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05:22Je pense qu'on a un deal, mon ami.
05:28Oh, merde !
05:29C'est bon, c'est de là, c'est de là !
05:52I poked my head out of the gutter for one freaking second and fate shovels shit in my face.
05:58Go get some sleep.
06:00What are you going to do?
06:01I'll drop by your office tomorrow and we can start sorting this mess out.
06:11Come here, Mark.
06:22We interrupted programming with a message from the State Department.
06:43All bridges and some...
06:45What is this?
06:50Please, run away and shut your mouth.
06:52Yes, sir.
06:57I got an ace of cards coming out of the race.
07:04It's a fiesta round and it's short of rain.
07:08This is a night full and you're better than to give.
07:11I don't think it's about you waiting to be had.
07:15You think I'm here to go, you're a mess.
07:17You got a lovely big cat.
07:19I don't think I'm coming.
07:20You got a lovely big cat.
07:21I don't think I'm coming.
07:22You got a lovely big cat.
07:24You got a lovely big cat.
07:25I don't think I'm coming.
08:26Look, Sonny, we were set up. The deal was an ambush. Harry and Lee were dead.
08:30You better be kidding me, Tommy! Tell me you still got the money.
08:34No, Sonny. I don't have the money.
08:37That was my money, Tommy! My money!
08:40You better not be screwing me, Tommy, because you know I'm not a man to be screwed with.
08:47Wait, Sonny. You have my personal assurance that I'm going to get you your money back.
08:51And the drugs. And I'm going to mail you the dicks of those responsible.
08:54Hey, I already know that. You're not a fool, Tommy, but I warn you.
08:57Neither am I.
08:59If it was anybody else, you'd be dead already.
09:02But because it's you, because we got history, I'm going to let you handle this.
09:07Look, Sonny. You got my word.
09:09Don't be in touch.
09:10Don't be in touch.
09:40Don't be in touch.
10:10Hey, you're a big smash. I'm going for an infinity, yeah.
10:17If you think I'll sit around as the world is found,
10:20I'll be effective like a fool, because in case of you, I die.
10:24Go get some sleep, he says.
10:36I have been sitting in this chair all night with the lights off, drinking coffee.
10:42This is a disaster.
10:44This is a disaster. We are so screwed, man.
10:47These gorillas, listen to me, are going to come down here and rip my head off.
10:50It's ridiculous. I did not go to law school for this.
10:54Okay, now what the hell are we going to do?
10:57Shut up. Sit down. Relax. I'll tell you what we're going to do.
11:02You're going to find out who took our cocaine, and then I'm going to kill them.
11:08Oh, that's a good idea.
11:10That's a great idea. Let me think, let me think, let me think.
11:13Oh, there's this retired colonel, Colonel Juan Garcia Cortez.
11:18He's the one that helped me set up this deal well away from Vice City's established thugs, okay?
11:22Now listen, he's holding his party out in the bay on his expensive yacht,
11:26and all of Vice City's big players are going to be there, okay?
11:29I have an invite. Of course I have an invite.
11:31But there's no way that I'm going out there, sticking my head out the door.
11:34No way, not the head.
11:35I told you, shut up. I'll go myself.
11:37Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
11:39Hey, I like 1978, too, but, you know, this isn't going to be a beer at strippers, too.
11:43I mean, no offense, but I think that you might turn heads on the runway for the wrong reasons.
11:47What's wrong with the way I'm dressed?
11:48Okay, look, here. Stop by Raphael's. Tell him I sent you.
11:52He'll make you look respectable.
11:54Okay, go. Come on.
11:59Who's that guy think he is? Now I've got to dress like a chump as well as hang out with him?
12:02I like this shirt.
12:29V-Rock till you drop. God, I never get tired of that one.
12:49Hey, did you hear that BJ is going to be coming back to play for the Mambas?
12:53That is unbelievable.
12:54You know, I've only been in Vice City a few months.
13:09Hmm, nice bike.
13:11They are in town right now.
13:24I love that he is in town.
13:25Whatever.
13:26I flunk school because I'm hardcore.
13:27Here we go again, sit on the right side of town.
13:35Where the cheese is like candy, but you know the guys who look like clown.
13:42Yeah, here's what I'm going to do.
13:44I'm going to change something, something big.
13:47You move my day, you asshole!
14:05Watch it, pal.
14:10It's a disaster. That's what it is.
14:14What's wrong with you people?
14:16Don't feel too bad. It happens to me.
14:18You having a laugh?
14:25Done with the show.
14:27Remember, call now.
14:28Please, we need your money.
14:30Urgently.
14:31Thanks, guys.
14:32Hello, ladies and gentlemen,
14:34and welcome back to Pressing Issues on BCPR.
14:37That's Vice City Public Radio.
14:39Radio which gives the public exactly what they want.
14:42High-quality educational programming about serious topics.
14:45Buenas noches.
14:46I understand you are here on the behalf of Mr. Rosenberg.
14:50I hope any recent problems have not affected his health or mental well-being, Mr. Rosenberg.
14:55Buenas noches.
15:11I understand you are here on the behalf of Mr. Rosenberg.
15:16I hope any recent problems have not affected his health or mental well-being, Mr....
15:20Bersetti.
15:22He's just got a touch of agoraphobia.
15:25Excellent, excellent.
15:26And you?
15:27I just want my merchandise.
15:29Ah.
15:30It's an unfortunate set of circumstances for all involved.
15:33Of course, I have initiated my own lines of inquiry, but such a delicate matter will take time.
15:39Perhaps we'll talk later.
15:41Meanwhile, let me introduce you to my daughter.
15:43Mr. Ennis!
15:44Karamia, could you look after our guest while I attend to my necessary obligations?
15:50Of course, Daddy.
15:52Please, excuse me.
15:54Mercedes?
15:55You try living with her.
15:57Anyway, let me point out some of our more distinguished guests.
16:01That's our Congressman Alex Shrubb with rising silicone star, Candy Sacks.
16:06And have you met my lovely wife, Laura?
16:08No?
16:09Well, unfortunately, she's in Alabama.
16:11This is Candy.
16:12And over there, we have the Vice City Mamba star titan, PJ.
16:16Always the charmer.
16:18I blacked down on him.
16:19And then I put him in a wheelchair.
16:22That is good.
16:23Well, now, I'm looking at some prime music.
16:25And that poolside amphibian is Jez Torrent, lead singer with Lovefest.
16:29Lovefest.
16:30Can I tell yous?
16:31Do you know how they play ping-pong in Thailand?
16:34Let me tell yous.
16:35It does not involve a paddle, if you know I am.
16:38Impotent.
16:39And the chatty trio, that sleeping sweat gland, is Papa's right-hand gimp, Gonzales.
16:45And the other two are Pastor Richards and pseudo-intellectual film director Steve Scott.
16:50This is a role that throws a passion with the noobfo invaders when the giant shark comes in and just bites their dicks off.
16:56Now, you never saw anything like that before.
16:58Colonel!
16:59Your party deserves a triumph.
17:02I can only apologize.
17:05Well, de nada, amigo.
17:07How do we find you?
17:09Our business is very tried.
17:11Barbarians at the gate.
17:13A time for rewarding one's friends and liquidating one's enemies, amigo.
17:18Who's the loudmouth?
17:19Ricardo Diaz.
17:20He's Mr. Coe.
17:22Mercedes!
17:23Oh, I was just taking my friend back into town.
17:26Another time, Ricardo!
17:28Ricardo, let's go over here.
17:29Let's get out of here.
17:30Actually, take me to the pole position.
17:32Drinks.
17:33Would you be working for my father?
17:35Maybe.
17:36Do you mind me resting my hand in your lap?
17:37Maybe.
17:38Maybe.
17:39It's so difficult having a rich and powerful father.
17:43Vamos!
17:44Wave 103!
17:45You are attention.
17:46I cannot speak my possession.
17:47Unopened at the feet.
17:48The baddest one.
17:49I am at the gate.
17:50I am at the gate.
17:51We are at the gate.
17:52I am at the gate.
17:53I am at the gate.
17:54I am at the gate.
17:55Peut-être.
17:57C'est donc difficile avoir un grand et puissant père.
18:01Vamos !
18:03Wave 103 !
18:05C'est parti !
18:35C'est parti !
19:05C'est parti !
19:35Ah ! I got it !
19:36Okay, there's this slimy, some music industry slimeball.
19:39Goes by the name of Kent Paul.
19:41Anyway, he's got his nose so far up most of Vice City's ass
19:44that if anybody knows the whereabouts of 20 keys of coke,
19:47it's this guy, all right ?
19:49He's always at the Malibu.
19:50I'll go pay him a visit.
19:52Take it easy now.
19:54Take it easy now.
19:55Take it easy now.
19:56I got it.
19:57I do not want to go down, but I'm not going to go down.
20:00You can do it.
20:01I'm not going to go down.
20:03Hopefully, I'll go down.
20:05Bye.
20:06Bye.
20:07I got it.
20:08Bye.
20:09C'est parti.
20:39C'est parti.
21:09C'est parti.
21:39C'est parti.
21:41C'est parti.
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23:43Oh, way to go, tough guy.
23:46Beat him to a pulp.
23:48That should make him real chatty.
23:50You want some, too?
23:51Hey, chill.
23:52I want what you want, brother.
23:54Oh, yeah?
23:55And what's that?
23:56You're green, and my dead brother's white lady.
24:00Unfortunately, you just silenced our lead.
24:02Accidents happen.
24:03Get lost.
24:04Hey, hey, whoa.
24:06No need to go all long range on my ass.
24:09The way I see it, we two hombres in a strange town.
24:12We need to watch each other's back.
24:15My back's just fine, brother.
24:17You sure about that?
24:18Yeah, take this.
24:20Follow me.
24:27This way!
24:42One thing you've got to realize about this town, you've got to pack some heat.
24:58The local gun shop's a couple of blocks away.
25:00Whether you've gone all that long or only for four minutes, you better get that shriveled up thing away from me.
25:28You're so bad.
25:30B-b-b-b-b.
25:30105.
25:31105.
25:31105.
25:33G-g-g-g-gig-gig.
25:35Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
25:38Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
25:41That's the sound I love.
25:42Lots of people sales in a funny, happy way.
25:46It's entirely legal thanks to a loophole, the FDA.
25:49Whether you're at a family reunion or hanging out before the show, have some giggle cream with everything.
25:55It'll make you talk real low.
