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Cartoon Room
  • 3 weeks ago
In this hilarious and chaotic tale, the ever-clumsy Porky finds himself in a quirky hospital, causing trouble while trying to recover from minor mishaps. Full of slapstick humor, unexpected antics, and lovable characters, Patient Porky delivers laughter at every turn.
Transcript
00:00The End
00:30The patient is doing nicely, calling surgery, calling surgery, Dr. Ehrlich, calling Dr. Ehrlich, calling Dr. Cyclops, calling Dr. Cyclops.
00:53Going up, first floor, AQ, asthma, anemia, arthritis, aches, and apoplexy.
01:00Second floor, beriberi, biliousness, bronchitis, bends, and blind staggers.
01:08Third floor, colds, cramps, convulsions, columns, calluses, concussions, and curvatures of all kinds.
01:16Correction!
01:30Good morning, patients.
01:49Hello, Dr. Christian.
01:52And how's a sore throat this morning?
02:05I can't talk above a whisper.
02:10You can't what?
02:12I said...
02:14I can't talk above a whisper!
02:16Hey, Doc, how's me leg look today?
02:25Just a minute now.
02:27We'll have a look through the x-way.
02:30Hmm.
02:32Fine.
02:33Fine.
02:34The bones are beginning to knit.
02:36Watch this!
02:53T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t!
02:54Palsy, palpitations, pimples, pleurisy, and pneumonia!
03:22Oh, my poor, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, tummy.
03:29Oh.
03:31Oh, is there a doctor in the house?
03:37A doctor?
03:47Yes, sir. What can I do for you?
03:49My card.
03:52I had a birthday party, and I guess I ate two, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I made a peg of myself.
04:02Well, let's have a look.
04:11My, my.
04:16This is bad.
04:18Here, let me help you.
04:20Oh, careful now. Take it easy.
04:24Gently.
04:28Hey, gang, I'll make some tea, and we'll cut the cake.
04:31Look, fellas, I got a patient. I got a patient.
04:40I've got a terrific urgent to be a famous surgeon, and I'm going to start out to carve my nuke.
04:46And we're out.
04:47The patients always show a lot of indecision.
04:51But afterwards, they brag about their big incision.
04:54He'll get to the seat of your trouble, although it costs you double.
04:58Get your program.
04:59Programs.
05:00Programs.
05:01Hey, programs.
05:02Get your official program.
05:04You can't tell one rib from another without a program.
05:06You can't tell one rib from another without a program.
05:07Agent.
05:07Agent.
05:07Agent.
05:21Hey, what's the big idea?
05:51Christmas?
05:55Oh, wait!
06:02That's all, folks!
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