Watt Wercer's Wretched Wrants 1: Homeless Highlander Housing!

Originally uploaded to YouTube Feb 1 2024 This video is a work of fiction. Satirony

Transcript

00:00What worse, sir? At your disservice.

00:04I-N-T-P-N-E-P-they.

00:07Yo, Uncle Sam, are you getting tired of homeless people?

00:12But what can be done?

00:14If you can't increase the number of inhabited houses,

00:17then you have to decrease the number of people demanding housing.

00:22Highlander housing.

00:24I was considering naming this video after a modest proposal by Taylor Swift,

00:30but I don't believe in modesty.

00:34Here's how it works.

00:36You buy one house in each city,

00:39then announce that when there's only one homeless person left in each city,

00:44they get that house for free.

00:46All you need to do is buy a few abandoned buildings,

00:50put on a single PSA,

00:52then sit back and watch as the homeless population

00:55naturally decreases with no outside influence.