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A crafty salesman attempts to raise some quick cash to fund an inventor's development of a gasoline substitute.

Director: William C. McGann

Writer: William Jacobs, Aben Kandel

Stars: Ross Alexander, Beverly Roberts, Joseph Cawthorn
Transcript
00:00You can tell the lucky customer that meets up with you that prosperity isn't just around the corner, it's right here, knocking at their door!
00:16My next invention is going to be a shower bath that gives you a bath without taking your clothes off or getting them wet.
00:34Now that's an invention, Doc. You better get Woolly here to promote it for you.
00:38I'm surprised at you, pal. This guy's balmy.
00:40What, Chick?
00:41Well, in a few years, when our junior's going to school, I'd hate for the kids to be able to point at him and say that his father and mother were dead.
00:45Good heavens, Mr. Randolph. You called me Grace for the first time just a moment ago, and already we have a junior in school.
00:52You certainly work fast.
00:54Yes, I do.
00:55Where are you going?
00:57I'll see you tomorrow at junior's graduation.
00:59No, you won't. You'll see junior's dad right now.
01:03Well, don't worry, Chief. I'll bring him back dead or alive.
01:06I hope you do, Willie, but try and make it alive.
01:08I won't come back without him.
01:09Say, listen. I got a preadmission.
01:12Suppose, suppose Dr. David is dead.
01:15What happens to us?
01:17A stretched sing-sing for fraud.
01:20Well, no, no, no. I didn't say for sure he's dead, you know.
01:23I didn't say, excuse me just a minute.
01:42If that mob out there gets hold of you, you'll be through.
01:44And there's a gentleman from the Department of Justice on his way up here to see you.
01:47Department of Justice?
01:48Chief, if you don't get out of here, I won't be responsible for the consequences.
01:50I hate you to take a run out.
01:51Please listen to Mr. Thomas.
01:52Go on, get out before it's too late.
01:54All right, I'll skip.
01:55Come on.
01:56Come on, get up.
01:57Come on, get up.
01:58Come on, let's get up.
01:59Come on.
02:00Come on.
02:02Come on.
02:15Come on, let's go.
02:16They're going to get back with me.
02:18Perhaps this isn't for a whole...
02:20In the Spanish?
02:21No asretoyous.
02:22THE END
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