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Hangin’ with the Homeboys (1991) is a coming-of-age comedy-drama that follows four friends spending one unforgettable night in New York City. As they cruise through the city, their conversations reveal dreams, struggles, and the bonds of friendship. Filled with humor, heart, and authentic storytelling, the film captures the ups and downs of growing up and the importance of loyalty.  Hangin with the Homeboys 1991, Hangin with the Homeboys movie, 90s comedy drama, coming of age films 1991, New York city movies, urban comedy drama, classic 90s movies, unforgettable night films, friendship story movies, Mario Joyner Hangin with the Homeboys, John Leguizamo movies, Doug E Doug films, 1991 comedy drama, cult classic 90s films, friendship and loyalty movies, growing up comedies, 90s coming of age films, funny friendship films, authentic 90s cinema, nostalgic comedy drama, urban coming of age stories, comedy drama about friends, heartwarming 90s movies, underrated 90s films, New York city night films, young adulthood films, classic friendship comedies, 1991 cult movies, 90s indie comedy drama, friendship journey films, 90s city life films, must watch 90s comedies, night in the city movies, early John Leguizamo films, comedy with heart 90s, friendship lessons movies, 90s New York films, best 90s comedy dramas, city adventure comedies, heartfelt comedy drama films

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00:00:00You

00:00:30Yo, man, what's up with that?

00:00:39You know me? You talking to me?

00:00:41Yo, homie, you getting bad with me?

00:00:43You want me to fuck you up?

00:00:46Fuck him up, man.

00:00:47Two-pointer, man.

00:00:50You couldn't fuck up your own mother.

00:00:53That motherfucker, you died.

00:00:55Come here, man.

00:00:55Come on.

00:00:56Fuck.

00:00:58Come here, man.

00:01:00That's a little bit.

00:01:01Ow.

00:01:05Ow, hurt it.

00:01:07You're looking a little more, man.

00:01:12Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for attending another performance of Ghetto Theater.

00:01:20Return with us next week as we perform our rendition of Romeo and the Toya.

00:01:24I got the power!

00:01:27Like a demon, I'm steaming.

00:01:45Like a crook, I'm scheming.

00:01:46I'm in opposition, call it whip cream in.

00:01:48Trigger skin with a lyric.

00:01:49Grind breaking the bones.

00:01:50Still your soul with the tone of a microphone.

00:01:52In this game, I fight, bomb, will cry, survive, take a dime.

00:01:55Your brain is on no job.

00:01:57Miracle strong.

00:01:58Even in my last hour.

00:02:00Snap, Jack.

00:02:01Because I got the power.

00:02:12I got the power!

00:02:14Like the dragon, I'm with my snap attack.

00:02:17Front to back.

00:02:17End this thing called crack.

00:02:19Digger like a shuffle, rhyme double on a heavenly one.

00:02:22Fight for bass.

00:02:23Turn up the trouble.

00:02:24Riding with my day and night hold the time.

00:02:267-14.

00:02:27Fly, divine.

00:02:28Maniac, radiac, win the game.

00:02:30I'm the lyrical Jesse J.

00:02:32Tell my car, if you're a king.

00:02:33Come on.

00:02:34Go home.

00:02:35Yee!

00:02:36Watch out.

00:02:40I'm going home.

00:02:55Go ahead.

00:02:56Come on.

00:02:58Time to go outside.

00:02:59Be quiet.

00:03:00I'm in a car.

00:03:02Maria to the front counter, please.

00:03:24Maria to the front counter.

00:03:26Johnny, Monday's the deadline on that Hispanic scholarship

00:03:29that I've been telling you about, remember?

00:03:31Oh, yeah, right.

00:03:32I forgot about that.

00:03:34My son's got his ink two weeks already,

00:03:36so you better get moving.

00:03:37Yeah, OK, I will.

00:03:40OK.

00:04:01Hey, how you doing, Daria?

00:04:05Oh, hi, Johnny.

00:04:07How you doing?

00:04:08I'm doing all right.

00:04:10I haven't seen you in the store in a long time, you know?

00:04:14Oh, yeah.

00:04:16I've been feeling kind of lazy, you know?

00:04:19There's not one in the shop.

00:04:20Oh, yeah, yeah, I know that feeling.

00:04:25Hey, you know, I was wondering, you know, if you're not doing

00:04:29anything tomorrow night, would you maybe like to go out or something?

00:04:33No, I'm sorry.

00:04:35I've got plans.

00:04:36Well, I'll be seeing you.

00:04:38All right, I'll be seeing you.

00:04:40All right, I'll be seeing you.

00:04:55Maybe next week, OK?

00:04:58Okay?

00:04:59Oh, yeah, next week. That sounds terrific.

00:05:02Okay. Bye.

00:05:05All right, bye.

00:05:07God bless you.

00:05:11I'll get her. I'll get her.

00:05:19Look, Mr. Stevens, we're quite fed up with your behavior.

00:05:23We've sent you out to several work programs, and you never show up.

00:05:27If you don't want your welfare checks terminated, you'd better straighten up.

00:05:33This is because I'm black, right?

00:05:35What are you talking about?

00:05:37Look, you can be honest with me. You're doing this to me because I'm black, right?

00:05:42Fine. I'll be honest.

00:05:44I'm doing this because I think you're a bum.

00:05:47Oh, I'm a bum. Oh, I'm a bum.

00:05:49You call me a bum because I'm black, right?

00:05:50See, if I was a white guy, I'd be eccentric, but now I've got to be a bum, right?

00:05:53No, if you were a white guy, you'd be a white bum.

00:05:57I don't think that's funny.

00:05:59It wasn't meant to be.

00:06:00I think you're not showing up to our work programs because you don't want to be involved in them,

00:06:05which would simply lead to a termination of your checks.

00:06:08Oh, no. Oh, whatever gave you that idea?

00:06:11Oh, I love your work programs, especially the one you sent me on last week.

00:06:14You know, the one where I'm supposed to clean the toilets?

00:06:15Oh, I love that type of stuff.

00:06:17Oh, I do that type of stuff all the time at home.

00:06:19I mean, that's what you would expect a black man to do, right?

00:06:22Look, this conversation is over.

00:06:24I'm sending you to one last program.

00:06:27It's in Brooklyn.

00:06:29Brooklyn? That's like on the other side of the world, man.

00:06:31If you don't go, your case will be terminated.

00:06:37You're doing this because I'm black, right?

00:06:38We have several kinds of magazines to choose from, sir,

00:06:43even magazines specific to your occupation.

00:06:46By the way, sir, what is your occupation?

00:06:47Well, we have several kinds of magazines, sir,

00:06:50even magazines specific to your occupation.

00:06:52Can I ask what your occupation is?

00:06:54Oh, that's wonderful.

00:06:55Yes, we have all kinds of magazines, sir,

00:06:57even magazines specific to your occupation.

00:06:59What is your occupation, sir?

00:07:01Oh, you're an agent.

00:07:02Oh, really?

00:07:03You mean like in movies?

00:07:05Oh, well, my name is Thomas McNeil, and I'm an actor.

00:07:07Yeah, really?

00:07:10What have I done?

00:07:12Well, did you see Rain Man?

00:07:13I was up to play a part of a waiter in Rain Man,

00:07:16but they wrote out the scene.

00:07:17Yeah, that happens sometimes.

00:07:20Listen, look, forget about the magazines.

00:07:23They suck. Just take my word for it.

00:07:25Do you think I can get your name or your address?

00:07:27Yes, we have excellent magazines, sir.

00:07:30All sorts of magazines,

00:07:31even magazines specific to your occupation, sir.

00:07:37I don't know.

00:07:50Oh, my...

00:08:10Hello?

00:08:12Hey, Candy, how you doing?

00:08:16Yeah, I'm fine.

00:08:19No, I'm fine.

00:08:21When, tonight?

00:08:22No, I can't.

00:08:23I'm hanging out with the fellas.

00:08:26No.

00:08:27When?

00:08:28When did I promise that?

00:08:30Aw, come on, babe.

00:08:32You know, you can't count on anything I say when I'm doing that.

00:08:39Hello?

00:08:49Hey, Wendy, how you doing?

00:08:56I'm okay.

00:08:58What?

00:08:59No, I can't.

00:09:00After that, I'm hanging out with the fellas.

00:09:03No.

00:09:04I know, Wendy, but when did I promise that?

00:09:09Figures.

00:09:12Well, I'm sorry, Wendy, but I can.

00:09:14I told...

00:09:15But, Wendy, but listen...

00:09:17But, Wendy, but listen...

00:09:19But, Wendy, but listen...

00:09:20All right, forget...

00:09:21All right, so I lied, okay?

00:09:23So forget...

00:09:43Oh, shit.

00:09:45What the fuck happened to you?

00:09:48Oh, shit!

00:09:51Oh, shit!

00:09:56Oh, shit!

00:09:58Huh?

00:10:03Damn.

00:10:04It's me, man.

00:10:05Oh, thank God.

00:10:06At first, I thought white people moved in the neighborhood.

00:10:11Hey, man, I'm a little short on cash tonight.

00:10:12I was hoping you could lend me a couple of bucks.

00:10:13Come on, man.

00:10:14A few dollars.

00:10:15How much you owe me already?

00:10:16I don't know.

00:10:1720, 30 dollars?

00:10:18I don't know.

00:10:19$137.86.

00:10:20Come on, man.

00:10:21I mean, what do you care anyway?

00:10:22You don't work for it.

00:10:23You get it from your girlfriends.

00:10:24Hey, what difference does it make way I get it from, man?

00:10:25That's how much you owe me.

00:10:26Look, you be honest with me.

00:10:27You're doing this because I'm black, right?

00:10:28I know.

00:10:29I'm doing this because you're an ugly motherfucker.

00:10:30Do me a favor.

00:10:31Do me a favor.

00:10:32Could you get the door for me, please?

00:10:33Yeah, yeah.

00:10:34Please.

00:10:35This is because I'm black.

00:10:36Because I'm a black man in the white land.

00:10:37Got me answering doors for you next day and I'll be driving a motherfucking Mrs. Daisy.

00:10:40What?

00:10:41What?

00:10:42What?

00:10:43What?

00:10:44What?

00:10:45What?

00:10:46What?

00:10:47What?

00:10:48What?

00:10:49What?

00:10:50What?

00:10:51What?

00:10:52What?

00:10:53What?

00:10:54What?

00:10:55What?

00:10:56What?

00:10:57What?

00:10:58What?

00:10:59What?

00:11:00What?

00:11:01I'm looking for Vinny.

00:11:02Who?

00:11:03Vinny.

00:11:05The guy who lives here.

00:11:07Vinny?

00:11:08Oh, you must be talking about Fernando.

00:11:11No, man.

00:11:12She means Vinny, man.

00:11:13Vinny.

00:11:14Come on in, baby.

00:11:15How you doing?

00:11:16Good.

00:11:17Hey, we're Vinny.

00:11:18Look, I brought you dinner at the pork chops with yellow rice.

00:11:20I made it myself.

00:11:21It's beautiful.

00:11:22Oh, baby.

00:11:23That's so nice.

00:11:24That's so sweet of you.

00:11:25I wish everybody was so nice to me.

00:11:26Nice to me.

00:11:36Come on in.

00:11:38You know, I wanted to ask you something, sweetie.

00:11:41If it's possible, you think you could give me a couple of dollars tonight?

00:11:45Because I'm running a little short.

00:11:47I thought we were staying in tonight.

00:11:50Well, you know what happened was this.

00:11:52Willie's father ran into a little problem, and he's like really, really sick.

00:11:58And so all the fellas were all gonna get together and we're gonna go visit him.

00:12:01Right, Willie?

00:12:02Huh?

00:12:03Right, Willie?

00:12:04Oh, um, yeah, um, he's gonna die.

00:12:07And if we don't visit him, you know, he's gonna die.

00:12:11And death hurts.

00:12:13You see, Willie has been so taken, he's so stunned with what's been going on

00:12:18that he says crazy things sometimes, right, Willie?

00:12:20Yeah, that's right, um, um, Fernand.

00:12:23F-Vinny.

00:12:25See what I mean?

00:12:29You're so sweet.

00:12:31How much do you need?

00:12:35Damn, man, what-

00:12:36Don't you stupid retarded all of the above?

00:12:38I didn't do anything.

00:12:39You did enough, bro. Do me a favor.

00:12:41From now on, if I ask you a question, don't say anything, man.

00:12:44Just nod, all right? Just nod.

00:12:45I was just trying to help you.

00:12:46Yeah, man, don't help, bro.

00:12:48Because if I need help from you, I know I'm in big trouble, all right?

00:12:51Do me a favor, just nod.

00:12:52Okay, okay.

00:12:53All right, so cut the shit, man.

00:12:54So where we going, bro?

00:12:55We're gonna go pick up Johnny.

00:12:57Johnny.

00:12:58Johnny.

00:12:59We just hung out with that sad sack motherfucker.

00:13:01We're gonna hang out with him again?

00:13:02Johnny's my best friend.

00:13:03I know that, man, but, you know, that guy, he gets so depressing and shit, man.

00:13:07You know, he's like fucking Mr. Spock and shit.

00:13:10Look, Johnny's ain't going, I ain't going.

00:13:12That's my boy, all right?

00:13:13Well, that's cool, man, but, you know, I mean, just tell the guy to lighten up.

00:13:16That's all.

00:13:17Okay, Fernando.

00:13:19Do me a favor, man.

00:13:21I can't believe you're calling me Fernando.

00:13:23From now on, do me a favor.

00:13:24Please, especially in front of a woman, you gotta call me Vinny.

00:13:27Do me a favor, man, promise me.

00:13:30Call me Vinny, all right?

00:13:31Okay, I'll call you Vinny Pantaglini if you want me to, all right?

00:13:34All right, man, because if I hear another one of you motherfuckers call me Fernando,

00:13:36I swear to God, I'm gonna die of a heart attack.

00:13:40Yo, what's up, John?

00:13:42Hey, Willie, how you doing, man, what's up?

00:13:44Yo, man.

00:13:45Hey, Fernando.

00:13:46Que paso?

00:13:47It's Vinny.

00:13:49Name's Vinny.

00:13:51Oh, yeah, yeah, right, right, Vinny.

00:13:52I forgot, I'm sorry, man.

00:13:53Sorry, sorry.

00:13:54So what are you guys doing here tonight, man?

00:13:56Yo, man, it's Friday night, hangout night, time to have some fun.

00:13:59Yeah, I don't know.

00:14:01I don't know, I feel kind of depressed tonight, man, I don't know.

00:14:03You see that, man?

00:14:05The guy's depressed.

00:14:06You don't want to take a chance on ruining the guy's depressed state, man.

00:14:08I'm serious as shit.

00:14:09Look, could you do me a favor, Vinciente, and stay out of this?

00:14:11I'm talking to my friend, okay?

00:14:12That's fine, that's fine.

00:14:13The only thing I'm saying is, you know, the guy's, you know, he's not feeling...

00:14:16Maybe we should just, you know, not twist his arm and stuff, you know what I'm saying?

00:14:19Could you do me a favor and go over there or something?

00:14:20I'm talking to my friend.

00:14:21That's fine.

00:14:22No, I'm gonna go.

00:14:23I'm just saying, you know, that's it.

00:14:26I'm not saying anything.

00:14:27Don't worry about it, Willie, man.

00:14:29Look, man, it's not gonna be the same without you.

00:14:31I don't know, man.

00:14:32I don't know.

00:14:33I don't know.

00:14:34I gotta wake up early tomorrow.

00:14:35I gotta open up the store tomorrow.

00:14:36You know, I don't know.

00:14:37Look, if you're not gonna do it for yourself, do it for me.

00:14:39All right?

00:14:40Please don't let me hang out with that clown all night.

00:14:42I don't...

00:14:44Oh, man, I don't know.

00:14:46All right.

00:14:47All right, you got me.

00:14:48You got me.

00:14:49All right?

00:14:50I'm gonna go check out, okay?

00:14:51Give me a minute.

00:14:52All right.

00:14:53Okay, man?

00:14:54He's not gonna go, right?

00:14:57He's going.

00:14:58He's gonna go.

00:15:00He's going.

00:15:01All right.

00:15:03Pay attention to me, okay?

00:15:05Do I have your attention?

00:15:07You wanted him to come, right?

00:15:08You understand what I just said?

00:15:09You wanted him to come, right?

00:15:11You.

00:15:12Nobody else.

00:15:13The magic word is you.

00:15:14Well, get to the point.

00:15:15You wanted him to come, then you are responsible.

00:15:17What?

00:15:18That's right.

00:15:19If by any chance I should have a boring, depressing evening because of him,

00:15:23you are responsible.

00:15:25You.

00:15:26Nobody else.

00:15:27You.

00:15:28All right?

00:15:29You.

00:15:30You.

00:15:31You.

00:15:44Jesus.

00:15:45I wear this stupid outfit so much, I think one morning it's gonna jump out of this locker

00:15:50and meet me at my front door.

00:15:52Hello.

00:15:53I don't know what you're talking about, man.

00:15:55I got, I got five of these ugly suckers myself at home, you know?

00:15:59All right.

00:16:01Oh, here's the scholarship form.

00:16:03You better take it because Monday's the deadline.

00:16:06Ah, Pedro.

00:16:09What?

00:16:10What?

00:16:11I don't know, man.

00:16:13I, I'm just, I'm just not the college type, all right?

00:16:17Well, what type are you?

00:16:19The supermarket type?

00:16:21Don't be stupid.

00:16:23You got a good shot at this.

00:16:25You got excellent grades in high school.

00:16:28You did.

00:16:29Yeah.

00:16:30Yeah, I can't understand how you wasted two years hanging around this joint.

00:16:35Because, I, I, I'll, I'll do it next year, all right?

00:16:40No, next year you'll be too late because you'll be too old to qualify.

00:16:45Take it.

00:16:48What are you afraid of?

00:16:49Take it.

00:16:50Why Johnny, man? Why him?

00:16:52All right, would you just shut up? Here he comes.

00:16:54What's up, guys?

00:16:55Where, where we're going?

00:16:57Come on.

00:16:58We're gonna go pick up Tommy, man.

00:16:59Oh, yeah?

00:17:00Okay.

00:17:01Come on.

00:17:02Let's go, Willie.

00:17:03I'm with Fernando.

00:17:04All right, would you just shut up?

00:17:05No, man, did you call Tommy to let him know you were coming?

00:17:06No, man, I'm sure it's cool.

00:17:07No, man, you can't just go barging into people's houses like that.

00:17:10That's ridiculous, man.

00:17:11That's, that's not right.

00:17:12Shh, shh.

00:17:13Watch this.

00:17:14Open up, it's the police!

00:17:18Open up.

00:17:20I know you got that nine-year-old girl in there.

00:17:22What?

00:17:23Oh, man.

00:17:24Oh, man.

00:17:25Oh, man.

00:17:26Oh, man.

00:17:27What?

00:17:28Oh, man.

00:17:29Oh, man.

00:17:30Oh, man.

00:17:31Oh, man.

00:17:32Oh, man.

00:17:33Oh, man.

00:17:34Oh, man.

00:17:35I can't just go barging into people's houses like that.

00:17:36That's ridiculous, man.

00:17:37That's not right.

00:17:38Shh.

00:17:39Watch this.

00:17:40Open up!

00:17:41It's the police!

00:17:42Oh, man.

00:17:46You big imitation Italian motherfucker.

00:17:50Come on, Angel.

00:17:54Hey, man, what y'all doing here?

00:17:55Yo, man, it's Friday night.

00:17:56Hangout night, man.

00:17:57I mean, y'all should think about calling somebody

00:17:59before you just come over to their house, man.

00:18:01Why, man?

00:18:02What's up?

00:18:03I made plans with my lady for the night.

00:18:04Uh-huh.

00:18:05See?

00:18:06See?

00:18:07I told you.

00:18:08I told you, man.

00:18:09Aw, come on, bro.

00:18:10Come on, man.

00:18:11You know how to hang out with the fellas?

00:18:12I mean, you'd have called earlier.

00:18:13Maybe I could change my plans, but it's too late now.

00:18:15I told you.

00:18:16Didn't I tell you guys?

00:18:17I told you.

00:18:18You shouldn't be barging into people's houses like that.

00:18:19Well, if he ain't going, he ain't going.

00:18:20That's it.

00:18:21What do you mean, if he's not going, he's not going?

00:18:23That shit, that's it.

00:18:24That's bullshit, man.

00:18:25What's the matter?

00:18:26That's bullshit, man.

00:18:27Well, Vinny, it's like you said, man.

00:18:28You shouldn't have to force somebody to do something

00:18:30that they don't want to do.

00:18:31You know, twist the arm and all that.

00:18:32This is different, OK?

00:18:33Tommy's got to go.

00:18:34He's got to.

00:18:35Oh, yeah, why?

00:18:36Why?

00:18:37Tommy's got something that you and me and Willie

00:18:39ain't got all put together.

00:18:40What's that?

00:18:41Tom has a car.

00:18:43Come on, bro.

00:18:44Man, we need you in your secondhand cop car, bro.

00:18:47You know, you've got to come.

00:18:48What's the matter with you?

00:18:49Plans with m'lady.

00:18:51Man, you're going to give up a night out of town, man,

00:18:54to go hang out with some girl?

00:18:56Yo, she ain't just some girl, man.

00:18:58She's an incredibly beautiful and wonderful girl, all right?

00:19:01I'll tell you what, this town, I think it's really love,

00:19:03all right?

00:19:04All right, man.

00:19:05Come on, man.

00:19:07When did Cupid shoot you in your ass?

00:19:08Come on.

00:19:09Huh?

00:19:10You're going to give up a night of hanging out with your homeboys,

00:19:12man, your bestest friends for years and years

00:19:14just so you can hang out with some ugly girl?

00:19:16Yo, Vinny, she ain't ugly, man.

00:19:17She's beautiful, incredibly beautiful.

00:19:19Come on, man.

00:19:20I know you're tasting women.

00:19:21She probably looks like a duck.

00:19:23Oh, shit.

00:19:24That's what you think, man.

00:19:25This girl's so fine, when you meet her,

00:19:26you'll be begging to drink her bathwater, motherfucker.

00:19:28Right here, I got $10 that says that your girl is ugly.

00:19:32Can you back it up?

00:19:33Yeah, I'll back it up.

00:19:34Okay, who here's with me?

00:19:35Who's with me?

00:19:36Oh, come on, man.

00:19:37You guys know Tommy's taste in women, man?

00:19:38All right, all right, all right, all right.

00:19:39I got a $10 food stand that says this girl is ugly with a capital UGG.

00:19:41All right, all right.

00:19:42I got $10 right here.

00:19:43I'm that ugly person, man.

00:19:44Yo, man, that's $30 I gotta back up, man.

00:19:45That's not fair.

00:19:46Well, you know, you don't want to say she's so fine, right?

00:19:47I mean, you don't want to, you know, what are you afraid?

00:19:48She's ugly and you're going to lose?

00:19:49What?

00:19:50I ain't afraid she's ugly, man.

00:19:51I know the girl's fine, man.

00:19:52It's just, you know, people have a different opinion what fine is.

00:19:53Now, how are we going to handle this?

00:19:54I got it.

00:19:55I got it, man.

00:19:56Why don't we judge her like a Miss America pageant?

00:19:57We vote on a scale of one to ten, bro.

00:19:58Your girlfriend's got to be at least...

00:19:59I got it.

00:20:00I got it.

00:20:01I got it, man.

00:20:02Why don't we judge her like a Miss America pageant?

00:20:03We vote on a scale of one to ten, bro.

00:20:04Your girlfriend's got to be at least...

00:20:16A nine.

00:20:17A nine?

00:20:18Come on, man.

00:20:19A nine's too high.

00:20:20If we vote, she got to be at least a five.

00:20:21A five?

00:20:22My grandmother's a five and she's dead.

00:20:25I don't care, man.

00:20:26A nine is just too high.

00:20:27Well, okay.

00:20:28Well, she's got to be at least a seven.

00:20:30A seven.

00:20:31There you go, man.

00:20:32Seven.

00:20:33Seven is cool.

00:20:34I could do that.

00:20:35How about you?

00:20:36Fine.

00:20:37You want to know what fine is?

00:20:38I'm going to show you fine.

00:20:39All right?

00:20:40This girl is fine.

00:20:41F-I-N-E.

00:20:42Fine.

00:20:43In fact, that should be her last name.

00:20:44Vanessa Fine.

00:20:45And another thing, y'all.

00:20:46Don't be so obvious, all right?

00:20:47Don't be staring at her like she's an eye shark.

00:20:49Because she's not only beautiful, but she's smart and she'll pick up on that.

00:20:54It's Tommy.

00:20:57Oh, hi, baby.

00:20:58How you doing?

00:20:59Honey, what you doing?

00:21:00How come you ain't dressed?

00:21:01I thought we was going out tonight.

00:21:02Oh, oh, no, no, no, no.

00:21:03I'm really sick.

00:21:04It just came over me this morning.

00:21:06Well, how come you ain't call me or something?

00:21:07Oh, I'm sorry.

00:21:08I've been asleep all day.

00:21:09I just forgot.

00:21:10Well, I guess that means tonight is off, huh?

00:21:12Oh, yeah.

00:21:13I'm really sorry.

00:21:14Oh, okay.

00:21:15All right.

00:21:16Well, I hope you feel better.

00:21:17Thanks, baby.

00:21:18Okay.

00:21:19Okay.

00:21:20Bye-bye.

00:21:24She's beautiful, Ace.

00:21:25She looks like a duck.

00:21:26With my money, man.

00:21:27What you talking about?

00:21:28Man, come on, man.

00:21:29She's gorgeous.

00:21:30Come on, Willie.

00:21:31Telling, man.

00:21:32I'll get a whole of two.

00:21:33A two?

00:21:34Will you keep your eyes in your ass?

00:21:35That's how I feel.

00:21:36Oh, come on, man.

00:21:37Y'all gotta be fair now.

00:21:38Cough up the dillies, bro.

00:21:39Wait a second, man.

00:21:40That's two for your side.

00:21:41I happen to think she's gorgeous, all right?

00:21:43That means Johnny here has to decide and vote.

00:21:45No, no, man.

00:21:46No, no.

00:21:47I don't wanna be decide and vote.

00:21:48What are you afraid of, bro?

00:21:50I'm not afraid, man.

00:21:52I'm not afraid.

00:21:53I just...

00:21:54It was just...

00:21:55I didn't get a good look at her.

00:21:57That's what happened.

00:21:58Well, that's it.

00:21:59He didn't get a good look at her, so that means we're all even.

00:22:01What?

00:22:02Even?

00:22:03No, bring the girl back out here, bro.

00:22:04Oh, no, that's stupid.

00:22:05I ain't bringing her back out here.

00:22:06All right.

00:22:07Then I guess that means we won, then, right?

00:22:08Because it's still two against one, right?

00:22:10Thirty dollars is thirty dollars.

00:22:13Sure.

00:22:14Now get a good look at her.

00:22:17Hi, sweetie.

00:22:18What you still doing here?

00:22:19Oh, you know, I was just worried about you, baby.

00:22:20Look, I was just wondering, you know, you want me to get you some aspirin or something from the store?

00:22:23What are you doing?

00:22:24I'm just admiring your beautiful skin.

00:22:26You know I always like to skin.

00:22:27Oh, you're such a romantic.

00:22:28No, I don't need anything.

00:22:29I just need to get back to sleep, okay?

00:22:31Okay.

00:22:32You go in and get your beauty rest dollar.

00:22:34Okay.

00:22:35All right.

00:22:36Bye, love.

00:22:37Bye-bye.

00:22:38Bye.

00:22:41Oh, no.

00:22:42Oh, no, guys.

00:22:43No, no.

00:22:44I don't want to be the deciding vote, okay?

00:22:45Just be honest.

00:22:47All right.

00:22:49Okay?

00:22:50All right.

00:22:51She was...

00:22:53She was sort of like, um...

00:22:55I don't know if she was...

00:22:57Because she had, um...

00:22:59No.

00:23:02Damn, man.

00:23:03She...

00:23:04She was an eight.

00:23:05All right!

00:23:06An eight!

00:23:07An eight!

00:23:08Make out all checks to Mr. Thomas McNeil.

00:23:11You told me to be honest with you, man.

00:23:12I was just being honest.

00:23:13She was drunk.

00:23:14Actually, she was looking at that.

00:23:15Don't worry about it.

00:23:16I don't know what to find it.

00:23:17You know who's responsible for this, right?

00:23:19You know who's responsible for this.

00:23:20You're responsible for this.

00:23:21You know who's responsible for this.

00:23:22Okay?

00:23:25Thank you, man.

00:23:26For the time you waited.

00:23:27Anticipated, collaborating, and dating with me.

00:23:30Heard the words of the new reigning artists.

00:23:32Listen to the beat.

00:23:33It started.

00:23:34Jam it.

00:23:35Trap it.

00:23:36Bass line.

00:23:37Banging in your ear.

00:23:38Never fear, cause I'm near.

00:23:39Me.

00:23:40B-R-I-N-C-E-R-D.

00:23:41Double E-N-I-N-I-N-A-W-N-I-C-E-R-D.

00:23:42I can't believe in the middle.

00:23:43Come see me.

00:23:44Dancing, moving where the mic starts.

00:23:45Checking the record from the shot down and the same.

00:23:46All right, when's the first stop, y'all?

00:23:47Wherever the girlies are, bro.

00:23:48Wherever the girlies are.

00:23:49You're crazy, Vinny, man.

00:23:50You're crazy.

00:23:51You keep messing with them girls like that, man, and one day, you're going to come down

00:23:54with something strange, man.

00:23:55Nah, nah, nah, not me.

00:23:56Let me show you something, man.

00:23:57You see this here?

00:23:58You see this?

00:23:59You know what this is?

00:24:00What?

00:24:01down with something strange. Nah, nah, nah, not me. Not me. Let me show you something, man.

00:24:06You see this here? You see this? You know what this is? What? What is this? What? What is this?

00:24:13I know what it is. What is this? I know. What is this? It's a condom, man. Wrong. It's a super

00:24:19condom. With this thing here, this thing has an ingredient in it called the Noxol 9. Hear what

00:24:24I said? I said, no, no, noxol 9. All right, with that, no matter who you with, no matter what they

00:24:29got, with this, knock that shit right out. You can fuck an elephant with this condom.

00:24:35I'm sure you have it. Oh, man, please don't bring your girlfriend into the conversation.

00:24:40Oh, man. Damn, Johnny, I know you like fat women. Oh, shit. Cut that shit out, man. Oh, shit. Look at that.

00:24:44The perfect opportunity for me to use my super condom, man. Slow the car down, man. Slow it down.

00:24:48Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, baby. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Come here, man. Oh, yo, Vinny, man. Get your ass off my face, man.

00:24:54What's your name, man? My name is Vinny. I'm from Italy.

00:24:58I'm trying to drive here. Don't pull it towards me, man.

00:25:03Damn, this is hazardous to my driving, man. Come on, baby. Why don't you come out in the car for a ride?

00:25:07Get in the air. Hey, hey. Come on. What are you doing, man?

00:25:09You trying to pick up my daughters? Huh? You trying to pick up my daughters?

00:25:11Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Man, let's get the fuck out of here.

00:25:15You don't pick up my daughters, Tommy. You're a puta. I'll kill you, man. I'll kill you.

00:25:19Come on, Tommy. Move the car, man. Come on, Max.

00:25:21Come on, man.

00:25:22Oh, shit.

00:25:23Oh, shit.

00:25:25Oh, yeah.

00:25:28Oh, shit.

00:25:30Oh, shit.

00:25:31Oh, shit.

00:25:33Yo, look, man. If them boys would've hit my car, I'd kick your ass, man.

00:25:36Nah, man. It wasn't my fault.

00:25:37It was your fault. You didn't want to make that crazy Puerto Rican come over here.

00:25:41Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on. Come on. Watch it with that crazy Puerto Rican stuff, man.

00:25:44Don't say that stuff wrong, people.

00:25:45What stuff? I just said crazy Puerto Rican.

00:25:47You said it again. I just told you not to say it and you said it again, man.

00:25:51Don't talk about one people like that, all right?

00:25:53Yo, Vinny, man.

00:25:54Vinny, did you hear the way he's talking about our people, man?

00:25:56Yo, Vinny, man. Don't you care?

00:26:02I tell you, man. What am I supposed to say to that shit?

00:26:05Come on, man. Say anything. Say something, man. But you don't even think you're Puerto Rican, do you?

00:26:09Hey, yo. He's Italian.

00:26:11Hey, nah, man. I can't believe you're saying that. It's not true, man. I don't think I'm Italian, all right?

00:26:15Y'all, is there any more brews back there?

00:26:17No, no, no, Tommy, man. You had the last one.

00:26:20Well, Dan, we gotta stop. Then I'm gonna get some more.

00:26:22Hey, Johnny, put another dollar in, man.

00:26:28I didn't see anybody else put another dollar in, man.

00:26:30He's mad too, man.

00:26:31Thanks.

00:26:33Hey, man, you ain't got nothing?

00:26:35You can't put in 50 cent?

00:26:37Damn, Willie, man, you pitiful.

00:26:39Come on, y'all. Put me down.

00:26:40Yeah, I'll put you down, man.

00:26:42You're an ugly motherfucker. How's that?

00:26:45I'll be kidding, man.

00:26:46I'm sorry, Willie.

00:26:48Come on, don't worry about it. We all got your way, man.

00:26:49Hey, no, no, no. Don't count me in that.

00:26:51No more, man. I had it.

00:26:53Oh, come on. Come on, Vinny.

00:26:54Willie would do it for you if he had it.

00:26:55That's the point, man. That's the point.

00:26:56Willie never had... That boy never has any money,

00:26:58and I'm tired of it.

00:26:59Because that's the black thing, you see?

00:27:00That's the white man oppressing me, keeping me down.

00:27:02What is this, man? The Gettysburg Address?

00:27:04All right.

00:27:04No, man, forget it. I'll put in a difference, man.

00:27:06I just want to get some proof.

00:27:08You see, you're being brainwashed by the white man

00:27:10into thinking that all minorities got to be poor.

00:27:12Willie, please, please, shut the fuck up.

00:27:19Boy's always got to be coming to us for something.

00:27:22Hey, man, put me down.

00:27:24White man, black man.

00:27:27That shit.

00:27:29Do yourself a favor, man. Get a job. Stop bothering me.

00:27:34Do you have a job, Vinny, huh?

00:27:37Yeah.

00:27:39We're talking about him, man, not me.

00:27:41I know, man. Did you have a job?

00:27:43There it is.

00:27:44Ain't none of your business if I got a job or not.

00:27:47That's because you don't have a job, man.

00:27:49That's because all the money you've gotten

00:27:51and all the food you've ever gotten,

00:27:52everything you've ever gotten in your life,

00:27:53you've gotten from poor, innocent women.

00:27:55That's why, man.

00:27:56Because you're a leech and a parasite.

00:28:02You know who's responsible for this, right?

00:28:05Look at me.

00:28:06You know who's responsible for this?

00:28:09Yo, let's hit the road.

00:28:14Yo, man, I look like Louie Louie over there.

00:28:16Oh, shit, that's him.

00:28:19Louie, Louie.

00:28:21Louie, Louie.

00:28:21Don't.

00:28:24Hey, what's up, man?

00:28:26Yo, what's up?

00:28:27What's up?

00:28:28What's going on, man?

00:28:29Man, what you doing around here?

00:28:30Nothing much. Just chilling.

00:28:31Work, doing the same old.

00:28:33Tell me something, man.

00:28:33Any parties, anything going on tonight?

00:28:35Nah, not in the boogie down rocks, homeboy.

00:28:38The rocks is thick.

00:28:39But y'all should check out Manning Hattie.

00:28:42Oh, yeah? Manhattan's what's happening tonight?

00:28:44Nah, I don't feel like going to Manhattan.

00:28:45Yo, Manhattan is where it's at.

00:28:47That's why I don't even be hanging in the Bronx, Chief.

00:28:49Manhattan is the life, B.

00:28:51Yo, let's just hang out in the Bronx tonight, all right?

00:28:53Well, whatever, home piece.

00:28:54I got a tip.

00:28:55All right, Louie Louie.

00:28:55Take care, man.

00:28:56Peace.

00:28:56Oh, man.

00:28:57Louie Louie is bad, bro.

00:28:59He's dope and all that.

00:29:00Man, that boy's got dollars on his dollars.

00:29:02All right, here we go all around.

00:29:14One for Johnny.

00:29:16Can I check your ID, please?

00:29:19One for Willie.

00:29:20We didn't put in a fucking dime as usual.

00:29:23One for my man, Tommy, here.

00:29:25Thank you, brother.

00:29:26Excuse me, Tommy.

00:29:27How many beers did you already have, man?

00:29:29I don't know.

00:29:29Two or three.

00:29:30Yeah, two or three, man.

00:29:31Well, you should have another beer if you're going to be driving.

00:29:33I'm sorry.

00:29:34No, man, please.

00:29:35Vinny give me that guy.

00:29:35No, no, man.

00:29:36I'm serious, man.

00:29:37You can't be drinking and driving.

00:29:38You can't do that.

00:29:39Yo, man, you're going to be drinking and walking.

00:29:40You're going to give me that fucking beer, man.

00:29:42What the fuck's wrong with you?

00:29:43Come on, man.

00:29:43We got six in here.

00:29:44No, Vinny, don't give it to him, man.

00:29:45Get the fuck out of here, man.

00:29:46Please.

00:29:48What's the matter with you?

00:29:49I'm going to throw up, Johnny, man.

00:29:51Acting like a little kid and shit.

00:29:52You are, man.

00:29:53I don't know what you're afraid of, man.

00:29:54What the fuck are you afraid of, man?

00:29:56Oh, shit.

00:29:57Look.

00:29:57Look at that.

00:29:58And Louis Louis said there ain't nothing happening in the Bronx.

00:30:00Oh, my God.

00:30:01Yo, yo, hold up, Vinny.

00:30:02Before you say anything, make sure there ain't no big, fat, hairy motherfucking beer bottles

00:30:06out here, man.

00:30:07Fuck.

00:30:08Oh, Vinny.

00:30:09Oh, man.

00:30:09Just chill out.

00:30:10Oh, man.

00:30:11Come back in here, Vinny.

00:30:13Pull up.

00:30:13Come on.

00:30:14Chill out, man.

00:30:14Shit.

00:30:15Vinny.

00:30:16Oh, oh, oh.

00:30:19Come in.

00:30:20Oh, man.

00:30:22Don't make it back in here.

00:30:22Come on, man.

00:30:23Pull over.

00:30:24The last motherfucking man was throwing shit at my car, man.

00:30:26Pull the car over, man.

00:30:27Pull over, man.

00:30:28Pull over.

00:30:29The fuck you talking to little girls, man?

00:30:31Pull over.

00:30:32I'm pulling over.

00:30:32What are you doing, man?

00:30:33Hands on, man.

00:30:34Damn.

00:30:35Come on out of here, Tommy.

00:30:36How's your door?

00:30:37You all right?

00:30:38Where'd them women go, man?

00:30:39Where'd it go?

00:30:42Hey, you hear that?

00:30:43Yo, where's that coming from, man?

00:30:44Yo, where's that music coming from?

00:30:45Yo, look.

00:30:45Look right there in the window.

00:30:46You see that window right there?

00:30:47Oh, shit.

00:30:49There's a party going on up there.

00:30:50Come on.

00:30:50No, man, nobody knows you up there.

00:30:52No, man, I'll just knock on the door and say Jose sent us.

00:30:55Jose, man, you don't know no Jose, Vinny, man.

00:30:57Man, it's a Puerto Rican party.

00:30:58There's got to be at least one Jose up there, right?

00:31:05Vinny, man, it's not going to work, man.

00:31:07Damn.

00:31:07What's the matter?

00:31:12It's coming from over there.

00:31:19It's right here.

00:31:20It's not going to work, man.

00:31:21Stop it.

00:31:22Will you, man?

00:31:23I'm telling you, this is going to work, all right?

00:31:25Just let me do the talking.

00:31:26I'll get us in.

00:31:29Heck, man.

00:31:32Hey, how you doing?

00:31:34Can I help you?

00:31:36Jose sent us.

00:31:37Uh, yeah, well, okay.

00:31:46Come in.

00:31:58Man, I hate house parties.

00:31:59I always feel like I'm locked in a closet or something.

00:32:01Hey, man, you're the last guy who should say anything, all right?

00:32:03Because you ain't got no money.

00:32:04You got in here for free.

00:32:05So shut the fuck up.

00:32:07Where's the food?

00:32:08Hey, you can get yourself some food, man.

00:32:10I'm going to get me a woman.

00:32:11Man, man, I love Latin music, man.

00:32:17Oh, yeah, Tommy, I didn't know that, man.

00:32:19Oh, wait, wait.

00:32:19Why don't you go ahead and dance?

00:32:20Oh, no, I love music, but I can never dance to it, man.

00:32:22I just can't do it.

00:32:23Oh, sure you could, man.

00:32:24It's real easy.

00:32:24Anybody can dance.

00:32:25Yeah, I'll show you.

00:32:25That's what you want.

00:32:26Nah, nah, that's okay.

00:32:30Come on, try it, man.

00:32:31Come on.

00:32:32No, man, I'm afraid to.

00:32:33Why, man?

00:32:34Well, because that's how it starts, man.

00:32:36That's how what starts?

00:32:38You know, Johnny, that's how it starts.

00:32:40No, I don't know, man.

00:32:41Tell me, that's how what starts?

00:32:42It starts with the dancing, man.

00:32:44Then if I like that, next thing you know,

00:32:45I'll be wearing polyester soup with bell-bottled pants

00:32:47eating rice and beans.

00:32:48That's all right.

00:32:49Yo, Tommy, man, I take that as a racist statement, man.

00:32:53No, man, that ain't a racist statement.

00:32:54It's just a fact.

00:32:55I don't look good in bell-bottles.

00:32:56Oh, hi, baby.

00:32:59Come here.

00:32:59You know, you're very, very attractive.

00:33:01I just want to tell you something.

00:33:02Come here for a second.

00:33:03Come here.

00:33:07Ugly bitch.

00:33:23Yo, who invited you here, man?

00:33:25What was that?

00:33:25Jose?

00:33:27Jose?

00:33:28Jose?

00:33:29Which Jose, huh?

00:33:31Point him out.

00:33:32Um...

00:33:33He's probably not here.

00:33:37He's probably late or something.

00:33:38What's his last name?

00:33:40It's Jose.

00:33:40That's it, Tommy, you're getting it, man.

00:33:55Oh, my God, man.

00:33:56I think I feel my pants expanding at the bottom already.

00:33:58Oh, cut this shit, man.

00:33:59Just keep dancing.

00:34:00Am I rocking it, huh?

00:34:01Yeah, you rocking it, man.

00:34:02You rocking it.

00:34:03Just keep it loose.

00:34:03That's it.

00:34:04Keep it flowing.

00:34:05Johnny, man, you're pretty good at this, man.

00:34:07What you do?

00:34:07I get on that dance floor and find you one of those hot Spanish mamas, man.

00:34:11You might find your future wife in there tonight.

00:34:12You never know.

00:34:13Not me, man.

00:34:14I'm not gonna go that far.

00:34:15I already got my mind on a special girl.

00:34:18Oh, yeah?

00:34:18Who is she?

00:34:19Oh, Tommy, this girl, she's innocent and virginal.

00:34:22Oh, man, you took some single you've been talking about for weeks?

00:34:24You still ain't get that booty yet?

00:34:26This girl's not about booty, man.

00:34:27She's shy and a sensitive thing.

00:34:29Oh, she's innocent, virginal, shy and sensitive.

00:34:32I don't know about you, man, but to me, she sounds like she's a drag.

00:34:36Yeah, so, you know, after I finished law school, I decided I didn't want to, you know, devote

00:34:40my entire life to just one thing.

00:34:42So I was trying to find something in my life that I could do, like, on, you know, those

00:34:46dull spaces, like on the weekends and on holidays.

00:34:48That's when I decided to become an astronaut.

00:34:53Mendez.

00:34:53It was Mendez.

00:34:55Mendez.

00:34:56Oh, it was Mendez.

00:34:58Perez.

00:35:00Perez?

00:35:01No, it wasn't Perez.

00:35:02It could have been Perez.

00:35:04Um, Vasquez.

00:35:07Jose Vasquez.

00:35:09You know what I think, bro?

00:35:10I think you're full of shit, black boy.

00:35:17Is that what you think I am?

00:35:21I'm not black.

00:35:22I'm Dominican.

00:35:24You're Dominican?

00:35:28Si.

00:35:29Get the fuck out of here.

00:35:31Let's go.

00:35:31You guys come back here again.

00:35:55I'm going to get my gun.

00:35:57Fucking Pindale.

00:36:00God damn it, man.

00:36:01What the fuck's the matter with you guys?

00:36:04The hell did you guys do?

00:36:05What?

00:36:05Who?

00:36:06White who?

00:36:07Come on, man.

00:36:07You guys know.

00:36:08You must have done something to get our asses kicked out of here.

00:36:10You want to know what the fuck I did?

00:36:11You want to know what the fuck I did?

00:36:12I was born black, motherfucker.

00:36:14That's what I did.

00:36:14Man, stop with that black shit.

00:36:16They threw me out of that goddamn party because I was black.

00:36:18That's right.

00:36:20Hey, hold up, man.

00:36:21They said that to you in there?

00:36:22Yeah, that's right.

00:36:23That's your people for you.

00:36:24Oh, man.

00:36:25Oh, yo, wait a second, Willie.

00:36:26Wait a second, man.

00:36:26I was in that party, man.

00:36:28I was fighting for you, man.

00:36:29You're going to go say that shit now?

00:36:31That wasn't right, man.

00:36:32I didn't do shit.

00:36:33I didn't do shit.

00:36:33Wait a second, where you going?

00:37:02I'm driving into Manhattan, man.

00:37:04Louie Louie was right.

00:37:05The Bronx is black tonight.

00:37:07Well, when you get to Harlem, you can let me out.

00:37:09I mean, what you got against Manhattan?

00:37:11Look, I wait all week to hang out with you guys.

00:37:14I'm usually in my damn funky apartment, sitting there doing nothing, bored all week, bored

00:37:17to death.

00:37:18I die for these Fridays.

00:37:20I want to hang out with you guys.

00:37:21I want to hang out with my homeboys, not some white people from Manhattan.

00:37:24Well, I'm driving into Manhattan, and that's that, man.

00:37:27So just grow up and deal with it.

00:37:32I want to hang out with my homeboys, and we're going to have some fun tonight.

00:37:47Hang in with Dr. Feel good.

00:37:49He's going to make us feel all right.

00:37:51Hang in with the homeboys, and we're going to have some fun tonight.

00:37:56All right.

00:37:58Manhattan.

00:37:58And let's get some rich white women.

00:38:01Yeah, that's what you need, a white woman.

00:38:02That'll make you feel just great, won't it?

00:38:04Yo, yo, yo, fellas, yo.

00:38:05Y'all see that building right there?

00:38:06I auditioned for a part in a TV movie right there, this last week.

00:38:10Seriously, Tommy?

00:38:10So what happened, man?

00:38:12They love me, man.

00:38:13They said I was the best thing they've seen in a long time.

00:38:16They told you that?

00:38:17Hey, you know, when I was in college, man, I was the best actor in my acting class.

00:38:21They all looked up to me like I was William Shaq.

00:38:24College?

00:38:25Tommy, I didn't know you went to college, man.

00:38:27Hey, man, I went to college.

00:38:28I got a degree in everything, bro.

00:38:30You like it?

00:38:31No, I'll tell you the truth.

00:38:32It sucks.

00:38:33It's like a big stall, you know?

00:38:35Think nothing.

00:38:36I'll tell you, man, I agree with Tommy, man.

00:38:38I went to college.

00:38:40What, you?

00:38:41You went to college, man?

00:38:42Ah, ha.

00:38:43What?

00:38:44Hey, man, I went to...

00:38:45I'm a college man.

00:38:47What?

00:38:48I'm serious, man.

00:38:49And I'll tell you something, man.

00:38:51It was the most miserable, frustrating, humiliating two weeks of my life.

00:38:54Fuck that.

00:38:56Fuck it, man.

00:39:00Well, Tommy, man, if somebody came up to you and said, you know, I'm interested in going

00:39:06to college and all that, blah, blah, blah, blah, what would you tell them?

00:39:11I'd tell them not to waste their time, man.

00:39:14You know, I mean, you go to school for four years, you get that stupid degree, then you

00:39:17get out and get the same lousy jobs for the same lousy pay, man.

00:39:20It just ain't worth it, man.

00:39:26Yeah.

00:39:28You know, I see what you're saying.

00:39:30Oh, look away!

00:39:33Yeah, manny henny!

00:39:38This is the life, bitch.

00:39:40Yeah.

00:39:44Come on, man, it ain't no sin.

00:39:46Yo, man, you got a quarter?

00:39:52Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a quarter.

00:39:54You got a quarter?

00:39:55Yeah, I got a quarter.

00:39:55Come on, I got a quarter.

00:40:08Ow, man, watch it!

00:40:10Ow!

00:40:10Look at this, man.

00:40:13Oh, damn, they got a little TV here and everything.

00:40:14That's cool, man.

00:40:15Donnie, shut the fuck up.

00:40:16Put the quarter in, man.

00:40:17Come on, man, watch your leg.

00:40:19Watch out, man.

00:40:19I'm trying to get the quarter in, all right?

00:40:21Yo, man, somebody rubbing up against me.

00:40:22I don't like that shit.

00:40:23Oh, Tommy, you want to borrow my super condom with Ninox and all that?

00:40:27Man, that shit ain't funny, man.

00:40:29Hey, man, watch it!

00:40:30Oh, great, man.

00:40:31This is great, Tommy, man.

00:40:32What happened?

00:40:33Tommy knocked the quarter out of my hand, man.

00:40:36Slaying deer right by his foot.

00:40:37Hey, Tommy, why don't you bend down and pick up the quarter, man?

00:40:40Yo, man, fuck you.

00:40:41Come on, man.

00:40:42I ain't bending down in this fucking place.

00:40:44You crazy.

00:40:45I'll get it, man.

00:40:45I'll get it.

00:40:45I can reach you.

00:40:46I can reach you, man.

00:40:47Oh, man.

00:40:47Come on, take it easy.

00:40:48Whoa, whoa.

00:40:49Hey, what are you doing?

00:40:49Yo, watch your hands, man.

00:40:51Come on.

00:40:51Oh, man, this is stupid, man.

00:40:53Come on, everybody out the fucking booth.

00:40:54Come on.

00:40:55Get out the fucking booth.

00:40:56Come on.

00:40:57Come on.

00:40:58Let's go.

00:40:58Let's go out the fucking booth.

00:41:00Let's go out the fucking booth.

00:41:02Johnny.

00:41:03Johnny.

00:41:05Did you get the quarter, man?

00:41:06Yeah, I got the quarter.

00:41:08Good.

00:41:08Let's go in the fucking booth.

00:41:10Let's go in the fucking booth.

00:41:12Let's go in the fucking booth.

00:41:14You in there, man?

00:41:15Yeah.

00:41:15Lock the door.

00:41:16Yeah.

00:41:16I'm going to put it in.

00:41:21Oh!

00:41:22Oh!

00:41:23Shit.

00:41:23Oh, man.

00:41:25Oh, man.

00:41:26Men look moving, so I can see these women.

00:41:28Well, that girl looks familiar.

00:41:30It's working.

00:41:39It's working.

00:41:43Oh.

00:41:45Wait a minute.

00:41:47Oh.

00:41:47Ah, jip.

00:41:49Jip, jip.

00:41:50Oh, come on, Johnny.

00:41:52Let's go down, man.

00:41:53Let's get another quarter, man.

00:41:54What's the matter?

00:41:55Come on.

00:41:56Yo, Johnny.

00:41:57Yo, man, what's up?

00:41:58Damn, man, I knew that boy was scared of pussy. This is ridiculous.

00:42:06Yo, man, you wanna talk about it?

00:42:10Whatever it is, it can't be that bad, man.

00:42:16What happened to Vinny Fart in the booth?

00:42:21That's funny. That's funny.

00:42:23I'm gonna tell you what happened.

00:42:25What happened was the boy saw a pussy and went into stitches.

00:42:28And you know what? He ain't never gonna recover either.

00:42:31Come on, Vinny, man. Everybody seen a pussy by the time they ate.

00:42:34No, no, man, I'm serious.

00:42:36There's a lot of real late bloomers out there, man.

00:42:38Watch this, watch this.

00:42:40Hey, Johnny. Johnny.

00:42:43Which way do a pussy go, man?

00:42:45Do it go like this or like this?

00:42:48What are you afraid of?

00:42:55You...

00:42:57You don't have to die.

00:43:02You're so good.

00:43:03You're so good.

00:43:05You fucking asshole.

00:43:06You could have got us killed, you fucking asshole.

00:43:08You're so good.

00:43:09You're so good.

00:43:10You're so good.

00:43:11You're so good.

00:43:13Oh, fuck!

00:43:18No, you don't have to die.

00:43:30Fuck!

00:43:34You really fucked it up this time, man.

00:43:39Fuck you, Vinnie, all right? Fuck you!

00:43:43I'll find the phone so I can call a torn place.

00:43:59See that? Huh?

00:44:01Now he's gonna start with that depression shit, man.

00:44:03I give him five minutes before he starts talking about people starving in China and shit.

00:44:08Watch.

00:44:09Man, would you leave him alone?

00:44:11Watch.

00:44:13You all right, man?

00:44:20This fucking asshole, man. He's a fucking asshole. He's got us all fucking killed, man.

00:44:24All right, man. Take it easy, man. It's okay. We're all alive. It's cool, man.

00:44:32I just feel stupid, man.

00:44:34I'm just over here. I caught up in my own problems.

00:44:36When, hell, there's people in China who are starving to death,

00:44:38and I'm over here feeling sorry for myself.

00:44:44No, Willie, tell me, man.

00:44:46Just tell me, did you ever, like, know somebody that you thought

00:44:48was better than the rest of the world, you know, different,

00:44:53and you came to find out that they're not, that they're actually even worse?

00:44:56What are you talking about, Fernando?

00:44:59Hey, Vinny, man. It's Vinny, all right? Come on.

00:45:02All right, all right. We got it. We got it.

00:45:04Now, would you shut the fuck up?

00:45:08I'm not worried about that clown, man.

00:45:11See, I'm talking about a girl, man.

00:45:13A girl that I was once really crazy about.

00:45:15That's what I'm talking about.

00:45:16What made you think of her?

00:45:19Because I saw her tonight.

00:45:23She was in that X-rated movie you saw at the peep show.

00:45:27Ooh.

00:45:28Is that the innocent and virginal girl

00:45:30you've been telling us about for weeks?

00:45:33Yeah.

00:45:34That's her. That's Daria.

00:45:37Well, what made you think she was innocent and virginal?

00:45:39I don't know. What do you mean? What are you talking about?

00:45:42Well, did she come up to you and tell you that she was innocent and virginal?

00:45:44No, man. Come on.

00:45:45Who's going to come up to you and say shit like that, huh?

00:45:48Well, that's what I'm trying to say.

00:45:49I mean, you can't hate this girl because she's not what you want her to be.

00:45:51Yeah, but you don't understand, man.

00:45:53The way she was acting, the way I just thought she was...

00:45:55Yeah, but that's what you're thinking.

00:45:57You can't blame her for what you're thinking.

00:46:00I mean, stop trying to turn this girl into something that she's not.

00:46:02She's probably still a good person.

00:46:04I mean, if I was a girl and I hated working the way I do now,

00:46:08I could see myself up on that screen, you know, naked, shaking my ass.

00:46:12Fuck that. You make a lot of money doing that shit.

00:46:16Sure beats cleaning toilets.

00:46:18You're crazy, man. You're crazy.

00:46:25Come on.

00:46:33Tommy!

00:46:33This is going to cost me a fortune, man.

00:46:46All right, so who's Thomas McNeil?

00:46:48Right here.

00:46:50Here you go, Thomas. We're open 24 hours.

00:46:52You call me lady and I'll give you an estimate, all right?

00:46:54All right.

00:46:55So where are the keys?

00:46:56I left them in an initial.

00:46:58All right.

00:46:58So what's the move?

00:47:02We going to the subway or what?

00:47:13The fanny fell, the fanny!

00:47:17Oh, oh, oh.

00:47:18Hey, hey, hey.

00:47:21Help me!

00:47:22Help me!

00:47:23Help me!

00:47:24Help me!

00:47:25Help me!

00:47:26Help me!

00:47:28Okay, fellas.

00:47:34Let's see smite thee.

00:47:51What a night.

00:47:52Is there something funny?

00:48:01Hey, you guys, cut it out, man!

00:48:04What the way?

00:48:06You finding some music?

00:48:11Thomas McNeil.

00:48:12Yeah.

00:48:15What's your profession?

00:48:17I'm an actor!

00:48:19Yeah, can't you tell?

00:48:19He's acting like he's terrifying.

00:48:21Yo, Vinny, man, stop this shit!

00:48:23Damn, Vinny!

00:48:23I have in my hand an ID card with your picture on it.

00:48:36But it says Fernando Cuevas.

00:48:40Yeah, so?

00:48:42So your friend over here just called you Vinny.

00:48:45Yeah, so that's the nickname.

00:48:47That's all.

00:48:50What's your nationality?

00:48:51I'm Puerto Rican, man.

00:49:04Oh, my God.

00:49:05I can't believe it, man.

00:49:06I never thought I'd live to hear you say that.

00:49:09Why do your friends call you Vinny?

00:49:13It's a nickname, that's all.

00:49:15From Fernando to Vinny?

00:49:18I mean, why isn't it something like Furman or Furball or something?

00:49:28It's Vinny, that's all.

00:49:35Is he telling the truth?

00:49:36Well, I ain't saying nothing.

00:49:37I don't know nothing.

00:49:38I...

00:49:38I asked you a question!

00:49:39Why do you call him Vinny if his name is Fernando?

00:49:46Well, he thinks he's Italian.

00:49:51He thinks he's Italian?

00:50:01So you think you're Italian, huh?

00:50:05Let me tell you something.

00:50:07I'm Italian, okay?

00:50:09You see that name?

00:50:13Santanelli?

00:50:15I'm Italian.

00:50:18And I'm gonna tell you something.

00:50:20No matter what you do, no matter what you say,

00:50:24you will never be Italian.

00:50:26Scum like you could never be in the same company as me.

00:50:29And I'm gonna write you a sentence.

00:50:36I gotta tell you.

00:50:38It's so easy, man, to be a tough guy when you got a gun on one side and a badge on the other.

00:50:43But I'm gonna tell you something, man, and I mean this.

00:50:46There's nothing for a bunch of punks to me.

00:50:49You know, I'll tell you what.

00:50:51There's nothing for a bunch of thugs with a license.

00:50:54And I hate them.

00:50:57I swear to God.

00:50:59I hate cops.

00:51:00I fucking hate cops.

00:51:04Yeah, me too.

00:51:05Could you pass me the ketchup there?

00:51:07Fernando Jueva.

00:51:10You think you're funny, right?

00:51:11That's funny, right?

00:51:12You penniless motherfucker.

00:51:14Oh, come on, y'all.

00:51:14Let's leave furball alone.

00:51:18You gonna gang up on me, you shit, right?

00:51:19Hey, Willie, man, what'd I tell you about letting your father out at night, man?

00:51:33Please.

00:51:34Let's go.

00:51:34Please.

00:51:36Come on, let's go.

00:51:38Yeah, that day's your future, man.

00:51:41What?

00:51:42That's right, man.

00:51:43I mean, you know, you keep up with that put me down thing and that, you know, white man,

00:51:46black man thing and they'll press him, you keep that up, man.

00:51:51That's exactly the way you're gonna wind up.

00:51:53You think that shit is funny, man?

00:51:55Come on, Willie, man.

00:51:56He's just goofing on you because you goofed on him, man.

00:51:58That's all.

00:51:58I can't laugh that shit off.

00:51:59You think that shit is funny?

00:52:00You think I like being the way I am?

00:52:02You think I like being scared not knowing if I'm gonna make it through the goddamn week?

00:52:06That's not funny, man.

00:52:07I don't play like that.

00:52:16What is it with you, man, huh?

00:52:18What is it?

00:52:19Huh?

00:52:20What?

00:52:22What?

00:52:23What is it?

00:52:23What do you feel like there's this beam of light that shines in you from God and then the

00:52:27rest of us were all just fucked up?

00:52:28Is that what you feel?

00:52:30Yeah, I feel that way sometimes.

00:52:35You're an asshole.

00:52:36Your mother's an asshole.

00:52:38Man, you're the fucking asshole, right?

00:52:40Your whole family's a fucking asshole.

00:52:46Man, you're the only one who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's

00:53:16a man.

00:53:17So, being that, um, that you're the most beautiful woman sitting at this table, you

00:53:24know what I'm gonna do for you?

00:53:25I'm gonna devote all my time, all my attention just to you.

00:53:30Hey, hey.

00:53:34You know, now that I got rid of her, you and I can talk, because, uh, you're the one I

00:53:39was really eyeing all the time anyway.

00:53:43No, thanks.

00:53:45I have herpes.

00:53:45Wait, wait, wait.

00:53:50When Knox and all nine, knock that shit right out.

00:54:13He a friend of yours?

00:54:16No. Well, no, no, not really.

00:54:21That's good to know. He's a real asshole.

00:54:26Well, you know, I just tried telling him that a few minutes ago, but he wouldn't believe me.

00:54:31I guess we think alike.

00:54:33Yeah, maybe. Well, just maybe the whole world thinks he's an asshole, you know?

00:54:41What's your name?

00:54:42What?

00:54:43Do you have a name?

00:54:45Yeah, my name is Johnny.

00:54:48Johnny, I'm Luna.

00:54:50Hi. It's nice to meet you.

00:54:52You look kind of familiar to me. Haven't I seen you in here before?

00:54:55No, I doubt that.

00:54:57Didn't I see you come in here once with your girlfriend?

00:55:00I doubt that, too.

00:55:02So you don't have a girlfriend?

00:55:03No, not really.

00:55:04Look, Lila and I are going to go shoot some pool down the street. Want to come?

00:55:16Well, I got to ask my friends to just talk to my friends.

00:55:30Look, Johnny, I don't want to marry you. I just want to play a pool with you. Come on.

00:55:36Come on.

00:56:06What's up?

00:56:08He's on the way to this wedding.

00:56:12I'm Stan.

00:56:14Hello.

00:56:15This is Chantal.

00:56:16Nice to meet you.

00:56:18Bye.

00:56:20Hello.

00:56:22I understand.

00:56:26Hello.

00:56:27This is Chantal.

00:56:29Nice to meet you.

00:56:30Bye, Chantal.

00:56:31Hello.

00:56:32Hello.

00:56:33It's an artre.

00:56:34Oh, it's an artre.

00:56:35I see.

00:56:36Oh, it's quite a trap.

00:56:38It's a trap.

00:56:39It's a trap.

00:56:40It's a trap.

00:56:41It's a trap.

00:56:42I'd like to know if you're inside.

00:56:45Alfred!

00:56:46Alfred!

00:56:47Oh, whoa, whoa.

00:56:48Oh, you guys.

00:56:49Oh, I haven't seen you since I've ever.

00:56:51So tell me your life story, Johnny.

00:57:02Oh, wait.

00:57:03You want to know my life story?

00:57:05My life story.

00:57:06Well, there's actually not much to tell at all, actually.

00:57:11Do you like girls?

00:57:12Yeah, I like girls.

00:57:14Yeah, I like girls.

00:57:15I like girls a lot.

00:57:16I like girls.

00:57:17Why you gotta ask that for?

00:57:20It's a start.

00:57:27Wow, you're really good at this, aren't you?

00:57:29I didn't invite you to play pool so you could watch me lose.

00:57:33This year I paid for half my college tuition by beating the pants off guys who thought they

00:57:38were hot shit.

00:57:39Oh, I see.

00:57:40You're a college girl, huh?

00:57:41That's right.

00:57:42That's right.

00:57:43Well, you know, I know a lot of people who said that college really isn't all that it's

00:57:48hyped up to be.

00:57:49They even actually said that it's this big waste of time.

00:57:51Seriously.

00:57:52What idiots told you that?

00:57:55Well, those idiots over there.

00:57:56You know you're perpetrating fraud, right?

00:57:57Excuse me?

00:57:58You're perpetrating a fraud.

00:57:59You are what I call a sad excuse for a fine African system.

00:58:02And what's that supposed to mean?

00:58:03What you mean is you're dressing like a white girl.

00:58:04You're hanging out with this white girl and you even smell like a white person.

00:58:09You're trying to call me an Uncle Tom?

00:58:10Nah, nah.

00:58:11I'm calling you Aunt Tom Mania.

00:58:12You know you got a lot of balls.

00:58:13Yeah, right.

00:58:14Right.

00:58:15You're saying that because I'm black, right?

00:58:16See if I was a white guy, I'd be speaking to my mom.

00:58:18Because I'm black, I'd be talking to my mom.

00:58:19Because I'm black, I'd be talking to my mom.

00:58:20Because I'm black, I'd have these big gigantic balls, right?

00:58:21I'm black.

00:58:22What's that supposed to mean?

00:58:23What's that supposed to mean?

00:58:24What's that supposed to mean?

00:58:25What you mean is you're dressing like a white girl?

00:58:26You're hanging out with this white girl and you even smell like a white person.

00:58:28You're trying to call me an Uncle Tom?

00:58:29Nah, nah, I'm calling Aunt Tom Mania.

00:58:31Nah, you got a lot of balls.

00:58:32Yeah, right.

00:58:33Right, you're saying that because I'm black, right?

00:58:34See if I was a white guy, I'd be speaking to my mom.

00:58:36Because I'm black, I'd have these big gigantic balls, right?

00:58:39Look, man, I want you to realize that there's something very, very strange going on here tonight.

00:58:43Okay?

00:58:44Something very, very strange.

00:58:45You're fucking telling me, man.

00:58:46I mean, look at the situation, okay?

00:58:48Out of this whole damn stucco place, you got two girls who could speak English, all right?

00:58:52One of them is talking to Johnny and the other one's talking to Willie.

00:58:55Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

00:58:56There's something strange going on here.

00:58:58Now fuck these people, man.

00:59:01So where you from, Luna?

00:59:02All over.

00:59:04I'm an army brat.

00:59:07Dad was in the service, so we traveled around a lot.

00:59:11Oh, yeah?

00:59:12Where?

00:59:13Germany, France, Hawaii.

00:59:18Wow.

00:59:19This is great.

00:59:22Yeah.

00:59:23It kind of teaches you there's this big, beautiful world out there just waiting for you to take a bite out of it.

00:59:29You know what I mean?

00:59:30No, I don't know.

00:59:31Tell me.

00:59:32You got a lot of nerve coming up to me, someone you don't even know, pointing your goddamn finger and you ain't done shit to help yourself and nobody else?

00:59:47Wait a minute.

00:59:48Wait a minute.

00:59:49Wait a minute.

00:59:50Wait a minute.

00:59:51Have you gone to any demonstrations?

00:59:52No, but...

00:59:53Have you signed any petitions?

00:59:54I didn't have a pen, so I didn't...

00:59:56Have you even bothered to get off your lazy ass and join any organizations?

00:59:59Never did, but...

01:00:00Tell me.

01:00:01Do you vote?

01:00:02No, I didn't.

01:00:03I missed this year because Dinkers wasn't running, but I'll catch you.

01:00:08And you're gonna tell me I'm perpetrating a fraud?

01:00:12You're the one that's perpetrating a fraud.

01:00:16I know what this place needs.

01:00:21A jammy.

01:00:23Do a jammy?

01:00:26Right here?

01:00:28Right now?

01:00:29Yeah!

01:00:30As usual, I'm winning.

01:00:37It just feels great to, like, always win, huh?

01:00:40Yeah.

01:00:41It feels great.

01:00:43I need something like that.

01:00:45I need something that every time I did it, I won, you know?

01:00:49You know what I think?

01:00:51I think everybody's got that.

01:00:54You just gotta open up and allow yourself to find it.

01:00:59Go ahead.

01:01:11What are you afraid of?

01:01:16You fucked my wife!

01:01:18Huh?

01:01:19You son of a bitch!

01:01:20You fucked my wife, didn't you?

01:01:21How dare you speak to me in such an outrageous, slanderous fashion?

01:01:24Don't fucking point at me!

01:01:25Come on, you motherfucker!

01:01:27You bastard!

01:01:28Come on!

01:01:29What is going on?

01:01:30Let's go out for a little video.

01:01:31What?

01:01:32Come on!

01:01:33Get the fuck out of here!

01:01:35Get the fuck out of here!

01:01:37What?

01:01:38What?

01:01:39Yeah, yeah, that's the guy!

01:01:40That's the guy!

01:01:41He fucked your wife!

01:01:42And then when he was done, I fucked up!

01:01:45Well, I guess I'll have to give you my number.

01:01:52Or else we'll never finish the game.

01:01:55Yeah, well, you would've won anyway.

01:01:56You would've won anyway.

01:01:57I mean, you were just very good at it, you know?

01:02:00You never know.

01:02:02Your luck might change.

01:02:05Here.

01:02:06Here.

01:02:07Why don't we be friends?

01:02:16How's that sound?

01:02:18Sounds...

01:02:19Sounds nice.

01:02:20Sounds very, very nice.

01:02:21Please make sure you call the right number.

01:02:24Oh, alright, yeah, I won't call the wrong number, I promise you.

01:02:34I will never forgive you for leaving me in there with those idiots.

01:02:39Never!

01:02:40Lala!

01:02:41I'm sorry!

01:02:42There's no excuse for this!

01:02:43None!

01:02:44Hey!

01:02:45Hey!

01:02:46Hey, did you ever figure out where you saw me before?

01:02:48Huh?

01:02:49Remember you said that I look familiar to you?

01:02:54I've never seen you before.

01:02:59Lala!

01:03:01Lala!

01:03:02Ah, come on, come on, don't go home.

01:03:04Let's get out of here!

01:03:08Shit!

01:03:10Man, did you see me in there?

01:03:12I was brilliant, man!

01:03:13Excellent!

01:03:14What?

01:03:15You sucked, man!

01:03:16What was all that Shakespeare shit?

01:03:17All that wither-hither-yonder bullshit.

01:03:19You sucked!

01:03:20I mean, you wouldn't know the difference between a good actor and a bad actor.

01:03:23Yeah, but I'd know the difference between a bad actor and an actor that sucked!

01:03:25Hey, Johnny!

01:03:26Johnny, Johnny, Johnny!

01:03:27What happened with that chick, man?

01:03:29She's gonna be my friend, man.

01:03:32She's gonna be what?

01:03:34She's gonna be my friend.

01:03:36You see, a good actor reacts to a situation.

01:03:37Did you see my eyes when we were in there?

01:03:38The way they kinda twitched around when I was in the moment?

01:03:39The acting sucks.

01:03:40This shit is fake!

01:03:41Now, fuck you.

01:03:42Fuck you.

01:03:43You see, a good actor reacts to a situation.

01:03:44Did you see my eyes when we were in there?

01:03:45The way they kinda twitched around when I was in the moment?

01:03:46The acting sucks.

01:03:47This shit is fake.

01:03:48Now, fuck you.

01:03:49Your mama's fake, all right?

01:03:50I almost had a part in Rain Man.

01:03:51Did you almost have a part in Rain Man?

01:03:52No.

01:03:53I almost played a waiter in Rain Man.

01:03:54By now, I'll be famous, man.

01:03:55People be stopping me on the street going,

01:03:56Oh, shit!

01:03:57Ain't that a brother that played a waiter in Rain Man?

01:03:58Vanessa?

01:03:59Vanessa!

01:04:00Yo, relax, Tom.

01:04:01Be cool.

01:04:02Tommy!

01:04:03No, no.

01:04:05You're immature about it, man.

01:04:06Tommy!

01:04:07Tommy!

01:04:08Yo, who the hell is this guy, baby?

01:04:09You're a bad guy, man.

01:04:10Tommy!

01:04:11Man!

01:04:13Go!

01:04:14Be careful!

01:04:15Tommy!

01:04:16Do you realize your time?

01:04:17No, no!

01:04:18I was a little kid.

01:04:19I'm a little kid.

01:04:20You're a little kid.

01:04:21I was a little kid.

01:04:22Tommy!

01:04:23You're a little kid, man.

01:04:24You're a little kid.

01:04:25Tommy!

01:04:26Yo, who the hell is this guy, baby?

01:04:28Baby?

01:04:29Baby?

01:04:30Tommy, stop it!

01:04:31You're supposed to be sick, Vanessa.

01:04:32You look really sick.

01:04:33Yo, what is this?

01:04:34Just leave him alone, all right, man?

01:04:36Yo, I'm all right.

01:04:37I'm all right.

01:04:38Y'all can let me go.

01:04:41Vanessa.

01:04:46Can we go somewhere and talk about this?

01:04:50Look, let me have a minute with him, OK?

01:04:52You know this guy?

01:04:55Yeah.

01:04:57You know, if there's something going on, why don't you just tell me?

01:04:58Come on, come on.

01:04:59Please, just let me talk to him.

01:05:04OK.

01:05:05OK, go ahead.

01:05:06If you want me, I'll be on the corner, all right?

01:05:19Vanessa, I just...

01:05:20I mean, I don't understand.

01:05:21I come out...

01:05:25Guys, me and Vanessa would like to talk.

01:05:27Absolutely.

01:05:29I'm sorry, man.

01:05:30I'm sorry about this.

01:05:34Look, Vanessa, I mean, make me understand, all right?

01:05:37I come...

01:05:40Guys, can we have some privacy?

01:05:42Let's go in this building over here.

01:05:47Man, Vanessa, I don't understand.

01:05:49I mean, I know I cared about you.

01:05:51I don't know what's happened.

01:05:55You aren't being fair.

01:05:56I've been totally faithful to you.

01:05:57Look, Tommy, I'm not trying to be a bitch, you know?

01:05:58I still like her.

01:05:59She's a bitch.

01:06:00Tell me, I really like Frederick.

01:06:01Frederick?

01:06:02Frederick?

01:06:03Frederick?

01:06:04I'm sorry.

01:06:05Really?

01:06:06I'm sorry.

01:06:07Really?

01:06:08I'm sorry.

01:06:09I don't know what's happened.

01:06:10I don't know what's happened.

01:06:11I don't know what's happened.

01:06:12You aren't being fair.

01:06:13I've been totally faithful to you.

01:06:14Look, Tommy, I'm not trying to be a bitch, you know?

01:06:17She's a bitch.

01:06:18Tell me, I really like Frederick.

01:06:21Frederick?

01:06:23Frederick?

01:06:28I'm sorry.

01:06:29Really.

01:06:37Oh, shit!

01:06:51Hey, man.

01:06:58It'll take some time, but you'll get over it, man.

01:07:00We always do.

01:07:01Yeah, don't worry about it, man.

01:07:03All you gotta do is just, you go home, you relax, you chill out,

01:07:06look for a little while, all right?

01:07:07What, go home?

01:07:08Wait, no, no, no, no.

01:07:09Wait a second, man.

01:07:10That's the last thing he needs to do.

01:07:11He's gotta do the exact opposite.

01:07:12You gotta get out there, see there's more women out there,

01:07:15and pretty women too, man,

01:07:16because that Vanessa was nothing to scream at, Jack.

01:07:18No, man.

01:07:19That's not what he needs.

01:07:20What you need, man, is, look, if anybody knows about depression,

01:07:23it's me, right, man?

01:07:24Wait, wait, wait.

01:07:25How do you know what he needs, man?

01:07:26You don't know what he needs,

01:07:27so you ain't never been to what he's been through, all right?

01:07:29Because you ain't never had a girl in your life.

01:07:33So, so why, why are you gonna go back into that shit again?

01:07:36That's right, man.

01:07:37Look at you tonight over there in that pool hall with that girl, man.

01:07:39She looked like she was getting ready to sit on your face.

01:07:41You talking about she's gonna be your friend?

01:07:43Man, get the fuck out of here.

01:07:44You know what?

01:07:45You wouldn't know what to do with a girl

01:07:46if she was standing in front of you naked.

01:07:48See, now, I know all about women.

01:07:49You know, I've been that route, man,

01:07:51and I know what Tommy's going through.

01:07:53Oh, yeah, yeah, right, yeah, right, man.

01:07:54But you think you know what Tommy's going through, man,

01:07:56but, but you never cared for any of them,

01:07:58so you have no idea what Tommy's going through either, all right?

01:08:04Hey, you think I always been like this, bro?

01:08:06Yeah.

01:08:07No way, bro.

01:08:08I used to fall head over heels over women, man.

01:08:09Every time.

01:08:10You know what I got in return?

01:08:11Hurt.

01:08:12Every time.

01:08:13No more of that shit.

01:08:15Those days are over.

01:08:16Shit, I used to end up looking all pitiful like Tommy over here and shit.

01:08:20Ha-ha.

01:08:21Yo, bartender, give my pitiful ass another beer.

01:08:22Oh, no, Tommy.

01:08:23You don't need all that, man.

01:08:24Come on, let me take you home.

01:08:25Come on, man.

01:08:26Come on, Tommy.

01:08:27Let's get out of here, man.

01:08:28Hey, man, why don't you let the guy get out of here?

01:08:29Every time.

01:08:30Every time.

01:08:31You know what I got in return?

01:08:32Every time.

01:08:33You know what I got in return?

01:08:34Hurt.

01:08:35Every time.

01:08:36Hey, man.

01:08:37I used to end up looking all pitiful like Tommy over here and shit.

01:08:40Ha-ha.

01:08:41Yo, bartender, give my pitiful ass another beer.

01:08:44Oh, no, Tommy.

01:08:45You don't need all that, man.

01:08:46Come on, let me take you home.

01:08:47Come on, man.

01:08:48Come on, Tommy.

01:08:49Let's get out of here, man.

01:08:50Hey, man, why don't you let the guy finish his drink, man?

01:08:51What are you worried about, man?

01:08:52Let the boy finish his drink.

01:08:53Let's just go home, man.

01:08:54Hey, man, let him finish his beer.

01:08:56We're going dancing.

01:08:57Look, it's 3 o'clock in the morning.

01:08:59Fuck dancing.

01:09:00Let's just go home.

01:09:01Yeah, Willie's right, man.

01:09:02Come on, Tommy.

01:09:03Let's go, man.

01:09:04Man, shut up.

01:09:05If you guys want to go home, then go home.

01:09:06What the fuck?

01:09:07Hey, hey, man.

01:09:08This is my moment, all right?

01:09:11I'm the one that's upset here, man.

01:09:17My girlfriend leaves me, man.

01:09:18My car gets wrecked.

01:09:20I'm the one that needs my friends to console me.

01:09:23This is my moment, man.

01:09:24Mine.

01:09:27Y'all give me my fucking moment without one stupid fight.

01:09:34He's right.

01:09:35He's right.

01:09:36He's right, man.

01:09:37This is Tommy's moment, man.

01:09:38We forgot about that.

01:09:39I mean, he's the guy who's feeling all depressed.

01:09:40He's the guy who's feeling all bad and shit.

01:09:41And we're over here thinking about what we want.

01:09:42And we should want to do whatever Tommy wants to do.

01:09:43Am I right?

01:09:44I guess so.

01:09:45Sure, man.

01:09:46Tommy.

01:09:47Tommy.

01:09:48Tommy.

01:09:49Tommy.

01:09:50Tommy, come in.

01:09:53Tommy, you're right, man.

01:09:54This is your moment, man.

01:09:55Whatever you wanna do, whatever you wanna do.

01:09:56What do you wanna do?

01:09:57Huh?

01:09:58You wanna do?

01:09:59Huh?

01:10:00You wanna do?

01:10:01Huh?

01:10:02You wanna do?

01:10:03Huh?

01:10:04You wanna go home?

01:10:05Why, why, why?

01:10:06This is my roommate.

01:10:07This is Tommy Oh, man.

01:10:08It's Tommy's moment, man.

01:10:09jett Digital.

01:10:11I guess so.

01:10:12What do you wanna do, huh?

01:10:14You wanna go home to an empty bed feeling sorry for yourself?

01:10:18All miserable, depressed?

01:10:21Or you wanna go out to a club, meet a new girl,

01:10:25fuck the shit out of her, and forget about Vanessa's stink old ass?

01:10:29What do you wanna do?

01:10:34I wanna get me some pussy.

01:10:42Hey man, what's happening?

01:10:50So what's the cover charge tonight?

01:10:51All you guys are together?

01:10:53Yeah, we're together.

01:10:54Okay, I wanna see three pieces of ID from everybody.

01:10:57Three pieces of ID? Who the hell carries three pieces of ID?

01:11:00Don't worry man, we got busted by the cops, we didn't even need one piece of ID.

01:11:03Alright, look fellas, you're blocking the door, huh?

01:11:05Now please leave.

01:11:06This is racist bullshit!

01:11:08I might have three pieces of ID. What do you guys have?

01:11:11Johnny, man, you can have a signed statement from God, you're not getting in this place tonight.

01:11:14Oh yeah? Let's see, let's see.

01:11:16I got three pieces of ID right here, you wanna check them out?

01:11:18None of those are valid ID, huh?

01:11:21What are you talking about? They're not valid man, they're valid.

01:11:23This is racist fucking bullshit!

01:11:25Come on, let's go.

01:11:26No, I'm not gonna stand for this, I'm not going for this no more!

01:11:28This is fucking racist bullshit!

01:11:30Hey, you better put this dog back on his leash before it hurt him, you understand?

01:11:33Fuck you! Fuck you and your fucking club!

01:11:36I'm organizing a rally, and I'm fucking calling house jobs and them off!

01:11:39Hey, get the hell out of here, huh? Get him out of here, will ya?

01:11:42I'm organizing a rally, I'm marching! I'm marching all over your fucking...

01:11:46Get off of me, man! Take it easy, bro!

01:11:48No, man, I'm serious, I'm calling fat ass out right now with the phone.

01:11:51No, man, chill out, man.

01:11:52Somebody give me a call, I ain't got no money.

01:11:54Psst!

01:11:57Come here, man.

01:12:00Ah, come on man!

01:12:03Well, you guys want to get into the club tonight, man, hmm?

01:12:13Yeah.

01:12:14Well, I can get you in, man.

01:12:17Yeah, well, I can get you in, man.

01:12:23I know a way.

01:12:25Oh, yeah, how?

01:12:27I'll cost you five dollars apiece, man.

01:12:30Oh, come on, guys, let's go, man.

01:12:31It'll cost you 18 at the door, my brother.

01:12:34And that's if they let you in at all, man.

01:12:36Yeah, but how can you be sure that your way's gonna work?

01:12:39I give back your money, man.

01:12:42I'm not a crook, just a business, man.

01:12:47Okay, everybody, get up five.

01:12:51Um, fellas, fellas.

01:12:53Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, I hear you, I got it, I got it.

01:12:56Okay, let's go party, hmm?

01:13:03Come on.

01:13:05Oh, now, what is this?

01:13:07You guys want to get in or not?

01:13:09Yeah.

01:13:17Damn, look at all this rust.

01:13:21Man.

01:13:36Go ahead.

01:13:37In there?

01:13:37Yeah, go ahead in there.

01:13:38Where's the rust?

01:13:51I'm in there.

01:13:52I don't know.

01:13:53Shh, shh, shh.

01:13:54I think I hear some music.

01:13:55Hold on.

01:13:56You hear it?

01:13:58Come on.

01:14:00Come on.

01:14:01Come on.

01:14:02There he is.

01:14:03All right.

01:14:10Man, boy, let's have a good time.

01:14:12No, man, fuck a good time.

01:14:13I want some pussy.

01:14:14Let's have fun, all right?

01:14:16Man, fuck fun.

01:14:17I want some pussy.

01:14:18That's my boy.

01:14:19That's my boy.

01:14:20Come on, let's go.

01:14:24Excuse me.

01:14:25I was just standing right over there, and I took one look at you, and I thought, man, what a beautiful woman.

01:14:30Hey, would you like to join me in a dance, sweetheart?

01:14:59I'm not going to do that.

01:15:02I'm pretty much a speed driver, and I want a Tom Collins, okay?

01:15:05Okay.

01:15:06$15.

01:15:07Excuse me?

01:15:08$15.

01:15:11Get $15 for two drinks?

01:15:14Hey, man, what do they put in there?

01:15:15Diners and shit?

01:15:17You want the drinks or not?

01:15:18How do you expect a poor man to pay for drinks like this?

01:15:20That's class discrimination.

01:15:21Well, that's appropriate.

01:15:22You look like you have no class.

01:15:26Oh, I guess you think I want to dance with you, huh?

01:15:28Well, guess what, big head?

01:15:30I wouldn't dance with you even if you didn't look like a saber-toothed tiger, bitch.

01:15:34What do you think about that?

01:15:36Oh, shit.

01:15:38Fucking movie star.

01:15:43Now, you know, baby, you know you got to give me a dance, right?

01:15:47Sure.

01:15:48I'd love to.

01:15:50Come on.

01:15:50All right, okay, bye.

01:16:00Hey, Rasta, man.

01:16:02What's happening, man?

01:16:03Hey, man.

01:16:04How you doing, man?

01:16:05Oh, not too good.

01:16:05I was hoping I could get my car back so I could drive the fellas home tonight.

01:16:08Oh, yeah?

01:16:09Yeah.

01:16:10Well, where do you leave, man?

01:16:10I was hoping I could dance with you and you can't get my car back so I could drive it, but it's hard to banter.

01:16:20Oh, yeah!

01:16:21Oh, yeah!

01:16:23Oh, yeah!

01:16:24Oh, yeah!

01:16:25Yeah, that Billy!

01:16:26Yeah!

01:16:27Oh, yeah!

01:16:31Yeah!

01:16:32Billy!

01:16:33Billy!

01:16:34You, Billy!

01:16:34Billy!

01:16:35I'm doing it!

01:16:37Oh, yeah!

01:16:37Billy!

01:16:38I'm doing it!

01:16:38What you're doing?

01:16:39Yeah!

01:16:39What you got

01:17:09Oh

01:17:39Oh

01:18:09All right, all right, I'm okay. I'm all right. I'm all right. I'm fine. Let me go. I'm okay. Thanks a lot

01:18:27Hey, Johnny come here. Hey, come here Johnny. I want to talk to you man. Come on

01:18:33What was that shit all about man? What was that shit all about? I'm talking to you, bro

01:18:37What was that all about? I'm talking to you man, then the girl you were dancing with that's the girl. I'm crazy about her, right?

01:18:44It's a girl I care about me. Just leave me the fuck alone, right? I'm really angry man. Just leave me the fuck alone

01:18:49That's the girl you were crazy about

01:18:51Fucking girl works for x-rated movies man. You could see her fucking guys for 25 cents

01:18:5625 cents least she could do is charge a full dollar

01:18:58Hey, wait, wait, why don't you go back and dance for the right man? I don't need a moment

01:19:01You go back. You can have it. Just leave me the fuck alone, right? Now you're saying that shit after you fucked up my whole night

01:19:07Let me just take the whole fucking night and keep recycling that shit over and over again, man

01:19:11You want me to know nothing to you, all right?

01:19:13Cause I deserve a lot fucking better, but you don't

01:19:15Motherfucker. I'll tell you what you deserve, motherfucker

01:19:17Get off me, man

01:19:17Get the fuck off me, man

01:19:19Get the fuck off me, man

01:19:19Now what's the matter with you

01:19:21Who the fuck do you think you are, man?

01:19:23What do you think you're better than me, man?

01:19:24You think you're better than me? You're just a fucking piece of shit

01:19:27You're just like the fucking rest of us, man

01:19:29You're just a fucking piece of shit

01:19:31Where are you, Fados?

01:19:32Not you, Fernando

01:19:33Oh, mother fuck off me

01:19:37What the fuck?

01:19:54Ten dollars, my brother

01:19:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

01:19:58Man, I can't believe Johnny and Vinny just left us in that club all by ourselves, man

01:20:11Yo, Bobby, what's happening?

01:20:17What's up, Bobby?

01:20:17Yo, Stella, let's go with this bitch

01:20:19Uh, let me get a ham and egg on the roll, man

01:20:23Make that the go

01:20:24Right

01:20:24I don't have a, um

01:20:26A little time, man

01:20:28You know

01:20:30No, I don't know, man

01:20:32What?

01:20:33You're not gonna put me down, man?

01:20:36You just see me give the roster ten dollars

01:20:38You didn't put nothing in there

01:20:39I've been paying for shit for you all night

01:20:41You got it, you got it

01:20:43Well, how do you think I get it, man?

01:20:44I work for it

01:20:45So what you saying?

01:20:46You want me to go work for the white man, right?

01:20:48You think the white man's the only man hiring?

01:20:51Give me no consideration, man

01:20:53I mean, I gotta pay rent

01:20:56I gotta get my damn car fixed

01:20:58I'm an actor, I gotta get my headshots, man

01:21:01I can't be, I can't afford to be paying for shit for you every week

01:21:04Yo, man, I suggest you forget about that acting shit

01:21:08Cause you ain't got no real talent anyway

01:21:09And with that money, you gonna buy me an egg sandwich

01:21:13What kind of shit is that to say, man?

01:21:17What kind of friend are you?

01:21:21You hang out with me just to bum money

01:21:22Then you tell me I can't act?

01:21:25You and Vinnie, man

01:21:26Y'all ain't nothing but a bunch of users

01:21:28Who needs this shit, man?

01:21:30Fuck all y'all

01:21:30Who needs a friend like you?

01:21:32You need a friend like me

01:21:33So I can teach you how to be a real black man

01:21:35Cause I knew your name was Tom for a reason

01:21:37Yo, Willie, you are just a bum, man, alright?

01:21:39A fucking bum

01:21:40And I'm sick and tired of your phony militant ass

01:21:43And I'm sick of Vinnie's fucking put-downs

01:21:44And if Johnny wants to be my friend, that's fine

01:21:46But if he doesn't, then fuck him too, alright?

01:21:48Cause I'm a grown man and I can stay under my own two feet

01:21:50Fucking bum

01:21:52You are a bum? I'm a bum?

01:21:54Fuck you, fuck you

01:21:55Fuck you and your fake acting bullshit

01:21:57Let me tell you something, man

01:22:02I'm gonna fucking make it

01:22:03You hear me? I'm gonna make it

01:22:06And if by some small chance I don't make it

01:22:08Then I'm gonna die trying

01:22:09Which is more than I can say about anything you've ever done in your life, motherfucker

01:22:13Fuck you, fuck you

01:22:15You ain't gonna make shit

01:22:16It's a piece of shit like the rest of us

01:22:18Fuck you

01:22:19Lord have mercy

01:22:25My heart's and misery

01:22:30Crazy about my baby

01:22:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

01:22:43Send her back to me

01:22:45Oh shit

01:22:47Oh shit

01:23:01Oh shit

01:23:13Oh shit

01:23:14I don't know

01:24:41Hey, yo, yo, baby.

01:24:43Come here.

01:24:43I want to talk to you for a second.

01:24:44Come here.

01:24:44You know, you're looking mighty good this morning, but it's more than that.

01:24:47You know what you got?

01:24:48You got style.

01:24:49Really?

01:24:50I mean, even your dog's got style.

01:24:51That's why I wouldn't even bother talking to anybody else.

01:24:54Check it out.

01:25:13Check it out.

01:25:13We're down and dirty.

01:25:27Partners in crime.

01:25:28You got the rock and I got the rhyme.

01:25:30I got your back if you got mine.

01:25:32So let's swap out girls one at a time.

01:25:35Hang it out with one another.

01:25:37Me and the dog.

01:25:38The blue-eyed soul brothers.

01:25:39I drink corn to vote English in six packs.

01:25:42You're out of hearts with a fidget jack.

01:25:44My newfound friends and homies to the end.

01:25:46Let's find some freaks and commit sin.

01:25:48In one room, out the other.

01:25:50I ain't mother blind.

01:25:51All girls are great lovers.

01:25:53Shake my hand, man.

01:25:54Then be my friend.

01:25:55And together, we can make it to the promised land.

01:25:57And get dead ass drunk and buck ass wild.

01:25:59And get it with the dog for a while.

01:26:01Hanging with the homeboys.

01:26:04We're going to have some fun tonight.

01:26:06Hanging with Dr. Fielder.

01:26:08He's going to make up the beat all right.

01:26:10Hanging with the homeboys.

01:26:13We're going to have some fun tonight.

01:26:15Hanging with Dr. Fielder.

01:26:17He's going to make up the beat all right.

01:26:19Cooling in a crib with nothing to do.

01:26:21Got on the telephone and called the crew.

01:26:24Who's tripping out, making plenty noise.

01:26:26Just another night, hanging with the boys.

01:26:28Looking for the girls to treat us all.

01:26:30The type of girl to do it all.

01:26:32In the heat of the night or the early morn.

01:26:35She's got to be right.

01:26:36You know the one who's sitting at the table.

01:26:38Drink out the keg.

01:26:39Let us do what we want.

01:26:40Don't have to bet.

01:26:41She's getting small.

01:26:42One crew at a time.

01:26:44The only girl to make the sunshine.

01:26:46From the top of her head to the shoes and the feet.

01:26:48She's the girl we wanted to meet.

01:26:50So we did her.

01:26:51Like bad boys should.

01:26:52She did the nasty.

01:26:54That's the field girl.

01:26:55Hanging with the homeboys.

01:26:57We're going to have some fun tonight.

01:26:59Hanging with Dr. Gilbert.

01:27:02He's going to make us feel all right.

01:27:04Hanging with the homeboys.

01:27:06We're going to have some fun tonight.

01:27:08Hanging with Dr. Gilbert.

01:27:10He's going to make us feel all right.

01:27:12I think it's about time for my man Mr. Mix.

01:27:38He's going to make us feel all right.

01:27:39He's going to make us feel all right.

01:27:40He's going to make us feel all right.

01:27:41He's going to make us feel all right.

01:27:42He's going to make us feel all right.

01:27:43He's going to make us feel all right.

01:27:44He's going to make us feel all right.

01:27:45He's going to make us feel all right.

01:27:46He's going to make us feel all right.

01:27:47He's going to make us feel all right.

01:27:48He's going to make us feel all right.

01:27:49He's going to make us feel all right.

01:27:50He's going to make us feel all right.

01:27:51He's going to make us feel all right.

01:28:52Dr. Feelgood, 2 Live Crew, heinous, see ya!

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