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00:00Do you have a kimono and a flamethrower?
00:02Well, yeah, it depends what color.
00:03Wait, no, no, never mind.
00:05Listen, Fast-to-Pick friends aren't real.
00:07Your real friends are waiting for you at the diner.
00:10You know who else is waiting for me?
00:11Cheese.
00:12My one millionth Fast-to-Pick friend.
00:15Tom, don't post that selfie.
00:17Hashtag doing it.
00:18No!
00:21Packet Watch presents...
00:25Hey, everybody.
00:26I'm Danny Go.
00:27Welcome to the Danny Go channel.
00:30I wanted to share a few things about myself
00:32and kind of tell you some of the things going on around here.
00:35First, I want to share some things I really love.
00:39I really love silly camera tricks.
00:46Hey, Danny Go.
00:47Well, hey, Danny Go.
00:49How are you?
00:50Wait, jinx.
00:51Well, anyways, I also love
00:57to sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.
01:01And I love to dance.
01:04Hello?
01:05I noticed your door was owned by me.
01:12So I opened it and it came in.
01:14And then I just scrap out your filthy wall
01:25and the dramatic filter
01:27and now I caption.
01:29Hashtag fixed it.
01:31Hashtag handyman saves the day.
01:33Hashtag muscle Monday.
01:35You just posed in front of the sink holding a wrench.
01:37You didn't even fix anything.
01:38I know, right?
01:40But my thousands of fast-to-pick friends
01:42will think I did.
01:44Ha-ha!
01:44Ding, ding, ding, ding.
01:45I love that sound.
01:47It's like a tiny little high-five,
01:49only in a heart shape with a ding sound.
01:53Ooh, I found the landlord's fast-to-pick page.
01:58Oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:00He only has 750 friends?
02:02Loser.
02:03Hank, it says 750 K.
02:05K?
02:06K means a thousand.
02:07Oh, 1,750 friends?
02:11Getting better.
02:12No, 750 K is 750,000 friends.
02:17Oh, okay.
02:18Now that makes more sense.
02:19Check this out.
02:20Not only is he a handyman,
02:22a yoga expert,
02:23and a very snappy dresser,
02:25he also plays the banjo.
02:27He may be the coolest person I've ever met.
02:29Cool.
02:30You think he's cool?
02:31Ha-ha-ha-ha.
02:32You want to see cool?
02:34Watch this.
02:35Yeah, very interesting, Tom.
02:44Hank, admit it.
02:46I'm cooler than the big-shot landlord, right?
02:48Tom, you better keep it down.
02:50Do you want to end up like this piece of wood?
02:52You know why I don't have
02:56as many Fast-to-Pick friends as the landlord?
02:58Because I don't have a Fast-to-Pick account.
03:01But that's about to change.
03:04Cheese.
03:08Tom?
03:09Tom, where are you?
03:10Over here, in the Paleolithic era.
03:13Listen to me, Tom.
03:14You have to delete the Fast-to-Pick app now.
03:16Where are my floating hearts?
03:18Come on.
03:19Where are my floating hearts?
03:20Refresh, refresh, refresh.
03:23Oh, okay.
03:24There they are.
03:25Ah.
03:26Ah, sweet sound.
03:27Tom, you are letting Fast-to-Pick
03:29take over your life.
03:30Oh, Angela, I have a great idea for a shot.
03:32Do you have a kimono and a flamethrower?
03:34Well, yeah, it depends what color.
03:36Wait, no, no, never mind.
03:37Listen, Fast-to-Pick friends aren't real.
03:39Your real friends are waiting for you at the diner.
03:42You know who else is waiting for me?
03:44Cheese.
03:45My one millionth Fast-to-Pick friend.
03:48Tom, don't post that selfie.
03:49Hashtag doing it.
03:50No.
03:55Welcome to Fast-to-Pick, Tom.
03:57What?
03:58What is this place?
04:00It's anything you want it to be.
04:02Ah.
04:04Ah, ha, ha, ha.
04:05Oh, ho, ho.
04:07Wow.
04:09Oh, so many floating hearts.
04:12Oh, it's beautiful.
04:15Hashtag amazing.
04:18I can't reactivate my Fast-to-Pick account,
04:20but I have to.
04:21I don't know what else to do.
04:23Okay, here goes.
04:26I'll be right there, Tom.
04:28Hashtag real friends forever.
04:33Hey, Tom.
04:35Angela, wait.
04:37Are you real?
04:38Hashtag confused.
04:39Nothing here is real.
04:41That's why I'm taking you home.
04:42Well, look who's back.
04:44Angela, let's celebrate with this sweet memory
04:47for Top Bag Feet Day.
04:49What?
04:50No.
04:51But look at all the faves.
04:53Your friends love it.
04:55Tom, you're my only friend here.
04:57Wow.
04:57Thanks, Angela.
04:59Hashtag thanks, Jilla.
05:00No, but you...
05:01Ooh, Hashtag hang on a second.
05:03Now we are Fast-to-Pick friends too.
05:06Hashtag BFF.
05:08No, Tom, we were already friends.
05:11Real friends.
05:12Don't you know the difference?
05:13Sure I do.
05:14Oh, hey, look.
05:15There's my friend, Kayak Van 72.
05:17What?
05:18You don't know anything about that guy.
05:20We have got to get you out of here.
05:22Why would I want to leave this place?
05:23Hashtag new home.
05:24Hashtag home is where the hearts are.
05:25Because it's keeping you away from Ben and Hank and Ginger
05:29and from me, me, me, I mean milkshakes.
05:33Hashtag oh no.
05:34I forgot about free milkshake day.
05:36If we leave now, we can still make it.
05:38Don't leave, Tom.
05:39You can have a hashtag milkshake right here.
05:43Oh, great idea.
05:44Right, okay.
05:45Go ahead.
05:45Taste this hashtag milkshake.
05:50It doesn't taste like anything.
05:52It's not a milkshake.
05:53Your real milkshake is waiting for you
05:55at the diner with your real friends.
05:58But your faster pace,
06:00it's really like how you look
06:02drinking that milkshake.
06:03And that's what's important.
06:06Right, Tom?
06:08Well, with the milkshake,
06:09it kind of matters how it tastes.
06:12So, you know what?
06:13I'm just gonna go.
06:14How do we get out of here anyway?
06:16Head out?
06:17Didn't you read the terms and conditions?
06:20It says once you have one million friends,
06:24you belong to Best of It forever!
06:34Angela, what do we do?
06:35We have to drop below a million.
06:38Well, time to lose some friends.
06:39Hashtag how?
06:40We're gonna have to post some bad selfies, Tom.
06:43Right.
06:43It's not working.
06:48We're too likable.
06:50Be disgusting.
06:51Oh, complain a lot.
06:52Uh, hashtag, uh, oh no,
06:54clog toilet.
06:56Hashtag bring a plunger.
06:58Hashtag brown water.
06:59Hashtag overflow.
07:00Hashtag gross.
07:01Ew, hashtag too far.
07:03Tag Angela and post.
07:06What?
07:06No!
07:07Angela, it worked.
07:15When we come back...
07:17When we go...
07:24Ginger, not yet.
07:25Just hold still.
07:26It won't get me pregnant.
07:29All right, guys.
07:30I am so sorry I'm late.
07:31Ah, finally.
07:33Just do the opening speech
07:34so we can drink our milkshakes.
07:36You waited.
07:37Yes, and I regret it
07:39because now our milkshakes
07:40are warm, melted, and disgusting.
07:42Sounds good.
07:43Tom, just give the opening speech.
07:45Where do I start?
07:45There's so much I want to say.
07:47Oh, I can't take this.
07:49Just say anything
07:50and make it short.
07:51My friends,
07:51as we plunge our ceremonial
07:53bendy straws
07:54into our free milkshakes...
07:55All right, we're closing.
07:57Everyone out.
07:58W-w-w-wait.
07:59Can I finish my speech?
08:00No!
08:01Now get going, all of you.
08:03No, but you can't.
08:04But you wasn't.
08:05We only...
08:07Milkshake, Dave!
08:12Aw, man.
08:13What you doing?
08:14Way to go, Tom.
08:15Good life in the way, Dave.
08:17Is that the ice cream truck?
08:20Yeah!
08:20Ice cream truck!
08:22Ice cream truck!
08:23Ice cream truck!
08:24Another Tom saves the day moment.
08:28Hashtag ice cream hero.
08:30Oh.
08:31Undo, undo, undo, undo, undo!
08:33But most of all,
08:35I really love the imagination.
08:37One of the things
08:38that inspired doing
08:39these kid videos
08:40in the first place
08:41was watching my own kids
08:42build things with their hands
08:43and come up with
08:44these wild stories
08:45in their minds
08:46that were totally original
08:47and really creative.
08:49So I want to help kids
08:50be confident
08:50in that creativity.
08:52If that sounds good to you,
08:53subscribe to this channel
08:55and follow along.
08:56See ya!
08:56See ya!
09:26I'll see you next time.