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00:00Tired of chasing behemoths in a dinghy?
00:07Do other pirates laugh at your firepower?
00:10Well, not anymore. Meet Abby. Half warship, half whale.
00:15Check out these fully restored cannons, manned by a certified gunner.
00:19Oh wait, there's a twist in the tail.
00:21The Torrent Cannon! You heard that right.
00:24A full blast essence ray elix plus alpha 2 death fire beam
00:27surgically mounted at Abby's death.
00:30And finally, need a seasoned captain?
00:32We've got a legend, folks.
00:33Captain David Jones. Head and body swords separately.
00:36Buy one, get one free. Offer valid until reality collapses.
00:39Kraken not included. Yet.
00:44Any access?
00:46Score!
00:50Oh, you had me at 666.
00:57Thanks, Dave.
01:07I'm Mike Morrino.
01:12Hello.
01:13He's aslive as Gesundheit going in five years.
01:18Home.
01:20Youỏ winds.
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