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00:03:58Mentega abis.
00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:11Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:13Buat story Bu update.
00:04:16Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag, subreminder.
00:04:24Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:27Sayangnya, dalam kasusku,
00:04:28sayangnya dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayangnya...
00:04:42Sayang, can I see the car in my car?
00:04:52Where did you find the car in my car?
00:04:54Did you find it?
00:04:55I didn't see it.
00:04:57It's late.
00:04:59It's late in the morning.
00:05:01What are you doing with me?
00:05:03There's a meeting for driving.
00:05:05So it's not the same?
00:05:06It's not the same.
00:05:08You go to the hotel, right?
00:05:10How do you find the car?
00:05:12You're not the same.
00:05:16Yanni?
00:05:17Yann, please Yann.
00:05:19Ah, this is a copy.
00:05:22Do you want to find the car in my car?
00:05:24Yes, I will use the car in my car.
00:05:26I will use the car with my car.
00:05:28And now please, take the car in my car.
00:05:30Yes, you are the best.
00:05:32Are you helping the car?
00:05:34I can't help.
00:05:35I can't help.
00:05:36Shit.
00:05:37Hehehe.
00:05:38Hehehe.
00:05:39Hehehe.
00:05:40Hehehe.
00:05:41Hehehe.
00:05:42Hehehe.
00:05:43Hehehe.
00:05:44Hehehe.
00:05:45Hehehe.
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:47Yaudah, nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:49Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Yah, ikut rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:55Bye.
00:05:573, 2, 1.
00:06:03Ok.
00:06:04Si, cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye.
00:06:08Bye.
00:06:09Hello Ibu, Ibu, aku tuh siangan kan ke pasarnya, jadinya tadi, nih lihat, sayurnya layu-layu begini loh bu,
00:06:36cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang, ah sebel deh, ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:43Bu Bu, are you okay? Ini kok tehnya cuma air doang bu?
00:06:54Oh ya boleh, aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:57Ibu kenapa sih? Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh bu?
00:07:05Liatan ya? Iya.
00:07:08Ah, gini deh bu, mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana bu?
00:07:14Ya, biar chill gitu ya bu ya.
00:07:18Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya ya, saya yang kesana.
00:07:24Siap ya bu?
00:07:26Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:34Ih, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:37Waduh, waduh.
00:07:39Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:41Gitu dong, cantik amat sih bu.
00:07:45Bu?
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:48Ini nih kalau di kampung saya udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh bu.
00:07:53Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:55Ya soalnya kan kalau istrinya ya modelannya kayak saya gini bu.
00:08:00Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar belum sih mbak?
00:08:07Aduh, ibu aku kenanya deh.
00:08:10Udah lah bu.
00:08:12Mas Bambang.
00:08:14Itu loh bu, yang kerja di kementerian itu loh bu.
00:08:19Jadi kementerian?
00:08:20Eh, maksud saya kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:25Eh, driver.
00:08:28Apa?
00:08:29Driver.
00:08:30Hah, gimana?
00:08:31Super bu, super.
00:08:33Lampung ke driver.
00:08:34Driver.
00:08:35Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:37Yang rumahnya di ujung sana deket tukang sate itu lah bu.
00:08:40Oh di sini?
00:08:41Iya.
00:08:42Oh kamu kerja dua bulan di sini udah dapet pacar.
00:08:47Gercep lah bu, daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan bu.
00:08:53Bagus lah.
00:08:54Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:57Amin.
00:08:58Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:01Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:03Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatelan.
00:09:07Amin.
00:09:10Siap.
00:09:13Terus ibu mau apa lagi bu?
00:09:15Gak, gak usah aku mau pergi cek toko aku titip rumah ya.
00:09:18Eh tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:20Belum ketemu bu.
00:09:21Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:22Bubu terakhir dong bu.
00:09:23Dadah dong bu.
00:09:24Boskiu, Boskiu.
00:09:28Boskiu cakep.
00:09:29Boskiu cakep hashtag.
00:09:31CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 00.
00:09:38Lolo.
00:09:39Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:43Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:47Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:50Ya lo denger gak presiden ngomong apa?
00:09:53Takutnya ekonominya koles bro.
00:09:57Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:09:58Angkat dong angkat.
00:09:59Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh pak.
00:10:00Tolong bukain pintunya ya pak.
00:10:02Pak.
00:10:03Tolong bukain pintunya ya pak.
00:10:04Pak.
00:10:05Apa?
00:10:06Apa?
00:10:07Itu ibu pak.
00:10:08Bukain pintunya dong pak.
00:10:09Yang gaji saya pak kamu ya?
00:10:12Iya, iya ya pak.
00:10:13Hiya ya pak.
00:10:14Apa?
00:10:15Apa?
00:10:16Apa?
00:10:17Apa?
00:10:18Ito ibu pak.
00:10:19Bukain pintunya dong pak.
00:10:20Yang gaji saya pak kamu ya?
00:10:21Iya ya.
00:10:23Iya ya pak.
00:10:24Maaf.
00:10:29Maaf.
00:10:30Maaf.
00:10:31Maaf.
00:10:32Maaf.
00:10:33Maaf.
00:10:34Buka ibu.
00:10:35Maaf.
00:10:36Buka ibu.
00:10:41Sayang, do you want to do it?
00:10:48Gila sih, I have a lot of work.
00:10:54Tuh, come back to me.
00:10:57Yuk, ayo!
00:10:59Tell to her if she wants to meet with a person,
00:11:02model hotel, so in the car.
00:11:04Merahan.
00:11:05Eh, yuk!
00:11:07Why is this?
00:11:09Kali ini aku mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:15Apalagi sih alasan kamu tuh mau apalagi, Broto?
00:11:18Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:21Kamu kan tahu perjalan aku apa?
00:11:23Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:25Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:29Semel kantor.
00:11:31Baca.
00:11:33Baca!
00:11:35Anya!
00:11:37Cuma perek kot-kotkan yang nama Instagramnya
00:11:39biar gak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:41Leci!
00:11:49Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:51Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:55Serius?
00:11:57Beneran!
00:12:04Beneran?
00:12:05Ya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:09Kamu malah ngambak sekarang.
00:12:11Makasih!
00:12:26Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu yuk?
00:12:28Aku gak bodoh ya Broto.
00:12:30Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah yuk.
00:12:32Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:34Ayo!
00:12:35Masjadak!
00:12:39Yuk!
00:12:40Udah dong!
00:12:41Eh!
00:12:42Lepas!
00:12:43Lepas!
00:12:44Yuk!
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu.
00:12:46Kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:49Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:51Ngomong baik-baik!
00:12:53Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekarang.
00:12:56Ngomong-ngomong baik-baik!
00:12:57Ngomong-ngomong baik-baik!
00:12:59Oh kipadaku gak aku salah.
00:13:01Tuh semuanya aku kayak gimana?
00:13:02Kamu aku sama..
00:13:03Yuk!
00:13:04Yuk!
00:13:05Yuk!
00:13:06Yuk!
00:13:07Yuk!
00:13:08Itu dong sayang-sayang matuk.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya ya Sayang?
00:13:11Lepas ya!
00:13:13Berapa?
00:13:14Lepas ya!
00:13:15Benci selamu!
00:13:16Lepas ya!
00:13:17Aku benci selamu!
00:13:18Hahaha..
00:13:23Hahaha..
00:13:25I don't care about you, brother.
00:13:44I'm just going to hold on this because I love you.
00:13:50I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do
00:14:11Happy birthday to you
00:14:15Happy birthday to you
00:14:20Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday Ibu
00:14:27Love you, I love you
00:14:30I wish
00:14:32Kalau emang hanya yang kamu cari, curah
00:14:38Aku rewan
00:14:41Jangan sampai pernah sakit yang perasaan
00:14:54Assalamualaikum
00:14:56Waalaikumsalam
00:14:58Ibu
00:15:00Ayo
00:15:03Penanggung
00:15:05Aku juga
00:15:07Ibu kok tiba-tiba ke sini
00:15:11Iya kok gak bilang apa ya
00:15:14Ibu tuh tiba-tiba keingin sama kalian
00:15:17Terus ibu pikir
00:15:19Ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak
00:15:21Kalian gak kangen sama ibu?
00:15:24Gimana sih
00:15:26How are you?
00:15:28I don't care about it.
00:15:30Oh, I don't care.
00:15:32Why are you so sick?
00:15:36Oh, I don't care.
00:15:38It's not good.
00:15:40It's not good.
00:15:42You just want to take care of it.
00:15:44I'll take care of it.
00:15:46If you like, please, I'll take care of it.
00:15:50I'll take care of it.
00:15:52I'm so sick.
00:15:54I'm so sick.
00:15:56Ija?
00:15:58Ija?
00:16:00Ija mana?
00:16:02Mbak Ija, 2-bulan lalu balik ke kampungnya soalnya ngurusin papainya sakit.
00:16:08Oh, Bu?
00:16:10Saya Yanni yang kerja di sini, Bu.
00:16:14Sebelumnya, kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:18Di department store, Bu.
00:16:20Yang bagian halo-halo lewat speaker gitu ya.
00:16:24Selamat datang di teman-teman.
00:16:26Bila Anda belanja hari ini, besok Anda akan mendapatkan 90%.
00:16:32Terus itu?
00:16:34Itu?
00:16:36Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:38Ini iseng aja, Bu. Aku muda ikut-ikutan teman, tapi sekarang gak usah ilang sakit lagi, Bu.
00:16:42Boleh?
00:16:44Boleh?
00:16:46Kamu?
00:16:48Kamu?
00:16:50Duduk aja, duduk-duduk.
00:16:51Seterahat dulu, capek kan pasti Mbak Yanni.
00:16:53Boleh tolong itu kopar ibu?
00:16:54Boleh, boleh.
00:16:55Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:56Iya, Pak.
00:16:57Bikinnya nanti ya?
00:16:58Biasanya ya, gak pakai gula.
00:16:59Iya, senang lagi.
00:17:04Ibu kok tumpen sendirian?
00:17:08Dimas mana?
00:17:09Korbense air sani mas mau lewat.
00:17:12Mana?
00:17:17Kok tumpennya nanti?
00:17:18Ibu?
00:17:21Ibu?
00:17:22Ibu?
00:17:25Bu?
00:17:29Halo, Bu.
00:17:30Ibu dimana sih, Bu?
00:17:33Pesan.
00:17:34Ini aku baru sampai rumah, gak dorang.
00:17:36Sepedan doang, ngeri sebentar.
00:17:42Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:43Apa ya?
00:17:45Aku gak nyampe, mau ambil teh.
00:17:48Iya, iya.
00:17:49Bentar ya.
00:17:50Iya.
00:17:51Gak bisa kamu.
00:17:52Bu?
00:17:53Ibu sepuh mau dudikin sama apa?
00:17:55Bikinin deh, Pak.
00:17:59Bapak.
00:18:00Kamu ibu kurang-kurang aku keluar dari pintu belakang sekarang juga.
00:18:03Iya, gak bisa dong.
00:18:04Itu ibunya Bapak ya?
00:18:07Iya, ibunya Bapak.
00:18:09Kalau dia nanya kamu...
00:18:10Cantik ya.
00:18:11Gak kayak Bapak.
00:18:12Maksudnya?
00:18:13Ya Bapak kan ganteng, Pak.
00:18:16Aku mau coba.
00:18:17Iya, kamu bikin aja kamu coba, Pak.
00:18:18Kenapa kamu gak ngomong sendiri?
00:18:207.
00:18:21Tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya, Bu?
00:18:24Iya, saya lagi sakit.
00:18:25Jadi setelan bahaya dirumah terus.
00:18:26Aku bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:28Waduh.
00:18:29Lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:33Saya takut loh, Bu.
00:18:36Kamu namain aku sama, Pak.
00:18:37Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:39Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:40Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:41Bu.
00:18:42Coba aja kemikiran ya.
00:18:43Bu.
00:18:44Coba aja kemikiran ya.
00:18:45Nih.
00:18:46Udah jadi tahinya, Bu.
00:18:47Gak terlalu manis.
00:18:48Karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:50Kalau Bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis sih, Pak ya.
00:18:53Iya, Bapak suka yang manis-manis.
00:18:55Saya suka yang mbak ditidurin.
00:19:05Ini gua tanya.
00:19:07Ah.
00:19:08Makasih, Bu.
00:19:12Beritanya dari tadi.
00:19:13Gak ada yang nyenakin.
00:19:16Yang virus.
00:19:17Terus.
00:19:18Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:21Tapi heran ya.
00:19:22Orang itu.
00:19:23Susah banget diatur.
00:19:25Disuruh di rumah.
00:19:26Eh, tetap ada beluta.
00:19:27Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:30Ah.
00:19:31Bener-bener orang-orang ini.
00:19:39Yuk.
00:19:41Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:43Berita tuh cuma sehari sekali.
00:19:45Ya itu, di koran pagi.
00:19:47Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:51Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:54Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:56Tapi iya tuh gimana gak ibu stres.
00:20:05Bu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:10Mau ngomong apa sih.
00:20:17Mau.
00:20:18Mau.
00:20:23Mau.
00:20:24Mau.
00:20:25Mau.
00:20:26Mau.
00:20:27Mau.
00:20:28Mau.
00:20:29Mau.
00:20:30Mau.
00:20:31Mau.
00:20:32Mau.
00:20:33Mau.
00:20:34Mau.
00:20:35Mau.
00:20:36Mau.
00:20:37Mau.
00:20:38Mau.
00:20:39Mau.
00:20:40Mau.
00:20:41Mau.
00:20:42Mau.
00:20:43Mau.
00:20:44Mau.
00:20:45Mau.
00:20:46Mau.
00:20:47Mau.
00:20:48Mau.
00:20:49Mau.
00:20:50Mau.
00:20:51Mau.
00:20:53Mau.
00:20:54Mau.
00:20:55Mau.
00:20:56Mau.
00:20:57Mau.
00:20:58Mau.
00:20:59Mau.
00:21:00Ya udah aku siapin kamar ibu dulu ya.
00:21:02Biar ibu bisa istirahat.
00:21:03Oke.
00:21:04Boleh.
00:21:14Lu.
00:21:16Kok aku tinggal sebentar gak apa-apa ya?
00:21:18Aku bantuin aja dulu.
00:21:20Ibu senang dia.
00:21:21Lihat kalian tuh sekarang gak akan besar.
00:21:23Ibu kapan dong dikasih cucu?
00:21:28Ibu kan udah pengen punya cucu.
00:21:31Lu Tiora.
00:21:32Petangga ibu itu.
00:21:34Cucunya ada yang dua.
00:21:35Ada yang lima.
00:21:36Ada yang tujuh malahan.
00:21:38Ya tapi gak tujuh juga bu.
00:21:40Itu cucu apa ternah sih?
00:21:42Gak apa-apa.
00:21:43Satu juga ibu senang kok.
00:21:45Ya udah lah.
00:21:46Kalau gitu.
00:21:48Langsung dulu ya.
00:21:50Ibu nyusulnya jangan cepat-cepat.
00:21:53Tunggu bode.
00:21:54Iya.
00:21:55Pasti.
00:21:56Abisin aja dulu.
00:21:57Iya.
00:21:58Kalau perlu.
00:21:59Ngapain.
00:22:00Nah itu.
00:22:04Udah selesai.
00:22:06Ibu capek nih.
00:22:07Mau.
00:22:08Melurusin buku.
00:22:09Iya.
00:22:10Beb.
00:22:11Emang ibu gak laper?
00:22:13Laper lah.
00:22:14Pastikan belum makan.
00:22:16Yuk.
00:22:17Soto kamu.
00:22:19Ingat kan?
00:22:20Iya.
00:22:21Mau banget.
00:22:22Mau banget soto kamu.
00:22:25Khas.
00:22:26Emang iya.
00:22:27Ya.
00:22:28Kalau begitu langsung kita siapin soto ala chef.
00:22:32Ayo.
00:22:33Ya sayang.
00:22:34Eh sayang.
00:22:35Terima kasih.
00:22:36Terima kasih.
00:22:37Terima kasih.
00:22:38Terima kasih.
00:22:39Terima kasih.
00:22:40Oke bu.
00:22:41Udah saya catat semua.
00:22:42Bahan-bahan soto ayam.
00:22:43Tapi ini ayamnya udah ada semua bu.
00:22:47Ibu gak mau paham.
00:22:51Oke siap bu.
00:22:52Bu.
00:22:53Eh bu.
00:22:54Tapi uangnya.
00:22:56Tuh.
00:22:57Udah abis.
00:22:58Abis.
00:22:59Aduh.
00:23:00Saya belum kata emang lagi.
00:23:01Kamu gak ada cash to me saya pincang.
00:23:02Gak cukup.
00:23:03Uang saya bu.
00:23:04Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:13Udah siapa saya nanya.
00:23:14Kalau gak ibu makan apa aja yang ada di kulkas.
00:23:16Tolongnya mana?
00:23:17Berapa?
00:23:18Berapa?
00:23:19Berapa?
00:23:20Berapa?
00:23:21Berapa?
00:23:22Berapa?
00:23:23Berapa?
00:23:24Berapa?
00:23:25Berapa?
00:23:26Berapa?
00:23:27Berapa?
00:23:28Yuk.
00:23:29Yuk.
00:23:30Yuk.
00:23:31Yuk.
00:23:32Kes.
00:23:33Belanja lagi.
00:23:35Soto ayam.
00:23:36Ikuti perjalananku.
00:23:38Ayu.
00:23:39Ayu.
00:23:40Aku rasanya bukan kebetulan.
00:23:44Cuma kamu pikirnya.
00:23:46Pas kamu mau pergi ibu tiba-tiba dateng.
00:23:49Mau nginep disini selama lockdown.
00:23:51Lockdown itu bukan 2-3 hari yuk.
00:23:54Bisa mingguan.
00:23:55Bulanan.
00:23:58Aku rasanya ini pertanda dari Tuhan kalau kita gak boleh cerai.
00:24:03Tuhan?
00:24:04Pertanda dari Tuhan kamu bilang?
00:24:07Iya.
00:24:08Salah Jumat 3-11 kali aja ngomongin Tuhan kamu.
00:24:11Atau kamu mentot sama aja.
00:24:13Ingat gak kamu sama Tuhan?
00:24:14Bisa.
00:24:15Bisa.
00:24:16Ayo.
00:24:17Bisa.
00:24:18Bisa.
00:24:19Sayang.
00:24:20Bisa.
00:24:21Bisa.
00:24:22Bisa.
00:24:23Bisa.
00:24:24Bisa.
00:24:25Bisa.
00:24:26Bisa.
00:24:27Bisa.
00:24:28Bisa.
00:24:29Bisa di situ.
00:24:30Yuk please deh.
00:24:32You can't go to the house.
00:24:38I have three days.
00:24:41I'll leave it to the house.
00:24:44I'll leave it to my aunt.
00:24:46I'll leave it to my aunt.
00:24:55I can't go to the house.
00:24:58No, I can't go to the house.
00:25:00There are people in the village.
00:25:02We're going to go to the house.
00:25:05Look, we're going to go to the house.
00:25:07Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:25:09Is there anything else?
00:25:11This is the governor's instructions.
00:25:13So, every house is in quarantine.
00:25:16How long is this?
00:25:18I don't know, I don't know.
00:25:20I hope it's not too long.
00:25:22Let's go, I'll go.
00:25:24What's the problem?
00:25:26How long is this?
00:25:28I have a idea.
00:25:32How long is this?
00:25:34If my husband and I go to the house,
00:25:36we're going to go to the house.
00:25:38It's too bad.
00:25:40Then, I'll go to the house.
00:25:42Then, I'll go to the house.
00:25:44Then, we'll go to the house.
00:25:46How long is this?
00:25:48How long is this?
00:25:50I think I'll go to the house.
00:25:52Mas Bambang akan berguna sekarang.
00:26:16Le, Ayu mana?
00:26:18Ya.
00:26:19Ayu.
00:26:20Ayu?
00:26:21Ayu.
00:26:22Hmm.
00:26:23Kayaknya di kamar mungkin.
00:26:25Ya udah.
00:26:26Ayu mau cari Ayu dulu.
00:26:31Kamu kenapa sih ngelamun?
00:26:32Hah?
00:26:35Ini kerjaan.
00:26:39Mas, masa sebulan nggak ketemu Mas?
00:26:42Aku nggak kuat loh.
00:26:46Ah, biarin, biarin.
00:26:48I don't want to be alone here, I want to be with Mas Bambang.
00:26:54I want to leave.
00:26:57What?
00:26:59What?
00:27:00What?
00:27:01What?
00:27:02What?
00:27:05Mas Bambang!
00:27:18What?
00:27:19What?
00:27:20What?
00:27:21What?
00:27:22What?
00:27:23What?
00:27:24What?
00:27:25What?
00:27:26What?
00:27:27What?
00:27:28What?
00:27:29What?
00:27:30What?
00:27:31What?
00:27:32What?
00:27:33What?
00:27:34What?
00:27:35Ya lagi cari tempat sepi dulu.
00:27:38Ini di rumah bikin pusing tau gak? Ibu aku tiba-tiba dateng.
00:27:41Kamu enak dong rame-rame disana.
00:27:43Aku disini sendirian aku takut.
00:27:45Kamu kesini ya sekarang please.
00:27:47Ya gak bisa dong sayang.
00:27:50Justru kamu sendirian itu aman.
00:27:52Udah kamu diam aja disitu.
00:27:54Tapi aku takut sendirian.
00:27:57Kalau misalnya nanti aku sendirian disini terus...
00:28:01Orang-orang di apartemen aku pada...
00:28:03Kena virus ini terus jadi zombie gimana?
00:28:06Anya...
00:28:07Virusnya virus flu.
00:28:09Ya?
00:28:10Bukan virus zombie.
00:28:12Jadi kalau kamu karantina diruangan sendiri itu gak apa-apa aman.
00:28:15Tapi tetep aja aku takut.
00:28:19Kamu kesini doang please.
00:28:22Oke...
00:28:24Biar kamu tenang aku mesti ngapain?
00:28:28Ngapain ya?
00:28:29Nges aku gak bisa kesitu.
00:28:30Rumah aku aja seger.
00:28:31Oh iya.
00:28:32Mendingan sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu.
00:28:37Abis itu kamu ngedance.
00:28:39Kayak kemarin itu loh.
00:28:40Eh enggak enggak enggak enggak.
00:28:42Jangan gila.
00:28:43Aduh sayang nyalain video call nya.
00:28:47Cuma dengan cara ini doang aku bisa tenang.
00:28:50Ayo.
00:28:51Makanya kamu ngedance sekarang.
00:28:53Sekarang.
00:28:54Oke?
00:28:55Oke.
00:28:56Sekarang banget nih?
00:28:57Iya.
00:28:58Ya.
00:29:05Oke.
00:29:08Ada-ada aja ya.
00:29:10Yes.
00:29:11Tidak.
00:29:21Bu-ca!
00:29:22Bu-ca!
00:29:24No need to have it at your own pace, I'm okay if you want to stay, if you want to stay, if you want to stay, eh mas, kamu gak kerja ya?
00:29:45Posto kan bilang cepet, lockdown, aku langsung naik konjek kesini, aku nunggu, eh tapi konek, aduh mas, aku nunggu, tapi konekat sih?
00:29:54Cinta nih, cinta, tanpa pengorbanan, bukanlah cinta namanya, haha
00:30:03Kind of romantic, we have a fancy little picnic, I wanna see you in a wake up, cause we can fly and then we make up
00:30:14Yes, kamu sweet banget, pasti mau minta jatuh, iya dong, kan balance, rohani, just money, guys, masuk, masuk, masuk, iya bu, iya bu, iya bu, iya bu, iya bu, ini kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:24Ngomong sendiri bu, kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown bu, sebentar ya bu, guys lockdown, ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya?
00:30:33Iya bu, iya bu, iya bu, iya bu, iya bu, iya bu, iya bu, iya bu, kan gak jadi dimasakin soto, kamu tau mau masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas, ya kasihan dia leper.
00:30:45I can tell you.
00:30:47Ibu.
00:30:49Ibu.
00:30:51Ibu can't make it so much.
00:30:53If you want to make it what you want to do,
00:30:55I will do it.
00:30:57I will see it.
00:30:59There is a cup of coffee.
00:31:01What is it?
00:31:03I mean, I can't do it.
00:31:05If you want to make it a inspiration,
00:31:09it's not easy to make it.
00:31:11You have to have a heart and knowledge
00:31:13so much knowledge
00:31:15that the food that you gave to me,
00:31:17Ibu.
00:31:19It's nice.
00:31:21But don't worry, people are hungry.
00:31:23I'm sorry.
00:31:33You leave me alone in a couple of days.
00:31:37You're like this.
00:31:39What?
00:31:41What?
00:31:43What?
00:31:45What?
00:31:47You left me in the car.
00:31:49Ibu put my car.
00:31:51And I found myself.
00:31:53Now I'm ready.
00:31:55What?
00:31:57What?
00:31:59Who has the name?
00:32:01Who has the name?
00:32:03Why do I have the name?
00:32:05I don't have the name.
00:32:07I don't want the name on my car.
00:32:09That's not my name, brother.
00:32:11You say my name?
00:32:13It's my name.
00:32:14Who's who?
00:32:15You're calling me?
00:32:17You're calling me?
00:32:18Brother.
00:32:19.
00:32:21.
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00:34:26.
00:34:27Why are you still there?
00:34:29Well, I don't know.
00:34:31I don't know how Yanni is away from the side.
00:34:33I was really excited to see Yanni.
00:34:36I'm serious.
00:34:44I want to go to where?
00:34:48I want to go to the side.
00:34:50I want to go to the side.
00:34:52I want to go to the side.
00:34:57Bu, tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Yanni.
00:35:01Itu sinyalnya death.
00:35:03Ambiar, Bu.
00:35:05Aduh, marah.
00:35:06Berjumat.
00:35:08Iya, iya.
00:35:12Mbak Yanni,
00:35:14nanti kalau misalnya ibu tanya saya di mana,
00:35:16kamu bilang aja gak tau ya.
00:35:18Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:19Siap, Bu.
00:35:21Jadi itu punya siapa?
00:35:27Kamu tuh sama perempuan mala lagi sih.
00:35:30Kalau aku kurang dari rumah,
00:35:32itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:34Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain.
00:35:36Mbak Yanni itu punya siapa?
00:35:39Nah itu.
00:35:41Bu.
00:35:47Yan.
00:35:48Telor, dede.
00:35:49Telor.
00:35:50Ibu, bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:53Yanni dantungan deh, Bu.
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:58Ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya ini, Bu.
00:36:01Yang cepet ya telor.
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah, Bu.
00:36:04Kalau kambing kan terpedo, Bu, telornya.
00:36:08Daging kambing?
00:36:09Gak ada, Bu.
00:36:11Aduh.
00:36:12Itu loh.
00:36:13Buat beroto.
00:36:14Biar macos kalau buat em-em-em.
00:36:16Em-em.
00:36:17Uye uye kali, Bu.
00:36:19Apa sih tuh ya uye?
00:36:20Uye uye tuh enak-enak gitu loh, Bu.
00:36:23Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:26Kamu tuh kalau belanja, Yan.
00:36:27Iya, Bu.
00:36:28Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:31Kambing, toge.
00:36:32Ya.
00:36:33Terus kalau buat buat ayu,
00:36:34keju sama yogurt.
00:36:36Oke.
00:36:37Ya.
00:36:38Makanya ibu udah pengen punah cucu.
00:36:40Oh ala, untuk itu.
00:36:42Yan ini paham, Bu.
00:36:43Kalau itu, Bu.
00:36:44Mendingan Yan ini kenalin aja sama temen Yan ini di kampung.
00:36:46Bisa ngobatin orang.
00:36:48Biar cepet isi loh, Bu.
00:36:49Pakai apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:51Kayak pawang hujan gitu, Bu.
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih, Bu.
00:36:55Ah.
00:36:56Gak mungkin.
00:36:57Udah lah.
00:36:58Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:00Ya.
00:37:01Siap, Bu.
00:37:02Terus kalau buat ibu ya.
00:37:03Bu.
00:37:04Ini omelet aja.
00:37:05Siap.
00:37:06Tapi, tambah susu sedikit.
00:37:07Siap, Bu.
00:37:08Ya.
00:37:09Makasih, Yan.
00:37:10Sama-sama, Ibu.
00:37:12Oh.
00:37:13Ayu mana?
00:37:14Eh.
00:37:15Dari tadi sih.
00:37:18Yan ini belum lihat ibu Ayu di mana, Bu?
00:37:21Oke.
00:37:22Oke.
00:37:23Oke.
00:37:24Oke.
00:37:25Oke.
00:37:26Oke.
00:37:27Oke.
00:37:28Oke.
00:37:29Oke.
00:37:30Oke.
00:37:31Oke.
00:37:32Oke.
00:37:33Oke.
00:37:34Oke.
00:37:35Oke.
00:37:36Oke.
00:37:37Oke.
00:37:39Oke.
00:37:40Oke.
00:37:41Oke.
00:37:42Oke.
00:37:43Oke.
00:37:44Oke.
00:37:45Oke.
00:37:46Oke.
00:37:47Oke.
00:37:48Oke.
00:37:49Oke.
00:37:50Oke.
00:37:51Oke.
00:37:52Oke.
00:37:53Oke.
00:37:54Oke.
00:37:55Oke.
00:37:56Oke.
00:37:57Oke.
00:37:58Oke.
00:37:59Oke.
00:38:00Oke.
00:38:01Oke.
00:38:02Oke.
00:38:03Oke.
00:38:04Oke.
00:38:05Oke.
00:38:06Oke.
00:38:07Oke.
00:38:08Oke.
00:38:09Oke.
00:38:10Oke.
00:38:11Oke.
00:38:12Oke.
00:38:13Oke.
00:38:14I'm sorry.
00:38:16I'm sorry.
00:38:18Oh, what's that?
00:38:20Coo!
00:38:22I'm going to change.
00:38:28It's a good.
00:38:30This is an omelet.
00:38:32Hey, I'm going to buy you.
00:38:34I'm going to buy you.
00:38:36This is a special omelet for I'm going to buy you.
00:38:40It's good.
00:38:43Let's do it.
00:38:45Let's do it.
00:38:51Hi, handsome.
00:38:53Handsome and back.
00:38:55Yuk, I'm ready.
00:38:57It's a little bit more.
00:39:01But it's the sensation.
00:39:03Come on.
00:39:05Come to Mama.
00:39:07Nggak.
00:39:09Nggak pengen.
00:39:11Kok gitu sih?
00:39:13Baru ditinggal sebentar.
00:39:15Ayolah Mas nih.
00:39:17Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih.
00:39:19Acem-acem engkau udah.
00:39:21Bosku WA barusan.
00:39:23Aduh, terus?
00:39:25Katanya.
00:39:27Ya udah.
00:39:29Kamu pulang kampung aja.
00:39:31Isolasi sendiri.
00:39:33Nanti saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya.
00:39:35Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:37Dipecat ini mah.
00:39:39Serius Mas?
00:39:41Kamu sih?
00:39:43Aduh, ngapain?
00:39:45Tadi aku dibawa masuk ke sini.
00:39:47Aku tuh cuma mau main.
00:39:49Udah dibawa masuk ke sini.
00:39:51Nggak diapapain lagi?
00:39:53Maaf dong, Mas.
00:39:57Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:59Oh iya ngaku nih.
00:40:00Nggak ada kerjaan.
00:40:01Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:04Aku pijet apa gitu deh.
00:40:06Supaya kamu enakannya.
00:40:08Krokin deh, krokin, krokin.
00:40:10Ayo.
00:40:11Yuk.
00:40:12Sini, udar bahan sama.
00:40:15Uuuuh.
00:40:17Uuuuh.
00:40:18Uuuuh.
00:40:19Lama lo aku gak liat badan kamu yang bodi banget ini.
00:40:23Mesti.
00:40:25Pasti.
00:40:27Ya.
00:40:28Tapi abis krokin.
00:40:30Ya.
00:40:34Mas.
00:40:35Gimana kalau kamu tinggal di sini aja?
00:40:39Ya.
00:40:40Enggara.
00:40:41Nanti kalau bos kamu tau, dipolisiin lo gitu.
00:40:44Alah.
00:40:45Cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja, Mas.
00:40:48Ya.
00:40:49Aman deh.
00:40:50Aman.
00:40:52Terus mandinya?
00:40:53Kalau mau berat gimana?
00:40:55Kalau mau pipis?
00:40:56Hmm.
00:40:57Kalau mandi gampang, Mas.
00:40:59Nanti mandinya malam-malam aja.
00:41:01Pas semua orang udah tidur.
00:41:03Kalau pas lagi gak ada orang, jadi aman.
00:41:06Ya.
00:41:07Bajunya gimana?
00:41:08Aku hanya bawa baju.
00:41:09Baju bapak banyak.
00:41:10Tenang.
00:41:11Hmm.
00:41:12Konek ya.
00:41:13Konek banget.
00:41:14Konek banget, bud.
00:41:15Hai banget, bud.
00:41:16That's right.
00:41:17We're back tonight.
00:41:18They need your resources.
00:41:19We need them.
00:41:20The grandparents they have, but they're all you need to know.
00:41:23They're all they need to know are over here!
00:41:26They're all over here.
00:41:27They're all over here.
00:41:29We've got some clean materials, but they're all not ready for our next day to go.
00:41:32They're all over here.
00:41:33What's up?
00:41:35I'm from the audience.
00:41:36I'm from the audience.
00:41:41I'm from the audience.
00:42:44Hei, ibu.
00:42:46Ibu bawain sarapan buat kalian.
00:42:48Terima kasih, ibu.
00:42:54Ini teh ginseng.
00:42:56Ini ada rumuan rupanya loh.
00:42:59Itu buat kejantangan kamu.
00:43:02Kalau ini ayu, ini agar.
00:43:05Itu bisa nambah kesuburan.
00:43:08Kalau rotinya, terus buat kamu.
00:43:11Makasih ya.
00:43:12Makasih, ibu.
00:43:15Posisi kalian setelah bercinta.
00:43:18Aduh, ibu.
00:43:19Nggak usah.
00:43:20Nggak usah, ibu.
00:43:22Ini serius loh.
00:43:23Kalian perhatiin ya.
00:43:30Ini tuh penting.
00:43:32Ini bukan porno.
00:43:36Ini ilmu tau.
00:43:38Kamu, kamu tuh hayu harus di bawah.
00:43:42Nah, rotonya yang di atas.
00:43:45Gitu loh.
00:43:47Hah?
00:43:48Udah.
00:43:49Bu contohin ya.
00:43:50Eh, eh, bu.
00:43:51Jangan, jangan.
00:43:52Bu, ngapain sih.
00:43:52Udah, sebentar.
00:43:54Aduh.
00:43:55Dia ngerti.
00:44:00Nih ya.
00:44:02Nah, kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:06Supaya semuanya tuh bisa berenang untuk cari telurnya ayu.
00:44:1115 menit lah.
00:44:14Dah.
00:44:16Bisa nggak?
00:44:17Bisa.
00:44:20Ayu, ayo.
00:44:21Tuh tadi ibu ajarin.
00:44:22Coba kamu dipraktekin.
00:44:24Tuh tadi ibu.
00:44:37Tuh tau.
00:44:38Kamu tuh, jangan diem aja.
00:44:41Sini-sini.
00:44:42Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:44:44Nih, deket terakhirnya.
00:44:47Ini?
00:44:48Ya.
00:44:49Soalnya gini.
00:44:51Kehangatan tangan kamu itu,
00:44:52itu menstimulasi si dedek-dedek itu
00:44:55bisa menang cepat.
00:44:57Gitu loh.
00:44:59Terus,
00:45:01kamu aja ngobrol.
00:45:04Kacak ngobrol.
00:45:07Gini?
00:45:08Iya.
00:45:09Dede.
00:45:10Halo.
00:45:12Berenang, berenang.
00:45:13Iya, iya, iya.
00:45:14Nyelam, nyelam.
00:45:15Iya.
00:45:15Abis itu kamu doa, ya.
00:45:18Nanti deh,
00:45:19ibu-ibu ayin kamu ya, doanya.
00:45:21Ya.
00:45:22Ya.
00:45:22Tau dari mana sih kayak beginian?
00:45:24Udah lah, kerjain aja.
00:45:25Ya.
00:45:26Iya, iya.
00:45:26Hmm.
00:45:28Yoh, tadi.
00:45:31Iya.
00:45:32Udah.
00:45:33Ya udah.
00:45:34Ya udah.
00:45:34Udah.
00:45:34Udah ya?
00:45:35Iya, iya.
00:45:35Diberantekin dulu sekarang.
00:45:36Masa ibu nonton di sini?
00:45:37Tuh.
00:45:38Masa sekarang?
00:45:40Iya.
00:45:40Iya, makanya ibu keluar dulu dong.
00:45:43Ya, salah.
00:45:44Ya, saya.
00:45:46Yowes.
00:45:47Iya.
00:45:47Pokoknya ibu cepat-cepat cucu ya dari kalian ya.
00:45:49Mala.
00:45:51Mala.
00:45:54Mala.
00:46:25Roto Adi Sutejo.
00:46:44Pahamah gak ada kabarnya, tiba-tiba nelfon.
00:46:47Gue tau, Nek.
00:46:49Masih lagi ada maunya, Nek.
00:46:50Lagi gak pengen bahasa-bahasa ini.
00:46:53Emang gue ada maunya.
00:46:53Gue mau nagi hutang budi lo sama gue.
00:46:56Salah budi.
00:46:57Kapan?
00:46:58Oh.
00:47:00Perlu gue ingetin nih.
00:47:01Duit-duit gue yang numpang gabusan gue.
00:47:03Ya?
00:47:03Hah?
00:47:04Tapi kan lo kebahagiaan juga gimana sih lo.
00:47:06Ya tetap aja gue hitung hutang budi itu.
00:47:09Boleh deh, Tuhan?
00:47:10Gue butuh bantuan lo nih.
00:47:11Ini serius?
00:47:12Hah?
00:47:13Bantuan apaan?
00:47:14Oke, gini.
00:47:18Bisa gak lo cekin penyanyi?
00:47:20Lo cek nomor yang sing luar masuk.
00:47:21Tepun ini.
00:47:23Lagi bingi lo?
00:47:24Iya, iya.
00:47:24Siapa lagi?
00:47:26Eh, gak balik nih.
00:47:27Kalau bingi lo yang minta tolong sama gue.
00:47:29Gue percaya.
00:47:30Teng?
00:47:32Lo bantuin gue gak sih?
00:47:33Oh, oke, oke.
00:47:35Tunggu 1-2 jam, Nek.
00:47:37Ntar gue kabarin.
00:47:38Oke.
00:48:04Yo!
00:48:08Anjing manisik.
00:48:10Ayo!
00:48:17Eh, ngapain?
00:48:20Telepon selingkuhan.
00:48:22Aku aja.
00:48:24Apa sih kamu?
00:48:33Sini!
00:48:34Kasih, bro.
00:48:35Oh, enggak lah, seperti itu.
00:48:37Situ tuh.
00:48:38Iya, kan?
00:48:39Disitu semua rahasianya, bener ya?
00:48:41Hmm?
00:48:44Kamu tuh ngomong apa?
00:48:45Hah?
00:48:47Interaktif gue, ya.
00:48:52Ton!
00:48:54Ada nomor yang sering ngubungin bingi gue, kan?
00:48:55Iya, ada.
00:48:58Ngeris.
00:49:00Berapa nomornya?
00:49:01Sini, gue telepon depan Ayu.
00:49:03Lu?
00:49:03Lagi di depan Ayu.
00:49:05Iya, biar dia denger sekalian.
00:49:07Taruh, jadi...
00:49:08Jadi kamu suruh Anton selidiki nomor aku?
00:49:11Iya?
00:49:11Iya, kenapa?
00:49:12Serius, Pak?
00:49:13Kenapa kamu takut?
00:49:13Bentar, ya, bentar.
00:49:15Hmm?
00:49:17Ini gila, sih.
00:49:20Aku udah curigil.
00:49:22Selana dalem yang kamu temuin itu bukan penyanyakan-nya.
00:49:26Tapi kamu sendiri yang harap.
00:49:27Biar kita bisa cerai.
00:49:28Aku yang salah.
00:49:29Tidak.
00:49:30Makasih kamu yang disini kok.
00:49:32Tidak.
00:49:33Kalau kamu yakin, mana buktinya?
00:49:34Ini buktinya.
00:49:35Mana buktinya?
00:49:36Ton!
00:49:37Oh, emang ada satu nomor yang cari ngotak HP ini lo.
00:49:41Nah.
00:49:41Taduh, Taduh, Taduh, tenang, tenang.
00:49:43Sabar, sabar.
00:49:44Terus?
00:49:45Nomor itu ya...
00:49:47Ya nomor dulu.
00:49:50Denger gak?
00:49:55Taduh, Taduh.
00:49:56Maksud lo gimana?
00:50:00Kok nomor gue?
00:50:00Ya iya.
00:50:01Kan lo tanya sama gue.
00:50:02Satu nomor yang sering lepon keluar masuk bimil lo.
00:50:05Ya, nomornya nomor dulu.
00:50:07Iya, gue lakinya.
00:50:08Kalau nomor gue bilang aja gak ada.
00:50:09Tadi tadi lo masuk gak...
00:50:10Jeng!
00:50:18Kamu tersampai.
00:50:21Gak lama lagi aku gak harus berurusan sama kamu.
00:50:26Mas, sayangku.
00:50:34Ma'am dulu, ma'am dulu.
00:50:35Ini mas.
00:50:38Mantap.
00:50:39Ayo.
00:50:40Itu toge.
00:50:43Gak sih keju ya?
00:50:45Biar joss.
00:50:46Makan ya.
00:50:50Ini kenapa sih?
00:50:52Gak masuk rasanya.
00:50:53Biar joss.
00:50:54Gak, gak, gak.
00:50:54Aku ini aja.
00:50:56Kenapa sih gak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kreasi Chef Yanni.
00:51:01Hmm, udah enak.
00:51:03Liatin ya.
00:51:04Kalau nanti uangku udah kekumpul, mas.
00:51:07Di kampung.
00:51:08Aku mau bikin Yanis Corner.
00:51:12Jualan mie instan sama kopi.
00:51:14Hmm, kasih laku.
00:51:15Bener, Sani tuh kamu lagi ngumpulin duit?
00:51:17Iya.
00:51:17Nah, aku tambahin duit.
00:51:21Serius?
00:51:22Eh, masa aku bohong.
00:51:24Sekarang sih, baru ada 15 jutaan, mas.
00:51:28Tapi kan modalnya 20-25 juta.
00:51:31Alah, segitu aja kok gue yang ngomong dari awal.
00:51:35Udah langsung tak transfer.
00:51:36Beneran ya.
00:51:37Iya.
00:51:38Tapi gak usah ditransfer, mas.
00:51:40Kenapa?
00:51:40Ngabung di bank itu riba.
00:51:43Akhirnya nyalainin disini.
00:51:45Ngabungan.
00:51:45Don't worry.
00:51:47Tapi begini.
00:51:50Itu kan aku ngasih duit investasi.
00:51:53Harus ada.
00:51:54Imbal baliknya.
00:51:56Duh.
00:51:57Ternah.
00:51:58Tak kasih jatah, tapi makan dulu nih togenya.
00:52:02Biar Mirin.
00:52:03Biar Jos ada perlawanan.
00:52:06Ayo, yang banyak, yang banyak.
00:52:08Anya!
00:52:09Cuma perek kos-koskan yang nama instan dalamnya biar gak ketukar sama perek lain.
00:52:13Mana pernah aku nama instan dalam aku.
00:52:15Anya, kamu tahu.
00:52:17Aku jarang pakai celana dalam.
00:52:30Apa lagi sih, Ton?
00:52:32Gak puas lo bikin malu gue?
00:52:34Sorry tentang kejadian tadi, Toh.
00:52:36Bukan maksud gue itu kejebak lo atau gimana-gimana.
00:52:39Toh, gue punya informasi baru, Toh.
00:52:42Lumpu apa lagi sih?
00:52:43Buruan deh.
00:52:45Hacker gue bilang.
00:52:46Ada satu nomer lagi di email yang sama di handphone video.
00:52:49Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:50Bini, lu punya dua nomer.
00:52:52Lu gak tahu?
00:52:53Enggak, so gue satu doang.
00:52:55Dan di nomer yang satu lagi, ada satu nomer yang sering banget dia hubungin.
00:52:58Gue kira minggu namun sekarang ya.
00:53:00Oke, teman.
00:53:02Hello, man.
00:53:03Hello, man.
00:53:28What?
00:53:30What?
00:53:32What?
00:53:34Yo!
00:53:36Yo!
00:53:38Ayo!
00:53:40Makasih lo!
00:53:42Yo!
00:53:44Ayo!
00:53:46Makasih lo!
00:53:48Yo!
00:53:50Yo!
00:53:52Ayo!
00:53:54What's up?
00:53:56Hah?
00:53:58Mau nyembunyiin apalagi lo?
00:54:00Ya Allah!
00:54:04Apalagi?
00:54:06Apa?
00:54:08Gue udah punya bukti ya?
00:54:10Bukti? Kamu punya bukti apa?
00:54:12Nggak usah ngilas lagi daripada gue kasar sama lo!
00:54:14Rata!
00:54:16Apa-apaan sih nih?
00:54:18Nih...
00:54:20Menantu kesayangan ibu?
00:54:22Tuh ada ibu?
00:54:24Bilang sana!
00:54:26Bilang apa?
00:54:28Udah ngomong habis di Broto?
00:54:30Ngomong apa?
00:54:34Ibu ngomong...
00:54:36Ayo selingkuh!
00:54:38Kamu jangan nuduh punya bukti apa enggak?
00:54:40Siapa mau kamu telponakan?
00:54:42Anton!
00:54:43Nggak malu kamu diman ibu!
00:54:44Udah siasas Anton bilang nomor yang sering telpon aku itu nomor kamu!
00:54:48Nomor satunya lagi?
00:54:50Nomor yang gue enggak tahu?
00:54:52Ibu tahu dia punya dua nomor?
00:54:54Dan nomor yang satu itu sering telpon siapa tahu?
00:54:56Tuh ada mas tuh!
00:54:58Apa iya yuk?
00:55:00Dua tahun kamu sakitin aku, aku enggak pernah ngomong apa-apa!
00:55:10Aku jatuh nama kamu!
00:55:12Aku jatuh perasaan ibu!
00:55:14Terus karena kamu nuduh aku sembarangan gini!
00:55:18Baiklah!
00:55:19Enggak ngomong apa sih?
00:55:20Ini make sense semuanya tau nggak?
00:55:22Eh, celana dalem yang lo temuin itu lo sendiri yang naruh kan?
00:55:28Celana dalem apa?
00:55:29Celana dalem apa?
00:55:30Celana dalem perempuan gue!
00:55:31Pulang marah-marah minta cerai gue!
00:55:33Bilangnya apa?
00:55:34Nemuin celana dalem di mobil aku!
00:55:36Padahal nih!
00:55:38Dia yang naruh sendiri!
00:55:40Drama lo!
00:55:41Drama?
00:55:42Jadi maksud kamu hanya perempuan yang mau piara dua tahun itu aku ngarang-ngarang gitu?
00:55:48Hah?
00:55:49Ayo!
00:55:50Mumpung kamu udah tuduh aku sembarangan, kamu aja yang bongkar semuanya!
00:55:54Berani nggak?
00:55:56Broto, ibu sudah tahu semua tentang A-nya, kelakuan kamu, udah lama ibu tahu.
00:56:18Ibu tuh diam aja karena ibu pikir ini sebentar juga akan lewat.
00:56:24Ternyata kamu tuh melonjak!
00:56:27Ternyata kamu apa?
00:56:28Kamu lupa ya?
00:56:29Nama besar kakek kamu, Hadi Sutayjoa, yang bikin semua bisnes kamu tuh bisa lancar.
00:56:34Pasti banyak kok orangnya kakek kamu yang bisa ibu mintain tolong.
00:56:37Istri baik, cantik, pintar lagi.
00:56:38Masih juga kamu selingkuh!
00:56:39Gobrol!
00:56:40Gobrol!
00:56:41Gobrol!
00:56:42Gobrol!
00:56:43Gobrol!
00:56:44Gobrol!
00:56:45Gobrol!
00:56:46Gobrol!
00:56:47Gobrol!
00:56:49Gobrol!
00:56:50Can I ask you to help?
00:56:54You have a good, beautiful, beautiful,
00:56:57and you're still still alive!
00:57:00You're a idiot!
00:57:02Can I tell you?
00:57:06You hear me?
00:57:08You're a idiot!
00:57:10You're a idiot!
00:57:12Ayu, Ibu tahu tentang kamu sama Dimas.
00:57:23Ibu tahu?
00:57:25Ayu selain aku sama Dimas, Ibu tahu?
00:57:28Gila, kan?
00:57:29Dia ngasih ngelulu apa Dimas sih?
00:57:31Jangan mau lupamu depan Ibu!
00:57:37Besok Ibu akan panggil Dimas ke sini
00:57:40untuk menjelaskan semuanya.
00:57:48Gak usah, Ibu.
00:57:49Gak usah dipanggil Dimas.
00:57:50Ibu kalau mau ayo pergi sekarang dari rumah ini,
00:57:53ayo pergi, Ibu.
00:57:54Gak ada yang pergi ke mana-mana.
00:57:57Udah lah, gak usah.
00:57:58Gak usah panggil-panggil Dimas.
00:58:04Lu mau trek?
00:58:06Mau harta, kan?
00:58:09Oke!
00:58:11Gak ada ceria-ceriaan sebelum semua ini dijelaskan.
00:58:17Besok kita bicara lagi.
00:58:20Nanti malam, Broto.
00:58:21Kamu tidur sama Ibu.
00:58:25Sementara malam ini, kalian pikirkan baik-baik
00:58:28apa yang akan kalian putuskan untuk besok.
00:58:43Ibu gak mau.
00:58:44Keluarga Ibu tuh berantakan.
00:58:49Nyopotnya tuh susah banget jadi kayak...
00:58:50Keser.
00:58:52Gak ngerti itu dirinya gimana.
00:58:53Gak ngerti itu dirinya gimana.
00:58:54ya?
00:58:55Gak ngerti itu.
00:58:56Ja?
00:58:57Saatryan?
00:58:58Saatryan?
00:58:59Dit, benar.
00:59:00Terima kasih.
00:59:01Sementara jahat.
00:59:02Tansang atau mesti,
00:59:03Tukar.
00:59:04Peranggila.
00:59:05Terima kasih.
01:00:07Aduh mas gawat nih gawat.
01:00:10Stres deh aku.
01:00:12Aku kan udah makan, Yan.
01:00:13Buat aku, kalo lagi stres aku harus makan.
01:00:17Lauknya mana?
01:00:18Aku diet protein.
01:00:20Diet protein?
01:00:22Eh, itu ribut-ribut kenapa sih?
01:00:25Mau pada bunuh-bunuhan apa?
01:00:26Cedih ya, kayak aku stres.
01:00:29Kayaknya ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh.
01:00:31Selingkuh sama adiknya bapak.
01:00:33Kan biasanya suaminya selingkuh?
01:00:35Jangan salah.
01:00:36Bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:39Waduh.
01:00:41Aku kan mata-matanya ibu sepuh.
01:00:43Hah?
01:00:43Kau mata-matanya ibu?
01:00:46Kenapa sih?
01:00:47Nanti kedengeran.
01:00:47Membantuin dulu jeberintiin sama ibu sepuh.
01:00:53Alusannya buat ngurus orang tua.
01:00:55Terus aku, jadi mata-matanya ibu.
01:00:59Sepay.
01:01:01My name is Yan.
01:01:04Yan.
01:01:05Kau minyak angin nih.
01:01:13Habis ngerok kamu.
01:01:14Ini sebenarnya minyak panah, Kak Dil.
01:01:16Hah?
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01:01:17Tidak.
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01:01:30Alang...
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01:02:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:02:43Jan?
01:02:45Eh, I need to work again.
01:02:53Why are you still sleeping?
01:03:00You have a body, right?
01:03:04All right, let's rest.
01:03:07I'm sorry.
01:03:10You must hear me in the morning.
01:03:13I'm confused.
01:03:18I'm afraid I'm still sleeping again.
01:03:21I'm afraid I'm still sleeping again.
01:03:23I want to tell you earlier.
01:03:26If I'm Broto and I'm Ayu,
01:03:29I'm sorry.
01:03:31I'm sorry.
01:03:33Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur.
01:03:37Maka kamu selanjutnya.
01:03:46Ya, Wes.
01:03:47Itu aja.
01:03:48Terima kasih ya.
01:03:51Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini.
01:03:54Yoromera ko.
01:03:58Ah-ah-ah-ah.
01:03:59Kamerakoo.
01:04:00Kennynya
01:04:13.
01:04:14Oh
01:04:28Assalamualaikum
01:04:30Hai Dimas
01:04:32Hai Bu
01:04:36Ada apa sih Bu?
01:04:38Kok kayaknya genting banget
01:04:40Udah nanti, masuk aja dulu
01:04:44Hai Mbak Yu
01:04:50Mas
01:04:52Sehat
01:04:58Mas Mambang
01:05:00Kawat, kawat, kawat, kawat
01:05:02Kamu kemana sih lo Bang?
01:05:04Aduh Mas, itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng loh
01:05:08Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:10Belum
01:05:12Eh tadi
01:05:14Ibu tua masuk sini
01:05:16Terus gimana?
01:05:18Ya aku ngumpet pake ini
01:05:20Aduh
01:05:22Katanya kamu bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi
01:05:26Aduh, ya itu Mas
01:05:28Gimana dong
01:05:30Duh
01:05:32Kalo Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai
01:05:34Aku nganggur Mas
01:05:36Aku nganggur Mas
01:05:38Berdua dong
01:05:40Nganggur kita
01:05:42Tidak
01:05:44Tidak
01:05:46Tidak
01:05:48Tidak
01:05:50Tidak
01:05:51Tidak
01:05:52Tidak
01:05:54Tidak
01:05:56Tidak
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01:06:02Tidak
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01:06:32I can't explain it, Ibu.
01:06:34Bro, it's like that.
01:06:36There's a lot of talk in the beginning.
01:06:38This is the problem.
01:06:40From the beginning, you don't have to listen.
01:06:44You have to listen.
01:06:46You have to listen.
01:06:48You have to listen.
01:06:50You have to listen.
01:06:52Okay.
01:06:54I have a lot of decisions.
01:06:56Why?
01:06:58You can't make decisions faster.
01:07:00That's why you are asking for your concern.
01:07:02Yeah.
01:07:04That's not true.
01:07:06That's the rule.
01:07:08You have to listen.
01:07:10You have to listen.
01:07:12You have to listen.
01:07:14You have to listen to me.
01:07:16I don't know what you are thinking.
01:07:18You're smart.
01:07:20You have to listen to me.
01:07:22adek.
01:07:24I can't understand you.
01:07:26I can't go in.
01:07:28What's up?
01:07:29I've already planned it.
01:07:30I'm not planning it.
01:07:31I'm planning it.
01:07:32I'm not planning it.
01:07:33I'm not planning it all.
01:07:35I'm not planning it.
01:07:36You're not planning it.
01:07:38You're thinking about sleeping with my dad?
01:07:40You're not planning it.
01:07:42I'm not planning it.
01:07:44I'm not planning it.
01:07:50Dimas, let me know.
01:07:58Di saat aku tahu bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya,
01:08:04aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita.
01:08:07Dan ternyata...
01:08:10Dimas orangnya.
01:08:12Dan semenjak saat itu,
01:08:15aku sama Dimas memang sering berhubungan.
01:08:19Rutin ngobrol,
01:08:22teleponan.
01:08:24Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku,
01:08:28aku juga lakuin.
01:08:30Tapi sama Edi kamu.
01:08:32Lihat kamu.
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa?
01:08:35Mas, mas bentar.
01:08:36Urus dengerin dulu.
01:08:37Hah?
01:08:43Dimas,
01:08:45nanti juga kamu dapat giliran.
01:08:49Udah yuk lanjutin.
01:08:51Jadi,
01:08:52aku sama Dimas sudah ada rencana untuk nikah.
01:08:55Setelah aku cerai dari broto.
01:09:00Tapi ibu tenang aja.
01:09:03Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu.
01:09:06Cuma bedanya,
01:09:07kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik.
01:09:11Ya?
01:09:13Ya enggak lah.
01:09:14Enggak, enggak, enggak.
01:09:15Shh.
01:09:16Shh.
01:09:17Denk, diem.
01:09:19Ibu udah dengar semuanya.
01:09:20Udah jelas ini udah clear.
01:09:24Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya.
01:09:29Dan lo.
01:09:32Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo.
01:09:33Dan lo pergi dari sini.
01:09:39Enggak perlu disuruh.
01:09:40Udah aku siapin dari kemarin.
01:09:41Bagus.
01:09:42Bu, bu, bu. Ini semua itu bohong, bu.
01:09:44Ini enggak bener kayak begini.
01:09:45Mas, sumpah demi Allah.
01:09:46Sumpah demi Allah.
01:09:47Gue gak pernah dihukungan apa-apa sama ayu.
01:09:48Mas.
01:09:49Lo dengar.
01:09:50Bobo Tuhan tuh.
01:09:52Sama.
01:09:53Lo lepas dari gue dapetnya dia.
01:09:55Tukang les.
01:09:56Makan.
01:09:57Yanni, kesini ya.
01:10:00Siap, bu.
01:10:04Aku dipamil sama ibu sepuh.
01:10:06Aduh.
01:10:07Doain aku ya, Mas.
01:10:12Ya.
01:10:13Semangat sayang.
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa.
01:10:17Eh, Mas.
01:10:19Tapi...
01:10:20Kalo ini semua selesai.
01:10:22Mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk.
01:10:24Kita nikah aja.
01:10:25Biarin pake uang aku aja.
01:10:26Aku rela.
01:10:28Ya.
01:10:29Kalo itu aku mau.
01:10:31Tapi ada syaratnya.
01:10:33Apa?
01:10:34Jangan pernah yanati aku.
01:10:37Ya.
01:10:39Yanni, Yanni.
01:10:42Masih meragukan cintaku saja.
01:10:46Kalo urusan janji setia.
01:10:49Akan aku pegang teguh.
01:10:52Sampai akhir hayatku nanti.
01:10:55Seperti kata Glenn Fredly.
01:10:59Tak pernah setengah hati.
01:11:01Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya, Mas.
01:11:04Udah ganti, Tom.
01:11:06Pokoknya doain aku ya.
01:11:08Janji ya.
01:11:09Ya, ya, ya.
01:11:10Mas Bambang.
01:11:11Hop.
01:11:22Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:23Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP.
01:11:26Tapi pake senyum-senyum.
01:11:28Ya terus.
01:11:30Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum.
01:11:32Oh ya, jelas dong.
01:11:35Ini handphone.
01:11:36Sengaja saya tinggalin disini waktu Bu Ayu telepon.
01:11:39Ibu.
01:11:41Ini buah kesukaan Ibu.
01:11:45Ya, ya.
01:11:46Hei Bu.
01:11:48Ya udah, Yanni.
01:11:49Kebelahan lagi, Ibu makan dong.
01:11:50Dari kemarin gak pernah makan, Ibu.
01:11:52Nanti Yanni lagi yang makan.
01:11:53Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor.
01:11:57Nih buktinya.
01:12:00Aku tunggu kasih tau.
01:12:02Terus, sejak saat itu.
01:12:05Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngelapain gitu.
01:12:08Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah.
01:12:11Bu, Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu.
01:12:13Ini fitnah namanya.
01:12:14Lu masih ngeles aja.
01:12:16Iya.
01:12:17Buktinya tuh.
01:12:20Bu, Mas.
01:12:23Sumpah Mas.
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku.
01:12:25Suka nge-chat aku.
01:12:26Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat.
01:12:28Katanya Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu.
01:12:31Selingkul sama cewek siapa gak ngerti.
01:12:34Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak...
01:12:37Bayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa...
01:12:40Sorry ya.
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku.
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku.
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi.
01:12:48Udah stop aku cut sampe disitu Bu.
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mba Ayu.
01:12:53Mba Ayu nge-chat aku juga gak pernah bales.
01:12:56Mas.
01:12:57Nih Mas.
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya.
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri aku tunggu.
01:13:02Dimas kamu ngapain sih Dimas?
01:13:03Mba.
01:13:04Aku tuh sayang sama Mba.
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya.
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mba.
01:13:10Ini angchat bagian lu hapus.
01:13:12Aduh capek itu udah mulusnya.
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama nge-check aja deh handphonenya Mba Ayu.
01:13:16Oke?
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus di handphone Mba Ayu pasti masih ada.
01:13:20Gitu aja.
01:13:22Ayu.
01:13:24Boleh beli liat handphone kamu?
01:13:26Gitu aja.
01:13:27Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu?
01:13:30Aku ini yang salah brota gue.
01:13:32Aku cuma disakitin aku yang selingkuh dia.
01:13:35Ibu ini.
01:13:36Ini aku Ayu, Bu.
01:13:38Anak perukun ibu ya.
01:13:39Ibu sayang.
01:13:40Ibu.
01:13:42Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu.
01:13:44I don't know, Ayu.
01:13:46This is because I love you with you.
01:13:50It's because I want you to make it clear.
01:13:54I don't know.
01:14:14Hi.
01:14:22I'm still in the room.
01:14:26I'm going to go to the bathroom.
01:14:44I'm you, it's because I love you.
01:14:54I love you.
01:14:58Hi, Zayang.
01:15:28Kamu yang sama, Razia.
01:15:40Abis ini udah gak akan ada lagi yang bisa sayang kita.
01:15:58Ini gak bener.
01:16:02Harusnya bukan aku yang disalahin. Harusnya berotong.
01:16:06Dimas, kamu kenapa ngomongin gitu di depan mereka?
01:16:11Tadi gak ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:13Kamu gak tau apa yang kamu omongin.
01:16:15Mbak Ayu.
01:16:16Kamu inget semua masa depan yang udah kita rencanakan buat kita.
01:16:20Mbak Ayu, kalau Mbak Ayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak.
01:16:25Ya.
01:16:29Aku gak butuh bantuan.
01:16:33Kamu sama aja kakak kamu, ya?
01:16:37Aku gak butuh ini semua.
01:16:48Mas Broto.
01:16:52Ibu.
01:16:53Ibu.
01:16:54Ibu.
01:16:55Ibu.
01:16:56Ibu liat mas Broto.
01:16:57Ibu.
01:16:58Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:03Mas Broto.
01:17:06Positif hamil.
01:17:09Bu.
01:17:11Positif hamil, Bu.
01:17:24Dibuju.
01:17:25Anam?
01:17:32Aku emang sama sendiri.
01:17:33I'm my son.
01:17:37I'm my son.
01:17:45I'm my son.
01:17:52I've never had a relationship with you.
01:17:59I've never had a relationship with you.
01:18:03I'm sorry.
01:18:12Yeah.
01:18:24I believe...
01:18:27... that everything happened
01:18:30with the purpose.
01:18:33You and me are not true, you and me are one, you and me are one, you and me are one, I love you, Proto.
01:19:03Dulu, sekarang, dan selamanya.
01:19:33Mas Bapak, masa sedi...
01:19:45Mas?
01:19:47Mas?
01:19:49Mas?
01:19:50Mas?
01:19:51Mas?
01:19:52Mas?
01:19:53No?
01:19:54Mas?
01:19:55Mama?
01:19:56Mama?
01:19:57Mas?
01:19:58Mama?
01:20:00Mama...
01:20:01Mama...
01:20:03I'm crying...
01:20:05I'm crying...
01:20:08I'm crying...
01:20:09I'm crying...
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