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00:00:00To be continued...
00:00:23Oh, my God.
00:00:53I am not interested in your problems, Agent Karloff.
00:01:09I am only interested in getting our property back and getting rid of their agent permanently.
00:01:23Oh, my God.
00:01:33Oh, my God.
00:01:36This is Banner.
00:01:42Banner. Is he there, please?
00:01:43This is Banner.
00:01:44This is Carlo.
00:01:46Mm-hmm.
00:01:46I must meet you.
00:01:47Well, I can finish up here later. Sure.
00:01:51When can we meet?
00:01:52Not tomorrow. I've got a little side trip I've got to take first.
00:01:56The next day, then?
00:01:58I could meet you Thursday night in L.A., though.
00:02:00At the Bonaventure?
00:02:01Yeah, at the Bonaventure. Sure.
00:02:03Okay.
00:02:04All right, Miss Carlo.
00:02:05Eight-ish?
00:02:06Eight-ish it is, then.
00:02:08Okay.
00:02:11Sorry, Ling.
00:02:12Gotta go.
00:02:12But maybe we can pick this up another time, huh?
00:02:16Or even another lifetime, darling.
00:02:20Ciao.
00:02:20All right.
00:02:29I'll be right back, darling.
00:02:31Where are you?
00:02:32Oh, what a waste.
00:02:53Francois, are you coming?
00:02:57Oui, monsieur.
00:02:59At least, monsieur Banner.
00:03:00I got my gun off.
00:03:04God, I love this job.
00:03:06I'm living on the edge.
00:03:31Without a prayer in sight, you've got me walking on the edge.
00:03:39In the darkest part of night, I'm standing at the end.
00:03:47With so much left to learn, you know that you're my only friend.
00:03:55I've got my gun on the edge.
00:03:56I'm living on the edge and standing all alone.
00:04:07I'm walking on edge.
00:04:12With no one will ever go, but one day I'll be free.
00:04:18And I'll step down off the ledge until it's over.
00:04:26I'll be living on the edge.
00:04:37When I'm alone with you, the world becomes so clear.
00:04:44But then the moments are so few.
00:04:48When I can have you near me, so much time to work, so little time to pay.
00:05:00I guess it's just my love in life and a heavy price to pay.
00:05:09I'm living on the edge and standing all alone.
00:05:17I'm walking on edge.
00:05:22With no one will ever go, but one day I'll be free.
00:05:30And I'll step down off the ledge until it's over.
00:05:36I'll be living on the edge.
00:05:44But if it's over, truly over, I'll be waiting for you.
00:05:57When it's over, truly over, I'll be here with you.
00:06:14I'm living on the edge and standing all alone.
00:06:29I'm walking on edge.
00:06:34With no one will ever go, but one day I'll be free.
00:06:40And I'll step down off the ledge until it's over.
00:06:48I'll be living on the edge.
00:07:01Where the hell is that unreliable son of a bitch?
00:07:03How come you can be on time and he can't?
00:07:05He's here, sir. I saw him in his quarters last night.
00:07:07I'll bet you did. I thought you two were through again.
00:07:10Listen, why don't you just give this to him?
00:07:12I'm sick and tired of sitting around waiting for the great Mr. Banner.
00:07:15You called?
00:07:19Well, hi, y'all.
00:07:21What the hell is she doing here?
00:07:24Well, why don't you just think of me as your report card, Python?
00:07:29No, Mr. E counts on me to protect the special interests of these special operations.
00:07:35You're doing a swell job, Chesley.
00:07:37Just what I need, a goddamn watchdog.
00:07:43Just keep it up, Python.
00:07:47And you're a dead man.
00:07:53You know, Python, it's really good to see our two agencies working together again.
00:07:57On this mission hotshot, you're working for me.
00:08:01Oh, is that a fact, Colonel?
00:08:03As long as I outrank you, it is.
00:08:05Gentlemen, I believe we have a job to do.
00:08:09All right, just run it down, Python.
00:08:12It's pretty cut and dry, Sonny.
00:08:14But if you need me to explain it to you,
00:08:16you've got to go someplace you're not supposed to be
00:08:18to take out a radar installation that's not supposed to exist.
00:08:21And there's one more thing, super spy.
00:08:24I want you to remember that it's because of you
00:08:27I lost my legs in the interest of interagency cooperation.
00:08:33Now, you get the hell out of here before I really get mad.
00:08:37And I want you to check with me every step of the way.
00:08:41And if you need backup, I'm your contact.
00:08:44You understand?
00:08:46Trust me.
00:08:54You understand?
00:08:55You understand?
00:08:56Am I gonna have one hand?
00:08:57You don't want me.
00:08:58Yep.
00:08:59I have to go absolutely tests and you break.
00:09:00Mr harrowjer
00:09:01You get a cool vaccine.
00:09:02Someone Cuban has she took us over the night
00:09:06I got a Zero, I am.
00:09:07Act 13, two or whatever.
00:09:11Don't you go on?
00:09:13You just tell me this.
00:09:14You wanna go depois
00:09:15You tell your фильм pain you're not a man,
00:09:17When you dive into your own theory?
00:09:18I have what you guys did
00:09:20By the way I ran into,
00:09:21I have to break.
00:09:22Okay, Banner, it looks like the camp is just a half a mile to the east.
00:09:52We might as well take it down.
00:09:56Hey, did you get a good look at that radar unit?
00:09:58Yeah, yeah, there's only a couple of guys around.
00:10:00It looks like a piece of cake.
00:10:02Well, hell, Jake. Let's go get a piece.
00:10:04Oh, please, Banner.
00:10:22Oh, it looks like a piece of cake.
00:10:28Oh, it looks like a piece of cake.
00:10:32Oh, that's all.
00:10:36Oh, you're both.
00:10:40Oh, Jacqueline, give me your 38, would you?
00:11:05What?
00:11:06Uh, just, uh, a little extra protection for me.
00:11:12Daddy Yankee?
00:11:16Buenos dias, senorita.
00:11:19Come on, Banner.
00:11:21Let's blow this pop stand.
00:11:23With this?
00:11:24I'm sure our comrades will get a bang out of this one.
00:11:27Here, take an end to this, will you?
00:11:29What?
00:11:30Yeah.
00:11:31That's right.
00:11:32I'm sorry.
00:11:33I'm sorry.
00:11:34I'm sorry.
00:11:35You're welcome.
00:11:36I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:11:38All right.
00:11:39What the hell?
00:11:40I'm sorry.
00:11:41I'll be right back.
00:11:42I'll be right back.
00:11:44Okay.
00:11:45I'll be right back.
00:11:46All right.
00:11:47You're welcome.
00:11:48I don't know.
00:12:18I don't know.
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00:15:00You got him spotted yet?
00:15:01No.
00:15:03No.
00:15:04No.
00:15:05No sign of him yet.
00:15:06I don't know.
00:16:41It's the compound where the Cubans are storing that JVQ radar jamming unit.
00:16:47Thank God for small miracles.
00:16:49You were right.
00:16:51It is compact.
00:16:53Maybe even mobile.
00:16:55Could be a very serious threat.
00:16:57The only serious threat out there is that son of a bitch banner.
00:17:03All right, just stick to the script and get the job done.
00:17:07Yes, sir.
00:17:07Whatever it takes.
00:17:08Just this plan.
00:17:09Let's go.
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00:17:58Transcription by CastingWords
00:18:28Stephen, hurry!
00:18:38Shit!
00:18:51Stratvich, he drew a banner, my friend.
00:18:54It's been a long time.
00:18:56Too long.
00:18:56Too bad.
00:18:59I think this will be short.
00:19:04American pig.
00:19:06What the hell is he to now?
00:19:10Jeez.
00:19:11Lieutenant.
00:19:11Yes, sir.
00:19:12Take it there's a problem.
00:19:13Yes.
00:19:14We might need some backup.
00:19:15I figured you as much.
00:19:16What's your position?
00:19:17Banner's coordinates, they're 457.7 latitude, 52.8 longitude.
00:19:26He's got about 30 seconds, sir, to make a splash, or should I say a bang?
00:19:31All right.
00:19:32Just get on with it.
00:19:32Play it safe and cover your ass.
00:19:35Get out of there with or without Banner.
00:19:37Yes, sir.
00:19:38Yes.
00:19:38I know the drill.
00:19:40Hey, Jacqueline.
00:19:41Yes.
00:19:41I hope he doesn't forget what he came there for.
00:19:44Yes, I'm sure he'll take the jamming unit out.
00:19:46He can take care of himself, sir.
00:19:48Yeah.
00:19:49If I know him, he'll probably take himself out with it.
00:19:52And don't worry about the backup.
00:19:54It's on its way.
00:19:56Out.
00:19:56Out.
00:19:56Yeah, this is Python.
00:20:08Give me the Pentagon.
00:20:11Huh?
00:20:12I'm surprised that your government can't do better than this.
00:20:15You know, with the budget cuts that our government's doing,
00:20:26I mean, it just makes our job a little harder.
00:20:28Ah!
00:20:37Nice.
00:20:38Nice.
00:20:39You know, General, time flies when you're having fun, doesn't it?
00:20:44It's not sharp.
00:20:46Give me that, General.
00:20:47Stick it where the sun don't shine.
00:20:49Put it up.
00:20:50Get it, boss.
00:20:51Manda, manda.
00:20:52Rumblo.
00:20:54Come on, get out of there.
00:20:55Come on, get out of there.
00:20:56Come on, get out of there.
00:20:57Come on, get out of there.
00:20:58Come on, get out of there.
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00:21:00Come on, get out of there.
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00:21:15Come on, get out of there.
00:21:16Come on, get out of there.
00:21:17Racers can use a 1-2-3 in charge.
00:21:47Get down. Get it! You're going to leave.
00:21:49Get down. Get down.
00:21:51Get down. Get down.
00:22:14Get down. Get down.
00:22:15¡Dios! ¡Dios! ¡Dios!
00:22:45¡Dios!
00:23:15¡Dios!
00:23:22¡I wonder how I am so fired!
00:23:41Code 5, Code 4, come in. Can you read?
00:23:45Yeah, I'm a little busy right now.
00:23:48I'm sorry, I lost your visual. Can you make it to the plate?
00:23:51Roger, I'm almost there. You'd better be too, Jack.
00:24:15This is Code 5. Code 5. Jacqueline, are you there? Come in.
00:24:29What was that explosion?
00:24:31Is our ticket out of here?
00:24:33The plane? The plane's been hit?
00:24:36All right, listen. I radioed for some backup earlier.
00:24:40There should be a chopper at the rendezvous point. Any minute.
00:24:43Okay, on my way.
00:24:46You'd better be there, you son of a bitch.
00:25:13Go on, Jack. Get the hell out of here. That's enormous.
00:25:18Come on, Jack. Get the hell out of here. That's enormous.
00:25:23Come on, Jack. Get the hell out of here. That's enormous.
00:25:30Come on, Jack. Get the hell out of here. That's enormous.
00:25:34Come on, Jack. Get the hell out of here.
00:25:36Come on, Jack. Get the hell out of here.
00:25:37Don't I ask what you want, Jack?
00:25:39Please come on.
00:25:44te.
00:25:48Whoa!
00:25:50Look out!
00:25:59What the hell?
00:26:14Hey, buddy.
00:26:15Three of the crowd.
00:26:20Oh, Steven... Jacket.
00:26:33Bravo, Leader. This is Code 5, Commander. Do you have copy?
00:26:3723, please.
00:26:39All right. The target is permanently disabled.
00:26:42I repeat, permanently disabled.
00:26:45Take your troops to the pre-designated coordinates
00:26:48and destroy the remains of the camp.
00:26:51Do you understand, Bravo, Leader?
00:26:531, 2, 3.
00:26:54Good.
00:26:59God damn it, Banner! Nobody touches that camp.
00:27:02Do you copy, Bravo, Leader?
00:27:05Banner, what frequency are you on?
00:27:08Switching to frequency 1.25 X-ray.
00:27:12Charlie Company, Team Leader.
00:27:14Are you in position?
00:27:15Banner!
00:27:18Can anybody hear me?
00:27:22I knew he'd do this to me.
00:27:27They're gonna have my ass for this.
00:27:30Good.
00:27:31But remember, this is the 1980s, guys, and not the Bay of Pigs.
00:27:35So just back up Bravo Company with some firepower
00:27:38and get your boys home.
00:27:40Is it understood, Charlie?
00:27:41Yes, sir, Captain. We're moving in now.
00:27:43Good luck, man.
00:27:45Out!
00:28:03Banner!
00:28:13The
00:30:34And we have Mitzi O'Connor, high school senior, valedictorian, cheerleader and poet laureate of public school 247 in Brooklyn.
00:30:45Let's hear it for us.
00:30:47Yes, Natasha.
00:30:54I'm sorry.
00:30:56The main agent Karloff is on the phone.
00:31:02Ah, comrade Karloff.
00:31:04But Karloff, is the meeting still on?
00:31:07Yes, sir.
00:31:08I reached Banner in Hong Kong.
00:31:10Thought this guy was raising hell in Cuba.
00:31:14That's the preliminary report.
00:31:16Let's see.
00:31:18Banner.
00:31:20E-A-N-N-E-R.
00:31:25Steven James.
00:31:28Data is coming up on the screen now.
00:31:30Oh, yes.
00:31:32Number three.
00:31:34Age 32.
00:31:36Single.
00:31:37High kill ratio.
00:31:39Very deadly man, this Banner character.
00:31:43Sir, I don't understand what's so important about the print of that Christmas film Mr. E got from us, or why we'd even want it back.
00:31:51That film's story is not just fictitious Hollywood.
00:31:55There was only one print of that film before we destroyed the negative.
00:32:01But this film documents what one of our agents, or what Mickey Schultz, did last Christmas, and what his potential is for doing more damage this year.
00:32:12That footage is real, comrade.
00:32:15Pardon me, General, but this doesn't seem to be very important from our country's point of view.
00:32:20Just get the film away from the Americans, and drop it in the vault at our UN operations.
00:32:27Yes, sir.
00:32:28Ladies and gentlemen, would you please give Mr. E your own divided opinion?
00:32:58attention. I believe you all know why you're here. Uh, if you will allow me, sir. It took
00:33:06a great deal of effort and interagency cooperation in order to obtain this valuable piece of
00:33:14blackmail. I have personally laid my reputation on the line. Now, if you will, pay close attention
00:33:22to what you're going to see on the screen.
00:33:28The subject had no knowledge that he was being filmed. Suffice it to say, this is confidential.
00:33:54I trust that nothing will go beyond this room. Agreed?
00:33:59Thank you, Mr. E. Roll film, please.
00:34:04Okay, right away.
00:34:05Thank you, Mr. E. Roll film.
00:34:20What is this, a joke?
00:34:43I assure you, it's not.
00:34:46And if you'll just be patient, Lieutenant,
00:34:48we'll all be able to find out just how critical this is to our national security.
00:34:55And I'm a cop.
00:34:57I carry a badge, a gun, and bullets.
00:35:00And a night's ticket.
00:35:02And handcuffs.
00:35:03And stands out.
00:35:05God.
00:35:07crucified.
00:35:12You're dead.
00:35:14Barely like a monkey.
00:35:17The crux, theouse.
00:35:19Zhao de la igra.
00:35:21The crux.
00:35:22And then...
00:35:23Remember me.
00:35:26Oh, my God.
00:35:56Now, remember, this particular incident happened over 20 years ago.
00:36:09The boy was just about eight years old then, was institutionalized, presumably for life.
00:36:17Madame Claus.
00:36:19Oh, you mean subordinate Claus.
00:36:26Hey, Mickey, look at that!
00:36:40Mickey, look at that!
00:36:41Oh!
00:36:41Oh!
00:36:47Hmm.
00:37:00That, folks, was almost 20 years ago.
00:37:30Turn on the lights. What's wrong with the film?
00:37:48What are you guys doing back there?
00:37:51What?
00:37:53It appears the rest of the film is missing, sir. Gone.
00:37:57Find that film today. Put your best man on it.
00:38:03Yes, sir. Consider it done.
00:38:06Stephen, I'm so glad you could make dinner tonight.
00:38:24I must say, it's been a most enlightening evening.
00:38:27Why, thank you, Stephen.
00:38:30And I must say, I was certainly surprised to know you were free tonight.
00:38:34The scuttlebutt around the office is you're working on a very important project.
00:38:39Sure, but...
00:38:40Maybe, but that's pretty much behind us now.
00:38:44Uh, tell me, Ms. Karloff, how long have you been with our agency?
00:38:48And how would you know about my son?
00:38:51Oh, well, you certainly aren't inquisitive, little devil, aren't you?
00:38:55I almost feel as if you don't trust me, Stephen.
00:38:58No, not at all.
00:39:01It's just been a long trip back from Hong Kong, that's all.
00:39:03I'm just a little tired.
00:39:05Excuse me, sir. You have an urgent phone call.
00:39:06Oh, God, I'm never going to see you.
00:39:10Banner here.
00:39:11Stephen, I'm glad I found you.
00:39:14I did you.
00:39:15I won't even ask.
00:39:17I suppose it's important, don't I?
00:39:18Mr. E is livid.
00:39:21Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:39:26You suspect, of course, a...
00:39:28Yes, a double agent.
00:39:31Uh, right, Lieutenant.
00:39:33I think the answer might be staring me right in the face.
00:39:36What?
00:39:37Never mind. I'll, uh, I'll explain it all later.
00:39:41Uh, where's the meet?
00:39:42At the submarine base. About one hour.
00:39:44Okay, sure.
00:39:46Well, Mr. E. D. Ron, but duty does call.
00:39:52Uh, waiter, can this lovely lady have some coffee?
00:39:55Or perhaps you'd prefer a black Russian.
00:40:02A scan of a check!
00:40:04Give me a scotch of water straight up.
00:40:07Certainly, madam.
00:40:08Oh, and this should take care of the goddamn film.
00:40:21Mr. E is livid.
00:40:23Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:40:28Um...
00:40:29Mm-hmm.
00:40:29Let's go.
00:40:40Um...
00:40:41Looking for me, Jacqueline?
00:40:50Late as usual, Banner.
00:40:53Well, don't worry.
00:40:56I've brought along some of those gizmos you guys like to play with.
00:41:01Here's your A48 decoder.
00:41:03It'll get you into the Soviet's computer room at the U.N.
00:41:06We think the film's in the safe by the main terminal room.
00:41:12God, I love these toys.
00:41:14Knock it off. I signed for that.
00:41:17Now, here's their latest printout, cross-referenced to gain access to the main computer.
00:41:21It should open the safe.
00:41:23Hopefully, the film's still in there.
00:41:25It's with this film anyway, Jacqueline.
00:41:29Porno movies, right?
00:41:30Not likely, but Mr. E's bent on getting this back into our hands.
00:41:34Says it could be a real smoking gun for the Kremlin.
00:41:37So they haven't even told you.
00:41:40Rather high security, Jacqueline.
00:41:43Rather high priority, Banner.
00:41:46Touche.
00:41:54Miss Karloff, what is your location?
00:41:57I'm right outside our computer operations building.
00:42:00Stephen has already gone in.
00:42:03Stephen?
00:42:04Are you two that close?
00:42:07Please, General.
00:42:08If he's as good as his record, he might just bypass security, decode the safe, and get the film back into United States' hands.
00:42:19I agree.
00:42:20I suggest we bring in more manpower, and...
00:42:26Yet, Karloff.
00:42:28Karloff, I don't want anyone, not even our own people, seeing that film.
00:42:34Homrad, Mickey, that kid in the film, is now an adult, and one of our agents.
00:42:41He must be protected.
00:42:46I see no purpose in going on with this charade.
00:43:06But, in truth, he's no agent.
00:43:14He's my grandson, a psychopathic killer, whose identity, if known to the rest, could prove very embarrassing to our government.
00:43:25And, definitely, the end of my career.
00:43:31But, sir, I thought that...
00:43:32Enough said, comrade.
00:43:34Just recover that film, and deliver it directly to me.
00:43:39Yes, sir. Consider it done.
00:43:42End communication.
00:43:48Goodbye, Karloff.
00:43:55And good luck.
00:44:25Goodbye, Karloff.
00:44:55Do you want to play a game?
00:45:12Uh, no, computer. I do not want to play a game.
00:45:16Oh. Please enter your security code, then.
00:45:25I acknowledge your authority. Let us begin.
00:45:41By all means. I'd like to know, computer, where the movie film that was recently deposited here is being kept.
00:45:48The motion picture film is being kept in the master safe in the east part of this room.
00:45:56Good. Computer, just what is on that film that's so damn important?
00:46:03Apparently, one of our Moscow-based generals had a son who is a psychopathic killer.
00:46:11One Christmas Eve, he hacked up his mother and his father.
00:46:16Enough.
00:46:21What the hell?
00:46:23Sir?
00:46:25Nothing, computer.
00:46:27Begin sequencing the combination of the airlock safe.
00:46:34The sequencing to open the master safe has begun.
00:46:40Okay. Thank you, computer.
00:46:42Only ten seconds now until you will have access to the vault.
00:46:47Continue the vault.
00:46:51Countdown.
00:46:54Five.
00:46:55Four.
00:46:56Three.
00:46:57Two.
00:46:58And open.
00:46:59Four.
00:47:00Three.
00:47:04Three.
00:47:05Three.
00:47:06Two.
00:47:07Three.
00:47:08Two.
00:47:09Uh, good job, oh boy.
00:47:10What do you want?
00:47:14Damn it, I'm not.
00:47:40It's time to die.
00:47:44It's time to fight.
00:47:55You can hear me.
00:47:58I see.
00:48:00You can hear me.
00:48:02What can you do?
00:48:10I see.
00:48:14Oh, yeah!
00:48:19Oh, yeah!
00:48:22Fight! Fight!
00:48:26Oh, yeah!
00:48:28We got a big thing here.
00:48:32Fight!
00:48:36Shit!
00:48:37Fight, fight for your life, fight!
00:48:44You turn my rules with everything else!
00:48:50Fight, fight for your life, fight!
00:48:54You've got to do it!
00:48:56I've got to do it!
00:48:58Fight!
00:49:00Fight!
00:49:03Fight!
00:49:05Fight!
00:49:09Fight !
00:49:13Fight!
00:49:15Fight !
00:49:18Fight!
00:49:22Fight!
00:49:28Prophet
00:49:30Prophet
00:49:31Oh, boy.
00:50:01Ah, Mr. E. Good timing.
00:50:04Hit it, driver.
00:50:23This is Banner.
00:50:24Catch me through the aerial surveillance.
00:50:27Yeah, this is field agent Banner.
00:50:29Um, get some aerial surveillance on target heading south on 101.
00:50:43Can you get the target inside?
00:50:46Yeah, it is a motorcycle.
00:50:49Right.
00:50:51Just keep the distance and be ready to fire if necessary.
00:50:56Faster, driver.
00:50:58There's nothing left to say.
00:51:01Answer my questions.
00:51:05Don't take me away.
00:51:08Oh, boy.
00:51:09Oh, boy.
00:51:11I was close.
00:51:12Everybody, all right?
00:51:14Oh, that was close.
00:51:26It'll be all right.
00:51:30Oh, yeah, I forgot.
00:51:44No, no, hold your fire.
00:51:52I think you're OK.
00:51:55Off the screen.
00:52:04Oh, shit.
00:52:12That's good.
00:52:14Follow him, driver.
00:52:30Well, I'm afraid you've lost it, manor.
00:52:36Well, maybe not.
00:52:38Oh, fuck.
00:52:39Oh, fuck.
00:52:40Oh, fuck.
00:52:41Oh, fuck.
00:52:42Oh, fuck.
00:52:43Oh, fuck.
00:52:44Oh, fuck.
00:52:45Oh, fuck.
00:52:46Oh, fuck.
00:52:47Oh, fuck.
00:52:48Oh, fuck.
00:52:49Oh, fuck.
00:52:50Oh, fuck.
00:52:51Oh, fuck.
00:52:52Oh, fuck.
00:52:53You know that film, I haven't hit the dog, you son of a bitch.
00:52:54Bitch.
00:52:55You, chief son of a bitch.
00:52:56That's what you get for sticking me with a check.
00:52:58Oh.
00:52:59Oh, fuck.
00:53:00Not so fast, Karloff.
00:53:02Ah!
00:53:03You asshole!
00:53:04You asshole!
00:53:17Of course, now that the film is gone, we could say we just did our part for detente, huh?
00:53:23She's gone, Karloff.
00:53:27Ciao.
00:53:28But, Banner, I don't know how to land this thing!
00:53:32Oh, damn you!
00:53:37And it does have a nice ass, though.
00:53:39Okay.
00:53:52Yes?
00:53:55What?
00:53:58Put it on the screen!
00:54:01How close is our sub?
00:54:07And the Americans?
00:54:12Get our divers in the water!
00:54:15Now!
00:54:16I want that film!
00:54:34Permission to come aboard, Corporal?
00:54:35Oh, yes, sir.
00:54:36Yes, sir, Captain Banner.
00:54:38Mr. Corporal, ma'am.
00:54:40Nice of you to drop in like this.
00:54:42I hope you didn't, uh, dress up on my account.
00:54:45Well, gee.
00:54:46Uh, Lieutenant.
00:54:49I've been running around a lot today.
00:54:51Rush the sub, close your fists, our target, ma'am.
00:54:53Thank you, Corporal.
00:54:55Come on, Steven.
00:54:56Your gear is down in the torpedo.
00:54:57This way, sir.
00:54:59Captain Levy Bridge.
00:55:00Dive! Dive!
00:55:02I'm Scott.
00:55:04I'm Scott.
00:55:05I'm Scott.
00:55:06I'm Scott.
00:55:08I'm Scott.
00:55:09I'm Scott.
00:55:11I'm Scott.
00:55:12I'm Scott.
00:55:13I'm Scott.
00:55:14I'm Scott.
00:55:15I'm Scott.
00:55:16I'm Scott.
00:55:17Jack, just what the hell is going on with this film?
00:55:19I've been going around here like crazy.
00:55:20Steven, I'll explain everything later.
00:55:21Steven, I'll explain everything later.
00:55:24The Russians have to be stopped at any cost.
00:55:27Understood?
00:55:28Yes, yes.
00:55:29Captain, understood.
00:55:32Ma'am, yes, ma'am.
00:55:35Sorry, Steven.
00:55:36Just be careful, okay?
00:55:38Those guys are acting real serious.
00:55:51Oh, God, would you look at that picture.
00:56:09What year is that taking, anyway?
00:56:11Still hiding your eyes behind it, whining us, don't you, Steven?
00:56:17Oh, Jacqueline.
00:56:19No, I didn't trust you.
00:56:20I'm so happy.
00:56:22Besides, I've always been able to see right through me, anyway.
00:56:26You don't fool me.
00:56:281983.
00:56:30Coyote.
00:56:31What?
00:56:32Oh, the picture, remember?
00:56:34Operation Coyote, I believe.
00:56:37Oh, yeah.
00:56:39Well, we sure got around, didn't we?
00:56:46How did I ever let myself get involved with you, Steven?
00:56:49We didn't get into the rules.
00:56:51Oh, rules, rules.
00:56:53No interpersonal relationships between agents, that's...
00:56:57Well, Banner, those are the rules, you know.
00:56:59I don't know the agency's rules, Jacqueline.
00:57:03Why do you think they call our unit S-O-V?
00:57:06The hell, the hell, Mr. E.
00:57:08May I have this step?
00:57:10Steven!
00:57:11Oh, my goodness!
00:57:14The locket looks really nice on you, Steven.
00:57:25Do you really like it?
00:57:27Of course I do.
00:57:28I love it.
00:57:30They'll be my good luck charm.
00:57:31Kind of like a gold dog test.
00:57:34Oh, that's the thanks I get for...
00:57:37Damn it, Jacqueline.
00:57:39I don't know why you always want to pick a fight when I gotta leave.
00:57:42Maybe it pisses me off.
00:57:44Well, I never could compete with all your women, but...
00:57:47Hey, there never was a contest.
00:57:51Especially if you need to move down.
00:57:54Look, Steven.
00:57:55You are what you are.
00:57:56And it feels like I'm just holding you back.
00:57:58Just holding you, Jacqueline.
00:58:05I'm so proud of you, Steven Jones, Ben.
00:58:08You're all the kind.
00:58:10And always so strong.
00:58:12Tell that to my heart, George.
00:58:15So think if the moment is breaking,
00:58:18make sure you can't come, Jacqueline.
00:58:21What?
00:58:22To New Zealand?
00:58:23I'm afraid not, baby.
00:58:25I sure won't miss you, though.
00:58:27I'll always miss you.
00:58:37Steven, I can watch you fight, and I can watch you win,
00:58:42but I will never watch you die.
00:58:45And that is the reality of you.
00:58:47That sometimes, some place in the world where you let your guard down,
00:58:52some faces assassinate for you.
00:58:54And I think I'd rather not be there for that scene,
00:58:58if you don't mind, darling.
00:59:03And I...
00:59:04You have permission to fire, I can.
00:59:28Weapons time.
00:59:30You have permission to fire.
00:59:31Stop there, Scope.
00:59:32Okay.
00:59:33Fire!
00:59:33I won.
00:59:34Fire!
00:59:34Fire!
00:59:34Fire!
00:59:55Fire!
00:59:56Let's go!
01:00:26Let's go.
01:00:56Let's go.
01:01:26Ladies and gentlemen, we have at great cost we cover the film that Mr. E here so desperately wanted.
01:01:39Why, thank you, Captain Banner.
01:01:41I assure you, sir, your efforts will not go unrecognized.
01:01:45After viewing it, though, sir, I must say that this snuff movie Detective Brody obtained appears at first glance to be nothing more than one of those awful holiday horror movies we see in the theaters.
01:01:55But, of course, as all of us know in this room, the murders are real.
01:02:00Well, certainly it does reveal the identity of a very sick little boy, and mainly that the killer is the grandson of one of Russia's most premier generals.
01:02:10A very damaging piece of blackmail.
01:02:13But if you want my opinion, Mr. E, and I'm sure that you do, I think in the spirit of glasnost and the friendship that we're now experiencing between our two countries, you should destroy this little film and put our agency to better use next time.
01:02:27That's enough, Captain.
01:02:28Banner, that's just not your call.
01:02:31All right, well, if you'll excuse me, I do have a plane to catch.
01:02:35Oh, and I hope you're amused at this clever little piece of satire.
01:02:39But think hard about what you're going to do with this film.
01:02:43It was up to me.
01:02:44Quite frankly, I would burn it.
01:02:48Good day, gentlemen, ladies, detective, Mr. E.
01:02:54Enjoy.
01:02:58If you all remember, in the opening segment of this film, the young boy had just killed his mother and her lover.
01:03:07And that was in 1965.
01:03:10A detective, Brody, here had put him away.
01:03:13In the next portion, you'll see that young Mickey is back in action.
01:03:17Only now he's quite grown up.
01:03:21And very, very deadly.
01:03:26Just roll the film, Brody.
01:03:28Hi, Janie.
01:03:48You're just in time.
01:03:51Bobby's over here.
01:03:53Look, Bobby, Janie's here.
01:03:55I know.
01:03:56Hi, Bobby.
01:03:56Hi.
01:03:58Gosh, Mrs. Brown, what a beautiful tree.
01:04:00This year looks like Christmas in here.
01:04:02Thanks, Janie.
01:04:03Look, here's 20 bucks for pizza in case you get hungry.
01:04:07That should cover a tip, too.
01:04:09I'll be out real late tonight.
01:04:10And see that he doesn't get into his presents, okay?
01:04:14I know.
01:04:15No problem, Mrs. Brown.
01:04:16Bobby and I will be just fine.
01:04:18Bobby, now don't make a mess.
01:04:20I just had the place cleaned.
01:04:21I know.
01:04:23Ciao, everyone.
01:04:23I'm sorry.
01:04:32Sorry.
01:04:34No, baby.
01:04:39Oh, God.
01:04:41Stop.
01:04:42I think I got him.
01:04:43I don't know.
01:04:45Okay.
01:04:46Come on, I'm sorry.
01:04:47Come on, I'm sorry.
01:04:48Come on, baby.
01:04:48Relax.
01:04:49Relax.
01:04:50Don't get so bent out of shape.
01:04:52No, I just love him so much.
01:04:54They said that he wasn't even you.
01:04:56Sure, just when I thought it was safe to come back into this apartment.
01:04:59Yeah, I knew you were going to say this.
01:05:01Sure you did.
01:05:03I had this really freaky dream about this big red moon,
01:05:06and it was just bleeding all over me.
01:05:08It was so corrupt.
01:05:10You know, I get crazy when there's a phone moving.
01:05:13You mean a phone would get crazy?
01:05:15You're nuts anyway.
01:05:17I got it.
01:05:18I got a word that's just going to kill you.
01:05:20Oh, yeah?
01:05:21Yeah.
01:05:21How do you spell fornicate?
01:05:24Fornicate?
01:05:25That's easy.
01:05:26F, you got that?
01:05:28O, U, Q.
01:05:33Botania, let's sleep here.
01:05:36Shh, Bobby.
01:05:37Now you just close your eyes and get some rest.
01:05:40I'll try to get these people out of here as soon as I can.
01:05:43Remember, Santa's coming tonight.
01:05:45I do.
01:05:46As strange and amusing as this might appear, keep in mind that every murder you see on this film is real.
01:05:58Rumors have it that a series of so-called snuff films were made using easily manipulated mental patients to commit actual murders.
01:06:07This particular film, our experts have documented, is absolutely authentic.
01:06:14And more important, the identity of this killer is what is of interest to us.
01:06:21Great interest.
01:06:23I don't know.
01:06:24I don't know.
01:06:25I don't know.
01:06:26I don't know.
01:06:27I don't know.
01:06:28I don't know.
01:06:29I don't know.
01:06:30I don't know.
01:06:31I don't know.
01:06:32I don't know.
01:06:33I don't know.
01:06:34I don't know.
01:06:35I don't know.
01:06:36I don't know.
01:06:37I don't know.
01:06:38I don't know.
01:06:39I don't know.
01:06:40I don't know.
01:06:41I don't know.
01:06:42I don't know.
01:06:43Oh.
01:06:44Uh.
01:06:45Oh.
01:06:46Uh.
01:06:47Oh.
01:06:48Figures.
01:06:50Uh.
01:06:51Uh.
01:06:52Oh.
01:06:53Uh.
01:06:54Uh.
01:06:55cubic feet.
01:06:57Figures.
01:07:00Figures.
01:07:03Oh.
01:07:06Oh.
01:07:09Oh.
01:07:40See you later.
01:08:03Attention.
01:08:04Attention all units.
01:08:05This is an all-points bulletin for a heavyset man reportedly dressed in a red suit,
01:08:11black boots, white beard, and possibly armed...
01:08:14And a tiny reindeer.
01:08:16A suspect escaped tonight from Sunnydale Sanitarium.
01:08:21His name is Mickey Schultz, uh, his alias.
01:08:25Get this gag. It's Kris Kringle.
01:08:29So he's back in town, huh?
01:08:31A real nut.
01:08:33You know what, Anderson?
01:08:36What, Brody?
01:08:38About 20 years ago, he killed his mother and his old man with a butcher knife on Christmas Eve.
01:08:45I never saw so much blood in my life, and I'll never forget it either.
01:08:50Watch it, Brody, a red light.
01:08:53Fuck, um, I'm a cop.
01:08:56Anyway, we went in, and we found the two of them laying there, cacked up like a side of beef.
01:09:03And that little monster's standing there with a knife in his hands.
01:09:07My partner, Kelly, he started puking. He started puking his guts out all over the place.
01:09:14Uh, excuse me, Brody. I think we should acknowledge that APB.
01:09:19Don't worry about it, Anderson. I got my own way of finding this one.
01:09:24One looking to his dead black eyes, and I'll know him.
01:09:31He's a stone nut.
01:09:33Ever since he saw his mama kissing Santa Claus, he's been crazy ever since.
01:09:38You know what, Anderson?
01:09:40When the doctors examined the kid's head, they found dog shit for brains.
01:09:45Thank you, Detective, for that illuminating and tasteful description of the murder.
01:09:52Shall we proceed?
01:09:53The next brutal murder takes place here.
01:10:06Hey, man. What's going on?
01:10:10Shoot, I'll check it.
01:10:13I gotta do everything myself.
01:10:23I gotta do everything myself.
01:10:24I gotta do everything myself.
01:10:28I..
01:10:30Hold on.
01:10:31Hold on.
01:10:33I..
01:10:35Hold on.
01:10:37Hold on..
01:10:41Hold on.
01:10:42THE END
01:11:12THE END
01:11:42THE END
01:11:44THE END
01:11:48THE END
01:11:50THE END
01:11:54THE END
01:11:56THE END
01:11:58THE END
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01:12:02THE END
01:12:04THE END
01:12:06THE END
01:12:08THE END
01:12:10THE END
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01:12:18THE END
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01:12:24THE END
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01:12:28THE END
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01:12:38THE END
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01:12:44THE END
01:12:46John, what's all the racket going on?
01:13:00Oh, the tub.
01:13:16Billy, did you hear that?
01:13:39Oh, it's probably just Sherry.
01:13:41She's a moaner.
01:13:42Yeah, how would you know?
01:13:45Billy, hurry.
01:13:46I think you better go see what's wrong.
01:13:47No way, Jose.
01:13:48Please.
01:13:49I better call the police.
01:13:58Oh, my God.
01:13:59The phone's dead.
01:14:00Oh, my God.
01:14:01The phone's dead.
01:14:13So am I.
01:14:14I'll just fast forward this to get to the end.
01:14:26Now, the point is, is that these murders are real.
01:14:27And the cycle they use to commit them is none other than the grandson of General Alexey Grossoff,
01:14:39of the USSR Secret Police.
01:14:40And he knows that we know all about it and won't hesitate to use it against him.
01:14:52And he knows that we know all about it and won't hesitate to use it against him.
01:15:05Oh, my God.
01:15:06I'll just run-
01:15:09Oh, my God.
01:15:10Oh
01:15:40Oh, my God.
01:16:10It's okay, miss. Brody's in charge now.
01:16:20Oh, no, you're not, detective.
01:16:24As a matter of fact, with this film in the hands of SOB, we are very clearly in charge.
01:16:32It is our intention to leak the information to the KGB and let them take care of their own.
01:16:38It keeps our hands clean of all that messy business and gets rid of an adversary at the same time.
01:16:47Now you know why it was so important to obtain this evidence.
01:16:56Right, Mr. E. Now you know, and soon the whole world will know that my grandson grew up to be a very sick man.
01:17:16The last part is, he's still out there.
01:17:22Okay.
01:17:24Okay.
01:17:24Okay.
01:17:25Okay.
01:17:26Okay.
01:17:27Okay.
01:17:29Okay.
01:17:30Okay.
01:17:31Yeah.
01:17:32Okay.
01:17:33Okay.
01:17:34Okay.
01:17:35Let's go.
01:17:36you're really very good Stephen James banner you know having this picnic was a
01:18:05great idea I'm just full of great ideas financial such as man a little more
01:18:12champagne please that crazy story you were telling me about that Mickey
01:18:17character is it really true in fact I really shouldn't take that chance
01:18:34get out Franchella it's only just saving your ass again and it is such a nice ass
01:18:49Steven that little Franchella of yours just happens to be working at the Soviet
01:18:54embassy down here at the islands that should be back in Washington by now
01:18:59I'll tell it Steven work is in everything you know people do change
01:19:06you're not kidding
01:19:17Steven it's so good to see you again but darling I thought you and me this wasn't supposed to happen
01:19:22oh shut up and kiss me baby
01:19:25I thought that was my life guys
01:19:27oh
01:19:28say love me
01:19:29living on the edge without a prayer inside you got me walking on a ledge in the darkest part of night
01:19:45I've just got love me
01:19:46standing at the edge with so much laughter and knowing you're wrong
01:19:55you're wrong
01:19:56you're wrong
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