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00:00:30THE END
00:01:00I am not interested in your problems, Agent Karloff.
00:01:09I am only interested in getting our property back
00:01:11and getting rid of their agent permanently.
00:01:30The END
00:01:40This is Banner.
00:01:44I must meet you.
00:01:47Well, I can finish up here later.
00:01:50Sure.
00:01:51When can we meet?
00:01:52Not tomorrow.
00:01:54I've got a little side trip I've got to take first.
00:01:57The next day, then?
00:01:58I could meet you Thursday night in L.A., though.
00:02:00At the Bonaventure?
00:02:01Yeah, at the Bonaventure.
00:02:02Sure.
00:02:03Okay.
00:02:04All right, Miss Karloff.
00:02:05Eight-ish?
00:02:06Eight-ish it is, then.
00:02:08Okay.
00:02:09Sorry, Ling.
00:02:12Got to go.
00:02:13But maybe we can pick this up another time, huh?
00:02:16Or even another lifetime, darling.
00:02:20Ciao.
00:02:20Bye.
00:02:20Oh, my God.
00:02:50What a waste.
00:02:55Francois, are you coming?
00:02:57Oui, monsieur.
00:02:59At least, monsieur Banner, I got my gun off.
00:03:04God, I love this job.
00:03:06I'm living on the edge
00:03:31Without a prayer in sight
00:03:34You've got me walking on a land
00:03:39In the darkest part of night
00:03:44Standing at the end
00:03:47With so much left to learn
00:03:51You know that you're my only friend
00:03:55I've got nowhere left to turn
00:03:59I'm living on the end
00:04:04Standing all alone
00:04:07I'm walking on a land
00:04:12With nowhere left to go
00:04:15But one day I'll be free
00:04:19And I'll step down off the ledge
00:04:24Until it's over
00:04:26I'll be living on the end
00:04:34When I'm alone with you
00:04:40The world becomes so clear
00:04:44But then the moments are so few
00:04:48When I can have you near me
00:04:53So much time to work
00:04:57So little time to pay
00:05:00I guess it's just my love
00:05:03I'm living on the end
00:05:05I'm living on the end
00:05:10I'm living on the edge
00:05:14I'm standing all alone
00:05:17I'm walking on a land
00:05:21With so much left to go
00:05:24And one day I'll be free
00:05:28And I'll step down off the ledge
00:05:33Until it's over
00:05:35I'll be living on the end
00:05:38I'll be living on the end
00:05:42When it's over
00:05:46When it's over
00:05:47Truly over
00:05:50I'll be waiting for you
00:05:56When it's over
00:06:04Truly over
00:06:06I'll be here
00:06:08With you
00:06:12I'm living on the end
00:06:23I'm living on the end
00:06:25I'm standing all alone
00:06:28I'm walking on a land
00:06:31With so much left to go
00:06:33With so much left to go
00:06:36But one day I'll be free
00:06:39And I'll step down off the ledge
00:06:44Until it's over
00:06:47I'll be living on the end
00:06:51Where the hell is that unreliable son of a bitch?
00:07:04How come you can be on time and he can't?
00:07:06He's here, sir.
00:07:06I saw him in his quarters last night.
00:07:08I'll bet you did.
00:07:09I thought you two were through again.
00:07:11Listen, why don't you just give this to him?
00:07:12I'm sick and tired of sitting around
00:07:14waiting for the great Mr. Banner.
00:07:16You called?
00:07:20Well, hi-o.
00:07:21What the hell is she doing here?
00:07:25Well, why don't you just think of me
00:07:27as your report card, Python?
00:07:29No, Mr. E counts on me
00:07:31to protect the special interests
00:07:33of these special operations.
00:07:35You're doing a swell job, Chesley.
00:07:37Just what I need, a goddamn watchdog.
00:07:43Just keep it up, Python.
00:07:47And you're a dead man.
00:07:51You know, Python, it's really good
00:07:54to see our two agencies working together again.
00:07:58On this mission hotshot,
00:08:00you're working for me.
00:08:01Oh, is that a fact, Colonel?
00:08:03As long as I outrank you, it is.
00:08:05Gentlemen, I believe we have a job to do.
00:08:09All right, just run it down, Python.
00:08:11It's pretty cut and dry, Sonny.
00:08:14But if you need me to explain it to you,
00:08:16you've got to go someplace you're not supposed to be
00:08:18to take out a radar installation
00:08:20that's not supposed to exist.
00:08:21And there's one more thing, super spy.
00:08:25I want you to remember
00:08:26that it's because of you
00:08:27I lost my legs
00:08:28in the interest of interagency cooperation.
00:08:32Now, you get the hell out of here
00:08:35before I really get mad.
00:08:37And I want you to check with me
00:08:38every step of the way.
00:08:41And if you need backup,
00:08:43I'm your contact.
00:08:44You understand, trust me.
00:09:02Go, go, go, go!
00:09:32Okay, Banner, it looks like the camp is just a half a mile to the east.
00:09:53We might as well take it down.
00:09:56Hey, did you get a good look at that radar unit?
00:09:58Yeah, yeah, there's only a couple of guys around.
00:10:00It looks like a piece of cake.
00:10:02Well, hell, Jake, let's go get a piece.
00:10:04Oh, please, Banner.
00:10:06Okay, let's go get a piece of cake.
00:10:08Okay, let's go get a piece of cake.
00:10:10Okay, let's go get a piece of cake.
00:10:13Okay, let's go get a piece of cake.
00:10:15Okay, let's go get a piece of cake.
00:10:17Okay, let's go get a piece of cake.
00:10:20Okay, let's go get a piece of cake.
00:10:25Oh, my God.
00:10:55Oh, Jacqueline, give me your .38, would you?
00:11:05What?
00:11:07Just a little extra protection for me.
00:11:13Daddy Yankee?
00:11:17Buenos dias, senorita.
00:11:21Come on, Banner.
00:11:22Let's blow this pop stand.
00:11:24This?
00:11:25I'm sure our comrades are going to bang on this one.
00:11:27Here, take an end to this, will you?
00:11:28Well, maybe I'm sure the point is that you can do it or that the wind will be going.
00:11:32There isn't plenty of times we're going to go on.
00:11:34I'll have you on the board.
00:11:35I don't see any particular supplies we're going to go home or요.
00:11:38Well, the referent quickly
00:11:51To be continued...
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00:12:51I don't know.
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00:14:21I don't know.
00:14:51I don't know.
00:14:53I don't know.
00:14:55I don't know.
00:14:57I don't know.
00:14:59You got him spotted yet?
00:15:01No.
00:15:03No sign of him yet.
00:15:05I don't know.
00:15:07I don't know.
00:15:11I don't know.
00:15:17I don't know.
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00:15:41I don't know.
00:15:43I don't know.
00:15:45Let's take a night, Gracie.
00:16:15Black Panther, Black Panther, what's the status of our man?
00:16:40Banner's made it into the compound where the Cubans are storing that, uh, JVQ radar jamming unit.
00:16:47Thank God for small miracles.
00:16:49You were right.
00:16:51It is compact.
00:16:53Maybe even mobile.
00:16:55Could be a very serious threat.
00:16:57The only serious threat out there is that son-of-a-bitch Banner.
00:17:03All right, just stick to the script and get the job done.
00:17:07Yes, sir, whatever it takes.
00:17:08Just as planned.
00:17:10All right, let's go.
00:17:40All right, let's go.
00:18:10Stephen, holy...
00:18:30Oh, shit.
00:18:52Stratvich, he broke banner, my friend.
00:18:54It's been a long time.
00:18:56Too long.
00:18:58Too bad.
00:19:00Short.
00:19:04American pig.
00:19:06What the hell is he?
00:19:08Two now.
00:19:10Jeez.
00:19:11Lieutenant.
00:19:12Yes, sir.
00:19:13I take it there's a problem.
00:19:14Yes.
00:19:15We might need some backup.
00:19:16I figured you as much.
00:19:17What's your position?
00:19:18Banner's coordinates, they're, um,
00:19:21457.7 latitude,
00:19:2452.8 longitude.
00:19:26He's got about 30 seconds, sir, to make a splash, or should I say a bang?
00:19:31All right.
00:19:32Just get on with it.
00:19:33Play it safe and cover your ass.
00:19:34Get out of there with or without Banner.
00:19:37Yes, sir.
00:19:38Yes, I know the drill.
00:19:39Jacqueline.
00:19:40Yes.
00:19:41I hope he doesn't forget what he came there for.
00:19:44Yes, I'm sure he'll take the jamming unit out.
00:19:46He can take care of himself, sir.
00:19:48Yeah.
00:19:49If I know him, he'll probably take himself out with it.
00:19:52And don't worry about the backup.
00:19:54It's on its way.
00:19:55Out.
00:20:06Yeah, this is Python.
00:20:08Give me the Pentagon.
00:20:09What?
00:20:10I'm surprised that your government can't do better than this.
00:20:15You know, with the budget cuts that our government's doing, I mean, it just makes our job a little harder.
00:20:28Ah!
00:20:37Nice.
00:20:38Nice.
00:20:39You know, General, time flies when you're having fun, doesn't it?
00:20:44It's not short.
00:20:45Give me that, General.
00:20:47Stick it where the sun don't shine.
00:20:54Come on, get out of there, Steve and James Banner.
00:20:57Okay?
00:21:01You are full of Helpers.
00:21:02Stay down, you, General.
00:21:09Come on!
00:21:10ī
00:21:27Yes!
00:21:27No lo siento!
00:21:30Fire!
00:21:30Fire!
00:21:31Fire!
00:21:32Fire!
00:21:35Fire!
00:21:36Fire!
00:21:38No lo siento!
00:21:38Yes, sir!
00:21:47Schalte, fire!
00:21:48Trailer of the people!
00:21:50Manda, manda!
00:21:51Fire!
00:21:52Fire!
00:21:52Fire!
00:21:57You can't stop the whole thing, but I know it's not the same.
00:22:02You can't stop it.
00:22:03You can't stop it.
00:22:04No!
00:22:05No, I'm not going to stop it!
00:22:08No!
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00:22:26Let's go.
00:22:56I wonder why I am so fired.
00:23:26Code 5, Code 4, come in. Can you read?
00:23:46I'm a little busy right now.
00:23:48I'm sorry. I lost your visual. Can you make it to the plate?
00:23:52Roger. I'm almost there. You better be too, Jack.
00:23:54I'll stop you.
00:24:24This is Code 5. Code 5. Jacqueline, are you there? Come in.
00:24:29Tanner, what was that explosion?
00:24:31Is our ticket out of here?
00:24:33The plane? The plane's been hit?
00:24:36All right, listen. I radioed for some backup earlier.
00:24:40There should be a chopper at the rendezvous point. Any minute.
00:24:43Okay, on my way.
00:24:45You better be there, you son of a bitch.
00:24:49Oh, bitch.
00:25:19Come on, Jacqueline. Get the hell out of here.
00:25:21That's enormous.
00:25:22Ow!
00:25:23Ah!
00:25:24Ah!
00:25:25Hey!
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00:26:19Oh, Steven... Jacket.
00:26:34Bravo, Leader. This is Code 5, Commander. Do you have copy?
00:26:3823, base 3.
00:26:40All right. The target is permanently disabled.
00:26:43I repeat, permanently disabled.
00:26:46Take your troops to the pre-designated coordinates
00:26:49and destroy the remains of the camp.
00:26:51Do you understand, Bravo, Leader?
00:26:55Good.
00:26:59Goddammit, Banner! Nobody touches that camp.
00:27:02Do you copy, Bravo, Leader?
00:27:05Banner, what frequency are you on?
00:27:08Switching to frequency 1.25 X-ray.
00:27:13Charlie Company, Team Leader. Are you in position?
00:27:16Banner!
00:27:18Can anybody hear me?
00:27:22I knew he'd do this to me.
00:27:27They're gonna have my ass for this.
00:27:29Good. But remember, this is the 1980s, guys, and not the Bay of Pigs.
00:27:33So just back up Bravo Company with some firepower and get your boys home.
00:27:37Is that understood, Charlie?
00:27:38Yes, sir, Captain. We're moving in now.
00:27:39Good luck, man.
00:27:40Out!
00:27:41Banner!
00:27:42Banner!
00:27:43Banner!
00:27:44Banner!
00:27:45Banner!
00:27:46Banner!
00:28:03Banner!
00:28:04Ratter!
00:31:04Amrad Karloff, is the meeting still on?
00:31:07Yes, sir.
00:31:08I reached Banner in Hong Kong.
00:31:11I thought this guy was raising hell in Cuba.
00:31:14That's the preliminary report.
00:31:16Let's see.
00:31:17Let's see.
00:31:18Banner.
00:31:20E-A-N-N-E-R.
00:31:25Stephen James.
00:31:28Data is coming up on the screen now.
00:31:30Oh, yes.
00:31:32Number three.
00:31:34Age 32.
00:31:36Single.
00:31:37High kill ratio.
00:31:39Very deadly man, this Banner character.
00:31:43Sir, I don't understand what's so important about the print of that Christmas film Mr. E got from us, or why we'd even want it back.
00:31:51That film's story is not just fictitious Hollywood.
00:31:55There was only one print of that film before we destroyed the negative.
00:32:01But this film documents what one of our agents, the one Mickey Schultz, did last Christmas, and what his potential is for doing more damage this year.
00:32:11That footage is real, comrade.
00:32:15Pardon me, General, but this doesn't seem to be very important from our country's point of view.
00:32:20Just get the film away from the Americans and drop it in the vault at our UN operations.
00:32:27Yes, sir.
00:32:41Ladies and gentlemen, would you please give Mr. E. your undivided attention?
00:32:59I believe you all know why you're here.
00:33:03Uh, if you will allow me, sir.
00:33:05It took a great deal of effort and interagency cooperation in order to obtain this valuable piece of blackmail.
00:33:15I have personally laid my reputation on the line.
00:33:19Now, if you will, pay close attention to what you're going to see on the screen.
00:33:33The subject had no knowledge that he was being filmed.
00:33:51Suffice it to say, this is confidential.
00:33:55I trust that nothing will go beyond this room.
00:33:58Agreed?
00:33:59Thank you, Mr. E.
00:34:01Roll film, please.
00:34:02Okay, right away.
00:34:05Thank you, Mr. Eamon.
00:34:06Thank you, Mr. Eamon.
00:34:06Thank you, Mr. Eamon.
00:34:06Thank you, Mr. Eamon.
00:34:06Thank you, Mr. Eamon.
00:34:07Thank you, Mr. Eamon.
00:34:08Thank you, Mr. Eamon.
00:34:09Thank you, Mr. Eamon.
00:34:10Thank you, Mr. Eamon.
00:34:11Thank you, Mr. Eamon.
00:34:12Thank you, Mr. Eamon.
00:34:13Thank you, Mr. Eamon.
00:34:14Thank you, Mr. Eamon.
00:34:15Thank you, Mr. Eamon.
00:34:16Thank you, Mr. Eamon.
00:34:17Thank you, Mr. Eamon.
00:34:18Thank you, Mr. Eamon.
00:34:19Thank you, Mr. Eamon.
00:34:20Thank you, Mr. Eamon.
00:34:21Thank you, Mr. Eamon.
00:34:22What is this, a joke?
00:34:43I assure you, it's not.
00:34:46And if you'll just be patient, Lieutenant,
00:34:49we'll all be able to find out just how critical this is
00:34:52to our national security.
00:34:56And I'm a cop.
00:34:57I carry a badge, a gun, and bullets,
00:35:01and a night's ticket, and handcuffs in.
00:35:04And I'm a cop.
00:35:22I'm a cop.
00:35:24I'm a populist.
00:35:32I'm a pop.
00:35:35Now, remember,
00:36:04this particular incident happened over 20 years ago the boy was just about eight years old then
00:36:12was institutionalized presumably for life
00:36:15oh
00:36:45Hmm.
00:37:15That, folks, was almost 20 years ago.
00:37:29Turn on the lights.
00:37:45What's wrong with the film?
00:37:48What are you guys doing back there?
00:37:50What?
00:37:52It appears the, uh, the rest of the film is missing, sir.
00:37:56Gone.
00:37:58Find that film today.
00:38:01Put your best man on it.
00:38:02Yes, sir.
00:38:04Consider it done.
00:38:20Steven, I'm so glad you could make dinner tonight.
00:38:24I must say, it's been a most enlightening evening.
00:38:27Why, thank you, Steven.
00:38:29And I must say, I was certainly surprised to know you were free tonight.
00:38:33The scuttlebutt around the office since you're working on a very important project.
00:38:39Sure.
00:38:40Maybe, but that's pretty much behind us now.
00:38:43Uh, tell me, Miss Karloff, how long have you been with our agency?
00:38:48And how did you know about my son?
00:38:50Oh, well, you certainly aren't inquisitive, little devil, aren't you?
00:38:54No.
00:38:55I almost feel as if you don't trust me, Steven.
00:38:58No, not at all.
00:39:00This has been a long trip back from Hong Kong.
00:39:02That's all.
00:39:03I'm just a little tired.
00:39:04Excuse me, sir.
00:39:05You may have an urgent phone call.
00:39:06Oh, God.
00:39:07Never ends.
00:39:08Banner here.
00:39:10Steven, I'm glad I found you.
00:39:12How did you, uh, I won't even ask.
00:39:16I suppose it's important, don't I?
00:39:18Mr. E is livid.
00:39:20Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:39:25You suspect, of course, a...
00:39:27Yes, a double agent.
00:39:29Uh, right, Lieutenant.
00:39:32I think the answer might be staring me right in the face.
00:39:35What?
00:39:36Never mind.
00:39:37I'll, uh, I'll explain it all later.
00:39:39Uh, where's the meet?
00:39:41At the submarine base.
00:39:42About one hour.
00:39:43Okay.
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:45Well...
00:39:46I need to eat and run, but duty does call.
00:39:51Uh, waiter, can this lovely lady have some coffee?
00:39:54Or...
00:39:55Perhaps you'd prefer, uh, black Russian.
00:40:02Again, a check!
00:40:04Give me a scotch of water straight off.
00:40:06Certainly, madam.
00:40:07Oh, and this should take care of the goddamn bill.
00:40:15How are you doing?
00:40:16Oh, and this should be.
00:40:17Oh, and this should be.
00:40:18Oh, and this should be.
00:40:19Okay.
00:40:20Oh, and this should be, this should be.
00:40:21Mr. E is livid.
00:40:22Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:40:27Oh, and this should cover...
00:40:41Oh, and this should be...
00:40:43Looking for me, Jacqueline?
00:40:51Late as usual, Banner.
00:40:53Well, don't worry.
00:40:56I've brought along some of those gizmos you guys like to play with.
00:41:01Here's your A-48 decoder.
00:41:03It'll get you into the Soviet's computer room at the U.N.
00:41:06We think the film's in the safe by the main terminal room.
00:41:09God, I love these toys.
00:41:14Knock it off. I signed for that.
00:41:17Now, here's their latest printout, cross-referenced to gain access to the main computer.
00:41:21It should open the safe.
00:41:23Hopefully, the film's still in there.
00:41:25It's with this film anyway, Jacqueline.
00:41:29Porno movies, right?
00:41:30Not likely, but Mr. E's bent on getting this back into our hands.
00:41:34Says it could be a real smoking gun for the Kremlin.
00:41:37So they haven't even told you.
00:41:39Rather high security, Jacqueline.
00:41:43Rather high priority, Banner.
00:41:47Touche.
00:41:54Miss Karloff, what is your location?
00:41:57I'm right outside our computer operations building.
00:42:00Stephen has already gone in.
00:42:03Stephen?
00:42:04Are you two that close?
00:42:07Please, General.
00:42:08If he's as good as his record, he might just bypass security, decode the safe, and get the film back into United States' hands.
00:42:19I agree.
00:42:20I suggest we bring in more manpower and...
00:42:26Yet, Karloff.
00:42:28Karloff, I don't want anyone, not even our own people, seeing that film.
00:42:34Homrad, Mickey, that kid in the film, he's now an adult, and one of our agents.
00:42:41He must be protected.
00:42:46He must be protected.
00:42:46I see no purpose in going on with this charade.
00:43:06But, in truth, he's no agent.
00:43:13He's my grandson, a psychopathic killer whose identity, if known to the rest, could prove very embarrassing to our government.
00:43:25And, definitely, the end of my career.
00:43:31But, sir, I thought that...
00:43:32Enough said, comrade.
00:43:34Just recover that film and deliver it directly to me.
00:43:39Yes, sir. Consider it done.
00:43:42End communication.
00:43:44Goodbye, Karloff.
00:43:45Goodbye, Karloff.
00:43:46Goodbye, Karloff.
00:43:47Goodbye, Karloff.
00:43:58And good luck.
00:44:14Bye, Karloff.
00:44:16Bye, Karloff.
00:44:17Bye.
00:44:18Bye, Karloff.
00:44:50Do you want to play a game?
00:45:12Uh, no, computer. I do not want to play a game.
00:45:16Oh, please enter your security code, then.
00:45:20I acknowledge your authority. Let us begin.
00:45:41By all means. I'd like to know, computer, where the movie film that was recently deposited here is being kept?
00:45:50The motion picture film is being kept in the master safe in the east part of this room.
00:45:56Good. Computer, just what is on that film that's so damn important?
00:46:05Apparently, one of our Moscow-based generals had a son who is a psychopathic killer.
00:46:13One Christmas Eve, he hacked up his mother and his father.
00:46:17What the hell?
00:46:23Sir?
00:46:24Uh, nothing, computer.
00:46:28Begin sequencing the combination of the airlock safe.
00:46:35The sequencing to open the master safe has been done.
00:46:39Okay. Thank you, computer.
00:46:42Only ten seconds now until you will have access to the vault.
00:46:47Continue.
00:46:51Countdown.
00:46:53Five, four, three, two, and open.
00:46:59Five, four, three, two, and open.
00:47:29Five, four, three, two, and open.
00:47:59One, one, two, and open.
00:48:03One, three, one, two, and open.
00:48:05You gotta stop.
00:48:06No!
00:48:08Oh!
00:48:09No!
00:48:10You got to play!
00:48:11Ah!
00:48:12We got to play!
00:48:13Yeah!
00:48:15Uh!
00:48:18Ah!
00:48:20Fight!
00:48:21Fight!
00:48:22Fight!
00:48:24Fight!
00:48:25Fight!
00:48:26Fight!
00:48:28Fight!
00:48:29Ah!
00:48:30Fight!
00:48:32Fight!
00:48:33Fight!
00:48:34Fight!
00:48:35You've got to shoot!
00:48:40Fight!
00:48:41Fight for your life!
00:48:44Fight!
00:48:45You've killed my lose!
00:48:47You've got to beat me up!
00:48:50Fight!
00:48:51Fight!
00:48:52For your life!
00:48:54You've got to shoot!
00:48:56I've got to shoot!
00:48:58You've got to shoot!
00:49:00Fight!
00:49:02Fight!
00:49:04Fight!
00:49:05I don't know.
00:49:35Ah, Mr. E.
00:50:03Good timing.
00:50:04Hit it, driver.
00:50:05This is Banner.
00:50:25Catch me through the aerial surveillance.
00:50:27Yeah, this is field agent Banner.
00:50:29Um, let's get this aerial surveillance on target heading south on 101.
00:50:43Can you get the target inside?
00:50:47Yep, it is a motorcycle.
00:50:50Right.
00:50:50Just keep the distance and be ready to fire if necessary.
00:50:56Faster, driver.
00:50:57There's no reason that you say.
00:51:02Answer my questions.
00:51:05Don't take me away.
00:51:07Don't take me away.
00:51:08Don't take me away.
00:51:09Don't take me away.
00:51:10Don't take me away.
00:51:11Don't take me away.
00:51:12Don't take me away.
00:51:13Don't take me away.
00:51:14Don't take me away.
00:51:15Don't take me away.
00:51:16Don't take me away.
00:51:17Don't take me away.
00:51:18Don't take me away.
00:51:19Don't take me away.
00:51:20Don't take me away.
00:51:21Don't take me away.
00:51:22Don't take me away.
00:51:23That was close.
00:51:25Will it be all right?
00:51:51No, no, hold your fire.
00:51:52I think we're okay.
00:51:55Off the screen.
00:52:04I'm good.
00:52:12That's good.
00:52:14Follow him, driver.
00:52:22I'm afraid we've lost this matter.
00:52:32Well, maybe not.
00:52:34Oh, no!
00:52:35Oh!
00:52:36Oh!
00:52:37Oh!
00:52:38Oh!
00:52:39Oh!
00:52:43Oh, and no!
00:52:44Oh!
00:52:45Oh!
00:52:46Oh!
00:52:47Oh!
00:52:48Oh, fuck, fuck!
00:52:50You know that film even here?
00:52:52Don't die, you son of a bitch!
00:52:54You, chief son of a bitch!
00:52:56That's what you get for sticking me with a check!
00:52:59Oh!
00:53:00Not so fast, Karloff.
00:53:02Ah!
00:53:04You asshole!
00:53:06Of course, now that the film is gone,
00:53:20we could say we just did our part for detente, huh?
00:53:27Ciao.
00:53:28But, Fanner, I don't know how to land this thing!
00:53:32Oh, damn you!
00:53:36It does have a nice ass, though.
00:53:51Okay.
00:53:55Yes?
00:53:58What?
00:53:59Put it on the screen!
00:54:06How close is our sub?
00:54:09And the Americans?
00:54:13Get our divers in the water!
00:54:15Now!
00:54:16I want that film!
00:54:18Oh!
00:54:21Oh!
00:54:22Oh!
00:54:34Permission to come aboard, Corporal?
00:54:35Oh, yes, sir.
00:54:36Yes, sir.
00:54:37Captain Banner.
00:54:38Mr. Corporal, ma'am.
00:54:39Nice of you to drop in like this.
00:54:41I hope you didn't, uh, dress up on my account.
00:54:44Well, gee.
00:54:46Uh, Lieutenant.
00:54:49I've been running around a lot today.
00:54:51Rush the sub, close your fence on target, ma'am.
00:54:53Thank you, Corporal.
00:54:54Come on, Steven.
00:54:55Your gear is down in the torpedo.
00:54:57This way, sir.
00:54:58Can't believe any bridge.
00:55:00Dive! Dive!
00:55:01Dive! Dive!
00:55:14I'm Scott!
00:55:17Jacqueline, just what the hell is going on with this film?
00:55:22Steven, I'll explain everything later.
00:55:24The Russians have to be stopped at any cost.
00:55:27Understood?
00:55:28Yes, yes.
00:55:29Captain, understood.
00:55:32Ma'am, yes, ma'am.
00:55:34Sorry, Steven.
00:55:35Just be careful, okay?
00:55:37Those guys are acting real serious.
00:55:59Come on, come on.
00:56:00Oh, oh, oh.
00:56:02Oh, oh, oh.
00:56:03Now and then I'm seeing...
00:56:06God, would you look at that picture.
00:56:09What year was that taken, anyway?
00:56:12Still hiding your eyes and you kind of wanting us, don't you, Steven?
00:56:17Oh, Jacqueline...
00:56:18No, I didn't trust you, but you sold it.
00:56:22Besides, I've always been able to see rights for you anyway.
00:56:26You don't pull me.
00:56:281983.
00:56:30Karma.
00:56:31What?
00:56:32Oh, the picture, remember?
00:56:34Operation Karma, I believe.
00:56:37Oh, yeah.
00:56:39Well, we sure got around, didn't we?
00:56:40Mm-hmm.
00:56:41How did I ever let myself get involved with you, Stephen?
00:56:50We can get into the rules.
00:56:51Oh, rules, rules.
00:56:53No interpersonal relationships between agents, that's...
00:56:57Well, Banner, those are the rules, you know.
00:56:59I know.
00:57:00The agency's rules, Jack.
00:57:02Why do you think they call our unit S-O-V?
00:57:06The hell of them.
00:57:07The hell of Mr. E.
00:57:08May I have this?
00:57:10Stephen!
00:57:11Oh!
00:57:12Stephen, good job!
00:57:14Oh!
00:57:15Oh!
00:57:16Oh!
00:57:16Oh!
00:57:17Oh!
00:57:17Oh!
00:57:22The locket looks really nice on you, Stephen.
00:57:25Do you really like it?
00:57:27Of course I do.
00:57:28I love it.
00:57:30They'll be my good luck charm.
00:57:31Kind of like a gold dog test.
00:57:34You know, Jack?
00:57:35Oh, that's the thanks I get for...
00:57:37You know, Jacqueline?
00:57:38I don't know why you always want to pick a fight when I've got to leave.
00:57:42Maybe it pisses me off.
00:57:44Well, I never could compete with all your women, Beth.
00:57:47Hey, there never was a contest.
00:57:51Especially me when you're done.
00:57:54Look, Stephen.
00:57:55You are what you are.
00:57:56And it feels like I'm just holding you back.
00:57:59You're just holding me, Jacqueline.
00:58:01I'm so proud of you, Stephen James, Betty.
00:58:07I've been doing all the time.
00:58:10I'm always so strong.
00:58:12Tell that to my heart, George.
00:58:15I think if the moment is breaking,
00:58:18make sure you can't come, Jacqueline.
00:58:21What?
00:58:22To New Zealand?
00:58:23I'm afraid not, babe.
00:58:25I sure won't miss you, though.
00:58:28I'll always miss you.
00:58:30Stephen, I can watch you fight, and I can watch you win,
00:58:42but I will never watch you die.
00:58:45And that is the reality of you.
00:58:47That sometimes, some place in the world,
00:58:50when you let your guard down,
00:58:52some places assassin will kill you.
00:58:54And I think I'd rather not be there for that scene,
00:58:58if you don't mind, darling.
00:59:03And I...
00:59:06This is to select air.
00:59:09That's my presentation.
00:59:10Fly switch to air.
00:59:11That's my presentation.
00:59:12Fly switch to air.
00:59:13LCP-1I.
00:59:15That announcement.
00:59:16Ship's hovering mode and missile launch.
00:59:185-Nav weapons.
00:59:19Navigation fire control.
00:59:20Transmatch set.
00:59:21Completed.
00:59:21Start at sight point.
00:59:23Also, they select training fire.
00:59:25Weapons, you have permission to fire.
00:59:27You have permission to fire, I can.
00:59:29Weapons time.
00:59:30You have permission to fire.
00:59:31Stop, telescope.
00:59:32Fire!
00:59:33I want.
00:59:34I want.
01:00:04Oh, shit!
01:00:34Let's go!
01:00:58Ooooooh!
01:01:01Awww!
01:01:04Ladies and gentlemen,
01:01:34we have at great cost
01:01:36we cover the film that Mr. E. here
01:01:38so desperately wanted. Why, thank you, Captain
01:01:40Banner. I assure you,
01:01:42sir, your efforts will not go
01:01:44unrecognized. Act of viewing it
01:01:46though, sir, I must say that this
01:01:48snuff movie Detective Brody obtained
01:01:50appears at first glance
01:01:52to be nothing more than one of those awful holiday
01:01:54horror movies we see in the theaters.
01:01:57But of course, as all of us know
01:01:58in this room, the murders are real.
01:02:01Certainly, it does reveal
01:02:02the identity of a very sick little boy
01:02:04and mainly that the
01:02:06killer is the grandson
01:02:07of one of Russia's most premier generals.
01:02:11A very damaging
01:02:12piece of blackmail.
01:02:14But if you want my opinion, Mr. E.,
01:02:16and I'm sure that you do,
01:02:18I think in the spirit of glasnost
01:02:19and the friendship that we're now experiencing
01:02:22between our two countries, you should
01:02:24destroy this little film and put our agency
01:02:26to better use next time.
01:02:27That's enough, Captain.
01:02:29Banner, that's just not your call.
01:02:31All right, well, if you'll excuse me,
01:02:33I do have a plane to catch.
01:02:35Oh, and I hope you're amused
01:02:37at this clever little piece of satire.
01:02:39But think hard about what you're
01:02:41going to do with this film.
01:02:43It was up to me.
01:02:44Quite frankly, I would burn it.
01:02:48Good day, gentlemen,
01:02:49ladies,
01:02:50detective,
01:02:51Mr. E.,
01:02:53enjoy.
01:02:57If you all remember,
01:03:00in the opening segment of this film,
01:03:02the young boy had just killed his mother
01:03:04and her lover.
01:03:07And that was in 1965.
01:03:10A detective Brody here
01:03:11had put him away.
01:03:13In the next portion,
01:03:14you'll see that young Mickey
01:03:15is back in action.
01:03:17Only now he's quite grown up.
01:03:21And very,
01:03:22very deadly.
01:03:24just roll the film,
01:03:27Brody.
01:03:27Hi, Janie.
01:03:48You're just in time.
01:03:51Bobby's over here.
01:03:53Look, Bobby,
01:03:54Janie's here.
01:03:55I know.
01:03:56Hi, Bobby.
01:03:56Hi.
01:03:58Gosh, Mrs. Brown,
01:03:59what a beautiful tree.
01:04:00This year looks like Christmas in here.
01:04:02Thanks, Janie.
01:04:03Look,
01:04:04here's 20 bucks for pizza
01:04:05in case you get hungry.
01:04:07That should cover a tip, too.
01:04:09I'll be out real late tonight
01:04:10and see that he doesn't get
01:04:12into his presents, okay?
01:04:14I know.
01:04:15No problem, Mrs. Brown.
01:04:16Bobby and I will be just fine.
01:04:18Bobby, now don't make a mess.
01:04:20I just had the place cleaned.
01:04:21I know.
01:04:23Ciao, everyone.
01:04:23Come on.
01:04:28Ah!
01:04:29Woo!
01:04:29Sorry!
01:04:30Sorry!
01:04:34No, baby.
01:04:35Oh, God!
01:04:41Stop!
01:04:41Stop!
01:04:42I think I got it.
01:04:43I don't know.
01:04:44I don't know.
01:04:44Relax. Don't get so burnt out of shape.
01:04:52No, I just love you so much.
01:04:54They said that he wasn't even you.
01:04:56Sure, just when I thought it was safe to come back into this apartment.
01:04:59Yeah, I hear you say this.
01:05:01I'm sure you did.
01:05:03I had this really freaky dream about this big red moon,
01:05:06and it was just bleeding all over me.
01:05:08It was so gross.
01:05:10You know, I get crazy when there's a phone.
01:05:12I got it. I got a word that's just going to kill you.
01:05:20Oh, yeah? Try it.
01:05:22How do you spell fornicate?
01:05:24Fornicate? That's easy.
01:05:26F, you got that?
01:05:28O, U, Q.
01:05:33Botania, let's sleep here.
01:05:36Shh, Bobby.
01:05:37Now you just close your eyes and get some rest.
01:05:40I'll try to get these people out of here as soon as I can.
01:05:43Remember, Santa's coming tonight.
01:05:45I do.
01:05:46As strange and amusing as this might appear,
01:05:54keep in mind that every murder you see on this film is real.
01:05:58Rumors have it that a series of so-called snuff films were made
01:06:02using easily manipulated mental patients to commit actual murders.
01:06:07This particular film our experts have documented is absolutely authentic.
01:06:14And more important, the identity of this killer is what is of interest to us.
01:06:21Great interest.
01:06:23Any chance of us are the same as this killer?
01:06:26Yes.
01:06:27Great interest.
01:06:28What are you doing?
01:06:29Let's see.
01:06:29Great interest.
01:06:30What are you doing?
01:06:32You're doing the same thing?
01:06:35You're doing the same thing.
01:06:37It's a big thing.
01:06:38You're doing the same thing.
01:06:39You're doing the same thing.
01:06:41You're doing the same thing for every while you are doing so-called hockey,
01:06:44and you're doing it.
01:06:44I could feel it's a big thing.
01:06:45It's the same thing for you.
01:06:47That's great to see.
01:06:48Figures.
01:06:52Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:06:53Look at those guys here.
01:06:55I think they're saying flash.
01:06:56They're saying flash.
01:06:57They're saying flash.
01:06:58I don't know.
01:06:59That's it.
01:07:00Let me start off with you two.
01:07:02Figures.
01:07:18There we go.
01:07:37Lizzie, who is there?
01:07:41No, no, no.
01:08:02Attention.
01:08:03Attention all units.
01:08:05This is an all points bulletin for a heavyset man reportedly dressed in a red suit.
01:08:10Black boots, white beard, and possibly armed.
01:08:14And eight tiny reindeer.
01:08:16A suspect escaped tonight from Sunnydale Sanitarium.
01:08:20His name is Mickey Schultz.
01:08:23His alias, get this gag, is Kris Kringle.
01:08:27So he's back in town, huh?
01:08:30A real nut.
01:08:33You know what, Anderson?
01:08:35What, Brody?
01:08:37About 20 years ago, he killed his mother and his old man with a butcher knife on Christmas Eve.
01:08:45I never saw so much blood in my life, and I'll never forget it either.
01:08:50Watch it, Brody.
01:08:51A red light.
01:08:52Fuck him.
01:08:53I'm a cop.
01:08:55Anyway, we went in, and we found the two of them laying there, cacked up like a side of beef.
01:09:03And that little monster's standing there with a knife in his hands.
01:09:08My partner, Kelly, he started puking.
01:09:11He started puking his guts out all over the place.
01:09:14Uh, excuse me, Brody.
01:09:16I think we should acknowledge that APB.
01:09:19Don't worry about it, Anderson.
01:09:21I got my own way of finding this one.
01:09:24One looking to his dead black eyes, and I'll know him.
01:09:30He's a stone nut.
01:09:32Ever since he saw his mama kissing Santa Claus, he's been crazy ever since.
01:09:37You know what, Anderson?
01:09:39When the doctors examined the kid's head, they found dog shit for brains.
01:09:45Thank you, detective, for that illuminating and tasteful description of the murder.
01:09:52Shall we proceed?
01:09:54The next brutal murder takes place here.
01:09:57Hey, man, what's going on?
01:10:10Shoot, I'll check it.
01:10:13I gotta do everything myself.
01:10:27Holly, w
01:10:46It's good.
01:10:47Beautiful.
01:10:51Close, close, close.
01:10:54Be good.
01:10:56Well, I guess that's graphic enough
01:11:20to give us the general idea.
01:11:23Obviously, our murderer is quite mad.
01:11:26And he continues killing
01:11:27until there's only one girl left.
01:11:38Mmm. Want some?
01:11:40Mmm, yeah.
01:11:42Oh, in a minute, I gotta pee.
01:11:45Hey, watch your mouth.
01:11:46You're gonna have to learn how to talk more like a lady.
01:11:56Hey, Sherry, get a load of this.
01:12:06Fire out.
01:12:08Oh, my baby does it.
01:12:18Okay.
01:12:21Splish splash.
01:12:22On your own.
01:12:36Are you looking?
01:12:36John, what's all the racket going on?
01:13:01Oh, the tub.
01:13:06Oh, the tub.
01:13:36Billy, did you hear that?
01:13:39Oh, it's probably just Sherry.
01:13:41She's a moaner.
01:13:42Yeah, how would you know?
01:13:45Billy, hurry.
01:13:46I think you better go see what's wrong.
01:13:47No way, Jose.
01:13:49Please.
01:13:56I better call the police.
01:13:57Oh, my God.
01:14:09Oh, my God.
01:14:23The phone's dead.
01:14:26So am I.
01:14:32I'll just fast forward this to get to the end.
01:14:34Now, the point is, is that these murders are real, and the cycle they use to commit them
01:14:44is none other than the grandson of General Alexey Grossoff of the USSR secret police.
01:14:52And he knows that we know all about it and won't hesitate to use it against him.
01:15:00Oh, my God.
01:15:03Oh, my God.
01:15:15Oh, my God.
01:15:17Oh, my God.
01:15:26Oh, my God.
01:15:56It's okay, miss.
01:16:18Brody's in charge now.
01:16:20Oh, no, you're not, detective.
01:16:22As a matter of fact, with this film in the hands of SOB, we are very clearly in charge.
01:16:32It is our intention to leak the information to the KGB and let them take care of their own.
01:16:39It keeps our hands clean of all that messy business and gets rid of an adversary at the same time.
01:16:47Now you know why it was so important to obtain this evidence.
01:16:56Right, Mr. E. Now you know, and soon the whole world will know that my grandson grew up to be a very sick man.
01:17:15The last part is, he's still out there.
01:17:22Okay.
01:17:24Okay.
01:17:24Okay.
01:17:27Okay.
01:17:29Okay.
01:17:31I don't know.
01:18:01You're really very good, Stephen James, Banner.
01:18:04You know, having this picnic was a great idea.
01:18:07Well, I'm just full of great ideas, Fanchella.
01:18:10Such as mine?
01:18:11Such as a little more champagne.
01:18:13Please, that crazy story you were telling me about that Mickey character, is it really true?
01:18:19Ah, classified, darling.
01:18:21In fact, I really shouldn't say no more about it.
01:18:24What if he was still alive?
01:18:26Wouldn't you be in danger?
01:18:27I mean, you were responsible for his cop of death.
01:18:30Well, I suppose I do have to take that chance, don't I?
01:18:35Get down, Fanchella.
01:18:37Jesus.
01:18:41Fanchella, it's only...
01:18:45Jack on.
01:18:46Just saving your ass again.
01:18:48And it is such a nice ass, Stephen.
01:18:50That little Fanchella of yours just happens to be working at the Soviet embassy down here at the islands.
01:18:57I thought you'd be back in Washington by now, Lieutenant.
01:19:00Stephen, work is in everything, you know.
01:19:03People do change.
01:19:05Stephen, it's so good to see you again.
01:19:20But, darling, I thought you and me, this wasn't supposed to happen.
01:19:23Oh, shut up and kiss me.
01:19:25I thought that was my love, you guys.
01:19:28Oh, say love me.
01:19:30Living on the edge
01:19:34Without a prayer in sight
01:19:37You've got me walking on a ledge
01:19:42In the darkest part of night
01:19:47Standing at the edge
01:19:51With so much laughter
01:19:53Turn in the wind
01:19:55You're welcome
01:19:56And I know in cock
01:20:00You're now in heaven
01:20:01And I know in heaven
01:20:03You've got me playing
01:20:04You've got me walking on differently
01:20:06You'r like it
01:20:06In the midst
01:20:07vest
01:20:08Of that
01:20:09Between the people
01:20:09From the services
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