TBATS: Puso ni Alden, Upo ni Derrick, at Talong ni Donny, titikaman ni Uncle Red!

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00:00This is amazing!

00:07Hi!

00:08It's in the middle of the attack.

00:09It's really nice because you touched me with Tecla.

00:11We thought you had a surprise for us.

00:13What do you want me to bring?

00:15Do you want me to bring this to you?

00:17This is when I start my skit.

00:21So it's part of your performance?

00:24Yes.

00:25Are you ready?

00:26Yes, of course.

00:27But before that, any message to your colleagues?

00:31Actually, I appreciate the two of them.

00:35Because they have a lot of effort.

00:37Yes.

00:38I want to appreciate what I'm doing.

00:40You're going to be angry.

00:43What are you doing?

00:45What are you doing?

00:46I'm going to try this.

00:48I'll try this again.

00:50I'll try this again.

00:52I'll try this again.

00:53I'll try this again.

00:55And we can't believe in us when we look at your character.

00:58We'll tell you to be Dora and you'll see it again.

01:00Right?

01:01I'll try it again.

01:02I'll try it again.

01:03In the camera, I'll try it again.

01:04Are you ready, my friend?

01:05Yes, I'll do it again.

01:06Let's take a look at our third singer.

01:09For the attack star!

01:13My...

01:15My...

01:16My name is...

01:17My name is...

01:18My name.

01:19My name is...

01:20My name is...

01:21Who are you?

01:22My uncle.

01:23Uncle?

01:24Uncle Red.

01:25Uncle Red.

01:26Chahin.

01:27Chahin.

01:28Chahin.

01:29At Chohin pala ni Ian Red.

01:31Yung totoo.

01:32Yung totoo.

01:33Ay naku, hindi nyo pa ako kilala.

01:35Napakatalintid kong tao.

01:37Tapos na ang pandemic,

01:39pero hanggang ngayon,

01:40tuloy-tuloy pa rin ang pagbisita sa akin ng mga kaibigan ko.

01:44Yung totoo.

01:45Oo.

01:46Tingnan nyo naman o,

01:47hindi ka ba matutuwa yan

01:49na ang bisita na pumupunta sa'yo.

01:53Si Papa Aldin.

01:55Aldin?

01:56Yes.

01:57Aldin Richard.

01:58At binigan niya ko ng puso ng saging ah.

02:01Puso ng saging.

02:02Ah.

02:03Di ba?

02:04Yan kay Papa Aldin yan.

02:05Tapos ito naman,

02:06galing naman dito kay...

02:08Kanino?

02:09Papa Derrick Monasterio.

02:12Ano?

02:13Sandali.

02:14Anong apelido?

02:15Derrick.

02:16Ay, apelido?

02:17Nasabi ko na kanina, di ba Monasterio?

02:19Hindi, ulitin mo.

02:20Monasterio.

02:21Yan.

02:22Di ba?

02:23Ang ganda ng opo o.

02:24Di ba?

02:25At siyempre,

02:26ito naman,

02:27galing naman ito kay Donny Pangilina.

02:30Ah.

02:31Di ba?

02:32So tatanggihan mo pa ba yan yung mga biyayon na binibigay sa'yo?

02:35At ito yung mga barkada ko sa...

02:38Binigyan nila ako.

02:40Apat sila kasi yung pumunta sa'kin.

02:42Kaya, apat din.

02:44O, ang binigay nila sa'kin.

02:45Bongga, di ba?

02:46Ay, may naiwan pang cellphone o, di ba?

02:48Ay, may cellphone.

02:49O, siyempre, minating ko yan, di ba?

02:51O.

02:52At ang ibang mga regalo sa'kin,

02:54naiwan ako doon sa gate.

02:56Kasi hindi na makakapasok,

02:58lalong-lalong yung isang pinakabonggang regalo sa'kin

03:00o ayuda na binigay sa'kin,

03:03nang naliligaw sa'kin mula sa ano?

03:05Sa Bulacan.

03:06Wow, ang ganda niya.

03:07Binigyan ako ng malaking...

03:09Boat.

03:10Ano na?

03:11Speedboot.

03:12Speedboot?

03:13Ano?

03:14Yung ano?

03:15Boat.

03:16Bangka.

03:17Yung mabilis.

03:18Speedboot.

03:19Speedboot.

03:20Basta bangka na may motor eh.

03:22Ah, speedboot.

03:24Napaka-importante daw yun.

03:26Kasi every time na magbibisita daw ako sa kanya,

03:28yun na lang sasakyan ko

03:29para hindi ako daw maanod sa baha.

03:31Ang sosyal naman!

03:32O, di ba?

03:33Ayaw mo mag-jit-ski?

03:34Huwag mo die on doon,

03:35nagka-problema sila, di ba?

03:38Kaya natin nagka-problema.

03:39Kaya ganda bangka na lang tayo yan.

03:41Kasi tumatagal tayo dito, di ba?

03:43Pero na, matakan mo.

03:44Oo, tumatagal tayo dito eh.

03:45Mag-jit-ski ka.

03:46Nooo, ayaw ko nang ganyan.

03:48Ang importante eh,

03:49boat-boat lang tayo,

03:50pero tatagal ang show, di ba?

03:52Di ba?

03:53Kaya mga kaibigan ako pa pala,

03:54si Uncle Rediu.

03:55Oo.

03:56Akala ko may gagawin ka pa.

03:58Nakalimutan ko na dahil.

04:00Dami-dami yung mga ako ano.

04:02Up next,

04:03abangan po ang kalbaryong aming pagdadaanan ni Tekla

04:06at ang mahalagang announcement

04:07na di nyo po dapat ma-miss.

04:09Diyan lamang po kayo dahil babalik agad ang yung paborito,

04:11Ang Tekla Show!

04:14Heeeeh!

04:15Heeeeh!

04:16Muhtawah, muh Language.

04:17Muhtawah, muh Minsayah!

04:18Muhtawah, muh assunto!

04:19Muhtawah, muh

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