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00:00:30THE END
00:01:00I am not interested in your problems, Agent Karloff.
00:01:09I am only interested in getting our property back
00:01:11and getting rid of their agent permanently.
00:01:30The END
00:01:40This is Banner.
00:01:44I must meet you.
00:01:47Well, I can finish up here later.
00:01:50Sure.
00:01:51When can we meet?
00:01:52Not tomorrow.
00:01:54I've got a little side trip I've got to take first.
00:01:57The next day, then?
00:01:58I could meet you Thursday night in L.A., though.
00:02:00At the Bonaventure?
00:02:01Yeah, at the Bonaventure.
00:02:02Sure.
00:02:03Okay.
00:02:04All right, Miss Karloff.
00:02:05Eight-ish?
00:02:06Eight-ish it is, then.
00:02:08Okay.
00:02:09Sorry, Ling.
00:02:12Got to go.
00:02:13But maybe we can pick this up another time, huh?
00:02:16Or even another lifetime, darling.
00:02:20Ciao.
00:02:20Bye.
00:02:20Oh, my God.
00:02:50Oh, what a waste.
00:02:56Francois, are you coming?
00:02:57Oui, monsieur.
00:02:59At least, monsieur Banner, I got my gun off.
00:03:04God, I love this job.
00:03:06I'm living on the edge
00:03:31Without a prayer inside
00:03:34You've got me walking on a ledge
00:03:39In the darkest part of night
00:03:44Standing at the end
00:03:47With so much left to learn
00:03:51You know that you're my only friend
00:03:55I've got nowhere left to turn
00:03:59I'm living on the end
00:04:04Standing all alone
00:04:07I'm walking on a ledge
00:04:12With nowhere left to go
00:04:15But one day I'll be free
00:04:19And I'll step down off the ledge
00:04:24Until it's over
00:04:26I'll be living on the edge
00:04:32When I'm alone with you
00:04:40The world becomes so clear
00:04:44But then the moments are so few
00:04:48When I can have you near me
00:04:53So much time to work
00:04:57So little time to play
00:05:00I guess it's just my love in life
00:05:05And a heavy price to pay
00:05:08I'm living on the edge
00:05:13And you're just standing all alone
00:05:17I'm walking on a ledge
00:05:22With nowhere left to go
00:05:25And one day I'll be free
00:05:30And I'll step down off the ledge
00:05:33Until it's over
00:05:36I'll be living on the edge
00:05:40When it's over
00:05:48Truly over
00:05:51I'll be waiting for you
00:05:57When it's over
00:06:03Truly over
00:06:06I'll be here
00:06:08I'll be here
00:06:09I'll be here
00:06:10With you
00:06:13With you
00:06:14I'm living on the edge
00:06:20I'm living on the edge
00:06:26Just standing all alone
00:06:28I'm walking on the edge
00:06:31I'm walking on the edge
00:06:33With nowhere left to go
00:06:36But one day I'll be free
00:06:39And I'll step down off the ledge
00:06:45Until it's over
00:06:47I'll be living on the edge
00:06:51Where the hell is that unreliable son of a bitch?
00:07:04How come you can be on time and he can't?
00:07:06He's here, sir.
00:07:06I saw him in his quarters last night.
00:07:08I'll bet you did.
00:07:09I thought you two were through again.
00:07:11Listen, why don't you just give this to him?
00:07:12I'm sick and tired of sitting around
00:07:14waiting for the great Mr. Banner.
00:07:16You called?
00:07:20Well, hi-o.
00:07:21What the hell is she doing here?
00:07:25Well, why don't you just think of me
00:07:27as your report card, Python?
00:07:29No, Mr. E counts on me
00:07:31to protect the special interests
00:07:33of these special operations.
00:07:35You're doing a swell job, Chesley.
00:07:37Just what I need, a goddamn watchdog.
00:07:43Just keep it up, Python.
00:07:47And you're a dick man.
00:07:51You know, Python, it's really good
00:07:54to see our two agencies working together again.
00:07:58On this mission hotshot,
00:08:00you're working for me.
00:08:01Oh, is that a fact, Colonel?
00:08:03As long as I outrank you, it is.
00:08:05Gentlemen, I believe we have a job to do.
00:08:09All right, just run it down, Python.
00:08:11It's pretty cut and dry, Sonny.
00:08:14But if you need me to explain it to you,
00:08:16you've got to go someplace you're not supposed to be
00:08:18to take out a radar installation
00:08:20that's not supposed to exist.
00:08:21And there's one more thing, super spy.
00:08:25I want you to remember that it's because of you
00:08:27I lost my legs in the interest
00:08:30of interagency cooperation.
00:08:33Now, you get the hell out of here
00:08:35before I really get mad.
00:08:37And I want you to check with me
00:08:38every step of the way.
00:08:42And if you need backup, I'm your contact.
00:08:44You understand?
00:08:46Trust me.
00:08:47I want you to check with me.
00:09:17Okay, Banner, it looks like
00:09:46the camp is just a half a mile to the east.
00:09:53We might as well take it down.
00:09:56Hey, did you get a good look at that radar unit?
00:09:58Yeah, yeah, there's only a couple of guys around.
00:10:00It looks like a piece of cake.
00:10:02Well, hell, Jake.
00:10:03Let's go get a piece.
00:10:04Oh, please, Banner.
00:10:24Oh, my God.
00:10:27Oh, my God.
00:10:57Oh, Jacqueline, give me your .38, would you?
00:11:05What?
00:11:07Just a little extra protection for me.
00:11:13Daddy Yankee?
00:11:17Buenos dias, senorita.
00:11:21Come on, Banner. Let's blow this pop stand.
00:11:24This?
00:11:24I'm sure our comrades are going to bang on this one.
00:11:27Here, take an end to this, will you?
00:11:28You're the only one who has a son of a son of a son.
00:11:32You're the only one who has been, and this is what happened to you.
00:11:35Then you can try to Pikachu.
00:11:37Let's go!
00:11:38To the future of your family, I am going there.
00:11:40Now, I have to go.
00:11:42Then I can go.
00:11:45Goodbye!
00:11:46I have to go.
00:11:48I have to go.
00:11:48Finally, I have to go.
00:11:50Go.
00:11:50I'm going to climb.
00:11:51Oh, my God!
00:12:21I don't know.
00:12:51I don't know.
00:13:21I don't know.
00:13:51I don't know.
00:14:21I don't know.
00:14:51The target is in sight, sir.
00:14:56Good, Lieutenant.
00:14:58What about your friend, Banner?
00:15:00You got him spotted yet?
00:15:03No.
00:15:04No sign of him yet.
00:15:21I don't know.
00:15:31I don't know.
00:15:31I don't know.
00:15:33I don't know.
00:15:33I don't know.
00:15:34I don't know.
00:15:35I don't know.
00:15:36I don't know.
00:15:37I don't know.
00:15:38I don't know.
00:15:39I don't know.
00:15:41I don't know.
00:15:42I don't know.
00:15:43I don't know.
00:15:44I don't know.
00:15:45I don't know.
00:15:45I don't know.
00:15:46I don't know.
00:15:47I don't know.
00:15:47I don't know.
00:15:47I don't know.
00:15:48I don't know.
00:15:49I don't know.
00:15:50Let's take a night, Gracie.
00:16:20Black Panther, Black Panther, what's the status of our man?
00:16:40Banners made it into the compound where the Cubans are storing that JVQ radar jamming unit.
00:16:48It's not that guy for small miracles.
00:16:50You were right.
00:16:52It is compact.
00:16:54Maybe even mobile.
00:16:56Could be a very serious threat.
00:16:58The only serious threat out there is that son-of-a-bitch banner.
00:17:03All right, just stick to the script and get the job done.
00:17:07Yes, sir, whatever it takes. Just as planned.
00:17:18I'm going to go.
00:17:19I'm going to go.
00:17:20I'm going to go.
00:17:21Never mind.
00:17:23I'm going to go.
00:18:28Steven, hurry.
00:18:38Shit.
00:18:40Stratvich, he broke banner, my friend.
00:18:54It's been a long time.
00:18:56Too long.
00:18:57Too bad.
00:18:59Our little visit will be short.
00:19:02What the hell is he to now?
00:19:10Jeez.
00:19:11Lieutenant.
00:19:11Yes, sir?
00:19:12Take it there's a problem.
00:19:13Yes.
00:19:14We might need some backup.
00:19:15I figured you as much.
00:19:16What's your position?
00:19:18Banner's coordinates, they're 457.7 latitude, 52.8 longitude.
00:19:26He's got about 30 seconds, sir, to make a splash, or should I say a bang?
00:19:31All right, just get on with it.
00:19:32Play it safe and cover your ass.
00:19:35Get out of there, with or without Banner.
00:19:37Yes, sir.
00:19:38Yes, I know the drill.
00:19:40Jacqueline.
00:19:41Yes.
00:19:41I hope he doesn't forget what he came there for.
00:19:44Yes, I'm sure he'll take the jamming unit out.
00:19:46He can take care of himself, sir.
00:19:48Yeah, if I know him, he'll probably take himself out with it.
00:19:52And don't worry about the backup.
00:19:54It's on its way.
00:19:56Out.
00:20:06Yeah, this is Python.
00:20:08Give me the Pentagon.
00:20:11Huh?
00:20:12I'm surprised that your government can't do better than this.
00:20:15Oh, General, you know what the budget cuts that our government's doing.
00:20:26I mean, it just makes our job a little harder.
00:20:28Ah!
00:20:37Nice.
00:20:38Nice.
00:20:39You know, General, time flies when you're having fun, doesn't it?
00:20:43Come on, get out of there, Stephen James Banner.
00:21:00Come on, get out of there, Stephen James Banner.
00:21:04No, bruh.
00:21:07No, no, no, no.
00:21:09Come on, come on, come on.
00:21:11Send me.
00:21:12Get up!
00:21:13Find me!
00:21:14determination.
00:21:15I'm sorry.
00:21:16I'm sorry.
00:21:16I'm sorry.
00:21:21Come on, get in.
00:21:23дb Jack.
00:21:252
00:21:27I'm sorry.
00:21:27Wait!
00:21:28You know!
00:21:29Go on, get in.
00:21:30Oh!
00:21:31Hold on l go!
00:21:31I'm sorry it was you!
00:21:32Come on, come on!
00:21:34Come on, come on!
00:21:36Come on!
00:21:37Come on!
00:21:38How are you doing?
00:21:40Come on!
00:21:47Get out!
00:21:48Get out of here!
00:21:50Get out of here!
00:21:52Get out of here!
00:22:02Don't lie, Lord!
00:22:04My God!
00:22:05I'm gonna kill you!
00:22:07I'll kill you!
00:22:09I can't be a fool of the fool!
00:22:12I'm gonna kill you!
00:22:15I'm gonna kill you!
00:22:17Let's leave!
00:22:18Don't worry!
00:22:19So, we'll kill you!
00:22:21Let's go!
00:22:22Let's go!
00:22:23Let's go!
00:22:24Let's go!
00:22:25Let's go!
00:22:27Let's go!
00:22:28Let's go!
00:22:29Let's go!
00:22:31Let's go!
00:22:32Let's go.
00:23:02I wonder why I am so fired.
00:23:32Code 5, Code 4, come in.
00:23:44Can you read?
00:23:46I'm a little busy right now.
00:23:48I'm sorry.
00:23:49I lost your visual.
00:23:50Can you make it to the plate?
00:23:52Roger, I'm almost there.
00:23:53You better be too, Jack.
00:23:54I'm around.
00:24:11What's up?
00:24:14What's up?
00:24:14This is Code 5. Code 5. Jacqueline, are you there? Come in.
00:24:29Tanner, what was that explosion?
00:24:31Is our ticket out of here?
00:24:33The plane? The plane's been hit?
00:24:36All right, listen. I radioed for some backup earlier.
00:24:40There should be a chopper at the rendezvous point.
00:24:42Any minute.
00:24:44Okay, on my way.
00:24:46You better be there, you son of a bitch.
00:25:12It's fine, Jacqueline. Get the hell out of here.
00:25:16That's enormous.
00:25:18It's fine, Jacqueline. Get the hell out of here.
00:25:32That's enormous.
00:25:34I'm in order.
00:25:46He's free.
00:25:48Whoa!
00:25:49Hey buddy.
00:25:51Three of the crowd.
00:25:53Mm, mm, mm.
00:25:55It's good to hear you.
00:25:57Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:26:14Buddy.
00:26:16Three in the crowd.
00:26:22Oh, Steven.
00:26:24Jack.
00:26:27Bravo, Leader. This is Code 5, Commander. Do you have copy?
00:26:38One, three base, three units.
00:26:40All right. The target is permanently disabled.
00:26:43I repeat, permanently disabled.
00:26:46Take your troops to the pre-designated coordinates
00:26:49and destroy the remains of the camp.
00:26:51Do you understand, Bravo, Leader?
00:26:53One, two, good.
00:26:55Good.
00:26:58God damn it, Banner. Nobody touches that camp.
00:27:03Do you copy, Bravo, Leader?
00:27:05Banner, what frequency are you on?
00:27:08Switching to frequency 1.25 X-ray.
00:27:12Charlie Company, Team Leader, are you in position?
00:27:17Banner, can anybody hear me?
00:27:20I knew he'd do this to me.
00:27:21They're gonna have my ass for this.
00:27:22Good.
00:27:23But remember, this is the 1980s, guys, and not the Bay of Pigs, so just back up Bravo Company with some firepower and get your boys home.
00:27:41Is it understood, Charlie?
00:27:42Yes, sir, Captain.
00:27:43We're moving in now.
00:27:44Good luck, man.
00:27:45Out.
00:27:46We're moving in now.
00:27:47We're moving in now.
00:28:02We're moving.
00:28:03Hatter!
00:31:03Ah, Comrade Karloff.
00:31:05Is the meeting still on?
00:31:07Yes, sir.
00:31:08I reached banner in Hong Kong.
00:31:11Thought this guy was raising hell in Cuba.
00:31:14That's the preliminary report.
00:31:16Let's see.
00:31:17Banner.
00:31:19B-A-N-N-E-R.
00:31:25Stephen James.
00:31:28Data is coming up on the screen now.
00:31:30Oh, yes.
00:31:32Number three.
00:31:34Age 32.
00:31:36Single.
00:31:37High kill ratio.
00:31:39Very deadly man, this banner character.
00:31:43Sir, I don't understand what's so important about the print of that Christmas film Mr. E got from us, or why we'd even want it back.
00:31:51That film's story is not just fictitious Hollywood.
00:31:55There was only one print of that film before we destroyed the negative.
00:32:01But this film documents what one of our agents, the one Mickey Schultz, did last Christmas.
00:32:07And what his potential is for doing more damage this year.
00:32:12That footage is real, Comrade.
00:32:15Pardon me, General, but this doesn't seem to be very important from our country's point of view.
00:32:20Just get the film away from the Americans and drop it in the vault at our UN operations.
00:32:27Yes, sir.
00:32:28Ladies and gentlemen, would you please give Mr. E. your own divided opinion?
00:32:58I believe you all know why you're here.
00:33:03Uh, if you will allow me, sir.
00:33:05It took a great deal of effort and interagency cooperation in order to obtain this valuable piece of blackmail.
00:33:15I have personally laid my reputation on the line.
00:33:19Now, if you will, pay close attention to what you're going to see on the screen.
00:33:28The subject had no knowledge that he was being filmed.
00:33:49Suffice it to say, this is confidential.
00:33:55I trust that nothing will go beyond this room.
00:33:58Agreed?
00:33:59Thank you, Mr. E.
00:34:01Roll film, please.
00:34:04Okay, right away.
00:34:05Okay, let's do it.
00:34:07Okay, let's do it.
00:34:25Let's do it.
00:34:25Okay, let's do it.
00:34:28What is this, a joke?
00:34:43I assure you, it's not.
00:34:46And if you'll just be patient, Lieutenant,
00:34:49we'll all be able to find out just how critical this is to our national security.
00:34:56And I'm a cop.
00:34:57I carry a badge, a gun, and bullets, and a night's ticket, and handcuffs in.
00:35:04And I'm stressed out.
00:35:05I'm stressed out.
00:35:12I'm stressed out.
00:35:15I'm stressed out.
00:35:20Are you in Europe?
00:35:50Now remember, this particular incident happened over 20 years ago.
00:36:09The boy was just about 8 years old then, was institutionalized, presumably for life.
00:36:17Uh, Madame Claus?
00:36:19Oh, you mean subordinate Claus.
00:36:38Hey! Mickey, look at that! Mickey, look at that!
00:36:47Oh, my God!
00:36:49Oh, my God!
00:36:51Oh, my God!
00:36:53Oh, my God!
00:36:55Oh, my God!
00:36:59Hmm.
00:37:02Yes, let's go.
00:37:06Anybody have to go through this morning.
00:37:10Yes?
00:37:11Well, imagine if this, I'd like to have to enter this.
00:37:14It's all over the way.
00:37:18It's all over the place.
00:37:19We into UI.
00:37:24That, folks, was almost 20 years ago.
00:37:30turn on the lights what's wrong with the film
00:37:47what are you guys doing back here what it appears the uh the rest of the film is missing sir
00:37:56gone find that film today put your best man on it yes sir consider it done
00:38:21steven i'm so glad you can make dinner tonight
00:38:23i must say it's been a most enlightening evening why thank you steven and i must say i was
00:38:31certainly surprised to know you were free tonight the scuttlebutt around the office
00:38:36since you're working on a very important project
00:38:39maybe but that's pretty much behind us now uh tell me miss carloff how long you've been with
00:38:47another agency and how would you know about my son oh well you certainly aren't inquisitive
00:38:53little devil aren't you i almost feel as if you don't trust me steven no i'm not at all
00:39:00this has been a long trip back from hong kong that's all i'm just a little tired excuse me
00:39:05sir you have an urgent phone call oh god i'm never gonna see you banner here steven i'm glad i found you
00:39:13how did you uh i won't even ask i suppose it's important though huh mr e is livid
00:39:21someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered
00:39:26you suspect of course uh yes a double agent
00:39:29uh right lieutenant i think the answer might be staring me right in the face
00:39:36what never mind i'll uh i'll explain it all later
00:39:40uh where's the meet at the submarine base about one hour
00:39:44okay sure
00:39:45well it's gonna be deep run but duty does call uh waiter can this lovely lady have some coffee
00:39:55or perhaps you prefer a black russian
00:39:58again a check give me a scotch of water straight up certainly madam oh and this should take care of
00:40:10the goddamn bill
00:40:11mr e is livid someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered
00:40:28looking for me jacqueline
00:40:49late as usual banner well don't worry
00:40:55i've brought along some of those gizmos you guys like to play with
00:40:59here's your a48 decoder
00:41:03it'll get you into the soviet's computer room at the u.n
00:41:06we think the film's in the safe by the main terminal room
00:41:10god i love these toys
00:41:14knock it off i signed for that
00:41:16now here's their latest printout cross-referenced to gain access to the main computer
00:41:21it should open the safe hopefully the film's still in there
00:41:24what's with this film anyway jacqueline
00:41:27porno movies right
00:41:30not likely but mr e's bent on getting this back into our hands
00:41:34says it could be a real smoking gun for the kremlin
00:41:37so they haven't even told you
00:41:39rather high security jacqueline
00:41:42rather high priority banner
00:41:45touché
00:41:52miss karloff what is your location
00:41:56i'm right outside our computer operations building steven has already gone in
00:42:01steven are you two that close
00:42:04are you two that close
00:42:06please general
00:42:08if he's as good as his record
00:42:11he might just bypass security
00:42:14decode the safe
00:42:16and get the film back into united states hands
00:42:19i agree
00:42:24i suggest we bring in more manpower
00:42:27yet karloff
00:42:28i don't want anyone
00:42:30not even our own people seeing that film
00:42:33homerad
00:42:35mickey
00:42:36that kid in the film
00:42:38he's now an adult
00:42:39and one of our agents
00:42:40he must be protected
00:42:46i see no purpose in going on with this charade
00:42:49i see no purpose in going on with this charade
00:42:53i see no purpose in going on with this charade
00:43:00i see no purpose in going on with this charade
00:43:06i see no purpose in going on with this charade
00:43:08in truth
00:43:10he's no agent
00:43:12he's no agent
00:43:14he's my grandson
00:43:15he's my grandson
00:43:17a psychopathic killer
00:43:19whose identity if known to the rest
00:43:21could prove very embarrassing to our government
00:43:25and definitely
00:43:27the end of my career
00:43:29but sir i thought that
00:43:31but sir i thought that
00:43:32enough said comrade
00:43:33just recover that film
00:43:36and deliver it directly to me
00:43:38yes sir consider it done
00:43:40end communication
00:43:43goodbye carlo
00:43:47and good luck
00:44:01so
00:44:31PHONE RINGS
00:45:01Do you want to play a game?
00:45:12Uh, no computer, I do not want to play a game
00:45:16Oh, please enter your security code then
00:45:31I acknowledge your authority, let us begin
00:45:41By all means, I'd like to know computer, where the movie film that was recently deposited here is being kept
00:45:49The motion picture film is being kept in the master safe in the east part of this room
00:45:56Good. Computer, just what is on that film that's so damn important?
00:46:04Apparently, one of our Moscow-based generals had a son who is a psychopathic killer
00:46:12One Christmas Eve, he hacked up his mother and his father
00:46:16Enough
00:46:17What the hell
00:46:22Sir?
00:46:24Uh, nothing computer
00:46:26Begin sequencing the combination of the airlock safe
00:46:34The sequencing to open the master safe has been done
00:46:39Okay, thank you computer
00:46:41Only ten seconds now until you will have access to the vault
00:46:46Continue, thank you
00:46:48Countdown
00:46:51Bye
00:46:53Five
00:46:54Four
00:46:55Three
00:46:56Two
00:46:57And open
00:46:59You now have two minutes
00:47:06You now have two minutes
00:47:08Good to, uh, good job, oh boy
00:47:10What was that?
00:47:11Damn it
00:47:14I want
00:47:15You, you can run
00:47:27You can't hide
00:47:30You can't run
00:47:32You can't hide
00:47:33Nothing is in your eyes
00:47:35You let me die
00:47:40It's time to die
00:47:44It's time to fight
00:47:55You can't hear me
00:47:58I see
00:48:00You can't hear me
00:48:01You can't hear me
00:48:02What can you do?
00:48:22Fight! Fight!
00:48:27We got faith in you
00:48:31Fight! Fight!
00:48:33And I'm out of here
00:48:35Fight! We got to show
00:48:38I got to show
00:48:40Fight! Fight!
00:48:42For your life
00:48:44You turn my rules
00:48:47You gotta beat me up
00:48:50Fight! Fight!
00:48:52For your life
00:48:54You got to show
00:48:56I got to show you
00:48:57You lost
00:49:00You got to show me
00:49:02Fight!
00:49:04Fight!
00:49:06That was right
00:49:08You got to show me
00:49:11Give me the best
00:49:22I stood
00:49:53Ah, Mr. E. Good timing.
00:50:04Hit it, driver.
00:50:23This is Banner.
00:50:25Catch me through the aerial surveillance.
00:50:27Yeah, this is field agent Banner.
00:50:31Getting some aerial surveillance on target,
00:50:33heading south on 101.
00:50:43Can you get the target inside?
00:50:47Yeah, it is a motorcycle.
00:50:49Right.
00:50:52Just keep the distance and be ready to fire if necessary.
00:50:56Faster, driver.
00:50:58There's no reason I can say.
00:51:01Answer my questions.
00:51:05Don't take me away.
00:51:08Hey!
00:51:09Hey!
00:51:10Hey!
00:51:11Hey!
00:51:12Hey!
00:51:13Hey!
00:51:14Hey!
00:51:15Hey!
00:51:16Hey!
00:51:17Hey!
00:51:18Hey!
00:51:19Hey!
00:51:20Hey!
00:51:21Hey!
00:51:24Hey!
00:51:26Hey!
00:51:26Hey!
00:51:28Hey!
00:51:30Yeah!
00:51:31Hey!
00:51:32Hey!
00:51:32No, no, hold your fire.
00:51:52I think you're okay.
00:51:55I'm off the screen.
00:52:02I'm off the screen.
00:52:09I'm off the screen.
00:52:12I'm off the screen.
00:52:14Follow him, driver.
00:52:17Well, I'm afraid we've lost this matter.
00:52:33Well, maybe not.
00:52:38Ah!
00:52:40Ah!
00:52:41Oh!
00:52:42Oh!
00:52:43Ah!
00:52:44Oh!
00:52:45Ah!
00:52:46Ah!
00:52:47Ah!
00:52:48Ah!
00:52:49Ah!
00:52:50You know that film over here?
00:52:51Die, you son of a bitch!
00:52:52You cheap son of a bitch!
00:52:53That's what you get for sticking me with a check!
00:52:57Oh!
00:52:58Not so fast, Karloff.
00:53:00Ah!
00:53:01You asshole!
00:53:04You asshole!
00:53:17Of course, now that the film is gone,
00:53:20we could say we just did our part for detente, huh?
00:53:27Ciao.
00:53:29But, Fanner, I don't know how to land this thing!
00:53:33Damn you!
00:53:37It does have a nice ass, though.
00:53:51Okay.
00:53:55Yes?
00:53:58What?
00:53:59Put it on the screen!
00:54:03How close is our sub?
00:54:09And the Americans?
00:54:12Get our divers in the water!
00:54:14Now!
00:54:15I want that film!
00:54:17I want that film!
00:54:18I want that film!
00:54:21Oh!
00:54:22Oh!
00:54:34Permission to come aboard, Corporal?
00:54:35Oh, yes, sir.
00:54:36Yes, sir, Captain Banner.
00:54:38Mr. Corporal, I am.
00:54:39Nice of you to drop in like this.
00:54:41I hope you didn't, uh, dress up on my account.
00:54:45Well, gee.
00:54:46Uh, Lieutenant.
00:54:49I've been running around a lot today.
00:54:51Rush the sub, close your fists on target, ma'am.
00:54:53Thank you, Corporal.
00:54:54Come on, Steven.
00:54:55Come on, Steven.
00:54:56Your gear is down in the torpedo.
00:54:57This way, sir.
00:54:58Captain Leaming Bridge.
00:54:59Dive!
00:55:00Dive!
00:55:01Dive!
00:55:02Dive!
00:55:03Dive!
00:55:04Dive!
00:55:05Dive!
00:55:13I'm Scott.
00:55:14I'm Scott.
00:55:15I'm Scott.
00:55:16I'm Scott.
00:55:17Jacqueline, just what the hell is going on with this film?
00:55:20I've been going around here like...
00:55:22Steven, I'll explain everything later.
00:55:24The Russians have to be stopped at any cost.
00:55:27Understood?
00:55:28Yes, yes.
00:55:29Captain, understood.
00:55:31Ma'am, yes, ma'am.
00:55:34Sorry, Steven.
00:55:35Just be careful, okay?
00:55:37Those guys are acting real serious.
00:55:58Oh, God.
00:55:59Would you look at that picture?
00:56:00Who year is that taking, anyway?
00:56:01Still hiding your eyes in front of whining us, don't you, Steven?
00:56:07Oh, Jacqueline.
00:56:08I didn't know I could trust you.
00:56:09You sold it at me.
00:56:10Besides, I've always been able to see right through me anyway.
00:56:13You don't pull me.
00:56:15Oh, Jacqueline, I didn't know I could just, this old hand.
00:56:22Besides, I've always been able to see rights for you anyway.
00:56:26You don't pull me.
00:56:281983.
00:56:30Kyle.
00:56:31What?
00:56:32Oh, the picture, remember?
00:56:34Operation Karnak, I believe.
00:56:37Oh, yeah.
00:56:39Well, we sure got around, didn't we?
00:56:40Mm-hmm.
00:56:45How did I ever let myself get involved with you, Stephen?
00:56:50We can get into the rules.
00:56:51Oh, rules, rules.
00:56:53No interpersonal relationships between agents and that sort of thing.
00:56:57Well, Banner, those are the rules, you know.
00:56:59I know.
00:57:00The agency's rules, Jacqueline.
00:57:03Why do you think they call our unit S-O-V?
00:57:06The hell of them?
00:57:07The hell of Mr. E.
00:57:08May I have this?
00:57:10Stephen!
00:57:11Stephen Gugger!
00:57:12The locket looks really nice on you, Stephen.
00:57:25Do you really like it?
00:57:27Of course I do.
00:57:28I love it.
00:57:30It'll be my good luck charm.
00:57:31Kind of like a gold dog test.
00:57:34Oh, that's the thanks I get for...
00:57:37Damn it, Jacqueline.
00:57:39I don't know why you always want to pick a fight when I gotta leave.
00:57:42It really pisses me off.
00:57:44Well, I never could compete with all your women, Beth.
00:57:47Hey, there never was a contest.
00:57:51Especially me when you're done.
00:57:54Look, Stephen.
00:57:55You are what you are.
00:57:56And it feels like I'm just holding you back.
00:57:59Just holding you, Jacqueline.
00:58:01I'm so proud of you, Stephen James, Banner.
00:58:07I'm so proud of you.
00:58:08I'm so proud of you.
00:58:09I'm so proud of you.
00:58:10I'm so proud of you.
00:58:12Tell that to my heart, which...
00:58:14I think if the moment is breaking, make sure you can't come, Jacqueline.
00:58:21What?
00:58:22To New Zealand?
00:58:23I'm afraid not, babe.
00:58:25I sure won't miss you, though.
00:58:28I'll always miss you.
00:58:29Stephen, I can watch you fight and I can watch you win, but I will never watch you die.
00:58:43And that is the reality of you, that sometimes, some place in the world where you let your guard down, some faceless assassin will kill you.
00:58:55And I think I'd rather not be there for that scene, if you don't mind, darling.
00:59:03And I...
00:59:05Weapons time, you have permission to fire.
00:59:31Fire!
00:59:32Fire!
00:59:33Fire!
00:59:34I want.
01:00:01Fire!
01:00:02Fire!
01:00:03Fire!
01:00:04Fire!
01:00:05Fire!
01:00:06Fire!
01:00:07Fire!
01:00:08Fire!
01:00:09Fire!
01:00:10Fire!
01:00:11Fire!
01:00:12Fire!
01:00:13Fire!
01:00:14Fire!
01:00:15Fire!
01:00:16Fire!
01:00:17Fire!
01:00:18Fire!
01:00:19Fire!
01:00:20Fire!
01:00:21Fire!
01:00:22Fire!
01:00:23Fire!
01:00:24Fire!
01:00:25Fire!
01:00:26Fire!
01:00:27Fire!
01:00:28Fire!
01:00:29Fire!
01:00:30Oh, no!
01:00:32Oh, no!
01:00:34Oh!
01:00:36Oh!
01:00:38Oh, my.
01:00:41Oh, my!
01:00:44Oh, my!
01:00:45Oh, my.
01:00:48Oh!
01:00:49Oh, my.
01:00:53Oh, my.
01:00:57Oh!
01:00:59Oh!
01:01:00Oh!
01:01:08Ladies and gentlemen, we have a great cost.
01:01:36We covered the film that Mr. E. here so desperately wanted.
01:01:39Why, thank you, Captain Banner.
01:01:41I assure you, sir, your efforts will not go unrecognized.
01:01:45After viewing it, though, sir, I must say that this snuff movie Detective Brody obtained
01:01:50appears at first glance to be nothing more than one of those awful holiday horror movies we see in the theaters.
01:01:57But, of course, as all of us know in this room, the murders are real.
01:02:01Certainly, it does reveal the identity of a very sick little boy,
01:02:04and mainly that the killer is the grandson of one of Russia's most premier generals.
01:02:11A very damaging piece of blackmail.
01:02:14But if you want my opinion, Mr. E., and I'm sure that you do,
01:02:18I think in the spirit of glasnost and the friendship that we're now experiencing between our two countries,
01:02:24you should destroy this little film and put our agency to better use next time.
01:02:27That's enough, Captain.
01:02:29Banner, that's just not your call.
01:02:31All right, well, if you'll excuse me, I do have a plane to catch.
01:02:35Oh, and I hope you're amused at this clever little piece of satire.
01:02:39But think hard about what you're going to do with this film.
01:02:43It was up to me.
01:02:44Quite frankly, I would burn it.
01:02:48Good day, gentlemen, ladies, detective,
01:02:51Mr. E., and Joey.
01:02:58If you all remember, in the opening segment of this film,
01:03:03the young boy had just killed his mother and her lover.
01:03:07And that was in 1965.
01:03:10A detective, Brody, here, had put him away.
01:03:13In the next portion, you'll see that young Mickey is back in action,
01:03:17only now he's quite grown up and very, very deadly.
01:03:26Just roll the film, Brody.
01:03:27Hi, Janie.
01:03:48You're just in time.
01:03:51Bobby's over here.
01:03:53Look, Bobby, Janie's here.
01:03:55I know.
01:03:56Hi, Bobby.
01:03:56Hi.
01:03:58Gosh, Mrs. Brown, what a beautiful tree.
01:04:00This here looks like Christmas in here.
01:04:02Thanks, Janie.
01:04:03Look, here's 20 bucks for pizza in case you get hungry.
01:04:07That should cover a tip, too.
01:04:09I'll be out real late tonight,
01:04:10and see that he doesn't get into his presence, okay?
01:04:14I know.
01:04:15No problem, Mrs. Brown.
01:04:16Bobby and I will be just fine.
01:04:18Bobby, now don't make a mess.
01:04:20I just had the place cleaned.
01:04:21I know.
01:04:23Ciao, everyone.
01:04:23No, I'm sorry.
01:04:30Sorry.
01:04:32No, baby.
01:04:47Relax.
01:04:47Don't get so bent out of shape.
01:04:48Relax. Don't get so bent out of shape.
01:04:52No, I just love you so much.
01:04:54They said that he wasn't even you.
01:04:56Sure, just when I thought it was safe to come back into this apartment.
01:04:59Yeah, I knew you were going to say this.
01:05:01I'm sure you did.
01:05:03I had this really freaky dream about this big red moon,
01:05:06and it was just bleeding all over me.
01:05:08It was so corrupt.
01:05:10You know, I get crazy when there's a phone moving.
01:05:13You mean a phone you get crazy?
01:05:15You're nuts anyway.
01:05:17I got it.
01:05:18I got a word that's just going to kill you.
01:05:20Oh, yeah?
01:05:21Yeah.
01:05:21How do you spell fornicate?
01:05:24Fornicate? That's easy.
01:05:26F?
01:05:27You got that?
01:05:28Yeah.
01:05:28O-U-Q.
01:05:30You got that?
01:05:33But, Katie, I'm not sleepy.
01:05:35Shh, Bobby.
01:05:37Now you just close your eyes and get some rest.
01:05:40I'll try to get these people out of here as soon as I can.
01:05:43Remember, Santa's coming tonight.
01:05:45I need help.
01:05:46As strange and amusing as this might appear,
01:05:54keep in mind that every murder you see on this film is real.
01:05:58Rumors have it that a series of so-called snuff films were made
01:06:02using easily manipulated mental patients to commit actual murders.
01:06:07This particular film our experts have documented is absolutely authentic.
01:06:14And more important,
01:06:16the identity of this killer is what is of interest to us.
01:06:21Great interest.
01:06:23BIRDS CHIRP
01:06:53BIRDS CHIRP
01:07:23BIRDS CHIRP
01:07:25BIRDS CHIRP
01:07:27BIRDS CHIRP
01:07:29BIRDS CHIRP
01:07:31BIRDS CHIRP
01:07:33BIRDS CHIRP
01:07:35BIRDS CHIRP
01:07:37BIRDS CHIRP
01:07:39BIRDS CHIRP
01:07:41BIRDS CHIRP
01:07:43BIRDS CHIRP
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01:07:47BIRDS CHIRP
01:07:49BIRDS CHIRP
01:07:51Attention. Attention all units. This is an old points bulletin for a heavy set man reportedly dressed in a red suit, black boots, white beard, and possibly a reindeer.
01:08:14Big, tiny reindeer. The suspect escaped tonight from Sunnydale Sanitarium. His name is Mickey Schultz. His alias. Get this gag. It's Kris Kringle.
01:08:28So he's back in town, huh? A real nut. You know what, Anderson?
01:08:35What, Brody? About 20 years ago, he killed his mother and his old man with a butcher knife on Christmas Eve.
01:08:43I never saw so much blood in my life, and I'll never forget it either.
01:08:49Watch it, Brody. A red light.
01:08:51Fuck him. I'm a cop.
01:08:55Anyway, we went in, and we found the two of them laying there, cacked up like a side of beef.
01:09:02And that little monster standing there with a knife in his hands.
01:09:08My partner, Kelly, he started puking. He started puking his guts out all over the place.
01:09:14Uh, excuse me, Brody. I think we should acknowledge that APB.
01:09:18Don't worry about it, Anderson. I got my own way of finding this one.
01:09:24One looking to his dead black eyes, and I'll know him.
01:09:30He's a stone nut. Ever since he saw his mama kissing Santa Claus, he's been crazy ever since.
01:09:37You know what, Anderson?
01:09:39When the doctors examined the kid's head, they found dog shit for brains.
01:09:45Thank you, Detective, for that illuminating and tasteful description of the murder.
01:09:51Shall we proceed?
01:09:54The next brutal murder takes place here.
01:09:57Hey, man. What's going on?
01:10:09Shoot, I'll check it.
01:10:12I gotta do everything myself.
01:10:27You know what.
01:10:28You can see the butcher one.
01:10:29It's a little messing around.
01:10:30That's just maybe the two brothers together.
01:10:31That's just me, poor.
01:10:32And that's just me.
01:10:33You know what, me.
01:10:34You know what's going on?
01:10:36I will tell you.
01:10:37You know what?
01:10:38I'll take a few minutes.
01:10:39The rest is a little bit smaller.
01:10:40I'll grab some snacks.
01:10:41You know what?
01:10:42I'll take a couple of snacks.
01:10:43If you want to get a little bit more, let's get a little bit.
01:10:44I'll take a few minutes.
01:10:45They can take a few minutes.
01:10:46I'll try it.
01:10:47I'll carry some minutes.
01:10:49And at both of them.
01:10:50You know what?
01:10:51I'll try it.
01:10:52And I'll try it.
01:10:54Well, I guess that's graphic enough to give us the general idea.
01:11:22Obviously, our murderer is quite mad, and he continues killing until there's only one girl left.
01:11:38Mmm. Want some?
01:11:40Mmm, yeah. Oh, minute. I gotta pee.
01:11:45Hey, watch your mouth. You're gonna have to learn how to talk more like a lady.
01:11:52Hey, Sherry! Get a load of this!
01:12:07Fire out!
01:12:09My baby does it, okay?
01:12:16Swish-splash!
01:12:21Swish-splash!
01:12:36Are you looking?
01:12:37Tom, what's all the racket going on?
01:12:48Oh, the tub.
01:12:56Tom, what's all the racket going on?
01:13:01Oh, the tub.
01:13:26Billy, did you hear that?
01:13:39Oh, it's probably just Sherry.
01:13:41She's a moaner.
01:13:42Yeah?
01:13:43How would you know?
01:13:45Billy, hurry.
01:13:46I think you better go see what's wrong.
01:13:48No way, Jose.
01:13:49Please.
01:13:56I better call the police.
01:14:22Oh, my God, the phone's dead.
01:14:26So am I.
01:14:32I'll just fast forward this to get to the end.
01:14:37Now, the point is, is that these murders are real.
01:14:41And the cycle they use to commit them is none other than the grandson of General Alexey Grossoff,
01:14:49of the USSR secret police.
01:14:52And he knows that we know all about it and won't hesitate to use it against him.
01:15:04What?
01:15:05Sure.
01:15:06Go, mate!
01:15:07Oh!
01:15:08You forgot that he died.
01:15:09Ah!
01:15:10Oh!
01:15:11Oh!
01:15:12Oh!
01:15:13Oh!
01:15:14Oh!
01:15:15Oh!
01:15:16Oh!
01:15:17Oh!
01:15:18Oh!
01:15:20Oh, my God.
01:15:50Oh, my God.
01:16:20Oh, no, you're not, detective.
01:16:24As a matter of fact, with this film in the hands of SOB, we are very clearly in charge.
01:16:32It is our intention to leak the information to the KGB and let them take care of their own.
01:16:38It keeps our hands clean of all that messy business and gets rid of an adversary at the same time.
01:16:47Now you know why it was so important to obtain this evidence.
01:16:56Right, Mr. E. Now you know and soon the whole world will know that my grandson grew up to be a very sick man.
01:17:16The last part is, he's still out there.
01:17:22Okay.
01:17:24Okay.
01:17:24Okay.
01:17:25Okay.
01:17:26Okay.
01:17:27Okay.
01:17:28Okay.
01:17:29Okay.
01:17:30Okay.
01:17:31Okay.
01:17:32Okay.
01:17:33Okay.
01:17:34Okay.
01:17:35Okay.
01:17:36Okay.
01:17:37Okay.
01:17:38Okay.
01:17:39Okay.
01:17:40Okay.
01:17:41Okay.
01:17:42Okay.
01:17:43Okay.
01:17:44Okay.
01:17:45Okay.
01:17:46Okay.
01:18:01Actually, you're really very good, Stephen Jamesanno.
01:18:04You know, having this picnic was a great idea.
01:18:06I'm just full of great ideas for Ancella.
01:18:09Such as man?
01:18:11Such as a little more champagne, but please, that crazy story you were telling me about that Mickey character, is it really true?
01:18:20Classified, darling. In fact, I really shouldn't say no more about it.
01:18:24What if he was still alive? Wouldn't you be in danger? I mean, you were responsible for his cop and death.
01:18:30Well, I suppose I do have to take that chance, don't I?
01:18:35Get down, Trancella.
01:18:37Jesus.
01:18:41Francella, it's only jackaline.
01:18:46Just saving your ass again. And it is such a nice ass, Steven.
01:18:51That little Francella of yours just happens to be working at the Soviet embassy down here at the Ivory's.
01:18:57That should be back in Washington by now, Lieutenant.
01:19:00Steven, work is in everything, you know. People do change.
01:19:08You're not kidding.
01:19:11Steven, it's so good to see you again.
01:19:20But darling, I thought you and me, this wasn't supposed to happen.
01:19:23Oh, shut up and kiss me.
01:19:25I thought that was my love, you guys.
01:19:28Oh, say love me.
01:19:30Living on the edge, without a prayer in sight.
01:19:37You've got me walking on a ledge, in the darkest part of night.
01:19:47Standing at the edge, with so much laughter.
01:19:53And running the wind.
01:19:58Yeah.
01:19:59Yeah.
01:20:03Yeah.
01:20:06Yeah.
01:20:07Yeah.
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