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An alien posing as a DJ comes up with a unique method of collecting female specimens for his home planet.
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00:02:59We haven't seen her inside.
00:03:29We haven't seen her.
00:03:59We haven't seen her.
00:04:29We haven't seen her in KDUL, just about the last place you'd expect to find America's most controversial rock and roll disc jockey.
00:04:37But he's here, and this man hired him.
00:04:40It all began when Vernon L. Locknut, KDUL's owner, discovered that his tiny all-polka station was actually authorized to broadcast nationwide on a clear channel.
00:04:52That's right, Lisa.
00:04:53We broadcast over 666 kilohertz on the AM band.
00:04:58Now, because of the superstition about the number 666, we're the only 666 in the entire country.
00:05:04Thank you, Vernon.
00:05:05And so this morning, with the new 50,000-watt transmitter installed and tested, Chief Engineer Corky Bradford threw the switch, and Superstation 66 was on the air.
00:05:18Signing on with a 66-hour marathon shift, rock radio's most notorious DJ, Dangerous Dan O'Dare, returns to the airwaves after a six-month suspension by the FCC.
00:05:32Hmm.
00:05:32Lisa, I've got my radio here tuned to Superstation 66, and listen to this.
00:05:39I thought Dan O'Dare was a rock and roller.
00:05:42Well, what you're listening to is a typical Dan O'Dare stunt.
00:05:46Oh, how the lady just loves to be her boy.
00:05:50Look, folks, come on.
00:05:51You're in Poker Hell, and I'm in Poker Hell, but I'm not changing this record until someone guesses the right number.
00:05:57So please, ladies and gentlemen, pick up your phone, and let's get some rock and roll going here.
00:06:04Somebody, please.
00:06:06This stuff is killing me.
00:06:09Dan, try 8 to the right, 2 to the left, 14 to the right.
00:06:15Right.
00:06:16Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:06:20Come on, people.
00:06:22Lisa Whatserface is here for my big interview, and the way these chains are wrapped between my legs is making her microphone throw.
00:06:27Hi, Dan.
00:06:297 right, 25 left, 30 right.
00:06:35No.
00:06:37No, it doesn't work.
00:06:39People, I'm trying to give away a Suki on the off-road convertible for 20 hours.
00:06:45I've been chained to the wall.
00:06:47Just three numbers is all I need.
00:06:49Just three numbers.
00:06:50Come on, give me three numbers.
00:06:54Chains, huh?
00:06:55Not a bad gimmick.
00:06:56Dan O'Day, welcome to Day and Night with Flip Humble.
00:06:59Thanks, Flip.
00:07:00Welcome to Polka Hell.
00:07:02What happens if no one guesses the combination?
00:07:05I'll die in these chains before I take them off.
00:07:08And this Polka record will keep playing till the bitter end.
00:07:14But don't worry, Flip.
00:07:15I'm sure some moron out there will get it.
00:07:17I'm going to win that convertible.
00:07:20Peanut, if you don't turn off that stupid Polka music, I'm going to go bug-eyed crazy.
00:07:26Guess the combination.
00:07:27Free Dan O'Day and Polka Hell.
00:07:29Gritz, why don't you get a haircut?
00:07:40Hey, good buddy.
00:07:41This is Peanut over at Peanut's truck stop.
00:07:43Open 24 hours, just like you.
00:07:47Peanut, what are you doing?
00:07:49A commercial?
00:07:49Turn down your radio.
00:07:54Now give me a combination.
00:07:5716 right, 4 left, 38 right.
00:08:08No, sorry Peanut, we're still locked in here.
00:08:15Look people, I have time for just a few more vocal calls.
00:08:18Dan, your last job in radio got you in a lot of trouble.
00:08:24What on earth were you thinking when you broadcast that live sexual encounter between yourself and KLSO's drive time traffic reporter, police sergeant Holliday?
00:08:35I told the FCC, Flip, it was an accident.
00:08:38A rear ender, as I recall.
00:08:41Bumper to bumper, Flip.
00:08:43Let's do a little shoulder work on the sergeant, and she rolled over and hit the on-air switch, and the rest is radio history, Flip.
00:08:56Excuse me a minute, Flip, I better take a few more calls.
00:08:59Bumper to bumper, Flip.
00:09:19Monty.
00:09:20Your colleagues are being very patient here, practicing after hours to help you get your part down.
00:09:25The least you can do is give us your undivided attention.
00:09:29Just a minute, Mr. Baker, this is really important.
00:09:41Hello?
00:09:42Dan?
00:09:43This is Bonnie Bonner of the Pahuta Panthers.
00:09:46You sound like a real airhead, Bonnie.
00:09:49Can you give me three numbers, Bonnie?
00:09:50How about 36, 22, 34?
00:09:56You sound more interesting than I thought there, Bonnie.
00:10:00But no.
00:10:02No Tsukiyama convertible for you, Bonnie.
00:10:05Sorry.
00:10:08Flip, give me three numbers.
00:10:11Me?
00:10:11Yeah, yeah, you.
00:10:12Why not?
00:10:12Well, for some reason, the numbers, uh, a one, and a two, and a three come to mind.
00:10:19One, two, three.
00:10:27I don't believe this.
00:10:29It opened.
00:10:31One, two, three.
00:10:33Why didn't anybody think of that before?
00:10:35You mean I win the car?
00:10:37Hold your calls, everybody.
00:10:39Taking off the restraints now.
00:10:41I'm no longer chained to the wall.
00:10:46You can reach.
00:10:48The old K-D-U-L-A-M turntable where the last poker recording on Earth has been playing nonstop.
00:10:55For 20 hours and 14 minutes.
00:10:59Ladies and gentlemen, you'll never hear another tuba horn on.
00:11:08It's a frequency again.
00:11:09Cable world and network star Flip Humble did it.
00:11:13The all-polka format of K-D-U-L-A-M is dead.
00:11:18Dangerous Dan O'Dare is on the loose.
00:11:21And Superstation 66 is on the air.
00:11:28Well, this turned out to be a lucky interview for you, Flip.
00:11:36Yeah, pretty amazing, huh?
00:11:38But, of course, knowing you, as I do, you'll probably want to donate that car to charity to avoid any appearance of impropriety.
00:11:50Time to go to the news, Lisa.
00:11:52In our late, late segment, tonight we're going to spend a half hour with Dan O'Dare as he continues his marathon.
00:11:57Right now, here's Katrinka Shinkalova with World News Update.
00:12:01The rush of UFO sightings in California is due to weather balloons, according to U.S. Department of Defense.
00:12:08Great moment in TV history, huh?
00:12:13You may think so, Mr. Locknut, but I am calling the head of programming at CWN because I think he needs to know about this scam.
00:12:20Scam? What scam?
00:12:22Lisa, I'll be back in a half an hour with a burger.
00:12:25Three cheeseburgers and a diet, okay?
00:12:27My daughter.
00:12:28I knew there was an angle behind this, so I got this assignment.
00:12:31This is the sleaziest piece of reverse pale I've ever seen.
00:12:35Paleola what pale?
00:12:36Oh, come on, you know what I'm talking about.
00:12:38No, I don't.
00:12:39Yes, you do.
00:12:40No, I don't.
00:12:40Yes, you do.
00:12:43Hey, hey, wait a minute.
00:12:51Keep that tuner at 66, baby.
00:12:53The only place on the dial where you'll hear...
00:12:56Dangerous Dan O'Dare show.
00:12:58The only place where we absolutely guarantee...
00:13:02You'll never hear another polka on this frequency.
00:13:04Let's take a little break, ladies and gentlemen.
00:13:06I gotta go see a man about a dog.
00:13:08How about...
00:13:09Six hits in a row on Superstation 66.
00:13:13I assure you, Ms. Cummings, that is not the way we operate here at KDOL.
00:13:17Well, I assure you that that is not the way it appears.
00:13:19Hey, what's going on, you guys?
00:13:21Well, she was gonna tell me that...
00:13:22You bribed Flip Humble to promote this...
00:13:26Stupid marathon on CWN.
00:13:28You rigged the contest.
00:13:31Oh.
00:13:33Lisa, wait.
00:13:35Hey, where you going?
00:13:37Lisa, wait.
00:13:39Lisa.
00:13:40Come on, listen.
00:13:41Look, nobody's gonna be shocked by anything you do, Mr. O'Dare.
00:13:46But I have my own reputation.
00:13:48My own ethics.
00:13:50I will not allow myself to be implicated in this patently dishonest promotion.
00:13:56You think I wanted Flip to win that car?
00:13:59The change in polka schtick was good for another 24 hours.
00:14:02Look, I've done some stupid things.
00:14:09I've made a lot of mistakes in my life.
00:14:12And that's why I'm out here in the middle of nowhere.
00:14:16But this is my one chance to start over.
00:14:20You know, I'm not gonna blow that for Flip Humble or anybody.
00:14:24Well, if you and Flip are up to something shady, at least it backfired on you.
00:14:32So the late, late interview's still on?
00:14:35Okay.
00:14:36But if I find out this contest was rigged, I'm going straight to the FCC.
00:14:40May the lightning strike me if I'm lying.
00:14:56It's incredible.
00:14:58What?
00:14:59Come on, over there.
00:15:02It was like spinning colored lights coming down right over you.
00:15:06Oh, it's gone.
00:15:11What's gone?
00:15:13The UFO.
00:15:15We just got buzzed by a UFO.
00:15:19No.
00:15:20I've got to get my camera.
00:15:21Maybe it was some Air Force deal or something.
00:15:23Oh, yeah.
00:15:24Air Force from another planet.
00:15:27Oh, Jesus, this is great.
00:15:29A real story.
00:15:31I'm right in the middle of it.
00:15:33Yes.
00:15:34Woo!
00:15:36Yeah.
00:15:38Wait.
00:15:38Sheriff Hickman, what are you doing here?
00:15:41Is there something wrong?
00:15:44Sheriff.
00:15:46Lisa Cummings, CWN News, Sheriff.
00:15:48It's a UFO.
00:15:50I saw it with my own two eyes.
00:15:54Vernon, how do you like that?
00:15:55We've got a UFO right here in Pahuta.
00:15:58And I'm sure you have a witness for this.
00:16:01Right here?
00:16:02Sheriff, this is my star personality.
00:16:05And he's got to get back inside and on the air.
00:16:08And you saw this UFO?
00:16:10No, not me.
00:16:12What?
00:16:14You were standing right next to me.
00:16:17I'm sorry.
00:16:17I didn't see you.
00:16:18Yes, he did.
00:16:19Now, Ms. Cummings, I hope that you'll be as responsible as this gentleman and won't start spreading rumors and creating a panic.
00:16:26As responsible as bumper-to-bumper-o-dare?
00:16:31Sheriff Pickman, you read me?
00:16:33We got some kind of trouble out at the sub-street.
00:16:34Why would you say you didn't see us?
00:16:36Because I didn't.
00:16:37And besides, I don't believe in UFOs.
00:16:39Where'd life sound that way?
00:16:41Sounds like a lot of people are seeing things tonight.
00:16:44I'm by the substation now.
00:16:45I'll go check it out.
00:16:46Sheriff, I know it sounds crazy, but I could take you to this spot.
00:16:50Why don't you just stay here on this little spot and you watch those UFOs?
00:16:54I've got work to do.
00:16:58Oh, and Vernon, I'm going to be really ticked off if I find this is just a publicity stunt.
00:17:08Hey, hey, hey!
00:17:12Lisa, wait.
00:17:14What about my 30-minute interview?
00:17:16I'm going to miss the biggest story in history to do a puff piece on a DJ?
00:17:21DJ, maybe you can buy Flip Humble with a car, Dan, but you can't buy me at any price.
00:17:30Okay.
00:17:31All right.
00:17:32So I promised Flip a car to get on the program, but there's a reason.
00:17:36Why didn't you say so?
00:17:36There's a reason.
00:17:37How dare you let me...
00:17:37Can I tell you the reason?
00:17:38Well, please do.
00:17:39Because, not for ratings, it was because...
00:17:44It was because he promised to send you, and I wanted to meet you.
00:17:51Oh, that is such a load of crap.
00:17:55And with everything I've ever heard about you, I consider that an insult.
00:18:05Okay.
00:18:06Who needs your stupid cable network anyway?
00:18:10I'm going to give you a lesson in the power of Radio Lady.
00:18:14By the time this is over, you're going to be begging me for an interview.
00:18:18Would you hurry up?
00:18:29Come on, now.
00:18:29We've got a show to do.
00:18:31Let's go.
00:18:32Come on.
00:18:35Come on.
00:18:36Come on.
00:19:06Dan O'Dare back with you, an all-new Clear Channel Superstation 66, and I gotta tell you,
00:19:26it sure feels good to be out of those chains, but hey, don't you miss that polka.
00:19:31Let's take some calls on our national phone lines. You're on Superstation 66.
00:19:40Yeah, Dan, did that cable TV jerk really win the car?
00:19:44Damn, what a coincidence, huh? On live TV, right there in front of everybody.
00:19:48Looked a little bogus to me.
00:19:50Well, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. Where are you calling from?
00:19:54Marshall, Texas. What time's that interview on CWN tonight, Dan? I want Flip to make me believe that deal wasn't real.
00:20:00Another conspiracy theorist. Did Flip Humble win that car fair and square? Was Flip Humble the second gunman in the grassy knoll?
00:20:08Did Flip Humble sabotage Buddy Holly's plane? Well, ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to tell you that that live 30-minute interview
00:20:14on the late, late segment of Flip Humble's show has suddenly been preempted.
00:20:21Ms. Cummings suddenly decided that she had some late breaking news to cover and canceled the interview.
00:20:28And wait until you hear what the breaking news is.
00:20:32She saw a U-F-R.
00:20:38Yoo-hoo. Risa. Risa Cummings.
00:20:43If you're listening to the Dan O'Chan show, I want to remind you of ancient Chinese proverb.
00:20:50Woman who chase after little glean men have to settle for little glean pecker.
00:20:58Oh, God. That was funny. That was funny, Dan O'Dare.
00:21:05I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't tell.
00:21:09I couldn't tell what it was. It was so bright. It was me.
00:21:13Lord, have mercy. Don't let him take me away.
00:21:15Tell me what happened. It was so bright I couldn't see.
00:21:18All I saw was this light. I was blind.
00:21:20Oh, my God. What happened?
00:21:23Something or someone assaulted Willis.
00:21:27It poked me with some kind of rod or something. It was weird.
00:21:30Lights, noise, a flying saucer.
00:21:34Mr. Cummings, will you get that camera out of here?
00:21:36I'm sorry, Sheriff. The public has a right to hear this story.
00:21:39Well, the public will just have to wait until after my investigation.
00:21:43All right. But don't forget, I saw this too. I'm not just an outsider here, Sheriff. I saw it too.
00:21:49Willis, when all this happened, before you went unconscious, did this person or thing or whatever it was, did he bang you on the head?
00:22:00It didn't bang me on the head, I told you. It poked me with some kind of rod or something right here in my chest.
00:22:05I just...
00:22:19Where's that guy with my burgers?
00:22:21Jeez.
00:22:22My cheeseburgers.
00:22:23Where's my diet?
00:22:24You cannot do this, Dan. It is not a good idea to pick a fight with Flip Humble and the whole gosh darn cable world network.
00:22:37Flip, schmip, are you kidding me? Look at these phone lines.
00:22:39I'm going to build the rest of the marathon around it.
00:22:53Want some?
00:22:59I'm going out for a few hours. Do me a favor and make sure he doesn't say anything that puts me into a lawsuit.
00:23:05Hey, I'm an engineer, not an attorney.
00:23:07I got three cheeseburgers here with lettuce and tomato. You want one?
00:23:17No. Lettuce and tomato, far too healthy. I'm all set.
00:23:21Great. I'll take care of them.
00:23:23Be careful, America. You're listening to Dangerous Dan O'Dare on Superstation 66.
00:23:45Dan? This is Peanut again.
00:23:47Uh, listen, this might sound a little kooky, but there's two truckers in here that swear they saw a flying saucer circling over Pahuta tonight.
00:23:55The entire populace of Pahuta is out there tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
00:24:00We got truckers seeing UFOs.
00:24:06Bunny's boyfriend, the entire Pahuta football team, saw a UFO.
00:24:12And CWN's puff piece correspondent, the distinguished Lisa Cummings, she's out there with His Royal Majesty Sheriff, Earl Hickman.
00:24:23They've not only seen a UFO, why they're chasing one.
00:24:28But it doesn't surprise me, quirky, because I always knew that the first place that visitors from an other planet would want to hit when they finally got to Earth would be...
00:24:38Pahuta!
00:24:41Home of...
00:24:42Superstation 66!
00:24:53What the hell's going on?
00:24:54I don't know. Hey, it's an earthquake or something.
00:24:57Holy shit!
00:25:01Don't get it, I'll fix it!
00:25:08We're on the air!
00:25:10Ladies and gentlemen, we're experiencing some technical difficulties. Please, stand by.
00:25:14We're on the air!
00:25:16Ladies and gentlemen, we're experiencing some technical difficulties. Please, stand by.
00:25:21Please, stand by.
00:25:34Okay, I got it. I got it under control.
00:25:39Nothing but the best for... burning L. Locknut.
00:25:43Quirk.
00:25:44Jesus Christ.
00:25:50Jesus Christ.
00:25:51What the hell?
00:25:54Jesus Christ!
00:25:59What the hell?
00:26:00What the hell?
00:26:13Hey, Pa, this is driver's property, and you're going to have to pay for that door.
00:26:19Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you can still hear me.
00:26:21There's something very strange happening down here at our superstation studios.
00:26:25And if this is a joke, I can tell you we don't think it's very funny.
00:26:28Yeah, it's not very funny.
00:26:29Do something, Corky.
00:26:30What do you want me to do?
00:26:31I don't know, hit it with something.
00:26:32Mr. Loch Nett is going to suck.
00:26:34Oh, my God, look at that.
00:26:35Look at that.
00:26:36A real-life robot.
00:26:38Somebody call the gun.
00:26:40Call the gun.
00:26:42Oh, God, oh, God, I have cooties.
00:26:56Oh, my God, help me out.
00:26:57I don't know what's going on.
00:27:03That's exactly what I'm trying to find out, for God's sake.
00:27:07Just get off my back, will you, Flip?
00:27:09I'm at the hospital, and I'm going in.
00:27:12Get away from me, though.
00:27:14Oh, God, help me out.
00:27:18It's looking like I'm the wishy-beak.
00:27:20Damn it.
00:27:21Moon has disappeared.
00:27:22I'm all by myself here working on what could be the biggest story in history, Flip.
00:27:29Send me another crew before the networks get here and blow us out of the water.
00:27:33Lisa come on if you want to keep your job you'll find moon and be ready with a live interview for the morning segment
00:28:03what are you doing here I'm sorry miss excuse me it's important I I just need to listen to this
00:28:27ladies and gentlemen I know this sounds crazy but the superstation studios have been taken over by
00:28:32creatures from another planet doesn't sound better right now that some sirens yeah we need some help in
00:28:41here man space like this bumpy head looks like a turd with a porthole window
00:28:53there's this little rusty robot I can see his brain man
00:29:00you know you're going to go in for a better look
00:29:04big one big one's putting something on the console
00:29:15it looks like it looks like a bomb
00:29:22can you believe this guy would have made here
00:29:32well I'll have to run some tests to be sure but it looks like the nastiest case of Tania
00:29:47Curris I've ever seen to Tania Curris
00:29:51commonly known as jockheads
00:29:56doctor give me a call when you get the results and be careful about what you say there's some
00:30:02reporter from cable world news hanging around here whatever you do don't let her get near Willis
00:30:07he's under sedation what about him for some other sightings we'll check on everything and do time
00:30:26right now I'm going home to bed
00:30:28sheriff sheriff okay look sheriff off the record is there anything else you can tell me
00:30:49right now I'm operating under the theory that someone's having fun at the public's expense
00:30:54but I saw it lights just lights Miss Cummings weird lights in the sky doesn't mean we're being
00:31:00invaded by flying saucers but my cameraman has disappeared what about him he's got any sense
00:31:06he's checked himself into a motel which is exactly what I suggest you do
00:31:10I'm not leaving here until I get that interview with Willis sheriff suit yourself
00:31:16but when you find out what his problem is I think you're going to be disappointed
00:31:46Jesus Christ
00:31:54Jesus Christ
00:32:00Jesus Christ
00:32:14Look what they've done to my studio!
00:32:20My transmitter!
00:32:25It's burning up, but I can't turn it off.
00:32:33Phone's dead.
00:32:40This is Dan O'Dare.
00:32:44I don't know if we're still in the air, because everything's in the studio.
00:32:51All the equipment, everything's covered in this weird green fungus-like stuff.
00:32:59And that door.
00:33:01The door's covered in fungus.
00:33:03Corky and I are locked in here.
00:33:05We can't get out.
00:33:07The alien and the robot, just a few feet away,
00:33:12they're totally preoccupied with some weird equipment that they have with them.
00:33:18Just a minute ago,
00:33:20they zapped me and Corky.
00:33:23Now they're totally ignoring us.
00:33:28This phone is lit up.
00:33:29I'm going to try and contact the outside world.
00:33:39Thank God the phone's working.
00:33:42Hey, great show, Dan.
00:33:44You can hear me?
00:33:45We're still in the air?
00:33:46Talk to them!
00:33:47Tell them!
00:33:47Tell them we need help!
00:33:49Okay, well listen.
00:33:50This isn't a show anymore, okay?
00:33:52We desperately need help here.
00:33:54Not much I can do for you in Nebraska, Dan,
00:33:56but if you're free on Saturday night,
00:33:57I'd cheer you up.
00:33:58Hello?
00:33:59Hello?
00:34:00This is great.
00:34:01What the hell?
00:34:01I just threw off all the breakers.
00:34:03We're still on full power.
00:34:05Hello?
00:34:05We're on the air.
00:34:06Hello, people.
00:34:07Somebody, please call the cops.
00:34:09I'm going to call the sheriff.
00:34:10I'm going to call the FBI.
00:34:11I don't care.
00:34:12Just hang up the phone so I can get a line out.
00:34:15You don't believe me.
00:34:17They think this is just a big joke.
00:34:21Oh, come on.
00:34:22I can't even get a line out to call 911.
00:34:25Corky.
00:34:27Corky, you talk to them.
00:34:28They don't believe me.
00:34:29Maybe they'll believe you.
00:34:30Hello.
00:34:31Hello out there.
00:34:32This is Corky Bradford,
00:34:34the chief engineer at KDUL.
00:34:35This is Mayday.
00:34:36Mayday.
00:34:37We're in trouble under here, folks.
00:34:39Father Flanagan, if you're listening,
00:34:41I promise I'm not lying to you tonight.
00:34:43I'll never drink another beer.
00:34:45I'll never look at another girly magazine, Corky.
00:34:47Corky, wait.
00:34:49What the hell are they doing?
00:35:04This son of a bitch is crazier than a tree full of owls.
00:35:07Shh.
00:35:08The big one was just punishing the robot.
00:35:12Hey, whatever they're doing, it's intense.
00:35:17I'm going in for a closer look.
00:35:24Oh, my God.
00:35:54Oh, my God.
00:36:24I'm so searching for the truth, standing on a ship of fools.
00:36:32Tip is tossed on a sea of lies.
00:36:36Who's making up these rules?
00:36:39A false promise, a dirty deal.
00:36:42You'll do anything for flowers.
00:36:47But you're coming off of everything real in your ivory tower.
00:36:53Oh, no.
00:36:56The whole world's turning to greed and lust.
00:37:02Oh, yeah.
00:37:03It's them all hushed.
00:37:05Believe what you want.
00:37:07But don't put your trust in blind days.
00:37:09Oh, my God.
00:37:10What's wrong here?
00:37:23Beware of sleeping dogs.
00:37:27They run with every pack.
00:37:32They'll lie right to your face.
00:37:35They stab you in the back.
00:37:37They only want to hide the truth and dig you deeper in the hole.
00:37:45You better look before you leave.
00:37:50Cause you can't trust a soul.
00:37:55Well, they'd never believe you.
00:37:58They just want to deceive you.
00:38:02Ain't no other reason.
00:38:05Just don't get taken for a fool.
00:38:09No!
00:38:39Time out of time is a blind
00:38:42And a blind piece of lies
00:38:44Know what you're just implied
00:38:46Time speaks to lies
00:38:48In a time when it's all in the pie
00:38:52It's all in the pie
00:38:54Time out of time is a blind
00:38:57And a blind piece of lies
00:39:09Dad!
00:39:31Dad!
00:39:33Help!
00:39:35Help!
00:39:37Oh my God
00:39:39They've got this girl
00:39:41They've got a girl in a jar
00:39:43A 12 inch tall girl in a jar
00:39:46And she just called my name
00:39:48People
00:39:50People, you've got to believe me
00:39:52I know this sounds crazy
00:39:54But I swear to God, it's true
00:39:56You've got to hear this DJ on the new radio station, Dr. Payne
00:40:00Tell them what you see
00:40:02Tell them what you see so they believe us
00:40:04It's a chip, man
00:40:06It's a chip in a bottle
00:40:08It's not like any bottle I've ever seen
00:40:12It's like the bottle is part of some kind of fungus
00:40:17This is the guy doing the marathon in chains
00:40:19He got out of the chains
00:40:21Now he's being held hostage by an alien from another planet
00:40:24I can see the apparatus
00:40:26I can see the girl
00:40:27She looks real
00:40:28He's looking at her as if she's some kind of a pet
00:40:35He's looking at her as if she's some kind of a pet
00:40:49Oh my God, Dan, that's Cookie from Peanuts Truck Stop
00:40:53They shrunk Cookie! I'm getting out of here!
00:40:56No, Corky!
00:40:58Help!
00:40:59Let me out of here!
00:41:00Let me out of here!
00:41:01Let me out!
00:41:02Let me out of here!
00:41:03Somebody open the door!
00:41:05Help!
00:41:06Help!
00:41:07Corky!
00:41:09Get away!
00:41:12Get away!
00:41:13Get away!
00:41:14Get away!
00:41:15Get away!
00:41:16Get away!
00:41:18Help!
00:41:19No, Corky!
00:41:20No, Corky!
00:41:32I'll just be, I'm-
00:41:45This is wild, isn't it?
00:41:49That guy's a nut.
00:41:51Get me another swab, would you, please?
00:41:59What is it?
00:42:00The fungus!
00:42:02It's reacting to the radio.
00:42:05Oh, my god.
00:42:15All right, Peanut, what is going on here?
00:42:26It's Cookie, Sheriff.
00:42:27She disappeared.
00:42:28That's right.
00:42:29You mean, like, she ran off?
00:42:31Like with a trucker or something?
00:42:33No, she disappeared.
00:42:35Poof, just like that.
00:42:37One minute, she's in there dancing around like a crazy go-go girl
00:42:41or something, and then the next minute, she just vanishes.
00:42:44That's right.
00:42:45Next thing we know, this crazy DJ on the radio
00:42:47saying he's got her over there in some glass bubble or something.
00:42:50That's God's truth, Sheriff.
00:42:51Peanut, if you believe a word that guy says,
00:42:55then you're a bigger nut than I thought you were.
00:42:58Sheriff Pickman?
00:42:59We all say he believes in there.
00:43:01Sheriff, you got a code 11 at Bootha County Hospital.
00:43:06This is Sheriff Earl Hickman.
00:43:08What is the problem over there?
00:43:10Dr. Payne called.
00:43:11He said something about a fungus coming out of his radio.
00:43:14I'm heading there now.
00:43:16You locate Mr. Vernon L. Locknut and tell him to get his butt
00:43:20over to the station right away.
00:43:22They've caused about all the trouble I'm going to put up with.
00:43:25I didn't know Corky Bradford all that well.
00:43:28We just met the other day when I showed up here to do this marathon.
00:43:35Seems like a long time ago.
00:43:36A little while ago, Corky fought with the aliens trying to rescue a 12-inch girl from a glass bubble.
00:43:49He recognized her as a waitress from a local truck stop.
00:43:53Corky Bradford tried to save that girl.
00:43:56The aliens killed him with electrical shock, then covered him in a hairy green fungus.
00:44:09Corky Bradford died a hero.
00:44:14I don't expect to die a hero.
00:44:16I don't expect to get out of this situation either.
00:44:21But pretty soon the aliens are going to start to play that music again.
00:44:26I have this funny feeling that whatever it is they're doing with that strange equipment has something to do with tuning in to the people that are listening to the station.
00:44:42I think it would be a good idea if everybody turned off the radios.
00:44:48I want you to stop listening to Clear Channel Superstation 66.
00:44:53Stop listening? Oh, my Lord, what have you gone nuts?
00:45:07Hi, Dan. This is Bunny again.
00:45:10Bunny, will you get off that phone and let's get to work?
00:45:14Quiet, Mr. Baker.
00:45:17I love your show, Dan. It's really awesome.
00:45:21Awesome.
00:45:23Dammit, Bunny, you've got to believe me. Turn off your radio.
00:45:28Why would I do a thing like that?
00:45:33Because...
00:45:33Bunny, what are you wearing?
00:45:36My favorite black mini and the paisley top my boyfriend gave me for my birthday.
00:45:42Bunny, are you in a gym or something?
00:45:44How did you know that?
00:45:46Because the aliens have you in their sights, Bunny.
00:45:49They're about to snatch you through the air and shrink you into a glass bubble, Bunny.
00:45:53Turn off your radio before it's too late.
00:45:56Alone in my body, alone in my head.
00:46:17Alone in my head.
00:46:25Dreaming of someone
00:46:29Here in my bed.
00:46:34It feels so real
00:46:40It nearly drove me insane
00:46:44My body's different
00:46:49Bitches do my brain
00:46:54Touching myself again
00:46:55Touching myself again
00:46:59Touching myself again
00:47:02I'm hoping she'll be my plan
00:47:05I'm just touching myself again
00:47:08I'm hoping she'll be my plan
00:47:10My eyes are closed
00:47:20And I'm looking at you
00:47:25Alone in the darkness
00:47:29You know what I do
00:47:34Touching myself again
00:47:35Touching myself again
00:47:39Touching myself again
00:47:42I'm hoping she'll be my plan
00:47:45I'm just touching myself again
00:47:49Here I come now
00:47:54Oh, love you
00:47:57Oh, here I come
00:48:02Oh, love you
00:48:06Oh, love you
00:48:07Oh, love you
00:48:09Oh, here I come
00:48:14Oh, love you
00:48:17Oh, love you
00:48:21Yeah
00:48:21Oh, love you
00:48:27Oh, love you
00:48:42Alone in my body
00:48:44Alone in my head
00:48:48Dreaming of you
00:48:53Dreaming of you
00:48:54Dreaming of you
00:48:55Dreaming of you
00:48:56Dreaming of you
00:48:57Dreaming of you
00:48:58Dreaming of you
00:48:59Dreaming of you
00:49:00Dreaming of you
00:49:01Dreaming of you
00:49:02Dreaming of you
00:49:04Dreaming of you
00:49:05Dreaming of you
00:49:06Dreaming of you
00:49:07Dreaming of you
00:49:08Dreaming of you
00:49:09Dreaming of you
00:49:10Dreaming of you
00:49:11Dreaming of you
00:49:12Dreaming of you
00:49:13Dreaming of you
00:49:14Dreaming of you
00:49:15Dreaming of you
00:49:16Dreaming of you
00:49:17Dreaming of you
00:49:18Dreaming of you
00:49:18Here I go again!
00:49:22Here I go again!
00:49:26Wow!
00:49:28Here I go again!
00:49:34Ah!
00:49:36Oh!
00:49:38Oh!
00:49:40Oh!
00:49:42Shit!
00:49:44Shit!
00:49:46Shit!
00:50:06It's incredible!
00:50:08The fungus is actually responding to the sounds coming from this new superstation on the radio!
00:50:12Up-down is coming!
00:50:16A final item in the news this morning.
00:50:30Those UFO sightings in California appear to be linked to a publicity stunt.
00:50:36A stunt that federal authorities are now investigating.
00:50:40Flip Humble will have more on this.
00:50:44I am Katrinka Shinkalova.
00:50:46Good morning and welcome to the morning edition of Day and Night with Flip Humble.
00:50:52Everybody's talking about Dan O'Dare, the Superstation 66 DJ who's got the nation rolling in the aisles with his non-stop marathon UFO hostage monologue.
00:51:02PWN's Lisa Cummings is live on the scene.
00:51:04What's going on now, Lisa?
00:51:06Well, Flip, we are live outside the studios.
00:51:08And if I'm not always properly framed in the picture, that's because somehow last night in this mysterious set of events unfolding here in Pehuta, California, my cameraman Moon Hashimoto has disappeared.
00:51:22And the situation here at Superstation 66 is growing more chaotic with each moment.
00:51:26And strangely enough, some of the wild, crazy things that Dan O'Dare is saying are actually happening.
00:51:34UFO sightings, strange, fast-growing molds or fungus-like matter, and the baffling disappearance of local women.
00:51:45Something's going on here in Pehuta, Flip, and it is no laughing matter.
00:51:50Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a minute, Lisa.
00:51:53Are you saying you believe all this UFO nonsense?
00:51:56Let's just say maybe so.
00:51:59So, I mean, excuse me.
00:52:01Sheriff Earl Hickman here, Flip.
00:52:02Now, what we've got here is a hostage situation, pure and simple.
00:52:06We believe Dan O'Dare has got one, maybe three people held up in there against their will.
00:52:10Look, this all started out as a silly publicity stunt, and it's gotten totally out of control.
00:52:14But I guarantee you we're here to make sure we get it back into control.
00:52:17Okay, let me, let me.
00:52:18You've got to help me out here, please.
00:52:19You've got to do something, Sheriff.
00:52:20Let's go.
00:52:21He's going completely bonkers.
00:52:22Look out.
00:52:26He's going to ruin me.
00:52:27What about Cookie?
00:52:28Get out of here.
00:52:29I'm telling you that the FCC has threatened to revoke my license.
00:52:32How's it going?
00:52:35It's no use, Sheriff.
00:52:36This green stuff seals up as fast as I can cut it.
00:52:38There's got to be some other way in.
00:52:40What about a trap door or a skylight or something?
00:52:42No, nothing.
00:52:43You're going to have to break down the door, Sheriff.
00:52:44Okay, boys.
00:52:45Bring in the battery ring.
00:52:55Oh, wait a minute.
00:52:56Something's happening to me outside the door.
00:52:59Oh, my God.
00:53:01I might finally be getting some help here.
00:53:03Oh, wait a minute.
00:53:05The aliens are onto it.
00:53:06If whoever's outside the door can hear me, don't come in right now.
00:53:09Don't come in.
00:53:10Don't come in.
00:53:11Don't come in the door.
00:53:12If you come in the door right now, you will be killed.
00:53:13That does it.
00:53:14He's broadcasting death threats.
00:53:15What?
00:53:16How's that door coming?
00:53:17How's that door coming?
00:53:18I'm giving it help, Sheriff.
00:53:19How far away is Pahuda?
00:53:20Why?
00:53:21Do you want to go there?
00:53:22How far away is Pahuda?
00:53:23Why?
00:53:24Do you want to go there?
00:53:25Lisa Cummings has lost her objectivity.
00:53:28If not her mind.
00:53:29I want to be there when they drag Dan O'Darri.
00:53:30I want to be there when they drag Dan O'Darri.
00:53:31What?
00:53:32What?
00:53:33How's that door coming?
00:53:34I'm giving it help, Sheriff.
00:53:35How far away is Pahuda?
00:53:36How far away is Pahuda?
00:53:37Why?
00:53:38Do you want to go there?
00:53:39Lisa Cummings has lost her objectivity, if not her mind.
00:53:43I want to be there when they drag Dan O'Darri out of that studio.
00:53:44You could make it for the late, late segment, but do you think it's worth it?
00:54:04Worth it?
00:54:06That lunatic owes me a Sukiyama convertible.
00:54:09I'm getting the keys to that sucker before they throw his ass in jail.
00:54:34We're moving in for a closer look.
00:54:36There must be some way to free these captive women.
00:54:39Help!
00:54:40Help!
00:54:41Help!
00:54:42Help!
00:54:43Help!
00:54:44Help!
00:54:45Help!
00:54:46Shit!
00:54:47People, they're getting ready to do it again.
00:54:49Turn off your radios, people.
00:54:50They're doing it again.
00:54:51This focus somehow enables them to see people who are listening to this frequency.
00:55:06I'm looking directly into the viewfinder right now and I see a girl.
00:55:09A very, very pretty girl.
00:55:10You're a nurse or something.
00:55:11Right?
00:55:12You're listening to me, aren't you?
00:55:13It will turn off your radio.
00:55:14Don't you understand?
00:55:15They tune in on girls who are listening to the danger men.
00:55:16Collecting beautiful women over clear channel 66.
00:55:22Turn off your radio.
00:55:23Turn off your radio.
00:55:24Turn it off now before it's too late.
00:55:25Hi, kids.
00:55:26It's the Captain Happy Show.
00:55:27Sorry, me, Captain Happy.
00:55:28Let me get out my magic mirror.
00:55:29I see Bobby.
00:55:30I see Susie.
00:55:31I see Billy.
00:55:33Ah!
00:55:34No.
00:55:35No.
00:55:36No.
00:55:37No.
00:55:38No.
00:55:39No.
00:55:40No.
00:55:41No.
00:55:42No.
00:55:43No.
00:55:44No.
00:55:45No.
00:55:46No.
00:55:47No.
00:55:48No.
00:55:49No.
00:55:50No.
00:55:51No.
00:55:52No.
00:55:53No.
00:55:54No.
00:55:55No.
00:55:56No.
00:55:57No.
00:55:58I'm so happy
00:56:28I'm so happy
00:56:40I'm so happy
00:56:42I'm so happy
00:56:44Would you like to be happy too?
00:56:48He's so happy
00:56:50She's so happy
00:56:52I'm so happy
00:56:54Would you like to be happy too?
00:56:56Dirty lights are in the air
00:57:03Great big flowers are everywhere
00:57:05I love to pick them every day
00:57:08Arrange and put them on display
00:57:10I whirl, I skip, I jump, I prance my little feet
00:57:13They begin to dance
00:57:15Happily sitting in a tree
00:57:17A friendly owl here puts at me
00:57:20I am so happy
00:57:23I am so happy
00:57:27I am so happy
00:57:32I am so happy
00:57:53I am so happy
00:57:55I am so happy
00:57:57I am so happy
00:57:59I am so happy
00:58:01I am so happy
00:58:17Grandma makes me a great big sweater my little life
00:58:24Can't get no further
00:58:26I'm so happy and full of joy
00:58:28I'm lying
00:58:30It really sucks
00:58:32I'm so happy
00:58:35I'm so happy
00:58:40I really am
00:58:41I'm so happy
00:58:44I'm so happy
00:58:45I'm so happy
00:59:15Bunny
00:59:19They've got Bunny in there
00:59:23Clear channel or not
00:59:25There'll be no more rock and roll on Superstation 66
00:59:27We've got to get a line in there
00:59:30We're working on it
00:59:31What's taking so long, gosh darn it
00:59:33We're getting 10,000 calls an hour here, Mr. Locknett
00:59:35Oh, my Lord
00:59:37Sheriff, my nurse disappeared
00:59:40Just like the others
00:59:41Hey, wait a second, Doctor
00:59:44Let's go, Sheriff
00:59:45Let's break down that door
00:59:46Now cool off, Peanut
00:59:47My God
00:59:54This is the same fungus
00:59:56It's growth accelerates when exposed to the sound of the station
01:00:02Vernon
01:00:04Were you storing any toxic chemicals in the studio?
01:00:0810,000 calls an hour?
01:00:10Pull the plug in the station, Sheriff
01:00:13Cut the power right now
01:00:14What do you mean, pull the plug?
01:00:15You can't do that
01:00:16Not with those demographics
01:00:17This is going to be the highest rated radio show in history
01:00:20Who cares about your ratings?
01:00:23This is real, Sheriff
01:00:24This is really happening
01:00:26Ms. Cummings
01:00:28Don't start on that again
01:00:30Dan O'Dare
01:00:35This is Sheriff Hickman
01:00:36I'm going to give you one last chance, son
01:00:39Exit the studio with your hands up
01:00:41Yeah, I hear you, Sheriff
01:00:43I'm glad you're out there
01:00:46I hope you got the Marines with you, buddy
01:00:50Because I've given it a lot of thought
01:00:51Not much anybody can do
01:00:55Me or the ladies
01:00:57For history
01:00:59But there is something you can do
01:01:02To make sure that this never happens to anybody else again
01:01:05Destroy us
01:01:08Blow the KDUL
01:01:10Studio
01:01:11Superstation 66
01:01:13I'm going to make
01:01:16One final plea
01:01:19To the people who have
01:01:21The phone lines jammed
01:01:22To please
01:01:23Hang up your phones
01:01:26Hey, Dan
01:01:27This is Roger
01:01:29Wow
01:01:30I can't believe
01:01:31I finally got through
01:01:32I've been on hold forever
01:01:33Get off my phone, Roger
01:01:35Your show is really the funniest show I've ever heard
01:01:39Wow
01:01:39Fuck yourself, Roger
01:01:41The F word
01:01:43I'm ruined
01:01:45I didn't know you could say that on the radio
01:01:47Nothing else I say is doing any good
01:01:49So maybe if I use some good old-fashioned obscenity, you know
01:01:54Some of the four-letter babies
01:01:56That can be used as a noun or a verb
01:01:58That maybe
01:01:59Maybe in the White House
01:02:01They'll send a couple of them stealth bombers
01:02:03Because that's what it's going to take to stop these creatures
01:02:06Can you hear me out there, you fucking morons?
01:02:17I think we're witnessing a complete mental breakdown here
01:02:20With Mr. Locknut
01:02:21Or Dan Odair
01:02:24Take us off the air
01:02:25Cut the power
01:02:26Do something, you dickheads
01:02:30Dickheads? Great!
01:02:32Shut up!
01:02:33Just shut up, for God's sake!
01:02:34Just shut up!
01:02:37It's too bad about the girls
01:02:38What kind of lives would they have had anyway?
01:02:44Help me!
01:02:46I think she's tall
01:02:47Models for Barbie dolls?
01:02:57It's too late for me, too
01:02:59You've been infected with the alien fungus
01:03:06I'm gonna go look for a weapon
01:03:10Make one final try for freedom
01:03:13Okay
01:03:14Okay
01:03:14Okay
01:03:43Hold the presses, ladies and gentlemen.
01:03:51There's something happening here,
01:03:53and it might be good news for the danger man.
01:03:56Just sprayed the alien fungus with germasol.
01:04:00It's receding.
01:04:08I'm going to try some of this one quirky.
01:04:10Let's see if I can spring them from this fungus cocoon.
01:04:36This is amazing, people.
01:04:41The germasol is killing the alien fungus.
01:04:52Eat this, squirtam head.
01:04:55Ladies and gentlemen,
01:05:05listening to Superstation 66,
01:05:07where dangerous Dan O'Dare is now killing the aliens.
01:05:11Uh-oh.
01:05:25Looks like the danger man spoke a little too soon.
01:05:28Okay.
01:05:33All right, I'm sorry.
01:05:34I'm sorry.
01:05:35Okay, all right.
01:05:39What?
01:05:41What?
01:05:47Miss?
01:05:49What?
01:05:50You want me to speak?
01:05:51Do you want me to speak?
01:05:54All right, I'm speaking.
01:05:55I'm speaking.
01:05:56I'm speaking.
01:05:57I'm speaking.
01:05:57Okay.
01:05:57No, no, no.
01:05:58I'm speaking.
01:05:58I'm speaking.
01:05:59Oh, no, no.
01:05:59Hello.
01:06:00Hello.
01:06:07God, they're getting ready to snatch another girl.
01:06:09I can see the people outside the KDUL studios.
01:06:14Lisa.
01:06:15Lisa, I see Lisa Cummings.
01:06:17Lisa, I'm sorry.
01:06:18You were right.
01:06:19Lisa, I got this.
01:06:21Oh, wait a minute.
01:06:26I'm seeing something here.
01:06:29When I speak, I can see you all loud and clear.
01:06:33But when I let our signal fade,
01:06:36images fade.
01:06:40Aliens are using my voice to aim their machinery.
01:06:47Sorry.
01:06:47Ah, shit.
01:06:49Lisa.
01:06:50Lisa, don't listen.
01:06:52Lisa, cover your ears.
01:06:54No, Lisa.
01:07:00Golly, that's Lisa Cummings.
01:07:03Miss Cummings, can I have your autograph?
01:07:05Ah.
01:07:07Ah.
01:07:16Ah.
01:07:16Buddy.
01:07:22Buddy.
01:07:27He missed, Lisa, got some goofy looking guy instead.
01:07:31I just want this
01:08:01It's not a robot!
01:08:04Man, this dude is fucked!
01:08:16What's it like in there?
01:08:18What happened?
01:08:20Funny!
01:08:27The process is reversible.
01:08:31Lisa!
01:08:35Lisa, they're doing it again!
01:08:37Lisa, they're going after you!
01:08:38Cover your ears, Lisa!
01:08:47Lisa!
01:08:49Dad!
01:08:51No!
01:08:52No!
01:08:53No!
01:09:11Stand back, people!
01:09:13Back off, fella.
01:09:14Flip, humble, CWN.
01:09:17Now, where the heck is Lisa Cummings?
01:09:19She's inside, sir.
01:09:21She made it in?
01:09:22Dynamite!
01:09:23See if you can pick up her feed.
01:09:25I do.
01:09:26I do.
01:09:27I do.
01:09:28I do.
01:09:29I do.
01:09:30I do.
01:09:31I do.
01:09:32I do.
01:09:41Flip, we are getting a signal from inside.
01:09:46Clear the way, people.
01:09:47Clear the way.
01:09:48Five.
01:09:49Four.
01:09:50Three.
01:09:51Two.
01:09:52One.
01:09:53Flip, humble, coming to you live outside the Super Station 66 studios, where the dangerous
01:09:57Dan O'Dare marathon is coming to an exciting end.
01:10:00As law enforcement authorities are poised to storm the building, CWN reporter Lisa Cummings
01:10:04gives us this live report from inside the studio.
01:10:07Lisa?
01:10:08I don't know if anybody can pick this up, but here it goes!
01:10:12This is Lisa Cummings, live on the scene.
01:10:15I'm going to see a terrible fellow right now.
01:10:23What the hell is this?
01:10:30This she calls a transmission.
01:10:35Spoke the wrong chick, dude.
01:11:00Dan, get me out of here!
01:11:29My god, what is that thing?
01:11:57Dan!
01:11:58Lisa!
01:11:59Jesus!
01:12:00Please!
01:12:12Quick, take this.
01:12:14What do you have to do with this?
01:12:15Here, take the germasol and spray that scumbag.
01:12:26All right, ladies.
01:12:27All right, scumbags!
01:12:40Oh no.
01:12:41He's supposed to put me on!
01:12:43He's supposed to put me on!
01:12:45He's supposed to put me on!
01:12:47Leave me alone!
01:13:01You rat bastard!
01:13:11He's supposed to put me on!
01:13:33Oh, shit!
01:13:41Oh, shit!
01:13:51Ladies and gentlemen, you're listening to Superstation 66 where dangerous Dan O'Dare has just conquered the aliens!
01:13:58Stand back, people! We're spraying the door now!
01:14:01Move away from the door!
01:14:03Woohoo! It's really working!
01:14:11You're in trouble now!
01:14:25Dan O'Dare!
01:14:27Have you gone nuts?!
01:14:29What have you done?!
01:14:31Cookie!
01:14:33Cookie!
01:14:35I was very sick of that!
01:14:37Oh, Peanuts!
01:14:43Ginger!
01:14:51Made it!
01:14:53The publicity stunt which got out of hand here, Superstation 66 is rapidly drawing to a close. The hostages are free and safe. Using some kind of explosive device which was just detonated moments ago, authorities have finally taken control over the Superstation studio.
01:15:07Son?
01:15:21What?
01:15:22You are under arrest!
01:15:23Oh! Sheriff! Would you just look in there!
01:15:27Oh, my lord! What a mess!
01:15:39I can see Dan O'Dare now as well as CWN field reporter Lisa Cummings. Lisa! Dan! Over here! Bitbumble, CWN News! Lisa! Another job well done! And as usual, CWN is first on the scene. What exactly happened in there?
01:15:55Well, Flip, you will be glad to know that I got it all on tape. All you have to do is figure out how to blow it up!
01:16:04Ah-ha-ha!
01:16:10Endangerous Dan O'Dare, the bad boy of rock and roll. What do you have to say for yourself? Get the fucking mic out of my face, Flip.
01:16:25What the fuck?
01:16:30Here you go!
01:16:32We are so sorry if we raged him again!
01:16:35Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:16:40Oh!
01:16:41Oh!
01:16:42Oh, my God!
01:16:44Where's Bunny?
01:16:58Somebody help!
01:17:04Help me!
01:17:05Help!
01:17:06Somebody!
01:17:07Somebody!
01:17:08Somebody help!
01:17:09Help!
01:17:14Let's do it!
01:17:36This is the groove!
01:17:38That makes cool move!
01:17:39The dude is dope and he's looking smooth!
01:17:41Burn it!
01:17:42The rubber of bucks get a thousand watts!
01:17:44And the bass is a-bumpin' hard!
01:17:45To the beat of the street!
01:17:46Cool gets out of his seat and shovels his feet!
01:17:48And if he in the way, you're gonna have to pay!
01:17:54Mr. Cool!
01:17:58He's Mr. Cool and nobody's who!
01:18:01He's Mr. Cool!
01:18:04He spins around with a mighty thrust!
01:18:12He hits the ground!
01:18:13Only girl he's lost!
01:18:14Yo, Cool's got style, he can do anything!
01:18:16He's the Bunny King!
01:18:17He thinks he's cool!
01:18:18I think he's lame!
01:18:19His ego feeds off local fame!
01:18:21Big talking jokes, they're all the same!
01:18:23Yeah!
01:18:24Mr. Cool!
01:18:25He's Mr. Cool!
01:18:26He's Mr. Cool and nobody's who!
01:18:28He's Mr. Cool!
01:18:29Mr. Cool and nobody's who!
01:18:30He's Mr. Cool and nobody's fool
01:18:35He's Mr. Cool
01:18:37Mr. Cool
01:18:44He's Mr. Cool and nobody's fool
01:18:49He's Mr. Cool
01:18:51To it like it is
01:18:57People getting wise
01:18:58Seeing through his lies
01:19:00Flying in the street
01:19:02Like a bitch of meat
01:19:05Running in his hell
01:19:07Takes you to hell
01:19:28He's Mr. Cool
01:19:38He's Mr. Cool and nobody's fool
01:19:42He's Mr. Cool
01:19:44He's Mr. Cool
01:19:48He's Mr. Cool
01:19:50He's Mr. Cool
01:19:52He's Mr. Cool
01:19:54He's Mr. Cool and nobody's fool
01:19:56He's Mr. Cool
01:19:58He's Mr. Cool
01:20:00Like this is criminal
01:20:02Can you hear this?
01:20:04He's Mr. Cool
01:20:06He's Mr. Cool
01:20:08He's Mr. Cool
01:20:10To prepare for life
01:20:10Good to meet you
01:20:11He's Mr. Cool
01:20:11He's Mr. Cool
01:20:12He's Mr. Cool
01:20:14He's Mr. Cool
01:20:14He's Mr. Cool
01:20:15He's Mr. Cool
01:20:16You're Mr. Cool
01:20:16He's Mr. Cool
01:20:17He's Mr. Summer
01:20:18A похож
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01:20:28A
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01:20:33Thank you
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