00:00The End
00:30Way back in the Stone Age, when a young man sought employment, he had much the same problems
00:44to face as our modern youth of today, for he too had to be a college graduate.
00:50I said graduate, a college graduate.
00:54And learn history, that fascinating study from Adam II, you'd be surprised, and that colossal
01:01stupendous education of the centered, beautiful, tantalizing subjects on the inside.
01:07So hurry, hurry, hurry, I want to register, to be sure, to be sure.
01:24Hmmm.
01:25One and one make three, two and one make six, if four and one make five, then five and one
01:47Five and one makes seven.
01:50If you want to be well-bred, you must go through college.
01:55If you want to make some dough, you must get some knowledge.
02:00One and one make two.
02:03Two and one make three.
02:05If three and one make four, then four and one makes 11.
02:13One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
02:17Ten.
02:19And so, after many years of research, see,
02:22revelates the temperature of the Havasipasipas, see?
02:25Now, this causes the centimores to pothosite the forcemate, see?
02:28And through the process of Phileas Havasipasipas Iverson's readers,
02:31it is unanimously agreed that the Earth is round.
02:35Now, my boy, what is the shape of the Earth?
02:40What is the shape of the Earth?
02:47It's flat.
02:49It's round.
02:50No, it's flat.
02:51No, it's round.
02:51It's flat.
02:52It's round.
02:53It's round.
02:54Flat, round, flat, round.
02:55Students!
02:56It's a hat!
02:57It's round!
02:58It's square.
02:59Now, we all know that the name of the first man was Adam, but...
03:02What was Eve's name?
03:03It's round.
03:04It's round.
03:04No, it's round.
03:05It's flat.
03:06It's round.
03:07Flat, round, flat, round.
03:09Students!
03:11It is a hat!
03:14It's round!
03:14It's square.
03:15Now, we all know that the name of the first man was Adam,
03:21Now, we all know that the name of the first man was Adam, but, haha, what was Eve's name?
03:32Let me see, let me see. Eve's name was her, um, uh...
03:45Was it her, uh, Louise?
03:48No, no.
03:51Uh, uh, well, uh, uh, was it Molly?
03:56No, no, no.
04:00Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, no, wouldn't be that, no.
04:09You'll get it, eventually.
04:15Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, no, wouldn't be that, no.
04:20You'll get it, eventually.
04:24Uh, was it, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh...
04:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
04:34It, uh, uh, wouldn't be Hattie Lamar, would it?
04:38Oh, no!
04:43Students! Eve!
04:47That's right! You're right!
04:49How much is one and one?
04:53Uh, seven!
04:55Now, look!
04:58How much is one rabbit and one rabbit?
05:01Come, come! How much is one rabbit and one rabbit?
05:04Seven hundred and seventy-seven rabbits.
05:07Oh!
05:09That's right! You're right!
05:11Now, come, come!
05:12Come, come! How much is one rabbit and one rabbit?
05:15Seven hundred and seventy-seven rabbits.
05:177, rabbits.
05:32That's right.
05:34You're right.
05:39A diploma.
05:41After many years of assiduous perseverance,
05:43the job is practically in the bag.
05:46Yes, my friend.
05:47In order to get a position of importance,
05:49you must be a college graduate.
05:52One and one make three.
05:54Three and one make five.
05:56Whatever goes up must come down.
05:57Six and one make nine.
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