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Woody Allen's Bride of Frankenstein parody

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00:00I met a great woman. She's fun, she's energetic, uh...
00:04You wanna know the best part of it? I scared the hell out of her.
00:07You seem calmer.
00:08Yeah, I feel. Well, she's got me drinking these teas.
00:10You know, I didn't realize, but I was unbalanced.
00:12My fluids were unbalanced, and she's got me drinking herbal teas and, uh...
00:16You know, stuff. I mean, it's crazy, it's wacky stuff, but it works.
00:19I mean, I love Judy, but she's, you know, this is what I needed.
00:23Hey, Gabe. Gabe, there you are. Listen, I want you to meet Christine.
00:26Nice to meet you.
00:27She's really turning my life around.
00:29Oh, no you don't. I've got them on this really strict vegan diet.
00:32Nice.
00:33And look, honey, it's time for your fiber shake.
00:34Great.
00:35Yeah.
00:36Bye.
00:37Yeah.
00:38For this, you broke up with Judy?
00:40What? She's wonderful, isn't she?
00:41I'm fine.
00:42She's great. She's young. We have fun together.
00:44How old is she then? 25?
00:46Yeah.
00:47No, you're 150, Frank.
00:49She likes discos.
00:51You get frightened if someone lights a match in the room.
00:54You know, she's not even one of us. She's alive.
00:56Exactly. She's alive. She's vibrant.
00:58She holds onto my bolts when we do it.
01:00It's great.
01:01Your IQ took a nose dive right down to your shoes there.
01:04Choose that.
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