00:00The one and only head cheerleader, Francine, leading the greatest champion in ECW history,
00:14former three-time ECW Heavyweight Champion of the World, the franchise Shane Douglas
00:21to the ring.
00:22Shane Douglas coming off that oh-so-emotional match against Taz for the World Heavyweight
00:28title, hello, at House 4099, after which the fans that he has dogged for five years begs
00:39the franchise not to retire.
00:41New haircut, new tidal wave of fan support behind him, same old franchise.
01:01God bless him.
01:03Baby.
01:03Baby Joyce, what is it you want to see tonight?
01:17If you want it, ask for it.
01:20Tell him to show up.
01:21How bad do you want it, Detroit?
01:38Let me hear you.
01:40If you want him, tell him to show up.
01:43All right, Detroit, you win!
01:54Francine, go back, get Stiles, bring his ass out here.
01:58We're going to open up this week's show.
02:00Start f***ing naked.
02:03Who's we?
02:05I can't take my pants off.
02:07I mean, my mom and my wife and my grandma's watching.
02:16Oh, no.
02:17I've got a few things to say about the World Heavyweight title.
02:22The belt that I put on the map.
02:24Guys, I'm sporting a team.
02:25Tighten my suspenders.
02:27Hey, partner.
02:28World number one.
02:30Don't say you whore back here with the real man.
02:32Of all the cowardly...
02:42Sitch running interference, jumping on the franchise.
02:50Candido took a cheap shot.
02:52He took a cheap shot.
02:54Oh, my God.
02:55Oh, my God.
03:02Candido has attacked the franchise.
03:18What happened to the funny Chris Candido?
03:25The clown.
03:27Oh, my God.
03:29Come on.
03:29Oh, my God.
03:34The franchise is being brutalized.
