Skip to playerSkip to main contentSkip to footer
  • 3 weeks ago
Transcript
00:00:00You
00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:12Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:14Buat story Bu.
00:04:15Update.
00:04:15Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag server reminder.
00:04:23Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:28Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayang.
00:04:37Sayang.
00:04:42Sayang.
00:04:43Sayang.
00:04:45Aku liat kunci mobil aku ke ya?
00:04:48Aku liat kunci mobil kok dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak ada?
00:04:56Aku gak liat.
00:04:58Telet deh.
00:05:00Sepagini tuh telat.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:06Kok gak usah ya?
00:05:07Nanti aja di sana ya?
00:05:09Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana kalau?
00:05:13Tentu lagi.
00:05:16Yanni.
00:05:17Ya Pak.
00:05:18Yann, tolong Yann.
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:24Siapa?
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu.
00:05:28Dan sekarang tolong tas gue bersama saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:30Siapa?
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu aku tentara sih.
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:40Enak!
00:05:42Enak!
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, balik ke rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:01Satu.
00:06:05Si cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:07Halo, ibu.
00:06:28Bu.
00:06:28Aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasangnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih, lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:46Bu.
00:06:47Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, bu.
00:06:55Oh ya boleh.
00:06:55Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, bu.
00:07:05Hihihi.
00:07:06Lihatannya ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Yah.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, bu.
00:07:17Ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu.
00:07:26Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Hihihi, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik aman sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya,
00:07:52udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:57Iya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya,
00:07:59ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:02Hihihi.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar loh, mbak.
00:08:08Aduh, ibu.
00:08:09Apa kayak nanya deh?
00:08:12Udahlah, bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya,
00:08:24kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Bagaimana?
00:08:32Super, bu. Super.
00:08:34Sampai ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu loh, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Ah, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini,
00:08:44udah dapet pacar.
00:08:46Hahahaha.
00:08:47Gerecep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:07Amin.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Yuk, terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:16Enggak, enggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titip rumah, ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, bu.
00:09:24Boskiu, boskiu.
00:09:26Boskiu.
00:09:28Boskiu cakep.
00:09:30Boskiu cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak, Presiden, ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:02Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak, apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:25Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:34Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:36Bukain.
00:10:37Bukain.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Biar beli saya gak?
00:10:48Gila sih ini.
00:10:54Kerjaan lagi banyak, Pak.
00:10:54Tuh.
00:10:55Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:59Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Apa sih?
00:11:09Kamu ini gak mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah, nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apa lagi sih?
00:11:17Alasan kamu tuh mau apa lagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalanan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:32Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:36Cuma perek kot-kotkan yang nama Instagramnya biar gak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:42Baca!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Serius.
00:11:58Beneran!
00:12:05Beneran?
00:12:05Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih!
00:12:27Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu, Yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:33Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:34Ayo!
00:12:37Masjadak!
00:12:40Yuk!
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh!
00:12:42Apa-apa kan siang?
00:12:44Yuk!
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu, kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:53Tiga kali kamu selingkuhin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekarang ngomong-ngomong baik-baik.
00:12:59Kur'an lo!
00:13:00Eh, kok kain aku gak aku salah?
00:13:02Kau semuanya aku kayak gimana?
00:13:03Kamu aku sama...
00:13:04Yuk!
00:13:04Yuk!
00:13:05Yuk!
00:13:05Yuk!
00:13:05Kasih suruh dong!
00:13:06Yuk!
00:13:09Kau udah dong sayang.
00:13:09Sayang maaf.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya, Sayang.
00:13:12Lepas ni.
00:13:12Berlap dong.
00:13:13Lepas ni, aku benci sama aku!
00:13:15What?
00:13:43I don't want to see you, brother.
00:13:45I'm just going to hang out with you because I love you so much with you.
00:14:05You can't do it.
00:14:08What's your name?
00:14:10You can't do it.
00:14:12Happy birthday to you.
00:14:17Happy birthday to you.
00:14:21Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, Ibu.
00:14:28Love you.
00:14:31I wish.
00:14:32If you're the only one that you're looking for, I'm going to leave.
00:14:39I'm going to leave.
00:14:42Don't get sick until you feel sick.
00:14:45Happy birthday, Ibu.
00:14:55Peace be upon you.
00:14:58Peace be upon you.
00:14:59Peace be upon you.
00:15:00Peace be upon you.
00:15:02Peace be upon you.
00:15:03Peace be upon you.
00:15:04Peace be upon you.
00:15:05Peace be upon you.
00:15:06Peace be upon you.
00:15:07Peace be upon you.
00:15:08Peace be upon you.
00:15:10Ibu kok tiba-tiba ke sini?
00:15:13Iya kok gak bilang aku?
00:15:16Ibu tuh tiba-tiba keingin sama kalian.
00:15:19Terus ibu pikir, ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak.
00:15:24Kalian gak kangen sama ibu?
00:15:26Kangen.
00:15:27Gimana sih?
00:15:29Abis nilatnya gitu kayak gak kangen deh.
00:15:34Loh, kenapa sih kok berantakan banget nih?
00:15:37Hah?
00:15:38Jangan, aku nanggak.
00:15:39Gak usah dong.
00:15:40Oh, gak enak kan cuma berantakan.
00:15:42Mau diberesin cuma kayaknya lupa diangkat-angkat.
00:15:45Nanti, nanti saya beresin.
00:15:47Gak deh.
00:15:48Kalau gitu, tolong ya Proto.
00:15:50Koper ibu diubah masuk.
00:15:51Ya?
00:15:53Iya, ibu haus banget nih.
00:15:56Iya, ibu.
00:15:58Ija?
00:15:59Ija?
00:16:02Ija mana?
00:16:03Mbak Ija, dua bulan lalu balik ke kampungnya soalnya mengurusin bapainnya sakit.
00:16:09Oh, bu?
00:16:11Saya Yanni yang kerja di sini, bu.
00:16:17Sebelumnya kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:19Di departemen store, bu.
00:16:21Yang bagian halo-halo lewat speaker gitu ya.
00:16:24Selamat datang di teman-teman.
00:16:25Bila anda belanja hari ini, besok anda mau mendapatkan kan cuma 90%.
00:16:33Terus itu?
00:16:35Itu?
00:16:36Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:38Ini iseng aja, bu.
00:16:39Aku muda ikut-ikutan teman, tapi sekarang gak usah ilang.
00:16:42Sakit lagi, bu.
00:16:43Hehehe.
00:16:44Ma'an, ibu.
00:16:46Kamu?
00:16:47Kamu?
00:16:48Kamu?
00:16:49Kamu?
00:16:50Kamu?
00:16:51Kamu?
00:16:52Kamu?
00:16:53Kamu?
00:16:54Kamu?
00:16:55Kamu?
00:16:56Kamu?
00:16:57Kamu?
00:16:58Kamu?
00:16:59Kamu?
00:17:00Kamu?
00:17:01Kamu?
00:17:02Kamu?
00:17:03Kamu?
00:17:04Kamu?
00:17:05Kamu?
00:17:06Kamu?
00:17:07Kamu?
00:17:08Kamu?
00:17:09Kamu?
00:17:10Kamu?
00:17:11Kamu?
00:17:12Kamu?
00:17:13Kamu?
00:17:14Kamu?
00:17:15Kamu?
00:17:16Kamu?
00:17:17Kamu?
00:17:18Kamu?
00:17:19Kamu?
00:17:20Kamu?
00:17:21Kamu?
00:17:22Kamu?
00:17:23Kamu?
00:17:24Kamu?
00:17:25Kamu?
00:17:26Kamu?
00:17:27Hello, Ibu. Ibu, where are you, Ibu?
00:17:32Hmm, I don't know.
00:17:35I just got to go to the house.
00:17:37I need to go to the house.
00:17:43Sayang, can I help you?
00:17:45I don't know.
00:17:47I don't know, I want to take the tea.
00:17:49Yeah, I don't know.
00:17:51I don't know.
00:17:53Ibu?
00:17:54Ibu sepuh mau dudikin sama apa?
00:17:56Dikinin deh.
00:18:00Bapak?
00:18:01Kamu ibu kurang-kurang aku keluar dari pintu belakang sekarang juga.
00:18:04Ya, nggak bisa dong.
00:18:06Itu ibunya bapak ya?
00:18:08Ya ibunya bapak.
00:18:10Kalau dia nanya kamu...
00:18:11Cantik ya, nggak kayak bapak.
00:18:13Maksudnya?
00:18:14Ya bapak kan ganteng, pak.
00:18:17Aku mau coba.
00:18:18Ya kamu bikin aja kamu coba, bapak.
00:18:20Kenapa kamu nggak ngomong sendiri?
00:18:21Tapi kok nggak pernah kesini ya, bu?
00:18:25Iya, saya lagi sakit.
00:18:26Jadi setelan bahaya dirumah terus.
00:18:27Kamu bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:29Waduh.
00:18:30Lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:33Saya takut loh, bu.
00:18:36Kamu ngapain aku sama enggak?
00:18:38Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:40Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:41Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:43Bener-bener tau ya.
00:18:44Bu.
00:18:45Coba aja ke mikirannya.
00:18:46Nih.
00:18:47Udah jadi tahinya bu nggak terlalu manis
00:18:49karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:51Kalau bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis sih, pak ya.
00:18:54Iya, bapak kan suka yang manis-manis.
00:18:56Saya suka yang mbak ditidurin.
00:18:58Ini gua tanya.
00:18:59Ah.
00:19:00Makasih bu.
00:19:01Beritanya dari tadi.
00:19:02Enggak ada yang enakin.
00:19:03Yang virus.
00:19:04Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:05Tapi heran ya.
00:19:06Orang gitu.
00:19:07Susah banget diatur.
00:19:08Disuruh di rumah.
00:19:09Eh, tetap ada perempuan.
00:19:10Eh, tetap ada perempuan.
00:19:11Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:12Ah, bener-bener orang-orang ini.
00:19:13Masa di Tonton TV-nya, gue ntar mau makan stres.
00:19:14Yuk.
00:19:15Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:16Jangan lupa.
00:19:17Ya.
00:19:18Jangan lupa.
00:19:19Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:20Tapi heran ya.
00:19:21Orang gitu.
00:19:22Susah banget diatur.
00:19:25Disuruh di rumah.
00:19:26Eh, tetap ada perempuan.
00:19:27Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:28Ah, bener-bener orang-orang ini.
00:19:32Bisa tonton TV-nya, gue ntar mau makan stres.
00:19:39Yuk.
00:19:40Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:43Berita tuh cuma sehari sekali.
00:19:45Yaitu di koran pagi.
00:19:47Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:51Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:54Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:56Tapi iya tuh gimana gak ibu stres.
00:19:59Ibu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:06Ibu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:08Ibu mau ngomong apa sih?
00:20:12Hmm?
00:20:13Hmm?
00:20:21Hmm?
00:20:28Hmm?
00:20:30Hmm?
00:20:34Hmm?
00:20:36We're going to cancel the class in the next year.
00:20:41We're going to cancel the situation.
00:20:43It's not a problem.
00:20:45It's because we're really looking for the class.
00:20:48It's not a problem.
00:20:51We're going to take care of our health.
00:20:54Yeah, I'm not a problem.
00:20:56It's not a problem.
00:21:01I'll take care of my daughter's house.
00:21:03Okay, I can.
00:21:06Okay.
00:21:13Lu,
00:21:15тол?
00:21:16Aku tinggal sebentar nggak apa-apa ya?
00:21:19Aku bantuin aja dulu.
00:21:21Ibu seneng dia,
00:21:22liat kalian tuh sekarang, nggak akan usah.
00:21:26Ibu kapan dong dikasih cucu?
00:21:30Ibu kan udah pengen punya cucu.
00:21:32Lu teora.
00:21:33Tiora, Ibu, there are two and five, there are seven.
00:21:39But I don't have seven too, Ibu.
00:21:41What are you talking about?
00:21:43I don't have one, I'm happy too.
00:21:46Well, if that's it, let's go ahead.
00:21:52Ibu, don't hurry up.
00:21:54Don't hurry up.
00:21:55Yes, I'm sure.
00:21:57Let's finish it.
00:21:59If you need it, go ahead.
00:22:03Let's finish it.
00:22:07Ibu capek, I want to get rid of my head.
00:22:11I am not going to be a lapper?
00:22:13I'm going to be a lapper.
00:22:15Let's go.
00:22:17I want you to take me a soto.
00:22:19Do you remember?
00:22:21Yes.
00:22:23I want you.
00:22:25I want you to take me a soto.
00:22:27I want you to take me a soto.
00:22:29If that's it, we'll just take me a soto as a chef.
00:22:33Ayu.
00:22:34Yes, I am?
00:22:35Yes, I am.
00:22:37Yes, I am.
00:22:39Okay, I'm ready.
00:22:41I'm ready to take me a soto.
00:22:43I'll do it.
00:22:44Lo on the other side.
00:22:45Oh, but I'm ready to take me a soto.
00:22:47Oh, but I don't know if that's all for me.
00:22:50I'm ready to take me a soto.
00:22:51Okay, ready, I'm ready.
00:22:53I got it.
00:22:54But I need to take me?
00:22:56It's done.
00:22:57I got it?
00:22:58I'm done.
00:22:59Did you say that I didn't spend cash in my business with me?
00:23:02I don't know.
00:23:03It's enough for me.
00:23:04What do you need to do in the kitchen?
00:23:13If I don't eat anything, what do you need to do in the kitchen?
00:23:16What do you need to do in the kitchen?
00:23:19What do you need to do?
00:23:21What?
00:23:22100?
00:23:23200?
00:23:27Let's go!
00:23:31Let's go!
00:23:33Yes!
00:23:34Belanja lagi.
00:23:35Soto Ayam, ikuti perjalananku.
00:23:38Ayo!
00:23:39Ayo!
00:23:43Aku rasa ini bukan kebetulan yuk.
00:23:46Cuma kamu pikir nih, pas kamu mau pergi ibu tiba-tiba datang.
00:23:49Mau nginep disini selama lockdown.
00:23:52Lockdown itu bukan 2-3 hari yuk.
00:23:54Bisa mingguan, bulanan.
00:23:58Aku rasa ini pertanda dari Tuhan kalau kita gak boleh cerai yuk.
00:24:03Tuhan?
00:24:05Pertanda dari Tuhan kamu bilang?
00:24:07Iya.
00:24:08Salah Jum'at 3-11 kali aja ngomongin Tuhan kamu.
00:24:12Atau kamu nge-entot sama Anya, inget gak kamu sama Tuhan?
00:24:20Sayang.
00:24:21Tidur disitu.
00:24:22Yuk, please deh.
00:24:23Tiga hari.
00:24:25Aku kasih waktu tiga hari.
00:24:26Setelah itu kamu pulangin ibu.
00:24:27Aku pergi.
00:24:28Bu!
00:24:29Tidur disitu.
00:24:31Yuk, please deh.
00:24:39Tiga hari.
00:24:41Aku kasih waktu tiga hari, setelah itu kamu pulangin ibu.
00:24:45Aku pergi.
00:24:46Bu!
00:24:56Bu!
00:24:57Gak bisa ke pasar, Bu.
00:24:58Gak boleh keluar rumah.
00:25:00Itu ada orang kelurahan nider.
00:25:03Pak, rumah kita kayaknya mau disegel loh, Pak.
00:25:05Tuh, tuh.
00:25:06Disegel!
00:25:07Pak.
00:25:08Pak sebentar, Pak.
00:25:09Ada apa ya, Pak?
00:25:10Kok disegel, Pak?
00:25:11Ini instruksi dari Gubernur, Pak.
00:25:13Ya.
00:25:14Jadi setiap rumah dikarantina sendiri-sendiri.
00:25:16Tapi ini berapa lama kayak gininya?
00:25:18Waduh, gak tau juga ya, Bu.
00:25:20Berdoa sajalah.
00:25:21Semoga tidak terlalu lama.
00:25:22Mari, Pak, Bu.
00:25:25Pak.
00:25:26Aduh, Mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:29Bu.
00:25:30Pak.
00:25:32Oh, saya punya ide.
00:25:33Gimana kalau pacar saya, Mas Bambang,
00:25:35kita suruh pindah ke sini aja?
00:25:37Kan dia sendirian dikos.
00:25:39Kasian, Pak.
00:25:40Terus, Bu, nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita mintain tolong.
00:25:44Terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:25:47Gimana, Bu?
00:25:48Menurutmu?
00:25:49Ya, menurut...
00:25:50Menurut saya, Bu, Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:26:05Le, Ayu mana?
00:26:18Ya.
00:26:19Ayu.
00:26:20Ayu?
00:26:21Hmm.
00:26:22Kayaknya di kamar mungkin, Bu.
00:26:25Ya udah.
00:26:26Ibu mau cari Ayu dulu.
00:26:28Kamu kenapa sih ngelamun?
00:26:32Hah?
00:26:33Ini kerjaan.
00:26:35Aduh, Mas. Masnya sebulan gak ketemu, Mas. Aku gak kuat loh.
00:26:43Ah, biarin, biarin.
00:26:47Beneran, Mas. Aku gak mau sendiri di sini, Mas. Aku mau sama Mas Bambang.
00:26:52Aku mau minggat pokoknya.
00:26:57Hah?
00:26:58Apa?
00:26:59Keluar?
00:27:01Mas Bambang!
00:27:05Mas Bambang!
00:27:22.
00:27:23.
00:27:27.
00:27:29Ya, Mbak.
00:27:31Ya, lagi cari tempat sepi dulu...
00:27:37Ini di rumah bikin pusing, tau gak? Ibu aku tiba-tiba datang.
00:27:41Kamu enak, dong, rame-rame di sana.
00:27:43Aku disini sendirian, aku takut.
00:27:46Kamu kesini ya, sekarang please, please.
00:27:48Ya gak bisa dong, sayang.
00:27:50Justru you yourself, it's safe.
00:27:52If you're in there, you're in there.
00:27:54But I'm afraid of you.
00:27:56If you're in here,
00:28:00then people in the apartment
00:28:02when you're in a zombie,
00:28:04then you're in a zombie?
00:28:06Anya,
00:28:08it's virus flu.
00:28:10It's not zombie.
00:28:12So if you're in quarantine,
00:28:14it's not safe.
00:28:16Oh,
00:28:18I'm afraid.
00:28:20Please, please.
00:28:22Okay.
00:28:24Okay.
00:28:26Biar kamu tenang,
00:28:28mesti ngapain?
00:28:30Ngapain ya?
00:28:32Oh iya.
00:28:34Menian, sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu.
00:28:38Abis itu kamu ngedance.
00:28:40Kayak kemarin itu loh.
00:28:42Enggak, enggak.
00:28:44Ah.
00:28:46Aduh, Kayak nyalain video call-nya.
00:28:48Cuma dengan cara ini doang.
00:28:50Aku bisa tenang.
00:28:52Ayo.
00:28:53Makanya kamu ngedance sekarang.
00:28:54Okay?
00:28:55Okay.
00:28:56Sekarang banget nih?
00:28:58Iya.
00:29:05Okay.
00:29:08Ada-ada aja.
00:29:10Yes.
00:29:12Buuk.
00:29:13No.
00:29:14I need to have it.
00:29:15No.
00:29:16I need to have your own pain.
00:29:17I love you.
00:29:18Yeah.
00:29:19I'm not going after you.
00:29:21Buuka, buuka, buuka.
00:29:23Woohoo.
00:29:24Buuka, buuka.
00:29:25Buuka, buuka.
00:29:26Buuka, buuka.
00:29:27It's how you're wrong, hey, I'm okay if you want to stay, if you want to stay.
00:29:41Eh, Mas, kamu nggak kerja, ya?
00:29:45Boss, kan, pulang cepet, lockdown.
00:29:47Aku langsung naik konjek ke sini.
00:29:49Aku nunggu.
00:29:50Tapi kok naik, aduh, Mas, aku nunggu.
00:29:52Tapi kok naikkan, sih?
00:29:55Cinta, Ani.
00:29:56Cinta.
00:29:57Tanpa pengorbanan.
00:29:59Bukanlah cinta namanya.
00:30:02Haha.
00:30:04Kinda romantic.
00:30:06We have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:09I wanna see you when I wake up.
00:30:11Cause we can fight and then we make up.
00:30:15Yih, kamu sweet moment.
00:30:17Asti, mom minta jatuh.
00:30:19Mungkin nggak dong, kan balance.
00:30:22Rohani.
00:30:24Just money.
00:30:25Eh, Lungking.
00:30:27Eh, masuk, masuk, masuk.
00:30:29Masuk, masuk.
00:30:30Ya, masuk.
00:30:31Iya, Bu, iya, Bu.
00:30:32Iya, Bu.
00:30:33Wah, ini kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:35Ngomong sendiri, Bu.
00:30:37Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown, Bu.
00:30:40Sebentar ya, Bu.
00:30:41Guys, lockdown.
00:30:43Ngapain aja di rumah, kasih tau ya.
00:30:46Tuh.
00:30:47Ibu.
00:30:48Ya.
00:30:49Ya.
00:30:50Ini, ibu kan nggak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:52Ya.
00:30:53Kamu tolong masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkasnya,
00:30:54kasihan dia leper.
00:30:55Iya, Bu.
00:30:56Nanti Yanni lihat ya.
00:30:57Di kulkas ada ambaja.
00:31:02Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:03Iya, Bu.
00:31:04Iya, Bu.
00:31:04Tenang, Bu.
00:31:05Kan kalau masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:09Masak itu tidak mudah, Bu.
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan,
00:31:13supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti sebon.
00:31:18Gitu, Bu.
00:31:19Enak.
00:31:20Ya udah, tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:21Orangnya lapar, kesian.
00:31:22Iya, Bu.
00:31:23Iya.
00:31:32Kamu diresek dan tinggalin selang dalem sembarangan.
00:31:36Sekarang suruh begini lagi.
00:31:38Hah?
00:31:40Selang dalem?
00:31:44Selang dalem apa sih?
00:31:46Selang dalem kamu ketinggalan di mobil aku.
00:31:48Ayu pakai mobil aku.
00:31:50Dan dia nemuin.
00:31:51Sekarang berantem.
00:31:53Hah?
00:31:54Masa sih aku gak pernah lo ninggalin selang dalem?
00:31:57Ada orang ada namanya ini.
00:32:00Mana pernah aku namain selang dalem aku?
00:32:03Enak kamu tahu.
00:32:04Aku jarang pakai celana dalem.
00:32:06Ini hanya tuh.
00:32:08Itu bukan tulisan aku, Broto.
00:32:11Ayu, kamu ngakul nama aku.
00:32:13Itu selang dalem siapa?
00:32:15Kamu selingkuh lagi.
00:32:17Broto.
00:32:18Broto.
00:32:20Tuh.
00:32:21Tuh.
00:32:22Tuh.
00:32:23Tuh.
00:32:24Tuh.
00:32:25Tuh.
00:32:26Tuh.
00:32:27Ngapain, kamu?
00:32:28Mandi, Bu.
00:32:29Oh.
00:32:31Eh, ibu tuh kepikiran, Bu.
00:32:33Do you know what to do?
00:32:35Do you have to do that?
00:32:37Why do you have to do this?
00:32:39I don't want to have a baby.
00:32:41Why do you want to have a baby?
00:32:43What do you want to have a baby?
00:32:45What do you want to have a baby?
00:32:47There's a baby.
00:32:49There's a baby.
00:32:51There's a baby.
00:32:55Do you want to check?
00:32:57Yes.
00:32:59Yes, Ibu.
00:33:03Pokoknya jangan sampai Ibu tahu.
00:33:05Makanya jangan berisik nih, Mas.
00:33:07Kita tahu.
00:33:09Hah?
00:33:11Ssst.
00:33:13Kamu ngapain sih?
00:33:15Ngapakan?
00:33:17Hah?
00:33:19Aduh.
00:33:21Let's go, baby.
00:33:23Gak bisa.
00:33:25Ibu nyuruh aku itu masak buat ibu sepuh.
00:33:27Gak bisa, gak bisa.
00:33:29Gak mau ngapain lagi?
00:33:31Aduh.
00:33:32Aku ngulek di sana apa ngulek di sini ya?
00:33:34Di sini.
00:33:35Gak bisa nanti dicariin ibu.
00:33:36Kamu salah sendiri sih.
00:33:37Belum dia apa-apain.
00:33:38Gak ngaceng.
00:33:39Hah?
00:33:40Udah, pokoknya jangan bersuara.
00:33:41Diam di sini.
00:33:42Ya?
00:33:43Aku gimana ini?
00:33:44Hey, istirahat di tempat.
00:33:45Tunggu aku datang.
00:33:47Kalau makan aku sentil ya.
00:33:49Ssst.
00:33:50Pokoknya diam.
00:33:51Tidak.
00:33:52Duh.
00:33:53Duh.
00:33:54Duh.
00:33:55Duh.
00:33:56Duh.
00:33:57Duh.
00:33:58Enak.
00:33:59Nihain.
00:34:02Duh.
00:34:07judna berarti.
00:34:08Duh.
00:34:09Artau.
00:34:10Oh my god.
00:34:28Why are you in the middle of the car?
00:34:30Well, I already left high school, I was super shy to see a lot of Yanni.
00:34:36Serious!
00:34:40Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:45Ehm...
00:34:47Mau ke belakang, sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang kalo disini
00:34:52Saya mau balesin chat customer
00:34:55Eh, ibu, ibu
00:34:58Tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Riani
00:35:01Itu sinyalnya dead
00:35:04Ambiar, bu
00:35:05Aduh, marah
00:35:07Cuma
00:35:08Iya, iya
00:35:10Mbak Yeni
00:35:14Nanti kalo misalnya ibu tanya saya dimana, kamu bilang aja gak tau ya
00:35:17Oh gitu ya
00:35:18Saya mau fokus kerja
00:35:19Siap, bu
00:35:25Jadi itu punya siapa? Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih
00:35:30Kalo aku keluar dari rumah, itu berarti cuma sama kamu
00:35:34Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain
00:35:36Kalo kakaknya tuh pada siapa?
00:35:39Nah itu
00:35:40Nah itu
00:35:41Tidak
00:35:42Tidak
00:35:47Tidak
00:35:48Tidak ada telur
00:35:49Tidak ada telur
00:35:50Ibu bikin kaget aja deh
00:35:52Ya ini dantungan deh, bu
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih
00:35:56Nah
00:35:57Ini ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:35:59Ya ini bu, yang cepet ya telur
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah, bu
00:36:04Kalo kambing kan terpedo, bu, telurnya
00:36:07Ya
00:36:08Daging kambing
00:36:09Gak ada, bu
00:36:10Aduh
00:36:11Itu loh
00:36:12Buat beroto
00:36:13Biar nak
00:36:14Cus kalo buat em-em-em-em
00:36:16Em-em-em-em
00:36:17Uye uye kali, bu
00:36:18Apa sih tuh ya uye?
00:36:20Uye uye tuh enak-enak gitu lho, bu
00:36:23Gini aja, Yan
00:36:25Kamu tuh kalo belanja ya
00:36:27Iya, bu
00:36:28Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak
00:36:30Kambing toge
00:36:32Terus kalo buat buat ayu
00:36:34Keju
00:36:35Semen yogurt
00:36:36Oke
00:36:37Ya
00:36:38Soalnya
00:36:39Ibu udah pengen punah cucu
00:36:40Oh alah
00:36:41Untuk itu
00:36:42Yanie paham, bu
00:36:43Kalo itu, bu
00:36:44Mendingan Yanie kenalin aja sama temen-temen Yanie di kampung
00:36:46Bisa ngobatin orang
00:36:48Biar cepet isi lho, bu
00:36:49Pake apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh
00:36:51Kayak pawang hujan gitu, bu
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih, bu
00:36:55Kambing
00:36:57Udah lah
00:36:58Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu
00:37:00Ya
00:37:01Siap, bu
00:37:02Terus kalo buat ibu ya
00:37:03Ini omelet aja
00:37:04Siap
00:37:05Tapi
00:37:06Tambah susu dikit
00:37:07Siap, bu
00:37:08Ya
00:37:09Makasih ya
00:37:10Sama-sama ibu
00:37:12Oh
00:37:13Ayu mana?
00:37:14Dari tadi sih
00:37:18Yanie belum liat ibu Ayu dimana, bu
00:37:21Tabu
00:37:22Tunggu
00:37:23Tunggu
00:37:24Tunggu
00:37:25Tunggu
00:37:26Tunggu
00:37:27Tunggu
00:37:28Tunggu
00:37:30Oh
00:38:00Oh
00:38:06Oh
00:38:08Oh
00:38:16Oh
00:38:18See you
00:38:20Come on
00:38:22Gang
00:38:24It's good, this is an omelette.
00:38:32Hey, Ibu Ayu, Ibu Sepuh.
00:38:36This is a special omelette for Ibu Sepuh.
00:38:40It's good for sure.
00:38:43You can do it, Bu.
00:38:44Let's do it for me to eat.
00:38:46Let's do it, Bu.
00:38:48Hi, handsome.
00:38:53Handsome and back.
00:38:56Yuk, aku ready nih.
00:38:58Emang agak-agak bawang sedikit sih.
00:39:01Tapi kan disitu sensasinya, kan?
00:39:04Come on, come to Mama.
00:39:07Nggak, enggak pengen.
00:39:09Hah?
00:39:11Kok gitu sih?
00:39:13Baru ditinggal sebentar.
00:39:15Ayolah, Mas, nih.
00:39:17Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih.
00:39:20Acem-acem enggak udah.
00:39:22Bosku WA barusan.
00:39:24Aduh, terus?
00:39:25Katanya, yaudah, kamu pulang kampung aja.
00:39:29Isolasi sendiri.
00:39:31Nanti saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya.
00:39:34Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:37Dipecat ini, Mas.
00:39:39Hah?
00:39:40Serius, Mas?
00:39:42Kamu sih?
00:39:44Aduh, ngapain?
00:39:45Tadi aku dibawa masuk kesini.
00:39:47Aku tuh cuma mau main.
00:39:48Udah dibawa masuk kesini.
00:39:49Nggak diapa-apain lagi.
00:39:51Maaf dong, Mas.
00:39:56Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:59Oh iya ngaku nih.
00:40:00Nggak ada kerjaan.
00:40:01Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:03Aduh, pijat apa gitu deh.
00:40:06Supaya kamu enakkan ya.
00:40:08Krokin deh, krokin, krokin.
00:40:10Ayo, yuk.
00:40:12Ini, agar bahan sama.
00:40:15Uh, lama lo aku nggak liat badan kamu yang bodi banget ini.
00:40:23Uh, uh, uh, uh.
00:40:24Kemes deh.
00:40:25Pasti, ya.
00:40:27Tapi abis krokin, uh, uh, uh, ya.
00:40:30Mas, gimana kalau kamu tinggal di sini aja?
00:40:38Ya.
00:40:39Enggara, nanti kalau bos kamu tahu dipolisiin loh kita.
00:40:44Alah, cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja, Mas.
00:40:48Aman deh, aman.
00:40:51Terus, mandinya.
00:40:53Kalau mau berat gimana?
00:40:54Kalau mau pipis?
00:40:56Hmm, kalau mandi gampang, Mas.
00:40:59Nanti mandinya malam-malam aja.
00:41:01Pas mau orang udah tidur.
00:41:03Kalau pas lagi nggak ada orang, jadi aman, ya.
00:41:06Bajunya gimana?
00:41:07Aku hanya bawa baju.
00:41:08Baju bapak banyak.
00:41:10Tenang.
00:41:11Pernyaknya putihnya.
00:41:13Nyenen.
00:41:14Nyenen.
00:41:21Nyenen,rão.
00:41:22Nyenen.
00:41:38Father.
00:42:08Father.
00:42:16Father.
00:42:19Father.
00:42:24Come on.
00:42:26Father.
00:42:30Father.
00:42:32Father.
00:42:38I love you.
00:42:40I love you.
00:42:42I love you.
00:42:44Hey, Ibu.
00:42:46Ibu brought some of you to you?
00:42:48Oh.
00:42:50Thank you, Ibu.
00:42:52Thank you, Ibu.
00:42:54This is the one.
00:42:56This is a room for you.
00:42:58It's for you.
00:43:00If you're a girl,
00:43:04it's a girl.
00:43:06If you're a girl,
00:43:08if you're a girl,
00:43:10it's for you.
00:43:12Thank you, Ibu.
00:43:14If you're a girl,
00:43:16if you're a girl,
00:43:18I don't care.
00:43:20I don't care, I don't care.
00:43:22This is serious.
00:43:28This is important.
00:43:32This is not porn.
00:43:34This is not porn.
00:43:36This is just science.
00:43:38You...
00:43:40You have to take it.
00:43:42You have to take it.
00:43:44You have to take it.
00:43:46That's it.
00:43:48Ibu, Ibu, Ibu.
00:43:50Ibu, Ibu, Ibu.
00:43:52Ibu, Ibu, Ibu.
00:43:54Ibu, Ibu, Ibu.
00:43:56Ibu, Ibu.
00:43:58Ibu, Ibu.
00:44:00Hmm.
00:44:02Nih ya.
00:44:04Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:06Supaya...
00:44:08semuanya tuh bisa berenang
00:44:10untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:1215 menit lah.
00:44:14Dah.
00:44:16Hmm, hmm. Bisa gak?
00:44:18Bisa.
00:44:20Ayu, ayo.
00:44:22Coba kamu...
00:44:24Dipraktekin yuk.
00:44:28Hmm.
00:44:30Hmm.
00:44:32Hmm.
00:44:34Hahaha.
00:44:36Toto.
00:44:38Kamu tuh...
00:44:39Jangan diem aja.
00:44:40Hah?
00:44:41Sini-sini.
00:44:42Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:44:44Nih, deket terakhirnya.
00:44:46Gini?
00:44:48Ya.
00:44:49Soalnya gini.
00:44:50Kehangatan tangan kamu itu...
00:44:52Itu menstimulasi si dedek-dedek itu...
00:44:55Bisa menang cepat.
00:44:57Gitu loh.
00:44:58Terus...
00:45:00Kamu ajak ngobrol.
00:45:04Ajak ngobrol.
00:45:06Hmm, hmm, hmm.
00:45:07Gini?
00:45:08Iya.
00:45:09Dede.
00:45:10Eh.
00:45:11Halo.
00:45:12Berenang, berenang.
00:45:13Iya, iya, iya.
00:45:14Nyelam, nyelam.
00:45:15Abis itu kamu doa.
00:45:17Ya.
00:45:18Nanti deh.
00:45:19Ibu WA-in kamu ya.
00:45:20Doanya.
00:45:21Ya.
00:45:22Tau dari mana sih kayak beginian?
00:45:23Udah lah kerjain aja.
00:45:25Ya.
00:45:26Iya, iya.
00:45:27Hmm.
00:45:28Yoh.
00:45:31Iya.
00:45:32Udah.
00:45:33Ya udah.
00:45:34Ya udah.
00:45:35Ya udah.
00:45:36Ya diperantekin dulu sekarang.
00:45:37Masa ibu makan di sini?
00:45:38Tuh.
00:45:39Masa sekarang?
00:45:40Iya.
00:45:41Makanya ibu keluar dulu dong.
00:45:42Tau.
00:45:43Tau.
00:45:44Tau.
00:45:45Tau.
00:45:46Tau.
00:45:47Ya, wis.
00:45:48Ya.
00:45:49Pokoknya ibu cepat-cepat cucu ya dari kalian ya.
00:45:50Ya.
00:45:51Tau.
00:45:52Tau.
00:45:53Tau.
00:45:54Tau.
00:45:55Tau.
00:45:56Tau.
00:45:57Tau.
00:45:58Tau.
00:45:59Tau.
00:46:00Tau.
00:46:01Tau.
00:46:02Tau.
00:46:03Tau.
00:46:04Tau.
00:46:05Tau.
00:46:06Tau.
00:46:07Tau.
00:46:08Tau.
00:46:09Tau.
00:46:10Tau.
00:46:11Tau.
00:46:12Tau.
00:46:13Tau.
00:46:14Tau.
00:46:16Let's go.
00:46:46I don't know what the news is, I know.
00:46:49I still want to know.
00:46:51I don't want to talk about it.
00:46:53I really want to talk about it.
00:46:55I want to talk about it with you.
00:46:58When?
00:47:00I need to remember.
00:47:02I don't want to talk about it.
00:47:04But you also want to talk about it.
00:47:07I still want to talk about it.
00:47:10I need help you.
00:47:12Are you serious?
00:47:14Okay, so...
00:47:18Can you check your phone?
00:47:20Check your phone number.
00:47:22What's your phone number?
00:47:24Yeah, who else?
00:47:26Hey, I'm back, Link.
00:47:28If you're going to help me with me, I believe...
00:47:31What?
00:47:32You want me to talk about it?
00:47:34Okay, okay.
00:47:36I'll wait for 1-2 hours.
00:47:38I'll talk about it.
00:47:40What?
00:47:41Hello.
00:47:42Hello.
00:47:43Yoke!
00:48:05Anjing Mangsit.
00:48:10Ayoke!
00:48:12What?
00:48:14What?
00:48:16What?
00:48:18What?
00:48:20I'm going to sing.
00:48:22I'm going to sing.
00:48:24What?
00:48:26What?
00:48:32This is?
00:48:34What's wrong?
00:48:36It's like that.
00:48:38Yeah, right?
00:48:40I'm going to sing.
00:48:42I'm going to sing.
00:48:44What are you talking about?
00:48:46I'm interacting.
00:48:52Ton,
00:48:54do you have a number of people who are going to contact me?
00:48:56Yes, there.
00:48:58How much?
00:49:00How much?
00:49:02I'm going to call you.
00:49:04You're still in front of me.
00:49:06What?
00:49:08So you go to Anton to call my number?
00:49:10Why?
00:49:12Why are you talking about my number?
00:49:14Wait a minute.
00:49:16Here you go.
00:49:18I'm going to sing.
00:49:20I'm going to sing.
00:49:22The inner inner inner inner that you didn't have any questions.
00:49:26But you're alone to be able to escape.
00:49:28I'm going to be wrong.
00:49:31Why do you think you're in Instagram?
00:49:33What if you're in Instagram?
00:49:34What if you're in the book?
00:49:35Look, what if it's in the book?
00:49:36Can't!
00:49:38Oh, there's one number that's looking for you to keep it in the room.
00:49:42Don't, don't tell you. Don't tell me.
00:49:43Don't, don't. Don't, don't.
00:49:44Don't, don't be.
00:49:45Don't.
00:49:46Don't?
00:49:47Don't.
00:49:48Don't.
00:49:49Don't.
00:49:51Don't hear me?
00:49:56Don't...
00:49:58What? What's your name?
00:49:59Do you know my name?
00:50:01Yes, you asked me.
00:50:03One number that I often call you.
00:50:05Yes, my name is your name.
00:50:07Yes, I'm the king.
00:50:09If I say my name is your name, I don't have to tell you.
00:50:11I don't have to tell you.
00:50:17You're so sad.
00:50:21I don't have to do it with you.
00:50:29Mas sayangku.
00:50:33Ma'am dulu, ma'am dulu.
00:50:35Nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom.
00:50:37Ini mas.
00:50:39Mantap.
00:50:41Itu toge.
00:50:43Gak sih keju ya?
00:50:45Biar joss.
00:50:47Makan ya.
00:50:51Kenapa sih?
00:50:53Gak masuk rasanya.
00:50:55Biar joss.
00:50:57Gak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kreasi Chef Yanni.
00:51:01Hmm, udah enak.
00:51:03Liatin ya.
00:51:05Kalau nanti uangku udah kekumpul mas.
00:51:07Di kampung.
00:51:09Aku mau bikin Yanis Corner.
00:51:11Jualan mie instan sama kopi.
00:51:13Hmm, kasih laku.
00:51:15Bener, Sani tuh kamu lagi ngumpulin duit?
00:51:17Iya.
00:51:19Enak.
00:51:21Aku tambahin itu.
00:51:23Masa aku bohong.
00:51:25Baru ada 15 jutaan mas.
00:51:28Tapi kan modalnya 20-25 juta.
00:51:31Alah.
00:51:32Segitu aja kok gue yang ngomong dari awal.
00:51:35Udah langsung tak transfer.
00:51:37Beneran ya.
00:51:38Iya.
00:51:39Tapi gak usah di transfer mas.
00:51:40Kenapa?
00:51:41Nabung di bank itu riba.
00:51:43Akhirnya nyalain di sini.
00:51:45Nabungan.
00:51:46Don't worry.
00:51:47Tapi begini.
00:51:49Itu kan aku.
00:51:51Ngasih duit.
00:51:52Investasi.
00:51:53Harus ada.
00:51:54Imbal baliknya.
00:51:56Duh.
00:51:57Enak.
00:51:58Tak kaki jatah.
00:51:59Tapi.
00:52:00Makan dulu nih.
00:52:01Togenya.
00:52:02Biar Mirin.
00:52:03Biar Jos ada perlawanan.
00:52:05Ayo.
00:52:06Yang banyak.
00:52:07Yang banyak.
00:52:08Anya.
00:52:09Cuma perek kot kotan yang namanya celah dalemnya.
00:52:11Biar gak ketukar sama perek lain.
00:52:13Mana pernah aku namanya celah dalem aku.
00:52:16Inan kamu tau.
00:52:17Aku jarang pake celah dalem.
00:52:19Selamat malam.
00:52:31Apa lagi sih Ton?
00:52:32Gak puas lo bikin malu gue.
00:52:34Sorry tentang kejadian tadi Toh.
00:52:36Bukan maksud gue untuk kejebak lo atau gimana-gimana.
00:52:39Toh.
00:52:40Gue punya informasi baru Toh.
00:52:42Lupa apa lagi sih?
00:52:43Buruan deh.
00:52:44Hacker gue bilang.
00:52:46Ada satu nomer lagi di email yang sama di handphone video.
00:52:49Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:50Bini, lu punya dua nomer.
00:52:52Lu gak tau.
00:52:53Enggak.
00:52:54Sama gue satu doang.
00:52:55Dan di nomer yang satu lagi.
00:52:56Ada satu nomer yang sering banget dia hubungin.
00:52:59Gue kirimin gue nomornya sekarang ya.
00:53:01Oke.
00:53:16Selamat malam.
00:53:28Halo beg.
00:53:32Kauat.
00:53:33What?
00:53:39What?
00:53:41Yo!
00:53:43Yo!
00:53:45Ayo!
00:53:47Thank you!
00:53:51Yo!
00:53:53Ayo!
00:53:55What's going on?
00:53:57What's going on?
00:53:59What's going on?
00:54:03What else?
00:54:07I'm telling you...
00:54:09What?
00:54:11I've proven they are…
00:54:13What are you doing?
00:54:15I'm lying.
00:54:17What is this?
00:54:19Is it your favorite mommy?
00:54:25Is there that?
00:54:27Right!
00:54:29What�� nobody?
00:54:30What if you say what?
00:54:32What?
00:54:35Ibu come to?
00:54:37Come on, you already know!
00:54:38You don't stop me!
00:54:41Who is gonna call me with you?
00:54:43I don't. I won't call you the hand that I was near.
00:54:45When I was元, I asked you to call me the number.
00:54:48Once you ask you're not?
00:54:50You don't call me the number of you?
00:54:52I don't know.
00:54:54And I do not call you?
00:54:57You are not a DMASTOR.
00:54:58What is it?
00:55:09For two years you've been sick of me, I've never said anything about you!
00:55:13I've never said anything about you!
00:55:15I've never said anything about you!
00:55:17But now you're doing something like this!
00:55:19What are you talking about?
00:55:21This makes sense, you know?
00:55:23Hey!
00:55:25Celana dalem yang lo temuin itu, lo sendiri yang naruh kan?
00:55:29Celana dalem apa?
00:55:31Celana dalem perempuan gue!
00:55:32Pulang marah-marah minta cerai gue!
00:55:34Bilangnya apa?
00:55:35Nemuin celana dalem di mobil aku!
00:55:37Padahal nih!
00:55:39Dia yang naruh sendiri! Drama lo!
00:55:42Drama?
00:55:43Jadi maksud kamu A nya,
00:55:45Perempuan yang kamu piara 2 tahun itu,
00:55:47Aku ngarang-ngarang gitu?
00:55:49Hah?
00:55:50Ayo!
00:55:51Mumpung kamu udah tuduh aku sembarangan,
00:55:53Kamu aja yang mongkar semuanya!
00:55:55Berani nggak?
00:56:08Broto!
00:56:10Ibu sudah tahu semua
00:56:12Tentang A nya,
00:56:14Kelakuan kamu
00:56:16Udah lama ibu tahu
00:56:18Ibu tuh diam aja,
00:56:20Karena ibu pikir,
00:56:22Ini sebentar juga akan lewat!
00:56:24Ternyata kamu tuh melonjak!
00:56:27Kamu tuh ada di mana?
00:56:28Kamu lupanya
00:56:29Nama besar kakek kamu,
00:56:30Hadi Sutai Joa,
00:56:31Yang bikin semua bisnes kamu tuh bisa lancar,
00:56:33Pasti banyak kok!
00:56:35Orangnya kakek kamu yang bisa ibu mintain tolong!
00:56:37I don't know what to do with you.
00:56:39Do you forget your father's name?
00:56:43Hadi Suteyjo.
00:56:45Who makes all your business be able to do it.
00:56:47There are still a lot of your father's father who can help me.
00:56:54You have a good daughter, beautiful daughter,
00:56:58and still you are still alive.
00:57:00You idiot!
00:57:02You idiot!
00:57:04You hear me?
00:57:07You yourself are already a girl!
00:57:09Why are you a girl?
00:57:11You idiot!
00:57:14I do.
00:57:16I do.
00:57:17I do.
00:57:18I do.
00:57:19I do.
00:57:20I do.
00:57:21I do.
00:57:23I do.
00:57:25I do.
00:57:27I do.
00:57:28I do.
00:57:29I do.
00:57:30I do.
00:57:31I do.
00:57:32I do.
00:57:33I do.
00:57:34I do.
00:57:35I do.
00:57:36I do.
00:57:37I do.
00:57:38I do.
00:57:39I.
00:57:48history.
00:57:49I do.
00:57:51There.
00:57:52There are a lot you need to call in.
00:57:54I do.
00:57:55There's no need to go anywhere.
00:57:57No, I don't want to.
00:57:59I don't want to call him.
00:58:04Do you want to call him?
00:58:06Do you want to call him?
00:58:08Okay!
00:58:11There's no way to call him.
00:58:13Before all of this is explained.
00:58:17Let's go again.
00:58:19It will be night, brother.
00:58:21You will sleep with my mother.
00:58:25While at night,
00:58:27you will think about what you will decide for tomorrow.
00:58:43I don't want to call him.
00:58:45Your family is going to call him.
00:58:49It's hard to call him.
00:58:51I don't understand.
00:58:53You want to call him?
00:58:55I can't do it but...
00:58:57It's not a thing.
00:58:59It's not a thing.
00:59:01It's a thing that he's going to call him.
00:59:04Let's call him.
00:59:05Let's call him.
00:59:07Let's call him.
01:00:09Stres deh aku.
01:00:12Aku kan udah makan, Yan.
01:00:13Buat aku, kalau lagi stres aku harus makan.
01:00:17Lauknya mana?
01:00:18Aku diet protein.
01:00:20Diet protein?
01:00:22Eh, itu ribut-ribut kenapa sih?
01:00:25Mau pada bunuh-bunuhan apa?
01:00:26Cedilah, makanya aku stres.
01:00:30Kayaknya ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh.
01:00:31Selingkuh sama adiknya bapak.
01:00:33Kan biasanya suami yang selingkuh?
01:00:35Jangan salah.
01:00:36Bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:39Waduh.
01:00:41Aku kan mata-matanya ibu sepuh.
01:00:43Hah?
01:00:43Kau mata-matanya ibu?
01:00:46Kenapa sih?
01:00:47Nanti kedengeran.
01:00:47Membantuin dulu, jeberintiin sama ibu sepuh.
01:00:53Alusannya buat ngurus orang tua.
01:00:55Terus aku, jadi mata-matanya ibu.
01:00:59Sepay.
01:01:01My name is Yan.
01:01:04Yan.
01:01:05Kau minyak angin deh.
01:01:13Habis ngerok kamu.
01:01:14Ini sebenarnya minyak panah, Kak Dil.
01:01:16Hah?
01:01:16Ayah.
01:01:34Ayah.
01:01:40Ayah.
01:01:42Ayah.
01:01:44Ayah.
01:01:46Oh
01:01:51Oh pokoknya butuh ya
01:02:00Oh Biasko banyak banget sih
01:02:07Oh
01:02:10Yondo
01:02:12I'm still working
01:02:16Yeah, I'm going to sleep again
01:02:22It's not possible if I go home
01:02:28Jakarta is still in quarantine
01:02:30How are you going to report?
01:02:32Yeah, I'm healthy
01:02:36Anak-anak is healthy
01:02:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:02:40No, no, no, no
01:02:42Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:02:44Jan
01:02:46Eh, aku, aku harus kerja lagi ya
01:02:54Kok kamu masih tidur?
01:03:00Gak anak badan ya?
01:03:04Ya udah
01:03:06Istirahat aja
01:03:10Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam
01:03:14Aku bingung, Jan
01:03:18Aku takut anak-anakku berantem
01:03:20Udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini
01:03:24Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu
01:03:26Kalau Pak Broto dan Bu Ayu cerai
01:03:28Semoga gak ya
01:03:30Yang penting kamu tau
01:03:32Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur
01:03:34Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur
01:03:38Langkah kamu selanjutnya
01:03:46Ya wis
01:03:48Itu aja
01:03:51Terima kasih ya
01:03:52Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini
01:03:54Amin
01:03:56Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:04:12You don't let her go.
01:04:27Assalamualaikum.
01:04:30Hai, Dimas.
01:04:32Hai, Bu.
01:04:37Ada apa sih, Bu? Kok kayaknya genting banget?
01:04:40Udah nanti, masuk aja dulu.
01:04:44Hai, Mbak Yu.
01:04:51Hai, Mas. Sehat?
01:04:56Mas Bambang, gawat, gawat, gawat, gawat.
01:05:01Kamu ke mana selalu, Bang?
01:05:03Iyan.
01:05:04Aduh, Mas.
01:05:05Itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng loh.
01:05:08Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:10Belum.
01:05:13Eh, tadi umpun tua masuk sini.
01:05:17Terus gimana?
01:05:18Ya, aku mumpet pake ini.
01:05:20Aduh.
01:05:21Katanya, kamu bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi.
01:05:26Aduh.
01:05:27Ya itu, Mas.
01:05:29Gimana dong?
01:05:31Aduh.
01:05:32Kalau Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai, aku nganggur, Mas.
01:05:39Berdua dong yang nganggur kita.
01:05:49Apa itu, Yan?
01:05:50Oke.
01:05:51Ini loh, Mas.
01:05:52Tabungan aku.
01:05:53Aku nyalenginnya di sini.
01:05:55Eyalah.
01:05:57Duit ini?
01:05:58Iya.
01:05:59Iyak banget.
01:06:00Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada Ibu secara langsung.
01:06:03Rata?
01:06:04Kamu duluan?
01:06:05Dia aja duluan.
01:06:06Dia akan yang makan saudara sendiri.
01:06:07Eh, kapan sih, Mas.
01:06:08Kepatut lu?
01:06:09Ayo, Mas.
01:06:10Stap, rata.
01:06:12Dia akan yang makan saudara sendiri.
01:06:14Eh, kapan sih, Mas.
01:06:15Kepatut lu?
01:06:16Ayo, Mas.
01:06:17Stap, rata.
01:06:18Aku aja yang jelasin ya, Ibu.
01:06:33Bro tuh emang kayak gitu.
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal.
01:06:37Nih, ini masalahnya.
01:06:40Dari awal lu tuh gak pengen kalah.
01:06:43Harus selalu didengar.
01:06:45Harus duluan.
01:06:46Harus dominan.
01:06:48Dominan?
01:06:49Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:50Hah?
01:06:51Oke.
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan.
01:06:55Kenapa?
01:06:56Karena kamu pelimpan.
01:06:58Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat.
01:07:01Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga.
01:07:03Eh, beneran.
01:07:04Itu bukan pelimpan.
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu biar keputusannya gak talah?
01:07:09Hahaha.
01:07:10Alasan.
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan.
01:07:15Hei, Ibu.
01:07:16Sekarang nih.
01:07:17Ini lagi nyeles.
01:07:18Dari masalah intinya.
01:07:20Yaitu kamu suka main perempuan.
01:07:21Titik.
01:07:22Gue bebas ngomong-ngomong aja.
01:07:23Bodoh banget.
01:07:24Yang nyelesannya gak bikin gue kayak gini.
01:07:26Ketahin dong.
01:07:27Kesantah.
01:07:28Nih kain aja.
01:07:29Oh iya emang.
01:07:30Udah gue rencana itu aja.
01:07:31Hahaha.
01:07:32Rencana.
01:07:33Bro tau dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi.
01:07:37Eh, lo diem ya.
01:07:38Lo pikir.
01:07:39Lo pikir dengan lo tidur dengan adek gua.
01:07:41Lo lebih suci dari gua.
01:07:42Iya.
01:07:43Mas.
01:07:44Mas nurut.
01:07:45Eh anjingnya mau gak lu.
01:07:50Dimas.
01:07:51Di saat aku tahu bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya.
01:08:04Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita.
01:08:08Dan ternyata Dimas orangnya.
01:08:13Dari semenjak saat itu.
01:08:15Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan.
01:08:20Routine ngobrol.
01:08:22Teleponan.
01:08:24Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku.
01:08:28Aku juga lakuin.
01:08:30Tapi sama adek kamu.
01:08:32Lihat kamu.
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa?
01:08:35Mas.
01:08:36Mas.
01:08:37Bentar.
01:08:38Lo harus dengerin dulu.
01:08:39Dimas.
01:08:40Dimas.
01:08:41Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran.
01:08:43Udah yuk lanjutin.
01:08:44Jadi.
01:08:45Aku sama Dimas udah ada rencana untuk nikah.
01:08:46Setelah aku cerai dari broto.
01:08:47Tapi ibu tenang aja.
01:08:48Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu.
01:08:50Cuma bedanya.
01:08:51Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu.
01:08:53Cuma bedanya.
01:08:54Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu.
01:08:56Ibu.
01:08:57Ibu.
01:08:58Ibu.
01:08:59Ibu.
01:09:00Ibu.
01:09:01Ibu.
01:09:02Ibu.
01:09:03Ibu.
01:09:04Ibu.
01:09:05Ibu.
01:09:06Ibu.
01:09:07Ibu.
01:09:08Ibu.
01:09:09Ibu.
01:09:10Ibu.
01:09:11Ibu.
01:09:12Ibu.
01:09:13Ga la.
01:09:14Ga.
01:09:15Ga ga ga.
01:09:17Stst.
01:09:18Stt.
01:09:19Deng.
01:09:20Ibu udah denger semuanya seekor.
01:09:22Udah jelas ni nda.
01:09:23Clear.
01:09:25Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya.
01:09:26Dan lo.
01:09:30Lo.
01:09:32Lo beresin semua barang barang lo dan lo pergi dari sini.
01:09:36I don't want to ask you, I'll do it from the beginning.
01:09:42Good.
01:09:43Bu, bu, bu, bu, this is all wrong, bu.
01:09:45This is not true like this.
01:09:46Mas, I'm sorry to Allah, I don't have a hubung with you with me, mas.
01:09:50I don't know.
01:09:51I don't want to do it.
01:09:53Same.
01:09:54I don't want to do it, I'll get it.
01:09:55I'm going to do it.
01:09:57I'm going to eat.
01:09:59Yanni, go here.
01:10:01I'm ready, bu.
01:10:03I'm going to do it with Ibu Sepuh.
01:10:07Aduh.
01:10:09Do I want to do it, mas?
01:10:11Ya.
01:10:13I want to do it.
01:10:14You can do it.
01:10:16You can do it.
01:10:17Eh, mas.
01:10:19Tapi, kalau ini semua selesai, mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk.
01:10:24Kita nikah aja.
01:10:25Biarin pakai uang aku aja.
01:10:27Aku rela.
01:10:28Ya?
01:10:29Kalau itu aku mau.
01:10:31Tapi ada syaratnya.
01:10:33Apa?
01:10:34Jangan pernah yanati aku.
01:10:37Ya?
01:10:39Yanni, Yanni.
01:10:42Masih meragukan cintaku saja.
01:10:46Kalau urusan janji setia, akan aku pegang teguh.
01:10:52Sampai akhir hayatku nanti.
01:10:55Seperti kata Glenn Bradley.
01:10:59Tak pernah setengahan.
01:11:03Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya, mas?
01:11:05Udah ganti, Tom.
01:11:07Pokoknya doain aku ya.
01:11:09Janji ya.
01:11:10Ya, ya, ya.
01:11:11Mas Bambang.
01:11:12Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP.
01:11:27Tapi pakai senyum-senyum.
01:11:29Ya terus?
01:11:31Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum?
01:11:33Oh ya, jelas dong.
01:11:35Ini handphone sengaja saya tinggalin di sini waktu Bu Ayu telepon.
01:11:40Ibu!
01:11:42Ini buah kesukaan Ibu.
01:11:45Ya, ya.
01:11:46Hei Ibu!
01:11:48Ya udah, Yanni.
01:11:49Kebelahan lagi Ibu.
01:11:50Ibu makan dong.
01:11:51Dari kemarin gak pernah makan Ibu.
01:11:52Nanti Yanni lagi yang makan.
01:11:54Ini.
01:11:55Ibu!
01:11:56Tapi sebenarnya saya lagi ngerekor.
01:11:58Ini buktinya.
01:12:01Aku tunggu kasih tau.
01:12:03Terus, sejak saat itu...
01:12:06Aku benar-benar gak bisa ngapain gitu.
01:12:09Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah.
01:12:12Bu, Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu.
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya.
01:12:15Lo masih ngeles aja ya?
01:12:16Iya.
01:12:17Buktinya tuh.
01:12:20Bu, Mas.
01:12:23Sumpah Mas.
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku.
01:12:26Suka nge-chat aku.
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat.
01:12:28Katanya Mas Broto lagi deketlah sama siapa itu.
01:12:31Selingkul sama cewek siapa gak ngerti.
01:12:33Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak...
01:12:37Mbaayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa...
01:12:40Sorry ya.
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku.
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku.
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi.
01:12:48Udah stop aku cut sampe disitu Bu.
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mbaayu.
01:12:53Mbaayu nge-chat aku juga gak pernah bales.
01:12:55Mas. Nih Mas.
01:12:57Kalo gak percaya...
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri.
01:13:01Dibas kamu ngapain sih Dibas?
01:13:03Mba.
01:13:04Aku tuh sayang sama Mba.
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya.
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mba.
01:13:10Ini angkat bagiannya lo hapus.
01:13:12Aduh capek itu udah mulus ya.
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama nge-check aja deh handphonenya Mbaayu.
01:13:16Oke?
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus...
01:13:18Di handphone Mbaayu pasti masih ada.
01:13:20Gitu aja.
01:13:23Ayo.
01:13:24Boleh beli liat handphone kamu?
01:13:29Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu?
01:13:31Ini yang salah brota gua.
01:13:33Aku cuma disakitin.
01:13:34Aku yang selingkuh dia.
01:13:36Ibu ini.
01:13:37Ini aku Ayu Bu.
01:13:38Anak profon ibu ya.
01:13:39Ibu sayang.
01:13:40Ibu.
01:13:41Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu.
01:13:47Ini bukan ibu sayang sama kamu.
01:13:50Makanya...
01:13:51Ibu maaf ya.
01:13:53Biar ini jelas.
01:13:54Ayu.
01:13:55Ayu.
01:13:56Ayu.
01:13:57Ayu.
01:13:58Ayu.
01:13:59Ayu.
01:14:00Ayu.
01:14:02Ayu.
01:14:03Ayu.
01:14:04Ayu.
01:14:05Ayu.
01:14:06Hi, I'm going to go back to you.
01:15:06Hi, Zayang.
01:15:37Kamu yang sama, Zayang.
01:15:40Habis ini udah gak akan ada lagi yang bisa sayang kita.
01:15:43Nggak, ini gak bener.
01:16:03Harusnya bukan aku yang salahin. Harusnya berotong.
01:16:06Berotong.
01:16:07Dimas.
01:16:09Dimas, kamu kenapa ngomongin gitu depan mereka?
01:16:11Tadi gak ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:13Kamu gak mau apa-apa. Kamu tuh gak tau apa yang kamu omongin.
01:16:16Mbak Ayu.
01:16:16Kamu inget semua masa depan yang udah kita rencanakan buat kita.
01:16:20Mbak Ayu.
01:16:22Kalau Mbak Ayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak.
01:16:25Ya.
01:16:26Aku gak butuh bantuan.
01:16:33Kamu sama aja kikak kamu ya?
01:16:37Aku gak butuh ini semua.
01:16:39Mas Broto.
01:16:51Hah?
01:16:52Ibu.
01:16:53Ibu.
01:16:54Itu.
01:16:55Ibu liat Mas Broto.
01:16:58Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:02Mas Broto.
01:17:06Positive family, Bu.
01:17:07Bu.
01:17:10Positive hamil, Bu.
01:17:12I don't know.
01:17:42I don't know.
01:17:44I'm the only one.
01:17:48I don't know.
01:17:52I don't know.
01:17:58I don't know.
01:18:02I don't know.
01:18:08I don't know.
01:18:12I don't know.
01:18:14I don't know.
01:18:24I don't know.
01:18:28I don't know.
01:18:30I don't know.
01:18:34I don't know.
01:18:36I don't know.
01:18:38I don't know.
01:18:40I don't know.
01:18:42I don't know.
01:18:44I don't know.
01:18:46I don't know.
01:18:48I don't know.
01:18:50I don't know.
01:18:52I don't know.
01:18:54I don't know.
01:18:56I don't know.
01:18:58I love you, Proto.
01:19:02Dulu.
01:19:06Sekarang.
01:19:08Dan selamanya.
01:19:10I don't know.
01:19:26Mas Bambang, Masa sedi...
01:19:44Mas?
01:19:48Mas?
01:19:50Mas?
01:19:52Mas?
01:19:54Mas?
01:19:56Mas?
01:19:58Mas?
01:20:00Mas?
01:20:02Mas...
01:20:04Mas...
01:20:06I'm going to know what's going to happen.
Be the first to comment
Add your comment

Recommended