00:07Yo, Uncle Sam, are you getting tired of homeless people?
00:12Don't worry, I don't want to end homelessness for any good reason.
00:17I'm just worried that one of them might inconvenience me by dying on my front lawn.
00:23But what can be done?
00:25Building new houses or putting a tax on owning empty homes is out of the question.
00:31If you did that, real estate speculators would have to take a risk like they keep bragging about.
00:36And we can't have that now, can we?
00:39If you can't increase the number of inhabited houses, then you have to decrease the number of people demanding housing.
00:47But you aren't allowed to deploy your own troops against your own civilians.
00:53And law enforcement? What could they do?
00:56Putting all the homeless people behind bars would mean putting a roof over their head.
01:01And that's a little too close to just giving them what they want.
01:05Decriminalizing drugs hasn't helped, as homeless people can't afford enough to overdose.
01:11And you apparently think you're too good to add a little secret ingredient so everyone's next trip is one way.
01:20With all these restrictions in place, there's only one way left to get homeless people off the streets.
01:27Highlander housing.
01:29I was considering naming this video after a modest proposal by Taylor Swift.
01:35But I don't believe in modesty.
01:39Here's how it works.
01:41You buy one house in each city, then announce that when there's only one homeless person left in each city, they get that house for free.
01:51All you need to do is buy a few abandoned buildings, put on a single PSA, then sit back and watch as the homeless population naturally decreases with no outside influence.
02:04Once it's down to one per city, it should be easy to house the remaining, sorry, entire homeless population.
02:14For less than a single PSA, your home, friends or less than your home.
02:15Just sitting around the aisle, running along the aisle, getting the dog done.
02:19First of all, we have to exchange as the crappy frequent Occulence haciendo parts, through our city arrangements, as well as the newening home.
02:20So, as well as you might be having a lovely club, it's only one of those things as far as the flooding and還有 being past the sky.
02:24And in that moment the price of the burden the city is nearby.
02:26And then that perhaps you've been using one house for more than two years if you can
