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00:00All right. Hello, everyone. I'm Sandra Smith, along with Paul Morrow, Jessica Tarlov,
00:08Joey Jones and Greg Gutfeld. It is five o'clock in New York City, and this is The Five.
00:21Seven months in and President Trump is making some big moves in America, but not everybody's
00:25a fan. According to Gallup, zero percent of Democrats are satisfied with how things are
00:30going in the U.S. compared to 76 percent of Republicans. Still, while Democrats refuse
00:36to give him any credit, one area stands out as a clear success, and that is crime. And if you want
00:42proof, just listen to the folks on the ground in D.C. talking about the surge of National Guard
00:47troops in the Capitol. Ever since Trump put out the law, I say more safe for more protection,
00:54police protection. People is not outed much because they are aware, so I'm grateful for
01:00that aspect of it. Even Democratic leaders seem to be envious of Trump's handling of crime.
01:06California Governor Gavin Newsom is rolling out new suppression teams to tackle crime in his state
01:12cities. Crime's an issue, and we want to tackle it, and we continue to do more in that space,
01:18and we announced and highlighted some of the expansion, what is not contradictory, respectfully,
01:23is that we're doing it in partnership with our local communities. We did it in partnership with
01:30the Biden administration prior. We're not talking about the nationalization, the militarization
01:35of the Guard and militarizing United States cities. Yeah. A tough on crime stance is just the latest
01:43way Newsom has adopted Trump's style, but Vice President J.D. Vance thinks voters can sniff out
01:49a phony. He's not trying to be Gavin Newsom, whoever that is. He's trying to be a fake carbon
01:56copy of Donald Trump, and it just doesn't work. You can't, you can't mimic the king. You can't
02:02mimic the master. You ought to just go and be yourself, and I think that the American people
02:05would like that a lot more than a cheap imitation of the president of the United States.
02:08Can you fathom, Greg, politically, why the heck would Democrats think that it's popular
02:15to say, let's not crack down on the crime that's, that's, they're figuring it out. You know, I, uh,
02:21Trump is making the Democrats sane again. They really, they really, they realize if they don't
02:26do this, they're going to lose. I got to talk about that. This is an amazing thing. I've never heard
02:31of a survey where it's zero percent of anything. If you asked in a survey, would you like a spike
02:40in your eyeball? 10% will say yes. I mean, that's how it works. So what is this saying?
02:47This is like a, to me, like, this is a huge moment to, to like, understand what's going on in the
02:54country. That finding is not logical. It's not reasonable. It's not sane. Yet there are millions of
03:00people who disagree with you in this country. You work with them. They're in your family and in any
03:09other situation, in any other situation, you consider them reasonable and they support Trump
03:15and they're generally happy or they don't support Trump and they're, maybe they're not happy.
03:20But if you believe that no reasonable people can support Trump, then how does that explain the
03:28millions of reasonable people who do? There has to be something wrong with your filter.
03:35It's unreasonable and it needs to be examined. How can you reconcile your reasonable employee,
03:40employee or coworker or uncle or aunt and his unreasonable support for Trump? It's not about
03:48Trump at all. You have to see that. This survey is telling you it is not about Trump. It's,
03:52it's about a media that fuels your emotional state and a Democrat party that created a terrible sin
03:59of ascribing moral virtue to political beliefs. So you could categorize somebody as evil. Now the crime
04:06stuff is great. Trump is killing it on crime and the effect it's having on Democrats is amazing.
04:12He's actually getting Democrats to rediscover the whole point of leadership.
04:15It's not about politics or party. It's about people. Democrats put the party before the people
04:21survival of the party. Uh, but the party is just a necessary evil to create a structure for order.
04:27It's really about the people inside the party. What do they want? They want, you know, cheaper food.
04:31They want cops. They want a border. So they're starting to realize that they have to deal with the people
04:38first if they want to have political survival and they wouldn't have done it otherwise if it wasn't for
04:43the Trump effect. Trump caused the surgeon law enforcement. He's making Democrats sane again,
04:49and I'll take it. I won't even credit Trump. I will just say, I want all Americans to be safe.
04:54I'm glad they're doing it. You know, uh, Joey, uh, uh, Vance, JD Vance,
04:58the vice president is accusing Newsom of being a cheap imitation of Donald Trump. Do you agree?
05:04I don't know what he's trying to do. I mean, a lot of this is his, uh, social media team that he's
05:09put together trying to, and you know, I guess he'll say that he's trying to mock president Trump,
05:13but I think there's something to be envied with the way president Trump has communicated the way
05:17he succeeded. I mean, he's never been more Teflon Don than he is right now today. I mean,
05:21he beat court cases, court rulings. It seems every day something is ruling in his favor,
05:26either personally or as president. So I think if you're a politician, you would be dumb not to want
05:31to capture some of the lightning in the bottle that president Trump has, but you can't do it by
05:37trying to be him. I mean, JD Vance is a great example of that. I mean, JD Vance is different than most
05:41politicians in DC, but he's not Donald Trump, not even in a long shot. The best example I can give
05:46is my, my governor, Brian Kemp, when he first started running in the primary back in, I guess
05:51it would have been 2016. He had a couple of commercials where he's like, he's in a room
05:55full of guns and he's got a guy there that's going to date his daughter. And then he had another
05:59commercial where he slammed the door on his pickup and he goes, I drive a pickup truck and I'll even use
06:04it to round up illegals. And it's like, it was so fake. It wasn't his personality. It didn't do well.
06:10And then finally he just decided to be himself and he became the governor. He stayed governor.
06:13I hope every politician learns this. You can't, you can't try to be something you're not. And I
06:18think that now more than ever with president Trump, that's true. Everybody can sniff out a phony.
06:22Jessica, CBS news looked at the DC crime data amid these national guard deployments.
06:26I mean, you can't argue with the numbers. It is working. Crime is down.
06:31Absolutely. I mean, and there were two week periods though. I'm sure Greg will jump in and say,
06:35but they were fake numbers, but there were two week periods in February and March. I think it was
06:38where there were also no homicides. So this has that number, but now it's real everything under
06:44Trump. I did it. Thank you. I appreciate it. I like that when we tag team anyway, when it's Trump's
06:49people, he believes the numbers when it's not, he says that they're fake, but sure. And those
06:53interviews were, you know, not of the, uh, the white hippies out in Georgetown or whatever they were
06:59of minority folks, perhaps registered Democrats that were happy to see it. And we see that overwhelmingly
07:05in surveys that people do want more police presence. They don't want less, but they want
07:10it to be effective. And what will be most interesting is what happens when the 30 days
07:14are up because Donald Trump is entitled to 30 days of this. And then he has to declare a national
07:18emergency in order to continue doing that. And if he does that, I think that Muriel Bowser will be
07:23singing a different tune about it. There is a way to work together to be able to have more effective
07:28outcomes rather than the takeover. As far as the Gavin Newsom of it all, he is not imitating him.
07:35He is mocking him. He is holding up a mirror to what Donald Trump does and how he communicates,
07:40how ridiculous these three and a half hour long North Korean style, uh, cabinet meetings are.
07:47Why was that ridiculous? You can't just say ridiculous and not say why.
07:51Okay. If I came to a meeting with, if your team for Gutfeld sat around, right? And you said,
07:57I have this idea for a joke. And they said, I've never met a funnier man than Greg Gutfeld.
08:01I think Greg Gutfeld is the funnier person. But you don't have to watch it.
08:05What? No, that's voluntary. My point is, if you watch that, you learn stuff about what was going
08:11in the White House in three and a half hours that you never would, but you're mad because
08:15they're flattering him. I'm not mad. I'm saying that it is a particular style that most people would
08:20say most likely resembles things that go on in Russia, North Korea, or China, not in a Western
08:25democracy style. Okay. No, also the substance of it, the style. All right. I also need to say
08:31about this idea that Gavin Newsom suddenly cares about crime because of Donald Trump. He's imitating
08:35him. This partnership with California highway patrol is from 2023. So from the Biden era,
08:41it was effective. Then it was expanded that he has sent officers to Bakersfield, San Bernardino
08:46and Oakland. They've already made over 9,000 arrests, recovered 500 stolen cars, 400 firearms.
08:53This is not about Donald Trump. This is about a way to manage your own state without actually the
08:57federal government coming in and usurping the power of democratically elected leaders.
09:03Well, so Jessica says that Gavin Newsom is mocking Donald Trump, but maybe he's following his playbook.
09:09I mean, sending in more and more police into these bad leaders.
09:11I just told you. I understand what he said. He did it before Donald Trump is copying Gavin Newsom.
09:16What's new? Why is he holding a press conference to announce this new initiative if it's been going
09:20on since 2023? What's the new initiative? What is it that he's announcing? This hasn't been going on.
09:25And let's just, let's look at the outbound migrations in this country. Okay. The top five
09:30states, New Jersey, Illinois, California, New York, Massachusetts. Couldn't be bluer. Inbound.
09:34Florida, Texas, Arizona is the only one that's on fence, trending red. And the two Carolinas in
09:38Tennessee. People are voting with you. You can argue initiatives. You can argue crime numbers.
09:44They're going up, they're going down, et cetera. We all know they can be massaged.
09:46The bottom line is people in the cities who live in there, they know, we've talked about it on the
09:51show before. I called this constellation of blue cities, a nut job archipelago. That's what
09:56they're becoming. They're becoming quarantine zones that everybody wants to get away. And
10:00what's infuriating is that we've been through this before. We worked it out. We figured out
10:05how to get lower incarceration, how to get better enforcement. We did it in New York City. It was
10:11copied globally and it worked, but they had to throw it out because of the fact that it came from
10:17the right, which just couldn't be countenanced. And this stuff about the National Guard, let's correct
10:21a couple of things. Number one, Donald Trump can use the National Guard where federal law is being
10:25being impeded, where it's being obscured and being held back from enforcement by other people on the
10:33ground, namely the states. You can look at all kinds of historical examples for that. He has that metric.
10:39What they don't realize is when they say, we're going to stop this, we're not going to allow this
10:44to happen. They're playing into his hands because they're telling you we're going to obstruct federal
10:48law. We're going to make sure you can't enact federal law. That gives him the window to send in
10:52the National Guard during, let's say what was about a year ago when the New York City subways were even
10:57more uninhabitable than they are right now. Kathy Hochul sent in the National Guard. Nobody said
11:02boo. Why? Because there was no patina of orange man bed, of course. And you've got Obama now weighing
11:08in like he's relevant anymore. And I'm sorry, but the ship sailed, you know, stay in, you know,
11:13Martha's Vineyard where they love you. But the bottom line is not only does nobody care, but this is a guy
11:19who's saying that Donald Trump is weaponizing the military for his own purposes and this fascist
11:24army is going to take over the country. Barack Obama droned two American citizens with no due
11:30process in the Emmy. And he got the sun two weeks later. Now, full disclosure, I supported it at the
11:38time because Omar Alaki was a bad guy. But Omar Alaki was born in New Mexico. All right. Nobody said
11:44boo. Everybody was fine with the fact. And then he gets the sun two weeks later. The sun was 16 years
11:49old. The NSA, the IRS. I mean, he weaponized the government against United States citizens more
11:54than any president. Think about Lincoln. Think about this. Al Qaeda killed, let's say, 3,000 people
11:59on 9-11, right? And I don't need to hear anything about it. I was there. Okay. I was there for the
12:03weeks after. I'm waiting to see if I get the cancer. All right. Fair enough. The thing is here,
12:07that would be the equivalent right now of what he did. That would be the equivalent of Donald Trump
12:11saying, okay, you killed 3,000. We lose 100,000 people a year to fentanyl. So I'm going to drone
12:17the leader of the Sinaloa-Angelisco cartels. Oh, and by the way, I'm going to drone whoever's running
12:23the factories in Southeast China, making fentanyl and other synthetics that are shipped to America
12:29that are killing all of these people. Now, if Donald Trump did that, the entire world would melt down.
12:34But that's the equivalent. And that's Obama now saying that Donald Trump is fascist. And again,
12:39just to play fair, I supported Obama at the time against a lot of other people. I said,
12:44no, he was right. It comes under the authorization of military. It was a branch of al-Qaeda. That was
12:48tenuous. But I supported it at the time. But the double standard is what drives me crazy. Donald
12:53Trump can do that. We're going to get to it later in the show. Donald Trump can do what he's doing
12:57with the National Guard here. And we're losing our cities. And we shouldn't give them up to the crazies.
13:02Great points, Paul. Appreciate your expertise on all of that. All right, coming up,
13:06James Carville going ballistic on his fellow Democrats after their latest woke insanity.
13:12Lindy Somek, who is from the Saginaw Ojibwe Nation, and she's going to deliver our land acknowledgement
13:38today. The DNC acknowledges and honors the Dakota Ollate, the Dakota people, who are the original
13:45stewards of the lands and waters of Minneapolis. James Carville was going ballistic on the DNC over
13:52that atrocity that you just witnessed. They began their summer meeting with a land acknowledgement.
13:58The DNC does not exist to right wrongs. It doesn't exist to acknowledge the more unpleasant parts of
14:08history. It doesn't exist to make people feel good. It exists, get this through your head, to win
14:15elections. Now, do you think that is going to help us win elections by talking about land theft
14:24from the Dakotas? We're not. Please stop this in the name of a just, merciful God. No, you don't
14:33have but one job, Ken. You're supposed to try to win f***ing elections.
14:39Oof. That's painful. And somehow it gets more embarrassing for the Democrats. The DNC summer
14:45meeting also introduced a fight song the party could adopt. We don't have audio of it, but don't worry,
14:52I will butcher it for you. Brace yourselves. D-E-M-S, we rise. Stronger together, blue skies.
14:59Lift your voice. We're bold and true. Onward, Democrats. We shine blue. Talk about North Korea.
15:08So, listen, Joey, I got to come to you as a veteran, not exactly the holes of Montezuma
15:13with that fight song. You intimidated? What do you make of that?
15:15No, that's funny. You know, with James Carville, I don't know. Maybe he's got the truth serum or
15:22maybe it's time for him to go out to pasture. He's just angry all the time. I don't think that
15:25appeals to anyone. I think that, I think the funniest thing about this is, you know, this idea
15:33that Democrats still want to appease every single group they can and throw their big tent. And Donald
15:37Trump has taken the wind out from under the sails of that big tent. There are no more disenfranchised
15:42group of people in this country than Native Americans. And we've talked them into doing
15:48it to themselves. So, you know, there's a lot there. There's a lot there you could fix or
15:53offer solutions to Native American people that live, especially those that live on reservations
15:57and have said, you know what, rather than going out and pursuing the American dream, I'm going
16:01to stay on the reservation where at least I know there's a paycheck that comes in and then
16:04things like alcoholism run rampant. There's a lot of problems there. But instead, your way
16:08of addressing them and is to patronize them about some myth of a stolen land from hundreds
16:15of years ago. I don't know if that's their is that's how they reach out to every group
16:21of people that have problems that need to be fixed. Maybe Donald Trump will be in for
16:25another term. So I think that Carver's point, I think, is well taken, which is that, look,
16:30you're not going to want us in a forum like that. You're not going to be able to relitigate
16:34the entire American Indian colonialism issue. What he's trying to focus on, Jessica, is winning
16:40elections, right? And he doesn't want to relitigate that at this summer camp they held. So what do you
16:45think? Is this worthwhile? Is it working? James Carville? Yeah, the whole thing, the idea of
16:50holding a summer camp where you're going to say, let's go back. There is no Democrat online or in
16:57the real world who is happy with what's going on at the DNC right now. And it's being reflected in the
17:02fundraising. I mean, the Republicans have an enormous advantage when it's DNC versus RNC. I
17:07will note on the congressional level, the DCCC is out raising the Republican arm. So it really is
17:13a DNC problem. And Ken Martin was elected to this post, but there are a lot of people, I don't want
17:18to say they have buyer's remorse, but we're saying, well, Ben Wickler, who ran the Wisconsin Democratic
17:22Party, might have been a better choice for this because, you know, we had those 45 words that third
17:27way the think tank put out last week saying, you know, you shouldn't be saying those things. And they
17:31didn't even think that they had to say, don't do a land acknowledgement. So it's, this is the kind
17:36of stuff that I hate having to talk about. But this notion that Republicans are coasting right
17:42now and the wind is beneath the sails of Donald Trump is just not borne out by what's really going
17:48on on the ground. And you can see it just today that Joni Ernst is not going to run for re-election
17:52in Iowa. She is someone who's very popular. She talked about her leadership roles. Suddenly she's not
17:59going to run. And what's really interesting is earlier in the week, there was a special election
18:03in Iowa state house, a seat that went with Trump 11.5 points, 20 points swing in the other direction.
18:10And now the Democrat has broken the Republican supermajority. The polling on the generic ballot
18:15has Democrats up five to eight points. Mike Johnson and God bless him that he keeps going out there and
18:21doing media. He was embarrassed on our air with Bill Malusian and Dana this morning talking about crime
18:26in Republican states. And he was on CNN and John Berman says to him, you know, what are you going
18:30to do? The BBB is hugely unpopular. So, so, well, the provisions aren't. And then John Berman reads
18:35out the provisions. Cutting SNAP, cutting Medicaid, tax cuts for the rich, all underwater. That is what
18:41the midterms are going to be about. It's not looking that peachy for Republicans.
18:46So in other words, you're saying the DNC and this Ken Martin, who's kind of like the Barney
18:51Fife of Democratic leadership here. He's, uh, he's the outlier. And really you're saying things
18:56are going well, but this whole thing is performative. To go back to what Greg was saying,
19:00where you have 0% of Democrats that are happy with how it's going, they're going to show up
19:04and vote. That's what it's partisanship. It's pure partisanship. They will show up to oppose
19:09the Republicans and the Republican agenda, which is going to hurt every day.
19:12Yeah. Good for that. All right. Greg, go ahead. Take it on. So this land acknowledgement thing
19:21is the perfect example of the virtue signal. It's words without deeds. That is the Democrat
19:27party. That's why you guys are in a shambles. So this, this dork comes out and says, we're doing
19:35this on stolen land. Well, great. Pack up and leave, you know, do it on a barge in the ocean.
19:43There's no, nobody stole the ocean. Do that. Oh no, no, no. The acknowledgement. That's the action
19:50that we're going to do. That's what we're going to do. It's the thought that counts. It's like a
19:55person who cuts you off and then waves at you. It's like, I feel bad, but not bad enough to stop.
20:00It's like, if you're not going to do anything about it, why even bring it up? You dumbhead. You know,
20:05the Dems, they set themselves up as some impotent, like ineffective fool. They tell you right off the
20:12bat that they, that they're doing something wrong, but they're going to do nothing to fix it.
20:20It's a big fly around here, but it's how they handle crime. The border trans, they do platitudes
20:25that keep them safe from guilt, but you got to ask, who is this for? It's not for native Americans. Is it
20:30for Liz Warren? Maybe, who knows? But it's kind of amazing that you don't have one Democrat that has
20:36the balls to say, just stop it. We've had enough of this. This is, by the way, this is why you don't
20:44have men in your party anymore. You just have fake men, because this is so wimpy and so spineless
20:50that like, if an activist demanded that you acknowledge the struggle of trans in the catering
20:56business before every meal, you would do it. I mean, we should start demanding Dems to do all
21:01sorts of acknowledgments just for fun. Can you imagine what the menu and activities were like
21:07at his DNC summer camp, the vegan s'mores? Sandra, what do you got on this in the time we have?
21:11It's hard to question a fellow tiger, but James Carville, isn't this what they laid out as the
21:16latest playbook from the DNC? It was to get out there and swear and cost. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fight,
21:21fight, fight. Yeah, we haven't heard that before. Make fun. I mean,
21:24I think that's what we just saw from him. I don't know if that anger works. It hasn't in
21:28the past for Democrats, but remember James Carville in the New York Times just a couple
21:31weeks ago, maybe it was a month ago now. He was the one who penned the piece, my fix for
21:35the confused and leaderless Democrats. So a month later, they're still not listening.
21:40But he said, Ken Martin, the DNC chair, he said, I'm tired, sick and tired of Democrats bringing
21:45a pencil to a knife fight. He went on to say, we got to stand up and fight. This is more Donald
21:50Trump playbook, right? Fight, fight, fight comes to mind. I don't know that the Democrats have done
21:55any studying and I don't know if they know who they are. And that's where we are. Well, it seems
21:59like the DNC is going one way and pointing to Jessica, the electorate's going the other. We'll
22:03have to see in the mid turns. Okay, up next, Democrats are going way too far with their
22:08rhetoric. A lawmaker is calling for an uprising against ICE agents.
22:28Welcome back. The Democrats are putting a target on ICE. Even as assaults on federal agents serves,
22:34the left keeps adding fuel to the fire with smears like this.
22:38This is a time for good trouble. This is a time for Americans to rise up. This is not Germany.
22:47That's the SS and the Gestapo. This is the United States of America. Unmask yourselves.
22:55They look a lot like the Proud Boys of Trump's last term. They're wearing masks,
23:00often wearing surplus military gear. Yeah, despite all the attacks, ICE is getting the job done.
23:07DHS says they've officially deported nearly 200,000 illegals since January. And let me tell you,
23:12that's a lot of bad hombres. Greg, I want to go to you first because that last thing he talked about,
23:18the masks, said they look like the Proud Boys. Haven't we already learned that most of those
23:22were feds? Isn't that what the internet says? I can't answer that question because I'm currently
23:26under investigation. But I wish that Democrats would create a list of people, places and things
23:32that they haven't compared to Nazis. I'm sure it could fit on like a business card. And again,
23:38I go back to the A block because I made such an important point there. And also I'm running out of
23:42steam. Is this behavior logical? Is it reasonable? Clearly those people know people who work in law
23:50enforcement who are nice, reasonable people, and yet you decry their behavior as Gestapo-esque?
23:58How do you reconcile that? It's the most obvious question and we never ask it. We never ask it.
24:03It needs to be asked every day. If you know reasonable people in law enforcement, how do you
24:06equate them with Nazis? Is it because you're calling the ones Nazis that you don't know? Or is it because
24:11it exists in your imagination? Or is it because the two positions are irreconcilable and your filter
24:16is broken because they can't be decent people and Nazis at the same time? So just stop it,
24:21you Nazi. What do you think about Sandra? I'm glad you found something to say. So when you compare,
24:27and this is super serious, I think you cited the numbers there. When you compare ICE agents to
24:33Nazi Germany's secret police, you end up with targets on their backs, not just the backs of the
24:38ICE agents. And I know, Paul, you and I have talked a lot about this on our show. You're targeting
24:43the families. You're targeting the children. You're targeting the spouses that go to work
24:48every single day. Todd Lyons, the ICE director, said in June that these activists are targeting
24:54the families, the children of these ICE agents. They are now facing an 830 percent increase in
25:01assaults as they are carrying out these immigration enforcement actions. That is their job,
25:08their legal job to carry out. And that has made them targets. And that's really scary stuff that's
25:13happening in this country right now. Paul, the big topic that they want to attack are that ICE
25:18agents are wearing masks. And they'll say it's because you are literally militarizing people
25:22against us, trying to dox us, trying to hurt us. We cited that incidents of attacks on them went up.
25:28You know, as a citizen, I don't like the idea of federal agents rolling up,
25:33masked, doing anything because I don't, I want to be left alone. But you know, the idea is they're
25:38not, they're not doing this to American citizens. They're doing it to invaders. Also, they're being
25:42called Nazis. Yes. They're being called Nazis. I would wear a mask if people were calling me a Nazi
25:48because you know what? They're, they're putting Atari on their back and saying, how dare you put
25:52on a mask? No, I have to wear a mask because you're calling me a Nazi. Why is it such an issue?
25:58First of all, they're wearing vests and wearing other things that identified them as police. So
26:03this canard that they were going to rob me. That's BS. They call it military surplus. Listen,
26:09the military doesn't buy that nice of equipment for us. That's not what that is. I know. I know.
26:13But you know, I want to put all this in other countries. We've had this kind of a discussion
26:16before. Let me just say this. If it, why does it matter to them too much that they're wearing
26:20masks? That's a canard because obviously it's because they want their faces visible because
26:25otherwise, what would you care if they're wearing masks? All right. Forget that for a second. I
26:29want to go back to something historical here. Just think again of the juxtaposition. I want to go
26:33back to something that is a tried and true part of the pantheon of the civil rights movement, which
26:37is very similar. 1963, George Wallace would not allow desegregation of Alabama, Alabama school
26:43at University of Alabama. Yeah. So what happens? JFK calls in the National Guard. All right. And
26:49there's that big stand in the doorway moment. Wallace didn't want to let him in and it was by
26:54executive order, by the way. Whereas in this case, Donald Trump has statutes behind him.
26:58JFK sends in the National Guard. Wallace, get out of the way. He had to. The whole world celebrated
27:04that. It was the right thing to do. Legally, that exactly tracks to what Donald Trump is doing
27:11by using statute, federal statute, to send ICE in. And the fact that they're wearing masks means
27:17UGOTs. That doesn't matter. All right. And we got to get past that part. As long as they're
27:23identifiable as cops, you lose this defense that, oh, I didn't know. I took a shot at the guy because
27:27I thought he was robbing me. That's a little crap. It's not true. Jessica, you know, the big,
27:32beautiful bill is absolutely beautiful. One of the things it does is it took a lot of money away
27:36from people defrauding the government with social programs. And now we're able to fund ICE,
27:40$75 billion. I mean, that's a pretty big deal, isn't it? I mean, yeah. ICE has more funding
27:46than the IDF. And look what the IDF can pull off. We know exactly where this administration's
27:50priorities are. I would compare LA to Gaza. I'm sorry. Go ahead. I think that you would
27:54be very wrong to make that comparison. Listen, this idea that the agents have to be identifiable
28:03and you say they're all uniformed. That is not true. There are plainclothes cops. There are plainclothes
28:09ICE agents that are pulling people into vans. It has been documented. On top of it, the NYPD,
28:14for instance, which you were a part of, has a policy against a masking, right? They even have
28:19had a policy against facial hair. Because it's New York City and it's been run by communists for
28:22the last 15 years. I mean, we never had that. There was a law in New York State that you were not
28:26allowed to wear a mask. And by the way, we all want transparent policing. That's why we like the body
28:32cams. No, because you want to dox these guys. That's why, of course, it is. That's all it is.
28:37That's all it is. If you have a 3,000 a person a day quota, which has been Stephen Miller's
28:43directive, where he got up there and he said, you go to Home Depot, you go to immigration court,
28:47you go to church, you go wherever you need to go to get 3,000 people out of this country on a daily
28:52basis, mistakes are going to be made. And people are going to do things that they do not want to be
28:58doing. And that's the argument of the letting 20 million in. They did not let him 20 million
29:02people. That isn't. No. Worst first was what we were told was going to happen. You were against
29:07that too. No. Yes, you were. I was not against worst first. And Joe Biden, by the way, started.
29:12Was American dad a good guy or a bad guy? Well, it hasn't been. You haven't had much
29:16success proving that he's who you said he was. Everyone is calling him a human trafficker.
29:21They haven't charged him with any of the things that you say that he did. Why not?
29:24Yeah, they didn't get O.J. either. Okay. The fastest is up next. Yes.
29:28Kelmar Bray or Garcia.
29:45It's the question that haunts travelers everywhere. How much underwear should you pack for your
29:50vacation? Travel experts say the rule of thumb is simple. Take the number of days of your
29:54trip and just add three. No, it's not enough. It's not. No.
29:58Sandra, how many pairs of panties are in your? Why did I say that? You can never have enough.
30:07And what's the big deal? It doesn't take up much space in your luggage.
30:10Twice as much as you think you need. But lady underwear is demonstrably smaller.
30:15I'm generalizing. Greg.
30:18Well, I think it's, I look at it fresh underwear, like having a handgun in your house. You may not
30:24ever need it. But when you need one, you're glad you have it. And we're talking about traveling.
30:31And what do you do when you travel? You walk an awful lot. And I think the medical condition is
30:36called monkey butt. It's not a bad idea to have an extra pair of underwear. I'll wear two at a time.
30:41And then I'll just like whip one pair off and just go with the other one. Sandra, you know what I'm
30:47talking about. Just out at a restaurant. Yes. Toss them off. You can also wash underwear in a hotel
30:56sink. You can wash underwear in a hotel sink. I've done that before. You know, I used to buy all my
31:01underwear in packs of three the same color. And what happened is I do travel a lot. And I might travel
31:06to one city, pack up, go to the next before I get home. And if you ever wear dirty underwear once,
31:11by accident, you don't ever want to do it again. Because even if you don't smell, you just assume
31:16you do. You know what I do? I keep underwear in various parts of the city.
31:21I'll buy the silliest looking underwear just so I don't have two sets of underwear that looks the
31:28same so I can remember which one I've already worn rather than having like a drawer full of black or
31:32white. Paul, what's your panties set? Listen, I used to be an inspector of police and my life has
31:38really taken a strange turn. That's a brief kind of job. This is a very first world problem is all I
31:47could say. All right. And not only the fact that somebody wrote about this, but they quoted an
31:52expert. There is an underwear on your trip count expert someplace out there. Like how did that person
31:59get that job? It's a subset of gender studies and, you know, it's they, they do it. I think I need an
32:04extra pair of underwear after that last block, actually. Listen, again, you think the Ukrainians
32:09are worried about how much underwear they have? This is something that happens. This is a summer
32:12story. Yeah. As you always say, this is something that- This is better than Shark Week. We should
32:17have underwear week. Next week. Yes. Oh, it'll be after Labor Day. It'll be brief. Okay.
32:21Okay. Fan mail Friday is up next.
32:28Fan mail Friday, first question from Frenchie F. What's one thing that is legal that you would
32:50make illegal, Jessica? Since you're a Democrat, you want to ban everything. FaceTiming on the
32:57street. Ooh, that's a good one. I hate it. And I hate when you have that conflict, when
33:03someone FaceTimes you, like my kids will call and I'll want to see them, but I'm like, I
33:07can't do this to everyone. And I'll probably get hit by a car. You know how they just walk
33:11around like a zombie. Joey? Speed limits. I'll just get rid of them. Make everything the
33:16Autobahn. So you would make speed limits illegal? Yes. Interesting. You almost like, you legalize
33:23something. At least like stoplight cameras. Yeah. That give you tickets. Like if you're
33:28not taking some personal risk to give me a ticket, I don't think it's right. Interesting.
33:32Don't come to me next. Paul. Jeez. So what did you say? Reading the phone on the street?
33:38FaceTiming. All right. Yeah. Same thing. This is a real New York problem. But if you're walking
33:42on the street in, I guess probably happens in the other big cities as well, you'll have
33:46a whole block of people behind you who are ready to murder you because you're doing this
33:51and they can't get around you. Should that should be mandatory urine, Jill? Okay. I'm clipping
33:56your nails in public transportation. Oh, yeah. I can't even tell you how many times I've been
34:00in my life on a train or a plane. So gross. Oh, even the sound of it. I'm going to, you know
34:08what? I'm going to, this is a, a Greg problem, but I am so tired of reading fake stories about
34:14me. They're like with fake pictures. Yep. Like how does that happen? They like have a
34:18picture with me holding a baby. That's not my baby. And then like somebody that looks
34:22like my, it's like, I don't know how you can get away with that. It's AI. Yeah. Or
34:25they'll make like, I have book biographies out there about me. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
34:29Those are on Amazon. Yeah. Yeah. Here's what, here's another question. We have time for
34:32another one. What is one superpower that you wish you had for 24 hours? Cure
34:40illnesses. Oh, you're so wonderful. Yeah. Wow. That's nice. Wow. Can't do anything
34:46better than that, Sandra. Joey? Maybe be like the flash, you know, be able to run
34:51again. Oh, I'm really depressed. Jessica told me in the break that that's what I
34:55should. Jessica. Thank you for your service, Joey. Uh, first of all, um, I
35:05want to cure disease too, but I really would love to be able to fly like
35:08myself, not like in a plane. I want to help people and you want something for
35:11yourself, Jessica. Wow. Typical liberal. I'm just joking with you, Jessica. I had a bad
35:15couple of days ever lay off. She would use it to fly people over the border. I know
35:20it's teasing you. Paul. I have never gotten past being 13. Uh, invisibility. Oh,
35:27that's a good one. For all the obvious reasons. Wow. Greg. Trying to think what
35:32superpower do I not already have? Yes. Reaching on the top shelf. Yes. That's it. The
35:39ability to stretch so I can grab things and not be humiliated when I ask my wife, even
35:44though I have a stepping stool, I have a stepping stool and I still can't reach
35:48things and she will just walk over and grab it and bring it down. And I tell her,
35:52why do you put stuff up there? Like paper towels. I've seen this. And then she won't
35:56give it to you. Yes. She'll hold it over my head and I have to dance like a little
36:00dog. One more thing is up next.
36:14All right. Before we get to one more thing, tune in on Monday for five, the fives Labor
36:22Day special. It is a fun filled show. You do not want to miss. All right, Greg, start
36:26us off. All right. Tonight we got a great show at 10 PM. Guy Benson, Sherrod, small cat, Tim
36:31tires. That's tonight at 10. Tyrus has a really neat announcement to make. All right, let's
36:35do this. Greg, sexy elephant news. You know what I want to see? A pair of Asians. Check
36:43out this pair right here. These are some Asian elephants, Brazos and Travis at the Fort Worth
36:50Zoo. Check out the junk in that trunk. You know, they like to play. They like to frolic
36:55in the water and sometimes they'll even bathe themselves. You know, they act like no one's
37:00watching, but secretly they get off on it. They're perverts, these elephants. Stay away
37:05from them. You'll never know what they'll do to you. All right. All right. From the zoo to
37:09the Plaza, a very special reveal of the sand sculpture in Fox Square today to celebrate
37:15Fox Weather's new logo and brand campaign for all seasons for all America. Sand artists
37:19have spent the last four days creating this four sided sculpture. It features Greg, Abraham
37:25Lincoln, the Liberty Bell, stars and stripes with the bald eagle and Fox Weather's new
37:28logo. If you're in New York City this weekend, swing by to see the sculpture. Take a photo
37:32in the oversized chair and be sure to download the Fox Weather app or stream free at foxweather.tv.
37:37Spell Sandra without sand. I love that. All right. Jessica. Okay. If I'd known we'd have
37:45time, I would have my you go girl next to you. But you go girls. Hundreds of women showed
37:51up to try out for the women's professional baseball league in Washington. The tryouts
37:54were held in partnership with the Washington Nationals and were the first trials in more
37:58than 80 years since women played professionally during World War Two. League of their own.
38:01One of my favorite movies. Trailblazing New League is set to make its debut in May.
38:05Greg will be a season ticket holder. Are they going to immediately go on strike so they get
38:11paid the same as professional male baseball players? I'll go back to you next week on that.
38:15I'll just do a check in. Go girls. Any one of those teams can beat them much.
38:20Don't talk about the Braves right now. Listen, this is a really cool story. Another Florida
38:24story. There was a Burmese python and part of the Venom team had to go and remove it from a
38:30tractor and trailer. This is a really unique thing for the rest of the country. In Florida,
38:35this is just a regular day. They have pythons and iguanas all over the place down there.
38:40They actually have a python roundup where you get paid to go out and kill them and bring them in.
38:46But yeah, just think about it. Go to Florida. You'll hear a bunch of people with a
38:49Long Island accent and a bunch of Burmese pythons. That's what Florida is right now.
38:54That's terrifying.
38:55They like the heat. They go in the engines for the heat. That's the rats do in New York. They go
38:59into the engines for the heat and they eat the wiring and all that. All right. Am I up there?
39:03Yes. All right. In Cape Coral Florida at 2 a.m., Kyle Mavitt got a burglary alert,
39:08leapt out of bed in his Batman onesie and went full dark night. Does this look familiar to you,
39:14Greg? Yes.
39:15He caught the guy sneaking into a neighbor's garage, grabbed him by the shirt and wrist and held him
39:19until the cops arrived. After a quick photo op with police, Batman went back to bed and joked
39:24about adding crime fighting to his contracting business. And this just in, after the photo came
39:31out, he says, I should have let that guy just rub the house. Yes. I can't believe that that photo
39:36was out there. It's cute. That's what it should be. It's a grown man wearing Batman pajamas.
39:42There's something about the story they're leaving out. Yeah. You know what it is? What? That's not his
39:47house. Let's see. He just breaks into houses and Batman. Oh, gosh. Waits on a burglar. All right.
39:54Exactly. Well, for now, we say thank you for your service. Only in Florida. And your Batman onesie.
40:00All right. So that does it for us. Great to be with you all this Friday evening. Thanks for joining
40:05us. Have a great night. Great Labor Day weekend. Hey, Sandra, have a great holiday weekend. You too,
40:08Brad. See you guys.
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