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00:00:00Música
00:00:30Música
00:01:00Música
00:01:30Música
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00:03:00Música
00:03:30Miss Christian
00:03:36Miss Christian
00:03:39Well, Miss Christian
00:03:43We are waiting, Miss Christian
00:03:47I'm sorry, I didn't hear the question
00:03:50You what?
00:03:52I didn't hear the question
00:03:53Ah, yes
00:03:55I see
00:03:56Yes, indeed
00:03:58You didn't hear the question, is that right?
00:04:01Yes, Daddy
00:04:01What?
00:04:03Yes, Mr. Christian
00:04:04All right
00:04:06Now I think we're getting somewhere
00:04:09Miss Christian, wait in the hall for me after class
00:04:13Tomorrow's assignment
00:04:15Will be
00:04:16To write an essay
00:04:18On the subject of the citizen's responsibility
00:04:21To his government
00:04:22His church
00:04:23His school
00:04:25His parents
00:04:26His community
00:04:28And his local police force
00:04:29I'm sorry I got a little angry in there, Candy
00:04:50I hope you'll forgive me
00:04:52Of course, Daddy
00:04:53I guess you must think I'm some kind of a square
00:04:55Sort of old-fashioned
00:04:57Kind of a fuddy-duddy
00:04:58Hmm?
00:05:01Maybe just a little
00:05:02Well, thanks a lot
00:05:03Daddy, all I'm...
00:05:04No, no, no, no
00:05:05You don't have to say anything
00:05:05I know what you mean
00:05:06I don't need an explanation
00:05:07I know what the kids call me behind my back
00:05:10The kids don't call you anything behind your back, Daddy
00:05:13That's exactly what I mean
00:05:14All the other teachers in the school have nicknames
00:05:17I'm just plain old Mr. Christian
00:05:20Oh, you shouldn't feel badly
00:05:22All the kids like you
00:05:23They do?
00:05:25Of course they do
00:05:26They think you're a swell teacher
00:05:28Well, thank you, honey
00:05:31Oh, that makes me feel very good
00:05:34By golly
00:05:36I'm glad we had this little chat
00:05:38I think a girl and her dad should be good friends
00:05:42Mm-hmm
00:05:43Hope we are
00:05:45Oh, Daddy
00:05:46What?
00:05:52Hi
00:05:52Oh, excuse me, Mr. Christian
00:05:54What is it, Harold?
00:05:55I just want to remind Candy
00:05:56That if she doesn't hurry up, she's going to be late
00:05:58Come on
00:05:58He's a fine young man
00:06:00Who is?
00:06:00Harold, he's a good student
00:06:01Daddy, have you...
00:06:02Candy, you've been seeing a lot of Harold lately, haven't you?
00:06:04Daddy, can we talk about the show?
00:06:05I just want to be sure that you're not doing anything foolish
00:06:07I'm going to be here
00:06:08All right, all right
00:06:09We'll talk about it later
00:06:10We'll have a nice man-to-man chat
00:06:11All right
00:06:12We're having a meeting with the social science department of the House at Five
00:06:14Please be there
00:06:15All right
00:06:15What's the hurry?
00:06:16What's wrong with you saying it about?
00:06:18Macfisto
00:06:18Macfisto?
00:06:20Macfisto
00:06:22Macfisto
00:06:26Macfisto
00:06:48Macfisto
00:07:18Macfisto
00:07:48Life
00:07:50Life
00:07:50Which burned and bled
00:07:53In the triumph of my dream-dim days
00:07:57Where I stood
00:07:58Steaming brightly
00:08:00In the sleep-spun
00:08:02Sight-stunned
00:08:03Glimmer
00:08:04Of that eagle-crested dream
00:08:06Thrust through the drafty tongue-tied
00:08:09Paws of those whose
00:08:11Tender envelope of
00:08:12Word-washed flesh
00:08:15Flinging that nameless bitter
00:08:17Tear-stripped cry
00:08:19To the ice-green
00:08:20Wind-whipped
00:08:21Strawberry
00:08:23Passion
00:08:23Of my fractured spleen
00:08:26Old
00:08:27Lymph-trained
00:08:29Liquid
00:08:30Lust
00:08:33Which one
00:08:34Would you be
00:08:38Thank you?
00:08:40Thank you
00:08:41¡Gracias!
00:09:11¡Gracias!
00:09:41It's signed personally by the author, who is me, $3, either in cash or money order to Mac Fisto, box 2723, Leamington, New Jersey.
00:10:11I would also like to express my thanks to the Rolling Stone, the Rolling, uh, Rolling Fields Center High School Student Committee Advisory Board.
00:10:41Who had the courage and, may I say, the wisdom to invite me here.
00:10:49As you know, my work has been banned and my books have been burned in 27 major countries and 14 newly emergent nations.
00:11:00Why are they afraid of me?
00:11:05One asks oneself, why?
00:11:08Because I celebrate the virtue, the beauty, the wonder, the ultimate, ineffable desire of the ecstasy of the human spirit.
00:11:22Oh, Duchess, Imperatrix, whatever that may mean.
00:11:31My poems are as innocent as children, young, innocent, because only children will understand the freedom and the virtue of giving oneself without restraint, uninhibitedly unashamed.
00:11:48I wonder how many of us here have this gift for sacrifice.
00:11:55I sense there may be some, perhaps 10 or 20, three or four, perhaps only one.
00:12:11Miss Quimby, just exactly who is this Macphisto person?
00:12:20Don't you know who Macphisto is?
00:12:22I'm surprised at you, Mr. Christian.
00:12:25Don't you read poetry?
00:12:26I don't have time for poetry.
00:12:27I'm in the social sciences, not the humanities.
00:12:30Well, after all, he's one of the best-known poets of the 20th century.
00:12:34I gobbled up the mountains, ate the sky, and drank the sea until I was the universe.
00:12:43The universe was me.
00:12:45Me.
00:12:46Me.
00:12:46Me.
00:12:56Me.
00:13:18Me.
00:13:20Me.
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00:15:58After sixteen delicate operations on his feet and mined, Zero was able to walk again.
00:16:06We have been together ever since.
00:16:09I saw that story Tuesday night on the TV movie of the week.
00:16:13In that case, I saved Zero from a lynch mob three years ago in Shreveport, Louisiana.
00:16:22The rope was already about his neck.
00:16:24And then I started speaking my epic.
00:16:28The brotherhood of man in English.
00:16:32And then, and then in Welsh.
00:16:38It changed their minds and their lives.
00:16:42There is now a fully integrated school system in Shreveport, Louisiana.
00:16:47And Zero and I...
00:16:49Have been together ever since?
00:16:51Exactly.
00:16:52Exactly.
00:16:53And now, I want to hear about you.
00:16:58Tell me about yourself.
00:17:00What do you look for?
00:17:01What do you believe?
00:17:03I believe in what you said before.
00:17:06Before?
00:17:08Mm-hmm.
00:17:08At school.
00:17:09When you talked about those who are free enough to give.
00:17:12Ah, yes.
00:17:13To give.
00:17:14Those few.
00:17:18That happy few.
00:17:19Those incredibly lucky few who have the freedom to give.
00:17:25But what?
00:17:27To give myself.
00:17:29Yes.
00:17:31But to what?
00:17:33Yes.
00:17:34To whatever needs me.
00:17:35Oh, yes.
00:17:37Just as I knew it.
00:17:38I sensed it.
00:17:39The moment I saw you, I knew that you were the only one who had the capacity to understand my great.
00:17:43My great.
00:17:46Yes?
00:17:46Need.
00:17:57Need.
00:17:58Need.
00:17:59Need.
00:18:00Need.
00:18:01Need.
00:18:02My huge.
00:18:04My giant need.
00:18:06My huge overwhelming need.
00:18:08Need.
00:18:09Need.
00:18:10My huge overpowering need.
00:18:13But, but, listen.
00:18:14Need of you.
00:18:16Need.
00:18:17Need.
00:18:17Never deny the need.
00:18:19Need.
00:18:19Need.
00:18:20Need.
00:18:21Need.
00:18:21Never deny the need.
00:18:23Don't try to deny the need.
00:18:24I'm not.
00:18:25It's just that I'm not ready.
00:18:26Oh, for God's sake, need can't be kept waiting.
00:18:29Need is here.
00:18:31Need.
00:18:32Need now.
00:18:33Need.
00:18:42Need.
00:18:43Need is now.
00:18:4883, 37 and a half.
00:18:50Swipe to tell us, folks.
00:18:52Go away.
00:18:53You're interfering.
00:18:54Need.
00:18:55Need.
00:18:56Need.
00:18:58My giant need.
00:19:00Oh, no.
00:19:02This no good.
00:19:04The need.
00:19:06The need.
00:19:07The need.
00:19:08Oh, my gosh.
00:19:09Look at that.
00:19:10It's a terrible mess.
00:19:12Well, man, that's the story of love.
00:19:20He's dead drunk and soaking wet.
00:19:23We've got to do something.
00:19:25Help me take him into the house, and we'll get him out of those wet pans and dry them.
00:19:30All right.
00:19:32Oh, no good.
00:19:37Lead a kindly life.
00:19:40This man wet his pants.
00:19:43Oh, this is terrible.
00:19:44All covered with liquor.
00:19:46A famous poet like Mr. McPhisto.
00:19:49Makes you kind of stop and think, don't it?
00:19:51Oh, not nice.
00:19:53These people do bad things.
00:19:58Do you think you can walk now?
00:20:00Don't worry.
00:20:00We'll make it.
00:20:01Are you sure?
00:20:01Sure.
00:20:01What's going on?
00:20:05If you can take him down those stairs into our playroom, I'll just get the ironing board.
00:20:10I can handle him.
00:20:12What have you done with my need?
00:20:16Come on, old buddy.
00:20:18Come on.
00:20:18We can make it.
00:20:19I shall go with your systems, zero.
00:20:32Come on, old buddy.
00:20:33We'll make it.
00:20:36Oh, it's into eternity.
00:20:44Emanuel!
00:20:45Yes, miss?
00:20:47Please come inside.
00:20:48I want you to do something for me.
00:20:51Inside?
00:20:53Yes, inside.
00:20:54Quick.
00:20:54Oh, no, inside.
00:20:56I no think Mr. Christian would like that.
00:20:58Emanuel, I don't care about that.
00:21:00I need you now.
00:21:01You need Immanuel?
00:21:03Yes, now.
00:21:05Oh, but Immanuel is good boy.
00:21:14I want you to get the ironing board from the kitchen.
00:21:17Ironing board?
00:21:18Yes, the ironing board.
00:21:19I wanted to bring it down to the basement.
00:21:21Basement?
00:21:22Please, now.
00:21:23I have to change this dress.
00:21:25She want me.
00:21:32Come on, old buddy.
00:21:34Come on, old buddy.
00:21:43Let's get those pants off.
00:21:44Go away!
00:21:46How dare you!
00:21:47Are you suggesting that a potential candidate for the Nobel Prize in literature is not capable
00:21:56of taking off his own trousers?
00:21:59Hey, man, did you tell her the one about when you rescued me from the slave traders auction
00:22:20in America?
00:22:31Emanuel, please hurry up with the ironing board.
00:22:34Oh, dear, Danul, beginneth lan.
00:22:38Irgadar, sigil, geltar.
00:22:41Listen.
00:22:41My plant and gun.
00:22:43Please, give me those trousers.
00:22:45Ah, yes.
00:22:47To give.
00:22:48To give.
00:22:50The miracle of giving.
00:22:52That's the title of one of his finest sonnets.
00:22:54Right here, Emanuel.
00:23:02Set the board up right here.
00:23:04Oh, this no good.
00:23:07This is house of the devil.
00:23:09Oh, tirdanol.
00:23:11Prenneth lan.
00:23:12Irgadar, sigil, gertan.
00:23:15Mar plant and galuam, my vam.
00:23:18Ah, you.
00:23:20You with the face of an Aztec.
00:23:22Sole survivor of the massacre of your proud race.
00:23:26Kind of like it is, baby.
00:23:29Now I'll just say it forgotten.
00:23:32What this man say?
00:23:34It's a poem.
00:23:36No good.
00:23:37It is devil talk.
00:23:38No, no, Emanuel.
00:23:40He's talking about life and love and giving to one another.
00:23:43Give?
00:23:44Give what?
00:23:44Give yourself.
00:23:46Emanuel is good boy.
00:23:47Of course you are.
00:23:48You're a good boy, wonderful gardener.
00:23:50And a credit to Mexicans everywhere.
00:23:54Remember your hot Latin blood.
00:23:57Emanuel is citizen of United States.
00:23:59Remember the Alamo.
00:24:02But I do.
00:24:03Remember la revolution.
00:24:07La revolution.
00:24:08La revolution.
00:24:09But this isn't exactly what I mean.
00:24:17Manuel, he give himself.
00:24:19Now.
00:24:21Emanuel, I don't think.
00:24:23Emanuel.
00:24:26Give.
00:24:26He give himself.
00:24:27Not now.
00:24:28Now.
00:24:28Give.
00:24:29Not now.
00:24:30Emanuel.
00:24:31Now.
00:24:31Give.
00:24:32But, uh.
00:24:32Yes, she give herself.
00:24:35Emanuel.
00:24:35Emanuel.
00:24:36What?
00:24:43Go for us, Cyril.
00:24:45Go for us.
00:24:46Emanuel, I don't think.
00:24:47Shh.
00:24:48Emanuel, not now.
00:24:52Emanuel.
00:24:53Oh, yes.
00:25:15Oh, yes.
00:25:18Yeah.
00:25:19Yeah.
00:25:20Viva Zapata!
00:25:26Look at that Mexico.
00:25:37Oh, again.
00:25:39Oh, yes.
00:25:43Mi casa es su casa.
00:25:48Oh, my gosh.
00:25:49It's Daddy.
00:25:51You're my brother.
00:25:53You tell me.
00:25:55Where did I go wrong?
00:25:57Well, tell me.
00:26:00You know, you know what your problem is?
00:26:05You're not getting enough yourself.
00:26:07I think you're gonna like New York, honey.
00:26:10It's filled with lots of nice young kids just like you.
00:26:14Kids aren't afraid to scratch when it itches.
00:26:16I just hate to think of leaving, Daddy.
00:26:19Especially now when he's so upset.
00:26:22You should thank God you got a chance to get away from this town full of dum-dums.
00:26:27What about the scandal?
00:26:29Heh.
00:26:30Just because you were caught in the act with that little taco twister?
00:26:34Big deal.
00:26:35Listen, when I was your age, I had a jap for a lover.
00:26:39That little runt and I were so hot for each other.
00:26:42They used to have to throw cold water on us.
00:26:44On the pool table, eh?
00:26:46Wish I'd been there with my Polaroid.
00:26:48Please, please, please.
00:26:49This is my daughter you're talking about.
00:26:51I know that.
00:26:52But after all, there's no sense in crying just because one slice has been cut off the old load.
00:26:57Well, if I'm going to drive you to the airport.
00:26:59Don't answer.
00:27:00It's another one of those filthy anonymous calls.
00:27:02Hello, Christian Sporting House.
00:27:09I see.
00:27:09Well, thank you very much.
00:27:11By the way, your sister's here and she's already made over 200 bucks.
00:27:14Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:27:44Hey, I think they're after us.
00:27:53Who's after us?
00:27:54Looks to me like you've got a few Hell's Angels on your tail.
00:27:57Whee!
00:27:58I'd like to have a few Hell's Angels on mine.
00:28:00Hey, you need to know!
00:28:02Hey, sir!
00:28:03Isn't that Emmanuel?
00:28:05I don't know, honey.
00:28:06You know him a lot better than I do.
00:28:07Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:28:14Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:28:44For that magazine you get.
00:28:45Whips and chains?
00:28:47No, the other one.
00:28:48Leather ladies.
00:28:50Oh, you're right.
00:28:51She does.
00:28:54Maybe they just want to talk to us.
00:28:56I'd like to have a talk with that big one.
00:28:59I'll bet you would.
00:29:02It's not talk they want, I'll tell you that.
00:29:04Hey, maybe they want to give you a nice lesson in civics.
00:29:06Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:29:08It's not funny, Livia.
00:29:10It's not a funny situation.
00:29:17I think that's your plane over there.
00:29:24Flight 1347 for New York.
00:29:29Boarding now at gate seven.
00:29:31Hey, gringo, you in some big hurry?
00:29:37Yes.
00:29:38That is, we're trying to catch a plane.
00:29:40You trying to catch a plane?
00:29:41You in big hurry, huh?
00:29:42You trying to run away from something?
00:29:44No, of course not.
00:29:46Now, look, look here.
00:29:47We're just, uh, my daughter's going away to school in New York,
00:29:50and we're just trying...
00:29:51Look, why don't you folks just say what it is you want, for God's sake?
00:29:54We want a little chicken.
00:29:56What?
00:29:56What?
00:29:57Lethal chicken?
00:29:58What in heaven's name are you people talking about?
00:30:01Yeah, give us the little chicken.
00:30:03Give her to us.
00:30:04What in the name...
00:30:05Now, look, you people.
00:30:06This isn't some godforsaken border town
00:30:08where you can just, uh, go about as you please
00:30:11and bother innocent people
00:30:12and do, do, do Mexican things.
00:30:16Wait a minute.
00:30:16Let me handle this.
00:30:18Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
00:30:20Now, I think we can all find a way to be cool about this.
00:30:22We're all members of the same club.
00:30:24You know what I mean?
00:30:25Now, I have this wristwatch here.
00:30:27It's a very valuable Jagoff Rone.
00:30:29Self-winding, rushed shock, waterproof.
00:30:31Built-in calendar.
00:30:32We don't want your watch.
00:30:34A stoppen graduated to the tenth of a second.
00:30:36We don't want your stinky watches.
00:30:38A little window that shows the phases of the moon.
00:30:46Now, wait a minute.
00:30:47Just you haul your horses?
00:30:51Donata, Donata!
00:30:53Emanuel, is that you?
00:30:55Emanuel, come here.
00:31:01Emanuel, what is this all about?
00:31:05You know him?
00:31:06You know little brother?
00:31:08Well, yes, I...
00:31:09You dishonor our family.
00:31:11What?
00:31:12What in heaven's name are you talking about?
00:31:14Emanuel Schultz.
00:31:15Emanuel is good boy.
00:31:20Emanuel was good boy.
00:31:22Emanuel was perching.
00:31:23Emanuel was studying to be priest.
00:31:25But I didn't mean...
00:31:26Show us the one who did this thing to you.
00:31:34But I didn't mean to.
00:31:35This is absurd.
00:31:45This is the 20th century.
00:31:48We're in the Midwest!
00:31:51Now, listen, ladies.
00:31:53A little bit of flagellation is okay.
00:31:54But this is going too far.
00:31:56You wouldn't dare.
00:32:00You ruin him.
00:32:02We ruin you.
00:32:03Thanks.
00:32:04We...
00:32:05For God's sakes, ladies.
00:32:09We're all citizens.
00:32:10No, don't hurt.
00:32:21This woman is mine.
00:32:25Gardner!
00:32:34Hey, over here!
00:32:40Look down!
00:32:41Look down!
00:32:46No!
00:32:47There's what is that!
00:32:49Oh, it's me!
00:33:04Oh, Miss Christian!
00:33:07Stay with me!
00:33:08Wait!
00:33:12Wait!
00:33:17Wait!
00:33:29Daddy, get on!
00:33:32Oh!
00:33:38¡Estoy conmigo!
00:34:08Oh, it was before us.
00:34:12¡Shigmar!
00:34:13Break out that Stratus, Richard.
00:34:15We've got a horizontal here.
00:34:27Uncle Jack.
00:34:28He's hurt. Look.
00:34:29My God, if we weren't on orders,
00:34:31I'd drop in there with my men
00:34:32and we'd wait those lice off the face of the earth.
00:34:35Listen, he's unconscious.
00:34:37No, no, no, no. It was just a personal thing.
00:34:46No, no, no. They were just some Mexicans. Look, isn't there something...
00:34:52Mexicans, Albanians, Litvax, they're damn near interchangeable.
00:34:59I may not have been first in my class, but I know one or two things about trickery and deceit.
00:35:04Right, right. Listen, I think my brother's in bad shape. Isn't there something you could do?
00:35:09All right. All right, let me through here. Let me through here.
00:35:15Give that body some breathing space.
00:35:17Oh, watch your hand, Charlie.
00:35:22There's a heart beating in there. By God, those cockroaches haven't licked us yet.
00:35:27Oh, can't you do anything?
00:35:29I can hope and I can pray, little lady, and so can you.
00:35:32They haven't taken that privilege away from us yet.
00:35:35It's all my fault.
00:35:37I'm no doctor, but I can tell you this. I've seen casualties in my time, plenty of them.
00:35:41And this man is in bad shape. Let's face facts.
00:35:44That stuff that's coming out of his head there is blood.
00:35:46Oh, no. Daddy, please, say something.
00:35:50Oh, no, none of that. None of that. No tears now.
00:35:54Little soldiers don't cry.
00:35:56Is there a doctor on board?
00:35:58Negative.
00:35:58Swell. What kind of an outfit is this?
00:36:01Fighting outfit. We travel light, move fast, hit and run.
00:36:04A man gets it, we leave him behind. That's one of the prices we have to pay for democracy.
00:36:08Oh, now, wait a minute, General. I have some rather influential friends in Washington.
00:36:11How many things you do?
00:36:12I'll just bet you have some pals in Pinkoville.
00:36:16I'll just bet you know some of those upper echelon comm simps.
00:36:19Well, let me tell you something.
00:36:21Mister, that does not cut the mustard here, see?
00:36:24Now, wait a minute. I'm not trying to bust up World War III or anything.
00:36:27Some kind of a political science teacher.
00:36:29Oh, me?
00:36:29Fulbright scholar, maybe.
00:36:30I'm just trying to...
00:36:31Unless you subscribe to the New York Times, huh?
00:36:34And go to foreign films, maybe eat a little caviar, huh?
00:36:38What do my eating habits have to do with it?
00:36:39Well, let me tell you something, Mr. Caviar Lover.
00:36:42And this is K-Rations talking now.
00:36:45This concerns all of you.
00:36:47You hear me?
00:36:48This is Special Order Number 902783.
00:36:52While you are on board this aircraft, you are under my command, huh?
00:36:57You are under the command of R.A. Smite Brigadier General,
00:36:59United States Special Reconnaissance Tactical Paratroop Command,
00:37:02Spec Rectac Paracom.
00:37:03I am responsible for the success of this mission,
00:37:06which is to stay aloft,
00:37:07coming down only when necessary to refuel and take on supplies
00:37:10until we are ordered by Spec Rectac Paracom HQ
00:37:12to jump in anytime, anywhere and get the job done.
00:37:15Do you comprehend me?
00:37:16But this man...
00:37:18This man!
00:37:18This man!
00:37:19I have 24 men to take care of!
00:37:23Can you read me?
00:37:2424!
00:37:25Out and off!
00:37:251, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 10, 10, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 13, 14, 14, 14, 14, 15, 15, 16, 15, 16, 16, 17, 16, 18, 19, 19, 19, 19, 19, 19, 20, 20, 30, 30, 30, 30, 31, 30!
00:37:34Bingo!
00:37:37Pretty damn impressive, right?
00:37:39I'll say all those men counting right up to 24 without a single mistake.
00:37:42What else do the boys do?
00:37:43You name it, they'll carry it out.
00:38:38My God,
00:38:40if that doesn't make you proud to be an American,
00:38:44and as far as I'm concerned,
00:38:46you've got spit for blood.
00:38:48Look, that was a great dance number.
00:38:50But let's face it.
00:38:52My brother-in-law's lapsed into a dandy coma.
00:38:54Yeah.
00:38:56And he's leaking badly.
00:38:58He's gotta have a transfusion.
00:39:02What?
00:39:04A transfusion.
00:39:08Transfusion?
00:39:10General, please.
00:39:12I'll do anything.
00:39:14Anything.
00:39:18Anything.
00:39:22Gleesmaier!
00:39:23Gleesmaier!
00:39:24Bring out that first aid equipment!
00:39:30Get that man ready for blood.
00:39:32He loved that jacket.
00:39:34Donors.
00:39:35We'll need donors.
00:39:36We'll do it.
00:39:37Wait a minute.
00:39:38As you were.
00:39:40This man is your brother, right?
00:39:41Yes.
00:39:42And all of you?
00:39:43You're all family?
00:39:44Of course.
00:39:45Well, then.
00:39:46What in God's name are you thinking of?
00:39:47I'm afraid I don't follow you.
00:39:48Well, what I'm saying, mister, is...
00:39:51You can't give blood to a member of your own family.
00:39:52Why can't I?
00:39:53Why can't you?
00:39:54Why can't you?
00:39:55That was my question, yes.
00:39:56Well, because that's...
00:39:57That's incest.
00:39:58Well, am I wrong?
00:39:59I'm afraid I'm afraid I don't follow you.
00:40:00I'm afraid I don't follow you.
00:40:01Well, what I'm saying, mister, is...
00:40:04You can't give blood to a member of your own family.
00:40:06Why can't I?
00:40:07Why can't you?
00:40:08Why can't you?
00:40:09That was my question, yes.
00:40:10Well, because that's...
00:40:15That's incest.
00:40:16Well, am I wrong?
00:40:28General.
00:40:29Yes?
00:40:30Come over here, please.
00:40:31Yes, what is it?
00:40:32What is it?
00:40:33Let me explain something to you.
00:40:35What you're talking about is...
00:40:37Is when...
00:40:39You see?
00:40:49By God, what kind of people are you?
00:40:52Is there nothing sacred?
00:40:56Oh, General, please.
00:40:59Don't worry, little girl.
00:41:00Don't you worry.
00:41:02We won't let your daddy die.
00:41:04General, what about some of your men giving some of their blood?
00:41:07I'll be glad to pay for it.
00:41:08Out of the cushion, those boys might be going into combat any minute.
00:41:11They'll need all their strength.
00:41:12You with the white hat.
00:41:13You're next of kin.
00:41:14Come with me.
00:41:22Snap to, fly boys.
00:41:23Oh, yes, sir.
00:41:26There's a man back there in bad shape.
00:41:27He caught one in the head.
00:41:29It may be the big casino for him unless he gets some good American blood.
00:41:33Do you read me?
00:41:34Yes, sir.
00:41:35We'll take over here.
00:41:36Your orders to get back there and transfuse.
00:41:38Yes, sir.
00:41:39Yes, sir.
00:41:48Now, let's talk turkey.
00:41:49But, Gerald, don't you think I should be back there with...
00:41:51At ease.
00:41:52Now, here's the situation as I see it.
00:41:54A man like me hasn't got time for big words or fancy speeches.
00:41:57I'm going to say what I have to say just once, and I want you to read me loud and clear.
00:42:01Some of us haven't had time for the nice, soft, easy life.
00:42:05You understand?
00:42:07Some of us haven't had much Dolce in our Vitas.
00:42:11How can I help?
00:42:14Well, I want you to, uh...
00:42:15Yes?
00:42:17Strip down.
00:42:18But, General, as much as I respect your rank, I think that...
00:42:24As you were.
00:42:25I'm not asking for respect.
00:42:27I'm asking for something more.
00:42:28I know it must get terribly lonely up here.
00:42:31Lonely?
00:42:32That's Section 8 talk, girly.
00:42:34A man can't be lonely when he's surrounded by 24 of the finest boys who ever chow down together.
00:42:41But I've been in this crate for, by God, for six years.
00:42:46Six years barreling along in the belly of this monster.
00:42:50Both eyes peeled for the enemy, waiting for the big one.
00:42:54Six years without a movie, without a leave, without the US show.
00:42:57Six years without a woman.
00:42:59That must be some kind of a record.
00:43:01So I'm asking you, in the name of all that's sacred to the free world,
00:43:06for the sake of those of us who are stemming that vicious, slimy tide of totalitarianism,
00:43:13for those of us who stand with our backs against the wall and our fingers in the dike,
00:43:20I'm asking you, if you love your country,
00:43:24give me one little peek.
00:43:30You make me proud to be an American.
00:43:32But, General, you said you just wanted to look.
00:43:34Sometimes looking isn't enough.
00:43:38But, General, you said you just wanted to look.
00:43:39Sometimes looking isn't enough.
00:43:40Sometimes looking isn't enough.
00:43:41But, General, you said you just wanted to look.
00:43:43Sometimes looking isn't enough.
00:43:45But, what is it you want?
00:43:46I want you to bear my child.
00:43:47I want you to bear my child.
00:43:48But, General, you said you just wanted to look.
00:43:52I want you to bear my child.
00:44:11I want a child.
00:44:15I want a child.
00:44:18Oh!
00:44:19Oh!
00:44:20Oh!
00:44:21¡Gracias!
00:44:51¡This mía, no!
00:44:53¡It's stand-tall!
00:44:55¡Chin-up, chest-out, chain-of-command!
00:44:56Orders of the day, name, rank, and serial number.
00:45:04Oh, I really hate to see them go, all those cute helmets at bay.
00:45:11Cover in concealment, massive retaliation.
00:45:21Oh, no, no.
00:45:28Oh, no.
00:45:28Oh, it certainly seems to be hell.
00:45:34Where'd they go?
00:45:35Where are they?
00:45:37By God, they've...
00:45:38They've gone without me.
00:45:40You can still catch them, if you hurry.
00:45:42Wait for me, boys.
00:45:44They can't go into action without me.
00:45:46Wait for me, boys.
00:45:48Wait for the old man.
00:45:51Will you please have an ambulance and a doctor standing by?
00:46:21Wooo!
00:46:21Wooo!
00:46:22Woooo!
00:46:22Wooo!
00:46:22Wooo!
00:46:23Wooo!
00:46:23Wooo!
00:46:23Wooo!
00:46:23Wooo!
00:46:23Wooo!
00:46:23Wooo!
00:46:24Wooo!
00:46:24Wooo!
00:46:25Wooo!
00:46:29Hi.
00:46:30Hi.
00:46:31Hi.
00:46:31Hi.
00:46:34I feel like you can.
00:46:37Well, got a clip on?
00:46:38Yeah.
00:46:38No, no, no.
00:47:08No, no, no.
00:47:38No, no, no.
00:48:08Don't worry, honey.
00:48:09If anything happens, you can always come and live with your old uncle.
00:48:12Yes, we'll teach you a thing or two.
00:48:14What do you mean, if anything happens?
00:48:16Well, I think we have to be realists.
00:48:18Nobody loves your daddy any more than I do.
00:48:20I'd chop off my right arm for him.
00:48:21You're left-handed.
00:48:23Well, that's beside the point.
00:48:24Look, what I'm trying to say is, I'm sure that everything's gonna turn out all right, but, uh, if it doesn't, well, easy come, easy go.
00:48:33How can you say that?
00:48:35Well, no matter what happens, we have to go on living and loving.
00:48:41Dr. Cronkite's the best surgeon in the world for this kind of stuff, but even he can screw up.
00:48:45Isn't it bad luck to say that?
00:48:47Only for the patient.
00:48:48Dr. Cronkite's the best surgeon in the world for this kind of thing.
00:49:18Dr. Cronkite's the best surgeon in the world for this kind of thing.
00:49:48Dr. Cronkite's the best surgeon in the world for this kind of thing.
00:50:19The patient is suffering from a severe infocortical displacement complicated by massive ganglionic contractions.
00:50:25There's an immediate danger of three-phase nodular blockage.
00:50:28and although I believe we can successfully
00:50:31obviate this particular menace
00:50:32we'll have to be extremely careful
00:50:35about more permanent damage
00:50:37in the post-operative state
00:50:39resulting from hydrocellular lymphococcus
00:50:42as we know
00:50:44this can turn into a condition
00:50:46known as Ratner's Syndrome
00:50:48in which case the patient
00:50:51will continue to live
00:50:52and have almost full use
00:50:54of his muscular system
00:50:55his mental capacity will be reduced
00:50:58to the level comparable with that
00:51:00of a rather mature cucumber
00:51:01now then
00:51:05this leaves us with several
00:51:08interesting choices
00:51:09one
00:51:12we can perform that traditional bump
00:51:16and loop fusion
00:51:17this would require lifting off two-thirds
00:51:20of the skull and exposing the patient's brain
00:51:22to an inordinate amount of A.D.
00:51:25atmospheric threat
00:51:26right?
00:51:28or two
00:51:28we could slip in crackly
00:51:30under one shoulder blade
00:51:31using the technique developed by
00:51:33Bledsoll and Mammus
00:51:34Johns Hopkins
00:51:35in their series of
00:51:36experimental operations
00:51:37on spider monkeys
00:51:38huh?
00:51:42well let's face it
00:51:43this is a human being
00:51:47we're operating on here today
00:51:48not the spider monkey
00:51:49if there's anyone here
00:51:53who doesn't think there's a big
00:51:54big difference between the two
00:51:55you can just get the hell out of here
00:51:57right now
00:51:58no
00:52:00all right
00:52:04just
00:52:06what are we going to do?
00:52:10dr. Harris
00:52:11I feel that we should
00:52:13commence with a subcranial incision
00:52:16and then we're double dog now
00:52:17I was just going to suggest
00:52:19that we start
00:52:20without the goblin loop
00:52:21what it seems to me
00:52:22is that this operation
00:52:23is going to be
00:52:24oh can't the gibberish
00:52:25I'll tell you exactly
00:52:28what we're not going to do
00:52:29we're not going to get all hung up
00:52:32in these old-fashioned
00:52:33tried and true
00:52:34cornball methods
00:52:35now are we?
00:52:37no
00:52:37we're going to throw the book away
00:52:39and take it
00:53:09I'm going to throw the book away
00:53:28I'm going to throw it
00:53:30into the building
00:53:31and then there's a gun
00:53:32powder
00:53:33here's a gun
00:53:35and then there's a gun
00:53:35that's going to be
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00:57:44No, no, no, no.
00:58:14No, no, no, no.
00:58:44I change his name because rich New York doctors ain't no dedos.
00:58:50That's why he ain't going to play no footsies with no girl named Christian.
00:58:56I see you here, tippy-tozing around anymore, and I'm going to take this brush and...
00:59:02This hospital is filled with very sick people.
00:59:11What did you say?
00:59:12I just said...
00:59:13Never mind.
00:59:14I heard it the first time.
00:59:16You said sick.
00:59:18All I meant was...
00:59:19I don't give a damn what you meant.
00:59:20These people have feelings just like everybody else in the world.
00:59:23And they don't have to be subjected to any of your superior heirs.
00:59:26All I want to do is find Dr. Cronkite.
00:59:28Oh, what for?
00:59:30I want to ask him something.
00:59:31I'll just bet you do.
00:59:33Well, listen to me, little Miss Bright Eyes.
00:59:35I'm Dr. Cronkite's personal nurse.
00:59:38Personal!
00:59:38Well, look, this is Cronkite.
00:59:41I want you now.
00:59:43Come!
00:59:45He wants me.
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