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00:00:00You
00:00:30THE END
00:01:00I am not interested in your problems, Agent Karloff.
00:01:09I am only interested in getting our property back
00:01:11and getting rid of their agent permanently.
00:01:30The END
00:01:40This is Banner.
00:01:44I must meet you.
00:01:47Well, I can finish up here later.
00:01:50Sure.
00:01:51When can we meet?
00:01:52Not tomorrow.
00:01:54I've got a little side trip I've got to take first.
00:01:57The next day, then?
00:01:58I could meet you Thursday night in L.A., though.
00:02:00At the Bonaventure?
00:02:01Yeah, at the Bonaventure.
00:02:02Sure.
00:02:03Okay.
00:02:04All right, Miss Karloff.
00:02:05Eight-ish?
00:02:06Eight-ish it is, then.
00:02:08Okay.
00:02:09Sorry, Ling.
00:02:12Got to go.
00:02:13But maybe we can pick this up another time, huh?
00:02:16Or even another lifetime, darling.
00:02:20Ciao.
00:02:20Bye.
00:02:20Oh, my God.
00:02:51What a waste.
00:02:55Francois, are you coming?
00:02:57Oui, monsieur.
00:02:59At least, monsieur Banner, I got my gun off.
00:03:04God, I love this job.
00:03:20I'm living on the edge
00:03:31Without a prayer in sight
00:03:34You've got me walking on a ledge
00:03:39In the darkest part of night
00:03:44Standing at the end
00:03:47With so much left to learn
00:03:51You know that you're my only friend
00:03:55I've got nowhere left to turn
00:03:59I'm living on the edge
00:04:04Standing all alone
00:04:07I'm walking on a ledge
00:04:12With nowhere left to go
00:04:15But one day I'll be free
00:04:19And I'll step down off the ledge
00:04:23Until it's over
00:04:26I'll be living on the edge
00:04:32When I'm alone with you
00:04:40The world becomes so clear
00:04:44But then the moments are so few
00:04:48When I can have you near me
00:04:53So much time to work
00:04:57So little time to pay
00:05:00I guess it's just my love in life
00:05:05And a heavy price to pay
00:05:09I'm living on the edge
00:05:12Just standing all alone
00:05:16I'm walking on a ledge
00:05:22With nowhere left to go
00:05:25And one day I'll be free
00:05:28And I'll step down off the ledge
00:05:33Until it's over
00:05:34Until it's over
00:05:36I'll be living on the edge
00:05:42When it's over
00:05:46Truly over
00:05:50I'll be waiting for you
00:05:57When it's over
00:06:03Truly over
00:06:06Truly over
00:06:07I'll be here
00:06:10With you
00:06:14I'm living on the edge
00:06:23Just standing all alone
00:06:29I'm walking on a ledge
00:06:34With nowhere left to go
00:06:37And one day I'll be free
00:06:40And I'll step down off the ledge
00:06:45Until it's over
00:06:47I'll be living on the edge
00:06:52Where the hell is that
00:07:02Unreliable son of a bitch
00:07:04How come you can be on time
00:07:05And he can't
00:07:05He's here sir
00:07:06I saw him in his quarters
00:07:07Last night
00:07:08I'll bet you did
00:07:09I thought you'd do it through again
00:07:10Listen why don't you
00:07:11Just give this to him
00:07:12I'm sick and tired of
00:07:13Sitting around waiting
00:07:14For the great Mr. Banner
00:07:16You called?
00:07:20Well hi yo
00:07:21What the hell is she doing here?
00:07:25Well why don't you just think of me
00:07:27As your report card
00:07:28Python
00:07:28No Mr. E
00:07:30Counts on me
00:07:31To protect the special interests
00:07:33Of these special operations
00:07:35You're doing a swell job
00:07:36Chesley
00:07:37Just what I need
00:07:38A goddamn watchdog
00:07:39Just keep it up Python
00:07:44And you're a dead man
00:07:49You know Python
00:07:53It's really good
00:07:54To see our two agencies
00:07:56Working together again
00:07:57On this mission hot shot
00:08:00You're working for me
00:08:01Oh is that a fact
00:08:02Colonel
00:08:03As long as I outrank you
00:08:04It is
00:08:05Gentlemen
00:08:05I believe
00:08:06We have a job to do
00:08:07All right
00:08:09Just run it down Python
00:08:11It's pretty cut and dry
00:08:13Sonny
00:08:13But if you need me
00:08:15To explain it to you
00:08:16You've got to go someplace
00:08:17You're not supposed to be
00:08:18To take out a radar installation
00:08:20That's not supposed to exist
00:08:21And there's one more thing
00:08:23Super spy
00:08:24I want you to remember
00:08:26That it's because of you
00:08:27I lost my legs
00:08:28In the interest
00:08:30Of interagency cooperation
00:08:32Now you get the hell out of here
00:08:35Before I really get mad
00:08:37And I want you to check with me
00:08:38Every step of the way
00:08:41And if you need backup
00:08:43I'm your contact
00:08:44You understand
00:08:45Trust me
00:08:47I want you to check with me
00:09:17Okay, Banner
00:09:46It looks like the camp
00:09:47Is just a half a mile
00:09:48To the east
00:09:49We might as well
00:09:54Take it down
00:09:55Hey, did you get a good look
00:09:57At that radar unit?
00:09:58Yeah, yeah
00:09:59There's only a couple of guys around
00:10:00It looks like a piece of cake
00:10:01Well, hell, Jake
00:10:03Let's go get a piece
00:10:04Oh, please, Banner
00:10:06Go, can I have a face
00:10:07Go, can I have a Saudi
00:10:34Oh, my God.
00:11:04Jacqueline, give me your .38, would you?
00:11:05What?
00:11:07Just a little extra protection for me.
00:11:13Daddy Yankee?
00:11:17Buenos dias, señorita.
00:11:21Come on, Banner.
00:11:22Let's blow this pop stand.
00:11:24This?
00:11:25I'm sure our comrades are going to bang out of this one.
00:11:27Here, take an end to this, will you?
00:11:34I'm sure you're going to bang out of this one.
00:12:04You're ready.
00:12:15Come on.
00:12:18Come on.
00:12:20Come on.
00:12:21Hey, hey.
00:12:23Come on.
00:12:25Come on.
00:12:27What a farmer.
00:14:29Just hang in there, pal.
00:14:41This was never in the manual.
00:14:42The target is in sight, sir.
00:14:56Good, lieutenant.
00:14:58What about your friend, Banner?
00:14:59You got him spotted yet?
00:15:01No, no sign of him yet.
00:15:05No sign of him yet.
00:15:31The target is in sight, man.
00:15:35The target is in sight, man.
00:15:36The target is in sight, man.
00:15:36The target is in sight, man.
00:15:37The target is in sight, man.
00:15:38The target is in sight, man.
00:15:39The target is in sight, man.
00:15:40The target is in sight, man.
00:15:40The target is in sight, man.
00:15:41The target is in sight, man.
00:15:42The target is in sight, man.
00:15:43The target is in sight, man.
00:15:44The target is in sight, man.
00:15:45The target is in sight, man.
00:15:46The target is in sight, man.
00:15:47The target is in sight, man.
00:15:48The target is in sight, man.
00:15:49Let's take a night, Gracie.
00:16:19Black Panther, Black Panther, what's the status of our man?
00:16:40Banners made it into the compound where the Cubans are storing that, uh, JVQ radar jamming unit.
00:16:46Thank God for small miracles.
00:16:49You were right. It is compact. Maybe even mobile.
00:16:55Could be a very serious threat.
00:16:57The only serious threat out there is that son of a bitch Banner.
00:17:03All right, just stick to the script and get the job done.
00:17:07Yes, sir, whatever it takes. Just as planned.
00:17:16Yes, sir.
00:19:04What the hell is he to now?
00:19:10Jeez.
00:19:11Lieutenant.
00:19:11Yes, sir?
00:19:12Take it there's a problem.
00:19:13Yes.
00:19:14We might need some backup.
00:19:15I figured you as much.
00:19:16What's your position?
00:19:18Banner's coordinates.
00:19:19They're 457.7 latitude, 52.8 longitude.
00:19:26He's got about 30 seconds, sir, to make a splash or should I say a bang?
00:19:31All right.
00:19:32Just get on with it.
00:19:32Play it safe and cover your ass.
00:19:35Get out of there with or without Banner.
00:19:37Yes, sir.
00:19:38Yes.
00:19:38I know the drill.
00:19:40Jacqueline.
00:19:41Yes.
00:19:41I hope he doesn't forget what he came there for.
00:19:44Yes.
00:19:45I'm sure he'll take the jammy unit out.
00:19:46He can take care of himself, sir.
00:19:48Yeah.
00:19:49If I know him, he'll probably take himself out with it.
00:19:52And don't worry about the backup.
00:19:54It's on its way.
00:19:56Out.
00:19:56Yeah, this is Python.
00:20:08Give me the Pentagon.
00:20:11Huh?
00:20:12I'm surprised that your government can't do better than this.
00:20:18Mucho patiticheskia!
00:20:23General, you know what the budget cuts that our government's doing.
00:20:26I mean, it just makes our job a little harder.
00:20:28Ah!
00:20:37Nice.
00:20:38Nice.
00:20:39You know, General, time flies when you're having fun, doesn't it?
00:20:44It's not sharp!
00:20:46Give me that, General.
00:20:47Stick it where the sun don't shine.
00:20:49Put it up!
00:20:49Put it up!
00:20:50Put it up!
00:20:50Put it up!
00:20:51Get it, boss!
00:20:51Manda, manda!
00:20:52Rumbloom!
00:20:53Put it up!
00:20:53Put it up!
00:20:54Put it up!
00:20:54Come on, get out of there.
00:20:55There's Steven James Banner.
00:21:01Toss the Daniel, General.
00:21:03BANG!
00:21:03ARNALO!
00:21:04ARNALO!
00:21:05Arnale!
00:21:05ARNALO!
00:21:06ARNALO!
00:21:06ARNALO!
00:21:07ARNALO!
00:21:07ARNALO!
00:21:08ARNALO!
00:21:09ARNALO!
00:21:09Get going!
00:21:11Send!
00:21:13Get up!
00:21:141, 2, 1!
00:21:179, 9, 9, 9, 10.
00:21:19Get up!
00:21:21Get up!
00:21:24Get up!
00:21:26get up!
00:21:30Bring the gate!
00:21:31Get up!
00:21:34Go, go!
00:21:36get up!
00:21:39That's it!
00:22:09That's it!
00:22:14Put it! Put it!
00:22:16Dios mÃo, Santa MarÃa!
00:23:09I wonder why I am so fired.
00:23:39Code 5, Code 4, come in. Can you read?
00:23:44I'm a little busy right now.
00:23:48I'm sorry, I lost your visual. Can you make it to the plane?
00:23:51Roger, I'm almost there. You'd better be too, Jack.
00:23:54I'm wishes to the plane.
00:23:57Go, Gene.
00:23:58Come on!
00:24:00Come on!
00:24:02Come on!
00:24:03Come on!
00:24:04Come on!
00:24:05Come on!
00:24:06Come on!
00:24:07Come on, come on, come on!
00:24:09I got a problem!
00:24:11This is Code 5. Code 5. Jacqueline, how are you there? Come in.
00:24:30Tanner, what was that explosion?
00:24:32Is our ticket out of here?
00:24:34The plane? The plane's been hit?
00:24:37All right, listen. I radioed for some backup earlier.
00:24:41There should be a chopper at the run-even point.
00:24:43Okay, on my way.
00:24:47You better be there. You son of a bitch.
00:24:50You son of a bitch.
00:25:20Come on, Jacqueline. Get the hell out of here.
00:25:32That's in order.
00:25:34You son of a bitch.
00:25:36You bitch.
00:25:51Oh shit.
00:25:53Let's go, come on.
00:26:14Buddy.
00:26:16Three in the crowd.
00:26:18Oh, Steven.
00:26:23Jacket.
00:26:33Bravo, Leader. This is Code 5, Commander. Do you have copy?
00:26:3723, base 3.
00:26:40All right. The target is permanently disabled.
00:26:43I repeat, permanently disabled.
00:26:46Take your troops to the pre-designated coordinates and destroy the remains of the camp.
00:26:50Do you understand, Bravo, Leader?
00:26:52One, two, three.
00:26:54Good.
00:26:59God damn it, Banner. Nobody touches that camp.
00:27:02Do you copy, Bravo, Leader?
00:27:05Banner, what frequency are you on?
00:27:08Switching to frequency 1.25 X-ray.
00:27:12Charlie Company, Team Leader.
00:27:14Are you in position?
00:27:18Banner.
00:27:19Can anybody hear me?
00:27:26I knew he'd do this to me.
00:27:28They're gonna have my ass for this.
00:27:31Good.
00:27:32But remember, this is the 1980s, guys, and not the Bay of Pigs.
00:27:35So just back up Bravo Company with some firepower and get your boys home.
00:27:41Is that understood, Charlie?
00:27:42Yes, sir, Captain. We're moving in now.
00:27:44Good luck, man.
00:27:45Out!
00:28:03Banner!
00:28:04Boat!
00:30:29Let's meet them right now, shall we?
00:30:31We're going to be talking about sexual freedom and joining us today we have...
00:30:35Mitzi O'Connor, high school senior, valedictorian, cheerleader and poet laureate of public school 247 in Brooklyn. Let's hear it.
00:30:45Yes, Natasha.
00:30:54I'm sorry.
00:30:56The main agent Karloff is on the phone.
00:30:58Ah, comrade Karloff. Is the meeting still on?
00:31:07Yes, sir.
00:31:08I reached Banner in Hong Kong.
00:31:10Thought this guy was raising hell in Cuba.
00:31:13That's the preliminary report.
00:31:16Let's see.
00:31:17Banner.
00:31:18Banner.
00:31:19E-A-N-N-E-R.
00:31:24Stephen James.
00:31:26Data is coming up on the screen now.
00:31:29Oh yes.
00:31:30Number three.
00:31:31Age 32.
00:31:32Single.
00:31:33High kill ratio.
00:31:34Very deadly man.
00:31:35This Banner character.
00:31:36Sir, I don't understand what's so important about the print of that Christmas film Mr. E got from us or why we'd even want it back.
00:31:51That film's story is not just fictitious Hollywood. There was only one print of that film before we destroyed the negative.
00:32:01But this film documents what one of our agents, one Mickey Schultz, did last Christmas and what his potential is for doing more damage this year.
00:32:12That footage is real, comrade.
00:32:15Pardon me, General, but this doesn't seem to be very important from our country's point of view.
00:32:20Just get the film away from the Americans and drop it in the vault at our UN operations.
00:32:27Yes, sir.
00:32:31Ladies and gentlemen, would you please give Mr. E your undivided attention?
00:32:58Ahem.
00:33:01I believe you all know why you're here.
00:33:03Ah, if you would allow me, sir.
00:33:05It took a great deal of effort and interagency cooperation in order to obtain this valuable piece of darkness.
00:33:15I have personally laid my reputation on the line.
00:33:19Now, if you will, pay close attention to what you're going to see on the screen.
00:33:24The subject had no knowledge that he was being filmed.
00:33:27Suffice it to say, this is confidential.
00:33:29I trust that nothing would go beyond this room.
00:33:32Agreed?
00:33:33Thank you, Mr. E.
00:33:38Thank you, Mr. E.
00:33:39Thank you, Mr. E.
00:33:40Thank you, Mr. E.
00:33:43Thank you, Mr. E.
00:33:46Roll a film, please.
00:33:49Suffice it to say, this is confidential.
00:33:54I trust that nothing will go beyond this room.
00:33:57Agreed?
00:33:58Thank you, Mr. E.
00:34:00Roll film, please.
00:34:03OK, right away.
00:34:19What is this, a joke?
00:34:42I assure you, it's not.
00:34:45And if you'll just be patient, Lieutenant,
00:34:49we'll all be able to find out just how critical this is
00:34:52to our national security.
00:34:55And I'm a cop.
00:34:57I carry a badge, a gun, and bullets,
00:35:01and a night's ticket, and handcuffs in.
00:35:04That's right.
00:35:15We're in New Europe.
00:35:24Oh, my God.
00:35:54now remember this particular incident happened over 20 years ago the boy was just about eight
00:36:11years old then was institutionalized presumably for life
00:36:15um
00:36:17madam clause
00:36:19oh you mean subordinate clause
00:36:21oh
00:36:39oh
00:36:45Hmm.
00:37:15That, folks, was almost 20 years ago.
00:37:29Turn on the lights.
00:37:45What's wrong with the film?
00:37:48What are you guys doing back there?
00:37:50What?
00:37:52It appears the, uh, the rest of the film is missing, sir.
00:37:56Gone.
00:37:58Find that film today.
00:38:01Put your best man on it.
00:38:02Yes, sir.
00:38:04Consider it done.
00:38:20Steven, I'm so glad you could make dinner tonight.
00:38:24I must say, it's been a most enlightening evening.
00:38:27Why, thank you, Steven.
00:38:29And I must say, I was certainly surprised to know you were free tonight.
00:38:33The scuttlebutt around the office since you're working on a very important project.
00:38:39Sure.
00:38:40Maybe, but that's pretty much behind us now.
00:38:43Uh, tell me, Miss Karloff, how long have you been with our agency?
00:38:48And how did you know about my son?
00:38:50Oh, well, you certainly aren't inquisitive, little devil, aren't you?
00:38:54No.
00:38:55I almost feel as if you don't trust me, Steven.
00:38:58No, not at all.
00:39:00This has been a long trip back from Hong Kong.
00:39:02That's all.
00:39:03I'm just a little tired.
00:39:04Excuse me, sir.
00:39:05You may have an urgent phone call.
00:39:06Oh, God.
00:39:07Never ends.
00:39:08Banner here.
00:39:10Steven, I'm glad I found you.
00:39:12How did you, uh, I won't even ask.
00:39:16I suppose it's important, don't I?
00:39:18Mr. E is livid.
00:39:20Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:39:25You suspect, of course, a...
00:39:27Yes, a double agent.
00:39:29Uh, right, Lieutenant.
00:39:32I think the answer might be staring me right in the face.
00:39:35What?
00:39:36Never mind.
00:39:37I'll, uh, I'll explain it all later.
00:39:39Uh, where's the meet?
00:39:41At the submarine base.
00:39:42About one hour.
00:39:43Okay.
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:45Well...
00:39:46I need to eat and run, but duty does call.
00:39:51Uh, waiter, can this lovely lady have some coffee?
00:39:54Or...
00:39:55Perhaps you'd prefer, uh, black Russian.
00:40:02Again, a check!
00:40:04Give me a scotch of water straight off.
00:40:06Certainly, madam.
00:40:07Oh, and this should take care of the goddamn bill.
00:40:15Mr. E is livid.
00:40:17Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:40:28All right.
00:40:30Bye.
00:40:40Bye!
00:40:42Looking for me, Jacqueline?
00:40:51Late as usual, Banner.
00:40:53Well, don't worry.
00:40:56I've brought along some of those gizmos you guys like to play with.
00:41:01Here's your A-48 decoder.
00:41:03It'll get you into the Soviet's computer room at the U.N.
00:41:06We think the film's in the safe by the main terminal room.
00:41:12God, I love these toys.
00:41:14Knock it off. I signed for that.
00:41:17Now, here's their latest printout, cross-referenced to gain access to the main computer.
00:41:21It should open the safe.
00:41:23Hopefully, the film's still in there.
00:41:25It's with this film anyway, Jacqueline.
00:41:29Porno movies, right?
00:41:30Not likely, but Mr. E's bent on getting this back into our hands.
00:41:34Says it could be a real smoking gun for the Kremlin.
00:41:37So they haven't even told you.
00:41:39Rather high security, Jacqueline.
00:41:43Rather high priority, Banner.
00:41:47Touché.
00:41:54Miss Karloff, what is your location?
00:41:57I'm right outside our computer operations building.
00:42:00Stephen has already gone in.
00:42:03Stephen?
00:42:04Are you two that close?
00:42:07Please, General.
00:42:09If he's as good as his record, he might just bypass security, decode the safe, and get the film back into United States' hands.
00:42:19I agree.
00:42:25I suggest we bring in more manpower and...
00:42:27Yet, Karloff.
00:42:29I don't want anyone, not even our own people, seeing that film.
00:42:34Homrad.
00:42:35Mickey.
00:42:36That kid in the film.
00:42:38He's now an adult.
00:42:40And one of our agents.
00:42:43He must be protected.
00:42:46I see no purpose in going on with this charade.
00:43:09In truth, he's no agent.
00:43:14He's my grandson.
00:43:18A psychopathic killer, whose identity, if known to the rest, could prove very embarrassing to our government.
00:43:26And definitely, the end of my career.
00:43:31But, sir, I thought that...
00:43:32Enough said, comrade.
00:43:34Just recover that film and deliver it directly to me.
00:43:40Yes, sir. Consider it done.
00:43:42End communication.
00:43:43Goodbye, Karloff.
00:43:48Goodbye, Karloff.
00:43:58And good luck.
00:44:01I appreciate it.
00:44:05I see.
00:44:06It's a good one.
00:44:08So, let's get started.
00:44:38I don't know.
00:45:08Do you want to play a game?
00:45:12Uh, no computer. I do not want to play a game.
00:45:16Oh. Please enter your security code then.
00:45:20I acknowledge your authority. Let us begin.
00:45:38By all means. I'd like to know, computer, where the movie film that was recently deposited here is being kept?
00:45:50The motion picture film is being kept in the master safe in the east part of this room.
00:45:56Good. Computer, just what is on that film that's so damn important?
00:46:04Apparently, one of our Moscow-based generals had a son who is a psychopathic killer.
00:46:12One Christmas Eve, he hacked up his mother and his father.
00:46:16Enough.
00:46:18What the hell?
00:46:22Sir?
00:46:24Nothing, computer.
00:46:26Begin sequencing the combination of the airlock safe.
00:46:30The sequencing to open the master safe has been done.
00:46:40Okay. Thank you, computer.
00:46:42Only ten seconds now until you will have access to the vault.
00:46:48Continue.
00:46:50Countdown.
00:46:52Five.
00:46:54Four.
00:46:55Three.
00:46:56Two.
00:46:57And open.
00:47:06You now have two minutes.
00:47:08You two, uh, good job, oh boy.
00:47:11What was that?
00:47:13Damn it.
00:47:15You can run.
00:47:28You can hide.
00:47:30Nothing is in your eyes.
00:47:34You let me die.
00:47:37Try this to die.
00:47:38Try this to die.
00:47:47You're trying to fight.
00:47:55beh.
00:47:56Keep eating, I'm scared, assing.
00:48:00Now hear that boy.
00:48:02What can you do?
00:48:04Come on, come on!
00:48:34I got to fight, I got to...
00:48:36Shit, I got to fight!
00:48:38Shit!
00:48:39Shit!
00:48:41Fight!
00:48:41Fight!
00:48:42For your life!
00:48:43Right!
00:48:45You turn my blues without everything else!
00:48:50Fight!
00:48:51Fight!
00:48:52For your life!
00:48:53Right!
00:48:54You got to fight!
00:48:55I got to!
00:48:57Shit!
00:48:57Shit!
00:48:58Shit!
00:49:00Shit!
00:49:00Shit!
00:49:02Shit!
00:49:02Shit!
00:49:03Shit!
00:49:04Fights!
00:49:34Yeah.
00:49:35Oh!
00:49:36Ah!
00:49:49Ah!
00:49:50You gonna look old boy?
00:49:59Ah, Mr. E.
00:50:03Good timing.
00:50:04Hit it, driver.
00:50:24This is Banner.
00:50:25Catch me through the aerial surveillance.
00:50:28Yeah, this is field agent Banner.
00:50:31Let's get this aerial surveillance on target heading south on 101.
00:50:44Can you get the target in sight?
00:50:47Yeah, it is a motorcycle.
00:50:50Right.
00:50:52Just keep the distance and be ready to fire if necessary.
00:50:56Faster, driver.
00:51:01Answer my questions.
00:51:05Don't take away.
00:51:07Hey!
00:51:24I was close.
00:51:25Will it be all right?
00:51:26It'll be all right.
00:51:52No, no, hold your fire.
00:51:53I think you're okay.
00:51:56I'm sorry.
00:52:04I'm good.
00:52:12I'm sorry.
00:52:14I'm sorry, the driver.
00:52:27Well, I'm afraid we've lost this matter.
00:52:32Well, maybe not.
00:52:38I'm sorry, it's all right.
00:52:39No!
00:52:40Oh!
00:52:41Oh!
00:52:42Oh!
00:52:43Oh!
00:52:44Oh!
00:52:45Ah!
00:52:46Oh!
00:52:47Ah!
00:52:48Ah!
00:52:49Ah!
00:52:50Ah!
00:52:51Ah!
00:52:52Ah!
00:52:53Ah!
00:52:54Bitch!
00:52:55You cheap son of a bitch!
00:52:56That's what you get for sticking me with a check!
00:52:59Oh!
00:53:00Not so fast, Karloff.
00:53:02Ah!
00:53:03You asshole!
00:53:15Of course, now that the film is gone, we could say we just did our part for detente, huh?
00:53:27Ciao.
00:53:28But, Fanner, I don't know how to land this thing!
00:53:33Oh, damn you!
00:53:35It does have a nice ass, though.
00:53:40Ok.
00:53:41Yes?
00:53:42What?
00:53:43Put it on the screen!
00:53:44How close is our sub?
00:53:46Oh, no!
00:53:47No!
00:53:48No!
00:53:49No!
00:53:50No!
00:53:51No!
00:53:52No!
00:53:53No!
00:53:54No!
00:53:55No!
00:53:56No!
00:53:57No!
00:53:58No!
00:53:59No!
00:54:00No!
00:54:01No!
00:54:02No!
00:54:03No!
00:54:04No!
00:54:05No!
00:54:06No!
00:54:07No!
00:54:08No!
00:54:09No!
00:54:10No!
00:54:11No!
00:54:12No!
00:54:13No!
00:54:14No!
00:54:15No!
00:54:16No!
00:54:17No!
00:54:18No!
00:54:19No!
00:54:20No!
00:54:21No!
00:54:22No!
00:54:23No!
00:54:24No!
00:54:25No!
00:54:26No!
00:54:27No!
00:54:28No!
00:54:29No!
00:54:30No!
00:54:31No!
00:54:32No!
00:54:33No!
00:54:34No!
00:54:35No!
00:54:36No!
00:54:37No!
00:54:38Captain Banner.
00:54:39Mr. Corporal, ma'am.
00:54:41Nice of you to drop in like this.
00:54:42I hope you didn't dress up on my account.
00:54:45Well, gee.
00:54:47Uh, Lieutenant.
00:54:50I've been running around a lot today.
00:54:52Marshal Sub, close your fence on target, ma'am.
00:54:54Thank you, Corporal.
00:54:55Come on, Steven.
00:54:56Your gear is down in the torpedo room.
00:54:58This way, sir.
00:55:00Can't believe me, bridge.
00:55:01Dive, dive.
00:55:02Dive.
00:55:08I'm Scott.
00:55:18Jacqueline, just what the hell is going on with this film?
00:55:21I've been going around here like a...
00:55:22Steven, I'll explain everything later.
00:55:24The Russians have to be stopped at any cost.
00:55:27Understood?
00:55:28Yes, yes.
00:55:29Captain, understood.
00:55:32Ma'am, yes, ma'am.
00:55:35Sorry, Steven.
00:55:36Just be careful, okay?
00:55:38Those guys are acting real serious.
00:55:40Oh, my God, would you look at that picture?
00:56:08What year is that taking, anyway?
00:56:12Still hiding your eyes in front of whining us, don't you, Steven?
00:56:17Oh, Jacqueline.
00:56:19I know I didn't trust you, but...
00:56:20I sold it.
00:56:22Besides, I've always been able to see right through you, anyway.
00:56:26You don't pull me.
00:56:281983.
00:56:30Kyle.
00:56:31What?
00:56:31Oh, the picture, remember?
00:56:35Operations Karnak, I believe.
00:56:37Oh, yeah.
00:56:39Well, we sure got around, didn't we?
00:56:40Mm-hmm.
00:56:41How did I ever let myself get involved with you, Steven?
00:56:50We can get into the rules.
00:56:51Oh, rules, rules.
00:56:53No interpersonal relationships between agents, that's...
00:56:57Well, Banner, those are the rules, you know.
00:56:59I know.
00:57:00The agency's rules, Jacqueline.
00:57:02Why do you think they call our unit S-O-V?
00:57:06What the hell with them?
00:57:07The hell with Mr. E.
00:57:08Man, I have this...
00:57:10Steven!
00:57:11Ah!
00:57:12Steven, go see!
00:57:14Ah!
00:57:15Ah!
00:57:16Ah!
00:57:17Ah!
00:57:22The locket looks really nice on you, Steven.
00:57:25Do you really like it?
00:57:27Of course I do.
00:57:28I love it.
00:57:30It'll be my good luck job.
00:57:31Kind of like a gold dog tattoo, you know?
00:57:35Oh, that's the thanks I get for...
00:57:37Damn it, Jacqueline.
00:57:39I don't know why you always want to pick a fight when I gotta leave.
00:57:42It really pisses me off.
00:57:44Well, I never could compete with all your women, but...
00:57:47Hey, there never was a contest.
00:57:51Especially me when you're done.
00:57:54Look, Steven.
00:57:55You are what you are.
00:57:56And it feels like I'm just holding you back.
00:57:59Just holding Jacqueline.
00:58:05I'm so proud of you, Steven James, Ben.
00:58:08You're a long time.
00:58:10I'm always so strong.
00:58:12Tell that to my heart, George.
00:58:15I think if the moment is breaking,
00:58:18make sure you can't come, Jacqueline.
00:58:21What?
00:58:22To New Zealand?
00:58:23I'm afraid not, babe.
00:58:25I sure won't miss you, though.
00:58:28I'll always miss you.
00:58:37Steven, I can watch you fight, and I can watch you win.
00:58:41But I will never watch you die.
00:58:45And that is the reality of you.
00:58:47That sometimes, some place in the world, when you let your guard down,
00:58:52some faceless assassin will kill you.
00:58:55And I think I'd rather not be there for that scene, if you don't mind, darling.
00:58:59And I'll...
00:59:01And I'll...
00:59:06And I'll see you next time.
00:59:08Select air.
00:59:09Supply switch to air.
00:59:11Supply switch to air.
00:59:13LCP-1I.
00:59:15And also ship's hovering mode and missile launch.
00:59:185-Nav weapons.
00:59:19Navigation fire control.
00:59:20Transmatch.
00:59:20That's completed.
00:59:21Start at sight point.
00:59:23Also, they select training fire.
00:59:25Weapons, you have permission to fire.
00:59:27You have permission to fire, I can.
00:59:28Training fire switch.
00:59:29Weapons time.
00:59:30You have permission to fire.
00:59:31You have permission to fire.
00:59:32You have permission to fire.
00:59:33Fire.
00:59:33I want.
01:00:01Fire.
01:00:31Fire.
01:00:58Oh!
01:01:01Oh!
01:01:31Ladies and gentlemen, we have at great cost
01:01:36we cover the film that Mr. E. here so desperately wanted.
01:01:39Why, thank you, Captain Banner.
01:01:41I assure you, sir, your efforts will not go unrecognized.
01:01:45Act of viewing it, though, sir, I must say that this snuff movie
01:01:49Detective Brody obtained appears at first glance
01:01:52to be nothing more than one of those awful holiday horror movies
01:01:55we see in the theaters.
01:01:57But, of course, as all of us know in this room,
01:01:58the murders are real.
01:02:01Certainly, it does reveal the identity of a very sick little boy
01:02:04and mainly that the killer is the grandson
01:02:07of one of Russia's most premier generals.
01:02:11A very damaging piece of blackmail.
01:02:14But if you want my opinion, Mr. E., and I'm sure that you do,
01:02:18I think in the spirit of glasnost and the friendship
01:02:21that we're now experiencing between our two countries,
01:02:24you should destroy this little film
01:02:25and put our agency to better use next time.
01:02:27That's enough, Captain.
01:02:28Banner, that's just not your call.
01:02:31All right, well, if you'll excuse me,
01:02:33I do have a plane to catch.
01:02:35Oh, and I hope you're amused
01:02:37at this clever little piece of satire.
01:02:39But think hard about what you're going to do with this film.
01:02:43It was up to me.
01:02:44Quite frankly, I would burn it.
01:02:46Good day, gentlemen, ladies, detective, Mr. E., enjoy.
01:02:58If you all remember, in the opening segment of this film,
01:03:02the young boy had just killed his mother and her lover.
01:03:06And that was in 1965.
01:03:10A detective, Brody, here had put him away.
01:03:13In the next portion, you'll see that young Mickey is back in action.
01:03:17Only now he's quite grown up.
01:03:21And very, very deadly.
01:03:26Just roll the film, Brody.
01:03:27Hi, Janie.
01:03:48You're just in time.
01:03:51Bobby's over here.
01:03:53Look, Bobby, Janie's here.
01:03:55I know.
01:03:56Hi, Bobby.
01:03:56Hi.
01:03:58Gosh, Mrs. Brown, what a beautiful tree.
01:04:00This year looks like Christmas in here.
01:04:02Thanks, Janie.
01:04:03Look, here's 20 bucks for pizza in case you get hungry.
01:04:07That should cover a tip, too.
01:04:09I'll be out real late tonight.
01:04:10And see that he doesn't get into his presence, okay?
01:04:14I know.
01:04:15No problem, Mrs. Brown.
01:04:16Bobby and I will be just fine.
01:04:18Bobby, now don't make a mess.
01:04:20I just had the place cleaned.
01:04:21I know.
01:04:23Ciao, everyone.
01:04:26Sorry.
01:04:42Relax.
01:04:44Don't get so bent out of shape.
01:04:48Relax. Don't get so bent out of shape.
01:04:52No, I just love you so much.
01:04:54They said that he wasn't even you.
01:04:56Sure, just when I thought it was safe to come back into this apartment.
01:04:59Yeah, I knew you were going to say this.
01:05:01I'm sure you did.
01:05:03I had this really freaky dream about this big red moon,
01:05:06and it was just bleeding all over me.
01:05:08It was so corrupt.
01:05:10You know, I get crazy when there's a phone moving.
01:05:13You mean a phone you get crazy?
01:05:15You're nuts anyway.
01:05:17I got it.
01:05:18I got a word that's just going to kill you.
01:05:20Oh, yeah?
01:05:21Yeah.
01:05:21How do you spell fornicate?
01:05:24Fornicate? That's easy.
01:05:26F?
01:05:27You got that?
01:05:28Yeah.
01:05:28O-U-Q.
01:05:30You got that?
01:05:33But, Katie, I'm not sleepy.
01:05:35Shh, Bobby.
01:05:37Now you just close your eyes and get some rest.
01:05:40I'll try to get these people out of here as soon as I can.
01:05:43Remember, Santa's coming tonight.
01:05:45I need help.
01:05:46As strange and amusing as this might appear,
01:05:54keep in mind that every murder you see on this film is real.
01:05:58Rumors have it that a series of so-called snuff films were made
01:06:02using easily manipulated mental patients to commit actual murders.
01:06:07This particular film our experts have documented is absolutely authentic.
01:06:14And more important,
01:06:16the identity of this killer is what is of interest to us.
01:06:21Great interest.
01:06:23The killer is a killer.
01:06:24The killer is a killer.
01:06:25The killer is a killer.
01:06:25The killer is a killer.
01:06:26The killer is a killer.
01:06:27The killer is a killer.
01:06:28The killer is a killer.
01:06:29The killer is a killer.
01:06:30The killer is a killer.
01:06:31The killer is a killer.
01:06:32The killer is a killer.
01:06:33The killer is a killer.
01:06:34The killer is a killer.
01:06:35The killer is a killer.
01:06:36The killer is a killer.
01:06:37The killer is a killer.
01:06:38The killer is a killer.
01:06:39The killer is a killer.
01:06:40The killer is a killer.
01:06:41The killer is a killer.
01:06:42The killer is a killer.
01:06:43The killer is a killer.
01:06:44The killer is a killer.
01:06:45Oh
01:07:15Oh
01:07:37Lizzie
01:07:39Who's there?
01:07:45Oh
01:08:01Attention
01:08:03Attention all units
01:08:05This is an all points bulletin
01:08:07For a heavy set man
01:08:09Reportedly dressed in a red suit
01:08:11Black boots, white beard
01:08:13And a tiny reindeer
01:08:15A suspect escaped tonight
01:08:17From Sunnydale Sanitarium
01:08:19His name is Mickey Schultz
01:08:21His alias
01:08:23Get this gag
01:08:25Is Kris Kringle
01:08:27So he's back in town
01:08:29A real nut
01:08:31A real nut
01:08:33You know what Anderson?
01:08:35What Brody?
01:08:37About 20 years ago
01:08:39He killed his mother and his old man
01:08:41With a butcher knife on Christmas Eve
01:08:43I never saw so much blood in my life
01:08:45I never saw so much blood in my life
01:08:47And I'll never forget it either
01:08:49Watch it Brody, a red light
01:08:51Fuck
01:08:53Fuck em
01:08:55I'm a cop
01:08:57Anyway
01:08:59We went in
01:09:01And we found the two of them laying there
01:09:03Cacked up like a side of beef
01:09:05And that little monster standing there with a knife in his hands
01:09:07My partner Kelly
01:09:09He started puking
01:09:11He started puking his guts out all over the place
01:09:14Uh, excuse me Brody
01:09:15I think we should acknowledge that APP
01:09:18Don't worry about it Anderson
01:09:20I got my own way of finding this one
01:09:23One looking to his dead black eyes
01:09:26And I'll know him
01:09:30He's a stone nut
01:09:32Ever since he saw his mama kissing Santa Claus
01:09:35He's been crazy ever since
01:09:37You know what Anderson?
01:09:39When the doctors examined the kid's head
01:09:41They found dog shit for brains
01:09:45Thank you detective
01:09:46For that illuminating and tasteful description of the murder
01:09:51Shall we proceed?
01:09:53The next brutal murder takes place here
01:10:02Hey, man
01:10:07What's going on?
01:10:09Shoot, I'll check it
01:10:12I gotta do everything myself
01:10:32Hear, girl
01:10:33etic
01:10:46JJa
01:10:47Mother
01:10:48Mother
01:10:49Mother
01:10:51Mother
01:10:53Mother
01:10:55Mother
01:10:57Mother
01:10:59Mother
01:11:01Well, I guess that's graphic enough
01:11:20to give us the general idea.
01:11:23Obviously, our murderer is quite mad,
01:11:26and he continues killing
01:11:27until there's only one girl left.
01:11:31Mmm. Want some?
01:11:40Mmm, yeah.
01:11:42Oh, minute. I gotta pee.
01:11:45Hey, watch your mouth.
01:11:46You're gonna have to learn how to talk more like a lady.
01:11:58Hey, Sherry, get a load of this.
01:12:01Far out.
01:12:16My baby does it.
01:12:18Okay.
01:12:21Swish splash.
01:12:22Are you looking, Sam?
01:12:36Get out of here!
01:12:58John, what's all the racket going on?
01:13:01Oh, the tub.
01:13:06Ah!
01:13:18Um!
01:13:20Hiya,ấu!
01:13:22Hahahaha!
01:13:25Hhhhhhhhh!
01:13:28Mmmm.
01:13:32Hiya!
01:13:33Billy, did you hear that?
01:13:39Oh, it's probably just Sherry.
01:13:41She's a moaner.
01:13:42Yeah, how would you know?
01:13:45Billy, hurry.
01:13:46I think you better go see what's wrong.
01:13:47No way, Jose.
01:13:49Please.
01:13:56I better call the police.
01:14:03Oh, my God.
01:14:23The phone's dead.
01:14:26So am I.
01:14:27I'll just fast forward this to get to the end.
01:14:37Now, the point is, is that these murders are real.
01:14:41And the cycle they use to commit them is none other than the grandson of General Alexei Grossoff of the USSR Secret Police.
01:14:52And he knows that we know all about it and won't hesitate to use it against him.
01:15:00No way, Tommy!
01:15:10Toby!
01:15:10Ah!
01:15:40Oh, my God.
01:16:10It's okay, miss. Brody's in charge now.
01:16:20Oh, no, you're not, detective.
01:16:24As a matter of fact, with this film in the hands of SOB, we are very clearly in charge.
01:16:32It is our intention to leak the information to the KGB and let them take care of their own.
01:16:38It keeps our hands clean of all that messy business and gets rid of an adversary at the same time.
01:16:47Now you know why it was so important to obtain this evidence.
01:16:56Right, Mr. E. Now you know, and soon the whole world will know that my grandson grew up to be a very sick man.
01:17:16The last part is, he's still out there.
01:17:22Okay.
01:17:24Okay.
01:17:24Okay.
01:17:25Okay.
01:17:26Okay.
01:17:27Okay.
01:17:28Okay.
01:17:29We're going to love you.
01:17:29Go, go, go, go.
01:17:31Okay.
01:17:32Go, go, go.
01:17:36Go!
01:17:37Go, go, go.
01:17:41Go, go, go.
01:17:42Okay.
01:17:43you're really very good Stephen James banner you know having this picnic was
01:18:05a great idea I'm just full of great ideas financial such as man such as a
01:18:12little more champagne please that crazy story you were telling me about that Mickey
01:18:17character is it really true in fact I really shouldn't take that chance get out
01:18:36Franchella Franchella it's only just saving your ass again and it is such a nice ass Stephen that
01:18:51little Franchella of yours just happens to be working at the Soviet embassy down here at the
01:18:55I thought you'd be back in Washington by now a tent Stephen work is in everything you know people
01:19:04do change
01:19:05you're not kidding
01:19:09Stephen it's so good to see you again but darling I thought you and me this was supposed to happen
01:19:23oh shut up and kiss me
01:19:25hey I thought that was my life guys
01:19:27same to me
01:19:30living on the edge without a prayer inside you've got me walking on a ledge in the darkest part of night
01:19:46I thought you were standing at the edge with so much laughter and knowing your love
01:19:57in the end you're running on a path
01:19:58playing out
01:19:59playing out
01:20:00playing out
01:20:01playing out
01:20:02playing out
01:20:08playing out
01:20:10playing out
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