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Gone with the Pope (2010) is a rediscovered -comedy originally filmed in the 1970s by Duke Mitchell and later completed and released decades later. The movie tells the story of a group of men chasing big dreams through a bold plan, blending gritty style with dark humor. Celebrated as a lost cult classic, the film has become known for its unique charm, vintage style, and unforgettable place in independent cinema history.
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00:00:00When God began creating the heavens and the earth,
00:00:27the earth was a shapeless chaotic mass and God said let there be light so he
00:00:36divided the light from the darkness and he let it shine and then created darkness
00:00:44again. He called the light daytime and the darkness nighttime. Together they formed
00:00:52the first day. God said let the vapors separate to form the sky above and the
00:01:03oceans below. So he created water, the air. This was on the second day. Then he said
00:01:14let the water be gathered into oceans for the dry lands will then emerge. He named the
00:01:24dry lands earth and the waters seas. Let the earth be filled with every sort of grass and plant, seed-bearing
00:01:35plants. The seeds will turn into fruit. And so it happened. This was on the third day.
00:01:44Then God made two huge lights to shine down upon the earth. The large one to preside over the earth. The smaller one to shine during the night.
00:02:02The huge lights he called the sun and the other the moon. This happened on the fourth day.
00:02:11Let the waters filled with fish and other life. Let the skies be filled with birds. Multiply the stocks. The oceans filled with fish.
00:02:17The sky with birds. That ended the fifth day. On the sixth day God said let there be cattle, reptiles and wildlife of all kinds.
00:02:24And then he said let there be man. Let there be man.
00:02:31The sea filled with birds. The sea filled with birds.
00:02:33The sea filled with birds. The sea filled with birds.
00:02:37The sea filled with birds. The sea filled with birds. The sea filled with birds.
00:02:38The sea filled with birds. The sea filled with birds. The sea filled with birds.
00:02:39The sea filled with birds. The sea filled with birds. The sea filled with birds.
00:02:40The sea filled with birds. The sea filled with birds. The sea filled with birds.
00:02:41The sea filled with birds. The sea filled with birds. The sea filled with birds.
00:02:42The sea filled with birds. The sea filled with birds. The sea filled with birds.
00:02:43The sea filled with birds. The sea filled with birds. The sea filled with birds.
00:02:44The sea filled with birds. The sea filled with birds. The sea filled with birds.
00:02:45The sea filled with birds. The sea filled with birds. The sea filled with birds.
00:02:46The sea filled with birds. The sea filled with birds. The sea filled with birds.
00:02:47And then he said, let there be man, and he fucked the whole thing up.
00:03:05Steve?
00:03:06Yeah.
00:03:07How are you all right?
00:03:08What's up, Frank?
00:03:09Hi, Johnny.
00:03:10Did you have a good flight?
00:03:11It was a little bumpy in spots, but the gorilla here, he got sick.
00:03:13You know, he's a white knuckle flyer.
00:03:15And I'm gonna drive back if it takes seven fucking years.
00:03:18Come on, sit down, have a drink.
00:03:20Bruno, what happened?
00:03:21They sent Carl Kokomo to Vegas to talk to him.
00:03:24They won't sell.
00:03:25They won't? Why not?
00:03:26They said none of us should sell.
00:03:27The heat will pass, and the skimming will start all over again.
00:03:30Bullshit. Skimming's out of style.
00:03:31There's no way to make any more moves.
00:03:33I say get out.
00:03:34Let's let this asshole who's been buying all these places in Vegas take it.
00:03:37He's got five spots now.
00:03:39The government won't let him have any more.
00:03:41They call it a monopoly.
00:03:42Fuck it. Let's get rid of it.
00:03:43And let's get off the hook any way we want.
00:03:45I swear to Christ, they won't sell.
00:03:46They must be dumping money into the Swiss banks for themselves.
00:03:49How many won't sell?
00:03:50Seven of them.
00:03:51Three in Vegas and the four in L.A.
00:03:53Bruno, when you talk, lower your head.
00:03:55The FBI's across the street.
00:03:57I hear you can read lips.
00:03:59Are we bugged?
00:04:00Positively no.
00:04:01Watch this.
00:04:02I'm talking to you.
00:04:03I'm talking to you.
00:04:04I'm talking to you.
00:04:05I'm talking to you.
00:04:06I'm talking to you.
00:04:07I'm talking to you.
00:04:08I'm talking to you.
00:04:09I'm talking to you.
00:04:10I'm talking to you.
00:04:11I'm talking to you.
00:04:12I'm talking to you.
00:04:13I'm talking to you.
00:04:14I'm talking to you.
00:04:15I'm talking to you.
00:04:16I'm talking to you.
00:04:17I'm talking to you.
00:04:18I'm talking to you.
00:04:19We'll do what we were going to do last year.
00:04:49We'll put a contract on a seven of them.
00:04:52We need a good man and a new man.
00:04:55I think I got just the guy.
00:04:57He's getting out of the joint, he's good, and he's new.
00:05:00When you get out, you'll meet with Mike Cortese.
00:05:04He'll hand you the briefcase.
00:05:06A hundred thousand will be in it.
00:05:09Then it's up to you to find a way to do this job.
00:05:12But John, you know these people. I know them.
00:05:14How come they're picking on me?
00:05:15Yeah, me, John. They're picking me.
00:05:18Seven people is a lot of people to nail.
00:05:20Hey, Paul. You're either in or you're in the way.
00:05:25He's smart enough to carry it out and easy enough to be put away.
00:05:28If he's getting out of prison, he'll have plenty of heat on him.
00:05:31We can't afford any fuck-ups.
00:05:32I'm sure about this guy. I did 11 years with him.
00:05:35This guy has a fetish for being a good Samaritan.
00:05:37His only concern is taking care of his friends.
00:05:40Three dummies and an old man.
00:05:41We've done a thousand years in prison together and always take care of each other.
00:05:45He needs the money to take care of his friends, doesn't he?
00:05:48Well, I figured if we made one score, a big, heavy score, I'd buy a boat, put the three guys on it, take a cruise around the world.
00:05:57There ain't no law on the water.
00:05:59No law, no judges, no cops, no bullshit.
00:06:02You're free.
00:06:03The only thing you gotta worry about is some fuckin' maritime asshole.
00:06:08We'll give him a hundred Gs in front and he'll flip them.
00:06:10One hundred thousand?
00:06:11All he's gonna do is hold it till he hits the Magnificent Seven.
00:06:14And Mike and I'll get it back when we hit him.
00:06:16And even if he beats us for the money, where are you gonna get seven guys put away for less money?
00:06:21The money will be here tonight and we'll have a car for him in Vegas.
00:06:24How do I know the car?
00:06:25You say this guy's got balls? Is he Italian?
00:06:28Yes.
00:06:29It'll be written on the card.
00:06:30You stay well. I'll see you in a month. In a month. In a month. All right?
00:06:35Good luck.
00:06:36I won't have a good day.
00:06:36Good luck.
00:06:37Good luck.
00:06:37All right.
00:06:38Good luck.
00:06:45See you in a few minutes.
00:06:46Okay.
00:06:47Be good.
00:06:47You too.
00:06:48Take care, Paul.
00:06:51Take it easy.
00:06:52Hey, Paul. Thanks for everything that you did.
00:06:54I really appreciate it.
00:06:55I want to say I appreciate it.
00:06:57I did what was I supposed to do. What was I supposed to do?
00:07:00I already needed it.
00:07:01I took care of a young kid. What did I do?
00:07:03You gotta do me a favor when you get out of here.
00:07:05What did you promise me you were gonna do?
00:07:07Yeah, I promised I'd stay straight.
00:07:09You gonna stay straight? Get off that fucking junk?
00:07:13You promise?
00:07:13Yeah.
00:07:14I'll see you.
00:07:16Hey, Paulie, you're gone, huh?
00:07:18Yeah, I'm gone.
00:07:19Hey, stay well.
00:07:20Stay well.
00:07:21Good luck.
00:07:21Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
00:07:22Listen, you.
00:07:23Yeah.
00:07:23You were one of the great singers of all times.
00:07:26And I got a guy on the outside that's got a nightclub that'd be perfect for you.
00:07:30I'm gonna get you a deal there.
00:07:31When will you be out?
00:07:32I'll be out in six months.
00:07:33Six months?
00:07:34Yeah.
00:07:35Okay. Is there anything else you want me to do?
00:07:36Hey, yeah. Do me a favor, would you?
00:07:38What? What? What?
00:07:38Would you go by the house?
00:07:40You want me to feed the kids? Do something?
00:07:41No, no. Feed my flamingo for me.
00:07:43You son of a bitch. Stay well.
00:07:46Yeah, thank you.
00:07:46You know, I'm offering you anything you need to begin a new life.
00:08:08I appreciate it, honey. I really appreciate it.
00:08:12How are your so-called friends?
00:08:14Well, it's heavyweights gonna take it.
00:08:17Take what?
00:08:23Here, have a drink.
00:08:26Thanks, sir.
00:08:27Well, you know, you've been a woman of caliber all these years.
00:08:31You're active in hospitals and charities and crippled funds.
00:08:37Now they're gonna see you with me, a criminal, a convict.
00:08:41What kind of light is that gonna put you in?
00:08:43Paul.
00:08:44My real friends will understand.
00:08:47Some of my so-called friends will have to accept you because of my wealth and position.
00:08:52That's what I mean.
00:08:53How can I fill his shoes?
00:08:55I can't give you what he gave you.
00:08:58And your children, Jane.
00:09:00Are you kidding?
00:09:02My children only want to see me happy.
00:09:05And they're well taken care of.
00:09:07Had two loves in my life.
00:09:08One addicted to violence and life on the streets.
00:09:12The other a wonderful man dedicated to making the world a better place.
00:09:16I loved you first, Paul, and he knew that.
00:09:20But he never said anything.
00:09:22When they locked you up the first time, I cried till there were no tears left.
00:09:27Those were lonely years for me.
00:09:29Hey, hey, don't you think I know?
00:09:33I understand.
00:09:34I put over 20 years in prison.
00:09:40You know that?
00:09:4020 years.
00:09:44In and out of those garbage cells.
00:09:46You're the only thing in my life, Jane.
00:09:51You're the only thing that's ever been clean and decent.
00:09:55What kept me from going stir crazy was just the thought of you living with a man that was clean and decent, too.
00:10:01Paul, but he's dead.
00:10:04Without him, I thought I was dead, too.
00:10:07See, I knew that you were loved.
00:10:12I knew he was loved back.
00:10:13Now you're back and I can live again.
00:10:16Don't take that away from me.
00:10:18I don't want you to look like a gigolo.
00:10:20You won't ever have to steal another thing or hurt another person as long as you live.
00:10:26Jean, why do you want to screw this all up?
00:10:30Why?
00:10:32Hamlet, be quiet.
00:10:34Go sit.
00:10:41I love you, Jean.
00:10:42And I'll always love you.
00:10:46Remember that.
00:10:47I'll always love you.
00:10:48Penso in from it up.
00:11:04I feel our souls together blushing.
00:11:25We laugh in the rain.
00:11:29We laugh in the rain.
00:11:29Our hearts rushing.
00:11:33We drink in the sun.
00:11:36Our eyes just touching.
00:11:39We laugh.
00:11:39We laugh at everything.
00:11:49We laugh.
00:11:55Le laugh.
00:11:58Keep your heart.
00:12:01Le laugh.
00:12:03How could I walk away
00:12:08When there's always you
00:12:13Vivo il mio sogno di amor
00:12:21E non c'è male
00:12:33I've come for two reasons
00:12:57One to see you
00:12:59And the other I have to explain
00:13:01An important matter has come up
00:13:03These people have offered me a deal
00:13:05I need the money
00:13:07To make a new life for myself
00:13:09And for some important friends
00:13:11Is it a kill?
00:13:13Yes
00:13:14You have to do it
00:13:31I thought about it for days
00:13:35It finally hit me
00:13:37I know another guy in Vegas
00:13:40Named Giorgio
00:13:42A Sassanian wacko
00:13:44And had done time with me too
00:13:45He'd do anything for a buck
00:13:48I would offer him $50,000
00:13:51To kill the three guys in Vegas
00:13:53At the same time
00:13:55That I was killing the four in L.A.
00:13:59This way the outfit
00:14:00Would know that I had a partner
00:14:02And they wouldn't whack me out
00:14:05My whiskey
00:14:07Yeah
00:14:08Lord help me
00:14:11Waiting
00:14:14And the sky is going to break
00:14:17No
00:14:18Whiskey
00:14:21Washing all my tears away
00:14:23Whiskey
00:14:27You can't treat all mine this way
00:14:31No
00:14:31My whiskey
00:14:34Lord help me
00:14:38My whiskey
00:14:41Lord help me
00:14:45One, two, three, four
00:15:00And all that
00:15:05No
00:15:08That's
00:15:08Holy
00:15:10You
00:15:11Holy
00:15:11You
00:15:13You
00:15:13You
00:15:15that
00:15:16You
00:15:18You
00:15:20Help me
00:15:22Help me
00:15:24Just
00:15:24Like
00:15:25You
00:15:27Help me
00:15:28Help me
00:15:3014 loons, what do you bring, $1,400, I'm stuck in this game, my work, give me a break, do something for me, will you, give me something, give me a hand, what do you want from me, you know what I want from you, you're doing it to me real good, and win a, and win a hand.
00:16:00Oh, thank you, my dear, if God can't beat you, how the fuck am I going to beat you?
00:16:30He's a funny man, Louise, you know Giorgio, don't you, where can I find him, where is he?
00:16:39He's really in bad shape, he's in town somewhere.
00:16:42Oh, set your own, thank you.
00:17:00Oh, set your own, thank you.
00:17:30You don't know how long I've been looking for you, Giorgio.
00:17:52I haven't been in bad shape, Paul, I don't want anybody to see me like this.
00:17:58But you got a beautiful place here.
00:18:02It belongs to this broads I go with, cheap at my freight.
00:18:05And you slip her the Italian sausage, huh?
00:18:07What else?
00:18:09I'm going to get you even.
00:18:10Some people out of Chicago want me to carry out a hit involving seven people, three here and four in L.A.
00:18:16How much?
00:18:18One hundred thousand dollars, Giorgio.
00:18:21And half of that is yours, if you accept.
00:18:24Why not?
00:18:25You hit three here, and at the same time I'll be hitting the four in L.A.
00:18:29It'll confuse the Chicago people.
00:18:32They won't be able to figure out how I've been in both places at the same time.
00:18:35It's simple, but it's beautiful.
00:18:38You get the deal.
00:18:39I will call.
00:18:41Stay here, and stay loose.
00:19:03Giorgio.
00:19:04Quantas art.
00:19:07Ciao.
00:19:07Let's have a drink, huh?
00:19:36Why not?
00:19:36Good evening, Sir, would you like a drink?
00:19:38Why not?
00:19:39Give me a lil' bourbon straight up.
00:19:40Same.
00:19:41Same for yourself.
00:19:42Hey, Micah.
00:19:43Oh, Pa.
00:19:43Here you go.
00:19:44hey hey hey going down to the
00:19:55What's up?
00:20:25Now we've got a last great ladies and gentlemen, inspired by the Las Vegas audience.
00:20:47This is called the Pin Boss Dance.
00:20:49And here's Frank to do that one for you, the Pin Boss Dance.
00:20:55And here's the Pin Boss Dance.
00:21:24Bill, my people in Chicago are going crazy. They're ready to put out a contract out on all of us.
00:21:29I don't give a shit. That's the way it's gonna be.
00:21:32How about you, Bo?
00:21:34Whatever my father wants, that's the way it has to be done.
00:21:37Food, chairman.
00:21:38Great. It's the food.
00:21:42Bill, I think we're being ridiculous about this.
00:21:46Shit. I'm hungry.
00:21:48Salute.
00:21:49Chinta.
00:21:53Thank you, sir.
00:21:57All my life I wanted to mastermind something in Vegas. I finally got lucky.
00:22:01Yeah, but you want all of Vegas.
00:22:03Suck all of Vegas.
00:22:07Gentlemen, this is Paul Maselli.
00:22:09Hello.
00:22:10Hello.
00:22:11Hello.
00:22:12How about you?
00:22:13Just the table.
00:22:15Did you bring the check?
00:22:17Yes.
00:22:18Give it to me.
00:22:19Why not?
00:22:27Paul!
00:22:29You motherfucker!
00:22:31Oh!
00:22:35Paul, why me?
00:22:36Why not?
00:23:01Oh!
00:23:02Oh!
00:23:03Oh!
00:23:04Oh!
00:23:05Oh!
00:23:06Oh!
00:23:07Oh!
00:23:08Oh!
00:23:09Oh!
00:23:10Oh!
00:23:11Oh!
00:23:12Oh!
00:23:13Oh!
00:23:14Oh!
00:23:15Oh!
00:23:16Oh!
00:23:17Oh!
00:23:18Oh!
00:23:19Oh!
00:23:20Oh!
00:23:21Oh!
00:23:22Oh!
00:23:23Jack now!
00:23:24Don't you think twice?
00:23:25Can't go digging in the subways before you go!
00:23:29Oh!
00:23:32Jack now!
00:23:33Oh!
00:23:34Oh!
00:23:35So not nice!
00:23:36Can't keep doing this, cause you're on we go!
00:23:38Oh!
00:23:40Oh!
00:23:54Tell me, who lives better than us?
00:23:56Hey it's better than being enjoyed, huh, Luke?
00:23:58You having a good time?
00:23:59Yeah. Everything is beautiful.
00:24:01All we need is a few broads.
00:24:03Me, me, I'm worried.
00:24:05The old man's home all alone,
00:24:07and we're here having a good time.
00:24:09He's planting his tomatoes.
00:24:11Yeah, I'd like to plant that tomato.
00:24:17Hey, look, that's a spook. So what?
00:24:20Hey, I didn't know you liked mullet yarns.
00:24:23We got enough problems,
00:24:25and you want to play with hookers.
00:24:27Hey, Pete, you doubt everything.
00:24:29Everything you doubt.
00:24:30Hey, honey, you want to play mullet family for me?
00:24:35You want to bang this buffalo,
00:24:37you go right ahead.
00:24:38But don't talk me weird, all right?
00:24:40Then give me a hundred.
00:24:42A hundred?
00:24:43What are you gonna do?
00:24:44Bang our whole neighborhood?
00:24:47Here.
00:24:49Here, honey.
00:24:50Put a down payment on your new bed.
00:24:52Where do we go? My place or your place?
00:24:54No, we go to our place, honey.
00:24:56We don't want to fuck up your neighborhood.
00:24:58Cool it, man.
00:24:59I ain't taking all of you for a hundred.
00:25:01You got a hundred from each guy.
00:25:03For me, I ain't gonna get a foreign coin.
00:25:05You want to take her to the car?
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:08On a salute.
00:25:20Check.
00:25:22You gonna give her a bang?
00:25:23Why not?
00:25:24We've been in the joint 13 years.
00:25:26All we've seen was big, tall, blonde boys walking like.
00:25:29So you want to give her a little scoff, right?
00:25:31Why not?
00:25:32So you dip the sausage, and you get lucky tonight.
00:25:35Come on, let's go.
00:25:36Thank you, honey.
00:25:38If I'm going to do it one night.
00:25:43you
00:25:48Sing to me another song of love
00:25:55Tilt above the moon and stars above
00:25:59Sing and I will be with you
00:26:02On something that will do
00:26:05Sing to me another song of love
00:26:08Sing to me another song of love
00:26:13If it be just like a new girl
00:26:18Hey
00:26:29Hey
00:26:32What the hell is going on?
00:26:48These guys have been in jail so long
00:26:50They can't take that drinking anymore
00:26:52Hey, you alright?
00:26:55Hey
00:26:55Hey, you know what you do?
00:26:59Put them in bed
00:27:00Put them in bed with the old man
00:27:02Hey, you okay?
00:27:03Hey
00:27:10Hey
00:27:11Hey, come on
00:27:14Get the fuck up, get up
00:27:16Hey, come on
00:27:17Where's the broad?
00:27:19The fucking broad's up your ass, come on
00:27:21Hey, Paul
00:27:22Paul
00:27:23Hey, what the hell went on?
00:27:27They can't take that drinking anymore
00:27:28That's ridiculous
00:27:30Do you want your 300 back?
00:27:33No, no, honey
00:27:34Keep it
00:27:34I don't work that way
00:27:36No score, no pay
00:27:37Hey, take it and buy yourself a watermelon
00:27:40Some fucking chicken
00:27:41Oh, Christ
00:27:47Looks like Brillo
00:28:04Paul
00:28:09Give me a cigarette
00:28:10Sure
00:28:11I'll do a regular bit for you
00:28:15Okay?
00:28:16Oh, shit
00:28:23You know something?
00:28:25I saw this bit one time
00:28:26In a picture with Paul Henry
00:28:27And Betty Davis
00:28:29I thought the guy was so classy
00:28:31Every time he took out the two cigarettes
00:28:32And he handed her one
00:28:33But every time I do it
00:28:35I rip my fucking lip
00:28:36Have you ever kissed a nigger girl?
00:28:43Honey
00:28:43I wouldn't kiss Abraham Lincoln's old lady
00:28:45Really, Paul?
00:28:48Where do you want me to start?
00:28:51Well, uh
00:28:51Why don't you start with the windows
00:28:54Like all them other spooks
00:28:55Come here
00:28:57Come here
00:28:59Give me that
00:29:01I'll tell you what I'm gonna do with you
00:29:04Alright?
00:29:05I'm gonna give you another 100
00:29:07And I think I'm gonna change my luck
00:29:10Alright?
00:29:12Alright
00:29:12Mmm
00:29:14Come on, honey
00:29:23Let's go
00:29:24Jim, what the hell is that thing up there?
00:29:27That's called Photoscan
00:29:29That's the way Ron made all this money
00:29:30It's to prevent shoplifting
00:29:32And crime
00:29:33And pilferage
00:29:34And people like you
00:29:36Okay, smartass
00:29:38Let's go
00:29:38Come on here
00:29:40I'll tell you what
00:29:44Let me borrow that boat for a couple months
00:29:51I want to take the boys out on a cruise
00:29:55Let me take those poor guys somewhere
00:29:59Somewhere in their lives
00:30:00A cruise
00:30:01Take away all their attention and their bitterness
00:30:05They got so much bitterness in life now
00:30:08Let me think about it a little
00:30:10And you think about it a little
00:30:12And when I get back
00:30:17We'll both see things in a different light
00:30:19And whatever you want
00:30:22I'll agree to
00:30:23Let's pray
00:30:53Here's where we are, we're at Newport Beach, all right?
00:31:17We're coming all the way down here, we're going to stop at Mazatlan, that's the first stop.
00:31:21Now, from Mazatlan, we're coming all the way down to Central America, we're going right
00:31:26through the Panama Canal, Panama Canal, we'll go right across the Caribbean to Caracas.
00:31:31From Caracas, we go straight across all the way to Morocco.
00:31:37Where are we going to stop, I guess, in the middle of the ocean?
00:31:40There's an island over there called Cape Verde, we can pick it up right there.
00:31:44From Morocco, we go right across to Sardinia, Sardinia to Anzio, it's very nice.
00:31:51Hey, I was there during the war.
00:31:53Well, you're going back.
00:31:54Hey Paul, we're leaving the United States!
00:31:57We're free!
00:31:58We're free!
00:31:59We're free!
00:32:00Hey, listen to this!
00:32:04People of the United States, judges, cops, all the law, I've got something for you!
00:32:13Take this and stick it up in your mother's twat!
00:32:20I think it'll take about, well, the way I got it figured and charted it out here, it
00:32:47should take us a minimum of about 48 days.
00:32:51Hey, we'll have a ball.
00:32:52Hey, I know.
00:32:53All right?
00:32:54Let's have a dress.
00:33:14Hey, did you bring me some coffee?
00:33:17Hey, would I ever leave you out of anything?
00:33:24Come here.
00:33:25What are you doing?
00:33:26Cut that out.
00:33:27What are you doing?
00:33:28Fruit?
00:33:29Come on, I'm going to throw you in the water.
00:33:30You want me to...
00:33:31My chain.
00:33:33What chain?
00:33:34My chain.
00:33:35I had it on my neck.
00:33:36Come on, I'll get you another chain.
00:33:38What do you worry about?
00:33:39My mother gave me that chain.
00:33:41I had it 18 years.
00:33:42Hey, I'll get you a hundred chains.
00:33:44Don't worry about it.
00:33:45Don't worry about it.
00:33:46I want that chain.
00:33:47Don't worry about it.
00:33:48I want that chain.
00:33:50I'm okay about it.
00:33:52I'm a poor one.
00:33:53I'm sorry about it.
00:33:55Come on.
00:33:56I'm okay.
00:33:57You're old man.
00:33:58I'm okay.
00:33:59You're old man.
00:34:00I'm a poor boy.
00:34:01You're old man.
00:34:02I'm not happy about that.
00:34:03I'm fine.
00:34:06I'm okay.
00:34:07Oh, my God.
00:34:37Oh, my God.
00:35:07Oh, my God.
00:35:37Oh, my God.
00:36:07Oh, my God.
00:36:37We've been all over the world.
00:36:39Where the hell are we going from?
00:36:41Hey, you're the one who wanted a boat.
00:36:43How long are we going to be in Rome?
00:36:44We'll be here a few weeks.
00:36:46A few weeks?
00:36:47A few weeks.
00:36:49That's what I said, a few weeks.
00:36:50Well, what the hell for?
00:36:51We're snatching the Pope.
00:36:54The Pope?
00:36:55The Pope?
00:36:56How are we going to do that?
00:36:57Very gently, cockey.
00:36:59Very gently.
00:37:01All my life I've waited for something like this.
00:37:03It's the biggest challenge in history.
00:37:05You're out of your fucking head.
00:37:06I heard a kidnapping.
00:37:07This is crazy.
00:37:08Can't we snatch somebody like Castro or someone?
00:37:11What the fuck is he worth?
00:37:14We'll have to take Cuba to take him back.
00:37:16You kidding?
00:37:17Yeah, but the Pope?
00:37:19They'll put us away forever.
00:37:20So what?
00:37:21The old man did 50 fucking years, right?
00:37:23What the hell do we know about outside life?
00:37:26If you think it'll work.
00:37:28Once we got him, you know how much we're going to get for him?
00:37:31How much?
00:37:32I want a dollar from every Catholic in the world.
00:37:36You know what you're asking for?
00:37:38$850 million.
00:37:39And you haven't counted the Chinese or the Japs yet?
00:37:42Hey, I didn't know it was that much.
00:37:44Flucka will make it a half a buck.
00:37:46But the Pope, huh?
00:37:49Salud.
00:37:55I don't know it was that much.
00:38:25I don't know it was that much.
00:38:55I don't know it was that much.
00:38:57Good morning, Father.
00:39:08What's your darling?
00:39:10Well, do you speak English?
00:39:12Because I'm from America.
00:39:14Yes, I do. Can I help you?
00:39:16I would like to inquire about an audience with the Pope for me and my friends.
00:39:19Father, do you realize how many people who like an audience with the Pope?
00:39:23This is quite impossible.
00:39:24Please, listen to me.
00:39:25And then I'll leave.
00:39:28I understand His Holiness the Pope's counsel is sought by leading personalities all over the world.
00:39:33Countless pilgrims and delegations from every nation and every race.
00:39:36From His exalted position as Holy Father, His help is sought by a variety of humans with problems.
00:39:42I, Father Paul, have one of these problems.
00:39:44I'm on a cruise with a very important, wealthy man.
00:39:48He wants me to arrange this audience for him, myself, Father Peter Milo, and Father Lucas Lobianco.
00:39:53And he has asked me to contribute this money to whatever charity or organization His Holiness thinks needs help.
00:39:59The amount is $50,000.
00:40:01I'll see what I can do.
00:40:06This amount will be nothing to what he has planned.
00:40:08This is just a start.
00:40:10He doesn't have long to live.
00:40:12My brothers and I have shown this man the light of God in the church.
00:40:16Before this man dies, His Holiness the Pope, the right hand of God, must see him.
00:40:21As St. Paul proclaimed him, there is but one way to achieve the love of God.
00:40:26It is to be in union with Him.
00:40:28Words do not count, only deeds.
00:40:31This man's deed is to share his wealth, give it to the church,
00:40:34and they will distribute it amongst all the children of the world.
00:40:39God bless you, Father.
00:40:41God bless you, Father.
00:40:42God bless you, Father.
00:41:09Paul, what the hell are you looking at?
00:41:12Can't you see I'm figuring out how we're going to nail the Pope?
00:41:16We're going to make the biggest score you've ever seen in your life.
00:41:19What a score we're going to make.
00:41:28We go through here, then we come around this way,
00:41:35and we go through there.
00:41:37Okay?
00:41:41Thirteen years I've been in the bucket.
00:42:01When are you going to get me late?
00:42:02Listen, who the hell do I know here in Rome?
00:42:06What the fuck am I, a pimp?
00:42:08I'm looking to make a score with this guy here.
00:42:10Just wait and listen to me for a minute, just for one second.
00:42:13Paolo, let it come.
00:42:16I need a machine.
00:42:18What machine do I need?
00:42:19A Mercedes-Benz, a Citroen Maserati.
00:42:23That's it.
00:42:24If you have a Maserati, it's okay.
00:42:25I'll take it, yes.
00:42:27What is he talking about, Paolo?
00:42:29He asked me if I wanted a Rolls-Royce or a Citroen Maserati.
00:42:33What do you want?
00:42:35Maserati sounds good to me.
00:42:37Then we got it. We got it?
00:42:38Si.
00:42:40He's beautiful.
00:42:41Hey, Paolo, I'm tired.
00:42:43I'm looking to get laid.
00:42:45I had a rough day today.
00:42:47I can't take it anymore.
00:42:48I'm going upstairs. I go to bed.
00:42:50See you.
00:42:51You've been drunk. You've been drinking all afternoon.
00:42:52When they're drunk, they're drunk.
00:42:57And he's some kind of drunk. He's been drinking all afternoon.
00:42:59But you don't understand me.
00:43:01I'm sitting here whacking my willy.
00:43:04You're going to get me the Citroen Maserati.
00:43:06Si, come on.
00:43:08Put your hand down.
00:43:09Put your hand down.
00:43:10How's it going?
00:43:11How's it going?
00:43:11How's it going?
00:43:27How's it going?
00:43:38How's it going?
00:50:40Here's the tickets.
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01:04:10100 priests.
01:05:10Well, it does all.
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