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00:00kashmir comedy kitchen powered by hire and cola next dairy partner milk fields pantry partner
00:11impiaz life partner koin ne
00:13مہربان قدردان حاضر ہو جائے پورا خاندان
00:19دل تام لیجئے بچوں کو بان دیجئے اور انجوائے کیجئے ہمارا آج کا انڈ وان
00:26back to school اور ملتے ہیں فائزہ سلیم سے جو آج ہے میس گلپ شان
00:41اسلام علیکم فرینز این فیملی کشمیر کامیڈی کچن کے کلاس روم نمبر ایٹ میں آنے کا بہت بہت سکریہ
00:52آپ کا آنا آپ کا بڑا پن ہے کیونکہ یہ ایسا کلاس روم ہے کہ جہاں صرف ٹیچرز آتی ہیں
00:58سٹوڈنس نہیں جب سٹوڈنس سے نہ آنے کی وجہ پوچھی جائے تو جواب آتا ہے
01:03میس گلپ شان پاپا کہتے ہیں کہ روز روز کہی جانے سے انسان کی عزت گھٹ جاتی ہے
01:11تو پلیز ایکسکیوز می فور می سیلف ریسپیکٹ اکسر اسیملی لائن میں میں اکیلے
01:19کھڑے ہوکے خود کو خود ہی نیشنل آنٹم پڑھ کے سنا دیتی ہوں اور دلی دل میں خود
01:25ہو جاتی ہوں اٹینڈنس کے ٹائم پہ اپنا ہی نام لے کر میس گلپ شان پریزن میز کہہ کر
01:33خاموش ہو جاتی ہوں یہ تو ایک حسین اتفاق ہے ایک حسین اتفاق ہے کہ آج برے سارے کے سارے
01:40ائس زیادے کےس شعریں کانور 간ے ہوں سwhانے کھویکا ہے
01:43کجان کو کتے کہبین نے پیسے دیئے ہیں
01:45defence ستڈیئے ہیں کھaru اس میں بار ش encuent회
01:48آcillہ
01:50لمسکو
01:54ساس آر wings
01:55نان � pierws beam
01:56مسر سوری کھ初 دورا ٹائم لگیا تھا
02:00ہوں ایک ستڈینت نو ہوں
02:01ہم دونو نئے ستڈینت ہیں
02:03کلچرhistoirezugeنج پروگرام میں ہوں
02:05Alladino go school. Nice to meet you both.
02:12Welcome to my classroom.
02:14Yes, yes. We were just here, we were studying in the go school.
02:19There was a work from home in the past 5-6 years.
02:23Because the principal had built a house in school.
02:26So we thought that there were many studies.
02:29Falto. Now we will be serious.
02:32So I will take my sister here, cousin.
02:35Yes, yes, yes, yes.
02:36We have to introduce ourselves.
02:37Yes, yes, yes, yes.
02:38These are the words of the go school and work from home.
02:42Who will teach us all?
02:43What happens? Tell us about the rest of our audience.
02:45It is a go school where we are studying.
02:49And we are studying at home.
02:52But you are a human, right?
02:53Yes, yes, yes.
02:54I am a human.
02:55And tell us about Barbie Doll.
02:57Barbie Doll is my cousin from Chicha Wattni.
03:00He came to the road.
03:02With Chicha Wattni?
03:03Yes, yes.
03:03Is there any coordination with your outfit or not?
03:06Is it Chicha Wattni?
03:08Miss, I am being impressed with you.
03:10It is so glamorous.
03:12You know, I have seen your TikToks all night.
03:15TikToks.
03:16TikTok is our work at night.
03:19Please don't mention it.
03:21Our husband doesn't know it.
03:22You didn't hear it.
03:23Oh, why did you put the lipstick on the magenta color?
03:26And what did you put the heels on TikTok?
03:28Okay, okay.
03:29Miss, I don't want to mention the line.
03:30I have to learn from her.
03:32Yes, yes, yes.
03:32She will take the line.
03:34Miss, Miss, you are ready for the chance.
03:36We are ready for the dance.
03:38This class will be nonsense.
03:40It is not necessary.
03:40So, it is not a problem.
03:41You can start yourself.
03:42Miss, you are ready for the dance.
03:43Okay, Miss, Miss.
03:45Put your pants on quickly.
03:46I have extra marks.
03:47Yes, yes, yes.
03:48Miss, Miss, I have pressure on you.
03:51You have to open a lot, Miss.
03:53Okay, so do this.
03:53We have to keep it on TikTok.
03:55So, come in later.
03:56Call me later.
03:57Call me later.
03:59Okay, okay, Miss.
04:00Go back to stand in your seating position.
04:02Okay, Miss.
04:03Miss, you will also make a straight line with a straight line.
04:06Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:08Miss, what happened?
04:09I have to laugh at you.
04:10Yes, I have to laugh at you.
04:12Where are you?
04:12Yes, do this, please.
04:14Please, welcome, welcome.
04:15Hello.
04:17Miss, why are you both of your pants?
04:19Good morning, Miss.
04:20You are a little boy.
04:21Miss, I will...
04:22No, no, we will not get extra money.
04:24Go back, go back.
04:25Back to position.
04:26Okay, Mustafa.
04:27We have heard that we get such roles.
04:29So, we are just coming.
04:30Ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:32Roll.
04:34The director said that we don't expose all of these things in industry.
04:38Okay, Mustafa and Shazad Giaz,
04:40you guys can tell me that you both remembered one of the nursery rhymes.
04:45No.
04:46What a nonsense.
04:48Miss.
04:49I am teaching Jack and Jill from the past 25 years.
04:54And who am I teaching another nursery rhyme?
04:56Miss, I did not understand you in the past 25 years.
04:58We are not interested.
04:59Miss, I remember when you came in the past 25 years.
05:03So, you are a big fan of our faces.
05:05That's right.
05:06Now, let me tell you to the audience.
05:08What is this?
05:10Very small.
05:11Okay.
05:13Tell me.
05:14Twinkle, twinkle, little star can you copy paste or not?
05:17Audience, twinkle, twinkle, little star can you say?
05:25Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
05:27Twinkle, twinkle, little star can you tell me?
05:31Very small.
05:32Very small.
05:33Let's do it again.
05:35Okay.
05:35One, two, three, go.
05:37Twinkle, twinkle, little star can you tell me?
05:39My father is love with you.
05:41Okay.
05:42Uncle has never told me.
05:45Who doesn't love me?
05:46I don't know.
05:47I have all of them.
05:48My brother is saying that.
05:49Tell me.
05:50I like compliments.
05:51What are you saying about me?
05:53I was asking your number.
05:54I was just 0-3.
05:56No.
05:56You can take me.
05:58Two, four, five, six, seven, eight, eight.
05:59No.
05:59I don't have any advantage because we will message a lot.
06:02Oh.
06:03I like that.
06:03I don't mind.
06:04We have to move on.
06:05Two.
06:06Jack and Jill went up the hill.
06:09This one comes, Miss.
06:11Let's go.
06:11Jack and Jill went up the hill.
06:12Jack and Jill went up the hill.
06:15I am criminal if looks could kill.
06:20One more joke.
06:21Let's go, students.
06:22Back to your app.
06:22Do you think you don't have to complete your speech?
06:24No, no, no.
06:25Your screen time is over.
06:25You fail me.
06:26Your screen time.
06:28Okay.
06:28Back to your seating position in standing area.
06:31Come on, students.
06:32My monitor.
06:33Class monitors.
06:34Where are you?
06:35Where are you?
06:37Class monitors.
06:38What are you doing here?
06:40What are you doing here?
06:42Make up, make up, make up, make up.
06:44Okay.
06:44What do you want to do with them?
06:45Good morning, teacher.
06:49What are you doing here?
06:50Students.
06:51But you are here, ma'am.
06:54You will also slide.
06:55No.
06:55Besides that, we have a serious conversation.
06:59Leave me.
07:00I know I'm hot and beautiful.
07:02Clapping.
07:05And in this show, there are no ladies that you like me?
07:08I don't like it.
07:09It doesn't look like it.
07:11It will look like it.
07:13Okay.
07:14Moving on.
07:16Class monitor.
07:16I am going to ask you, when you have made my monitor,
07:20these people have written my name in the bathroom,
07:23and they wrote that this person is out of paper.
07:27So sorry, so sorry Amar, and so sorry Maryam, I don't know why sorry to you,
07:32but sorry to you, I have written your name.
07:34Ma'am, one, one, one, one.
07:36This is Ali Gulpeer.
07:38Yes.
07:39You have told me to come to your son.
07:41This is when you come to your son.
07:43He doesn't give a fee.
07:44Yes, you have told me, I don't give a fee for that.
07:48If a poor child comes to your son, he comes to your son,
07:50and he comes to your son.
07:52This is a crime.
07:53I have done social activism.
07:54I have done some of it.
07:57Miss, Miss, my advice is...
08:00My advice is that you have talked to everyone with Abbu.
08:03Why did Abbu do not do this?
08:06It's a poor thing.
08:09Dadu is not my fiend.
08:10Dadu is not my fiend.
08:11You have talked to you, Abbu.
08:12Dadu is in Detroit.
08:14I promise I will talk to you with Abbu.
08:18Miss, you can also make a song.
08:20I am in Dairy's daughter.
08:21I am in Dairy's daughter.
08:23It's a chance, a chance.
08:24Here is no relation to any of this.
08:26But you still have to do a clip.
08:29Yay!
08:31Now we will call our students.
08:33Those who have prepared for us.
08:35No, they are also in Beli.
08:37Come and welcome to our next students.
08:40Welcome, welcome.
08:41My name is Arzu and Yesma.
08:53Sorry, Miss.
08:55We were doing warm.
08:56We were doing warm.
08:57Warm, warm, warm.
08:58What is warm?
09:00We were doing warm.
09:00We were doing get ready with me.
09:01We were doing get ready with me.
09:02Yeah?
09:03Huh.
09:04Oh, why are you late late?
09:05Get up at the morning?
09:07Get up at the morning?
09:09Get up at the morning.
09:11Get up at the morning?
09:13Get up at the morning.
09:15Petrol is over here.
09:17Let's do it.
09:19Let's do it.
09:21Let's do it.
09:23You both have made a copy paste.
09:25You shared one script.
09:27You have linked something.
09:29We have to improvise a bit.
09:31Miss.
09:33Do you want to write an intelligence note?
09:35No, it's not.
09:37If it is, you will write.
09:39Whatever.
09:41You think I don't know English?
09:43Three tsunami will come.
09:45Miss, you can read your songs.
09:47We have learned something else.
09:49Password?
09:51We use one phone.
09:53We use one phone.
09:55Come on.
09:57I want perfect song.
09:59I want to write a book.
10:01I want to write.
10:11I want to write a book.
10:13Probably we know about that.
10:15Bye, Kanye!
10:17Sign cost theta
10:19Hatha ho gaii
10:23Saza ho gaii
10:25X ki value aaye na
10:29His value tiy bhi nahi
10:31Jamb ra to khori le dekke
10:35Neem zitni stroll kerke
10:37Sobha mujh se jaga jai
10:39Na na na na na
10:41Miss tae jaga jai time is change ka day
10:43Doob ra ha
10:45Doob ra ha
10:47Doob ra ha
10:49Doob ra ha
10:51Doob ra ha
10:53Doob ra ha
10:55Doob ra ha
10:57Doob ra ha
10:59Doob ra ha
11:01Doob ra ha
11:03Hamoshay
11:05Hamoshay
11:07Sir
11:09Amita bachan
11:11Kya zulm hai ye?
11:13Sir
11:15Saadet
11:17Saadet
11:19Saadet
11:21Saadet
11:23Saadet
11:29Saadet
11:31Saadet
11:33Saadet
11:35Saadet
11:37Saadet
11:43Saadet
11:45Haanazare
11:47Sobh tae
11:49Don't let anyone, let anyone
11:52I have a broadcast list
11:54I have a broadcast list
11:56Sir, what do you think of us?
11:58Principal
11:59Principal
12:00Sir, I have so many bad students in this class
12:04I have to teach them
12:06Yes sir
12:07Her performance was very bad
12:09She will announce a good competition
12:11She will announce a competition
12:13She will get a pass
12:16And she will get a fail
12:18Yes sir
12:20Sir, what do you think of us?
12:22Do you have anything?
12:23Challenge
12:24Do you want to listen to anyone?
12:26Or do you want to play a comedy?
12:28Do you want to play a comedy?
12:29Do you want to listen to anyone?
12:31I want to listen to someone
12:33I want to listen to them
12:35I want to listen to them
12:37Come on, come on
12:38Please
12:39One time, there is a person who is a doctor
12:41So when her first surgery is done
12:43She puts a cut
12:45She puts a cut
12:46And she puts a heart in her hand
12:47And she gets a laugh
12:48And she gets a laugh
12:49So the nurse asks her
12:50Why are you laughing so much?
12:52So the doctor says
12:53I want to listen to the first time
12:54I want to laugh
12:55What?
12:56Hi
12:57Move
12:58Very lame
13:00Very lame
13:01Guys
13:02No, it's not so repeated
13:04It wasn't
13:05talked about her
13:06The doctor gave both her
13:07The two men
13:08This is your challenge
13:10Here you are looking at
13:11As far as the French fries
13:12What you are making
13:14You will show a recipe
13:15Sandwich
13:16Flank Saucer
13:17Which is usually made with leftover
13:19You will create
13:21Aaloo if you want to
13:23I'm going to show you a video and I'll explain it to you.
13:53I have brought some salt and some normal sauce here.
14:00But again, it's a limit that you want to add in it.
14:03And the other thing is that the three things that we have to do is that it needs a nice golden crust.
14:09It needs a crispy crust. It needs a pull and it has to be tasty.
14:13This recipe you've made yourself. Create your own fries, has to be crispy, masala.
14:25So make sure it's masala.
14:27Do you want to make this with us?
14:29Leave me alone. My character is so loose that I can't do anything tight.
14:33Just do it. I've been standing with all my uncles.
14:37Do you want to make Batman first?
14:39No Batman, you want to make good men.
14:41You want to make good men.
14:43Sir, you want to make good men.
14:45Sir, in my opinion, sir, you're the first joke of your life.
14:51Sir, you don't need to make good men.
14:53Sir's work is like that.
14:55You don't have to make good men here.
14:57We're sitting here.
14:59The challenge is that we will pick one of our partners.
15:04Miss will tell you.
15:06We will send the weakest link to the ingredients.
15:08So make sure that you know the ingredients.
15:10I'm going to make good men.
15:11I'm going to make good men.
15:12I'm going to make good men.
15:13It's a one time chance to take one of those.
15:15You can't take it.
15:17Do you can't go back and get the partner?
15:18No.
15:19Then, you can ask someone to ask him from his partner.
15:22Sir, you don't ask for the rules.
15:24Can you take it from your shirt?
15:25Do you?
15:26Get it from your shirt.
15:27Sir, you have to open a candy crush on your family.
15:30It's done.
15:31It's done.
15:32Nice.
15:33Okay, let's go, start now.
15:46Just because you called me Barbie, I'm gonna go.
16:01Yes, I know what you like, baby girl.
16:04Okay.
16:06Chesaad, Gyaas, and Mustafa, I'm very confused about which one will be more nil than nil.
16:12Audience, what do you think?
16:14Chesaad?
16:17Chesaad!
16:18Chesaad!
16:20I'll become your nala.
16:22Give me a vote.
16:23Yes, I'll give them a vote.
16:24I'm sure you'll be a part of my use.
16:27Mariam has put his effort in all the preparation.
16:29Chesaad, we'll do our work.
16:31I'll go, ma'am.
16:32We'll go to the Pantyri.
16:33Pantyri?
16:34Pantyri?
16:35Pantyri?
16:35Pantyri?
16:36Pantyri, we'll give you a vote.
16:37Just do it later.
16:38We'll take it all the time, but we'll get out.
16:40We'll die every time.
16:41Fakir kinka.
16:43Okay, now we'll go to the fourth team.
16:46In the fourth team, there's a Barbie doll.
16:49I don't think about my age, which came to my mind.
16:52Later, these people will cancel me that we were talking about.
16:54She's so old.
16:56You know the actresses, right?
16:59Hey, you're shaming.
17:01We're friends.
17:02You're a little, you're a little.
17:04I'm a little, okay?
17:05I'm a little, okay?
17:06Yes, of course.
17:07Okay.
17:08Who is this with you?
17:09Who is this dude?
17:09You're a little girl.
17:11What do you say?
17:12This is Ali Gulpir.
17:13Ali Gulpir is telling her.
17:15They're telling her that the water will also be poured in the kitchen.
17:19What do you say?
17:22Miss.
17:22Miss.
17:23What are you doing?
17:24How many are you doing?
17:25Miss.
17:26Miss, you're looking at cheap as you are wearing a green shirt.
17:30This is also a joke.
17:33Miss, if Yassma went to the house in the Pantry, our program will be increasing.
17:38Please.
17:38What are you doing?
17:39You're not doing it.
17:41Miss.
17:41You're not doing it.
17:42She will give me free.
17:43Excuse me.
17:45Miss.
17:45Miss.
17:45Miss.
17:46If we're doing this, we'll be playing in a game.
17:48It's the same.
17:48It's the same.
17:49Maze!
17:50Sadat Bhai forgot something.
17:52He forgot something.
17:53This is Arif Luhar.
17:55He forgot.
17:56He borrowed it.
17:57It's done.
17:58It's done.
17:59It's done.
18:00You guys have three minutes.
18:01Whatever you have to do, take it.
18:03You will get something.
18:04Three.
18:05Two.
18:06Two.
18:07Two.
18:08Two.
18:09Two.
18:10Two.
18:11Two.
18:12Two.
18:13Two.
18:14Two.
18:15Two.
18:16Two.
18:17Two.
18:18One.
18:20One.
18:21Two.
18:22Sandhet Hertie.
18:23Lumetron.
18:24Gummiat.
18:25Mustard.
18:26Mustard.
18:27If someone that has become simple,
18:29look Alye Kashmir Comedy Kitchen
18:31Hou kollaa necks.
18:33Dairy partner, Milkfields.
18:34Pantry partner, Itayaz.
18:36I'm gonna do our fundraising.
18:38And guys, now my students are ready to cook.
18:42One.
18:43Two.
18:44Three.
18:45You hold it!
18:46Wow!
18:48Ammar!
18:50Ammar!
18:52What do you want?
18:54We don't have water, but it's the problem of Karachi.
18:58You don't have water in Karachi.
19:00You don't have water here.
19:02You didn't open the wall.
19:04You don't open the wall.
19:06Let's open it.
19:08Let's open it.
19:10My partner is saying,
19:12why are you sharing chicken chicken?
19:14Look at that,
19:16we are giving our prayers.
19:18We give them water.
19:20We are very brothers and sisters.
19:22No, no, no.
19:24No, no, no.
19:26Yashma is helping so good
19:28that I will definitely
19:30eat a washing detergent after this episode.
19:32Dude, I have four apples.
19:34Ammar, let's see,
19:36I haven't even eaten one.
19:38Yashma, you have eaten one apple four times.
19:40I'm watching, you have eaten one apple four times.
19:42I have eaten one apple four times.
19:44Now, I will show you,
19:46Turkish Chef Kuzun Buzurk.
19:48Miss, I'm thinking of hygiene.
19:50I'm drinking all the apples.
19:52Miss, I'm telling you that
19:54I don't have anything from these apples.
19:56I'm looking for the apples.
19:58I'm looking for the apples.
20:00Please record me.
20:02I'm looking for the apples.
20:04Don't be angry.
20:06You're looking for the apples.
20:08Arzu.
20:10I have a lot of hope for this team.
20:12It's true.
20:13It's true.
20:14It's true.
20:15It's true.
20:16It's true.
20:17It's true.
20:18It's true.
20:19I can smell it from a distance.
20:22Look at my eyes.
20:24Beautiful.
20:26It's true.
20:27It's true.
20:28It's true.
20:29It's true.
20:30It's true.
20:31It's true.
20:32Alu.
20:33Yes, very good.
20:34Quick question.
20:35Why do you cut such a big tomato?
20:36It's true.
20:37Hey.
20:38I want to show you this one minute.
20:41Please.
20:42Yes, ma.
20:43These chips are cut.
20:46Look at the shape.
20:47Do you know whether this was a potato?
20:49Or a baghanta?
20:50Do you know the audience?
20:52Tell me.
20:53These chips are cut.
20:54Yes, ma.
20:55For the almond chips.
20:59In your restaurant, I'll buy this.
21:01More business.
21:02Farza.
21:03Look at the underdogs.
21:05Underdogs?
21:07Underdogs.
21:08What can I tell you?
21:09I live in the whole day in the kitchen.
21:11Mustafa is a very good character.
21:13Shazad Gias.
21:15You hear me.
21:16It's like this.
21:17It's like Kima is scared of anyone.
21:19It's so red.
21:20It's so red.
21:21It's like French fries.
21:22I'm not making French too.
21:24Mustafa, do I do it?
21:25Yes, sister.
21:26Yes, sister.
21:27I didn't need to say that.
21:28I didn't want to say that too.
21:29I didn't want to say that too.
21:30I didn't want to say that too.
21:32Who is doing that?
21:34We are going to die.
21:35Mustafa.
21:36Mustafa.
21:37I'm giving a lot of hard time.
21:38Most of the time, you guys have to keep it.
21:40Keep it up.
21:41Keep it up.
21:42Keep it up.
21:44What?
21:45It's not.
21:46It's not.
21:47It's the higher.
21:56Wow.
21:57What a fry.
21:58What is the perfect cutting skills?
22:00What is the perfect cutting skills?
22:01What is the perfect cutting skills?
22:02I am going to take frozen.
22:03I am going to take it off.
22:04I am going to take it off.
22:05I skipped school and went to a fry.
22:07There was a recipe in the basin.
22:12Crispy fries.
22:15Murkure fries.
22:16Murkure fries.
22:17How are you doing this?
22:19How are you doing this?
22:20How are you going to take it off?
22:21We will add some salt and some chaat masala.
22:23You have that?
22:24Yes.
22:25Chaat masala.
22:26So you are well prepared.
22:27Yes.
22:28And how is your...
22:29Oh, look at this.
22:30It's smelling so good.
22:31It is only smelling good.
22:33Miss, my mother is very happy with me on TV.
22:36Let's see if she is happy with me.
22:38It's very happy with me.
22:39It's very happy with me.
22:40It's really good with me.
22:41I will tell you later.
22:43I will tell you later.
22:44I will cheat the rest of the rest.
22:45Or I will take it off.
22:46I will take it off.
22:47I will take it off.
22:48I will take it off.
22:49I will take it off.
22:50I will take it off.
22:51Good luck guys.
22:52Someone has put it on your face.
22:55Just keep it off.
22:56Just keep it off.
23:00What are you doing?
23:01This is the sauce.
23:02But the french fries.
23:03You want to eat the face?
23:05Let's see it first.
23:06No.
23:07We have a lot of time.
23:08We will see the situation.
23:09Hey, hey.
23:10Is it ready to go?
23:11You have chat in shimla.
23:12Yes.
23:13It's very happy with me.
23:15That's kind of basic.
23:16It's very difficult.
23:17It's very difficult.
23:18It's very difficult.
23:19It's very difficult.
23:20It's very difficult.
23:21Wait for me.
23:22Yes.
23:23Sir, I was saying that Alu Kima is in our position.
23:25There is also a flying saucer in defense.
23:27This type of thing.
23:29This is...
23:30Teacher.
23:31A level.
23:32A level.
23:33Matric.
23:34Matric.
23:35Matric.
23:36Matric.
23:37Teacher.
23:38Yes.
23:39Teacher.
23:40Me.
23:41Teacher.
23:42Teacher.
23:43Tyger try.
23:44I'm gone crazy.
23:45Teacher.
23:46Sir, it's very cold.
23:47You look like someone who would be good at tasting?
23:51Yes.
23:52Our one happened when the bridge opened all of me.
23:54It's national.
23:55It's national right.
23:56It's national right.
23:58All right.
24:00After the age, notice us to our family come.
24:02All right, guys.
24:03I will have to eat it, I will have to eat it
24:05This is the alew
24:07But I have seen how you made the alew
24:10It looks good
24:11Why did you cut it in cubes?
24:13It is good
24:14You have to cut it from the dirt
24:16How is it warm?
24:18It is so warm that in Jacob Abad
24:20It is warm
24:21This is also the point of the alew
24:23How is it going to open it?
24:24Just clean things
24:26So you are almost there
24:27Can I have a spoon?
24:28Yes, we have to do the alew
24:30Sir, what is the point?
24:32Yes, guys
24:33We have to keep the alew
24:34We have to keep the alew
24:35We have to keep the alew
24:36Today the chef is very long
24:37Come on
24:38We will let them
24:39When will we come next time?
24:40Do we have to ask them?
24:41We will come back
24:42We will come back
24:43Another round
24:44Sir, there was one in the kitchen
24:46We have made a keema
24:48This is not all
24:50No matter what you said
24:52Yes, ma?
24:53It is ok, it is very good
24:54I love it
24:55Ardu
24:56Ardu, you are working very hard, my child
24:58You are working very hard
25:00Who did you do so much effort?
25:03Ok
25:04Chef
25:05Ardu, you are working very hard
25:07Ardu, you are working very hard
25:08Yes, you are working very hard
25:09It is not time
25:10No, it is fresh
25:11It is fresh
25:12You are making sure
25:13Chura
25:14Chura
25:15Chura
25:16Chura
25:17Chura
25:18Chura
25:19Chura
25:20Chura
25:21Chura
25:23Chura
25:24This three of the two
25:25four of them
25:26There are two distinct flavors
25:28One of the Muriya
25:29And then the Muriya
25:30And the Muriya
25:31And the Muriya
25:32And with the Muriya
25:33There's a taste of the methi
25:34Amazing
25:35That's the sweet of the methi
25:36It is that the methi
25:37The methi
25:38It is only because
25:39Luck Lady is standing next to her
25:41Yes yes it is
25:42Luck Lady is standing next to her
25:44Yes ma?
25:45Can I have you fall?
25:46Chandra
25:47This is done
25:48Chilli
25:49What, what masala are you using?
25:51We have added the sauce.
25:53We are adding the sauce.
25:55We are adding the sauce.
25:57We will add the sauce.
25:59We will add the sauce.
26:01Which shape is it?
26:03Describe it.
26:05This is the sauce.
26:07This is the sauce.
26:09We will add water from the top.
26:11We will add some water.
26:21We will add the sauce.
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26:27Dairy partner Milkfields.
26:29Pantry partner Imtiaz.
26:31Life partner Kudu.
26:33Alright students.
26:35Last 10 seconds left.
26:37Let's count.
26:3910, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
26:47Be careful.
26:49Be careful.
26:51Be careful.
26:53Be careful.
26:55What are you doing?
26:57Ammar and Maryam Nafis have produced.
26:59Are you ready for lunch box?
27:01Yes sir.
27:03Nice.
27:05Very special.
27:07Do you have to do it with a milk field?
27:09Milk fields.
27:11Milk fields.
27:13Strawberry.
27:14I want strawberry.
27:15I'll get the chocolate too.
27:17The lunch box without the cheese.
27:19It's not full. It's not full.
27:21You should think about it, Mariam.
27:23Sir!
27:24We'll get the strawberry and chocolate.
27:26We'll drink it and the child will drink it.
27:29Yes, very nice.
27:31Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
27:33The cheese is getting the cheese.
27:35I'm going to do it.
27:41Do it with this.
27:43Nice. I like it.
27:45Teacher, teacher.
27:46Teacher, teacher, teacher.
27:47Teacher, teacher, teacher.
27:48No teacher.
27:49No teacher.
27:50You will eat all of this.
27:52How is this?
27:54Yes, let's do it.
27:55Let's show us.
27:56Let's do it.
27:57Let's do it.
27:58Please.
27:59Let's do it.
28:00It's very fast.
28:01It's half a sandwich and 10 people.
28:04We'll make it more.
28:06We'll make it more.
28:07Try it.
28:08Try it.
28:09Okay.
28:10Let's go.
28:11A bit spicy for me.
28:13Let's go.
28:14Let's go.
28:15Let's go.
28:16Let's go.
28:17Let's go.
28:18Let's go.
28:19Let's go.
28:20Let's go.
28:21Keep your class.
28:22No.
28:24He's eating now.
28:25But he's not eating.
28:26I don't want to eat.
28:27Milk feels and milk.
28:29Come pose.
28:30All right.
28:31Come pose.
28:45All right.
28:46Let's do it.
28:47Come pose.
28:48Come pose.
28:49All right.
28:50All right.
28:51You're going to get your name.
28:52Oh, what?
28:53Milk feels.
28:54Milk feels.
28:55Come on pose
28:57Pose on our camera
28:59We are really proud of
29:01Oh
29:03I like the smiley face on it
29:05Yeah, so we have this smiley face
29:07With a very good presentation
29:09Very nice presentation
29:11With the aloo
29:13It was crispy
29:15It was crispy
29:17It was crispy
29:19I like the spice
29:21Okay
29:23I like the aloo
29:25I like it
29:27Sir, you have to try this
29:29I recommend it
29:31Sir, you have to give me the aloo
29:33You have to try this
29:35You have to try this
29:37I recommend you
29:39Sir, you have to give me the aloo
29:41Because it will be a little bit
29:43You will grow up
29:45Why?
29:47I will give you the aloo
29:49Sir, what do you think?
29:51I like it
29:53Nice, creamy, good
29:54Don't look at me like this
29:55I know
29:56I know
29:57I know
29:58What?
29:59Nice, creamy
30:00I told you
30:09Please hurry up
30:11We don't have all day or night
30:13What are you doing?
30:14What are you doing
30:15At the time of breakfast?
30:16At the time of breakfast
30:17When the next day will be breakfast
30:18Sir, you have to eat or turn
30:19What's the matter?
30:20What's the matter?
30:21What's the matter?
30:22Okay, guys
30:23Are you ready?
30:24Are you ready?
30:25Okay, guys
30:26Are you ready?
30:27Okay
30:28Well, you need a concept
30:29But I think it's too white
30:30What?
30:31Yes
30:32You have done it
30:33You have done it
30:34You have done it
30:35You have done it
30:36A little bit
30:37A little bit
30:38You have done it
30:39Yes
30:40So, fries
30:41A little color
30:42Which flower
30:43I like?
30:44So
30:45Sir, it's like
30:46It's like the fries in the deep
30:47It's not in the deep
30:48It's not in the deep
30:49It's done it
30:50It's very minor
30:51It's like a brown color
30:52Our concept was master chef
30:53But we went to the master's
30:54They were dirty
30:55Dardy
30:57This is the theme
30:58If you listen to it
30:59Our theme is
31:00That
31:01All the people who feel
31:02They are very strong
31:03They have made it
31:04A good challenge
31:05You have done it
31:06That's why I want to rely on this
31:08For this testing
31:09Sir, you believe
31:10I will eat it
31:11You have given it
31:12Toast it
31:13And they said
31:14What happened?
31:15I will tell you
31:16If you have eaten it
31:17Then you will eat anything
31:18If you have eaten it
31:19Sir
31:20Sir
31:21You will only do this
31:22You will only do this
31:23Today
31:24People
31:25Don't do this
31:26And it's so bad
31:27That if you want
31:28It can also be slipped
31:29Paisa
31:30What is wrong?
31:31You are almost there
31:33Almost there
31:34You killed it
31:35And you have to do this
31:36And this is what's up
31:37How did you do this
31:38Can you say
31:39That's true
31:40How did you get into it?
31:41And you did
31:42You can do it
31:43You don't have to try
31:44You love it
31:45You know
31:45This is the kind of
31:46Ashton who
31:47Michifanya
31:48Is
31:48Like
31:49It's
31:49You know
31:51You know
31:52I don't have to
31:54You want to
31:55You know
31:59You tell your faith that we are making all the food for humans
32:03We have to think about the food for babies
32:05So we are making the food for babies?
32:07You are in my opinion
32:09Fade! Fade! Fade!
32:11Fade! Fade! Fade! Fade!
32:13Fade! Fade!
32:23Okay, that's right
32:25I have eaten
32:27No, no, no lunch without milk
32:29I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it
32:31Sir, I don't want to put the rest of the food for you
32:35I don't want to say that my food is like this
32:37My food is very good, sir
32:38My food is going straight to the heart
32:40My food is not going to the ground
32:42After going to the ground, we have blocked arteries
32:44Okay?
32:45What do you say?
32:46Where do you go to the barbeque sauce?
32:49Yes, I've been very hard
32:51You've come too long
32:53You put the sweet methi
32:55The Punjabi touch
32:57You're making the barbeque sauce
32:58Okay
32:59Sir, you don't eat
33:00And the camera crew is doing
33:02Just eat it
33:03Oh, my God
33:04Oh, my God
33:09I have to take you too
33:10Sir, is this safe for human consumption?
33:12There's a tie
33:14I'm not going to let you take you too
33:16I'm not going to let you know
33:17I told you
33:19I told you
33:20You said excellent
33:21I told you
33:22Excellent
33:23Excellent
33:24I told you
33:25You told everyone
33:25He told everyone
33:26You told everyone
33:27And you gave everyone
33:28What a bad thing in this food!
33:42In this food, it will be like 10 minutes in this food.
33:47Okay, so the first award is for Kandu,
33:50which is the most bad food.
33:53We can't eat it.
33:55We can't eat it.
34:01This country has no power of talent.
34:05I can't even tell you.
34:07Everyone says that you won't be able to do bowling.
34:09And today, they eat it.
34:11They eat it.
34:13You know what it is.
34:15Thank you very much.
34:17You understood us.
34:19We were here.
34:21We didn't do anything.
34:23What do you want to do?
34:25Kandu.
34:26You want to do whatever you want to do.
34:27It's your job.
34:28I'll tell you.
34:29You can also make a card and a helmet.
34:31You can also give it.
34:33Thank you guys.
34:35Good job.
34:36Good job.
34:37For all my fans, Kandu, thank you.
34:42Are you again?
34:44We have a tie.
34:46We have a tie.
34:47It's very difficult to judge.
34:48No, it's not a tie.
34:49It's not a tie.
34:50It's a very soft competition.
34:51We're going to go down.
34:52I'll give you a hand.
34:53After Kandu, you'll get a star.
34:54The star is good also.
34:55Yeah.
34:56So, you want to call the star?
34:57Yes.
34:58After all our episodes,
35:01which will have the most number of stars,
35:03will win.
35:04Now, you can't say anything.
35:05You won't be disappointed.
35:07Don't be disappointed.
35:08You won't be disappointed.
35:09Excuse me.
35:10If you guys show it, please.
35:12Please.
35:13Look at that table.
35:14Kandu is decided.
35:15Okay.
35:16Let's show it.
35:17Let's call.
35:18We're first.
35:19One star is getting.
35:20One star.
35:21Wow.
35:22Look at that.
35:23Yes.
35:24One star is getting.
35:28Yes, ma.
35:29And you will get one star.
35:33What do we mean?
35:34Let's go.
35:36Let's go.
35:37Let's go.
35:38Let's go.
35:39Very good.
35:40You got a star.
35:41Who is first?
35:42Who is first?
35:43Let's go.
35:44Let's go.
35:45Let's go.
35:46Let's go.
35:47Let's go.
35:48Let's go.
35:52Now, you know.
35:53How many stars will be the same thing?
35:55How many stars will be the same thing?
35:56I will be the same.
35:57Come on.
35:58Come on.
35:59Come on.
36:00Come on.
36:01Two stars.
36:02Yes.
36:04Very nice.
36:06I believe they are saying this.
36:07We are saying that.
36:08How many stars will be the same thing?
36:09Holy stars.
36:10Today, we have to fight againstação.
36:11I have to give you a speech.
36:12They are nice.
36:13I will put you on the back.
36:14My mouth is afraid.
36:15When the two good people,
36:16with great dignity,
36:17With great faith.
36:18And with great цarming.
36:19And with great blood.
36:20And with great blood.
36:21And with great blood.
36:22And with great blood.
36:23And with great blood.
36:24When you're in a heart.
36:25But you're in a heart.
36:26It's war not.
36:27This is a blessing.
36:28We are going to have a new program for Pakistan
36:30when we can stay with two
36:32I can go with a new job
36:34Please
36:36Please
36:40Your makeup is on me
36:42You are my own
36:44You are my own
36:46I don't know
36:48I don't know
36:50I don't know
36:52The stars will be the most
36:54They won this round
36:56They are so happy that they got an Oscar
36:58They won this round
37:00Let's see Ammar and Mariam Nafis
37:02We will get three stars
37:04Wow
37:06Good job
37:08I was happy that Ammar won't win
37:10Let's go
37:12Take the next one
37:14Take the next one
37:16Take the next one
37:18Sir let me ask you
37:20Thank you
37:22Good job
37:24Good job
37:26Thank you sir
37:36So this was Kashmir Comedy Kitchen
37:38First episode
37:40Back to School
37:42You can see that
37:44They have all over the class
37:46They have learned from the school
37:48The school has changed
37:50But if you want to
37:52Don't make your brain
37:54Please don't do technology
37:56Don't focus on them
37:58Or they will be better in the age of 40
38:00They will be better
38:02Seth
38:04Please
38:06Ending
38:08You will be the next week
38:10Till then
38:11Allah Hafiz
38:12Thank you
38:14Watch me
38:15You call somebody Kitchen
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