, I am the one in charge.
00:15:57I make the rules.
00:15:59And my first rule is, fuck your hotspot.
00:16:07We are almost there.
00:16:10It should become...
00:16:11Okay, there it is.
00:16:12There it is.
00:16:13The old family beach house.
00:16:16You do know what a beach house is, right?
00:16:19Yeah.
00:16:20Oh, Dad's made a few little upgrades along the way.
00:16:23Little upgrades.
00:16:25The girlfriend complicates things.
00:16:28Look.
00:16:29Why don't we just get him to leave?
00:16:32How do you propose we do that?
00:16:34Little Daniel is on a mission to fulfill our dear dad's dying wish.
00:16:39And I just believe that if you live on the frequency of positivity, then nothing can go wrong.
00:16:44Killing him is the only option.
00:16:48Isn't there, like, a less violent way?
00:16:51Oh, hey, everybody.
00:16:53We got board games.
00:16:56Apple grapple.
00:16:58I'll think about it.
00:16:59Do you still have a record?
00:17:01You can play on.
00:17:04Oh, damn.
00:17:14Welcome, everybody.
00:17:17I realize that most of you have not been here for quite a while.
00:17:21But I also don't want you to think of this as a vacation.
00:17:25Because it is not.
00:17:27Here you are, Daniel.
00:17:31For the first time in your lives, you are going to work.
00:17:37In case you missed the fine print in the will, your father made a list of things for each of you to do.
00:17:43Those are called chores and joy.
00:17:51Wow.
00:17:52This is great, huh?
00:17:54It's way bigger than I remembered.
00:17:56Look at this.
00:17:56You've got the ocean as a background here.
00:17:59A big home movie theater.
00:18:01Storage shed for storing stuff.
00:18:04If this place could talk.
00:18:07We'd tell you to shut the fuck up.
00:18:08It's way bigger than I'm here.
00:18:22Hello.
00:18:23I've got to leave.
00:18:29Hit it.
00:18:30It's a family's house.
00:18:30We're going to meet.
00:18:31It's a family's house.
00:18:33It's a family's house.
00:18:33This is a family's house.
00:18:33This is a family's house.
00:18:34It's a family's house.
00:18:35We're going to meet.
00:18:36baby hey hey why aren't we unpacked
00:18:59daniel i i think i made a mistake i don't think i belong here
00:19:04of course you do you belong here as much as i do
00:19:07exactly okay that's fair um look i i know this is a bit crazy right
00:19:15they're a bit crazy but this also was my dad's dying wish a wish that he made
00:19:22because of me so i think it's fitting that we're you know here at the place
00:19:26that we were after uh
00:19:28you know after mom
00:19:32you know you never really talk about her well we never talk about her so
00:19:39okay there's just not a lot to talk about and my dad said that she died doing what she loved
00:19:54that's all i know and that's sort of when everything changed right they left and it
00:19:59was just me and him at home and you know it was great right like but i think we both felt
00:20:05the absence right not not just of mom but of everyone and
00:20:13in the uh in the hospital my dad talked about
00:20:18the loneliness that he felt in life and
00:20:22i think that i feel that too
00:20:26so that's why
00:20:31i owe it to myself and to them to just try to bring us back together
00:20:38right that's fair
00:20:42that's fair
00:20:44it's a nice setting
00:20:45it's pretty
00:20:47couple of days
00:20:50couple of days
00:20:50fine
00:20:53love you
00:20:55couple days
00:20:58couple days and then we're out let's unpack
00:21:01where's my stare it is
00:21:03ah
00:21:04she's around him all the time there's no
00:21:08there's no
00:21:09groceries up
00:21:11ding ding
00:21:12oh i hope you two are ready for the best meal of your entire lives
00:21:16you know i've always said food is the one thing that can bring any family together
00:21:21ah yes nothing brings people together more than two bags of lettuce
00:21:26right yeah exactly all right uh well i will leave you two to your chores
00:21:35oh that reminds me carter yes miss powell do you have that chore list
00:21:42yes
00:21:42are they done
00:21:45no
00:21:47carter yeah make sure to get them all are you sure because uh most of these are rotted
00:21:56easier to cut then
00:21:58fucking coconuts
00:22:03jeez
00:22:05what do you think you're doing
00:22:25ah eating
00:22:27did you finish chopping
00:22:30oh no i'm just taking a break plus there's like 20 other things on that list
00:22:34one of them just says dig a hole
00:22:37did you dig a hole
00:22:45ah ah ah
00:22:47nope that's not till after dinner
00:22:51what is that
00:22:52oh let's just say that i made a little something something for each and every one of you
00:22:57you want a hint
00:22:57no
00:22:58no that's that's fine it's it's better it's better it's a surprise
00:23:01it's fine
00:23:03what do you got there more fucking envelopes
00:23:05these envelopes are quite different victor because inside here are things that you might
00:23:10get
00:23:11money
00:23:12stocks
00:23:13properties
00:23:14properties
00:23:15ha
00:23:16but only if you follow the rules that have been laid out by your father which means
00:23:21it's family time and more importantly you're gonna spend some time together a lot of time
00:23:27together and believe me after all the years of abuse and suffering you have put me through
00:23:34you
00:23:35i will have no shortage of joy in just eliminating any of you from this inheritance that you so think you're entitled to
00:23:41okay enjoy your dinner
00:23:48i need a drink
00:23:50i haven't eaten since the funeral
00:23:52daddy let's go dinner
00:23:53oh dinner won't be ready for about an hour
00:23:54yeah sorry but you know what they say the best meals take time right relax drink some wine talk amongst yourselves and remember no peeking
00:24:09huh
00:24:10sounds cheap looks cheap excuse me
00:24:24how do you even
00:24:25how do you even
00:24:30it's cake
00:24:34to my trusted advisor lawrence i extend my deepest gratitude and you will receive full compensation for the weekend yada yada yada come on what do i get
00:24:45and i leave to you my undying thanks for your years of steadfast loyalty and hard work also my grandfather clock and my study which will hopefully bring you as much happiness as it did me
00:25:03i devoted my entire life to you
00:25:10i gave you everything i had
00:25:14and this is all i meant to you
00:25:16a fucking clock
00:25:18this is what i think of your fucking clock
00:25:22what the fuck are you doing
00:25:44what the fuck are you doing
00:25:45is that our money
00:25:47are you live streaming this
00:25:49no that's like totally off brand for me
00:25:52i'm doing this as evidence of whatever the fuck you're doing
00:25:55well
00:25:56this is my money
00:25:58and i'm leaving with it
00:26:00oh like hell you are
00:26:01i show this to me and she'll sue you like five times before you even get out that door
00:26:06do you know
00:26:09what i did for your father
00:26:11i don't know some like old guy servant shit
00:26:15besides my normal duties
00:26:18i did things for your father that he did not want to do
00:26:24what did you like kill people or something
00:26:27no
00:26:28i killed secrets
00:26:30your father desperately wanted to protect his image which was extremely difficult to do
00:26:36with you
00:26:37with you
00:26:38it was a halloween costume i was paying tribute to their culture
00:26:45phone please
00:26:46phone please
00:26:50thank you
00:26:51and delete
00:26:52what do you want
00:27:01i just want what's mine
00:27:03and you're going to help me get it
00:27:06jesus christ
00:27:17is this the uh pal residence
00:27:19uh yeah yeah it is
00:27:20thank you very much
00:27:22wait wait aren't you going to deliver that
00:27:28whatever
00:27:32shit
00:27:38don't do that
00:27:39victor
00:27:40i need to give this to you
00:27:41oh
00:27:42oh
00:27:43i didn't know you cared
00:27:45it's for daniel
00:27:47daniel doesn't do coke
00:27:48do not put that up your nose
00:27:50that's where it goes
00:27:51it's poisoned
00:27:52no
00:27:53no
00:27:54no
00:27:55no
00:27:56no
00:27:57no
00:27:58no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no i said i'd think about it okay i didn't
00:28:00say i was gonna
00:28:01okay if i did it what how would i even do it
00:28:05you put it in his wine
00:28:07now
00:28:08the old imbecile keeps changing the plans so time is of the essence
00:28:13i
00:28:15i
00:28:16i
00:28:17i
00:28:20i
00:28:22i
00:28:23i
00:28:23i
00:28:24i
00:28:26i
00:28:27i
00:28:28Victor, hey, ah, you want some wine?
00:28:47No, I don't drink.
00:28:48I'm just admiring yours.
00:28:49Yeah.
00:28:50That looks like a great year.
00:28:51Great year.
00:28:52It's very red.
00:28:55Uh, what'd you make in there?
00:28:56Is that spaghetti?
00:28:57No, no.
00:28:58That's, uh, it's actually a homemade strangosi pasta that I did myself here.
00:29:03And I've slow roasted the tomatoes for about three hours.
00:29:06That's what gets the sauce nice and beautiful here.
00:29:09See, the key is...
00:29:10Yeah, it sounds like a lot of bullshit for spaghetti.
00:29:14Yeah, it's very, uh, spaghetti-esque, I'd say.
00:29:17Um, I'm kind of in the middle of this.
00:29:19Is there something I can get you, or...?
00:29:20No, I'm just...
00:29:21Want some quality time with my baby brother?
00:29:24Oh.
00:29:25Well, that's...
00:29:27That's nice to hear.
00:29:28Mm-hmm.
00:29:28To be honest, you know?
00:29:31Actually, I do have something I want to talk to you about.
00:29:33Yeah?
00:29:34Uh, can you keep a secret?
00:29:35Kidding me?
00:29:36Yeah, man, I'll take it to your grave.
00:29:37Sorry?
00:29:38What?
00:29:39You said, I'll take it to your grave.
00:29:40Yeah, I'll take it to my grave.
00:29:41No, you said your grave as in my grave, not as in your grave.
00:29:45It's...
00:29:45I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:46You know what?
00:29:46Never mind.
00:29:47Nobody needs to take anything to a grave here.
00:29:49Everybody's going to know soon enough.
00:29:50Yeah.
00:29:51Uh, just too excited.
00:29:52Want to share it with somebody.
00:29:54Um, Emily and I are getting married.
00:29:57Get the fuck out of here.
00:29:58I know.
00:29:59It's crazy.
00:29:59That's...
00:30:00Yeah.
00:30:01Great.
00:30:01Yeah, it's...
00:30:02Woo!
00:30:03Feeling.
00:30:03It's just saying it feels great.
00:30:05You know, I haven't told any of the others yet.
00:30:07You're the first to know, so...
00:30:08Yeah.
00:30:09It's something special.
00:30:10Yeah, you know?
00:30:11I mean, I feel like this is kind of the thing that we should be doing, sharing things like
00:30:15this, right?
00:30:15It's what family's for.
00:30:20Give me one of these.
00:30:22Just...
00:30:22Yeah.
00:30:22Right.
00:30:23There we go.
00:30:24Yeah.
00:30:25It's a hug.
00:30:26It's nice.
00:30:27Oh, no, it's tough.
00:30:29Mm-hmm.
00:30:31Hey.
00:30:32You're my brother.
00:30:34And, uh...
00:30:35I love you.
00:30:40Okay, that's enough.
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42Yeah.
00:30:45It's emotional for me, too.
00:30:47Yeah.
00:30:48Uh, cheers.
00:30:49Cheers.
00:30:50Yeah.
00:30:51Of course.
00:30:51Yeah.
00:30:53Here we go.
00:30:55No.
00:30:56That's my timer.
00:30:57Let me just check this.
00:31:04We're not there yet.
00:31:06However, I have the perfect thing.
00:31:09Yep, this is gonna do.
00:31:11No.
00:31:11No.
00:31:12Oh, yeah.
00:31:12I know.
00:31:13I know.
00:31:13It seems crazy, right?
00:31:14That was a lot of wine.
00:31:15You'll just barely taste it.
00:31:16It'll give it a kick.
00:31:17Just like that.
00:31:19You wanna taste it now?
00:31:20Fuck no.
00:31:20No.
00:31:21Okay, got it.
00:31:22Well, he didn't wanna leave me anything, so I'm just gonna have to take it.
00:31:25I want half.
00:31:27Half?
00:31:28Well, I could take the whole thing, but I'm not greedy.
00:31:31Actually, 75%.
00:31:33Turns out I am a little greedy.
00:31:36Look, it's more than you'd make if you stuck out the weekend with your family.
00:31:40Don't hurt yourself.
00:31:41All I need you to do is keep your imbecilic siblings occupied while I sneak all the money
00:31:47out of the house.
00:31:48We don't want him to know anything we're up to until we are long gone.
00:32:02Hey, babe.
00:32:03It's me.
00:32:04Looks like we need to take care of another loose end before you go.
00:32:07No.
00:32:18You guys, what's been on my mind a lot lately?
00:32:22Clouds.
00:32:23Like, what are they?
00:32:25And where do they go?
00:32:26Sue, my love.
00:32:27And it's like they're just floating in the sky.
00:32:30And, like, do they ever leave?
00:32:32And when they leave, where do they go?
00:32:34And, like, why are some green and red?
00:32:37Bingo.
00:32:42Oh, that's perfect.
00:32:43That's it.
00:32:44Right there.
00:32:45It was the wine.
00:32:45Do you mind keeping an eye on everything while I just go to the bathroom?
00:32:51Yep.
00:32:51Okay.
00:32:52Great.
00:32:53Thanks.
00:32:53Have a good night.
00:32:55I will.
00:32:59Fuck.
00:33:09Is that an iguana?
00:33:15No time to slow-roast that shit.
00:33:23No time to slow-roast that shit.
00:33:39Get off.
00:33:40Victor?
00:33:44What the hell is going on?
00:33:46Fucking cooking, okay?
00:33:47So go stall him.
00:33:54Whoa.
00:33:55Danielle, I was just looking for you.
00:33:59You were?
00:33:59I need to talk to you about my feelings.
00:34:05What was that?
00:34:06Nothing.
00:34:07Sounded like something.
00:34:07I heard it earlier, and it was nothing.
00:34:10Okay.
00:34:11Now.
00:34:13About my feelings.
00:34:14Jesus.
00:34:15I know how important feelings are to you.
00:34:18Excuse me.
00:34:18I have to go.
00:34:19I have a dinner going on.
00:34:21I have to go check on the dinner.
00:34:23Hey!
00:34:25Dinner's ready.
00:34:25Did you do that?
00:34:33Mm-hmm.
00:34:34It was a little glitch, but he took a sip.
00:34:38You moron.
00:34:40He had to take the whole thing.
00:34:41Otherwise, it'll just make you...
00:34:42Make him what?
00:34:50Daniel?
00:34:50Daniel?
00:34:53Yeah.
00:34:54Hey, what happened?
00:34:55This isn't going to go back together.
00:34:58I don't know.
00:35:00Are you okay?
00:35:01You okay, pal?
00:35:03Yes.
00:35:03Yes.
00:35:04We're going to do the dinner, okay?
00:35:06Just...
00:35:06Just give me a minute.
00:35:09Oh, shit!
00:35:10Okay.
00:35:12Give me two minutes.
00:35:14Ooh.
00:35:15Careful.
00:35:17Mm.
00:35:19I don't eat carbs.
00:35:21Oh.
00:35:21Oh, okay.
00:35:22Well, you can eat the sauce, then.
00:35:23You don't have to do this.
00:35:28There'll be other dinners.
00:35:29No.
00:35:29No.
00:35:30I worked hard on this meal.
00:35:32And we're going to enjoy it.
00:35:34Oh.
00:35:34Hmm.
00:35:36No.
00:35:37I'm good.
00:35:39Oh, good.
00:35:40Oh, good, good.
00:35:41Daniel!
00:35:41Oh, shit!
00:35:42Ah.
00:35:44Poor Daniel.
00:35:45You know, he was telling me in the kitchen he wasn't feeling well.
00:35:48Must have been something he drank.
00:35:50Or ate.
00:35:51You know.
00:35:52All right.
00:35:53Let's leave it there.
00:35:59It's all fucking bedrock.
00:36:00You hungry?
00:36:05Yes.
00:36:05Yes.
00:36:06I'm so starving.
00:36:07Thank you so much for that.
00:36:08This is honestly the nicest thing anyone's...
00:36:12Oh.
00:36:20Daniel?
00:36:20Are you okay?
00:36:22Um.
00:36:23I think you should probably pick me up some medicine from town.
00:36:26Just ask the pharmacist what they'd give to someone throwing up organs.
00:36:30Okay.
00:36:31All right.
00:36:32Oh, God.
00:36:35Leaving?
00:36:39Yeah.
00:36:40Uh.
00:36:41Daniel's not feeling well, so I'm going to grab something for a stomach.
00:36:46How wonderfully kind of you.
00:36:52Right.
00:36:53Uh.
00:36:54Does anyone need anything?
00:36:57I could use a couple of things.
00:36:59Now that you mention it.
00:37:02Let me just make a list of ingredients.
00:37:12That's one.
00:37:15Victor.
00:37:16Jesus.
00:37:17Stop doing that.
00:37:18I've secured us ample time.
00:37:20Now might be our only chance with him alone, so get it done.
00:37:23What would you like me to use?
00:37:24I'm kind of out of options here.
00:37:28What, should I put him down for a fucking nap?
00:37:31Yes.
00:37:31An eternal nap.
00:37:33Let me know when you're done.
00:37:33Close the door.
00:37:49Close the door.
00:37:51Close the door.
00:37:56Hello?
00:37:58Hello?
00:37:58Jessica?
00:37:59Victor?
00:38:00Oh.
00:38:01Oh.
00:38:02Oh.
00:38:03Oh.
00:38:04Oh.
00:38:05Oh.
00:38:06Oh.
00:38:07Oh.
00:38:08Oh.
00:38:09Oh.
00:38:10Oh.
00:38:11Oh.
00:38:12Oh.
00:38:13Hello?
00:38:14Jessica?
00:38:15Victor?
00:38:16Mia?
00:38:17Hmm.
00:38:18Jessica?
00:38:19Victor?
00:38:20Mia?
00:38:21Yeah.
00:38:32My son.
00:38:33Keep the dark.
00:38:34I want to make a move.
00:38:36I want to make a move.
00:38:37I want to make the 물�iest drug.
00:38:38I'll make as harder that it has to be.
00:38:40Take it easy.
00:38:41Oh.
00:38:42Oh.
00:38:43Oh.
00:38:44Oh.
00:38:46Oh, fuck! That's disgusting!
00:38:48What the fuck?
00:38:56I... I know you...
00:38:58Aren't you...
00:39:08Shhh...
00:39:10And I can't do everything myself!
00:39:16I can't follow you!
00:39:30Whew!
00:39:34Oh, Jesus!
00:39:40So, Daniel...
00:39:42I was thinking you should...
00:39:44Shhh...
00:39:46No, okay...
00:39:48It's okay...
00:39:50Someone...
00:39:52Okay, shhh...
00:39:56Yeah, yeah, that'll do it.
00:39:58That's good.
00:40:00Lawrence?
00:40:10Victor?
00:40:12I was just gonna...
00:40:14Uh...
00:40:16Check on Daniel.
00:40:18With a pillow?
00:40:20Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:40:22Brotherly bonding stuff.
00:40:24With a pillow?
00:40:26Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:40:28Yeah.
00:40:30Mm-hmm.
00:40:32Mm-hmm.
00:40:33Mm-hmm.
00:40:34Brotherly bonding stuff.
00:40:36With a pillow?
00:40:37Mm-hmm.
00:40:38Mm-hmm.
00:40:39Yeah.
00:40:40It's...
00:40:42Ah...
00:40:43Lawrence, join me for a moment.
00:41:05Lawrence, join me for a moment.
00:41:27Ahh!
00:41:29Uh...
00:41:30Uh...
00:41:31Oh, God, the shed.
00:41:42All right, what is it, Mia?
00:41:44It's late.
00:41:46I'd like to offer you a job.
00:41:52A job?
00:41:53Yes.
00:41:55I think you're just the kind of man we're looking for.
00:41:59A real go-getter.
00:42:01As the kids say, CEO material.
00:42:06Huh.
00:42:07Well.
00:42:08All right.
00:42:31Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
00:42:42Just...
00:42:42Then, do it, do it, do it.
00:42:47Yep.
00:42:47Oh, my God.
00:43:17Oh, my God.
00:43:47And, of course, I would need a company car.
00:43:51Of course.
00:43:53Our position has just been filled.
00:43:56She's a good woman.
00:43:56You'd love her.
00:43:58I'm flexible on the car.
00:44:01Mia?
00:44:04Victor?
00:44:05Look.
00:44:07That's not Daniel.
00:44:08Right.
00:44:09Who's that?
00:44:11I think it's the mailman.
00:44:12What gives you that idea?
00:44:13He's dressed like a mailman.
00:44:14Shut up.
00:44:16Where's Daniel?
00:44:18Uh...
00:44:19Victor?
00:44:23I don't know what it is.
00:44:24Oh.
00:44:33Lawrence!
00:44:35Hi.
00:44:37Hi.
00:44:39You're...
00:44:40just the person I wanted to see.
00:44:44Come here.
00:44:45Okay?
00:44:47Okay?
00:45:09Yeah, that should do the trick.
00:45:12Well, that explains that.
00:45:14What do you think?
00:45:15Do you think he's dead?
00:45:17Not unless the dead breathe.
00:45:18Right.
00:45:20So what do we do now?
00:45:21We do exactly what we have been doing.
00:45:24Okay.
00:45:25So, like, what?
00:45:26You know who that is?
00:45:29What?
00:45:30Yes.
00:45:30It's a fucking mailman.
00:45:32It's the man who killed Daniel.
00:45:39I don't follow you.
00:45:44Oh.
00:45:47You get it?
00:45:47No.
00:45:48I don't know why I didn't see it before.
00:45:50They're trying to kill Daniel.
00:45:52Exactly.
00:45:53Them.
00:45:54Not me.
00:45:54Well, we've got to stop them.
00:45:56Or we get out of here with the money
00:45:58before they try and kill us next.
00:46:01Right.
00:46:02Oh, no, we can't go out there.
00:46:03They'll see us.
00:46:04It's better to go off the balcony,
00:46:06stop at the shed to get, like,
00:46:08a weapon or something,
00:46:09and then get to a car.
00:46:11Well, we could use mine.
00:46:12I've already transported half the money into it.
00:46:15I'm beginning to like you more and more.
00:46:18No one's ever said that to me before.
00:46:21I understand why.
00:46:22What?
00:46:24Victor, move so I can drop him.
00:46:26Kenya, give me a second to get off this ladder, okay?
00:46:29I'm down a digit.
00:46:32God.
00:46:33All right, send him to...
00:46:34Shit.
00:46:35Wait.
00:46:36What was that?
00:46:37What?
00:46:41That sound.
00:46:42You hear that sound?
00:46:42What sound?
00:46:45That sound.
00:46:47Sounded like a...
00:46:49Ow!
00:46:51Fucking iguana!
00:46:52What iguana?
00:46:53Fucking iguana that's fighting me!
00:46:55Fuck!
00:46:56Get off me, motherfucker!
00:47:00Yeah!
00:47:01Fucking coconut!
00:47:02Fuck!
00:47:03Ow!
00:47:07What the fuck is he doing?
00:47:09Shut up!
00:47:10Jesus, shut up!
00:47:11Get off me, motherfucker!
00:47:13Holy shit!
00:47:13Holy shit, what the hell is that thing?
00:47:14You shit!
00:47:15Dammit.
00:47:16Shit, shit, shit!
00:47:17Kill it!
00:47:18Kill it!
00:47:18Let's do it!
00:47:20Ah!
00:47:20Fuck off!
00:47:22Ah!
00:47:23Ah!
00:47:23Ah!
00:47:24Ah!
00:47:26Did you hear that?
00:47:27That sounded like a chainsaw.
00:47:29And a lot of screaming.
00:47:30Whatever, let's just go.
00:47:32Okay.
00:47:33No, Lawrence, don't!
00:47:34Lawrence?
00:47:39Mia?
00:47:40Mia?
00:47:48What?
00:47:49You were just taking a walk and it attacked you?
00:47:51That is exactly the story.
00:47:52You know, the iguana is a mystery.
00:47:54It's a riddle.
00:47:54It's an anemic, you know?
00:47:56And you never know what's going to provoke it to attack.
00:47:59What?
00:47:59What?
00:47:59You gotta finish those coconuts, man.
00:48:06I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, sleep.
00:48:09Hmm.
00:48:10Has anyone seen my machete?
00:48:23Hey, hey, hey.
00:48:24She's here.
00:48:25She's back.
00:48:25The, the, the, the girlfriend character.
00:48:27She's here.
00:48:28Why aren't you stalling her?
00:48:30With what?
00:48:31What is on your shirt?
00:48:32Who did you kill?
00:48:33No one.
00:48:34I was an iguana.
00:48:35They're very explosive.
00:48:36What, what do we do?
00:48:37You take care of them.
00:48:39I'll take care of Emily.
00:48:41Who?
00:48:44Sue, my love.
00:48:47Great.
00:48:48Stop ordering me around.
00:48:50You know what?
00:48:51I'm still in charge here.
00:48:53I come to think of it, you haven't given me any actual proof that we're in danger.
00:48:56For all I knew, Daniel's totally fine.
00:48:58He's the fuck out of here.
00:49:09You fucking idiot.
00:49:14Crazy ass white people.
00:49:19Okay, now wait, now wait.
00:49:22Daniel?
00:49:23Hey?
00:49:24What?
00:49:24No, you were supposed to be here.
00:49:25What's this?
00:49:25Can you change the plan?
00:49:27Oh.
00:49:27Shit.
00:49:29I got that medicine. Hopefully it works out better for you.
00:49:32Jeez!
00:49:33Mia! You startled me.
00:49:36I have that effect on people.
00:49:38What are you doing in a room?
00:49:40And have you heard from Daniel? He's not picking up his phone.
00:49:43I believe Daniel and Victor went on a night stroll to get some fresh air.
00:49:51Okay, then what are you doing here?
00:49:54I heard a noise.
00:49:57And when I entered the room, the door was open, but it was just a breeze.
00:50:02You know, I saw Lawrence and Jessica running from the house.
00:50:06You know anything about that?
00:50:09I can honestly say I don't.
00:50:13Oh, shit. Oh, shit!
00:50:21Fuck!
00:50:24Oh!
00:50:26Yeah.
00:50:27Shit.
00:50:28Okay.
00:50:29Okay.
00:50:30Okay.
00:50:31Okay.
00:50:32Come on.
00:50:33Come on, like us.
00:50:34One.
00:50:35Two.
00:50:36Three.
00:50:37Four.
00:50:38Yeah.
00:50:39Okay.
00:50:40Okay.
00:50:41Okay.
00:50:42Okay.
00:50:43Okay.
00:50:44Okay.
00:50:45Okay, come on.
00:50:47Come on, like us.
00:50:48One.
00:50:49Two.
00:50:50Three.
00:50:51Two.
00:50:52Nobody.
00:50:53No!
00:50:54Two.
00:50:55Two.
00:50:56I don't know, I just feel like, something's up.
00:51:01Mia?
00:51:04Oh.
00:51:06Hilarious.
00:51:12That's it.
00:51:14Atta boy. Okay.
00:51:16Same.
00:51:20Alright. Enjoy your ride.
00:51:22Here we go! I'm calling the police.
00:51:24What? Get your ass back here!
00:51:26No, you're all fucking crazy!
00:51:28I'm not losing that water!
00:51:30Why don't I
00:51:32make us a couple of drinks
00:51:34while we wait for the boys?
00:51:36We can bond.
00:51:40Okay.
00:51:42Milk. Please.
00:51:44Great.
00:51:56You need help in there?
00:51:58I'm fine.
00:52:02Okay.
00:52:14I can't see you.
00:52:18Where the hell is he?
00:52:20Daniel?
00:52:22Daniel?
00:52:24Daniel?
00:52:26Daniel?
00:52:28Daniel?
00:52:30Daniel?
00:52:32One milk.
00:52:34Thanks.
00:52:48Cheers.
00:52:50Right.
00:52:52Right.
00:52:54Daniel?
00:52:56Daniel?
00:52:58Daniel?
00:53:00Daniel?
00:53:02Where have you been?
00:53:04I don't know.
00:53:06Where's Victor?
00:53:08Oh, hey.
00:53:10Oh, hey.
00:53:12Here I am.
00:53:13Here you are.
00:53:14God, I can't take my eyes off this guy for a second.
00:53:16Oh, shh.
00:53:17Oh, shh.
00:53:18Sit down.
00:53:19Where are we?
00:53:20Where are we?
00:53:22Come on, man.
00:53:23The beach house.
00:53:24Duh.
00:53:26Why are you covered in blood?
00:53:28Hmm?
00:53:29Me?
00:53:31I, uh...
00:53:33Iguana.
00:53:35An iguana?
00:53:36Mm-hmm.
00:53:37This attacked me out of nowhere.
00:53:39You expect me to believe that?
00:53:40Mm-hmm.
00:53:41Hey!
00:53:42You found the machete?
00:53:43What the?
00:53:44Oh, God.
00:53:45Yeah.
00:53:46Oh, yeah.
00:53:47Oh, okay.
00:53:48So I did.
00:53:49Why is there blood on it?
00:53:50Why is there blood on it?
00:53:52This guy cracks me up.
00:53:54Okay, why are you covered in blood?
00:53:55Oh, an iguana attacked us.
00:53:57See?
00:53:59So everything checks out.
00:54:02I don't know how to explain it, but there's something weird going on here.
00:54:07I gotta lay down.
00:54:08Okay.
00:54:09Okay, um...
00:54:12What's the last thing you remember?
00:54:15Today?
00:54:16Mm-hmm.
00:54:17Uh...
00:54:18Laying down for a nap.
00:54:20And then, ooh, I had a sexy dream about wrestling a male man.
00:54:26Um...
00:54:27That's about it.
00:54:29Okay.
00:54:30We're done.
00:54:31We're going.
00:54:32Now.
00:54:33What?
00:54:34No, no, no, no.
00:54:35I can't just leave them.
00:54:36Come on.
00:54:37Listen, you don't even like them.
00:54:38I sure as hell don't like you, babe.
00:54:39So?
00:54:40You don't have to like your family.
00:54:42Like...
00:54:43Listen, you're never gonna understand this because you had yours your entire life.
00:54:48I can't even get these guys to sit down for a dinner.
00:54:50I mean, if I give up now, like, what do I have?
00:54:53What do you mean, what do you have?
00:54:55You have me.
00:54:57No, no, no.
00:54:59That's...
00:55:00No, you can't ask to take the place of my entire family.
00:55:03That's not how it works.
00:55:05Why can't you just give them a shot?
00:55:07Because I hate them.
00:55:09I hate them.
00:55:11They treat you bad.
00:55:12They treat each other worse.
00:55:14And...
00:55:15I'm not gonna sit here waiting for something terrible to happen.
00:55:18Okay?
00:55:22Okay, then don't.
00:55:24What?
00:55:26Then don't.
00:55:29The rental's in the driveway.
00:55:30Go ahead and take it.
00:55:33Okay, you don't mean that.
00:55:34I'm gonna stay here with my family.
00:55:38And it doesn't sound like you want to.
00:55:53Oh, God.
00:55:55Ugh.
00:56:18Uh, where am I sleeping?
00:56:20The couches seem comfortable.
00:56:22Oh.
00:56:28Leaving so soon?
00:56:30Yes.
00:56:31I'm sure that'll make you very happy.
00:56:32And Daniel's not going with you?
00:56:36No.
00:56:38For whatever reason, he thinks you all actually want to be his family.
00:56:42Well...
00:56:43We are his family.
00:56:44No, you're not.
00:56:46The family's supposed to be caring.
00:56:48Loving, supportive.
00:56:49My God.
00:56:50You're worse than he is.
00:56:54You think...
00:56:56You're gonna give some little speech...
00:56:59On your way out the door...
00:57:01About love and togetherness.
00:57:05That will make us see the error of our ways and...
00:57:09Live forever more in familial bliss.
00:57:11No.
00:57:12No.
00:57:13You're not.
00:57:16You're just gonna leave.
00:57:19Goodbye.
00:57:20Goodbye.
00:57:21That was Daniel's rental car.
00:57:35But we just saw Daniel's body.
00:57:36Do you think...
00:57:37They're disposing his body?
00:57:38Yes.
00:57:39Good thinking, Lawrence.
00:57:40I can see why Dad kept you around.
00:57:41That means the coast is clear.
00:57:42Let's go to the shed.
00:57:43Fuck the shed.
00:57:44Fuck the shed.
00:57:45Let's get the hell out of here.
00:57:46Couches are comfy.
00:57:47Fucking witch never gives me a brain.
00:57:48Couches are comfy.
00:57:49Fucking witch never gives me a brain.
00:57:50Closing his body?
00:57:51Yes.
00:57:52Good thinking, Lawrence.
00:57:53I can see why Dad kept you around.
00:57:54That means the coast is clear.
00:57:56Let's go to the shed.
00:57:57Fuck the shed.
00:57:58Let's get the hell out of here.
00:58:08Couches are comfy.
00:58:10Fucking witch never gives me a brain!
00:58:18Shit.
00:58:20Shit.
00:58:37Jesus.
00:58:43What the fuck?
00:58:45Oh!
00:58:46Oh no.
00:58:47We say a tree fell on him.
00:58:48What?
00:58:49Bash his head in with a fucking coconut?
00:58:50Exactly.
00:58:51At the deposition, I'll say we were all so crushed.
00:59:06I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face.
00:59:13Use the machete.
00:59:17Psychopath.
00:59:22And that's all of it?
00:59:23Yep.
00:59:24You know your father always liked to make a big bold statement.
00:59:28Like giving somebody a clock.
00:59:30Oh my god.
00:59:31Enough with the clock already.
00:59:33You're right.
00:59:34Doesn't matter.
00:59:35There's some more to take care of that.
00:59:37There's enough here to last.
00:59:39That's a lifetime.
00:59:40No.
00:59:41Oh, fuck me.
00:59:42Oh, fuck me.
00:59:43Please, please, please pick up.
00:59:45Please pick up.
00:59:46Oh, come on.
00:59:47Please pick up.
00:59:48Please pick up.
00:59:49Oh, fuck me.
00:59:58Please, please, please pick up, please pick up.
01:00:01Oh, come on, please pick up.
01:00:09Oh, so now you want to call me?
01:00:10Okay.
01:00:12Nope.
01:00:15You want to stay there with that crazy-ass family?
01:00:17All good with me.
01:00:18Pick up.
01:00:19Hey, this is Emily.
01:00:20Oh, shit.
01:00:23Baby, baby.
01:00:25I'm sorry.
01:00:25I take back everything I said.
01:00:27These are horrible, horrible people.
01:00:31And if you don't come get me right now, something very bad is...
01:00:38Daniel, we're making tea.
01:00:40Do you care to join us?
01:00:41Daniel.
01:00:51Daniel.
01:00:51Daniel.
01:00:55Daniel.
01:00:59Fuck.
01:01:01Daniel.
01:01:01Jesus.
01:01:01Daniel, join us for tea.
01:01:15Daniel?
01:01:16Yep, coming.
01:01:21I mean, they're probably not going to notice it's gone.
01:01:25Yeah, they just waste it anyway.
01:01:29Sam.
01:01:31Babe?
01:01:40Babe?
01:01:56My love.
01:01:58I don't know.
01:02:28Oh, hey, brother.
01:02:46Come here.
01:02:47I saved you a seat.
01:02:53Anyway, we saw that Emily left you, right?
01:02:56You must be crushed.
01:02:58I heard a joke earlier.
01:03:11The point is, we're here for you, right?
01:03:13We're family.
01:03:14You know the expression, right?
01:03:15You know, you can pick your friends,
01:03:16but family is something that is around you,
01:03:19surrounds you, penetrates you.
01:03:21I don't know that that's how it goes.
01:03:25What we're saying is, Emily left.
01:03:29She doesn't love you.
01:03:31We're here because we...
01:03:33We love you.
01:03:42And we want to talk about family.
01:03:49Okay.
01:03:50So let's take a walk.
01:03:52Now.
01:03:55Oh,
01:04:03God.
01:04:16No.
01:04:17No.
01:04:18Baby, I'm sorry.
01:04:27I take back everything I said.
01:04:29These are horrible, horrible people.
01:04:31Shit.
01:04:48Hop to it.
01:04:50You hop to it.
01:04:51Why do I always have to hop to it?
01:04:52Because you're the oldest.
01:04:54We're twins.
01:04:55You came out first.
01:05:01Fine.
01:05:02Fine.
01:05:04You know what they say.
01:05:05If you want something done, it's go time.
01:05:18Jesus.
01:05:48I don't know what they say.
01:06:18I don't know what they say.
01:06:48What the hell?
01:07:03Hey.
01:07:05What the hell's going on here?
01:07:08Yes, what are you doing?
01:07:09Don't answer.
01:07:10It's rhetorical.
01:07:11Put the bag down.
01:07:12What bag?
01:07:13Put it down.
01:07:15Getting a little greedy, I see.
01:07:18Honestly, the thing some people do for money these days.
01:07:22Oh, my God.
01:07:23You guys are all so horrible.
01:07:26Dad would be so disappointed.
01:07:29And Mom?
01:07:30Mom?
01:07:31Mom was a drunk.
01:07:34A boozy, stinking lush who drank herself to an early grave.
01:07:39Classic Daniel.
01:07:40Can't see what's right in front of you.
01:07:42Well, I was four.
01:07:44Dad?
01:07:45Dad?
01:07:46Dad, the workaholic ghost who came around just long enough to sweep his failures under the rug
01:07:51and cast us away like the monsters we are.
01:07:53No.
01:07:54Whoa!
01:07:55Do you know what it's like?
01:07:56To be sent away at a young age?
01:07:58Spend your days in a wretched boarding school with your idiot siblings?
01:08:01Hey!
01:08:02Fuck you!
01:08:02Oh, okay.
01:08:04So what's the plan here, Mia?
01:08:06Huh?
01:08:07You're going to take all the family money and you think that's going to fix everything?
01:08:10The plan was to steal your money, Daniel.
01:08:12You had it all.
01:08:13You don't even see it.
01:08:14It was the perfect plan.
01:08:17Then you had to come around with your feelings and your love.
01:08:21And then you just won't fucking die!
01:08:25Ow!
01:08:27Fucking coconut.
01:08:32I hope the irony isn't lost on you when you wake up.
01:08:37Hey!
01:08:38Back off.
01:08:39Now.
01:08:41You know, I thought we'd have a family bonfire this weekend, so now's as good a time as ever.
01:08:47No!
01:08:48No!
01:08:51Oh.
01:08:52Toss me the machete.
01:08:53Ah.
01:08:55Slide me the machete.
01:08:56You wouldn't.
01:08:59No!
01:09:00No.
01:09:01Give it to him.
01:09:02Give it!
01:09:02Let's talk.
01:09:08Yes.
01:09:10Let's.
01:09:11Okay.
01:09:12Let's talk over dinner.
01:09:18All right.
01:09:20Everybody good?
01:09:22Good.
01:09:27That should do it.
01:09:29Do you really think this is necessary?
01:09:31That's for the cops to figure out.
01:09:33Daniel, I...
01:09:33Daniel, I...
01:09:34I was your father's most trusted advisor.
01:09:37Daniel, he was my best friend.
01:09:41What would he say?
01:09:43You know, I don't know anymore, Lawrence.
01:09:46The father that I knew wouldn't have thrown me to the fucking wolves back here.
01:09:49Is that really what you think?
01:09:50Is that really what you think?
01:09:50Yeah.
01:09:51Well, it's not true.
01:09:53Your father just wanted you to see your family for who they really are.
01:09:58Everything he did was just done to look out for you.
01:10:02Why do you think you were the one to stay home?
01:10:05Only you.
01:10:05I thought he wanted to protect me.
01:10:07Which is more than what you've done.
01:10:09Well, I sure as hell didn't try to kill you like those monsters in there.
01:10:12All right.
01:10:13That's it.
01:10:13Daniel.
01:10:14There we go.
01:10:18Carter.
01:10:19What the hell is this?
01:10:21Is there just money lying around everywhere?
01:10:23I actually found that in a clock.
01:10:26A clock?
01:10:27Yeah.
01:10:28Yeah.
01:10:28In the study.
01:10:29That wasn't even all of it.
01:10:31There's more.
01:10:31Daniel.
01:10:33Daniel.
01:10:34You shut up.
01:10:44Get out of here.
01:10:45Okay.
01:10:48Daniel.
01:10:52The money was in the clock.
01:11:04Wow.
01:11:19Took a heck of a lot of work.
01:11:21But I finally got you all to sit down for a family dinner.
01:11:26I forgot the most important part.
01:11:30Can't have dinner without food.
01:11:41Enjoy.
01:11:43Oh, my God.
01:11:44It smells like shit.
01:11:46What's going on?
01:11:47What's happening?
01:11:48Daniel's lost it.
01:11:50He's trying to kill us with your awful meal.
01:11:52What do you mean, awful meal?
01:11:54Do you know how long that took me to make for you?
01:11:56Enough.
01:11:57Let's see what we have here.
01:12:01Oh, shit.
01:12:04You know, before I got here, I told Emily to try to find the good in all of you.
01:12:13I said, it's got to be there.
01:12:15After all, we're family, right?
01:12:16We share the same blood, right?
01:12:18Yep.
01:12:19And I'm not a bad guy.
01:12:22So that must mean that there's some good in all of you, right?
01:12:26You are so right.
01:12:28So incredibly right.
01:12:29We're so alike.
01:12:30In so many ways.
01:12:31Like, in each and every way.
01:12:34Yeah.
01:12:34But you tried to kill me.
01:12:37What?
01:12:39No, I didn't.
01:12:40So doesn't that mean that I have it in me?
01:12:45To kill you?
01:12:47Okay, well, we're not alike in every way.
01:12:50Yeah, like, only a few ways.
01:12:51Ah.
01:12:51You know, it's funny.
01:12:53Um, I think Dad actually told me that Mom had an affair.
01:12:56Oh, well, shit.
01:12:57There you go.
01:12:57We're not even related, dude.
01:13:03I guess we should find out.
01:13:09How's he gonna do that?
01:13:11It's like a DNA test or something?
01:13:13Shut up.
01:13:13Come on, Daniel.
01:13:22Pick up.
01:13:23Pick up.
01:13:25Oh, my God.
01:13:26I told you that ass is crazy.
01:13:27No.
01:13:28It's okay.
01:13:28I'm coming.
01:13:28I'm coming.
01:13:29I'm coming, baby.
01:13:30I'm coming.
01:13:32So clearly, you don't give a damn about me.
01:13:37And I know you don't give a damn about each other.
01:13:40But I think I do know what you care about.
01:13:47That's the cash.
01:13:48What?
01:13:49You monster!
01:13:49You are so stupid.
01:13:51No.
01:13:52Oh, I'm sure you want to know what Dad left you, right?
01:13:58Yes.
01:13:59I mean, outside of the stock options and cash and mountain properties, the possibilities
01:14:02are endless.
01:14:03And now they're gone.
01:14:05No!
01:14:06I can't watch.
01:14:07And this is all that's left.
01:14:10For you.
01:14:11But before we get into this, let me ask.
01:14:15Who here hasn't tried to kill me tonight?
01:14:20No one?
01:14:22Well, to be fair, um, I got someone to try and kill you because I couldn't actually do
01:14:28it myself.
01:14:30Well, thank you, Jessica.
01:14:31That's worth a few bullets.
01:14:32Such a kiss-ass.
01:14:33Fuck off!
01:14:34Hey, fuck you.
01:14:35Victor.
01:14:37Yes, brother.
01:14:38Come on, you're not serious.
01:14:46Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:14:47No!
01:14:48No!
01:14:50Eat.
01:14:51I would if I had hands and utensils.
01:14:55Oh, don't worry.
01:14:55I'll help you.
01:14:57Okay.
01:14:57There you go.
01:15:02Okay.
01:15:03Okay, whoa, whoa, okay, okay, go.
01:15:04Okay.
01:15:04Okay.
01:15:05Fine.
01:15:05Fine.
01:15:10Okay.
01:15:11Mm-hmm.
01:15:14Oh, yeah, there you go.
01:15:24Tell me it's good.
01:15:26So good.
01:15:27Serves you right.
01:15:30Jessica.
01:15:31Hmm?
01:15:33Jessica, you're next.
01:15:34What?
01:15:35No, no, no, no.
01:15:36No, Daniel, you can't do this, okay?
01:15:38This isn't fair.
01:15:39They're the real killers.
01:15:40Not fair.
01:15:41I'm sorry.
01:15:41Did you just say this is not fair?
01:15:45No.
01:15:47No, no, it's not fair?
01:15:48No, you didn't say it.
01:15:51What?
01:15:51Leave her alone.
01:15:52She's never been good at word problems.
01:15:56Leave her alone.
01:15:57Why should I leave any of you alone?
01:16:02Hey, dude.
01:16:02Huh?
01:16:03Hey, come on.
01:16:04You tried to murder me.
01:16:06Come on.
01:16:06That is super dangerous.
01:16:08All I wanted was a family.
01:16:10I just wanted to bring my family together.
01:16:12But could you give me that?
01:16:13No.
01:16:14And why?
01:16:15Why me?
01:16:15What the hell did I ever do to any of you?
01:16:19Nothing.
01:16:20I never saw you guys.
01:16:22And this is how you treat me?
01:16:24And worst of all, you put the woman that I love the most in life in danger.
01:16:30Did I tell you how much I like her, by the way?
01:16:31Yeah, she is one of the good ones.
01:16:33You know, Jessica and I were talking the other day.
01:16:34Like, she's a keeper.
01:16:35She's incredible.
01:16:36One of the good ones.
01:16:37Oh, that's so sweet.
01:16:38Thank you very much.
01:16:39Yeah.
01:16:39She's a keeper.
01:16:40Fuck you.
01:16:41Wait.
01:16:41No, no, no, no.
01:16:42No, no, no, no.
01:16:45Give me one good reason I shouldn't pour this whole thing in right now.
01:16:48Sure.
01:16:52I...
01:16:52Love you.
01:16:54Oh, that's a terrible reason.
01:16:55No, okay, okay.
01:16:56Fine, fine, fine, fine.
01:16:57I fucking hate you.
01:16:58That's better?
01:16:58Well, I love you, Daniel.
01:17:00I love you.
01:17:00Oh, that is rich.
01:17:02Oh, shut up, Mia!
01:17:04This is your fault.
01:17:05Fuck off!
01:17:05Fuck you!
01:17:08You guys can't even last two minutes, can you?
01:17:12I mean, Dad.
01:17:13Dad was right and he warned me about this.
01:17:16But I don't think that he knew how terrible you all actually were.
01:17:20So I'm gonna do exactly what he told me to do.
01:17:24What did he tell you to do?
01:17:25What are you doing?
01:17:26What are you...
01:17:27No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:17:27No!
01:17:28Don't do it!
01:17:31I'm gonna leave you.
01:17:36Hmm.
01:17:37Daniel?
01:17:37Daniel?
01:17:37So here you go.
01:17:44You wanted it, you take it.
01:17:48Because nothing I could do to you is as bad as what you're about to do to yourselves.
01:18:03Enjoy.
01:18:05You did this.
01:18:06Shut the fuck.
01:18:07Shut up.
01:18:08Daniel?
01:18:09Baby.
01:18:10Mm-mm.
01:18:11What the...
01:18:12Don't worry about him.
01:18:13Babe, are you okay?
01:18:14I'm okay.
01:18:14Is everything okay?
01:18:15Yes, yes.
01:18:15You already answered your phone.
01:18:16What is going on?
01:18:17Everything is okay.
01:18:19Let's go home.
01:18:21Where's your family?
01:18:22Emily?
01:18:23We'd love to see you in the dining room.
01:18:25No, no, no.
01:18:26Babe, I...
01:18:27Hey.
01:18:32Hi.
01:18:32Welcome back.
01:18:34Mm.
01:18:37Yeah, let's go.
01:18:41Aw, you suck as much as Daniel.
01:18:45Have fun with your loser boyfriend.
01:18:46You both suck.
01:18:47Oh, she's so gross.
01:18:51Oh.
01:18:54You are my father's best friend, too.
01:18:57He told me that.
01:19:04Even though you're kind of an asshole.
01:19:07I'm not kind of an asshole.
01:19:08Well, I am an asshole.
01:19:11Also, I'm...
01:19:12Just having a really, really shitty day.
01:19:25Lauren!
01:19:26Oh.
01:19:27Lauren!
01:19:27Lauren!
01:19:31So we're keeping that money, right?
01:19:33It's ours now.
01:19:34Hmm.
01:19:35They can tear themselves apart for the rest.
01:19:36Hey.
01:19:40Hey.
01:19:42You're enough.
01:19:44You've always been enough.
01:19:47And I'm so sorry it took all this crazy shit for me to figure that out.
01:19:53I get it.
01:19:55Always see the good in people.
01:19:57Yeah.
01:19:58Don't ever try that shit again.
01:20:00Never.
01:20:01Good.
01:20:01Hey, so are you going to call the cops?
01:20:08Yeah.
01:20:08Give them some time in there.
01:20:10Let them finish out the weekend.
01:20:12That's what Dad would have wanted.
01:20:14Man, this weekend has been fucked.
01:20:16Huh.
01:20:20Hey.
01:20:23Here.
01:20:25Uh, what is this for?
01:20:28Consider it your severance pay.
01:20:30Because I'm pretty sure you're fired.
01:20:32What?
01:20:34Thanks.
01:20:34What's that?
01:20:39This is a letter from my dad.
01:20:42Oh.
01:20:44Daniel, if you're reading this letter, congratulations.
01:20:49You survived the weekend and are now a very rich man.
01:20:54But you don't need my money to be rich.
01:20:58You could lose every cent and still be the richest man there.
01:21:10There's more to who you are and who loves you than your name or your blood.
01:21:21Blood is thicker than water.
01:21:24But so is a pile of shit.
01:21:27And I don't see you inviting that to your wedding.
01:21:31Think about it.
01:21:34Enjoy the money.
01:21:36Consider it a wedding gift.
01:21:38I'm sorry I won't be there to see you start your new life.
01:21:43But I don't need to see it to know it will be great, Dad.
01:21:49P.S.
01:21:50Don't worry about getting more than them.
01:21:52I'm leaving them the beach house.
01:21:55Stop touching my money!
01:21:56Get me the fuck out of here!
01:21:58Here you go, your highness!
01:21:59Ah!
01:22:00Oh, shit!
01:22:01Slow your phone, you fucking idiots!
01:22:03Ow!
01:22:04Whoa, you okay?
01:22:14I've had better days.
01:22:20Oh, no thanks.
01:22:22You keep it.
01:22:24You deserve it.
01:22:25You're a good kid.
01:22:30You know, maybe I did need this weekend.
01:22:32You needed your family to try to kill you.
01:22:34No, not that much.
01:22:36But to get my priorities straight.
01:22:42You weren't actually going to hurt them, were you?
01:22:43God, no.
01:22:44What kind of person do you think I am?
01:22:46Yeah.
01:22:46You were good in everyone.
01:23:07All the good in everyone
01:23:09Ooh, good in everyone
01:23:13You see the good in everyone
01:23:16You see the good in everyone
01:23:29I know my eyes, I can't give it up
01:23:32I know my mind, I can't give it up
01:23:36But I'm in no shape
01:23:38I gotta turn it off
01:23:39Just let it play
01:23:41The good in everyone
01:23:42Ooh, good in everyone
01:23:53You see the good in everyone
01:23:56You see the good in everyone
01:23:59You see the good in everyone
01:24:03Ooh, good in everyone
01:24:06Ooh, good in everyone
01:24:26You see the good in everyone
01:24:29Ooh, good in everyone
01:24:39You see the good in everyone
01:24:42Ooh, good in everyone
01:24:46You see the good in everyone
01:24:49Do the good in everyone
01:25:17Bags of money
01:25:18We rich. We rich. We rich. We that. We that pie
01:25:30Bags of money
01:25:31Bags of money
01:25:34We rich. We rich. I'm that bitch
01:25:45I'm a bitch.
01:25:46I'm a bitch.
01:25:51You there, bitch!
01:25:52Hey!
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