- il y a 3 semaines
Good Bones (2016) is a popular home renovation and real estate TV series that follows a mother-daughter duo as they revitalize houses in Indianapolis. With creativity, teamwork, and a focus on community, the show highlights the process of turning old properties into beautiful, functional homes. Starring Karen Laine and Mina Starsiak Hawk, Good Bones has become a favorite among audiences who enjoy design, renovation, and inspiring home transformations.
Good Bones, Good Bones 2016, Good Bones TV show, Good Bones full episodes, Good Bones HGTV, Good Bones Karen Laine, Good Bones Mina Starsiak, Good Bones mother daughter, Good Bones house renovation, home renovation series, Indianapolis homes, property makeover, home improvement, design and renovation, HGTV home show, real estate renovation, Good Bones season 1, Good Bones episodes, house flipping show, popular HGTV series, American home renovation, inspiring home makeover
Good Bones, Good Bones 2016, Good Bones TV show, Good Bones full episodes, Good Bones HGTV, Good Bones Karen Laine, Good Bones Mina Starsiak, Good Bones mother daughter, Good Bones house renovation, home renovation series, Indianapolis homes, property makeover, home improvement, design and renovation, HGTV home show, real estate renovation, Good Bones season 1, Good Bones episodes, house flipping show, popular HGTV series, American home renovation, inspiring home makeover
Catégorie
🦄
Art et designTranscription
00:05:37le V.I.P. Lounge, vous savez ce que 6% de 300 millions d'euros est ?
00:05:43C'est pile de money, c'est le pot à l'end de la rainbow,
00:05:47c'est birds dans les trees et mackerel-crowded-se.
00:05:50Qui ?
00:05:51Yates.
00:05:52Mais...
00:05:53...sailing à Byzantium, oui, Billy Yates.
00:05:56Et avant que vous connaissez,
00:05:59...
00:06:00...
00:06:01...
00:06:06...
00:06:08...
00:06:09...
00:06:10...
00:06:36Hmm, mysterious.
00:06:38I like that.
00:06:40Do you have a boyfriend?
00:06:46Where are you from?
00:06:48Chicago.
00:06:50Where's your family from?
00:06:52The land of the brush-your-teeth people.
00:06:56Have I lost you already, Mr. Wilson?
00:06:58What if I sell Tilden Head?
00:07:00Oh, shit.
00:07:02My uncle said that Tilden Head is up for option.
00:07:04Oh, splendid.
00:07:06The Wilson family reads the newspaper.
00:07:09Tilden Head,
00:07:11the biggest deal of this season.
00:07:15And guess what?
00:07:16It is none of your fucking business.
00:07:19It is none of your fucking business.
00:07:22You three are prepified, pedicured fishermen.
00:07:27Half your job is going to be here in this office
00:07:30watching me land the big fish.
00:07:33And where do the big fish swim?
00:07:36Out there.
00:07:38On the golf courses.
00:07:40In the spas.
00:07:42Fingering their nannies.
00:07:44Well, your job is to find them and bring them to me.
00:07:48Now, the rich like parties, don't they?
00:07:52And we like the rich.
00:07:54So, what does that mean?
00:07:57Anyone?
00:07:58Logic?
00:07:59We are alcoholic sycophants.
00:08:02And?
00:08:03I believe it was Justice Scalia who coined the term-
00:08:09Oh, stuff it!
00:08:11Memorial Day of the Jackals, huh?
00:08:14You don't get to complain to me.
00:08:16You don't get to complain to me.
00:08:17You know I don't want to be here, Pop.
00:08:19Fair enough.
00:08:20And the boys.
00:08:22Semper Fi.
00:08:24Brothers of the fire fight.
00:08:26Sons of the fire flies.
00:08:29Flight of the slumber bees.
00:08:35Good one.
00:08:37Well, if it isn't the competition!
00:08:40Hey, Charlie, I conjured you.
00:08:42Did you see that, Danny?
00:08:44I said fumbleduck and he alighted.
00:08:46Oh, how is the old head wound, huh?
00:08:48How's the old birth defect?
00:08:52Oh, let me introduce you to my summer baby associates.
00:08:56They were a little babier, I think you'd say, than last summer.
00:09:00Idiot children, I'd like you to meet the O'Briens.
00:09:03This is their last summer.
00:09:06And nothing I cared.
00:09:08And all my sky-blue trades,
00:09:10That time allows in all his tuneful turnings,
00:09:13So few in such mourning songs.
00:09:16Before the children, green and golden,
00:09:18Follow him out of grace.
00:09:20A grace among the Philistines!
00:09:23A clair, actually.
00:09:24What is this?
00:09:25A joke or a game or something?
00:09:27I've got one.
00:09:29Knock, knock.
00:09:30Who's there?
00:09:31Justin.
00:09:32Justin who?
00:09:33Just in time to bust your ass.
00:09:36He substitutes crudity for virility.
00:09:40It's verbal priapism.
00:09:42Let's go, Dad.
00:09:44Good idea, Danny.
00:09:45Have a little drinky-poo for Sloppy Joe here.
00:09:52That is him.
00:09:53What's the chuchu?
00:09:54Five is fifty.
00:09:55That mark there ruins every bottling plant in Mexico.
00:09:59Take notes, guys, while I go land the season's first deal.
00:10:02You got a little something in your teeth.
00:10:04Here?
00:10:05Yes, right on the...
00:10:06Yep.
00:10:07You don't have anything in your teeth.
00:10:09Hey there, how are you?
00:10:12Do I know you?
00:10:13Danny O'Brien.
00:10:14Nice to meet you.
00:10:15I heard you were King of Pop south of the border,
00:10:17But I don't know your name.
00:10:18I'm Harold Philbert.
00:10:19How are you?
00:10:20I'm terrific.
00:10:21Thanks for asking.
00:10:22Good, good.
00:10:23I'm gonna be straight with you.
00:10:24I'm the top agent over at Bryan Realty.
00:10:25Oh, Danny, I'm not in the market for...
00:10:27But listen, you got, say, John Wayne, right?
00:10:29Married Audrey Hepburn.
00:10:30Yeah.
00:10:31Commissioned Frank Lloyd Wright to build a little classic chateau
00:10:33in the Rocky Mountains.
00:10:34Hmm.
00:10:35Then you move that little cottage down to a private beach.
00:10:37I like this.
00:10:38Huh.
00:10:39You're painting quite a picture, Danny.
00:10:40So, uh, where is this place?
00:10:42Sagaponic.
00:10:44Excuse me.
00:10:48Oh.
00:10:49Hey.
00:10:50Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:51Your pants are high.
00:10:52Hi.
00:10:53Hey, uh, what's going on?
00:10:54Oh, look, her shoes match.
00:10:55Yours are a little dirty, though.
00:10:56Yeah.
00:10:57Oh, look how shirts match.
00:10:58See?
00:10:59They do, don't they?
00:11:00And they're not dirty.
00:11:01Not yet.
00:11:02Oh.
00:11:03No.
00:11:04I think that could be a sign.
00:11:05I think so, too.
00:11:06Is one of these yours?
00:11:07Uh, that's her right over there.
00:11:08Ah.
00:11:09Better music over there.
00:11:11Snot, August.
00:11:12Oh, yeah.
00:11:13Maybe you'll have better luck selling them something.
00:11:15You shouldn't say Sagaponic.
00:11:20What?
00:11:21You should say Georgica adjacent.
00:11:25Audrey Hepburn would never say Sag.
00:11:27And you were doing so well with that aw shucks regular guy thing.
00:11:32Huh.
00:11:33Danny O'Brien.
00:11:35Claire Logan.
00:11:36You seem to know an awful lot about local real estate, Claire Logan.
00:11:40I'm gonna be a top agent when I grow up.
00:11:43So, what are you now?
00:11:46So far, I'm more of an undiscovered painter.
00:11:50What about you?
00:11:52Uh, well, I've spent most of my life staying out of local real estate.
00:11:58And so far, I'm an undiscovered ballerina.
00:12:02Good one.
00:12:04But why avoid real estate?
00:12:06Well, the problem with Georgica adjacent, Miss Top Agent, is that once you say adjacent,
00:12:12you might as well call the dump a local golf course in progress.
00:12:15You can call the toilet a private pond.
00:12:17Little slips have a way of piling up into complete bullshit.
00:12:21I think everyone in the game knows that the truth is flexible, Danny.
00:12:25I don't think it's a game.
00:12:27Wow.
00:12:28You are so close to doofy.
00:12:31It's, uh, it's kinda sweet.
00:12:34So, what do you think about this old Tilden Head deal?
00:12:38May I show you something?
00:12:43See that big dark thing looming over there?
00:12:46That's Tilden Head.
00:12:48I know.
00:12:49You see the, uh, the light over here?
00:12:53It's like the Gatsby watched.
00:12:55East Egg.
00:12:57Is this the actual spot?
00:12:59Technically, no.
00:13:02The truth is flexible, right?
00:13:05Good one.
00:13:09This is truly my favorite place in the world.
00:13:12Well then, thank you for sharing it with me.
00:13:19So, Dylan Thomas and, uh, Fitzgerald, huh?
00:13:22Yeah.
00:13:23The Easter Bunny and the Toothberry shopped at the bookstore.
00:13:27So now I mostly just watch TV.
00:13:30Rebel.
00:13:31Yeah.
00:13:32Hey, Danny!
00:13:34You wanna do a boing boing, dude?
00:13:36Natives are jobless.
00:13:39Not now, Hoonie!
00:13:40Not now!
00:13:41Alright.
00:13:42Whatever.
00:13:43You don't wanna do a boing boing?
00:13:47Not on the first date.
00:13:49Besides, I don't wanna give away any O'Brien family secrets, not to the enemy.
00:13:53Anyways, I got a showing early in the morning.
00:13:56Hmm.
00:13:57There's that scout's honor.
00:13:59Go get him.
00:14:01You won't find better beachfront.
00:14:03I mean, take a look out that window.
00:14:05That's your dock.
00:14:06Right there.
00:14:07Four millions of steel here.
00:14:09And the water here is deep enough for my inner cruiser.
00:14:11If it isn't deep enough already, we'll motor a dredger out here and we can clear it out for you.
00:14:15Hey!
00:14:16We got ultra-cooled side-by-sides.
00:14:19We got Cougar Ranges professional gas tops.
00:14:22We got Greco-Roman marble.
00:14:24Everything.
00:14:25And I can keep my chipmunks in here.
00:14:27Right.
00:14:28They'll love it.
00:14:29I mean, have you ever seen such ambient light?
00:14:31I love ambient light.
00:14:32Me too.
00:14:34Come on, let me show you something.
00:14:37He's very nice.
00:14:39He's very nice.
00:14:40Get ready for the architect design master bedroom?
00:14:43No, wait.
00:14:44Let's see the pool first.
00:14:46Actually, there's no pool.
00:14:49What did we say?
00:14:51Why are we here?
00:14:53No pool.
00:14:54Wait a second, honey.
00:14:55But we could put one in, right?
00:14:57The problem is you can't really dig in this area.
00:15:00The water tables at like five feet, your liner would crack every winter.
00:15:02And I need a pool.
00:15:04You can get a really excellent above-ground pool with-
00:15:07No pool.
00:15:08No boat.
00:15:09No, wait a second, baby.
00:15:12Nice work, buddy.
00:15:15Honey?
00:15:22Let me tell you what I would do.
00:15:24If this were my house, I'm thinking this.
00:15:27I'm thinking we'd stick an Olympic-sized pool right there.
00:15:30Get a clear sight line towards the ocean.
00:15:32You know, very Riviera-style.
00:15:34You guys been to the Riviera?
00:15:35Yeah.
00:15:36Do we do that or do a lot to do that?
00:15:37Do a lot to do that?
00:15:38What?
00:15:39You mean like split Social Security?
00:15:41Am I right?
00:15:42Good one.
00:15:43Come on, I'll show you the back.
00:15:44Let's go.
00:15:45Money is money.
00:15:47You believe that and you can have everything.
00:15:51Come on, ladies.
00:15:52Milk me of knowledge.
00:15:53This water's making me totally wet.
00:15:55Okay.
00:15:56That's a little on the nose, don't you think?
00:15:58Try sounding like you don't really realize what you're saying.
00:16:03I have a rear-entry Mercedes.
00:16:06Sex and money, but you can't quite put your finger on it.
00:16:10I love that.
00:16:11That's a sweet ascot.
00:16:13Do you want to go for a Rolex in the hay?
00:16:15Ooh, okay.
00:16:17Yeah?
00:16:18You're so nice.
00:16:20Um, I actually use Dior.
00:16:23Does this coaching stuff actually work?
00:16:25Oh, for sure.
00:16:26Rich guys are just like regular guys.
00:16:28You just have to let them think that they're in charge.
00:16:30That's cool.
00:16:31I'm so into rich guys.
00:16:33But what if he wants a prenup?
00:16:34You don't sign a prenup.
00:16:37So like, who do you think this summer?
00:16:39Any of the guys that are on the board at any of the museums?
00:16:42Or like, my ex-husband used to give to the orphans.
00:16:46And that like, totally worked out too.
00:16:51Um, I just, I just want to check.
00:16:53Should it be burning like this?
00:16:54Yes, it should.
00:16:55It's exfoliating and the chocolate is tanning you.
00:16:59I am so sorry I keep coming out of this.
00:17:03See ladies, I'm really not coming out of anything.
00:17:07But, it will hold their attention all night long.
00:17:26Hey!
00:17:27Ahoy, real estate team!
00:17:29Oh, we're actually just closing up.
00:17:31Yeah, but I just saw a killer house on Dune Lane I gotta get into.
00:17:34Like, right now.
00:17:35Can you hook me up?
00:17:36Hey, are you, uh...
00:17:37O'Brien Realty?
00:17:39Uh, no, I'm Danny O'Brien.
00:17:41Okay.
00:17:42Uh, well Danny O'Brien, hook me up, alright?
00:17:45I'll make it worth your while.
00:17:50Alright.
00:17:51I better drive.
00:17:52Alright.
00:17:54Walker.
00:17:55Is that a first name?
00:17:56Or...
00:17:57Big or better.
00:17:58What?
00:17:59I like this truck.
00:18:00Thanks.
00:18:01So, what do you do?
00:18:02No, Danny.
00:18:03Where are you from?
00:18:05Excuse me?
00:18:06What do you do?
00:18:07That's the first question of the bourgeoisie.
00:18:08The wealthy recoil from that question.
00:18:11Where are you from?
00:18:12That gets you rolling a lot better.
00:18:14Thanks.
00:18:15Yeah.
00:18:16So, where are you from?
00:18:17Well, Danny, I'm a professor.
00:18:19I've developed a methodology of integrated ambition.
00:18:22A methodology of integrated ambition.
00:18:23A methodology of integrated ambition.
00:18:25A methodology of integrated ambition.
00:18:28Uh, integrated, like, healthy and balanced?
00:18:31Mmm.
00:18:32Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.
00:18:33Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.
00:18:34Yes, sir.
00:18:35Hoo-ah!
00:18:36You drive like a rabid dog.
00:18:40I got you these.
00:18:41It's gonna bring them to your office, but this is better.
00:18:42Local beach flowers.
00:18:43Audrey Hepburn would probably toss some trade into the trash.
00:18:44You stole my flowers.
00:19:08I love them.
00:19:13Hey, you going to the movies tonight?
00:19:16Okay.
00:19:17Your car or mine?
00:19:19Mmm, mine.
00:19:33How you doing, Danny?
00:19:34Hey.
00:19:35So here's a challenge for you.
00:19:37Yeah?
00:19:38Forget about love for ten years.
00:19:41Done.
00:19:42All right.
00:19:43You want to get rich?
00:19:44You want to marry a hottie and pop out little Danny O'Brien's?
00:19:48Yeah.
00:19:49Dedicate ten solid years of your life to your career.
00:19:52No friends.
00:19:53No family.
00:19:54You want sex?
00:19:55You hire it.
00:19:56You just put your nose to the grindstone for ten years.
00:19:58By the time you're 35, you're filthy rich.
00:20:00And then you turn around, you pick the best, the brightest, the most beautiful woman you can find.
00:20:07In those top shelf women's sport, they need the money.
00:20:10I don't care what they say.
00:20:11Doesn't sound very integrated.
00:20:14And besides, can somebody act like a jerk for ten years and not actually become a jerk?
00:20:19The pursuit of money makes someone a jerk?
00:20:22No, I mean, you know, the pursuit of jerks better make me and my dad some money this summer, you know?
00:20:30What do you think about the house?
00:20:36Oh yeah, I'll take it.
00:20:38Are you kidding?
00:20:41Do I look kidding?
00:20:44I mean, it's the 13 million...
00:20:46It's a big decision.
00:20:47Ah, it's an investment.
00:20:48Speaking of big though, I got a big dealio at the end of the summer.
00:20:51If this works out, maybe you and I can do that together.
00:20:54All right?
00:20:55So Danny, you ever heard of the information economy?
00:20:58Uh, yeah, the information economy is a theoretical construct.
00:21:02It locates post-manufacturing errors.
00:21:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:05Well, knowledge is power.
00:21:07So we understand each other.
00:21:08Yeah, I think.
00:21:10Hooah!
00:21:23Well, so that was the first movie you ever saw at the theater.
00:21:26Gangs of New York.
00:21:29Geez, like the cartoon?
00:21:31No, like the premiere, actually.
00:21:34I was eight.
00:21:35And I got so scared that I fell asleep.
00:21:37And then Daniel had to...
00:21:41Who's Daniel?
00:21:42Like your little brother?
00:21:43No, no, he's just a friend.
00:21:45No, he's just a friend.
00:21:50Young love at the cinema.
00:21:56Uh-oh.
00:22:00Oh my goodness.
00:22:01Oh my goodness.
00:22:18Oh, my goodness.
00:22:31Oh, my goodness.
00:22:33What got into you?
00:22:35What do you mean?
00:22:37I mean,
00:22:39I thought you were really cute
00:22:40and that we would have this long flirtation
00:22:43and then we'd make out at some bonfire.
00:22:45But then you would start to act like a frat boy,
00:22:49so I would be like,
00:22:50he's not for me, you feel like.
00:22:53And I'd probably pawn you off on one of my girlfriends
00:22:56who I didn't even really like that much to begin with
00:22:58because she was so self-absorbed.
00:23:00And you two would hook up
00:23:01and kill two birds with one stone
00:23:03and then I'd go to my easel
00:23:06and I'd paint something really intense.
00:23:10Hmm.
00:23:12What's your girlfriend look like?
00:23:15Seriously.
00:23:15You seem different.
00:23:18Well, seriously, then,
00:23:19when am I going to get to see the rest of your paintings?
00:23:21Are you going to answer the question?
00:23:23What got into me?
00:23:27I don't know.
00:23:27I get this feeling sometimes
00:23:29with the summer people.
00:23:32I don't know if it's the money or the cars or the perfume,
00:23:34but it makes me feel different.
00:23:37It's like...
00:23:38It does that to everyone.
00:23:41Yeah, but today I had a $13 million sale.
00:23:44Oh, my God.
00:23:45Why didn't you tell me?
00:23:47I don't know.
00:23:47I just...
00:23:48I just wanted to go on a date.
00:23:49I didn't want to talk about it.
00:23:51And, you know, I swear, like, I wasn't thinking about it,
00:23:52but I was still...
00:23:53I don't know, I was still feeling it.
00:23:54It made me feel...
00:23:56Bigger.
00:23:57I guess.
00:24:02So how long were you fishing this guy?
00:24:06I wasn't.
00:24:06Just today.
00:24:09Wow.
00:24:09Who is he?
00:24:11I don't know.
00:24:12It was, uh, some guy named Walker.
00:24:14He wouldn't even tell me what he does.
00:24:17Walker owns a decent chunk of Walker Pharmaceuticals.
00:24:20Walker, bigger, better.
00:24:25He told me right off, I'm an idiot.
00:24:28Well, then it works for you.
00:24:32So how did you sell him?
00:24:34I didn't.
00:24:35I don't sell people.
00:24:38I mean, that's the whole problem.
00:24:39Look, if I had a methodology of integrated ambition,
00:24:41I wouldn't even be here right now.
00:24:42Uh, what?
00:24:43And why not?
00:24:44But I want to be here.
00:24:46I like being here.
00:24:47Why?
00:24:52Why?
00:24:53Yeah, why?
00:24:56Uh, well...
00:24:57Because...
00:24:59You look right at me when you're laughing.
00:25:03Because you're nice to my dad.
00:25:06Because he...
00:25:08I don't know, you seem smart.
00:25:10Experienced, in some way.
00:25:12Good way.
00:25:15Does that make sense?
00:25:16Yeah.
00:25:17What about me?
00:25:22I was teasing you before about being a dork,
00:25:24but the truth is that it gets me a little bit silly.
00:25:29The way you talk to me, like,
00:25:31you're actually listening to what I have to say.
00:25:34Makes me feel like you actually like me.
00:25:38Isn't that sort of a given?
00:25:40You'd be surprised.
00:25:41Then may I also point out, since you failed to mention my...
00:25:48chiseled ab...
00:25:49I knew it.
00:25:52A shark in dolphin's clothing.
00:25:54Oh, no.
00:25:55I don't sell.
00:25:56That's not a sell.
00:25:57You want to see a sell?
00:25:58I'll sell you.
00:25:59Sorry.
00:25:59Oh, my goodness.
00:26:02Oh, my goodness.
00:26:02Dad, what are you doing?
00:26:21Dad, what...
00:26:23It's funny, sometimes Charlie Schuyler yanking my chain,
00:26:30going around telling people I'm old-fashioned, I'm a kook.
00:26:33Poetry's for drunks and Europeans.
00:26:36What did he do, Dad?
00:26:37He couldn't even let us have one big sale,
00:26:39your sale to Walker.
00:26:40He bollocksed it somehow.
00:26:42He knew it would keep us afloat.
00:26:44Not even fair competition.
00:26:47Slow down.
00:26:48What...
00:26:48What happened?
00:26:49Charlie found another buyer.
00:26:51Foster Cabot's got contracts over at the bank
00:26:54saying the sale was made this morning.
00:26:56Cabot's got the paperwork.
00:26:58Superlative's got the sale.
00:27:05Yo, spark it up, Danny dude.
00:27:07Have you seen the smoker?
00:27:08That smoke sucker.
00:27:10Check out my Clean Air Act.
00:27:11Now how much would you pay?
00:27:13Uh, Hoony...
00:27:14Uh, actually, Danny, can I talk to you about something?
00:27:18Hoony, look!
00:27:28Foster Cabot Nosepicker III.
00:27:30Hey, Danny.
00:27:33I made a good sale yesterday, Schuyler.
00:27:35You and Cabot are cheating!
00:27:37Cheating?
00:27:38Oh, Danny.
00:27:40Now, d-d-don't be a sore loser.
00:27:43You know, one of the things that I've always liked about you
00:27:45is that you've made last place look rather romantic
00:27:50in a potato famine sort of way.
00:27:56Mr. Wilson.
00:27:57Yeah?
00:27:58Please remove this detritus
00:27:59and take those documents over to Judge Milken.
00:28:01You got it, Chief.
00:28:02You have the zoning commissioner in your pocket, too?
00:28:04I'll tell you what I've got in my pocket, Danny.
00:28:12I've got balls.
00:28:15I've got brass balls.
00:28:18Something you know nothing about.
00:28:19And I'll come back.
00:28:33I'll be baggage handler.
00:28:37Wash your mouth, Slick.
00:28:38and the home of the brave.
00:28:49Woo-hoo!
00:28:49Ah!
00:28:50Ladies and gentlemen,
00:28:51welcome to the 66th annual Artist and Writer's Celebrity
00:28:55Softball Game here in East Hampton at Herrick Park.
00:28:59We're thrilled that you're here this year.
00:29:01We hope you have a great time.
00:29:03Don't forget, buy your raffles.
00:29:06Dang!
00:29:07Ha!
00:29:07You clam-digging knacker!
00:29:08What are you doing here?
00:29:09Don't call people names, nose-picker.
00:29:12Tell me, what does trust mean?
00:29:14What does trust mean?
00:29:16What do you do at Propriety Trust Bank?
00:29:18I manage large-cap portfolios
00:29:20and disperse limited-access guardian or estate trusts.
00:29:24Ooh!
00:29:24You pass allowances out to zillionaires.
00:29:28Something like that.
00:29:30So you know a lot about their finances?
00:29:32Ha!
00:29:33I know everything, old boy.
00:29:36Fully for you.
00:29:37So I'm gonna need the name of one of your clients.
00:29:40Someone who'd be willing to buy a house.
00:29:42Like today.
00:29:45I'm in the game now, old boy.
00:29:47It's my turn.
00:29:48Give me a name.
00:29:49Jamie?
00:29:49No, see, that's my name.
00:29:50I need the name of one of your clients.
00:29:51Someone who's fiduciary trust you must not breach.
00:29:54How long has Skyler been paying you to give him-
00:29:57No!
00:29:58Wait!
00:30:00Uh...
00:30:01Melissa.
00:30:04Melissa Devonshire.
00:30:05But what you gotta understand is-
00:30:07I'll be so high, so high, so high, so delicious.
00:30:15Yeah, I'll be so high, so high, so delicious.
00:30:24If this were a boat, this would be called the poop deck.
00:30:29Do I know you?
00:30:30I'm sorry, Melissa.
00:30:31It's Danny O'Brien.
00:30:32Vodka Violator with Splash of Gin.
00:30:34That's my drink.
00:30:35Come on up here.
00:30:38Sweet party.
00:30:39Thank you.
00:30:40Have you ever played Drink or Swim?
00:30:43Uh, no.
00:30:43Hey, everybody!
00:30:45Show me your poop deck!
00:30:46Show me your poop deck!
00:30:52This is a sweet party.
00:30:54I know, but don't cry because this is a sweet house, too.
00:30:59What?
00:31:00Yeah, just so you know, this house is actually in your name.
00:31:02It's a tax credit for something.
00:31:03You own it.
00:31:04What?
00:31:05You're very beautiful.
00:31:06Thank you.
00:31:07I'm secretly engaged.
00:31:08I know Topher, right?
00:31:09Yes, Topher.
00:31:10Yeah, he seems like a great guy.
00:31:11I know, totally.
00:31:12And he's beautiful and you're beautiful.
00:31:13And if you guys want to be together, you should be together.
00:31:15Whatever your stupid parents say.
00:31:16Right?
00:31:17And like, Amagansett and like a totally cozy storybook cottage down on the beach.
00:31:19Like a state-of-the-art recording studio in the basement.
00:31:20Yes!
00:31:21What?
00:31:22Topher is a singer-songwriter.
00:31:23Really?
00:31:24Really.
00:31:25He doesn't mean to steal the deal.
00:31:26What's your matter?
00:31:27Can I put your tongue?
00:31:28Give Melissa your tongue hat.
00:31:29I think that, listen, this listing just came on the market, so...
00:31:31Quick thinking!
00:31:32Get back!
00:31:33I don't know.
00:31:34I don't know.
00:31:35I don't know.
00:31:36I don't know.
00:31:37I don't know.
00:31:38I don't know.
00:31:39I don't know.
00:31:40I don't know.
00:31:41I don't know.
00:31:42I don't know.
00:31:43I don't know.
00:31:44I don't know.
00:31:45I think you can get violated.
00:31:46I think that...
00:31:47Woo!
00:31:48Listen, this house just came on the market, so...
00:31:50Mm-hmm.
00:31:51And what we...
00:31:52Stop.
00:31:53What?
00:31:54We're not right.
00:31:55This isn't right.
00:31:57Why would you do that?
00:32:01Don't burn!
00:32:03Don't burn!
00:32:04Don't burn!
00:32:05Don't burn!
00:32:06Don't burn!
00:32:08Don't burn!
00:32:09Don't burn!
00:32:10Don't burn!
00:32:11Don't burn!
00:32:12Don't burn!
00:32:13Don't burn!
00:32:14Don't burn!
00:32:15Don't burn on one team!
00:32:18It was a three million dollar cottage.
00:32:20Oh, so you had no problem selling a three million dollar house to an 18 year old girl,
00:32:26but you drew the line at tongue.
00:32:28License my roving hands and let them go.
00:32:31Before, behind, between, above, below.
00:32:34Oh, my America, my newfound land!
00:32:36How blessed am I in this discovering being.
00:32:39Who?
00:32:40Oh, this is good. My father with better breasts.
00:32:44Don't be crude. John Donne would have sold that little girl a bridge.
00:32:47And he was a clergyman.
00:32:49Oh.
00:32:53Relax, Danny. I'm teasing you.
00:32:55I mean, it's not like you slept with her and then disappeared and never called or stopped by.
00:33:02Are you faking an ice cream headache right now?
00:33:06No, um, I wanted to, um...
00:33:09Wow.
00:33:09Wow. You really can't lie, can you?
00:33:13Just admit it. You didn't call me because you thought that I told Skylar about your beach house deal with Walker.
00:33:19Right?
00:33:20Yes.
00:33:21I'm not a cheater.
00:33:23Good.
00:33:25I'm there this summer because I have to be. I don't want to be a superlative.
00:33:29Well, consider yourself an honorary O'Brien. Come work with us.
00:33:33I'll have to be ungrateful, Joe, but I think I want to see you guys win a few games before I sign on to the team.
00:33:39Oh, it's not a game.
00:33:43Then all the more reason.
00:33:44Oh, tough too.
00:33:46Girlie, if you can dance, my quest is at an end.
00:33:49Sometimes you want the whole picnic basket, something to get you excited.
00:33:58Sometimes you want the whole picnic basket, something to get you excited.
00:34:11Sometimes it's good to have a screw top, but one thing is for sure, if it doesn't get you excited, it's not.
00:34:17Incentives.
00:34:18That's beautiful.
00:34:19Wonderful.
00:34:21Absolutely tremendous.
00:34:22The line in screw cap, though.
00:34:24I like screw top.
00:34:26Well, I'm partial to screw top myself.
00:34:28You like wine, Danny?
00:34:33Yes, sir.
00:34:35You like feet?
00:34:38Yeah.
00:34:38You cannot have good wine without big feet.
00:34:43No, sir.
00:34:45Stomping.
00:34:45Am I right, Kelly?
00:34:47You have a good aroma about you, Danny.
00:34:50An early hint of crisp green.
00:34:53Thanks.
00:34:54How's your finish?
00:34:56My...
00:34:56It's one thing I hate.
00:34:58It's wine that smells good, has good color, starts out full, but then fades and leaves a tinny aura.
00:35:06Yes, sir.
00:35:09I'll get straight to the point, then.
00:35:10Foster Cabot suggests I talk to you about buying some retail storefront down in Southampton.
00:35:15Retail?
00:35:16Do I look like a shop owner?
00:35:20No.
00:35:20No, sir.
00:35:21But, you know, commercial property can be used to hide assets from your ex-wives.
00:35:25I take very good care of my ex-wives.
00:35:28And from your current wife.
00:35:30What?
00:35:31Danny.
00:35:31Danny.
00:35:31Screw this.
00:35:38Well, screw you, Hugh.
00:35:44Danny.
00:35:46Weak finish.
00:35:48Bad aura.
00:35:51Amityville aura.
00:35:52Definitely.
00:35:53All right, I have a long one here.
00:36:01You can walk straight in line and need a playwright.
00:36:03I do.
00:36:04All right.
00:36:04Exactly.
00:36:06All right.
00:36:08Danny.
00:36:11I'm going to do that.
00:36:11You show me how to take it away.
00:36:13Okay, but don't touch.
00:36:14Amityville what?
00:36:17Amityville aura.
00:36:19But he didn't laugh.
00:36:20No.
00:36:22He was pissed.
00:36:24He was a dick.
00:36:26But everybody was right.
00:36:26I was too hungry.
00:36:27You know, I started talking.
00:36:28I love this game.
00:36:29You know, this game used to be British.
00:36:30Aye!
00:36:31Sophie, you silly.
00:36:32Get it the bull.
00:36:35I started talking money too soon.
00:36:37I mean, basically every sale, I'm either too soft or I'm too hard.
00:36:39The sticky wicket.
00:36:42Never mind.
00:36:43I don't know.
00:36:44All I'm trying to do is buy a house here.
00:36:47And to tell you the truth, so far, I'm not really that satisfied, but I like you.
00:36:53So the lesson for today is this.
00:36:55Life is like croquet.
00:36:59Want to be the ball?
00:37:02What?
00:37:04No, be a man, man.
00:37:06Swing the mallet hard.
00:37:07Right?
00:37:07There's no nobility in failure.
00:37:09Look, our balls are touching.
00:37:23You little shit!
00:37:25Hoo-ah!
00:37:26Hoo-ah!
00:37:27I'm sorry.
00:37:28I love your work.
00:37:32Unbelievable!
00:37:33Isn't that what they say?
00:37:34Unbelievable!
00:37:35Unbelievable!
00:37:37What's the score?
00:37:38So he was a dick.
00:37:42Forget about it.
00:37:44Yeah, but do you ever think how many of the things that, you know, we think are so delicious
00:37:47or beautiful or noble are really covered with somebody else's toe jam?
00:37:52Haggis.
00:37:54Spam, spam, spam, spam, and haggis.
00:37:56And all of, like, the truly, you know, innovative people, the ones that actually cure brain cancer
00:38:01or something, you know, they're the people that aren't afraid to take their shoes off and
00:38:04just, I don't know, stomp a few obsolete rules.
00:38:07You've been hanging out with Walker again?
00:38:12I can't talk about that.
00:38:14What?
00:38:17Let's not talk shop.
00:38:19You really don't trust me?
00:38:22I don't know.
00:38:22What's Skylar been up to?
00:38:24I mean, what's his whole plan with this Tilden head thing?
00:38:26I don't know yet.
00:38:27Well, so you don't trust me.
00:38:28I wouldn't be here if I didn't trust you.
00:38:35But, I mean, even you said you wanted to see me win a few games, right?
00:38:39So maybe Walker's right.
00:38:40You need power to do good in this world.
00:38:43Hey, Danny.
00:38:44Walker's own family flicked on him because he was faking research results.
00:38:48Let's say you have been hanging out with Walker.
00:38:55You're so cute.
00:38:57Not only can you not tell, like, you can't keep a secret.
00:39:01I'm not cute, and here's a secret.
00:39:04We can't see the fireworks from here.
00:39:06You can hear them, but they're over on the bayside.
00:39:08I brought this for a visual.
00:39:16So why are we here?
00:39:19Because this is the one night of the year when nobody comes to the side of town.
00:39:22Oh, good one.
00:39:26Shadow Puppets.
00:39:27Shadow Puppets.
00:39:28Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
00:39:36For the land of the free
00:39:40And the home of the brave
00:39:45Play ball me!
00:39:53I mostly trust you.
00:39:56But I'm totally in love with you.
00:39:59Oh, my goodness.
00:40:06So, how are things at the pet store?
00:40:19I filed the last of the blind trust commitments.
00:40:21Oh, come on, nose picker, indulge me.
00:40:24All of the puppies have been adopted,
00:40:26And I mean all of the kittens have been neutered.
00:40:30And the kibble, it's filled with luten?
00:40:33The luten, I mean, you've got half a billion sand dollars under your control.
00:40:40And there are no more fish in the sea.
00:40:42I mean, you know, I'm going to drop the axe on Joe
00:40:56On Bastille Day
00:40:59Because it's funny
00:41:02Funny, man.
00:41:06Funny.
00:41:08Yeah!
00:41:09It's the French Independence Day, so it's like July 4th, but for France.
00:41:27And it's when, um, they decided to basically execute all the rich people who were taking all of their money.
00:41:35Well, what are you?
00:41:37Mozart.
00:41:38Mozart.
00:41:38And this is Marie Antoinette.
00:41:48Was Mozart French?
00:41:49I don't think so.
00:41:51You have to sing!
00:41:54Chau.
00:41:55Chau.
00:41:55Chau.
00:41:56Chau.
00:41:56Chau.
00:41:57Chau.
00:41:57Chau.
00:41:58Chau.
00:41:58Chau.
00:41:59Chau.
00:42:00Chau.
00:42:00Chau.
00:42:01Chau.
00:42:02Chau.
00:42:02Chau.
00:42:03Chau.
00:42:04Chau.
00:42:04Chau.
00:42:05Chau.
00:42:06Chau.
00:42:07Chau.
00:42:08Chau.
00:42:08Chau.
00:42:09Chau.
00:42:10Chau.
00:42:10Chau.
00:42:11Chau.
00:42:11Chau.
00:42:12Chau.
00:42:12Chau.
00:42:13Chau.
00:42:13Chau.
00:42:14Chau.
00:42:14Chau.
00:42:15Chau.
00:42:15Chau.
00:42:16Chau.
00:42:16Chau.
00:42:17Chau.
00:42:17Chau.
00:42:18Chau.
00:42:18Chau.
00:42:19Chau.
00:42:19Chau.
00:42:20Chau.
00:42:20Chau.
00:42:21Chau.
00:42:21Chau.
00:42:22Chau.
00:42:22Chau.
00:42:23Chau.
00:42:23Chau.
00:42:24Chau.
00:42:24Chau.
00:42:25Chau.
00:42:25Chau.
00:42:26Chau.
00:42:26Chau.
00:42:27Chau.
00:42:27Chau.
00:42:28Chau.
00:42:28Chau.
00:42:29Chau.
00:42:29Chau.
00:43:30You get it right, I'll give you headlights
00:43:31I don't know, West Palm Beach and Beverly Hills
00:43:34No, Atherton, California
00:43:36And Kenilworth, Illinois
00:43:38Never heard of them
00:43:40Exactly
00:43:40The super rich, Danny
00:43:42Not really, really, really rich like me
00:43:44But the ultra wealthy
00:43:44Like rich like the ocean is wet
00:43:46You'll never know they're there
00:43:48And they're no fun
00:43:51They got so much money
00:43:52They don't even care anymore
00:43:53I think this is private property
00:43:57God, you're a wonk
00:43:59Here
00:44:05What the hell?
00:44:11Who does tree work in the middle of the night?
00:44:13Someone who can't get the permits to do it in the daytime
00:44:15But this is Tilden
00:44:17Yeah, Tilden, Rockefeller, Nixon, Johnson
00:44:19Bunch of dead white guys
00:44:20That's all in the past
00:44:21This is someone who thinks he owns the future
00:44:23Skyler?
00:44:29Yeah
00:44:29He thinks Tilden Head
00:44:31Is a new airport waiting to happen
00:44:33He's got everybody in on it
00:44:34He's gonna make a fortune
00:44:35There's only three things stopping him
00:44:38What?
00:44:40Those protected dwarf pine
00:44:41Those endangered great blue herons
00:44:44And us
00:44:45Wait
00:44:47What blue herons?
00:44:57Why did they fly away?
00:45:00Protecting their fledglings
00:45:02So why am I here?
00:45:04Look, I got investors lined up out of town, right?
00:45:06At the auction, when it's too late for him to cover up
00:45:08I want you to testify to what you're seeing right here, right now
00:45:10Then you're gonna make 6% of hundreds of millions of dollars
00:45:13But what are you gonna do with Tilden Head?
00:45:20I'm gonna rename it Danny O'Brien Memorial Park
00:45:22And I'm gonna raise fuzzy bunnies here
00:45:24To donate to the sick children of the world
00:45:26It's about tax credits, okay?
00:45:31You remember about the super rich?
00:45:32My investors, they're gonna make a nice rate of return
00:45:34Just by turning Tilden head into conservation easements
00:45:37Easements?
00:45:40Yeah
00:45:40Easements
00:45:41Plus the bunnies
00:45:43Just
00:45:44Focus on the grassy knoll
00:45:47Which one was still drinking
00:45:49Little cat
00:45:52To be continued
00:45:55To be in house
00:45:56Most people
00:46:01of course
00:46:02Two
00:46:03Time
00:46:03Save
00:46:04And
00:46:04Enter
00:46:05And
00:46:06No
00:46:06Wait
00:46:07In
00:46:07As
00:46:09ernest
00:46:09It is
00:46:10quand
00:46:10freeze
00:46:11сол
00:46:12Survival
00:46:13Snow
00:46:13As
00:46:14slip
00:46:15Here
00:46:15Charlie Schuyler's lost his corrupted little mind.
00:46:20Hey, you're telling me.
00:46:21Sarge, what's this all about?
00:46:23The bank called your note in Danny.
00:46:25They've decided to shut you down.
00:46:27I can't stop them.
00:46:29Bankrupt? In the middle of the night.
00:46:31Okay, okay. Listen.
00:46:33I got the sale.
00:46:35I got till the night.
00:46:36Labor Day weekend, the whole pot of gold, okay?
00:46:38Really, Danny?
00:46:39Really, that's capital. Capital.
00:46:41We are licensed real estate brokers.
00:46:45But where are we going to sleep?
00:46:48Come on home with me, Joe.
00:46:49I'd welcome the company.
00:46:51That is so kind of you, Dougie.
00:46:53Should we pick up a bottle on the way?
00:46:56I've got one in the cruiser.
00:46:58Danny?
00:47:00I'm good, Sarge. Thanks.
00:47:01I got to check in on a friend.
00:47:02There once was a maiden from Montauk
00:47:05who made all the sailors' boats rock.
00:47:08She deepened their ocean with a gyrating motion,
00:47:12but mostly she's straight...
00:47:13Okay, okay.
00:47:14You know that.
00:47:15Well, that's it.
00:47:15Yeah.
00:47:16Yes.
00:47:18I'll call for someone.
00:47:20Thank you.
00:47:23Oh, my God.
00:47:24Oh, my God.
00:47:24Oh, my God.
00:47:45Hello.
00:47:57Hey, sport.
00:48:00You guys know each other?
00:48:02No.
00:48:02After our little drive, Claire called me and just wanted to get a drink.
00:48:07You called him?
00:48:09Yes.
00:48:10Technically, but not because...
00:48:12Not what you're thinking.
00:48:13So, tell me the flexible truth here that's going to make this all good.
00:48:16I can't right now.
00:48:18You know what?
00:48:20Don't even worry about it.
00:48:21It's totally all right.
00:48:22Everyone trades up.
00:48:24It's just integrated ambition, right?
00:48:26No, sport.
00:48:28I'm not your sport, chief.
00:48:30We're having a drink.
00:48:32You think I don't recognize this?
00:48:34That's called signaling for a mate.
00:48:35Oh, so you took Psych 101, and now you get to be a judgmental prick?
00:48:39You're such a chip on your shoulder, Danny.
00:48:41Just can't wait to be the underdog, can you?
00:48:43Maybe at work, in love, I'd like to be the only dog.
00:48:46God, you're so simplistic.
00:48:49Oh, and you're so sophisticated?
00:48:50Maybe the rules of the game are just too complicated for me to understand.
00:48:53Are they?
00:48:58This is my bar.
00:48:59I got those.
00:49:13I got them.
00:49:14Uh-huh.
00:49:15Thanks, Andy.
00:49:16Hey, eyes on the prize.
00:49:17What do you say, Professor?
00:49:19Show me you're a professional.
00:49:22Channel that feeling.
00:49:23Money's not personal.
00:49:25God, this was a bad day.
00:49:27All right, I understand.
00:49:28You and Claire got mad chemistry.
00:49:30You saw a chance to crush with a summer girl, and you're a sensitive guy, so you pretend
00:49:34it's not just summer rules.
00:49:35Just that you're a healthy kid, Danny.
00:49:37But Claire and I believe something different, because Claire is...
00:49:41Tilding.
00:49:42No, I was just telling Danny how I was going to give you a ride home.
00:49:46Hope to your safety.
00:49:48Danny, my name is Claire Tilding.
00:49:51I'm really sorry, but I can't tell you anything else right now.
00:49:55Please, just try to trust me.
00:49:58Tilding like the point?
00:50:00Yes, Tilding like the point.
00:50:04Claire Logan, you're an undiscovered painter.
00:50:08You've been lying this whole time?
00:50:11Give me my key.
00:50:12You can have these back tomorrow.
00:50:22I tried to tell you, right?
00:50:25Look, you stay out of the way for a few more weeks, and we still have a deal.
00:50:30It gets easier.
00:50:31You can have these back tomorrow.
00:50:33I have to tell you.
00:50:34I've been waiting for you.
00:50:35Oh, sorry.
00:50:35You're not too young.
00:50:36You're the rocking boy of blues.
00:50:38Reggae music.
00:50:39Think I'm your mind.
00:50:40Another glass.
00:50:42On the white.
00:50:43Na, na, na, na, na.
00:50:45Na, na, na, na, na.
00:50:47Na, na, na, na, na.
00:50:50Na, na, na, na, na, na.
00:50:50Na, na, na, na, na.
00:50:52Na, na, na, na, na.
00:50:52Na, na, na, na, na.
00:50:53Na, na, na, na, na.
00:50:53Na, na, na, na, na, na.
00:50:54Oh hey Danny man, I gotta tell you something.
00:51:06Definitely not now.
00:51:07No way because I've been trying to talk to you.
00:51:09So like my dad got this promotion so we gotta move to Miami, which totally sucks except
00:51:13I guess I can homegrown Cuban or something but so we gotta sell our house really quick
00:51:18and I was wondering why um the real estate dudes haven't, I called my mom back.
00:51:23Because your house is a piece of shit.
00:51:28Or but like my mom was all crying because how can we buy a house in Miami?
00:51:34No but because we can't sell our house here and my parents keep fighting and the chimps
00:51:42are going to miss the start of school.
00:51:45Okay okay Hooney Hooney, professionally speaking I have a very critical question for you okay?
00:51:51Do you have any drugs?
00:51:53Seven's my office, have you met my summer associate?
00:51:58Seven's my office, have you met my summer associate?
00:52:02Okay.
00:52:04Oh no.
00:52:36...
00:53:06...
00:53:08...
00:53:10...
00:53:12...
00:53:14...
00:53:16...
00:53:18...
00:53:24...
00:53:28...
00:53:30...
00:53:32...
00:53:34...
00:53:36...
00:53:38...
00:53:44...
00:53:46...
00:53:48...
00:53:50...
00:53:52...
00:54:02...
00:54:04...
00:54:06...
00:54:16...
00:54:18...
00:54:24...
00:54:26...
00:54:28...
00:54:30...
00:54:32...
00:54:38...
00:54:40...
00:54:42...
00:54:44...
00:54:46...
00:54:52...
00:54:54...
00:54:56...
00:54:58...
00:55:00...
00:55:10...
00:55:12...
00:55:14...
00:55:20...
00:55:22...
00:55:24...
00:55:26...
00:55:28...
00:55:30...
00:55:34...
00:55:36...
00:55:38...
00:55:40...
00:55:42...
00:55:44...
00:55:46...
00:55:48...
00:55:50...
00:55:52...
00:55:54...
00:55:56...
00:56:00...
00:56:02...
00:56:04...
00:56:06...
00:56:08...
00:56:10...
00:56:12...
00:56:14...
00:56:16...
00:56:18...
00:56:20...
00:56:22...
00:56:24...
00:56:26...
00:56:28...
00:56:30...
00:56:32...
00:56:34...
00:58:06Qu'est-ce que tu veux dire ? Tu veux que j'ai acheté cette maison ?
00:58:17Tout est comme cette machine, c'est comme l'énergie.
00:58:25Tu vois ?
00:58:26Oui, c'est cliquant sur le haut.
00:58:28All right, c'est assez, c'est assez, je vais.
00:58:31Merci.
00:58:32Merci pour la visite.
00:58:36C'est assez solid.
00:58:37Ils n'ont pas construit comme ça anymore.
00:58:39Quand est-ce que c'est construit ?
00:58:41Ah, les 60s.
00:58:42Ils ont construit un peu ici pour les veterans.
00:58:44C'est ce qu'on est en train de faire de l'âge un peu.
00:58:47C'est ce qu'on appelle ça «loaded with rustic charm » ?
00:58:51Oui, c'est à dire qu'on peut remplacer les beat-up gutters.
00:58:54C'est charmant.
00:58:55Oh, c'est difficile.
00:58:56C'est juste superficiel.
00:58:57Les walls sont dry, right ?
00:58:59Oui.
00:59:01C'est bon.
00:59:03C'est bon.
00:59:05C'est bon.
00:59:06My dad says that.
00:59:07Hmm.
00:59:08Yeah.
00:59:09It says that a house either has good bones or it doesn't.
00:59:11Can't out them and you can't take them away.
00:59:14Your dad sounds like a romantic.
00:59:18He is.
00:59:20What's the asking price ?
00:59:22Five-forty.
00:59:23A thousand.
00:59:26C'est un bon prix.
00:59:30Tell them,
00:59:31je vais prendre bonne santé.
00:59:37C'est bon.
00:59:42Hey, Mr. et Mrs. Hunsaker.
00:59:44C'est Phyllis Lowell.
00:59:47Elle veut acheter votre maison.
00:59:51C'est un tronc, non.
00:59:54Merci.
00:59:56C'est pretty cool.
01:00:02Big plans for Labor Day, Danny?
01:00:05I don't think so, sir.
01:00:07Probably just find somewhere to live.
01:00:08Maybe you could help us find decent quarters
01:00:11for our guys this fall.
01:00:14We hired 20 guys to bring in the last crop,
01:00:16and we used to put them up in the barn,
01:00:18but we had to sell the barn.
01:00:20What about the old Coast Guard barracks?
01:00:22Do they rent those?
01:00:23I don't know. I can make a call.
01:00:25The fall.
01:00:27You're going to hunt with us this fall, Danny?
01:00:30No, I don't think so, Mr. Farnsworth.
01:00:32You were always a little soft.
01:00:36Hey, Mr. Farnsworth,
01:00:37if you were chasing a great blue heron around,
01:00:39what would keep them from running off?
01:00:42Blue hairs?
01:00:43Great blue heron, Pa.
01:00:45Oh, not on this farm.
01:00:47There's too much dwarf pine around.
01:00:51What?
01:00:52You know, I feel very sorry for you two boys,
01:00:55worrying about safe sex your whole lives.
01:00:59Grandpa.
01:01:00I got poison ivy on my back.
01:01:02So bad one time,
01:01:04I couldn't move for a month.
01:01:06That's tough.
01:01:10But what about the great blue herons
01:01:12and all the dwarf pine?
01:01:14He just misses sex.
01:01:16I miss the tractor, too.
01:01:18Henry.
01:01:18Can you imagine mounting anything so beautiful?
01:01:47Yes.
01:01:50So why'd you hate me?
01:01:52Because you stole that beach house from me.
01:01:55Pillow talk's bad game.
01:01:57You know that.
01:01:58You're a bad girl.
01:02:00And what is this?
01:02:03Let's go inspect a stable.
01:02:06And I'll show you.
01:02:17And I'll show you.
01:02:47GPQ-0408F, like Fox, Judge Milken presiding,
01:03:02on behalf of its owners
01:03:03and by order of the probate court of Suffolk County,
01:03:06State of New York,
01:03:07for absolute auction.
01:03:09Hooah!
01:03:09Well, I...
01:03:13For absolute auction,
01:03:14the property commonly known as Tilden Head,
01:03:17it's 700 acres,
01:03:209.3 miles of waterfront,
01:03:23all ground and air rights,
01:03:24as well as flora and fauna.
01:03:26Glory be to God for dappled things,
01:03:30for rose moles all in stipple upon trout that swim.
01:03:33Dougie, get that drunk out of these proceedings.
01:03:37Public forum.
01:03:38Plus he's sober.
01:03:40Well, fuck it.
01:03:41Let's just get on with it
01:03:42so we can get this over with.
01:03:44Hear ye.
01:03:44Yikes!
01:04:06Hi.
01:04:08Hi.
01:04:09What are you doing here?
01:04:10Um, I'm actually looking for your dad.
01:04:13Is he here?
01:04:15No, he's, uh, he's at your auction, I'm sure.
01:04:17You know, captain and the whole sinking ship thing.
01:04:21Listen, what I said earlier
01:04:22about the whole primate signaling thing,
01:04:24I didn't take Psych 101, okay?
01:04:25I wrote an entire paper on pheromone and track...
01:04:27Yeah, Danny, uh, sorry,
01:04:28but I'm really kind of supposed to go to this thing?
01:04:31Right, definitely.
01:04:32Sorry.
01:04:34I better drive.
01:04:36In the seller's absence,
01:04:37I am instructed to conduct the bidding process.
01:04:40Make known your offers now.
01:04:43Indeed.
01:04:46Today is indeed a glorious day.
01:04:51For me.
01:04:52For us.
01:04:54For our beloved community.
01:04:59Superlative properties,
01:05:00together with a group of private investors,
01:05:05proudly proffer the required $300 million bid.
01:05:12Blood money.
01:05:13Put up or shut up, Joe.
01:05:16$300 million actual dollars.
01:05:18$300 million and, uh, one.
01:05:23Sweet.
01:05:24Okay, so in the interest of getting on with it,
01:05:27I'd like to share a little home movie that I made
01:05:31that's part of my offer.
01:05:33You're a good actress.
01:05:36I know.
01:05:37I do it a lot.
01:05:39I don't like people knowing who I am,
01:05:42because then they'll never see who I actually am.
01:05:47But I know you never trusted me.
01:05:49I hated that.
01:05:51Yeah, I wanted to talk to you about that.
01:05:53Uh, there's some things I wanted to tell you.
01:05:54You know, I should tell you that...
01:05:56Let me go first.
01:05:57I want to say this.
01:05:57I don't want to not say this.
01:06:00I never liked my dad's business.
01:06:03You know, it always involved a lot of rich summer people
01:06:05who treated everything and everyone
01:06:07as if they were replaceable.
01:06:08Because they were.
01:06:11And they always acted as if they didn't care
01:06:12if it was day or night, because they didn't.
01:06:14You know, my dad, I mean, he would sell.
01:06:17He would bend words into pretty little origami flowers,
01:06:21and he would stretch the truth like taffy,
01:06:23flavoring it with whatever he had to
01:06:24in order to sell a house to those people.
01:06:26You could do anything that you want.
01:06:28But wait, I sold a house the other day.
01:06:30A beat-up little old starter home
01:06:31where everybody cried at the contract.
01:06:33The buyer and the seller.
01:06:35They cared so much.
01:06:37And it made me feel even bigger
01:06:38than that easy sale with Walker.
01:06:40It was scary.
01:06:41I loved my job all of a sudden.
01:06:43Good.
01:06:45Are you selling me a house?
01:06:47Me?
01:06:48I'm selling you me.
01:06:50I know that you think I'm too serious
01:06:52and I'm whatever doofy,
01:06:53and, you know, you're right.
01:06:55But I just wanted to tell you
01:06:56that I realized that I care about things.
01:06:57I just care what happens.
01:06:59And, you know, I know you've been hanging out
01:07:01with Walker in the city,
01:07:01and I know that we don't even have that much in common.
01:07:04And I know you have to do
01:07:05what you have to do with Tildenhead,
01:07:06but money or no money, I can swing hard.
01:07:09And I want to put all my eggs in one basket with you now,
01:07:12not later when it's safe.
01:07:13And I know this is probably all
01:07:14just a summer rules thing with you,
01:07:15but I wish we were all in.
01:07:20I trust you now.
01:07:24Even though now it's too late.
01:07:31My mouth is dry.
01:07:32Good.
01:07:33My turn?
01:07:35Yeah, I'm sorry.
01:07:36You were right about that night at the bar.
01:07:40I was flirting with Walker.
01:07:43Because it was a game.
01:07:45He recognized me,
01:07:46and he was going to tell everyone,
01:07:47and, you know, he played me,
01:07:50so I wanted to play him.
01:07:52And I know you must think that I'm spoiled
01:07:55and selfish,
01:07:56and I can be.
01:07:58I can be a total idiot.
01:08:01But I'm not a cheater.
01:08:05And I don't do summer rules,
01:08:07and I have not been hanging out with Walker.
01:08:11He's like 40.
01:08:14Ew.
01:08:18Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
01:08:19Wait a minute.
01:08:20That is complete fabrication.
01:08:23The green screen,
01:08:24that green thing that they use.
01:08:26That's what it is.
01:08:26No, no, no.
01:08:27It's night vision.
01:08:28It's real.
01:08:29And it was shot by a dude
01:08:30that we all know and trust,
01:08:31Danny O'Brien.
01:08:33He wanted to be here.
01:08:35We have evidence
01:08:36that Charlie Schuyler
01:08:37intends to clear-cut Tilden Head
01:08:39and construct a new commercial airport
01:08:42open to national commuter lines.
01:08:44Why?
01:08:45Why would you wreck Tilden Head?
01:08:47Because it's wreckable!
01:08:50It's called progress, Joe!
01:08:52Somebody's got to do it.
01:08:53At least I'm local.
01:08:57The goddamn birds.
01:08:59The bidding stands at $300 million.
01:09:03By the power vested in me...
01:09:05Let's slow this down a little, Dougie.
01:09:08Walker.
01:09:10Look, I'm no lawyer,
01:09:11but this has got to be
01:09:12some kind of mistrial or something.
01:09:14Let's take a minute here.
01:09:15I mean...
01:09:16We're all sick to our stomachs.
01:09:21We're sick in our hearts.
01:09:22And we need our hearts
01:09:24to make a decision I'm doing.
01:09:26Danny, what are you doing?
01:09:27Wait, you don't understand.
01:09:34Judge Milken, I propose that we...
01:09:36The next person to interrupt these proceedings
01:09:38will spend the week in jail
01:09:39for contempt.
01:09:41I got this, Joe.
01:09:44Charlie, as a newly indicted felon,
01:09:45I think you're going to have trouble
01:09:46keeping your investors together.
01:09:47but my bid stands.
01:09:51$300 million American dollars
01:09:53for Tilden Head.
01:09:55And I promise to preserve it
01:09:56as the jewel
01:09:57in the crown of the Hamptons.
01:10:00A place open
01:10:00to every resident,
01:10:02every day.
01:10:03A pinnacle of beauty and grace.
01:10:06This is all very lyrical,
01:10:08but what do you mean?
01:10:09A casino.
01:10:12He's going to put a casino in there.
01:10:13Well, that's ridiculous
01:10:14because casinos aren't even legal
01:10:15in this county.
01:10:16He's already done it twice.
01:10:17Once in Texas, once in Florida.
01:10:19He uses different names.
01:10:20He exploits zoning variances
01:10:21that exempt large parcels of land
01:10:23from local restriction.
01:10:27He's already filed for approval
01:10:28from the governor,
01:10:29his fraternity brother,
01:10:30to incorporate Tilden Head
01:10:31and remove it from town oversight.
01:10:33Excellent, grasshopper.
01:10:34Excellent.
01:10:35Ambition and stealth,
01:10:36it's a lethal combination.
01:10:37What do you want?
01:10:38Three to five sounds good.
01:10:41Three million, done.
01:10:43Not dollars, years.
01:10:45What?
01:10:47I'm sorry, Dad.
01:10:49I don't know
01:10:50who's going to buy Tilden Head.
01:10:53You know, and Skyler's probably right.
01:10:55Somebody with that kind of money,
01:10:56maybe a golf resort,
01:10:58a bunch of condos,
01:10:59I don't know.
01:11:01That just breaks my heart.
01:11:03I mean, that's this island
01:11:04the way it was born.
01:11:06It's good.
01:11:08It's good.
01:11:11And if you kill it,
01:11:13there's no more watching
01:11:14that green light.
01:11:16There's no more swimming
01:11:17off that beach.
01:11:19There's no more smelling that air
01:11:20coming off the hill
01:11:20in the summer.
01:11:22Blackberries.
01:11:25When we were young,
01:11:25we used to pick blackberries
01:11:26there together.
01:11:27Blackberries, delicious.
01:11:28So, 300 million dollars...
01:11:29You know, Skyler was right
01:11:30about something else.
01:11:32Those birds,
01:11:33they don't live on Tilden Head.
01:11:34All right, enough, Danny.
01:11:35Jealous.
01:11:36You're in over your head, okay?
01:11:37I like you,
01:11:38and I pity you,
01:11:40but if you continue to slander me
01:11:41or obstruct a spare
01:11:42and equitable business deal
01:11:43that we're conducting here...
01:11:44or an accident in the parking lot
01:11:45and a trunk popped open
01:11:46as a result
01:11:47and you happen to notice
01:11:48some evidence
01:11:48of an unsolved killing,
01:11:49maybe blood or feathers
01:11:51or anything,
01:11:54that would be admissible
01:11:55in a court of law,
01:11:55wouldn't it?
01:11:56In plain view?
01:11:58Resulting from a totally
01:11:59random accident like that?
01:12:01Sure.
01:12:02This is my town.
01:12:12Sorry, folks.
01:12:13The parking lot's closed.
01:12:16Let's go that way.
01:12:29Those birds were stolen
01:12:30from an Autobahn hospital
01:12:31in Connecticut.
01:12:32Walker smuggled him
01:12:33here in his trunk.
01:12:36He tortured and maimed
01:12:37those birds
01:12:37just to screw up Skylar's plan.
01:12:52James Joyce.
01:12:53Not Dr. Seuss.
01:12:58I'm sorry I lied to you, Joe.
01:13:00Oh, girly.
01:13:01Hold on to these.
01:13:03They're important.
01:13:04Ooh-ha, my ass.
01:13:22Don't mean nothing.
01:13:26Girl, you should have told me
01:13:27you liked feathers
01:13:28in your trunk.
01:13:32Hey, Danny!
01:13:32Remember the three piggies?
01:13:37Be the wolf, Danny.
01:13:41He's never going to be the wolf.
01:13:42where are you going to be the wolf?
01:13:43Where are you this winter?
01:13:53Staying around.
01:13:54Here?
01:13:55Mm-hmm.
01:13:58So why didn't you just tell me?
01:14:01Because I promised.
01:14:03My grandmother passed away last year
01:14:04and she was worried about Tildenhead.
01:14:07She knew that the whole estate
01:14:08went to the bank
01:14:09so she literally made me swear
01:14:11to her plan
01:14:12for me to come here,
01:14:14identify the likely bidders
01:14:16and get to know them.
01:14:18So the final decision is mine.
01:14:21But you just ran out in the auction.
01:14:22I donated Tildenhead
01:14:25to the East End Conservation Society.
01:14:27That's what I was trying to tell you.
01:14:29It's going to be a park.
01:14:31I signed the papers
01:14:32in the city yesterday.
01:14:34Family lawyers made me go ahead
01:14:35with the auction just in case.
01:14:37Just in case what?
01:14:39Just in case
01:14:39I regained my sanity
01:14:41in time to make some money.
01:14:44The probate papers
01:14:45were prepared both ways
01:14:46for my signature.
01:14:49And that's what you just gave
01:14:50to my dad?
01:14:52But I thought the bank
01:14:53owned Tildenhead now.
01:14:55It does,
01:14:55but we own the bank.
01:14:58It's complicated.
01:15:00It sounds pretty simple, actually.
01:15:02Yeah, it's actually pretty simple.
01:15:04I was trying to save Tildenhead,
01:15:06but you already saved it.
01:15:07No, you saved it.
01:15:10What?
01:15:11What are you talking about?
01:15:15Like I said before,
01:15:16I screw up sometimes.
01:15:18I thought about selling to Walker
01:15:19and his easements
01:15:20and just hoping that he did
01:15:21the right thing.
01:15:22because I knew him
01:15:24because the family lawyers
01:15:25were all twitching.
01:15:27But I watched you this summer.
01:15:30The way you do things.
01:15:32The way you don't do things.
01:15:34Nana would have loved you.
01:15:37And then at the auction,
01:15:38that just turned me on.
01:15:41This is my town.
01:15:43God, you're shallow.
01:15:44Are you still mad?
01:15:45Let me think.
01:15:48Are you really a painter?
01:15:53Yes.
01:15:58Do you really like my dad?
01:16:00You know I do.
01:16:04Were you lying to me
01:16:04about anything else?
01:16:05I'm in love with you.
01:16:11I ran away because
01:16:12I fell in love with you.
01:16:14God, that sounds so goofy.
01:16:19Well,
01:16:20but it works for you.
01:16:22tell the truth.
01:16:38Are your parents going to hate me?
01:16:41No, I never told you
01:16:42you smell like puppies.
01:16:44Is that your answer?
01:16:45No, it's the truth.
01:16:48And both of my parents
01:16:49teach high school in Chicago.
01:16:51Oh, that old saw, huh?
01:16:54So at the auction,
01:16:55you ripped off Gatsby.
01:16:57I know.
01:16:59But you paraphrased.
01:17:03Didn't feel right.
01:17:04I didn't know saying it there.
01:17:06So say I know.
01:17:08That once was a chick from Chicago.
01:17:10And as the moon rose higher,
01:17:16the inessential houses
01:17:17began to melt away
01:17:18until gradually I became aware
01:17:20of the old island here
01:17:22that flowered once
01:17:23for Dutch sailors' eyes.
01:17:25A fresh green breast
01:17:26of the new world.
01:17:28For a transitory,
01:17:29enchanted moment,
01:17:30man must have held his breath
01:17:31in the presence of this continent.
01:17:34Face to face
01:17:35for the last time in history
01:17:36with something commensurate
01:17:38to his capacity for wonder.
01:17:40This is how I spend my life up
01:17:48Singing old songs
01:17:53What if I waste my life up
01:17:56And all my popcorn
01:18:03It's so stupid
01:18:07But not in a popcorn
01:18:09It was supposed to snow
01:18:18And it took a minute
01:18:22There's no distraction now
01:18:25I spend these years up
01:18:31On the phone
01:18:36Was that much better
01:18:39Wait, wait, wait, wait for the action
01:19:02Clear out, clear out everybody
01:19:04Clear out, clear out
01:19:06Clear out some more Josh
01:19:08One more step out
01:19:09And action
01:19:10All right
01:19:12All right, all right, all right, all right
01:19:17Mom, mom
01:19:18Go
01:19:19Shoo
01:19:20Fall on the way out
01:19:21Stairs
01:19:21You
01:19:23You
01:19:23I'll come again
01:19:37I love a nose, isn't it?
01:19:40Who does this Tilden have?
01:19:42Tilden, Rockefeller, Maxon, Jixon, Blackson
01:19:46Yeah, I feel sorry for you two boys
01:19:52Duh
01:19:56Worrying about self, same sex
01:19:58Duh
01:19:59Duh
01:20:00Fair, fair sex
01:20:01You are a snot in those little bitty
01:20:05Free
01:20:11Free
01:20:12Duh
01:20:15You're worried about safe sex
01:20:19All that I can't have mixed up
01:20:20That's, uh, that's rough
01:20:22Tell
01:20:24Tell
01:20:26I don't even know what anything that was
01:20:28Get the rules
01:20:34You hear this?
01:20:36Watch out
01:20:37Don't stop the music
01:20:39Let it play
01:20:40I said
01:20:40Everybody rock this reggae
01:20:42Lift your voices
01:20:44Make it strong
01:20:45We're gonna
01:20:45Sing it all night long
01:20:47Don't stop the music
01:20:48Let it play
01:20:49I wanna
01:20:50Hear you say
01:20:51Long live reggae
01:20:53Rock the reggae
01:20:55You hear that?
01:20:55One more time
01:20:56Don't stop the music
01:20:58Let it play
01:20:59I said
01:21:00Everybody rock this reggae
01:21:02Lift your voices
01:21:03Make it strong
01:21:04We're gonna
01:21:05Sing it all night long
01:21:07Don't stop the music
01:21:08Let it play
01:21:09I wanna
01:21:10I wanna
01:21:10Hear you say
01:21:11Long live reggae
01:21:13Feel me gonna
01:21:16Baby
01:21:16Can you do
01:21:18targeting
01:21:18na-na-na-na-na-na-na
01:21:19Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
01:21:20Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
01:21:21Na-na-na-na-na
01:21:29Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
01:21:59Sous-titrage MFP.
Recommandations
1:31:50
|
À suivre
1:31:51
1:45:02
1:31:43
1:51:46
2:08:11
1:43:12
1:36:27
1:52:43
1:03:02
1:29:52
1:36:49
1:34:04
1:33:02
1:58:56
1:32:55
1:35:35
2:10:11
1:42:46
1:10:28
1:33:37
1:24:36
1:30:13
1:34:06
1:11:24
Écris le tout premier commentaire