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00:00Look, I've already told you I stopped looking into this tea woman. Why won't you believe me?
00:04He'd written a name down and left it lying around for anyone to find.
00:08Hiya.
00:10Hey.
00:12Hi.
00:14So, are you gonna, er, get your washing out of the machine or are you gonna let it rot?
00:18I'll do it. I need to put a load on anyway.
00:20No. Lisa doesn't like anybody helping her, do you?
00:24Why don't you just go to work and give us all a break?
00:30Blimey. It was a bit harsh, wasn't it?
00:38This is all part of my master plan and I need you as my little minion.
00:46Er, Mr Jenkins called, did he?
00:52Yeah, that's why I put it on post-it note.
00:54And what do you want?
00:56He didn't say.
00:58You mean you didn't ask?
01:00Did his order go out on time, Michael?
01:03It's end of play today, Mrs Connor, I'm taking it.
01:05End of play is five.
01:06Yeah, well, we're aware.
01:07I've even rolled some of my hands, says on post-its.
01:10Yeah, well, way ahead of schedule, Mrs Connor.
01:12Oh, where have I heard that before?
01:14Where's this?
01:15Bogs.
01:16Izzy?
01:17Doctors.
01:18Right, I want all you lot glued to their machines until this gets done, all right?
01:22I'm working in the pub in a bit.
01:23Why?
01:24Well, because Glenda roted me on. Are you okay, Dick?
01:27Right, come on team, you heard the boss.
01:30Less bitching and more stitches.
01:32Just get on with it, Sally.
01:48So, what do you think?
01:49What the actual?
01:50Maybe they're coming for you, Sal.
01:55Have you been flashing your neighbours from your jacuzzi again?
01:58It's not a jacuzzi, actually, it's a hot tub.
02:01Well, what's the difference?
02:02Class, Michael, class.
02:06What the hell's that?
02:07I think it's a police car.
02:08Well, I didn't think it was a smoke alarm, did I?
02:10Connor, you need to get out of here.
02:12Me? What for?
02:14They wouldn't say.
02:15Right, come on, you need to go.
02:17Connor, Connor, please exit the building.
02:19Connor, Connor, please exit the building.
02:21You'd better go, Mrs Connor,
02:22or else they might storm the place.
02:24Oh!
02:25What's going on?
02:26What's going on?
02:28Wow.
02:35Ryan!
02:36Stop!
02:38In the labour.
02:41How exciting!
02:43What's going on?
02:45Oh, my God.
02:46Oh, my God.
02:47Carla Connor, you have the right not to remain silent?
02:52Because I've got just one question to ask you.
02:54You are...
03:04The most beautiful, courageous, confounding, complicated and infuriating woman I've ever met.
03:18And I couldn't love you more.
03:21Am I blushing?
03:22I feel like I'm a blushing.
03:28And you would make me the happiest woman on the planet
03:30if you would do me the great honour...
03:33of becoming my wife.
03:43If I say yeah, are you going to stop showing me up
03:45because I've got my reputation to think about, you know?
03:48Anna.
03:49What?
03:56Still not hearing an answer.
03:57Oh my goodness.
03:58What a nice face.
04:02Come here, you. I want us face to face for this.
04:10Yes.
04:11Yes.
04:12Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
04:18Yes.
04:22It's special.
04:27That was awesome.
04:28And there it is, my parents, huh?
04:40Okay.
04:41That was awesome.
04:42I love you!
04:56I don't believe it!
05:00You know, it really is amazing how much more detail I can pick out with these new glasses.
05:09Never mind your new improved vision. What about our news?
05:12Well, I couldn't be happier for you.
05:15Yeah. It wasn't the most romantic moment I had in mind, though.
05:18I mean, I thought I was going to get carted away.
05:20Well, you are. For life, wife.
05:22And a beta attempt.
05:24Weren't you worried, though, that you're going to get it done from Costello?
05:27You know, misuse of police property. All the loud halo and the car and stuff.
05:30No. No, I got his permission first.
05:33In fact, he seemed pleased that I was getting on with my life, you know, after Becky and that.
05:38It doesn't really matter how the proposal took place, merely that it did.
05:44Marriage to Hayley was by far the most significant and fulfilling part of my life, so I wish you both the same happiness.
05:53All right.
05:55Congratulations.
05:57Thanks.
05:58You do realise I'm going to need somebody to walk me down the aisle, and this is the third time of asking.
06:03Er, excuse me. What if I want to be the one to walk down the aisle?
06:06Oh, keep your air on. We can both walk down the aisle.
06:09You sound like a married couple already. You used to.
06:11Mm-hmm. Hey, we're going to the rovers after if you're interested.
06:14Oh, er, I see.
06:16Oh. Don't sound too enthusiastic, will you?
06:18No, I'm sorry. I seem to have slept badly on my back.
06:22Oh, have you? Sort of it.
06:24You heard they brought another one of them Radcliffs in? Logan's uncle.
06:28I don't care. I want to enjoy today, all right, with as few conspiracy theories as possible.
06:32Well, you might have information about Costello. Or Becky.
06:36You're as bad as Carla. She was like a dog with a bone when she went to see Logan,
06:40and all he did was gave her some dead-end lead about her Tia Wardley. It came to nothing.
06:44Eh?
06:45And that's causing up problems between the two of us, so just...
06:49You promised no work.
06:51Oh, no. Kit was just wishing us the best for the future. Isn't that right, Kit?
06:54Like I say, congrats. Though you might want to get changed if you're going to get levered to the rovers.
06:59Might bring that uniform into disrepute.
07:03Yeah, go on, Mrs.
07:05Hey!
07:06Mrs.
07:07That is not going to be just a figure of speech soon, is it?
07:10No.
07:11Go and get that off, then.
07:12Yeah.
07:13Bye.
07:14See you later.
07:17Hey, everybody! Drinks are on me, because guess what? We are getting married!
07:23On the other hand, she could look very material.
07:26Champagne.
07:27Champagne.
07:29So, I was trying to do the big romantic gesture, you know, in the garden yesterday, with little bubbles and music, and I was going to do homemade pizzas.
07:38Oh, how very mid-90s US rom-com.
07:41What happened? Kind of got derailed.
07:44Oh, it was David Platt next door banging on about the recycling again.
07:47I know. I thought Sally was going to be the troublemaker, you know, next door, but no.
07:51He's not that bad, is he?
07:52He is. He sticks his nose into absolutely everything. He's like a fun-sized Victor Meldrum, minus the fun.
07:59Hey! Congratulations, you two. Sorry, we couldn't help overhearing.
08:03Oh, it was hardly overhearing. She walked into the pub and announced it at the top of her voice.
08:07Aw, thanks, Sarah. Yeah, cheers, Sarah.
08:09Yeah, we were just talking about your David, actually.
08:11Oh, recycling again.
08:13Oh.
08:14Honestly, he's turning into Norris.
08:17I don't know if that is, but she's a victim, Andrew, so...
08:20Oh, you stop abandoning it.
08:21Oh, no. Slag him off all you want, I do.
08:24Sorry, I'm going to get back to work now. I'm a bit late, but, yeah, bless him.
08:28Just needed to have a little catch-up with Todd.
08:30Oh, my love.
08:31Oh, dear, are you trying to plug at my heartstrings?
08:34No.
08:35Well, it's wet.
08:36Go on, Sean. Pour them both gas and bubbles.
08:38Oh, come on there.
08:39Ooh, thank you very much.
08:41Aw, just called me a sentimental old fool.
08:43You're a sentimental old fool.
08:45You should lay down to the floor, eh?
08:47You know, you should be getting engaged more often, I reckon.
08:49I know.
08:50I should.
08:51Oh, Sarah, I'm really sorry that I was such a grouch this morning.
08:54See, I told you.
08:58Well, that was a risk.
09:00I thought you were going back to work.
09:01Well, she's that giddy.
09:02I think all bets are off.
09:04You can't expect me to celebrate one of my relationships in the toilet.
09:08It's free champagne.
09:09Shut up and drink.
09:12Are you all right, love?
09:13Do you want out to me?
09:14I'm actually waiting for Adam.
09:17Looks like it could get rowdy.
09:18Oh, it's lovely.
09:19Oh, it's lovely.
09:20Big romantic proposal at the factory.
09:23Hey, love, grand.
09:25As if you can find her.
09:27Hey, let me, let me see that again.
09:29Let me see it again.
09:30Let me see it again.
09:31Let me see it again.
09:32Well, is that real?
09:33Of course it's not.
09:34Are you doing all right?
09:35Are you doing all right?
09:37Feels like we've crashed somebody else's party.
09:39Yeah.
09:40So, the brunette is Carla.
09:41She owns this place and the local local factory across the way.
09:45Local Karen Brady, then.
09:46Only quite.
09:47And then the blonde is, well, her new fiancé, I guess, Lisa.
09:51What does she do?
09:52She is the local copper.
09:54Well, detective, actually.
09:55Very high up not to be messed with.
09:57Better watch me step, then.
09:58Yeah.
09:59Anybody else you need some information on?
10:02No.
10:03Only you.
10:04That was an open goal, innit?
10:09Well, great.
10:10Start without me, why don't you?
10:12Yeah, well, you had college.
10:13And it's not all about you.
10:15Mm-hmm.
10:16Harsh.
10:17Well, get used to it,
10:18because I'll have you know I've missed being a wicked step-mum.
10:21And, by the way, thank you for telling her about the proposal
10:24when I specifically asked you not to.
10:26Yeah, but if she hadn't, would today have happened at all?
10:28Exactly.
10:29It was all down to me,
10:30which is why I deserve a glass of champagne.
10:33Champagne, please.
10:34Er, I think you'll find you're only 17, young lady.
10:37And I think you'll find anyone over the age of 16
10:39can have a drink in a bar with food.
10:42You're not having food?
10:43And a packet of cheese and a new crisps, please.
10:54Oh, pancake.
10:56Right.
10:57Have you been sat here supping all afternoon
11:01while we've been slaving, trying to get that order out?
11:04Well, Carla insisted.
11:06Said she wanted to celebrate with her friends.
11:08She's been champagne all the way.
11:09What a day.
11:11Er, Mrs Connell, I just wanted you to know
11:14that we've finished the order.
11:15It's all done, so you can relax.
11:17Oh, I'm 100% relaxed as it is, so thank you, though.
11:20Kirk's already told me.
11:21I'm going to take the delivery now, Mrs Connell.
11:23We'll need time for end of play.
11:24Well done.
11:25Hey!
11:26Massive congratulations!
11:28Aw, I'm made up for you both.
11:31You used to travel fast round here, doesn't it?
11:32Oh, our Kirk texts me.
11:34And we are kind of family, aren't we, so?
11:35We're more than kind.
11:36We're brother and sister.
11:37I meant me and Carla, you dope!
11:39I can't believe I missed it.
11:41Me, love.
11:42Don't suppose any of you filmed it on your phones, did you?
11:44Oh, sorry.
11:45I was too busy enjoying the moment.
11:47Selfish.
11:48Aw, such a happy occasion.
11:50Yeah.
11:51Hey, I don't know if Carla mentioned, but, er, I have a lesbian daughter.
11:55Oh, good.
11:56Well, if we need any pointers, we know where to come, then, do we?
11:59Right, who's up for a glass of champagne?
12:01I've got the delivery to do.
12:02Yeah, I will, if there's one go in.
12:04Do you want one, Sally?
12:05Oh, yeah, I'd love one.
12:06Sean, get me a champagne glass, a clean one.
12:09They're all clean, Sally.
12:11Oh!
12:12Well, I have been like over here to marry the half a couple.
12:15These girls move back, don't they?
12:17Hey, no, I'm good to speak to Todd.
12:20Hogan Radcliffe.
12:21I've got his, er, prison number here, if you want.
12:25Segregation, how come?
12:30And can you tell me who was the last person to visit him?
12:36Oh, I only came in for a pint.
12:38Well, I'm loving the free shampoo.
12:39Mmm.
12:40You must be so excited about all this, Betsy.
12:44After all, two mums is better than one.
12:46Yeah, I've had two months before, so I'm aware.
12:48Yeah, but this time you get me into the bargain as well.
12:50And I've been thinking about this for a while, so I would like to be known henceforth as Uncle Rye Rye.
12:55Uncle Rye Rye.
12:56Oh, well, you'd be lucky.
12:57Don't cheeky Uncle Rye Rye.
12:59Well, he's not technically my uncle.
13:01Er, it's a mark of respect, young lady, alright?
13:03Come on, everyone, to Uncle Rye Rye.
13:04Uncle Rye Rye.
13:05Thank you, Rye Rye.
13:06That's it.
13:07Jesus!
13:08What's occurring over there?
13:10Carla and Lisa got engaged.
13:11Aww, love is in the air then, eh?
13:14Mmm, isn't it?
13:15I wish someone had breathed some of it my way.
13:18What's put that big silicone on your face?
13:20Or shouldn't I ask?
13:21Well, I took your advice and, er, I went to that dimension.
13:26Yep.
13:27Oh, I loved it!
13:29They're a bit, erm, you know, dated with the song choices, but, er, I'll trendy them up a bit in time.
13:35So, what did I tell you?
13:36Well, actually, it was Christina who changed me mind.
13:39Oh.
13:40Actually, she doesn't seem like the, er, choir girl type.
13:44No, she, er, she appealed to me vanity.
13:47Yeah, yeah.
13:48She said I'd be the most glamorous person there.
13:51And no one be old I was.
13:55I had all...
14:10I thought your shift had finished, Dizzy Green.
14:13I'm gonna say I'm a dedicated public servant.
14:16Hm.
14:17Well, off you pop.
14:18I don't want to be accused of overworking my officers.
14:21Sir?
14:22Yeah, because my Sophie, she says the best thing about being a lesbian is being able to go bra shopping together.
14:29Yeah, there is a particular highlight.
14:30Hey, one of the shops we supplied us a deal on bras for lesbian couples.
14:32Do they?
14:33Yeah.
14:34Do they?
14:35Yeah.
14:36Yeah.
14:37Yeah.
14:38Do they?
14:39Yeah.
14:40Yeah.
14:41She's got four boobs for the price of two.
15:12Yeah.
15:13Yeah.
15:14Yeah.
15:15Manny is already uncomfortably close together.
15:16Will you love it, Uncle Ryan?
15:17Get out!
15:18Get out!
15:19I need to be getting off anyway.
15:21Come on, sit down, Roy.
15:22Listen, thanks for the drinks, guys.
15:24It's all your time and congratulations to you.
15:26Yeah.
15:27Don't forget our invites, right?
15:28Of course they won't.
15:29You've found way.
15:30Does anyone want a packet of crisps?
15:31I'm going to go to the bar.
15:32All right.
15:33I'll have a drink.
15:34I'll just get myself an orange juice.
15:39Right.
15:40Never mind, O.J.
15:41Roy have a chamfers.
15:42We're celebrating.
15:43Oh!
15:44You all right?
15:45My back.
15:46Oh, Betsy.
15:47Oh, gosh.
15:52Sorry.
15:53Tuticles.
15:54Don't be lying.
15:55What?
15:56It's obviously...
15:57Carla visits the next day.
15:58He's beating up on segregation.
16:00So?
16:01So, do you not think the timing's a bit suspicious to you?
16:04As soon as Carla visits, he's been moved.
16:09What if it's Costello who has Logan moved?
16:12What if he's involved in all this corruption?
16:14He could be the one driving this, Lisa.
16:18Now, let's discuss it tomorrow and compare notes.
16:20I can't do anything now, can I?
16:22I've had that much champagne, my head's spinning.
16:24Mm-hmm.
16:25No, there's something in this.
16:27I know it.
16:30I think I'll go home and lie the floor.
16:33Oh, sounds like a great night.
16:35Hard surfaces can help back up.
16:38Is it still bad?
16:39I'm afraid it is.
16:41Well, let me help you.
16:42It was my fault.
16:43No, no, no, no.
16:44I'd already pulled it.
16:45You just made it worse.
16:47Oh, honest as ever.
16:48But I'll be back.
16:49What?
16:50No, better say it's not like that.
16:53Listen, why don't we call it a day, eh?
16:55I do with putting on my comfies.
16:57Hey!
16:58Just because you've hooked me, you know, you can't just let it all go.
17:02Right, I am going to pick up a few bottles from the Cornish shop.
17:05Oh, yeah, go right.
17:06Brilliant.
17:07Always thinking.
17:08Good idea.
17:09All right.
17:10Mm-hmm.
17:11All right.
17:12Winding down already, eh?
17:13Yeah, I know.
17:14Oh, Sean, thanks for today.
17:16It's been so nice celebrating with everybody.
17:18My pleasure.
17:19Yeah.
17:21Bender, cheers.
17:23It's been a gorgeous day.
17:24Thanks, Bob.
17:25Aw, I'll see you tomorrow and congratulations again.
17:28Yeah.
17:29Aw, thank you.
17:30Hey, what a kit one.
17:31Oh, nothing.
17:32It was just boring work stuff.
17:34That man just doesn't know when to take a hint.
17:37No.
17:40Just listen.
17:43DC Green's been sniffing around.
17:46He's got Tia Wadley's name from someone.
17:49Found him online earlier searching her name alongside Radcliffe's.
17:56Don't worry.
17:57It's in hand.
17:58I've got a feeling D.S. Swain's been whispering in his ear.
18:03She's gonna be too close for comfort.
18:08No.
18:09It's okay.
18:11I'll deal with Swain myself.
18:14You happy?
18:16I couldn't be happier.
18:18You?
18:19Oh, yeah, same.
18:21Gonna have a journey, though, innit?
18:24Yeah, but it's the destination that counts.
18:29And we got that, my love.
18:31We did.
18:32Yeah.
18:34With you by my side.
18:36We are indestructible!
18:41Oh, dear, Kylie.
18:43We love you, too.
18:45We love you.
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