- 3 weeks ago
Situationship With My Billionaire Friend
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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane. What are you doing here?
00:00:15Beth, you set me up. You stay away from me. You're insane.
00:00:22I can't let you ruin my wedding, Ms. Leanne. You and Asher, or you're a great couple?
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne. But you've got to go.
00:00:38They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome. We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:05Yes! Yes! Yes! No!
00:01:14Are we done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby. You were the best. You were amazing. Was it good for you?
00:01:21Awesome. What's your name again?
00:01:25Lonnie, we need to talk.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:32So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:35I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:38What?
00:01:40This isn't working out. Goodbye, Lonnie.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:47What do you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:49I mean I'm breaking up with you. This isn't working out.
00:01:52But...
00:01:53But...
00:01:54Take care, Monique.
00:01:55What am I doing?
00:02:04What am I doing?
00:02:05So, I tell her, dude, that's not a pickle. That's an okra. Like, seriously?
00:02:20So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother. I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:27How about you and I...
00:02:30Um, you're... Just excuse me for a moment. Be right back.
00:02:37So, I was thinking, how about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry. Uh, I'll be right back.
00:03:00Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Oh my God.
00:03:05Oh my God.
00:03:06Oh my God.
00:03:07Asher?
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:09What are you doing?
00:03:10Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:12Hey.
00:03:13Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:14Can I grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Sure.
00:03:21How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:28Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45Stop doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:55I actually just started a new job.
00:03:57I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:03:59Small world.
00:04:00Never biggest client.
00:04:01Hmm.
00:04:02No way.
00:04:04Wait, what do you do?
00:04:05I work at a software development startup.
00:04:10Hey.
00:04:18What about your love life?
00:04:19What?
00:04:20What about your love life?
00:04:22Oh my God.
00:04:24Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:26A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:30Cheers, mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:38Stop it.
00:04:39No.
00:04:40Hey.
00:04:41We're friends.
00:04:42Well, if you ever do want a nerve-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:45Sex ruins everything.
00:04:46Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:47Hmm.
00:04:48I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:49You're not your wingman.
00:04:50You're not your wingman.
00:04:51You're not your wingman.
00:04:52You're not your wingman.
00:04:53You're not your wingman.
00:04:54I'll be your wingman.
00:04:55I'll be your wingwoman, though.
00:04:56You're not your wingman.
00:04:57I'll see you then.
00:05:27I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:44I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:48I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:51I have that effect on women.
00:05:57I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:05Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:11Friends forever?
00:06:14Friends forever.
00:06:27Friends forever.
00:06:52Friends forever.
00:06:55Kachel's Mom.
00:06:56Oh, my God.
00:07:26Oh, my God, what are you doing here?
00:07:51I don't know.
00:07:52What am I doing here?
00:07:54Oh, my head.
00:07:56My head.
00:07:57Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:05Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:08What?
00:08:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:10Bad idea.
00:08:11What?
00:08:13Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:15Why?
00:08:15Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:22Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:25I suppose you're right.
00:08:28But still.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:31I have a proposition.
00:08:37What?
00:08:38Friends with benefits.
00:08:40Sex without strings.
00:08:43You do you, I do me.
00:08:46And we do each other.
00:08:51Interesting.
00:08:52Okay.
00:09:00Sold.
00:09:03Planned benefits.
00:09:08Okay.
00:09:08And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:38Asher? You two know each other? Yeah, uh, we know each other from college. He's one of my best friends. What are you doing here? He's here to see my father. Wait, what? Daddy owns the company. I know. I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:03He's worth billions. And here I thought I knew everything about you. I've been busy since college. Clearly. Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later? Sure. Good to see you, Beth. You too. Oh, what a man.
00:10:33What's this? I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract. A contract? It outlines the parameters of our relationship. Okay.
00:10:46Article 1. Nobody knows. It might get in the way of us seeing other people. Good point.
00:10:51Good point. Article 2. We meet at a mutually agreed upon place at a mutually agreed upon time. Okay.
00:10:58Article 3. Honesty and transparency are a must. Agreed.
00:11:04Article 4. No lies. No lies.
00:11:10Article 5. Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:19Article 5. I don't like that one.
00:11:20It gets too complicated otherwise. Fine. And finally?
00:11:34Friends first. Friends first.
00:11:38Let's see it.
00:12:08Let's see it.
00:12:38Let's see it.
00:13:08Let's see it.
00:13:10Let's see it.
00:13:12What?
00:13:14I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:16Forget the contract.
00:13:18No, friends first.
00:13:20Remember?
00:13:22Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:28Usher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:40Come on.
00:13:42Friends first?
00:13:46Friends first.
00:13:50Friends first.
00:13:54Friends first.
00:13:56I'm not an idiot.
00:13:58I'm not an idiot.
00:14:00I'm not an idiot.
00:14:02I'm not an idiot.
00:14:04So I'll see you at seven tonight?
00:14:05Yes, you will.
00:14:18He asked me out.
00:14:22He asked me out.
00:14:23Breathe, Beth. Breathe.
00:14:25I've been crushing on you for so long.
00:14:28On Asher?
00:14:29Yes.
00:14:30He asked you out?
00:14:31Yes.
00:14:32On a date?
00:14:33Yes, yes.
00:14:34Yes!
00:14:35Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:37Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:38You can give me some tips.
00:14:40Oh.
00:14:42Um.
00:14:43Yeah, okay.
00:14:45I gotta go.
00:14:46I'm getting a mani-pedi ready for the big fight.
00:14:48I'm totally freaking out!
00:14:52Bye.
00:15:02Where was he born?
00:15:03Philadelphia.
00:15:03Philadelphia.
00:15:05Philadelphia.
00:15:06Uh, favorite food?
00:15:08Um.
00:15:11He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:14Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:17I like your pen.
00:15:18I've never seen that color before.
00:15:20Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:22It's my favorite color.
00:15:23Heliotrope purple.
00:15:24Cool.
00:15:25Um, what about sports?
00:15:29Ruth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:31On your date?
00:15:32I can't do that.
00:15:33If I'm gonna marry this man, he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:39Marry?
00:15:39You got a problem with that?
00:15:47Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:50Me and Asher?
00:15:51I'm just, uh, no.
00:15:55No, no, no.
00:15:55Never.
00:15:56He's, we're, we're friends.
00:15:59We're best friends.
00:16:01Good.
00:16:02By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:04Where'd you get it?
00:16:06Oh, Mason's on third.
00:16:07It's super cute.
00:16:09Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:10Uh, siblings?
00:16:15And being an only child.
00:16:18I was an only child as well.
00:16:20Really?
00:16:21Cool.
00:16:22Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:26I was born in Philly.
00:16:28Shut up.
00:16:29It's my favorite city.
00:16:32Where was the school?
00:16:34Um, I...
00:16:35Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:44How about we, um, share a hot fudge someday?
00:16:49That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:54I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:01I had a wonderful time.
00:17:03I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:07That would be great.
00:17:10Good night.
00:17:13Oh, my.
00:17:15Okay, thank you.
00:17:19Listen, I should really head out.
00:17:25Uh, take care.
00:17:26Um, why don't you come up?
00:17:29And I will fuck you.
00:17:31It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:33Where are we?
00:17:34Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:39Why?
00:17:40Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:45I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:46No, no, no, it, it, uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:48It's just, sex ruins everything.
00:17:53Let's wait.
00:17:55So it can be perfect.
00:17:58Yeah?
00:18:02Yes.
00:18:06Okay.
00:18:07Toodles.
00:18:08Beth?
00:18:16It was nice.
00:18:17We have a lot in common.
00:18:22Are you jealous?
00:18:26No.
00:18:30Did you, um, did you sleep together?
00:18:34No.
00:18:36But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:39Beth?
00:18:40She's an animal.
00:18:42Oh, God.
00:18:43Stop it.
00:18:45Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:48Not for Beth, you don't?
00:18:50Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:52I want to wait, just in case she is the one.
00:18:56You never know.
00:18:58I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:03I'm never getting married.
00:19:08I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:12Oh.
00:19:15You do you.
00:19:17To each his own.
00:19:18Agreed.
00:19:19Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:21Maybe.
00:19:21Give it back.
00:19:22Give it back.
00:19:23Come on.
00:19:24Mm-mm.
00:19:24It's not fudge.
00:19:27It's my strawberry.
00:19:28All right.
00:19:28That was rude.
00:19:36That was rude.
00:19:36It was rude.
00:19:38Do you?
00:19:39No.
00:19:39Yes.
00:19:40No.
00:19:41No.
00:19:50No.
00:19:50Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:12You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:15True love does not exist.
00:20:18You will only get hurt.
00:20:20He is your friend.
00:20:22Don't blow it.
00:20:24Friendship first.
00:20:26Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:30You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:32True love does not exist.
00:20:34You will only get hurt.
00:20:36He is your friend.
00:20:37Don't blow it.
00:20:40Friendship first.
00:20:43Leanne Lamont.
00:20:49I'm so sorry.
00:21:04I'm so sorry.
00:21:18No, my bad.
00:21:19My fault.
00:21:21Hang on.
00:21:24You got a tissue?
00:21:29Here, let me.
00:21:30Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:32Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:33Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:36Hey, Asher.
00:21:38Eric.
00:21:42Okay.
00:21:43Well, see you guys later.
00:21:48Here.
00:21:53Um, I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:55I'm Eric.
00:22:03That was fun.
00:22:06Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:13Both.
00:22:13Okay.
00:22:14You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:15He's a player.
00:22:17So what?
00:22:19Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:21No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:24Oh, my God.
00:22:26Are you jealous?
00:22:28No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:29Why would I be jealous?
00:22:31We're friends with benefits.
00:22:32Remember?
00:22:32Sure.
00:22:34Yeah.
00:22:36You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:37Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:39You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:44I can handle myself.
00:22:47Yeah, fine.
00:22:48Be that way.
00:22:52You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:56Maybe we need to end this...
00:22:59arrangement.
00:23:00Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:09Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:14Maybe I will.
00:23:18Yes.
00:23:27Flowers for Mrs. Lynn Lemon.
00:23:28That's me.
00:23:30Oh, my God.
00:23:36I'm Eric.
00:23:43What are you doing here?
00:23:46Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:50That's from Eric?
00:23:52Yes.
00:23:53They're nice.
00:24:01Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:06I was out of line.
00:24:07No.
00:24:09No, I was out of line.
00:24:14I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:18Oh, my God.
00:24:18I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:20Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:26Friends forever?
00:24:29Friends forever.
00:24:33Dinner later?
00:24:36Sounds awesome.
00:24:36Someone's on a good mood.
00:24:57Oh, it's just...
00:24:59I'm just so happy.
00:25:01You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:07I think he could be the one.
00:25:10Oh.
00:25:11I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:13You've only just started dating.
00:25:16Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:23Uh, yeah.
00:25:27That's us.
00:25:29You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:34He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:39I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:42Oh.
00:25:43No.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45I just want him to be happy.
00:25:47By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:49It's so unique.
00:25:51What color is it?
00:25:53Paris pink.
00:25:54I love it.
00:25:56Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:58Toodles.
00:26:06Why are you so down?
00:26:09What's wrong?
00:26:12Nothing.
00:26:14Famous last words.
00:26:16Is it attic?
00:26:19Of course not.
00:26:20How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:23She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.
00:26:26You never know.
00:26:31Give me your hand.
00:26:32I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:26:34Come on.
00:26:35Okay.
00:26:35Okay, this is your lifeline.
00:26:41It's long.
00:26:42You have a nice long life.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:46This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:49And looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:58And this is your love line.
00:27:00So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:06But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:09You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:33Great idea.
00:27:35Great idea.
00:27:35Oh, boy.
00:28:05Oh, boy.
00:28:35Oh, boy.
00:29:05Right?
00:29:06Yeah.
00:29:07Who is that?
00:29:11I have no idea.
00:29:13Hello?
00:29:15Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:18I brought dough.
00:29:30That's...
00:29:32How could you?
00:29:34Beth!
00:29:39Wait, Beth!
00:29:40Oh, fuck.
00:29:41What have I done?
00:29:42What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:46Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:48Hey!
00:29:50What are you doing?
00:29:52What are you doing?
00:29:53I'm leaving.
00:29:54I'm getting dressed.
00:29:55I'm going.
00:29:56I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:29:57I'm sorry, okay?
00:29:58You didn't do anything.
00:29:59It was me.
00:30:00I fucked up.
00:30:01You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:02It wasn't.
00:30:03It isn't.
00:30:04It doesn't matter.
00:30:05I fucked up.
00:30:06Whatever it is.
00:30:07It was.
00:30:08It was.
00:30:09I fucked up.
00:30:10You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:11It wasn't.
00:30:12It isn't.
00:30:13It doesn't matter.
00:30:14I fucked up.
00:30:15Whatever it is.
00:30:16It was.
00:30:17I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:18I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:36Friends first?
00:30:42Friends first.
00:30:48Hey, Beth.
00:30:59Go away.
00:31:05I need to talk to you.
00:31:08I'd fire her except daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:11You on the other hand.
00:31:13I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:15No, no.
00:31:16It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:17It's a stupid game.
00:31:18Friends with benefits.
00:31:19But it's over now, okay?
00:31:20I promise.
00:31:29Do you love her?
00:31:30Of course not.
00:31:31Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:35Really?
00:31:38Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:40You and me.
00:31:43Please, give me another chance.
00:31:46I suppose.
00:31:47Okay.
00:31:48Okay.
00:31:49Okay.
00:31:50Okay.
00:31:51Okay.
00:31:55Lee-Ann, it's me again.
00:31:56Okay.
00:32:10Leigh-Anne, it's me again.
00:32:12Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:14I'm so confused.
00:32:16Friends forever, remember?
00:32:23Eric!
00:32:25Hi. I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:29I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:32I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:43Asher? Asher, it's me!
00:32:46I haven't heard from you in like four hours!
00:32:48What's going on? Are you with Leigh-Anne? Call me!
00:32:51I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...
00:32:55I'll leave you alone now.
00:32:57If you ever want to be friends again...
00:32:59You know where to find me.
00:33:01Okay, Leigh-Anne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...
00:33:07I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:09If you ever want to be friends again...
00:33:11You know where to find me.
00:33:13I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:15You're gonna find me.
00:33:17It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:37Hey, Eric.
00:33:38Eric, um, I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night and I wanted to
00:33:44see what you were doing later.
00:33:45Asher, Asher, where are you?
00:33:49Why won't you call me back?
00:33:51I know you're with her.
00:33:52You lied to me.
00:33:55Okay, miss you.
00:33:57Call me.
00:33:58Bye.
00:34:03Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:07Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe
00:34:13we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:16I'll call you when I can.
00:34:17Hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:46Slow down.
00:34:52To love.
00:34:55Wait.
00:34:58Love sucks.
00:35:01Okay.
00:35:03I think we've had enough.
00:35:07How about we head back to the mud?
00:35:09Fabulous.
00:35:16Easy.
00:35:17Oh.
00:35:19Easy.
00:35:20Easy.
00:35:30A lot of goodies, isn't it?
00:36:00I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:19Nah, I'm sorry, I've been aloof, just been going through some stuff.
00:36:22You wanna talk about it, baby?
00:36:24No, that's okay.
00:36:25Just life.
00:36:26Is it Leanne?
00:36:28I don't wanna talk about Leanne.
00:36:30You know, her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:33I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:35Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:40It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:43No way, she would never.
00:36:45He's a knob.
00:36:47Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:53I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:58Oh my God.
00:36:59I'll go over it.
00:37:00I can't get that.
00:37:02I'm not the same.
00:37:03It was a little girl.
00:37:05I'm not the same.
00:37:06I'm not the same.
00:37:07I think she's not the same.
00:37:08I don't know the same.
00:37:09I think she's not the same.
00:37:10I think she is.
00:38:41Sorry, I'm trying my best.
00:38:43Hey, your best isn't good enough.
00:38:46Your cost is the game.
00:38:48Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:50Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:52She can handle herself.
00:38:54Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:56Look at the loser.
00:38:59So embarrassing.
00:39:03Fucking prick.
00:39:04Come here.
00:39:09Come on.
00:39:09Come here.
00:39:15Come here.
00:39:16Come here.
00:40:47You're fired.
00:40:48You can't fire me.
00:40:49I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:51I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:53You can't.
00:40:54She'll sue.
00:40:55Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:01And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:05Yeah?
00:41:08Shit.
00:41:12Shit.
00:41:13Shit.
00:41:18Shit.
00:41:21Shit.
00:41:23Shit.
00:41:53Shit.
00:42:23Shit.
00:42:30Hey Eric, thinking about you, when do you want to hook up?
00:43:00How about a hotel this time?
00:43:05We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:11Love, our friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:16XO, XO.
00:43:20When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:27I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:29Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:32I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:35You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:42I'm going to be so stupid.
00:43:44I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:47Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:43:52Clearly not.
00:43:52I am not a cheater.
00:43:58I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:08I do.
00:44:13Kate.
00:44:13I'm not a you're my mother.
00:44:21What?
00:44:31I don't know.
00:44:34I want to make it.
00:44:34I will, I will, I will!
00:44:59Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert?
00:45:03Or both?
00:45:04Thoughts?
00:45:04Please, don't marry her.
00:45:10You don't love her.
00:45:12You're rebounding.
00:45:19I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:22Thoughts?
00:45:24A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.
00:45:27Thoughts?
00:45:31They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:34Thoughts?
00:45:49Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:53I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:57Did you know that?
00:45:58It's crazy.
00:45:59Oh my god.
00:46:01Hello?
00:46:01Did you get my messages?
00:46:05You're going to love the photographer who's awesome.
00:46:11I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:13Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:14Okay.
00:46:15Sure.
00:46:16Okay.
00:46:16Okay.
00:46:17Thanks.
00:46:17Thanks.
00:46:18Thanks.
00:46:18Okay.
00:46:19Thanks.
00:46:19Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:22You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:46:24I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you, and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:28Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:30Sure.
00:46:49Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:02You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:05Once I'm done with this, he is never gonna wanna see you again. Ever.
00:47:10Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now.
00:47:23Wait, what?
00:47:25Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:31Who's the source?
00:47:37Oh my god. Why would she do this?
00:47:41Lovers scorned, I suppose?
00:47:43No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:45You know, Asher, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:51But she'd never speak to me again.
00:47:56So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:57Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:01It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:48:05You're toxic, Asher. Nobody will touch you.
00:48:09So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:22Asher?
00:48:23Bitch.
00:48:24What?
00:48:25You jealous bitch.
00:48:27What are you doing? What are you-
00:48:29I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:34Honey?
00:48:36What are you talking about? I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:40Well, job well done.
00:48:41Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:43Stay away from me.
00:48:46Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:49We are not friends.
00:48:51Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:54Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me.
00:48:59You are dead to me.
00:49:05You are dead to me.
00:49:06You are dead to me.
00:49:07Oh, my God.
00:49:37Oh, my God.
00:50:07Oh, my God.
00:50:37Oh, my God.
00:51:07Oh, my God.
00:51:37Oh, my God.
00:52:07Oh, my God.
00:52:10This is crazy.
00:52:12I didn't write this.
00:52:18Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:19Oh, it was Beth.
00:52:28Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:31It was Beth.
00:52:32She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:37Oh, my God.
00:52:39I've been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:41Oh, my God.
00:52:42I've been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:44Come on, come on, come on.
00:52:55Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:56Beth.
00:52:57Beth?
00:53:10Beth?
00:53:12Bess?
00:53:42Bess?
00:54:12Oh my god, she's insane.
00:54:31What are you doing here?
00:54:35Beth, you set me up.
00:54:39You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:43I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:47And I won.
00:54:51You stay away from me.
00:54:53You're insane.
00:54:57I'll scream.
00:54:59Nobody will hear you.
00:55:05I can't let you ruin my wedding.
00:55:08Leanne.
00:55:12I'm not gonna ruin your wedding.
00:55:14I promise, Beth.
00:55:16Okay?
00:55:18You and Asher, or...
00:55:20You're a great couple.
00:55:22He loves you.
00:55:26Why don't I just go away?
00:55:28I'll move.
00:55:30I'll quit my job, just...
00:55:32Please, Beth.
00:55:36Don't hurt me.
00:55:38Okay?
00:55:39I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:43But you've gotta go.
00:55:50I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:52I'm sorry.
00:55:53I'm sorry.
00:55:54I'm sorry.
00:55:55I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:56You've gotta go.
00:55:57No!
00:55:58No!
00:55:59I can't...
00:56:00No!
00:56:01No!
00:56:02No!
00:56:03No!
00:56:04No!
00:56:06No!
00:56:08No!
00:56:10No!
00:56:11No!
00:56:12No!
00:56:13No!
00:56:14No!
00:56:15No!
00:56:16No!
00:56:17No!
00:56:38No!
00:56:40No!
00:56:42No!
00:56:43No!
00:56:44No!
00:56:45No!
00:56:46Don't bother.
00:57:12That pipe's in there good.
00:57:14You're not going anywhere.
00:57:18You're crazy.
00:57:20You're never getting away with it.
00:57:22Oh, but I will.
00:57:24See, I'm getting married today,
00:57:26and then we'll go on our honeymoon,
00:57:28and when I get back,
00:57:30you'll be dead.
00:57:32I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:40You bitch.
00:57:42You bitch.
00:57:44Oh, and by the way,
00:57:46you're fired.
00:57:48Toodles.
00:57:50Toodles!
00:57:52Toodles!
00:57:54Toodles!
00:57:56Toodles!
00:57:58Toodles!
00:58:00Toodles!
00:58:02Toodles!
00:58:06Toodles!
00:58:08Toodles!
00:58:12Toodles!
00:58:14Toodles!
00:58:16Oh, my God.
00:58:46Oh, my God.
00:59:16Oh, my God.
00:59:46Come on.
00:59:47Oh, my God.
01:00:17What are you doing here?
01:00:23Keep going fast.
01:00:24What's going on, Beth?
01:00:26Security, take this woman away.
01:00:29She's clearly deranged.
01:00:30Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:32We are gathered here today.
01:00:33Let's go finish it.
01:00:34Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:41What?
01:00:42That's completely absurd.
01:00:47Is this true?
01:00:48Oh, she's crazy.
01:00:49Security!
01:00:52She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:58Oh, Asher, you love me.
01:01:00We're getting married today.
01:01:01Go, go, go!
01:01:02Go away, you crazy bitch, from ruining everything!
01:01:12Go away, you crazy bitch, from ruining everything!
01:01:16Beth, how could you?
01:01:19I did it for you?
01:01:20I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:21Get off me!
01:01:26I will kill you.
01:01:28I will kill you!
01:01:29Don't!
01:01:30Ow!
01:01:30Get off me!
01:01:33Get off me!
01:01:34Hey!
01:01:34No!
01:01:36Asher.
01:01:38No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:40I, Beth, why don't you take me?
01:01:42Asher, run over me, you're not going to be with me, Clyde!
01:01:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:01:48Hey.
01:01:49Are you okay?
01:01:52Yeah, I think so.
01:01:54Okay.
01:01:55Okay.
01:01:56Good.
01:01:57God.
01:01:58Someone grab a chair.
01:02:02Are you okay?
01:02:04Yeah, I think so.
01:02:06Okay.
01:02:07Good.
01:02:09God!
01:02:10Someone grab a chair.
01:02:11Babe
01:02:17Hey
01:02:18Wake up, babe
01:02:19Baby, wake up
01:02:20Baby
01:02:21Hey, wake up
01:02:23Wake up, baby
01:02:24Leanne
01:02:25Oh
01:02:26Asher
01:02:28Yes, it's me
01:02:29And it's all over
01:02:37I'm so sorry for everything
01:02:38I'm more sorry
01:02:40You saved me
01:02:41You're my hero
01:02:43I'm sure I love you
01:02:49I love you, Leanne
01:02:52Let me help you
01:02:58Come on
01:03:05But
01:03:06Before I take you to the hospital
01:03:08I have a question
01:03:09To ask you
01:03:11Will you
01:03:19Marry me?
01:03:23Yes
01:03:23Yes
01:03:24Yes, yes, yes
01:03:26They say that sex ruins everything
01:03:34But sometimes
01:03:36It makes everything better
01:03:39I have a question
01:03:40I have a question
01:03:41I know
01:03:41I know
01:03:42I know
01:03:42But if you go to the hospital
01:03:43I think I love you
01:03:44I know
01:03:44I know
01:03:45I know
01:03:45I know
01:03:45I know
01:03:46I know
01:03:47I know
01:03:47I know
01:03:48I know
01:03:48I know
01:03:49I know
01:03:49I know
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