- 6 weeks ago
sweet Romcom english drama set in Paris with alot of Emily's adventure.
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00:00My name is Mark.
00:12Mon nom est Mark.
00:16I cannot speak French.
00:19Je ne parle pas français.
00:22Could you please say that again?
00:25S'il vous plaît, pourriez-vous répéter?
00:27Please slow down a little bit.
00:30Veuillez ralentir.
00:32Veuillez parler un peu plus lentement.
00:34Oh, jeez.
01:02I did it again.
01:03I'm really so sorry.
01:04Emily, do you want to live in my apartment?
01:07Come on.
01:07I mean, even you have to admit that the floor number here makes absolutely no sense.
01:11You are very wet.
01:13What?
01:13Oh, yeah.
01:16I just ran five miles, but I don't really know what that is in kilometers.
01:20Can I get you a glass of water?
01:21It's a long way to the fifth floor.
01:23I have to get to work, but I promise I won't bang on your door again.
01:27No problem.
01:29Bang anytime.
01:32You're funny.
01:33You're funny.
01:34I don't like it.
01:35I love you.
01:36Oh.
02:06I am, I am, I am.
02:08You are, you are, you are, you are me.
02:10Like you are, you are, you are, you are punk.
02:12I am, I am, I am, I am that.
02:15I am, I am, I am, I am, I am that.
02:21Bonjour la plouk!
02:26I think I like you.
02:31French is such a funny language.
02:36Why is it la plouc and not le plouc?
02:40I guess it depends on the plouc you're referring to.
02:43Look, I know that you all aren't that happy to have me here.
02:46And my French could use some work.
02:49A little bit.
02:49Okay, it's basically married.
02:51But I have some ideas about marketing Delore that I would like to share with you.
02:56Delore.
02:59Delore.
03:00Delore.
03:00Delore.
03:02Delore.
03:04Delore.
03:05Delore.
03:06Delore.
03:06Delore.
03:07Delore.
03:08I don't think that's the account for you.
03:10I studied the marketing plan before I got to Paris.
03:13It's weak.
03:15Oh, how so?
03:16You're piggybacking off the ad campaign.
03:18Very little social engagement.
03:20I know you're about to launch and you're keeping me out of the loop.
03:23True.
03:24The party is tonight.
03:25Tonight?
03:27Were you going to tell me this never?
03:29Listen, I don't agree with your approach.
03:33You want everything to be everywhere, accessible to everyone.
03:38You want to open doors.
03:40I want to close doors.
03:41We work with very exclusive brands and they require mystery and you have no mystery.
03:51You're very, very obvious.
03:53Maybe I am.
03:59But I do understand what it means to be on the outside looking in.
04:03I have a perspective that you will never understand because no, I'm not sophisticated or French and I don't know how to look like you.
04:10That slouchy, sexy, je ne sais quoi thing.
04:12But I am the customer that wants it and you're not because you've already got it and you don't even know how you did it.
04:20So you want to go to this party?
04:25Bien sûr.
04:27Fine.
04:28Be there at eight.
04:29Wonderful.
04:31Any tips on what to wear?
04:34Not that.
04:34Oh, there you are.
05:01Stop eating.
05:02Why are you eating?
05:03I'm sorry, it's just so good and I'm so hungry.
05:06Well, have a cigarette.
05:07I don't smoke.
05:08Of course you don't.
05:09Well, they will kill you.
05:12Bonsoir.
05:13Oh, Paul.
05:15It's all right.
05:16Good job.
05:17It's all right?
05:18Emily.
05:19What a metamorphosis.
05:20Very beautiful.
05:20Oh, merci.
05:22Emily has just arrived from America.
05:24Oh, Antoine Lambert and my wife Catherine.
05:28Enchantée.
05:28Enchantée here as well.
05:30Antoine, of course, owns Maison Laveau and he's the best nose in France.
05:34Well, it's, it's very symmetrical.
05:39Not literally my nose.
05:40A nose is what we call a perfumer.
05:42The one who composes the scent.
05:45Emily, unfortunately, does not speak French.
05:48And why do you come to Paris?
05:50Oh, to bring an American perspective on things from a marketing point of view.
05:53And how do things look from that point of view?
05:55I think you have an amazing, sexy product that could practically induce pregnancy in older women.
05:59I mean, it's part of the reason why I'm here.
06:01Sorry.
06:04Never mind.
06:05Sorry.
06:05It's a long story.
06:06Please.
06:08I'm curious.
06:08Well, I do think we can do much more on social.
06:11Last year at my company, we marketed a vaccine to help combat the chikungunya virus.
06:16And saturated the web with such gorgeous content, we were actually responsible for increasing tourism in the Virgin Islands by 30%.
06:22If you googled tropical beach vacation, paradise, or even topless beach selfies, you were directed to our product.
06:28Oh, and the best thing is, we can track everything.
06:32Who views what, when, where, and for how long.
06:34What is she saying?
06:35Juliette from Marie-Claire is waiting to talk to you.
06:40Please.
06:41Interesting ideas.
06:43It's nice to meet you.
06:47Are you crazy?
06:49You don't talk about work at a party.
06:51He asked me.
06:52Well, then you changed the subject.
06:54We're at a soirée, not a conference call.
06:57Oh, my God.
07:05How are you enjoying Paris?
07:14I love it.
07:15I mean, who wouldn't, right?
07:18I'm sorry if I was talking too much about work.
07:20Sometimes I just get a little over-enthusiastic, and I know it's a party.
07:26Cheers.
07:27Something.
07:27You're not wearing the perfume.
07:33Not yet.
07:33I'm sorry.
07:34Yeah.
07:37Try a little here.
07:40And right here.
07:50Suits you.
07:53Smells really good.
07:54I'm just not usually a perfume girl.
07:58And why not?
07:59It's like wearing beautiful lingerie.
08:02Makes you feel more confident, sexier, happier.
08:06And, of course, with the right chemistry, it can be an aphrodisiac.
08:09I will keep all of that in mind for our marketing materials.
08:13User experience is key.
08:14Mm-hmm.
08:16And how do you experience it?
08:17What does it smell like to you?
08:19Gardinia.
08:22Mm-hmm.
08:23Leather.
08:25Musk.
08:27And a little bit like sweat.
08:29Although that's probably me.
08:30It's like wearing poetry.
08:33Genial.
08:35I love it.
08:36Like wearing poetry.
08:38Exactly.
08:40Perhaps you wear it and see how you feel?
08:42And how other men feel around you?
08:45Or are there women, as you please?
08:47Are I usually please men?
08:49I prefer.
08:51I usually prefer men.
08:53Well, then, you need to find yourself a nice French boyfriend.
08:57That's the best way to learn the language.
09:00In bed.
09:00I have a boyfriend in Chicago.
09:04We're basically engaged to be engaged.
09:06He's coming here soon.
09:07I'm not sure that's going to help with your French.
09:11I'm very happy to have an American on my team.
09:13We will learn from each other.
09:21Expensive sex.
09:24Excuse me?
09:25That's what it smells like to me.
09:27Expensive sex.
09:28Well, better than a cheap date.
09:35I look forward to working with you.
09:38And to get to know you.
09:40Emily.
09:40Emily.
09:58Bonjour, Julien.
10:06Hey.
10:08Very successful party last night.
10:10Antoine was impressed with you.
10:11He would like you to work on the account.
10:13Really?
10:14Yeah.
10:14That's great.
10:15I thought maybe I was too enthusiastic.
10:17Oh, I would love the help on the account, but we discussed that Emily was going to work
10:23on Vagia Jeune.
10:24Yeah.
10:24Uh, what's Vagia Jeune?
10:26Uh, suppositoire, so that the vagina can become mouillée.
10:30I'm sorry?
10:31Suppositories to promote vaginal wetness in older women.
10:33Because the weather in the vagina, when the lady is older...
10:37Isn't so mouillée anymore.
10:39I, I get it.
10:40Mouillée.
10:41Très bien.
10:42So you learnt a new word.
10:43So, Emily will work on this for now?
10:45Oui.
10:46Oui.
10:46It's an important product.
10:48A necessity.
10:49So first, you start with the necessities, and then you move to the luxuries.
10:53Yeah, exactement.
10:54And your experience is with pharmaceuticals, so this makes total sense.
10:58Of course.
11:00Good.
11:01Good.
11:01Oh, also, I think perhaps last night you were a little too friendly with Antoine.
11:10What?
11:11No.
11:12He seemed very friendly with you.
11:15I think he was just being French.
11:17And you find him attractive?
11:19Yes.
11:20No.
11:21No.
11:21He's married.
11:23I met his wife.
11:24Hmm.
11:24So you do find him attractive.
11:25He's a client.
11:27A married client.
11:28Exactement.
11:29And his wife is very nice and a very good friend of mine.
11:34I will send you all the materials for Vacher Jeune.
11:46Something you should know.
11:49Sylvie is Antoine's mistress.
11:51Yes.
11:51Thanks.
11:56Bye.
12:07Bye.
12:09Bye.
12:09Bye.
12:10Bye.
12:15Bye.
12:19Ha.
12:19Bye.
12:19Bye.
12:19Bye.
12:20You never flirt with another woman in front of your mistress.
12:33It's worse than doing it in front of your wife.
12:35They were in the same room, to be precise.
12:37Oh, then they probably know each other.
12:39I'm sure they're friends.
12:40Really?
12:41You think Antoine's wife knows about his affair with Sylvie?
12:43Of course.
12:44I'm sure she approves.
12:46Why?
12:47Nobody wants to have to have sex with the same person forever.
12:49I bet she has a lover, too.
12:52Okay, my head is just completely spinning.
12:54They're all in it together?
12:57I think it's probably tolerated more than discussed.
13:01But I don't get it.
13:02What's the point of being married if you're just going to cheat on your spouse?
13:05Uh, maybe after you're married for 20 years, you might feel differently.
13:09I mean, the French are romantics, but they're also realists.
13:12Oh, cute alert.
13:14How do you know about this place?
13:15I live right down there, and every time I pass by, it's packed.
13:17Oh, bon appetit.
13:19Sante.
13:21Sante.
13:22So, what brought you to Paris?
13:25At first, business school.
13:27My father insisted.
13:28He's used to getting his way.
13:30He's the zipper king of China.
13:33The zipper king?
13:34Yes.
13:34And also many other kinds of fasteners.
13:37He's got the world by the balls.
13:39Literally.
13:39And, um, well, it's his dream to have his only child, me, take over the family business.
13:47Well, what's your dream?
13:48Just anything but that.
13:50But ever since I was a child, I was obsessed with the idea of living in Paris.
13:55Um, so I enrolled in school here and dropped out.
13:59I'm used to getting my way, too.
14:01I see.
14:02So that's why you became a nanny.
14:03Yes, because when my father found out, he cut me off.
14:07Oh.
14:08I'm sorry.
14:09That's harsh.
14:09No.
14:10No, no, no.
14:10It's wonderful.
14:11I mean, I'd much rather have my freedom.
14:13Otherwise, I'd be living a very predictable life in China.
14:18You know, it's funny.
14:19I grew up with nannies, and now I am one.
14:21Well, I'm very glad you're here.
14:25Ugh.
14:25This steak isn't cooked at all.
14:27Um, excuse me, pardon, monsieur?
14:31Uh, I ordered this medium, and it's still kind of bloody.
14:34I'll amourer some steak.
14:36You crie, s'il vous plaît.
14:37Uh, yeah, what she said.
14:43Yeah, just make sure to never order the re-devo.
14:45What's that?
14:46Price with you?
14:47No.
14:48See, that's what I thought.
14:49I think it's brains or balls, but it tastes like ass.
14:53Mmm.
14:54The chef tells me the steak is correct.
14:58Um, well, correct for him, but not correct for me.
15:02I suggest you try it.
15:04Uh, maybe you suggest he cook it longer?
15:06Yeah, I'll take yours.
15:07No, no, no.
15:08Come on.
15:08The customer is always right.
15:10No, here, the customer is never right.
15:12Well, maybe I'll educate the chef a little bit about customer service.
15:17You think you're going to change the entire French culture by sending back a steak?
15:21Yeah.
15:23Gabrielle.
15:24Emily.
15:27Mindy.
15:28You're the chef here?
15:29Oui.
15:30Is there a problem?
15:32No.
15:33No.
15:34I love it.
15:34Everything is perfect.
15:36You haven't touched it?
15:37You know, I'd be happy to burn it for you, but promise me you'll try it first.
15:41Yeah, try his meat, Emily.
15:53Mmm.
15:54Mmm.
15:55Mmm.
15:56It's surprisingly tender.
15:58Tender.
15:59See?
15:59I knew you'd like it if you gave it a chance.
16:02Bon appetit, ladies.
16:04Bon appetit.
16:06Bon appetit.
16:08Him.
16:08Yeah.
16:09I've been expecting you.
16:17Thank you so much.
16:19I've been expecting you.
16:23I'm taking some more.
16:27Ooh.
16:28I've been expecting you.
16:39I'm taking some more.
16:41Hey, you must be at the airport by now.
16:52I packed.
16:54I took a week off of work.
16:56And then I thought, what am I going to do there all day?
17:00What?
17:01I don't know.
17:03See the sights?
17:04I mean, Paris is kind of famous for its sights.
17:07Yeah, alone.
17:08While you're working.
17:10Well, our lunches are pretty extensive here.
17:13I mean, I could spend three hours with you in the Louvre in the afternoon and no one would
17:16miss me.
17:19Wait, is this about the Cubs?
17:21No.
17:23Because we can watch the playoffs in a sling box.
17:25You won't have to miss a game.
17:27That's not what this is about.
17:30Well, what is this about?
17:32I don't know how to do long distance.
17:36Well, you start by getting on a flight.
17:40I thought we had figured this all out.
17:42No.
17:43You had this figured out.
17:44And I'm sorry if I don't fit into your spreadsheet, but I like our life in Chicago.
17:51This is Paris!
17:52Paris!
17:53Paris!
17:56Wait, are you not, like, coming here ever?
18:02I think you should come home.
18:05Or what?
18:08We're over?
18:12I can't believe this.
18:14You know what?
18:15You can keep your precious air miles and spend it on some away game and stay in Chicago for
18:20the rest of your life because this city is filled with love and romance and light and
18:27beauty and passion and sex, which are clearly things that mean nothing to you.
18:32Whoa, whoa.
18:33Wait, I'm sorry.
18:34Are you still there?
18:34I think I lost you.
18:36I don't...
18:36Yeah.
18:38You did.
18:39Wait, wait.
18:40Emily, wait.
18:42Emily.
18:42No, I'm done waiting.
18:44I gotta go.
18:45Tell us a little bit of quarantine and home.
19:00Let's go.
19:05I'm trying that way, again and again, there's no time we're givin' up with it.
19:32Hello, Emily.
19:34Hello.
19:55Young vagina.
19:59I guess everyone wants one.
20:01The irony of menopause.
20:04Just when you have the time to really explore your mature, adventurous, sensual self, the vagina goes on strike.
20:15Are you kidding me?
20:31Why is the vagina masculine?
20:33Pardon?
20:34Why is it le vagin and not la vagin?
20:37Oh, you mean le vagin?
20:38Oh, I don't know.
20:39It just is.
20:40Maybe it's because it's something a woman owns and a man possesses.
20:44Your language is seriously effed up.
20:45I don't know.
20:46I don't know.
20:47I don't know.
20:48It just is.
20:49I don't know.
20:50Maybe it's because it's something a woman owns and a man possesses.
20:54I don't know.
20:55I don't know.
20:56I don't know.
20:57I don't know.
20:58You know?
20:59I don't know.
21:00I don't know.
21:01I don't know.
21:02This was a big mistake. I should never have come here.
21:25No, it's good you came. Better than wasting another minute on a man who won't leave Chicago.
21:30I feel like Alice through the looking glass. It's like up is down. I'll never learn the language or understand anything here.
21:37Do you realize the city is laid out in circles? Like they deliberately designed it to confuse us.
21:42It's an illogical culture, but it's a beautiful one too. Better to just let it wash over you.
21:47Yeah, but that's just it. I'm worried I might drown. Maybe I'm just not cut out for this city. You know, I thought it was going to be an adventure.
21:55And it is. Maybe an even better one than you imagined.
22:00I just never pictured myself here alone. You're not alone. You have a friend here now.
22:09Paris is the most exciting city in the world, and you never know what's going to happen next.
22:15Laurent!
22:20Little shit.
22:22You'll be fine.
22:24You'll be fine.
22:25Madame Macron.
22:37Madame Macron.
22:38Madame Macron.
22:40Madame Macron.
22:41Madame Macron.
22:42On c'est le Bunga, Bunga, Bangkok ou Bogota,
22:46le Quai Rouge à Qatar, Gustavilla.
22:49On c'est le Bunga, Bunga, Sokolou, Monaco.
22:54Bon ben voilà , c'est la fin.
22:56Franchement, vous allez me manquer.
22:57Arrête.
22:58Tu vas nous oublier dès que tu mets un pied dans le fusée.
23:00Vendue et abandonnée, voilà ce qu'on est.
23:02Tu sais, rien ne va changer.
23:03Ouh, la fille.
23:06Quoi, la fille, elle est si mauvaise que ça ?
23:09Elle est fatigante.
23:10Au moins, elle est canon.
23:12Pardon, mais...
23:13Franchement, ça aurait pu être pire.
23:14Non, moi, je la trouve bien.
23:15À toi, un chèque, ça suffit.
23:18Non, mais...
23:19Tout de suite.
23:22Oh, putain.
23:24Quoi ?
23:25J'ai un message du président de Vaga Jeune.
23:27Brigitte Macron vient de poster sur son compte Twitter
23:30un truc sur leurs produits.
23:31Quoi ?
23:32Et ça vient du compte Instagram d'Emilie.
23:34Oh, waouh.
23:34Hein ?
23:35Brigitte Macron ?
23:36Brigitte Macron.
23:38Le client est aux hanches.
23:39Le vagin n'est pas masculin.
23:41Ah, ça, c'est certain.
23:50Oh, my God.
23:54Emily !
23:55Emily !
23:56Come join us.
23:57Come.
23:58I'm standing in this room.
23:59Please.
24:00I guess you saw the post.
24:01Yeah.
24:02Emily, you have made my last day here quite memorable.
24:17I'm so glad.
24:18Yeah, well done, Emily.
24:19Well, I guess a new chapter at Savoie has begun.
24:20Thank you, Sylvie.
24:21I'm really looking forward to working with you.
24:22To our very own American Vaga Jeune.
24:23To our Vaga Jeune.
24:24To our Vaga Jeune.
24:27I'm really looking forward to working with you.
24:29To our very own American Vaja Jeune.
24:33To our Vaja Jeune.
24:34To our Vaja Jeune.
24:35To our Vaja Jeune.
24:57To our Vaja Jeune.
25:27To our Vaja Jeune.
25:57To our Vaja Jeune.
26:27To our Vaja Jeune.
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