01:29Don't do that.
01:35Well, don't carry her now.
01:36Karen!
01:41Oh, she's not in this week.
01:43But your face, Jerry.
01:45That was so funny.
01:46Letter for Jerry Cole.
01:50That describes you publicly.
02:01You what?
02:05Oh, dear, oh, dearie me.
02:17Oh, dear, oh, dearie me what?
02:18For the attention of Jeremy William Rosie Cole.
02:27So nice of you to know my second middle name, cuz.
02:31Even though I had no choice in the naming process.
02:34Clearly your parents wanted a girl.
02:36Well, anyway, after using a firearms towards Mrs. Karen...
02:43I can't even read that.
02:45Can you read that?
02:46No, I didn't think so.
02:47Oh, dearie me.
02:54Oh, dearie me what?
02:56Whatever could I have done?
02:58There's time.
03:00Jerry, I love you as a cousin.
03:03And you're the best thing since French toast.
03:05Um, you're being booted out.
03:26I'm being...
03:28I'm being...
03:31booted out.
03:35I'm being booted out.
03:40I'm being booted out.
03:43I'm being booted out.
03:47I'm being...
03:48Be, beep, beep, beep, beep.
03:50Be a good chap, Jerry.
03:51Hold that one.
03:53Yeah, and that one, too.
03:56You might as well do that one as well.
03:57Jerry, what's the matter with you?
04:05It's only an eviction.
04:06You'll find somewhere else.
04:07How did you manage to dismantle my bed in a matter of stag cones?
04:15Magic, Jerry.
04:18What kind of magic?
04:19Harry Potter magic?
04:21Doctor Strange magic?
04:22Or magic where I turn you into dust?
04:26Let's go with Doctor Strange magic.
04:28What's the matter with you?
04:46Keep it away from me.
04:47What?
04:47Whoa, wait.
04:48Cut.
04:50What?
04:51The name of Pharoahs does the matter with you?
04:52Did you not hear me?
04:53Get rid of it.
04:54Keep it away from me, Jerry.
04:56I swear to God.
04:57It's just a cat.
05:08I don't care.
05:08I swear to God, Jerry.
05:10If you don't keep it away,
05:11I'll knock its flaming tail off.
05:19Oh, no.
05:20Not the look.
05:21Not the look.
05:23Are you giving me the impression
05:25that you're afraid of cats?
05:27Yes, yes.
05:28Jerry, for the benefit of the doubt,
05:30I absolutely hate the felines for my life.
05:34Just like you hate dogs.
05:37Where's your lund at?
05:39Your mum told me.
05:39Of course you did.
05:42Okay, just get out of here, Jerry,
05:44and we'll speak no more about it.
05:48Okay, okay.
05:59Jerry, what?
06:00Happy?
06:01Hello?
06:02Charlie Benson?
06:05Oh, nice.
06:06Thank God.
06:07Wait.
06:07What?
06:08No, no, no.
06:10Just a bit of pest control.
06:13No, not my cut.
06:16Are you going on about me?
06:19He thinks I'm going on the bargain.
06:30No, he's just being a moron.
06:32What, it's on today?
06:43Five minutes?
06:45Five minutes?
06:46No, no, we take more longer than what's later.
06:49Alrighty, bye-bye.
06:51Alrighty, bye-bye.
06:53I was going to be saying that to everyone.
06:55Here we go.
06:55What's your problem?
06:57Jerry, as much as I want you to watch Star Wars Episode 10, The Lucas Redemption, there's
07:04going to be a change of plan.
07:05We're watching a bit of football, boy.
07:07All right.
07:10Pardon moi.
07:12Football.
07:13Football.
07:15What is known as soccer in America.
07:19From all the times you know me, cuz, do I look like a football fan to you?
07:26Well, if you lost a few pounds and got out on the field more, then I think you would be.
07:30What's that supposed to mean?
07:31Jerry, before you start ripping my head off, which I'm sure every family member loves doing,
07:37I want to place a bet.
07:41A pet?
07:42No, no, a bet.
07:44I thought you said pet, but even to that I would say no, but...
07:48Well, today it's the Vectors Lions versus the West White Tigers.
07:54The West White what?
07:55Yes, Jerry, the West White what?
07:58No, the West White Tigers against the Vectors Lions.
08:01Please don't pretend you didn't hear what I just said, cuz I know you did.
08:04But on the plus side, I think we can put this bet to a little advantage.
08:10What's that supposed to mean?
08:12Do I even want to know where this is going?
08:13You see, if the Vectors Lions win, which I'll be supporting,
08:19you have to go 24 hours for being kind, gentlemanly, polite, and respectful
08:29to every schmuck that you've been rude to.
08:32Why should I?
08:35When they were the ones that were the schmuck...
08:36But, if the West White Tigers win, which I believe in you're going to support...
08:44Yeah, a team that I don't know.
08:46I will personally set you up with Lindsay Connolly.
08:50What?
08:52Lindsay who?
08:53Do you remember two months ago, the girl you had the hots for?
08:57Um, don't know what you're talking about.
08:58Come on, Jerry, I've seen the way you look at her, like you wish she was your own, the dream guy.
09:05Well, she's taken now, so it doesn't really matter.
09:07She just got dumped by her boyfriend, so if you want to settle this once and for all,
09:13considering what the news you got today, I don't think you have much of a choice.
09:19So, Jerry, do we have a deal?
09:29Oh, my God.
09:29Oh my God.
09:29Like, no, no, no, no.
09:43My couch!
09:43Get out of the way, Jerry!
09:45No, you get out of the way, it's my couch!
09:47It's my life!
09:48What?
09:48Hey, what's that?
09:50Why?
09:50What do ya think?
09:55Um... I dunno.
09:56But what do you think? If the cat is come back in, then...
09:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
10:01D'orrrr!
10:01How nice of you guys. Thank you very much.
10:08Hey!
10:09Violence would get violent, cuz.
10:12This ain't over.
10:14I bet it is.
10:15if i get a chance with lindsay then i'll completely forget about the past five months
10:27by the way yeah how long is this match on for you you've got 45 minutes for first half then a
10:33quarter of an hour break then another 45 minutes and then full time so i'd say two hours
10:38oh no way no way they've already started here come the lions oh no way mate all you have to do is go around
10:48two minutes two minutes are you that stupid come on don't you do that
10:57no
11:13oh this is fantastic it was
11:15don't you bloody dare that's more like it no no no no no don't do it yeah that's it
11:19don't you dare yeah just down there don't you dare south west sit back sit back it's not that you
11:23no
11:29i'm winning no i'm gonna be with lindsay so i don't think so i don't think so they're going to do it
11:37no again no do it again come on chat he's literally
11:45hold that or don't call before come on don't wait stop no no i command you to stop come on don't you
11:52even do even do it no no no no no no no no no no no yes boy 19 to 19
12:12it all comes down to the final five minutes get ready to get your manners out jerry
12:19you want to talk about manners tell it to the rev that can't tell the difference between a penalty
12:24and someone not putting much effort into a single kid come on no come on yeah oh come on buddy you can
12:29run faster than that yeah yeah you can do it you can shut up all right come on come on just go
12:34around it come on road run a zigzag road run a zigzag road run a zigzag road run a zigzag
12:40road run a zigzag
12:42the telly the telly jerry what have you done that was meant to be the last goal
12:54you're the one that's got me into this hey hey don't kill me
12:58and it's not like a referee i'm putting effort in the juice like going around that chat with the balls
13:05oh no i i need to call knives yeah yeah hurry please hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry
13:11what do you think i'm doing
13:24okay okay please pick up please pick up please pick up
13:37oh no i'm just gonna make that call
13:46okay okay please pick up please pick up please pick up ah knives oh thank goodness
13:54we missed the final five minutes because my idiot cousin decided to play footlong with the television
14:00he's got a point oh oh you caught it good what was the result
14:07oh right oh right what oh uh well um thanks for telling me
14:22uh yeah yeah sure it was a good game okay mate bye
14:27well who won west white tigers tell me west white tigers 2019 you won jerry
14:40well done jerry you uh
14:58well done jerry you won
15:04yeah
15:06oh lindsey baby here i come
15:11in your face cousin in your
15:17and it's sweet sweet sweet victory
15:22and it goes
15:25and it goes
15:25oh i can't get back for too long
15:29oh hang on
15:33nice
15:33and it does
15:38last minute penalty
15:40penal
15:41wait no way wait who are you on the phone now
15:43brilliant
15:48brilliant
15:51time
15:51yes
15:53thank you
15:55i'll be sure to tell them what okay nice one mate bye
16:03what do you mean a penalty you just said that i won
16:06fan square no get lindsey on the phone because i know you have a number knowing you
16:12twenty-one
16:13twenty-one
16:13nineteen
16:15to penalty
16:18i won baby
16:21that one baby
16:22yeah
16:32it's not fair
16:46it's not fair
16:50it's not fair
17:00you can shut up
17:06how did you get me how did you even get in there
17:09oh buckle off
17:14this is your fault you stupid
17:16pussy if you showed up two hours ago you could have scared my cousin to death and i wouldn't have
17:21wasted three hours of my life
17:34Yeah, I'll call you back.
17:36Get up!
17:38I'm going to kill you!
17:39I'm going to kill you!
17:42Yeah, I won the game.
17:46And it's sweet!
18:04Cheaty, Cece buying a cheaty.
18:07Tra la la la la la la la la la la.
18:09Ciao!
18:09Cheatty, Cece buying a cheaty.
18:12Cheating, Regalwardawa.
18:15Cheating, Cece purchasing.
18:19Tra la la la la la la la la la.
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