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00:00:00You
00:00:30THE END
00:01:00I am not interested in your problems, Agent Karloff.
00:01:09I am only interested in getting our property back
00:01:11and getting rid of their agent permanently.
00:01:30The END
00:01:40This is Banner.
00:01:44I must meet you.
00:01:47Well, I can finish up here later.
00:01:50Sure.
00:01:51When can we meet?
00:01:52Not tomorrow.
00:01:54I've got a little side trip I've got to take first.
00:01:57The next day, then?
00:01:58I could meet you Thursday night in L.A., though.
00:02:00At the Bonaventure?
00:02:01Yeah, at the Bonaventure.
00:02:02Sure.
00:02:03Okay.
00:02:04All right, Miss Karloff.
00:02:05Eight-ish?
00:02:06Eight-ish it is, then.
00:02:08Okay.
00:02:09Sorry, Ling.
00:02:12Got to go.
00:02:13But maybe we can pick this up another time, huh?
00:02:16Or even another lifetime, darling.
00:02:20Ciao.
00:02:20Bye.
00:02:20Oh, my God.
00:02:50What a waste.
00:02:55Francois, are you coming?
00:02:57Oui, monsieur.
00:02:59At least, monsieur Banner, I got my gun off.
00:03:04God, I love this job.
00:03:06I'm living on the edge
00:03:31Without a prayer inside
00:03:34You've got me walking on a land
00:03:39In the darkest part of night
00:03:44Standing at the end
00:03:47With so much left to learn
00:03:51You know that you're my only friend
00:03:55I've got nowhere left to turn
00:03:59I'm living on the end
00:04:04Standing all alone
00:04:07I'm walking on a land
00:04:12With nowhere left to go
00:04:15But one day I'll be free
00:04:19And I'll step down off the ledge
00:04:24Until it's over
00:04:26I'll be living on the end
00:04:34When I'm alone with you
00:04:40The world becomes so clear
00:04:44But then the moments are so few
00:04:48When I can have you near me
00:04:53So much time to work
00:04:57So little time to pay
00:05:00I guess it's just my love
00:05:03I'm living on the end
00:05:09I'm living on the end
00:05:13Just standing all alone
00:05:17I'm walking on a land
00:05:20With nowhere left to go
00:05:25And one day I'll be free
00:05:29And I'll step down off the ledge
00:05:33Until it's over
00:05:36I'll be living on the end
00:05:41I'll be living on the end
00:05:42When it's over
00:05:49Truly over
00:05:51I'll be waiting for you
00:05:57When it's over
00:06:03Truly over
00:06:06I'll be here
00:06:09With you
00:06:13I'm living on the end
00:06:24Just standing all alone
00:06:29I'm walking on a land
00:06:32With nowhere left to go
00:06:37But one day I'll be free
00:06:41And I'll step down off the ledge
00:06:45Until it's over
00:06:47I'll be living on the end
00:06:52Where the hell is that unreliable son of a bitch?
00:07:03How come you can be on time and he can't?
00:07:05He's here, sir. I saw him in his quarters last night
00:07:07I'll bet you did
00:07:08I thought you two were through again
00:07:10Listen, why don't you just give this to him?
00:07:12I'm sick and tired of sitting around waiting
00:07:14For the great Mr. Banner
00:07:15You called?
00:07:19Well, hi, y'all
00:07:20What the hell is she doing here?
00:07:23Well, why don't you just think of me as your report card, Papa?
00:07:28You know, Mr. E counts on me to protect the special interests
00:07:32of these special operations
00:07:35You're doing a swell job, Chesley
00:07:37Just what I need, a goddamn watchdog
00:07:43Just keep it up, Python
00:07:47And you're a dead man
00:07:52You know, Python, it's really good to see our two agencies working together again
00:07:57On this mission hotshot
00:07:59You're working for me
00:08:00Oh, is that a fact, Colonel?
00:08:02As long as I outrank you it is
00:08:04Gentlemen, I believe we have a job to do
00:08:07All right, just run it down, Python
00:08:10It's pretty cut and dry, Sonny
00:08:12But if you need me to explain it to you
00:08:14You've got to go someplace you're not supposed to be
00:08:17To take out a radar installation that's not supposed to exist
00:08:20And there's one more thing, Super Spy
00:08:24I want you to remember that it's because of you
00:08:26I lost my legs in the interest of interagency cooperation
00:08:32Now you get the hell out of here before I really get mad
00:08:36And I want you to check with me every step of the way
00:08:41And if you need backup, I'm your contact
00:08:44You understand?
00:08:45Trust me
00:09:06You do
00:09:07I want you to remember that it is
00:09:09You were going to be replaced
00:09:10I wish I could never get your in mind
00:09:11To give him a prize
00:09:30institution
00:09:32Okay, Banner, it looks like the camp is just a half a mile to the east.
00:09:53We might as well take it down.
00:09:56Hey, did you get a good look at that radar unit?
00:09:58Yeah, yeah, there's only a couple of guys around.
00:10:00It looks like a piece of cake.
00:10:01Well, Jake, let's go get a piece.
00:10:04Oh, please, Banner.
00:10:06Yeah.
00:10:07Yeah.
00:10:09Oh, my God.
00:10:39Oh, Jacqueline, give me your .38, would you?
00:11:05What?
00:11:06Just a little extra protection for me.
00:11:13Daddy Yankee?
00:11:16Buenos dias, senorita.
00:11:20Come on, Banner.
00:11:21Let's blow this pop stand.
00:11:23This?
00:11:24I'm sure our comrades are going to bang on this one.
00:11:27Here, take an end of this, will you?
00:11:34Good.
00:11:35Good.
00:11:36Good.
00:11:37Good.
00:11:38Good.
00:11:40Good.
00:11:41Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:07guitar solo
00:15:37guitar solo
00:16:07Let's take a night, Gracie
00:16:10Black Panther, Black Panther
00:16:36What's the status of our man?
00:16:40Banners made it into the compound
00:16:41where the Cubans are storing that
00:16:43JVQ radar jamming unit
00:16:46Thank God for small miracles
00:16:49You were right
00:16:50It is compact
00:16:52Maybe even mobile
00:16:54Could be a very serious threat
00:16:57The only serious threat out there
00:16:59is that son-of-a-bitch banner
00:17:01All right, just stick to the script
00:17:05and get the job done
00:17:06Yes, sir, whatever it takes
00:17:08Just this plan
00:17:0954,000 feet
00:17:11ые cents
00:17:12Bigcker
00:17:19We're right
00:17:20We're right
00:17:20And, obviously, we're both
00:17:22in Someouth標 wish
00:17:22Those are no errors
00:17:23We're right
00:17:24You're right
00:17:24They've been מק
00:17:25We're right
00:17:26We're right
00:17:26We're right
00:17:27We're right
00:17:27We're right
00:17:28We're right
00:17:28We're right
00:19:58Yeah, this is Python.
00:20:08Give me the Pentagon.
00:20:09I'm surprised that your government can't do better than this.
00:20:15You know, with the budget cuts that our government's doing, it just makes our job a little harder.
00:20:28Nice, nice.
00:20:38You know, General, time flies when you're having fun, doesn't it?
00:20:43Come on.
00:20:44Come on.
00:20:45Come on.
00:20:46Get out of there, Stephen James Banner.
00:20:50Come on.
00:20:51Come on.
00:20:52Come on.
00:20:53Get out of there, Stephen James Banner.
00:20:57Come on.
00:20:58Come on.
00:20:59Come on.
00:21:00Come on.
00:21:04Come on.
00:21:05Come on.
00:21:06Come on.
00:21:07Come on.
00:21:08At the door!
00:21:09Come on!
00:21:10Let's go!
00:21:11Send me a line!
00:21:12Get the gun!
00:21:13Get the gun!
00:21:14One!
00:21:15Elméon!
00:21:16I'm sorry!
00:21:17Get the gun!
00:21:18I'm sorry!
00:21:19Put the gun!
00:21:20jedes fit!
00:21:21Get the gun!
00:21:21Get the gun!
00:21:22Send me!
00:21:23Get the gun!
00:21:24Get the gun!
00:21:24Get the gun!
00:21:25At the door!
00:21:26It's okay!
00:21:27One!
00:21:27Two!
00:21:28Keep!
00:21:29One!
00:21:30Two!
00:21:31One!
00:21:32One!
00:21:33One!
00:21:34Two!
00:21:35Three!
00:21:36Elméon!
00:21:38No, I'm sorry, it's just a piece!
00:21:48Get out of here, get out of here!
00:21:50Get out of here!
00:21:52Get out of here, get out of here!
00:22:08Get out of here, get out of here!
00:22:15Get out of here, get out of here!
00:22:38Get out of here, get out of here!
00:23:08Good boy, get out of here, get out of here!
00:23:23I wonder why I am so fired!
00:23:38Code 5, code 4, come in. Can you read?
00:23:46I'm a little busy right now.
00:23:48I'm sorry, I lost your visual. Can you make it to the plane?
00:23:52Roger, I'm almost there. You better be too, Jack.
00:24:08Code 5, code 5. Jackman, how are you there? Come in.
00:24:30Tanner, what was that explosion?
00:24:32Is our ticket out of here?
00:24:33The plane? The plane's been hit?
00:24:36All right, listen. I radioed for some backup earlier.
00:24:40There should be a chopper at the rendezvous point.
00:24:42Any minute.
00:24:43Okay. On my way.
00:24:46You better be there. You son of a bitch.
00:25:031-3-2-3.
00:25:09Roger, 3-3.
00:25:30Go on, Jacqueline. Get the hell out of here.
00:25:33That's in order.
00:25:46Keep it free!
00:25:47Go!
00:26:00That's not too long.
00:26:03Come on, buddy.
00:26:04Three's a crowd.
00:26:05Mm-hmm.
00:26:06Oh, Steven. Jack.
00:26:08Come on, buddy.
00:26:09Three's a crowd.
00:26:10Oh, Steven.
00:26:11Jack.
00:26:12Bravo leader, this is code 5 commander. Do you copy?
00:26:1423 phase 3.
00:26:15All right, the target is permanently disabled.
00:26:16I repeat, permanently disabled.
00:26:17How long?
00:26:18Oh, I got a pause.
00:26:19You go.
00:26:20Three's a crowd.
00:26:21Oh, Steven.
00:26:22Jack!
00:26:23Oh, Steven.
00:26:24Jack!
00:26:25Oh, Steven!
00:26:26Bravo, leader, this is Code 5, Commander, do you have copy?
00:26:37All right, the target is permanently disabled.
00:26:43I repeat, permanently disabled.
00:26:46Take your troops to the pre-designated coordinates
00:26:49and destroy the remains of the camp.
00:26:51Do you understand, Bravo, leader?
00:26:54Good.
00:26:59Goddammit, Banner, nobody touches that camp.
00:27:03Do you copy, Bravo, leader?
00:27:05Banner, what frequency are you on?
00:27:08Switching to frequency 1.25 X-ray.
00:27:13Charlie Company, team leader, are you in position?
00:27:17Banner, can anybody hear me?
00:27:24I knew he'd do this to me.
00:27:28They're gonna have my ass for this.
00:27:30Good.
00:27:31But remember, this is the 1980s, guys, and not the Bay of Pigs,
00:27:35so just back up Bravo Company with some firepower and get your boys home.
00:27:40Is that understood, Charlie?
00:27:41Yes, sir, Captain. We're moving in now.
00:27:43Good luck, man.
00:27:44Out.
00:27:45Banner!
00:27:46Banner!
00:27:48Banner!
00:27:51Banner!
00:29:05Hello, my son. You've got to do this public for extreme situation. Report. Over.
00:29:11Enemy target 140 degrees, 200 degrees from my location. Over.
00:29:18Time.
00:29:27Commander.
00:29:40Banner!
00:29:53Banner!
00:30:10Banner!
00:30:25Oh, well, great.
00:30:26Well, I think it's time that we meet our guests.
00:30:29Let's meet them right now, shall we?
00:30:31We're gonna be talking about sexual freedom,
00:30:33and joining us today we have...
00:30:35Mitzi O'Connor, high school senior,
00:30:38valedictorian, cheerleader,
00:30:40and poet laureate of public school 247 in Brooklyn.
00:30:44Let's hear it, Ford.
00:30:53There's Natasha.
00:30:54Sorry, the main agent Karloff is on the phone.
00:30:58Ah, comrade Karloff.
00:31:04Is the meeting still on?
00:31:06Yes, sir.
00:31:07I reached Banner in Hong Kong.
00:31:09Thought this guy was raising hell in Cuba.
00:31:12That's the preliminary report.
00:31:15Let's see.
00:31:17Banner.
00:31:18B-A-N-N-E-R.
00:31:21Stephen James.
00:31:23Data is coming.
00:31:25Stephen James.
00:31:27Data is coming up on the screen now.
00:31:29Oh, yes.
00:31:30Number three.
00:31:32Age 32.
00:31:35Single.
00:31:36High kill ratio.
00:31:38Very deadly man, this Banner character.
00:31:42Sir, I don't understand what's so important
00:31:45about the print of that Christmas film Mr. E got from us,
00:31:48or why we'd even want it back.
00:31:50That film's story is not just fictitious Hollywood.
00:31:54There was only one print of that film before we destroyed the negative.
00:32:00But this film documents what one of our agents,
00:32:03what Mickey Schultz, did last Christmas,
00:32:07and what his potential is for doing more damage this year.
00:32:11That footage is real, comrade.
00:32:14Pardon me, General, but this doesn't seem to be very important
00:32:17from our country's point of view.
00:32:19Just get the film away from the Americans
00:32:22and drop it in the vault at our UN operations.
00:32:26Yes, sir.
00:32:27Ladies and gentlemen, would you please give Mr. E your underwear?
00:32:28Yes, sir.
00:32:29Chut.
00:32:31Chut.
00:32:32Chut.
00:32:33Chut.
00:32:34Chut.
00:32:39Chut.
00:32:40Ladies and gentlemen, would you please give Mr. E. your undivided attention?
00:33:01I believe you all know why you're here.
00:33:03If you would allow me, sir.
00:33:05It took a great deal of effort and interagency cooperation in order to obtain this valuable piece of black men.
00:33:15I have personally laid my reputation on the line.
00:33:19Now, if you will, pay close attention to what you're going to see on the screen.
00:33:35The subject had no knowledge that he was being filmed.
00:33:51Suffice it to say, this is confidential.
00:33:55I trust that nothing would go beyond this room.
00:33:58Agreed?
00:33:59Thank you, Mr. E.
00:34:01Roll film, please.
00:34:02Roll film.
00:34:03Okay, right away.
00:34:05Let's do this time.
00:34:37What is this, a joke?
00:34:43I assure you, it's not.
00:34:46And if you'll just be patient, Lieutenant,
00:34:49we'll all be able to find out just how critical this is to our national security.
00:34:56And I'm a cop.
00:34:57I carry a badge, a gun, and bullets,
00:35:01and a nightstick, and handcuffs, and...
00:35:07I carry a badge, a gun, and a gun.
00:35:37I carry a badge, a gun, and a gun.
00:35:45Now, remember, this particular incident happened over 20 years ago.
00:36:09The boy was just about eight years old then, was institutionalized, presumably for life.
00:36:15Oh, you mean subordinate, Claus.
00:36:20You didn't have to do it.
00:36:25Oh, my God.
00:36:36Hey, look at that!
00:36:39Look at that!
00:36:41Oh!
00:36:43Oh, my God.
00:36:47Oh, my God.
00:36:49Oh, my God.
00:36:52Oh, my God.
00:36:56Hmm.
00:37:00That, folks, was almost 20 years ago.
00:37:30Turn on the lights. What's wrong with the film?
00:37:48What are you guys doing back there?
00:37:51What?
00:37:53It appears the rest of the film is missing, sir. Gone.
00:37:59Find that film today.
00:38:01Put your best man on it.
00:38:03Yes, sir.
00:38:04Consider it done.
00:38:06Stephen, I'm so glad you could make dinner tonight.
00:38:24I must say, it's been a most enlightening evening.
00:38:27Why, thank you, Stephen.
00:38:30And I must say, I was certainly surprised to know you were free tonight.
00:38:34The scuttlebutt around the office is you're working on a very important project.
00:38:39The scuttlebutt.
00:38:40The scuttlebutt.
00:38:40The scuttlebutt.
00:38:41Maybe, but that's pretty much behind us now.
00:38:44Uh, tell me, Ms. Karloff, how long have you been with our agency, and how did you know about my son?
00:38:50Oh, well, you certainly aren't inquisitive, little devil, aren't you?
00:38:55I almost feel as if you don't trust me, Stephen.
00:38:58No, not at all.
00:39:00It's just been a long trip back from Hong Kong, that's all.
00:39:03I'm just a little tired.
00:39:04Excuse me, sir, you may have an urgent phone call.
00:39:07Oh, God, I'm never going to see you.
00:39:10Banner here.
00:39:11Stephen, I'm glad I found you.
00:39:14How did you, uh, I won't even ask.
00:39:17I suppose it's important, don't I?
00:39:18Mr. E is livid.
00:39:21Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:39:26You suspect, of course, a...
00:39:28Yes, a double agent.
00:39:29Uh, right, Lieutenant, I think the answer might be staring me right in the face.
00:39:36What?
00:39:37Never mind.
00:39:38I'll, uh, I'll explain it all later.
00:39:41Uh, where's the meet?
00:39:42At the submarine base.
00:39:43About one hour.
00:39:44Okay, sure.
00:39:47Well, Mr. E. D. Ron, but duty does call.
00:39:52Uh, waiter, can this lovely lady have some coffee?
00:39:55Or perhaps you'd prefer a black Russian?
00:39:59Yeah, a check!
00:40:05Give me a scotch of water straight off.
00:40:07Certainly, madam.
00:40:08Oh, and this should take care of the goddamn film.
00:40:21Mr. E is livid.
00:40:23Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:40:28I'm not sure what you got here.
00:40:48Looking for me, Jacqueline?
00:40:51Late as usual, Banner.
00:40:53Well, don't worry.
00:40:56I've brought along some of those gizmos you guys like to play with.
00:41:01Here's your A-48 decoder.
00:41:03It'll get you into the Soviet's computer room at the U.N.
00:41:06We think the film's in the safe by the main terminal room.
00:41:12God, I love these toys.
00:41:14Knock it off. I signed for that.
00:41:17Now, here's their latest printout, cross-referenced to gain access to the main computer.
00:41:21It should open the safe.
00:41:23Hopefully, the film's still in there.
00:41:25It's with this film anyway, Jacqueline.
00:41:29Porno movies, right?
00:41:30Not likely.
00:41:31But Mr. E's bent on getting this back into our hands.
00:41:34Says it could be a real smoking gun for the Kremlin.
00:41:37So they haven't even told you.
00:41:40Rather high security, Jacqueline.
00:41:43Rather high priority, Banner.
00:41:48Touché.
00:41:48Miss Karloff, what is your location?
00:41:57I'm right outside our computer operations building.
00:42:00Stephen has already gone in.
00:42:03Stephen?
00:42:04Are you two that close?
00:42:06Please, General.
00:42:08If he's as good as his record, he might just bypass security, decode the safe, and get the film back into United States' hands.
00:42:19I agree.
00:42:24I suggest we bring in more manpower and...
00:42:27Yet, Karloff.
00:42:29I don't want anyone, not even our own people, seeing that film.
00:42:34Homrad.
00:42:35Mickey.
00:42:36That kid in the film.
00:42:38He's now an adult.
00:42:40And one of our agents.
00:42:41He must be protected.
00:43:01I see no purpose in going on with this charade.
00:43:06In truth, he's no agent.
00:43:16He's my grandson.
00:43:18A psychopathic killer whose identity, if known to the rest, could prove very embarrassing to our government.
00:43:26And definitely, the end of my career.
00:43:31But, sir, I thought that...
00:43:32Enough said, comrade.
00:43:34Just recover that film.
00:43:36And deliver it directly to me.
00:43:40Yes, sir.
00:43:40Consider it done.
00:43:42End communication.
00:43:47Goodbye, Karloff.
00:43:58And good luck.
00:44:00And good luck.
00:44:01All right, let's go.
00:44:31PHONE RINGS
00:45:01PHONE RINGS
00:45:08Do you want to play a game?
00:45:12Uh, no computer, I do not want to play a game
00:45:16Oh, please enter your security code then
00:45:31I acknowledge your authority, let us begin
00:45:41By all means, I'd like to know computer, where the movie film that was recent deposit here is being kept
00:45:49The motion picture film is being kept in the master safe in the east part of this room
00:45:56Good. Computer, just what is on that film that's so damn important?
00:46:04Apparently, one of our Moscow-based generals had a son who is a psychopathic killer
00:46:12One Christmas Eve, he hacked up his mother and his father
00:46:16Enough
00:46:17What the hell?
00:46:22Sir?
00:46:24Uh, nothing computer
00:46:28Begin sequencing the combination of the airlock safe
00:46:34The sequencing to open the master safe has been done
00:46:40Okay, thank you computer
00:46:42Only ten seconds now until you will have access to the vault
00:46:47Continue, thank you
00:46:51Countdown
00:46:53Five
00:46:54Five
00:46:55Four
00:46:56Three
00:46:57Two
00:46:58And open
00:46:59You now have two minutes
00:47:04To, uh, cut you off, oh boy
00:47:06Damn it
00:47:10You know I'm not
00:47:12You can run
00:47:27You can hide
00:47:29But there is in your eyes
00:47:33You and you died
00:47:34You let you die
00:47:35You can die
00:47:36Time
00:47:38To try
00:47:40To die
00:47:41It's time to fight
00:47:43To fight
00:47:46Oh!
00:47:47Oh!
00:47:48Oh!
00:47:49Oh!
00:47:50Oh!
00:47:51You're already there.
00:47:56I've seen you.
00:47:59You're already there.
00:48:02What can you do?
00:48:16Oh, my God.
00:48:46I've got anything else.
00:48:49Fight! Fight!
00:48:51Follow your love.
00:48:53Fight!
00:48:54You've got to do it.
00:48:56You've got to do it.
00:48:57You've got to do it.
00:48:58You've got to do it.
00:48:59Fight!
00:49:00Fight!
00:49:01Fight!
00:49:03Fight!
00:49:16Fight!
00:49:17Fight!
00:49:39Alright.
00:49:40.
00:49:43.
00:49:45.
00:49:55.
00:49:58Oh, boy.
00:50:02Ah, Mr. E.
00:50:03Good timing.
00:50:04Hit it, driver.
00:50:10This is Banner, catch me through the aerial surveillance.
00:50:27Yeah, this is field agent Banner, getting some aerial surveillance on target heading
00:50:34south on 101.
00:50:41Can you get the target in sight?
00:50:47Yeah, it is a motorcycle.
00:50:49Right.
00:50:52Just keep the distance and be ready to fire if necessary.
00:50:56Faster, driver.
00:51:04Don't you wait?
00:51:11That was close.
00:51:26It'll be all right.
00:51:31No, no, hold your fire.
00:51:36I think you're okay.
00:51:38I have to scream.
00:51:40I have to scream.
00:51:47I'm good.
00:51:48I'm good.
00:51:49That was close.
00:51:50I'm good.
00:51:53I have to scream.
00:51:54Off the screen.
00:52:03I'm good.
00:52:11I'm good.
00:52:13I'm good.
00:52:15Follow him, driver.
00:52:24Well, I'm afraid we've lost this matter.
00:52:34Well, maybe not.
00:52:38Oh, no!
00:52:45Oh!
00:52:49You know that film in here?
00:52:52You son of a bitch!
00:52:54You cheap son of a bitch!
00:52:56That's what you get for sticking me with a check!
00:52:59Not so fast, Karloff.
00:53:03You asshole!
00:53:08Oh!
00:53:18Of course, now that the film is gone, we could say we just did our part for detente, huh?
00:53:27Ciao.
00:53:29But, Fanner, I don't know how to land this thing!
00:53:33Oh, damn you!
00:53:34It does have a nice ass, though.
00:53:51Okay.
00:53:55Yes?
00:53:58What?
00:53:59Put it on the screen!
00:54:05How close is our sub?
00:54:09And the Americans?
00:54:13Get our divers in the water!
00:54:15Now!
00:54:16I want that film!
00:54:22Oh-ho!
00:54:23Permission to come aboard, Corporal.
00:54:24Oh, yes, sir.
00:54:25Yes, sir.
00:54:26Captain Banner.
00:54:27It's Mr. Corporal, yeah.
00:54:28Nice of you to drop in like this.
00:54:29I hope you didn't, uh, dress up on my account.
00:54:32Well, gee.
00:54:33Uh, Lieutenant.
00:54:34I've been running around a lot today.
00:54:35I've been running around a lot today.
00:54:36Rush this up.
00:54:37Close your fence on target, ma'am.
00:54:38Thank you, Corporal.
00:54:39Come on, Steven.
00:54:40Your gear is down in the torpedo room.
00:54:41This way, sir.
00:54:42Captain Leaning Bridge.
00:54:43Dive!
00:54:44Dive!
00:54:45Dive!
00:54:46Dive!
00:54:47I'm scared.
00:54:48I'm scared.
00:54:49I'm scared.
00:54:50I'm scared.
00:54:51I'm scared.
00:54:52Okay, what's that?
00:54:53Uh, Lieutenant.
00:54:54I've been running around a lot today.
00:54:55Rush this up.
00:54:56Close your fence on target, ma'am.
00:54:57Thank you, Corporal.
00:54:58Come on, Steven.
00:54:59Your gear is down in the torpedo room.
00:55:00This way, sir.
00:55:01Can't believe me, Bridge.
00:55:02Dive!
00:55:03Dive!
00:55:04Dive!
00:55:05Dive!
00:55:06I'm Scott.
00:55:17Jacqueline, just what the hell is going on with this film?
00:55:21I've been going around here like a quick...
00:55:22Steven, I'll explain everything later.
00:55:24The Russians have to be stopped at any cost.
00:55:27Understood?
00:55:28Yes, yes.
00:55:29Captain, understood?
00:55:32Ma'am, yes, ma'am.
00:55:34Sorry, Steven. Just be careful, okay?
00:55:38Those guys are acting real serious.
00:56:04God, would you look at that picture?
00:56:09What year is that taking, anyway?
00:56:11Still hiding your eyes in front of whining us, don't you, Steven?
00:56:17Oh, Jacqueline.
00:56:19I know I can trust you.
00:56:21You're so happy.
00:56:22Besides, I've always been able to see right through you, anyway.
00:56:26You don't pull me.
00:56:271983.
00:56:30Kyle.
00:56:31What?
00:56:32Oh, the picture, remember?
00:56:34Operation Karnak, I believe.
00:56:37Oh, yeah.
00:56:39Well, we sure got around, didn't we?
00:56:41Mm-hmm.
00:56:46How did I ever let myself get involved with you, Steven?
00:56:50We can get into the rules.
00:56:51Oh, rules, rules.
00:56:53No interpersonal relationships between agents.
00:56:56That's...
00:56:57Well, banner, those are the rules, you know.
00:56:59I know.
00:57:00The agency's rules, Jacqueline.
00:57:03Why do you think they call our unit S-O-V?
00:57:06What the hell are the...
00:57:07The hell, Mr. E.
00:57:08May I have this...
00:57:10Steven!
00:57:11Steven!
00:57:12Steven, who's here?
00:57:14Oh, my God!
00:57:16Oh, my God!
00:57:18The locket looks really nice on you, Steven.
00:57:25Do you really like it?
00:57:27Of course I do.
00:57:28I love it.
00:57:30It'll be my good luck charm.
00:57:31Kind of like a gold dog tattoo, you know.
00:57:35Oh, that's the thanks I get for...
00:57:37Damn it, Jacqueline.
00:57:39I don't know why you always want to pick a fight when I gotta leave.
00:57:42It really pisses me off.
00:57:44Well, I never could compete with all your women, but...
00:57:47Hey, there never was a contest.
00:57:50It's a special thing that you've done.
00:57:54Look, Steven, you are what you are.
00:57:56And it feels like I'm just holding you back.
00:57:59Just holding me, Jacqueline.
00:58:05I'm so proud of you, Steven Jones, Ben.
00:58:08All the time.
00:58:10I'm always so strong.
00:58:12Tell that to my heart, George.
00:58:14So, I think if the moment is breaking,
00:58:18make sure you can't come, Jacqueline.
00:58:21What?
00:58:22To New Zealand?
00:58:23I'm afraid not, babe.
00:58:25I sure won't miss you, though.
00:58:28I'll always miss you.
00:58:37Steven, I can watch you fight,
00:58:40and I can watch you win,
00:58:41but I will never watch you die.
00:58:45And that is the reality of you.
00:58:47That sometimes, some place in the world,
00:58:50when you let your guard down,
00:58:52some faceless assassin will kill you.
00:58:55And I think I'd rather not be there for that scene,
00:58:58if you don't mind, darling.
00:59:03And I...
00:59:06Weapons time, you have permission to fire.
00:59:31Weapons time, you have permission to fire.
00:59:33Fire, I want.
00:59:34Weapons time, you have permission to fire.
00:59:35Fire, I want.
00:59:36Fire, I want.
00:59:37Fire, I want.
00:59:38Fire, I want.
00:59:39Fire, I want.
00:59:40Fire, I want.
00:59:41Fire, I want.
00:59:42Fire, I want.
00:59:43Fire, I want.
00:59:44Fire, I want.
00:59:45Fire, I want.
00:59:47Fire, I want.
00:59:49Fire, I want.
00:59:51Fire, I want.
00:59:52Fire, I want.
00:59:53Fire, I want.
00:59:54Fire, I want.
00:59:55Fire, I want.
00:59:56Fire, I want.
00:59:57Fire, I want.
00:59:58Fire, I want.
00:59:59Fire, I want.
01:00:00Fire, I want.
01:00:01Let's go.
01:00:31Oh!
01:01:01Oh!
01:01:31Ladies and gentlemen, we have at great cost to recover the film that Mr. E here so desperately wanted.
01:01:39Why, thank you, Captain Banner.
01:01:41I assure you, sir, your efforts will not go unrecognized.
01:01:45After viewing it though, sir, I must say that this snuff movie Detective Brody obtained
01:01:50appears at first glance to be nothing more than one of those awful holiday horror movies we see in the theaters.
01:01:56But of course, as all of us know in this room, the murders are real.
01:02:00Certainly, it does reveal the identity of a very sick little boy,
01:02:04and mainly that the killer is the grandson of one of Russia's most premier generals.
01:02:10A very damaging piece of blackmail.
01:02:13But if you want my opinion, Mr. E, and I'm sure that you do,
01:02:17I think in the spirit of glasnost and the friendship that we're now experiencing between our two countries,
01:02:23you should destroy this little film and put our agency to better use next time.
01:02:27That's enough, Captain.
01:02:28Banner, that's just not your call.
01:02:30All right.
01:02:31Well, if you'll excuse me, I do have a plane to catch.
01:02:34Oh, and I hope you're amused at this clever little piece of satire.
01:02:38But think hard about what you're going to do with this film.
01:02:41It was up to me.
01:02:43Quite frankly, I would burn it.
01:02:46Good day, gentlemen, ladies, detective, Mr. E, enjoy.
01:02:58If you all remember, in the opening segment of this film, the young boy had just killed his mother and her lover.
01:03:06And that was in 1965.
01:03:09And Detective Brody here had put him away.
01:03:12In the next portion, you'll see that young Mickey is back in action.
01:03:17Only now he's quite grown up.
01:03:20And very, very deadly.
01:03:25Just roll the film, Brody.
01:03:27Hi, Janie.
01:03:28You're just in time.
01:03:29Bobby's over here.
01:03:42Look, Bobby.
01:03:43Janie's here.
01:03:44I know.
01:03:45Hi, Bobby.
01:03:46Hi.
01:03:47Gosh, Mrs. Brown, what a beautiful tree.
01:03:48It's here.
01:03:49It looks like Christmas in here.
01:03:50Thanks, Janie.
01:03:51Look, here's 20 bucks for pizza in case you get hungry.
01:03:53That should cover a tip, too.
01:03:54I'll be out real late tonight and see that he doesn't have to eat.
01:03:57I'll be out real late tonight and see that he doesn't have to eat anything.
01:04:02Hey, Bobby, you're here.
01:04:03Bobby, you're here.
01:04:04Bobby.
01:04:05Bobby's over here.
01:04:06Bobby, Bobby.
01:04:07Bobby, Bobby.
01:04:08Bobby.
01:04:09Bobby, Bobby.
01:04:10And, uh, see that he doesn't get into his presence, okay?
01:04:14I know.
01:04:15No problem, Mrs. Brown.
01:04:16Bobby and I will be just fine.
01:04:18Bobby, now don't make a mess.
01:04:20I just had the place cleaned.
01:04:21I know.
01:04:23Ciao, everyone.
01:04:28Ah!
01:04:29That's where are you?
01:04:31Sorry.
01:04:34No, baby.
01:04:35Oh, my God.
01:04:41What's that?
01:04:42I think I got him.
01:04:43I don't know.
01:04:44What's that?
01:04:46What a good time.
01:04:49Relax.
01:04:50Don't get so bent out of shape.
01:04:52No, I just love him so much.
01:04:54They said that he wasn't even you.
01:04:56Sure, just then I thought it was safe to come back into this apartment.
01:04:59Yeah, I knew you were going to say this.
01:05:01I'm sure you did.
01:05:02I had this really freaky dream about this big red moon, and it was just bleeding all
01:05:08over me.
01:05:08It was so gross.
01:05:10You know, I get crazy when there's a full moon.
01:05:13You mean, you mean you get crazy?
01:05:15You're nuts, honey.
01:05:17I got it.
01:05:18I got a word that's just going to kill you.
01:05:20Oh, yeah?
01:05:21Yeah.
01:05:21Prime.
01:05:22How do you spell fornicate?
01:05:24Fornicate?
01:05:24That's easy.
01:05:26F?
01:05:26You got that?
01:05:28Yeah.
01:05:28O.
01:05:29You got that?
01:05:29You got that?
01:05:31You got that?
01:05:31You got that?
01:05:33But, Jamie, I'm not sleepy.
01:05:35Shh, Bobby.
01:05:37Now you just close your eyes and get some rest.
01:05:40I'll try to get these people out of here as soon as I can.
01:05:43Remember, Santa's coming tonight.
01:05:45I do.
01:05:46As strange and amusing as this might appear, keep in mind that every murder you see on this
01:05:56film is real.
01:05:58Rumors have it that a series of so-called snuff films were made using easily manipulated
01:06:04mental patients to commit actual murders.
01:06:07This particular film our experts have documented is absolutely authentic.
01:06:14And more important, the identity of this killer is what is of interest to us.
01:06:21Great interest.
01:06:53Let me start off in a little future.
01:07:23Lizzie, who is there?
01:07:53Attention all units, this is an all-points bulletin for a heavy-set man reportedly dressed
01:08:09in a red suit, black boots, white beard, and possibly a reindeer.
01:08:14An egg-tiny reindeer.
01:08:15The suspect escaped tonight from Sunnydale Sanitarium.
01:08:20His name is Mickey Schultz, his alias, get this gag, is Kris Kringle.
01:08:27So he's back in town now, a real nut.
01:08:33You know what, Anderson?
01:08:35What, Brody?
01:08:37About 20 years ago, he killed his mother and his old man with a butcher knife on Christmas
01:08:43Eve.
01:08:44I never saw so much blood in my life, and I'll never forget it either.
01:08:49Watch it, Brody.
01:08:50A red light.
01:08:51Fuck, um, I'm a cop.
01:08:56Anyway, we went in, and we found the two of them laying there, cacked up like a side of
01:09:02beef.
01:09:03And that little monster standing there with a knife in his hands.
01:09:08My partner, Kelly, he started puking.
01:09:11He started puking his guts out all over the place.
01:09:14Uh, excuse me, Brody.
01:09:15I think we should acknowledge that APB.
01:09:18Don't worry about it, Anderson.
01:09:20I got my own way of finding this one.
01:09:24One looking to his dead black eyes, and I'll know him.
01:09:30He's a stone nut.
01:09:32Ever since he saw his mama kissing Santa Claus, he's been crazy ever since.
01:09:36You know what, Anderson?
01:09:37When the doctors examined the kid's head, they found dog shit for brains.
01:09:43Thank you, detective, for that illuminating and tasteful description of the murder.
01:09:49Shall we proceed?
01:09:53The next brutal murder takes place here.
01:10:05Hey, man.
01:10:07What's going on?
01:10:09Shoot, I'll check it.
01:10:11I gotta do everything myself.
01:10:19I gotta do everything, Justine, if you want to make a dog just too hard.
01:10:26I wonder if he's on Tampa or can just go on stalks Instagram one way,
01:10:30he's the one more.
01:10:31I'm sick, you're tired.
01:10:32Somewhere around me.
01:10:34After a Further Stay
01:10:35You know Надоą
01:10:36Bob Webmer
01:10:37ốt
01:10:46How dare you?
01:10:48Hide
01:10:48I don't know.
01:11:18Well, I guess that's graphic enough to give us the general idea.
01:11:23Obviously, our murderer is quite mad.
01:11:26And he continues killing until there's only one girl left.
01:11:38Mmm. Want some?
01:11:40Mmm, yeah.
01:11:42Oh, minute. I gotta pee.
01:11:45Hey, watch your mouth.
01:11:46You're gonna have to learn how to talk more like a lady.
01:11:58Hey, Sherry! Get a load of this!
01:12:07Fire out!
01:12:14Uh...
01:12:15My baby does it, okay?
01:12:21Swish splash.
01:12:26Hey.
01:12:26Hey.
01:12:34Woo-hoo!
01:12:36Come on, dear!
01:12:36Yes!
01:12:37Yes!
01:12:38Yes!
01:12:38Yes!
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01:13:13Billy, did you hear that?
01:13:39Oh, it's probably just Sherry.
01:13:41She's a moaner.
01:13:42Yeah, how would you know?
01:13:43Billy, hurry.
01:13:44I think you better go see what's wrong.
01:13:45No way, Jose.
01:13:46Please.
01:13:47I better call the police.
01:13:58Oh, my God.
01:13:59The phone's dead.
01:14:00Oh, my God.
01:14:01The phone's dead.
01:14:02So am I.
01:14:03Oh, my God.
01:14:04The phone's dead.
01:14:05So am I.
01:14:06I'll just fast forward this to get to the end.
01:14:07I'll just fast forward this to get to the end.
01:14:08Now, the point is...
01:14:09Now, the point is...
01:14:10is that these murders are...
01:14:11is that these murders are real.
01:14:12And the cycle...
01:14:13is that these murders are real.
01:14:14And the cycle they use to commit them...
01:14:15is none other than the granite...
01:14:16is none other than the granite...
01:14:17is none other than the granite...
01:14:18of the murder.
01:14:19And the cycle they use to commit them...
01:14:20Oh, my God, the phone's dead.
01:14:26So am I.
01:14:32I'll just fast forward this to get to the end.
01:14:37Now, the point is, is that these murders are real.
01:14:41And the cycle they use to commit them is none other than the grandson of
01:14:46General Alexei Grossoff of the USSR Secret Police.
01:14:53And he knows that we know all about it and won't hesitate to use it against him.
01:15:13Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
01:15:43Ah! Ah!
01:16:13It's okay, miss. Brody's in charge now.
01:16:19Oh, no, you're not, detective.
01:16:23As a matter of fact, with this film in the hands of SOB,
01:16:28we are very clearly in charge.
01:16:31It is our intention to leak the information to the KGB
01:16:35and let them take care of their own.
01:16:38It keeps our hands clean of all that messy business,
01:16:41and gets rid of an adversary at the same time.
01:16:52Now you know why it was so important to obtain this evidence.
01:17:00Right, Mr. E.
01:17:02Now you know.
01:17:04And soon the whole world will know
01:17:09that my grandson grew up to be a very sick man.
01:17:17The worst part is...
01:17:20he's still out there.
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