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00:00:00Mom, can you please f**k me? I just don't f**k me. I can do this.
00:00:07Miss Jones! Sweetheart! You owe us a hundred and twenty thousand. Plus interest.
00:00:16Just give me a few more days, okay? My mom's condition is getting worse.
00:00:21Okay. Since I'm a nice guy, I'll give you a way to pay.
00:00:26Really?
00:00:27A very powerful man who wants to meet you.
00:00:31Give him a night you won't forget. And your death will be settled.
00:00:36I can't do that. I won't.
00:00:45Stop it! What are you doing?
00:00:48Stop! Mom? Mom?
00:00:52Okay, fine. Fine, I'll do it. Mom, are you okay?
00:00:56I'm so sorry.
00:01:02Tonight, 9pm. The Intercontinental Hotel.
00:01:08You'll be with the CEO of the Ivanov Group.
00:01:12Don't even think about backing out.
00:01:14Are you and your mama?
00:01:17I'm fine.
00:01:19And to all the illegal syndicates threatening this country and the safety of its citizens, we're coming for you.
00:01:35We will make our country strong again.
00:01:37That's-
00:01:39Oh, okay.
00:01:40CUT.
00:01:43This-
00:01:44This is really good.
00:02:16Yeah, big shot coming through.
00:02:40Who's that?
00:02:42You.
00:02:43Go around back.
00:02:44Get up.
00:02:51Based on the reports, our enemies are closing in.
00:02:55The White House isn't safe.
00:02:56Who are you supposed to be?
00:03:19We're in the circles.
00:03:25Let me help you.
00:03:31Get out.
00:03:35Do you feel it?
00:03:37It's a new drug.
00:03:39A powerful aphrodisiac.
00:03:41And a true serum.
00:03:42You won't be able to resist.
00:03:47I can try.
00:03:48I can try.
00:04:18What have you and your mama done for?
00:04:22Where is he?
00:04:28Who's there?
00:04:34I'm here. I'm so sorry. I must be in the wrong room.
00:04:37Are you okay?
00:04:43Hello, then.
00:04:46Please, don't go.
00:04:48Help me.
00:05:16Help me.
00:05:18Please, don't go.
00:05:28Who is he?
00:05:33Where the hell are you?
00:05:37Who?
00:05:37Uh, I'm on my way.
00:05:39I'm on my way.
00:05:44I'm on my way.
00:05:50I'm on my way.
00:05:51Sir, we've captured spies last night.
00:06:02We need to keep our guard up.
00:06:04We're gonna try something again soon.
00:06:11Go.
00:06:12Sir, are you okay?
00:06:12Are you hit?
00:06:13I'm fine.
00:06:13I'm fine.
00:06:14Go, go, go.
00:06:15Stay down.
00:06:15Head down.
00:06:16Head down.
00:06:22Stop.
00:06:22Stop here.
00:06:23Go, go, go, go.
00:06:24Out, out, out.
00:06:24Quick, get out.
00:06:27Sir, behind the car.
00:06:28Behind the car.
00:06:40What the?
00:06:48What happened?
00:06:50Help me.
00:06:51Why is he here?
00:06:55Oh my God, are you okay?
00:07:17I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:07:19There's no time to explain.
00:07:21Oh my God, you really need to go to the hospital, like right now.
00:07:24If the media finds out, it'll cause a panic.
00:07:27I can't.
00:07:28Okay, then just let me help you, okay?
00:07:29Okay.
00:07:29Are you pretty good at that?
00:07:41Are you pretty good at that?
00:07:46I, um, I, um, I grew up on a farm.
00:07:50It's not that much different than bandaging a cow.
00:07:55So, your name's Claire.
00:07:57Huh?
00:07:58I want to know your name.
00:08:00Oh, yeah, yeah, my name's Claire.
00:08:03Claire.
00:08:06And William.
00:08:07It's nice to meet you.
00:08:08It's nice to meet you.
00:08:17One more thing.
00:08:18The girl.
00:08:20The one who saved me.
00:08:22Bring her to my hotel room tonight.
00:08:23Sir, you've never been interested in anyone and your arm.
00:08:28I mean, it might.
00:08:30Just bring her to me.
00:08:35Wait.
00:08:38Have a seat.
00:08:39I wanted to thank you for saving me.
00:08:47Twice.
00:08:52If there's ever anything that I can do for you, just ask.
00:09:02Will you marry me?
00:09:03Marry you?
00:09:13If we get married, I won't be sold off to some rich guy as a toy.
00:09:18Yeah, I mean, it'll just be temporary.
00:09:21And I really won't cause you any trouble, would you?
00:09:25You don't know who I am.
00:09:28Should I?
00:09:30She really doesn't know who I am.
00:09:33Has anyone ever told you to look like the president?
00:09:46Oh my god, wait, are you the president?
00:09:47No.
00:09:48Uh, yeah, they're wrong.
00:09:50I'm just...
00:09:52Uh, his double?
00:09:54Yeah, being the president is dangerous.
00:09:56Oh, so...
00:09:58Like what happened this morning, being his double is also dangerous.
00:10:02Exactly.
00:10:03Are you sure you want to marry me?
00:10:08I mean, I don't mind.
00:10:10Due to the confidential nature of my job, we can't have a wedding.
00:10:17You okay with that?
00:10:18I don't care about any of that, anyway.
00:10:27Now that we're married, you'll live here.
00:10:31Don't worry, I've set up a room for you.
00:10:33I'll pay off my loan as soon as I can.
00:10:35I don't want to drag you into this.
00:10:37Make yourself at home.
00:10:39All right.
00:10:40Well, um...
00:10:42I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:10:46Thanks.
00:10:46I don't want anyone knowing about my marriage or my...
00:10:53Wife.
00:10:56I need to keep her safe.
00:10:57But I need to know if she's up to something.
00:11:02I need to know if she's up to something.
00:11:05You turn this thing on.
00:11:09That's so...
00:11:10You okay in there?
00:11:16You okay in there?
00:11:18Yeah, I'm fine.
00:11:20You sure?
00:11:20This is so embarrassing.
00:11:26Oh, actually...
00:11:28I twisted my ankle.
00:11:30And I'm, um...
00:11:31I make it.
00:11:32Oh.
00:11:33Oh, no.
00:11:35Um...
00:11:35I'll...
00:11:36I'll cover my eyes.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:42Okay, I'm coming in.
00:11:48Um...
00:11:49I'll cover my eyes.
00:12:19I'll be right back.
00:12:24What do you think?
00:12:34Oh, um...
00:12:35It's okay.
00:12:36My ankle actually...
00:12:37Oh, what is that?
00:12:43Sorry.
00:12:43It's just your shoulder.
00:12:45It's burnt.
00:12:45Uh, you know what?
00:12:50Actually, I can...
00:12:51I can do that.
00:12:53Thanks.
00:12:55Get some rest.
00:12:57Yeah, goodnight.
00:12:58Goodnight.
00:12:58You imbecile!
00:13:11That woman, she let me sit in there all night.
00:13:14That's your fault.
00:13:16I should kill you.
00:13:18I'm serious, sir.
00:13:19Please calm down.
00:13:21I can explain.
00:13:23Where is that wretched woman?
00:13:24Where?
00:13:24Don't worry, sir.
00:13:27I'll get here for you.
00:13:29For life.
00:13:31Oh, dear.
00:13:36He's actually pretty sweet.
00:13:38Ready?
00:13:39What?
00:13:39What are you...
00:13:46What are you...
00:13:47Oh, dear.
00:13:48You're stupid.
00:13:50Oh, dear.
00:13:51I went to the hotel.
00:13:53In that dress.
00:13:54What more do you want?
00:13:56This is about much more than money.
00:13:58You pissed off some careful people.
00:13:59Did I not tell you this would happen?
00:14:01I walked into the wrong room, and I met my husband.
00:14:04So let me go, or he's gonna come after you.
00:14:08Sure has.
00:14:09Few people in the world could save you from this mess.
00:14:18Get my helicopter ready.
00:14:19Deploy the SWAT team, now.
00:14:27Ivanov, you dared to mess with her.
00:14:29I'm not gonna let a single one of you go.
00:14:33Where's the SWAT team?
00:14:41Looks like I'll have to handle this myself.
00:14:44What?
00:14:45You're going down there alone, sir?
00:14:52All right, boys.
00:14:54Before the boss has a slice,
00:14:55how about we get a taste?
00:14:58Stay away from me.
00:15:01Poor girl.
00:15:02No one will find you here.
00:15:05And you can forget about your husband saving you.
00:15:12I've got just the thing for you.
00:15:15And you can consider this a wedding gift.
00:15:30No!
00:15:31Stop!
00:15:32Please let me go!
00:15:33Follow me.
00:15:35No, no, please, please!
00:15:37Please!
00:15:37Please!
00:15:38Please!
00:15:38Please!
00:15:38Please!
00:15:39Please!
00:15:39Please!
00:15:39Please!
00:15:40Please!
00:15:40Please!
00:15:41Please!
00:15:42Please!
00:15:42Please!
00:15:43Please!
00:15:44Please!
00:15:44Please!
00:15:44You're so done.
00:15:55I'm sorry I'm late.
00:16:01Yeah, actually, you came after me.
00:16:03Of course I came.
00:16:04Your husband.
00:16:05Boss, isn't that the president?
00:16:12The president wouldn't be with a girl like her.
00:16:14You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
00:16:16You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
00:16:18She messed with the big shot first.
00:16:20The CEO of the Ivanov group.
00:16:22You don't want to know how careful he is.
00:16:25You mean this clown?
00:16:26You mean this clown?
00:16:27Oh.
00:16:28Oh.
00:16:29Oh.
00:16:30Oh.
00:16:31Oh, my God.
00:16:31Oh.
00:16:32Oh.
00:16:33Oh.
00:16:34Oh.
00:16:35But Verbo knows, let me go.
00:16:39That's not true.
00:16:40Oh.
00:16:41Oh.
00:16:41Nkasomo.
00:16:43Oh.
00:16:44Whatever.
00:16:46exterminate you pests for a while didn't think you'd deliver yourselves shoot him
00:16:52did that scare you
00:17:02sometimes i have to do the president's dirty work
00:17:07thank you
00:17:16let's go
00:17:23right sir the white house banquet
00:17:27is a lot of quality in attendance
00:17:30and don't forget sir you made a plus one
00:17:35having a date will make you seem more approachable
00:17:41come in
00:17:48here's the new education reform proposal
00:17:52thank you senator thompson i'll review it and get back to you
00:17:56is there anything else
00:17:58well mr president if you don't mind
00:18:02very nice of you but i already have someone in mind
00:18:05of course mr president
00:18:12i won't keep you any longer then
00:18:18how is that possible
00:18:20the president has always been single
00:18:24hey can you find something out for me
00:18:31claire likes taylor swift let's book her for the party
00:18:35yes sir
00:18:39hey did you hear a favorite artist has a show coming up
00:18:55wait taylor swift where the white house banquet
00:18:58oh the white house
00:19:00yeah too bad i heard it's her last show
00:19:02oh it would be amazing to see her like just
00:19:05once
00:19:07my uncle works as a secretary at the white house
00:19:11he didn't get an invite
00:19:12you think you're getting in
00:19:13no i was just saying
00:19:15with all that grease on you
00:19:17the only way you're getting in is in your dreams
00:19:19here's your chicken
00:19:26who's that
00:19:29miss jones
00:19:30yes
00:19:32did you want to order some chicken
00:19:34no i'm okay thank you though
00:19:36i'm here on behalf of the white house
00:19:37i'm gonna give you an invitation to the banquet
00:19:47me
00:19:48you
00:19:49you
00:19:50here
00:19:51please keep that safe okay
00:19:54okay
00:19:55uh huh
00:19:56i'm going
00:19:59what is going on
00:20:01hey um do you happen to know anything about this invitation
00:20:16yes i arranged it for you
00:20:31huh
00:20:32the president likes to avoid social events
00:20:35so i will be attending this diplomatic party in his place
00:20:44and i would like you to accompany me as my date
00:20:46but this is like a white house event
00:20:48but this is like a white house event
00:20:49and i just work at a chicken shop
00:20:51i mean i'm not really gonna fit in
00:20:53you're going
00:20:58you're going
00:21:01you're my wife
00:21:02i want you there
00:21:03you're
00:21:04you're
00:21:05you're
00:21:06you're
00:21:07you're
00:21:08you're
00:21:09you're
00:21:10you're
00:21:11you're
00:21:12you're
00:21:16you're
00:21:18you're
00:21:19care how much they're offering we're both solid even taylor swift yes yes we're not taking anyone
00:21:26else what see first lady such an honor
00:21:36hi um i was hoping to get a hairstyle for an event
00:21:48sorry but i think our prices are out of your budget
00:21:55lewis cindy drop everything that you're doing but we have to cancel all those important clients
00:22:05who cares about that we're getting ready to serve the first lady miss claire jones
00:22:10come on let's go do you happen to know how much it would cost
00:22:16why embarrass yourselves this salon is owned by fashion icon m we only serve important people here
00:22:31get out don't waste my time
00:22:33i can't go to the party looking like this
00:22:40i'll embarrass william
00:22:42oh my god
00:22:45you must be claire
00:22:47uh sorry and you are
00:22:50fashion icon m he's the most inexpensive and in-demand stylist in the world
00:22:56he only works with celebs
00:22:58honey please allow me to take care of you for the event
00:23:01wait why would you want to be my stylist
00:23:04this is an opportunity i would never pass up
00:23:08come on sweetheart my whole team will customize everything just for you
00:23:13how is that even possible
00:23:22ow you idiot
00:23:24i am so sorry
00:23:26no
00:23:29we are gonna find you the most stunning dress here
00:23:38thank you so much by the way
00:23:39thank your husband he's the one who called us
00:23:41oh william
00:23:46hi
00:23:47um
00:23:48i was thinking maybe we should cancel
00:23:51i mean emcee is really really expensive and you work so hard for your money that i don't want to
00:23:55don't worry about the cost
00:23:58your husband is
00:23:59i want a raffle
00:24:00at work
00:24:01this is all free
00:24:03yes
00:24:06yes it's our anniversary special
00:24:08i forgot
00:24:10oh
00:24:12this
00:24:14this is perfect
00:24:16but
00:24:19you will need a necklace
00:24:20i don't
00:24:22i don't have a necklace
00:24:23maybe it'll look great for that one
00:24:24how about this
00:24:25how about this
00:24:27how about this
00:24:31oh my god i i know this necklace
00:24:34it's
00:24:35mr president
00:24:40there are only three of these necklaces in the world
00:24:45we consider them cultural treasures
00:24:47one is in our national museum
00:24:50the other
00:24:52we give to our queen
00:24:54we give to you
00:24:57it's gorgeous
00:25:01wait
00:25:02william are these real diamonds
00:25:05we can't afford this
00:25:08it's fake
00:25:09don't worry about it
00:25:12hello
00:25:16miss claire
00:25:21we are sorry to inform you that your mom's condition is getting worse
00:25:25unless we do the surgery now
00:25:26i'm afraid that she only has a few days left to live
00:25:29what
00:25:30hey
00:25:42hey
00:25:43what's wrong
00:25:45i'm fine
00:25:46what happened
00:25:51what happened
00:25:52you're upset
00:25:57william
00:25:58i'm really sorry but i am not gonna be able to make it to the party
00:26:02can you tell me why
00:26:04yeah my mom's condition got worse
00:26:06and i can't afford for her care
00:26:09and the doctor said that
00:26:12she only has a few more days left to live
00:26:16and i
00:26:17really
00:26:19i really want to be there for her last moment
00:26:21what
00:26:22yeah and i'm really sorry
00:26:23i really didn't want to cancel on you
00:26:25and i didn't want to make you angry
00:26:26i just really can't
00:26:27i'm not angry
00:26:28i'm upset
00:26:30why didn't you tell me
00:26:32and and why
00:26:33did you try and handle it on your own
00:26:35did you forget we're married
00:26:38i just didn't want to bother you
00:26:40you don't ever
00:26:43have to apologize to me
00:26:45i will get this sorted
00:26:47i can't afford it
00:26:49everything's gonna be alright
00:26:51i need the best doctors in the country to see a patient
00:26:55no money's no object
00:27:05why didn't you tell miss jones you were coming to visit sir
00:27:08i wanted to surprise her
00:27:14mrs jones
00:27:15no way
00:27:20am i dreaming
00:27:25oh my god
00:27:28are you the president
00:27:29the president
00:27:31is that really the president
00:27:33why is he in the hospital
00:27:35who's the president
00:27:37claire
00:27:39how did you afford the doctor
00:27:41someone actually helped me with it
00:27:43okay mom i've been meaning to tell you something
00:27:49i got married recently
00:27:50what
00:27:51well it's not that shocking
00:27:53mr president
00:27:55this is jones
00:27:56i'm william
00:27:57claire's husband
00:27:59i hope you're on your way to a speedy recovery
00:28:01the president
00:28:03you married president walton
00:28:05no he's he's not actually
00:28:17yes ma'am
00:28:19i'm the president
00:28:21that's
00:28:23that's
00:28:24wonderful
00:28:33um
00:28:35thank you
00:28:36for pretending to be the president
00:28:37and for my mom to make her happy
00:28:39it was uh
00:28:40it was really nice
00:28:41well now i get to see both of you happy
00:28:43and i'm hoping that
00:28:45you're happy enough to be my date tonight
00:28:47oh my god
00:28:52are you president walton
00:28:54you see it or not seems to recognize the president
00:28:59how come you didn't
00:29:01well
00:29:02if the president actually looked out for the everyday person
00:29:05maybe i would have recognized you
00:29:07or him
00:29:12these greedy pharmaceutical companies monopolizing medicine
00:29:15they need to be taken down
00:29:16understood mr president
00:29:28hey
00:29:29hey william you won't believe what happened
00:29:31right after i complained to you about the president
00:29:33he went after the pharmaceutical companies
00:29:35i know everyone can afford their medication
00:29:37wait listen
00:29:38thank you mr president
00:29:39you're a lifesaver
00:29:41you saved our lives
00:29:42really
00:29:43yeah
00:29:44i mean your boss is pretty nice
00:29:49he's
00:29:50alright
00:29:51alright well um
00:29:52i'll see you at the banquet okay
00:29:53i'll see you then
00:29:57i have another meeting
00:29:58can you go uh
00:29:59pick up miss jones for me
00:30:00yes sir
00:30:01thank you so much for covering my shift tonight
00:30:08oh no problem
00:30:10don't forget to record taylor's performance for me
00:30:12i promise
00:30:13i promise
00:30:16whoa
00:30:17why is there so many customers all of a sudden
00:30:20miss jenis
00:30:21why
00:30:22could you please come with us
00:30:23we're here to take you to get changed
00:30:25thank you
00:30:26that's so nice
00:30:27i have an amazing
00:30:29i see my door
00:30:31what
00:30:32i see my door
00:30:34oh my god
00:30:35i see my
00:30:37Mr. President, I heard this is the first time you'll be bringing a date.
00:30:55We are looking forward to seeing her.
00:30:58So am I.
00:30:59Cheers.
00:31:03Excuse us.
00:31:03Good evening, Mr. President.
00:31:09I've heard a rumor that your date works at a fried chicken shop.
00:31:14I'm afraid that she might embarrass you.
00:31:17And how many favors did you have to pull to find that out?
00:31:21Can't wait to meet her.
00:31:34It's a good job tonight.
00:31:35Thank you, Mr. President.
00:31:37Clara's on her way.
00:31:38Yep.
00:32:26That's Austin's baby.
00:32:37She's gorgeous.
00:32:39You look perfect together.
00:32:45You are shining brighter than a diamond tonight.
00:32:48Pretty dashing yourself.
00:32:51Wait here. I'll get us some drinks.
00:32:56Pretty girl.
00:32:59All alone.
00:33:01I'm Alexei.
00:33:03Your dress. It's so pretty.
00:33:10You can look, but don't touch.
00:33:13So sorry, President Walton. I did not know she was with you.
00:33:16I think the citizens of your country would appreciate you watching your behavior.
00:33:21Yes, of course.
00:33:26I wish you a beautiful day with our president.
00:33:35So, this is your date?
00:33:41This is your date?
00:33:42She has a name.
00:33:46This is Claire.
00:33:49Monsieur President, it is an honor to meet you both.
00:33:53You as well.
00:33:55You don't know any of these people.
00:33:57I'm sure you'll embarrass yourself quickly.
00:34:01Claire, I'm sure you're quite a world traveler.
00:34:05Mr. Dubois, it is so nice to meet you.
00:34:11And Miss Moreau.
00:34:13Enchanté.
00:34:14I hope you guys are enjoying your stay.
00:34:17We are enjoying it very much.
00:34:19Merci.
00:34:20I've always wanted to visit your hometown in Provence.
00:34:23C'est merci.
00:34:24When you visit, we will make sure we give you the best hospitality.
00:34:29I would love that.
00:34:30President, have a wonderful evening with your date.
00:34:33Thank you very much.
00:34:38How did you...
00:34:41Mr. Dubois.
00:34:43Mr. Dubois.
00:34:45Mr. Dubois.
00:34:48Miss Moreau.
00:34:50Miss Moreau.
00:34:52You're just full of surprises.
00:34:54I'm not going to let you down.
00:34:57I'm going to check the time of the Taylor Swift performance because I do not want you to miss that.
00:35:02I'm so excited.
00:35:03I'm so excited.
00:35:04I'm so excited.
00:35:13Claire, I'm feeling a bit dizzy.
00:35:16Can you please come out with me for some fresh air, please?
00:35:19Yeah, of course.
00:35:21Oh.
00:35:21Good.
00:35:26Hey, are you okay?
00:35:27What makes you think you deserve to be his date?
00:35:31I'm sorry, what?
00:35:32Don't play dumb.
00:35:34You don't deserve, Mr. President.
00:35:36It looks like she thinks William is the real president.
00:35:39Look, the president is not into me, okay?
00:35:42You're mistaken.
00:35:43Mistaken?
00:35:44This is his first time bringing a date to an event.
00:35:49And he gave you that precious necklace?
00:35:53It's a fake, I promise.
00:35:57Claire?
00:35:57You think I'm stupid or something?
00:36:02Take it off.
00:36:04What are you doing?
00:36:06You don't deserve to be by his side.
00:36:08Take it off.
00:36:09I'm right now.
00:36:09Claire?
00:36:27Claire?
00:36:27No, no, no, no.
00:36:28It wasn't me.
00:36:28It's just a horror.
00:36:29Go and get help now.
00:36:34No, no, no.
00:36:34It wasn't me.
00:36:35It's just a horror.
00:36:36Go and get help now.
00:36:38Oh.
00:36:39Shit! Get medical here ASAP!
00:37:09You okay?
00:37:21Yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:23You sure?
00:37:24Mm-hmm.
00:37:25Take Ms. Jones to the car and wait for me.
00:37:27Yes, Mr. President.
00:37:34Mr. President, please don't have to-
00:37:36Stop! Stop talking!
00:37:37You crossed the line tonight. Your political career is over.
00:37:43No, no, no, you have to let me explain!
00:37:48I'm so sorry, Claire. I'm putting you in danger.
00:37:52No. You said your job was dangerous, I understand.
00:38:04What happened?
00:38:05Oh, it's just a little more wound.
00:38:11Did it hurt?
00:38:15Don't.
00:38:17I'm so close.
00:38:19Why?
00:38:25I want to be able to control myself.
00:38:27I want to be able to control myself.
00:38:37You're soaked.
00:38:41Maybe go and have a show.
00:38:44I, um...
00:38:45I can't, uh...
00:38:47get out of this by myself.
00:38:49Could you, um, help me?
00:38:59Could you, um, help me?
00:39:02I'll be quick.
00:39:18Uh, William, where did you get all of that money?
00:39:34Come here. Sit down.
00:39:36Because I went to the party, on behalf of the president,
00:39:41he gave me a bonus.
00:39:43Wow, that's such a nice boss.
00:39:46And I plan on using this money to help you open your own shop.
00:39:49Uh, oh, William, I can't.
00:39:53That's, that's way too much money.
00:39:54And plus, you've got it, like, risking your life.
00:39:56So no, I, I can't accept it.
00:39:58Look, it's, it's not a gift.
00:40:00It's an investment.
00:40:04You make a profit, I get a share.
00:40:06I know you've always dreamt of having your own shop.
00:40:09Wait.
00:40:11You really think I can do it?
00:40:13Absolutely.
00:40:16The president also heard that your necklace broke.
00:40:20So he got us these rings.
00:40:30I won't let anyone question your place again.
00:40:36Will you thank the president for me?
00:40:44Sure.
00:40:46Uh, wait a minute.
00:40:46Just one more thing.
00:40:48It's important.
00:40:50Yes, sir.
00:40:51Today is the grand opening of Claire's Chicken Shop.
00:40:55Keep me updated on how it's going.
00:40:57Yes, sir.
00:41:00Oh, welcome to our grand opening.
00:41:13New owner, huh?
00:41:14Mm-hmm.
00:41:15Well, no wonder you don't know about the rules.
00:41:19Hey, what are you doing?
00:41:22You can't do that here.
00:41:24Listen, bitch.
00:41:26The street is mine.
00:41:28You want to make money?
00:41:28You cut me in.
00:41:34Sir.
00:41:35Sir.
00:41:38Delay the meeting in five minutes.
00:41:40Yes, sir.
00:41:45Officer Smith.
00:41:47I thought you had the street under surveillance.
00:41:49Don't worry, sir.
00:41:50We have it all under control.
00:41:53Leave?
00:41:53Or I'm going to call the police.
00:41:56Call them.
00:41:57You think I'm scared of those boys?
00:42:01So you're the one who's going to be a troublemaker?
00:42:05Tough guy.
00:42:07They're not going to do anything.
00:42:09What are you going to tell?
00:42:11Huh?
00:42:11What?
00:42:15What are you saying?
00:42:16No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:22No, no.
00:42:23No, please.
00:42:25You have no idea who she is.
00:42:28Please.
00:42:29No.
00:42:29We know what to do now, right?
00:42:32Yeah.
00:42:32Yeah.
00:42:36Spread the word to everyone.
00:42:38This place is under our protection.
00:42:40Nobody's going to touch your chicken shop.
00:42:43Ah.
00:42:49Thanks?
00:42:49Congratulations.
00:42:55To the grand opening of our new chicken shop.
00:43:00Hold that thought.
00:43:03Yeah.
00:43:04Mr. President, about the $10 billion arms deal, do you want to review it again?
00:43:08It's a small deal.
00:43:09You can handle it yourself.
00:43:12Well, I've got to report to the investor.
00:43:15We made $200 today.
00:43:23That much?
00:43:25On the first day?
00:43:28You're amazing.
00:43:30Look, don't worry.
00:43:31I'm going to work extra hard to make more money.
00:43:33So that you can, uh, you know, put your dangerous job and live peacefully.
00:43:40Thank you, Claire.
00:43:41I appreciate it.
00:43:49I actually think that's the most that I've had to drink.
00:43:53Really?
00:43:54Oh, yeah.
00:43:55I mean, my job does require me to stay pretty sharp.
00:44:01I've never gotten a tattoo before.
00:44:06Come on.
00:44:11Hey, we're about to close.
00:44:18Holy crap.
00:44:20Are you the president?
00:44:24Yeah, I am.
00:44:26Nah, you're tricking me.
00:44:28You're the president's body double, right?
00:44:30Yeah, he's pretty convincing, huh?
00:44:34Shit, man.
00:44:35Yeah, you look just like him.
00:44:40Well, what do you want?
00:44:45Okay.
00:44:54This one looks like my puppy when I was little.
00:44:57His name was Ferdy.
00:44:58This one?
00:45:01You sure?
00:45:01Mm-hmm.
00:45:07All done?
00:45:09So cute.
00:45:13Hey, wait.
00:45:16Can I get a photo with you?
00:45:18Uh...
00:45:19Ten dollars a photo.
00:45:25No problem.
00:45:26Mom!
00:45:27Dad, get up!
00:45:29Did you see that?
00:45:30That was a great business opportunity.
00:45:33It was a very clever idea.
00:45:36Oh, my God.
00:45:37We mean so much!
00:45:38What did that kiss, mate?
00:46:05What did that kiss, mate?
00:46:05What did that kiss, mate?
00:46:11Uh...
00:46:11It...
00:46:12It's because the lights aren't on,
00:46:16and it's really dark,
00:46:17and we couldn't see it clearly,
00:46:18and our lips just happened to, like,
00:46:20brush past each other's accidentally.
00:46:23Oh.
00:46:25I see.
00:46:25I see.
00:46:25I see.
00:46:25I see.
00:46:25I see.
00:46:27I see.
00:46:29I see.
00:46:33Why were you able to pick me up today?
00:46:43I finish work early.
00:46:45Oh, I see.
00:46:46This is where we kissed last night.
00:46:49Now we want to have trouble seeing.
00:47:00What?
00:47:00No excuses today, right?
00:47:21How did you do that?
00:47:23The magician never reveals their secrets.
00:47:30What?
00:47:30No, come on.
00:47:31Tell me.
00:47:32I don't...
00:47:32Why didn't this delivery include a room number?
00:47:44I guess I could ask room to room.
00:47:45Mr. President,
00:47:56we've got the leak.
00:48:03So you've been selling information about me and my wife.
00:48:06Looks like I've been too merciful with you.
00:48:14Hello?
00:48:14Did you order fried chicken?
00:48:18Hello?
00:48:19Claire's fried chicken.
00:48:23Well, it has to be one of them.
00:48:25Sir, I'm sorry.
00:48:28You don't have to do this.
00:48:29Mr. President, you don't have to do this.
00:48:37You don't have to do this.
00:48:49Willian?
00:48:50William, what's going on?
00:49:02Why are you putting a gun at someone?
00:49:07The president, he was...
00:49:08Why is he calling you the president?
00:49:12Didn't you say that you had work off today?
00:49:14This is just a training exercise
00:49:21with the doubles of my colleagues
00:49:25just to make things look more realistic.
00:49:28No, yeah.
00:49:30No, it's just practice.
00:49:31Really?
00:49:32Um, I'm the White House General Secretary's double.
00:49:47Um, just a little plastic surgery.
00:49:51I'm the Defense Minister's double.
00:49:54I do...
00:49:57Neighborhood Security?
00:49:59Oh, God.
00:50:03Wow, you guys really scared me.
00:50:04I thought you were in trouble.
00:50:08Well, thank you so much
00:50:09for, um, taking care of my husband.
00:50:12I really appreciate it.
00:50:18Oh!
00:50:19You guys should really come by our chicken shop.
00:50:22I mean, I would really love
00:50:24if you guys could stop by.
00:50:25I love fried chicken.
00:50:27And because you're William's coworkers,
00:50:28I'll give you guys 30% off.
00:50:33Okay, well.
00:50:36I will let you guys get back to your practice.
00:50:39Oh.
00:50:41Can't forget this.
00:50:47Wait!
00:50:49What now?
00:50:52What now?
00:50:54Can we take a picture?
00:50:55Can we take a picture?
00:50:58Yeah, go on.
00:51:02Come.
00:51:03How are we fun?
00:51:05Everybody say chicken!
00:51:07Chicken!
00:51:12Claire's fried chicken!
00:51:17Well, we got a lot of new customers today.
00:51:20Mr. President.
00:51:23Get on your knees.
00:51:24Now.
00:51:25thank you for playing along feel free to have the rest of the day off
00:51:33thank you mr president get him out of here let's go
00:51:36mr president that was extremely close i worry we probably won't be able to keep this up for much
00:51:45so i'll tell her the truth about my identity soon
00:51:55oh good you're back would you please help me balance this month's accounts i'm having like
00:52:06a really hard time let's see
00:52:11our monthly profit is 3 786.60
00:52:23wow that's amazing you're smart as the president
00:52:27would you
00:52:31would you want me to be the president
00:52:36would you want me to be the president
00:52:41i just mean if i was really the president would that make you happier
00:52:52oh no i said the wrong thing no i don't want you to be the president
00:52:57actually i hate the president you do yeah my uh my dad died because of him
00:53:08my dad died because of him he he was in the military you know and it was because of a decision that he made
00:53:16claire i'm sorry
00:53:18now we probably won't think too much about it
00:53:21i'll be right back
00:53:27what's
00:53:32dad
00:53:34hey sweetheart i'm out of prison i miss you and your mom a lot
00:53:41how dare you even mention mom put her in a coma
00:53:45and all she was trying to do was stop you from gambling our savings away
00:53:50i've changed i want to make things right with you both
00:53:53you'll meet me tomorrow
00:54:03am i sorry about that
00:54:07is everything okay
00:54:08yeah it's just spam call
00:54:11and you know if something happened you can tell me
00:54:13yeah i know
00:54:15william
00:54:17i won't drag you into this
00:54:19dad why are we meeting here
00:54:32leper
00:54:37this is my daughter
00:54:41did you cover my gambling debts
00:54:44dad seriously i'm your daughter
00:54:46how could you do that
00:54:48i gave you life embraced you
00:54:50and do what i want
00:54:53damn bitch i know you
00:54:56you got my brother killed
00:54:57we'll settle all our scores tonight
00:55:19call your husband and tell him to bring me one million and i'll let you go
00:55:24no no he's just an ordinary guy who doesn't have that kind of money
00:55:27is that so
00:55:29pretty pricey
00:55:31let's see how important you really are to him
00:55:36our latest warship is ready to be deployed we're actually considering names at the moment
00:55:42let's name it claire good name i like it claire keeping america safe
00:55:50excuse me gentlemen sir we have a serious serious situation sir what is it it's miss jones
00:55:56she's been kidnapped by the international mob and they're holding her in an underground casino
00:56:00right now we've been looking at these assholes looks like now's the time just a little more to it
00:56:06sir uh they want you to go alone in the next hour or they're gonna kill her
00:56:10i can handle my life no mr president that's too dangerous the entire country relies on you
00:56:22yes mr president the future of america rests on your shoulders yeah i wouldn't i really reconsider this
00:56:28my gun
00:56:35i've made
00:56:41Mr. President, are you really doing this for a girl?
00:56:47She's not just any girl.
00:56:49She's my girl.
00:56:58Contact traffic control.
00:57:00Now clear me a path.
00:57:06Where is he?
00:57:07My patience is running thin.
00:57:09She's still worth something, right?
00:57:10You know what? You're a real piece of shit.
00:57:13Time's up.
00:57:14And since your husband isn't coming, you're mine now.
00:57:29Who's this idiot?
00:57:32President?
00:57:33Don't come any closer.
00:57:35Who the hell are you?
00:57:37No, no, no. He's not the president.
00:57:39He's just his double.
00:57:40That makes sense.
00:57:44The little president, will you come here alone?
00:57:47Search him.
00:57:47William, why would you risk coming here?
00:57:55Because you're my family.
00:58:10He's a fried chicken girl.
00:58:13You can't be the president.
00:58:15You're having me scared there for a moment.
00:58:17It's okay, everyone. He's just a stuntman.
00:58:23What are you looking at?
00:58:25Now you want to see me have some fun with your wife?
00:58:28Fine by me.
00:58:29Fuck.
00:58:36My dad.
00:58:37I'm a guy.
00:58:37Exactly.
00:58:38Oh.
00:58:42I'm
00:58:43a guy.
00:58:44Go.
00:58:45All right.
00:58:57you still want to play
00:59:01so you don't want to shoot yourself
00:59:03only the real president could do that
00:59:05i saw him on the battlefield
00:59:07he went out bullets and still
00:59:10fought off ten men
00:59:11he's a killing machine
00:59:13i don't ever want to see your kind
00:59:15on american
00:59:16we'll leave
00:59:17i promise
00:59:18oh you
00:59:22have you ever messed with my wife again
00:59:25i will make sure
00:59:30you die in prison
00:59:30i won't
00:59:32i promise
00:59:35william
00:59:38who are you really
00:59:40william
00:59:50claire why did you lie to me
00:59:57i'm your husband
00:59:59if you can't trust me who can you trust
01:00:02yeah
01:00:02and what about you
01:00:05you haven't told me the truth from the very beginning
01:00:08william
01:00:15who are you william
01:00:20are you really the president
01:00:23i am
01:00:29you don't deserve to be by his side
01:00:41what
01:00:43did you think that if i knew your true identity
01:00:46i would just cling to you and make it impossible
01:00:48for you
01:00:49we got married because you said that you wanted to repay me
01:00:51what are you even saying
01:00:53you can't see how much i adore you
01:00:56you really can't feel it
01:01:00i don't know
01:01:03please
01:01:11you
01:01:24you
01:01:28you
01:01:32you
01:01:36you
01:01:38you
01:01:40Why are there so many reporters?
01:02:00Today, in front of all of America, I want to say I love you.
01:02:08I love you for who you are.
01:02:11And I want everyone to know your name.
01:02:20Claire.
01:02:23Will you marry me?
01:02:34No.
01:02:38Because we're already married.
01:02:40I don't know.
01:02:42I don't know.
01:02:44I don't know.
01:02:46I don't know.
01:02:47I don't know.
01:02:48I don't know.
01:02:50I don't know.
01:02:51I don't know.
01:02:52I don't know.
01:02:54I don't know.
01:02:55I don't know.
01:02:56I don't know.
01:02:57I don't know.
01:02:58I don't know.
01:02:59I don't know.
01:03:01I don't know.
01:03:02I don't know.
01:03:07America, please welcome your first lady.
01:03:11Lady.
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