00:00This is it!
00:30I don't want to come here.
00:33Why?
00:34Because it's kind of...
00:36Okay, let's talk about it.
00:39No, just go.
00:41We have a problem with my boyfriend.
00:45Do you have a problem with your boyfriend prior to this?
00:49Yes, right?
00:50But it's just going to be a problem.
00:52It's going to be a problem, Wendell,
00:55because it's going to be a problem in your performance.
00:58Mayana lang.
01:00Respetuin namin yung decision mo.
01:02Pero may nagaanap sa'yo sa labas.
01:04Sino?
01:05Yung leeg mo.
01:07Pero ganyang kami ka-considerate sa'yo.
01:09Okay, magala guys.
01:10Eto.
01:11Ano kaya...
01:13Makiliki mabut eh.
01:14Ano kaya ang kahihiyang nag-aantay kay Wendell Vargas?
01:19Ngayon na, natin malalaman yan.
01:21Ikwento mo ang nangyari with your boyfriend.
01:24Dali lang.
01:26Wait lang.
01:27Ang gatas.
01:28Damihan nyo yan.
01:29Damihan nyo.
01:30Wendell, get ready.
01:32Your two-minute starts now.
01:34Ah.
01:35Direk, sorry po ah, Direk ha.
01:37Pero kamukha mo kasi yung ex...
01:39Si Direk?
01:41Kamukhaan nyo po yung ex-boyfriend ko.
01:43Si Direk Rico?
01:44Huh?
01:45Kamukhaan ka mukhaan nyo po talaga.
01:47Ayan, dumating ako dito kanina,
01:48parang na ano ko.
01:49Parang kinakabaan ako na hindi ko maitindihan.
01:51Kasi bago kami nagpunta dito,
01:54bago ako nagpunta dito,
01:55nagkahiwalay po kami.
01:57Ng boyfriend mo.
01:58Kasi nagtalo kami dahil lang sa motor.
02:02Dahil saan?
02:03Sa motor.
02:04Sa motor.
02:05Sa motor.
02:06Oo.
02:07Kasi nung birthday nga,
02:08humiling siya sa akin ng motor.
02:09Sabi niya sa akin,
02:10bilin mo naman ako ng motor.
02:11Yung...
02:12Paano ko naman bibili nyo ng mahal-mahal?
02:15O, mahal nga talaga.
02:16Wala nga kaming ngilaw.
02:17Nabuto lang kami.
02:19Tapos pinagsikapan ko parin
02:21kasi mahal na mahal ko siya.
02:22Sabi ko sa kanya,
02:23baka pwedeng...
02:24na lang muna.
02:25Kasi mas pura yun.
02:28Ang masakit lang sa akin.
02:32After one week,
02:33sinanla yung motor.
02:35Sinanla niya?
02:36Sinanla niya?
02:37Saan?
02:38Sa akin din!
02:39Sinanla niya sa'yo.
02:41Oo.
02:42Tapos siya, wala akong magagawa
02:43kundi tubusing ko rin.
02:45Kanino mo tinubos?
02:46Sa akin!
02:47Sa sarili niya.
02:48Oh, grabber.
02:49Tapos nung tinubos ko siya,
02:50binalik ko sa kanya
02:51kasi sobrang magmamahal ko sa kanya.
02:53Out of love.
02:54Sorry, Direk, pero...
02:58Tagisan ka po ba, Direk?
03:02Tagisan si Direk?
03:03Tagisan si Direk.
03:04QC lang.
03:05QC lang.
03:06What?
03:07Saan po sa QC Direk?
03:10Tatalon!
03:11Tatalon!
03:12My God!
03:13Bakit?
03:14Hindi siya matalon.
03:16Hindi, kasi taga QC din po kasing yung boyfriend.
03:18Pero nagkahibalay na po kami.
03:19Okay na po.
03:20Ex mo na.
03:21Oo, ex na.
03:22May bago na po akong boyfriend.
03:23Ang bilis.
03:24Ang bilis mo lang makahanap!
03:25Dati na kasing nanliligaw sa akin to.
03:27Kasi ang dami kong manliligaw.
03:29Okay.
03:31Ayun, may nanliligaw sa akin ngayon.
03:33Okay na kami, sinagot ko na.
03:35Proud ako sa kanya kasi graduating na po siya ngayon.
03:38Ano?
03:39Elementary.
03:41Boyfriend mo elementary.
03:42Matanda na yun.
03:4332 years old.
03:44Mahina lang utak.
03:45Balik-balik.
03:46Hindi ko pare ko lang yung prinsipal.
03:49Pero at least graduate na na.
03:50Elementary.
03:51Ano na, Betty?
03:53Betty!
03:54Betty!
03:55Sire na yung 4-5.
03:58Ayaw mo mo ka.
04:00Thank you so much!
04:01Thank you!
04:02Salamat!
04:04Invelis!
04:05Taitawit, taitawit!
04:06Sure!
04:07Oy!
04:08Ito naman na.
04:09This time, marinig na natin ang argumento ng kanyang mga kalaban.
04:11Natawa ko sila.
04:12Oo.
04:13Oo.
04:14Actually hindi ako natawa sa kanya.
04:15Sa ano?
04:16So sila sabi niya.
04:17Natawa ko.
04:18Kasi di ba may gata?
04:20Oo.
04:21Kamukha niya yung bata yung sa gatas na lata.
04:24Ah, yan nagpicture out sa'yo.
04:25Nasa lata.
04:27Ang pangit pala nung bata niya!
04:30Dung bumi ng Pilipinas.
04:31Kasi siyempre nakaedad na.
04:32Bata pa ako nung.
04:33Oo nga, kamukha kami sa ano.
04:35Defensive, di ba?
04:36Pero alam mo, super naano ko sa katabi ko.
04:38Kasi kanina pa siya hindi natatawit.
04:40Parang matasaray siya.
04:41Ay, natawa siya siya yung unang tumawa!
04:43Wala naman kasing nakakatawa sa ginawa.
04:45Ay!
04:46Napakaharsh!
04:47Sige ha!
04:48Kaya nabuga ako yan.
04:49Kaya nabuga ako yung milk.
04:50Aral na aral sa Bipita, no?
04:52Kaya nabuga ako yung milk.
04:54Naaawa ako sa mga kwento mo.
04:56Ay!
04:57Deserve mo.
04:58Ay!
04:59Sona yan.
05:00Alam mo, parang alam ko na yung teknik para makaulit dito.
05:03Bakit?
05:04Ano?
05:05Ganyan!
05:06Lala itim mo yung mga kata.
05:08Oo!
05:09Dapat pala ganon!
05:10Sige, humanda ka mamaya.
05:13Oo!
05:14Speaking of, narinig mo na.
05:16Ikaw satisfied ka ba sa mga sinabi nila sa'yo?
05:18O may gusto kong kalabanin sa mga ano.
05:20Contrahel.
05:21Chika nila.
05:22Humanda na lang yung huli.
05:23Ay!
05:24Ay!
05:25May pagkabanda.
05:26Kaya lang, nakakaano eh.
05:27Nakukonsensya ako.
05:28Huwaka wakonsensya!
05:29Labanan to Wendel, parang tanga!
05:32Siya kasi nagpasok sa'kin dito.
05:34Ah!
05:35Sumay!
05:36My cat!
05:37My cat!
05:39My cat!
05:40O tabihan mo na siya.
05:41Oh my cat!
05:43Ikaw na!
05:44Okay.
05:45I'm sure guys nakita niyo po,
05:46walang masyadong dalawang nagaganap sa ating contesta na si Pipita
05:49kasi kinakabahan na po siya.
05:52At saka pili ko si Pipita.
05:53Ano niya na eh.
05:54Parang gamay.
05:55Alam niya na.
05:56Oo!
05:57At and last but not the least,
05:59ang walang kadaladala.
06:01Oo!
06:02Talagang lumalaban every now and then.
06:03Yes!
06:04Ang palaban!
06:05Sobra!
06:06Palaban talang ang bata ever since.
06:07Yes!
06:08Tawagin na natin ating last contender!
06:10Miss Pipita Curtis!
06:12Yes!
06:14Hi Pipita!
06:15Hello!
06:16Bumentecla!
06:17I so miss you!
06:18I miss you too!
06:19Kasi di ba iniwa mo kami?
06:20Hi!
06:21I have something!
06:22Level up na ba?
06:23Or hindi niyo ako tinawag?
06:26Inom na kayo ng gatas ninyo diyan!
06:28Ito doon niyo na pag-inom!
06:30Pipita!
06:31Curtis!
06:32Super!
06:33Titini-chism!
06:34Ang may sabi!
06:35May boyfriend siya dito!
06:36May boyfriend siya dito!
06:37Bago na ba?
06:38Mosang!
06:39May bago na ba?
06:40Mosang!
06:41Pipita, inhale exhale!
06:42All your two minutes!
06:43Start now!
06:44Start now!
06:45Wala!
06:46Wala!
06:47Wala!
06:48Wala!
06:49Wala!
06:50Wala!
06:51Wala!
06:52Wala!
06:53Wala!
06:54Wala!
06:55Wala!
06:56Wala!
06:57Wala!
06:58Wala!
06:59Wala!
07:00Wala!
07:01Wala!
07:02Wala!
07:03Wala!
07:04Wala!
07:05Wala!
07:06Wala!
07:07Wala!
07:08Wala!
07:09Wala!
07:10Wala!
07:11Wala!
07:12Wala!
07:13Wala!
07:14Wala!
07:15Wala!
07:16Wala!
07:17Wala!
07:18Do you want me to cry?
07:20Let's go.
07:22Do you want me to cry?
07:24Do you want me to cry?
07:26Do you want me to cry?
07:28Do you want me to cry?
07:30Okay.
07:32If you want to cry, you need to comment.
07:34Comment?
07:36You can use it.
07:38It's an office.
07:40I'm telling you.
07:42I'm sorry.
07:44I'm sorry.
07:46I'm thinking about it.
07:48I'm thinking about it.
07:50You're like a tail-eyed.
07:52I missed Derek.
07:54I missed Derek.
07:56I missed Derek.
07:58I missed Derek.
08:00There you go.
08:02It's okay.
08:04It's okay.
08:06It's okay.
08:08It's okay.
08:10It's okay.
08:12It's okay.
08:14It's okay.
08:16Okay, it's okay.
08:18It's okay.
08:20It's okay.
08:22It's okay.
08:24You're right.
08:26It's okay.
08:28It's okay.
08:30Like, I must say,
08:32we can't go to a taste in the taste.
08:36If you're here, you're going to stop.
08:38Is that what?
08:40That's Betty.
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