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Situationship With My Billionaire Friend

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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.

00:00:12What are you doing here?

00:00:15Beth, you set me up.

00:00:20You stay away from me.

00:00:22You're insane.

00:00:25I can't let you ruin my wedding,

00:00:28Leanne.

00:00:30You and Asher?

00:00:32You're a great couple.

00:00:33I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:00:37But you've gotta go.

00:00:42They say that sex ruins everything.

00:00:54And sometimes, they're right.

00:00:57How was that, baby?

00:00:59Awesome.

00:01:01We done here?

00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.

00:01:08Yes! Yes! Yes! No!

00:01:15We done here?

00:01:17Yes, I did. You were the best.

00:01:20You were amazing. Was it good for you?

00:01:22Awesome. What's your name again?

00:01:25Lonnie, we need to talk.

00:01:30What?

00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.

00:01:34What do you mean you were breaking up with me?

00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.

00:01:40What?

00:01:41This isn't working out.

00:01:42Goodbye, Lonnie.

00:01:44I can't do this anymore.

00:01:45I can't do this anymore.

00:01:46What do you mean you were breaking up with me?

00:01:47I mean, I'm breaking up with you.

00:01:48This isn't working out.

00:01:49But...

00:01:50Take care, Monique.

00:01:51What am I doing?

00:01:52So, I tell her, dude, that's not a pickle. That's an okra. Like, seriously?

00:02:09So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother. I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.

00:02:28How about you and I...

00:02:31Um, you're... Just excuse me for a moment. Be right back.

00:02:38So, I was thinking, how about we get out of here and go back to my place?

00:02:45I'm sorry. Uh, I'll be right back.

00:03:01Oh, damn it!

00:03:02Shit!

00:03:03I'm so sorry.

00:03:04Dad, I'm so sorry.

00:03:06Oh, my God.

00:03:07Asher?

00:03:08Oh, yeah.

00:03:09What are you doing?

00:03:10Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you?

00:03:12Damn.

00:03:13Do you want to grab a drink?

00:03:14Do you want to grab a drink?

00:03:16Sure.

00:03:21How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?

00:03:25Uh, life, I guess.

00:03:27We should vow to never let that happen again.

00:03:29Pinkie spray?

00:03:31Pinkie spray.

00:03:32Friends forever.

00:03:33Friends forever.

00:03:34Stop doing that.

00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.

00:03:41Pinkie spray?

00:03:43Pinkie spray.

00:03:44Friends forever.

00:03:45Friends forever.

00:03:46Stop doing that.

00:03:55Oh, what about work?

00:03:56I actually just started a new job.

00:03:58I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.

00:04:00Small world.

00:04:01They're our biggest client.

00:04:03No way.

00:04:05Wait, what do you do?

00:04:06I work at a software development startup.

00:04:11Hey.

00:04:12That's cool.

00:04:19What about your love life?

00:04:20What?

00:04:21What about your love life?

00:04:24Oh, my God.

00:04:25Years of bad sex with jerks.

00:04:27A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.

00:04:31Cheers, mate.

00:04:36How about we?

00:04:39Stop it.

00:04:40No.

00:04:41Hey, we're friends.

00:04:43Well, if you ever do want an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.

00:04:48Sex ruins everything.

00:04:50Yeah, I suppose you're right.

00:04:52I'll be your wing woman, though.

00:04:56You're not your wing man.

00:04:57You're not your wing man.

00:05:27You're not your wing man.

00:05:28You're not your wing man.

00:05:29You're not your wing man.

00:05:30You're not your wing man.

00:05:31You're not your wing man.

00:05:32You're not your wing man.

00:05:33You're not your wing man.

00:05:34You're not your wing man.

00:05:35You're not your wing man.

00:05:36You're not your wing man.

00:05:37You're not your wing man.

00:05:38You're not your wing man.

00:05:39You're not your wing man.

00:05:40You're not your wing man.

00:05:41You're not your wing man.

00:05:42You're not your wing man.

00:05:43You're not your wing man.

00:05:44You're not your wing man.

00:05:45You're not your wing man.

00:05:46You're not your wing man.

00:05:47You're not your wing man.

00:05:48You're not your wing man.

00:05:49You're not your wing man.

00:05:50myself a little bit.

00:05:52I have that effect on women.

00:05:58I forgot how pretty you are.

00:06:00Thanks.

00:06:02I think.

00:06:06Let's never lose touch again.

00:06:12Friends forever?

00:06:14Friends forever.

00:06:20This is a great journey.

00:06:22If you don't want you to be there,

00:06:26you will see the Deadpool.

00:06:28It will be fun.

00:06:30This is a great story.

00:06:33Step 2 to the Deadpool.

00:06:40The Deadpool is a great movie.

00:06:42You can't cover him.

00:06:44I might be able to do it.

00:06:46You can't cover him.

00:06:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:07:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:07:34Let's do that again.

00:07:38Oh, oh.

00:07:48oh my god what are you doing here i don't know what am i doing here oh my head my head

00:07:57feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain

00:08:01hey that means since we're here what no no no no no no no bad idea what last night was a bad

00:08:14idea what because asher you're one of my best friends fuck sex ruins everything i suppose you're

00:08:26right but still but still

00:08:31i have a proposition what friends with benefits sex without strings

00:08:42you do you i do me and we do each other

00:08:47interesting

00:08:52okay sold

00:09:01plenty of benefits

00:09:04and i'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter

00:09:23and i'll need the marketing report for the fourth

00:09:32and i'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter

00:09:39hello ladies

00:09:41asher

00:09:44you two know each other

00:09:47yeah we are we know each other from college he's one of my best friends what are you doing

00:09:54here he's here to see my father wait what daddy owns the company i know i actually own the company i work at

00:10:03he's worth billions and here i thought i knew everything about you i've been busy since college

00:10:09clearly

00:10:10listen

00:10:12i gotta run but

00:10:14talk to you later

00:10:15sure

00:10:17good to see you beth

00:10:19you too

00:10:19oh what a man

00:10:25what's this

00:10:36i took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract

00:10:41a contract

00:10:42it outlines the parameters of our relationship

00:10:44okay

00:10:45article one

00:10:47nobody knows

00:10:48it might get in the way of us seeing other people

00:10:50good point

00:10:51article two

00:10:53we meet at a mutually agreed upon place

00:10:55at a mutually agreed upon time

00:10:57okay

00:10:57article three

00:11:00honesty and transparency are a must

00:11:02agreed

00:11:03article four

00:11:05no lies

00:11:08no lies

00:11:10article five

00:11:13once one party sleeps with another person

00:11:16the agreement is over

00:11:19i don't like that one

00:11:21it gets too complicated otherwise

00:11:24fine

00:11:27and finally

00:11:30friends first

00:11:36friends first

00:11:38let's see

00:11:49let's see

00:12:52Will you go out with me?

00:12:58What?

00:12:59On a date.

00:13:01Will you go on a date with me?

00:13:04A real one?

00:13:06No.

00:13:07What?

00:13:12I mean, no, the contract.

00:13:16Forget the contract.

00:13:17No, friends first.

00:13:19Remember?

00:13:20Sex, romance, it ruins everything.

00:13:28Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.

00:13:30Come on.

00:13:42Friends first?

00:13:44Friends first.

00:13:45Friends first.

00:13:46Friends first.

00:13:51Friends first.

00:13:54So see you at seven tonight?

00:14:05Yes, you will.

00:14:06Oh my God.

00:14:07He asked me out.

00:14:08He asked me out.

00:14:09He asked me out.

00:14:10Breathe, Beth.

00:14:11Breathe.

00:14:12I've been crushing on him for so long.

00:14:27On Asher?

00:14:28Yes.

00:14:29He asked you out?

00:14:30Yes.

00:14:31On a date?

00:14:32Yes.

00:14:33Yes.

00:14:34Yes.

00:14:35Will you grab a coffee with me later?

00:14:36Because you two are such good friends, you can give me some tips.

00:14:40Oh.

00:14:41Um.

00:14:42Yeah.

00:14:43Okay.

00:14:44I gotta go.

00:14:45Getting a Matty Petty ready for the big plate.

00:14:48I'm totally freaking out!

00:14:52Bye.

00:15:02Where was he born?

00:15:03Philadelphia.

00:15:04Philadelphia.

00:15:05Uh, favorite food?

00:15:07Um.

00:15:08He likes hot fudge sundaes.

00:15:10Mmm.

00:15:11Hot fudge sundae.

00:15:12I like your pen.

00:15:13I've never seen that color before.

00:15:14Daddy has a made for me special.

00:15:15It's my favorite color.

00:15:16Heliotrope purple.

00:15:17Cool.

00:15:18What about sports?

00:15:19Ruth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?

00:15:20On your date?

00:15:21I can't do that.

00:15:22If I'm gonna marry this man, he's gotta think we're meant to be.

00:15:24Marry?

00:15:25You got a problem with that?

00:15:26Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?

00:15:27It's me and Asher?

00:15:28I don't.

00:15:29I don't.

00:15:30I don't.

00:15:31I don't.

00:15:32I don't.

00:15:33I don't.

00:15:34I don't.

00:15:35I don't.

00:15:36I don't.

00:15:37I don't.

00:15:38I don't.

00:15:39I don't.

00:15:40I don't.

00:15:41I don't.

00:15:43I don't.

00:15:44I don't think so.

00:15:45I don't know.

00:15:46You got a problem with that?

00:15:47I don't think so.

00:15:48Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?

00:15:49It's me and Asher?

00:15:53No.

00:15:54No, no, never.

00:15:56He's...

00:15:57We're...

00:15:58We're friends.

00:15:59We're best friends.

00:16:01Good.

00:16:02By the way, I love your outfit.

00:16:04Where'd you get it?

00:16:05Oh, Mason's, on third.

00:16:07It's super cute.

00:16:08cute okay let's carry on uh siblings and being an only child i was an only child as well really

00:16:20cool anyhow being an only child my parents sent me to art camp in philadelphia i was born in philly

00:16:28shut up it's my favorite city where was the school um i

00:16:38can i interest you in some dessert

00:16:45how about we um share a hot fudge sundae that is my favorite dessert

00:16:55i can't believe how much we have in common

00:16:58i had a wonderful time i really hope we can do this again that would be great good night

00:17:13oh my okay thank you

00:17:21i should really head out thank you

00:17:24uh take care why don't you come up and i will you it's within an inch of your life

00:17:36i don't think that would be such a good idea

00:17:38why because i was sworn off one night stands

00:17:45i'm a one night stand no no it uh that's not what it meant it's just sex ruins everything

00:17:51okay let's wait let's wait so it can be perfect yeah

00:18:06okay toodles

00:18:08beth

00:18:15it was nice it was nice we have a lot in common

00:18:22are you jealous

00:18:26no

00:18:26did you um did you sleep together no but not for a lack of her trying

00:18:39beth she's an animal

00:18:42oh god stop it besides i don't want to ruin our arrangement

00:18:47not for beth you don't yeah my days of one night stands are over i want to wait just in case she is

00:18:55the one you never know i want to get off on the right foot

00:19:05i'm never getting married

00:19:08i'm ready to settle down

00:19:09oh you do you to each his own agreed did you steal my pledge maybe give it back

00:19:22give it back come on it's my strawberry all right

00:19:28i'm ready to settle down

00:19:35that was rude

00:19:51so

00:19:58Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.

00:20:12You will not have feelings for Asher.

00:20:15True love does not exist.

00:20:18You will only get hurt.

00:20:20He is your friend.

00:20:22Don't blow it.

00:20:24Friendship first.

00:20:25Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.

00:20:30You will not have feelings for Asher.

00:20:32True love does not exist.

00:20:34You will only get hurt.

00:20:36He is your friend.

00:20:37Don't blow it.

00:20:41Friendship first.

00:20:43Leanne Lamont.

00:20:55Hey.

00:21:15Shit.

00:21:16I'm so sorry.

00:21:18My bad.

00:21:19My fault.

00:21:21Hang on.

00:21:24You got a tissue?

00:21:29Here.

00:21:30Let me.

00:21:31Hey, what are you doing?

00:21:32Stop cock-plucking me.

00:21:33Oh, I didn't realize.

00:21:36Hey, Asher.

00:21:38Eric.

00:21:39Eric.

00:21:42Okay.

00:21:43Well, see you guys later.

00:21:45Here.

00:21:53I'm Leanne, by the way.

00:21:55I'm Eric.

00:22:05That was fun.

00:22:07Yeah, was that fun or was Eric fun?

00:22:13Both.

00:22:13Okay.

00:22:14You got to watch out for him.

00:22:15He's a player.

00:22:17So what?

00:22:19Think I can't handle myself?

00:22:21No, that's not what I'm saying.

00:22:24Oh, my God.

00:22:26Are you jealous?

00:22:28No, I'm not jealous.

00:22:29Why would I be jealous?

00:22:31We're friends with benefits.

00:22:32Remember?

00:22:34Yeah.

00:22:36You don't have to be a dick about it.

00:22:37Okay, I'm not being a dick.

00:22:39You're just making another bad choice.

00:22:41Okay.

00:22:43I can handle myself.

00:22:47Yeah, fine.

00:22:48Be that way.

00:22:52You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.

00:22:56Maybe we need to end this arrangement.

00:23:01Maybe you were so shut down that you can only date asshole men.

00:23:06Maybe you should go fuck yourself.

00:23:14Maybe I will.

00:23:18Yes.

00:23:18Flской группa.

00:23:28Flnos.

00:23:28That's me.

00:23:30Oh, my gosh.

00:23:36I'm Eric.

00:23:37What are you doing here?

00:23:46Had a meeting with Best Dad.

00:23:50Mr. Merrick?

00:23:52Yes.

00:23:56They're nice.

00:24:01Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.

00:24:06I was out of line.

00:24:07No.

00:24:09No, I was out of line.

00:24:14I'm so sorry about the slap.

00:24:18Oh my God.

00:24:19Yeah, I deserved it.

00:24:25Friends forever.

00:24:28Friends forever.

00:24:33Dinner later?

00:24:36Sounds awesome.

00:24:36Someone's in a good mood.

00:24:57Oh, it's just...

00:24:59I'm just so happy.

00:25:03You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.

00:25:07I think he could be the one.

00:25:10Oh.

00:25:11I think I'm falling in love.

00:25:13You've only just started dating.

00:25:15Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?

00:25:23Yeah.

00:25:26That's us.

00:25:28You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.

00:25:34He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.

00:25:37I hope you aren't jealous.

00:25:40I hope you aren't jealous.

00:25:42Oh.

00:25:43No.

00:25:44I don't know.

00:25:45I just want him to be happy.

00:25:47By the way, I love your lipstick.

00:25:49It's so unique.

00:25:51What color is it?

00:25:53Paris pink.

00:25:54I love it.

00:25:56Anyway, gotta go.

00:25:58Toodles.

00:25:58Why are you so down?

00:26:09What's wrong?

00:26:12Nothing.

00:26:14Famous last words.

00:26:16Is it...

00:26:17Attic?

00:26:19Of course not.

00:26:21How's Beth, by the way?

00:26:23She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.

00:26:26Yeah, you never know.

00:26:28Give me your hand.

00:26:33I'll tell you what's gonna happen.

00:26:34Come on.

00:26:35Okay.

00:26:37Okay.

00:26:38This is your lifeline.

00:26:41It's long.

00:26:43You have a nice long life.

00:26:45Okay.

00:26:46This is your headline for wisdom.

00:26:49Mm-hmm.

00:26:50And...

00:26:51Looks like you have done some stupid things.

00:26:55And this is your love line.

00:27:02So you've got a rocky beginning over here.

00:27:06But you have a long line of love ahead of you.

00:27:09You want to go home and fuck?

00:27:33Great idea.

00:27:35Great idea.

00:27:35Yeah.

00:27:35We have a nice world.

00:27:37Never going on.

00:27:42delegation

00:27:42You know what?

00:27:44I think there's still a quickșesial

00:27:45thing.

00:27:48See you next to me.

00:27:51Bye-bye.

00:27:53Bye-bye.

00:27:54Bye-bye.

00:27:55Bye-bye.

00:27:56Bye-bye.

00:27:57Bye-bye.

00:27:57See you next to last week.

00:27:58Bye-bye.

00:27:59Bye.

00:28:00Bye-bye.

00:28:01Bye-bye.

00:28:02Bye-bye.

00:28:03Bye-bye.

00:28:05It looks like we had fun last night.

00:28:30Do you have a key?

00:28:43Nice trick.

00:29:04Right?

00:29:05Yeah.

00:29:06Who is that?

00:29:13I have no idea.

00:29:14Hello!

00:29:15Your front door was unlocked!

00:29:18My front door!

00:29:31How could you?

00:29:38Beth!

00:29:39Wait!

00:29:40Beth!

00:29:41Fuck!

00:29:42What have I done?

00:29:45What do you mean, what have you done?

00:29:47Beth!

00:29:48What are you doing?

00:29:49I'm leaving.

00:29:50I'm getting dressed.

00:29:51I'm going.

00:29:52I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.

00:29:53I'm sorry, okay?

00:29:54You didn't do anything.

00:29:55It was me.

00:29:56I fucked up.

00:29:57You said it wasn't serious.

00:29:58It wasn't.

00:29:59It isn't.

00:30:00It doesn't matter.

00:30:01I fucked up.

00:30:02Whatever it is.

00:30:03It was.

00:30:04I fucked it up, okay?

00:30:05I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.

00:30:26Yeah.

00:30:36Hence first?

00:30:42Hence first.

00:30:56Hey, Beth.

00:30:57Go away.

00:30:58I need to talk to you.

00:31:03I'd fire her except daddy said we'd get sued.

00:31:11You on the other hand.

00:31:13I don't want to speak to you ever again.

00:31:15No, no.

00:31:16It's not what you think, okay?

00:31:17It was a stupid game.

00:31:18Friends with benefits.

00:31:19But it's over now, okay?

00:31:20I promise.

00:31:26Do you love her?

00:31:29Of course not.

00:31:31Okay, she means nothing to me.

00:31:35Really?

00:31:37Hey, I want to see what happens between us.

00:31:40You and me.

00:31:43Please.

00:31:44Give me another chance.

00:31:52I suppose.

00:31:56Okay.

00:32:11Leanne, it's me again.

00:32:13Don't know why you're avoiding me.

00:32:15I'm so confused.

00:32:17Friends forever, remember?

00:32:24Eric.

00:32:25Hi.

00:32:26I'm sorry if it's been a while.

00:32:28I know I've been out of touch, but...

00:32:32I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.

00:32:43Asher?

00:32:44Asher, it's me.

00:32:45I haven't heard from you in like four hours.

00:32:47What's going on?

00:32:48Are you with Leanne?

00:32:49Call me.

00:32:50Leanne, call me!

00:32:52Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...

00:33:08I'll leave you alone now.

00:33:10If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.

00:33:12If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.

00:33:14It's Eric.

00:33:15Leave a message.

00:33:16Hey, Eric.

00:33:17Um...

00:33:18I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night and I wanted to see what you were doing later.

00:33:33Asher?

00:33:34Asher?

00:33:35Asher, where are you?

00:33:36Why won't you call me back?

00:33:37I know you're with her.

00:33:38You lied to me!

00:33:39Okay.

00:33:40Okay.

00:33:41Miss you.

00:33:42Call me.

00:33:43Bye.

00:33:44Beth, I got your 35 messages.

00:33:46Um...

00:33:47Listen.

00:33:48I'd really like to know what you're doing.

00:33:49Um...

00:33:50I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night and I wanted to see what you were

00:33:53doing later.

00:33:54Asher?

00:33:55Asher, where are you?

00:33:56Why won't you call me back?

00:33:57I know you're with her.

00:33:58You lied to me!

00:33:59Okay.

00:34:00Miss you.

00:34:01Call me.

00:34:02Bye.

00:34:03Beth, I got your 35 messages.

00:34:06Um...

00:34:07Listen.

00:34:08I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you.

00:34:12But...

00:34:13Maybe we need to slow things down a bit.

00:34:16I'll call you when I can.

00:34:37Hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:34:38Babe.

00:34:39Slow down.

00:34:40To love.

00:34:41Wait.

00:34:42Love sucks.

00:34:43Okay.

00:34:44I think you've had enough.

00:34:46One more time.

00:34:49I'll call him my name.

00:34:53It's...

00:34:54Amazing.

00:34:55Oh.

00:34:56Oh.

00:34:57Look.

00:34:58Hmm.

00:34:59Bye.

00:35:00You were like, no.

00:35:01action.

00:35:02And everything else She chose to live.

00:35:05That's what you did.

00:35:06Who cares.

00:35:07And just, was I in bad mood?

00:35:09I'm just gonna see my eyes.

00:35:11Clarke.

00:35:13I feel it.

00:35:15Ooh.

00:35:16Easy.

00:35:43What a goodie, isn't it?

00:36:13I'm just so happy to see you again.

00:36:19Nah, I'm sorry.

00:36:20I've been aloof.

00:36:21Just been going through some stuff.

00:36:22You want to talk about it, baby?

00:36:24No, that's okay.

00:36:25Just life.

00:36:26Is it Leanne?

00:36:27I don't want to talk about Leanne.

00:36:30You know, her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.

00:36:33I thought she wasn't into Eric.

00:36:35Well, when I was out and about this morning,

00:36:37I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.

00:36:40And would look like her clothes from last night.

00:36:43No way.

00:36:44She would never.

00:36:45He's a knob.

00:36:46Which is why I grabbed a photo.

00:36:52I guess she's not the same you think she is.

00:37:10Not that I was out.

00:37:11She's a knob.

00:37:12I just want to do this.

00:37:13I was like, no matter.

00:37:14See you next time.

00:37:15See you next time.

00:37:16Let's go.

00:37:17See you next time.

00:37:18Bye.

00:37:19Bye.

00:37:20Bye.

00:37:22Bye.

00:37:24Bye.

00:37:26Bye.

00:37:27Bye.

00:37:30Bye.

00:37:31Bye.

00:37:33Bye.

00:37:34Bye.

00:37:35Bye.

00:37:36Bye.

00:37:37Bye.

00:38:39How could you miss that?

00:38:42Sorry.

00:38:43I'm trying my best.

00:38:44Hey.

00:38:45Your best isn't good enough.

00:38:46You cost us the game.

00:38:48Okay, hey.

00:38:49You've had too much to do.

00:38:50Don't tell me what to do, woman.

00:38:52She can handle herself.

00:38:54Remember, that part of your life is over.

00:38:56Everyone!

00:38:57Asher.

00:38:58Look at the loser.

00:38:59So embarrassing.

00:39:01Fuckin' prick.

00:39:05Come here.

00:39:09Come on.

00:39:10Come here.

00:39:13Come here.

00:40:43I'm sorry. I never meant to hurt you.

00:40:46You're fired.

00:40:48You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.

00:40:53I'll fire Leanne.

00:40:55You can't. She'll sue.

00:40:56Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.

00:41:02And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.

00:41:05See ya?

00:41:09Shit.

00:41:14Shit.

00:41:22Shit.

00:41:52Shit.

00:42:22Shit.

00:42:31Shit.

00:42:37Shit.

00:42:42Shit.

00:42:48Hey Eric. Thinking about you. When do you want to hook up? How about a hotel this time?

00:43:05We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.

00:43:11Love for friend with benefits, Leanne. XOXO.

00:43:21When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.

00:43:28I can't believe you think I'm lying.

00:43:30Then how do you explain this text?

00:43:32I don't know. I didn't send it.

00:43:35You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.

00:43:42I'm going to be so stupid.

00:43:44I am not seeing Eric. Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend.

00:43:52Clearly not.

00:43:55I am not a cheater. I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.

00:44:04I do.

00:44:13Kate.

00:44:34I will, I will, I will, I will.

00:44:46Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert. Or both. Thoughts?

00:45:05A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?

00:45:06They say he's the photographer to the stars.

00:45:10Thoughts?

00:45:11Thoughts?

00:45:12Thoughts?

00:45:13They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?

00:45:17Thoughts?

00:45:18They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?

00:45:24Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed. I think they say he's the photographer to the stars.

00:45:26Thoughts?

00:45:27They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?

00:45:31Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed. I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog. Did you know that? It's crazy.

00:45:46Oh my god.

00:46:01Hello? Did you, uh, get my messages? You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome. I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the dorm room. Could you run down and grab them?

00:46:30Sure.

00:46:32Thanks.

00:46:51Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.

00:47:00Okay.

00:47:03You are gone, Leanne Lamont. Once I'm done with this, he is never gonna wanna see you again. Ever.

00:47:11Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now.

00:47:24Wait. What?

00:47:27Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.

00:47:32Who's the source?

00:47:38Oh my god. Why would she do this?

00:47:42Lovers scorned, I suppose.

00:47:44No, it's not true. This will ruin me.

00:47:46You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend. But you never speak to me again. So I'm stuck with you.

00:47:58Mr. Fallon, I swear. This isn't true.

00:48:02It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.

00:48:06You're toxic, Asha. Nobody will touch you.

00:48:11So now you get your ass out of my office.

00:48:13Asher?

00:48:23Bitch.

00:48:25What?

00:48:27You jealous bitch.

00:48:29What are you doing? What are you...

00:48:31I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday. So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.

00:48:35Honey?

00:48:37What are you talking about? I would never try to ruin you.

00:48:41Well, job well done.

00:48:42Okay, let's just figure this out.

00:48:44Stay away from me.

00:48:47Asher, you're one of my best friends.

00:48:50We are not friends.

00:48:53Okay, we are nothing.

00:48:55Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me.

00:49:06You are dead to me.

00:49:11You're dead to me.

00:49:13You are dead to me.

00:49:27I'm dying.

00:49:29You are dead.

00:52:32It was Beth.

00:52:35She's been trying to break us up all along.

00:52:38Oh my God.

00:52:40Wedding's on Saturday.

00:52:41I have to warn him.

00:52:42Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

00:52:55Shit, he blocked me?

00:52:57Beth?

00:53:11Beth?

00:53:13Beth?

00:53:25Beth?

00:53:25I don't know.

00:53:55I don't know.

00:54:25Oh, my God.

00:54:30She's insane.

00:54:32What are you doing here?

00:54:36Beth.

00:54:38You set me up.

00:54:41You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.

00:54:44I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.

00:54:48And I won.

00:54:49You stay away from me.

00:54:54You're insane.

00:54:58I'll scream.

00:55:00Nobody will hear you.

00:55:06I can't let you ruin my wedding.

00:55:09Leanne.

00:55:10I'm not going to ruin your wedding.

00:55:15I promise, Beth.

00:55:18Okay?

00:55:19You and Asher, or you're a great couple.

00:55:23He loves you.

00:55:27Why don't I just go away?

00:55:30I'll move.

00:55:31I'll quit my job.

00:55:32I'll just, please, Beth, don't hurt me.

00:55:39Okay?

00:55:40I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:55:44But you've got to go.

00:55:51I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:55:52But you've got to go.

00:55:58No!

00:55:59Oh, my God!

00:56:03Oh, my God!

00:56:14Oh, my God!

00:56:19I don't know.

00:56:49Don't bother.

00:57:13That pipe's in there good.

00:57:15You're not going anywhere.

00:57:19You're crazy.

00:57:21You're never getting away with it.

00:57:24Oh, but I will.

00:57:25See, I'm getting married today.

00:57:27And then we'll go on our honeymoon.

00:57:29And when I get back, you'll be dead.

00:57:34I hear starvation is a long and painful death.

00:57:41You bitch.

00:57:43You bitch!

00:57:44Oh, and by the way, you're fired.

00:57:51Toodles!

00:57:52Toodles!

00:57:53Toodles!

00:57:54Toodles!

00:57:55Toodles!

00:57:56Toodles!

00:57:57Toodles!

00:57:58Toodles!

00:57:59Toodles!

00:58:00Toodles!

00:58:01Toodles!

00:58:02Toodles!

00:58:03Toodles!

00:58:04Toodles!

00:58:05Toodles!

00:58:06Toodles!

00:58:07Toodles!

00:58:08Toodles!

00:58:09Toodles!

00:58:10Toodles!

00:58:11Toodles!

00:58:12Toodles!

00:58:13Toodles!

00:58:14Toodles!

00:58:15Toodles!

00:58:16Toodles!

00:58:17Toodles!

00:58:18Toodles!

00:58:19I don't know.

00:58:49I don't know.

00:59:19I don't know.

00:59:49I don't know.

01:00:19What are you doing here?

01:00:24Keep going fast.

01:00:25What's going on, Beth?

01:00:27Security, take this woman away.

01:00:29She's clearly deranged.

01:00:31Come on, dearly beloved.

01:00:32We are gathered here today.

01:00:33Let's go finish it.

01:00:34Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.

01:00:41What?

01:00:43That's completely absurd.

01:00:47Is this true?

01:00:49She's crazy.

01:00:50Security!

01:00:52She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.

01:00:57No, Asher, you love me.

01:01:00We're getting married today.

01:01:02Go, go, go!

01:01:04Go away, you crazy bitch!

01:01:07You're ruining everything!

01:01:13Go away, you crazy bitch!

01:01:15You're ruining everything!

01:01:17Beth, how could you?

01:01:19I did it for you, baby, for us!

01:01:21Get off me!

01:01:27I will kill you.

01:01:29I will kill you!

01:01:30Just go!

01:01:31Get off me!

01:01:34Get off me!

01:01:34Hey!

01:01:35No!

01:01:36Asher.

01:01:38No, no, no, no!

01:01:40No!

01:01:41I!

01:01:41Beth, why won't you take me?

01:01:43Asher, I don't know if you're not going to climb!

01:01:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

01:01:48Hey.

01:01:50You okay?

01:01:52Yeah, I think so.

01:01:55Come on.

01:01:55Okay.

01:01:56Good.

01:01:57Good.

01:01:59Someone grab a chair.

01:02:02You okay?

01:02:05Yeah, I think so.

01:02:07Okay.

01:02:08Good.

01:02:09Good.

01:02:11Someone grab a chair.

01:02:12Hey.

01:02:17Babe.

01:02:18Hey.

01:02:19Wake up, babe.

01:02:20Baby, wake up.

01:02:21Baby.

01:02:22Hey, wake up.

01:02:23Wake up, baby.

01:02:25Leanne.

01:02:26Oh.

01:02:28Asher.

01:02:29Yes, it's me.

01:02:30And it's all over.

01:02:37I'm so sorry for everything.

01:02:40I'm more sorry.

01:02:41You saved me.

01:02:43You're my hero.

01:02:48Sure, I love you.

01:02:51I love you, Leanne.

01:02:58Let me help you.

01:03:00Come on.

01:03:00Uh, but, before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.

01:03:18Will you marry me?

01:03:20Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

01:03:27Yes, yes, yes.

01:03:32They say that sex ruins everything.

01:03:36But sometimes, it makes everything better.

01:03:39I love you, Leanne.

01:03:40I love you, Leanne.

01:03:41I love you, Leanne.

01:03:42I love you, Leanne.

01:03:43I love you, Leanne.

01:03:44I love you, Leanne.

01:03:45I love you, Leanne.

01:03:46I love you, Leanne.

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