- 6 months ago
When Charlie is given a box of props from Zeb's TV show, Jerry finds himself (unwillingly) along for the ride and the expected target practice to what's in the box...
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01:00Come on!
01:01Get in there!
01:03I knew he'd return!
01:05Snape!
01:06Snape!
01:07Serious Snape!
01:08Woo!
01:09Yes!
01:10Ha ha!
01:11Yeh!
01:12Ha!
01:13Ha!
01:14Ha!
01:15Hoo!
01:16Hoo!
01:17Hoo!
01:18Hoo!
01:19Hoo!
01:20Hoo!
01:21Good morning, Jerry.
01:22Sleep well?
01:24What's good about it?
01:26I've just been brought back to hell because some moron thought it might be a good idea to
01:32wake me up from a heavenly dream of Hailee Steinfeld dragging me to Spain.
01:36Ah!
01:37That's lovely.
01:38Check this out.
01:39Look, look, look, look.
01:40Harry Potter and the Heroes of DC.
01:41They just resurrected Severus Snape with the help of Lex Luthor.
01:45Oh!
01:46It's so brilliant!
01:47I guarantee you, as we speak, all the fans of this show are going to be tweeting slash
01:54complaining about how pathetic it is to resurrect Snape and thereby ruining his character.
01:59Oh, yeah.
02:00Here we go.
02:01Here we go.
02:02Here we go.
02:03Here we go.
02:04I'm not entitled to what I want to say.
02:05Oh, they're going to mock me now.
02:06Yeah, that's right.
02:07Kick him that way.
02:08He's already down.
02:09Come on, everybody.
02:10Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:11Do you know what, Gerry?
02:12I've had enough of your arrogant, sour attitude.
02:14So now we're going to do things the old fashioned way.
02:21Doing like me.
02:22What is the old fashioned way?
02:23Well, let's just say that this model of Thomas the Tank Engine is me.
02:28This model of Devious Diesel is you.
02:31But imagine a grumpy face like the one I'm looking at right now.
02:34So, observe.
02:37Hey, come on, Gerry.
02:39Let's go out there and see the world.
02:41Oh, sorry, Charlie.
02:43I'd rather stay home and curl up in a ball because no one loves me.
02:48Oh, don't be like that, Gerry.
02:50We're going to have lots of fun as cousins.
02:52We're going to look after an elephant.
02:54We're going to have a house party.
02:56And we're going to see lots of our friends.
02:58I didn't ask for an elephant to come and live with us.
03:01I didn't want a house party.
03:02I didn't want to see your stupid friends from Super Lanes and Phone.
03:06I wanted to just curl up in a ball and dream about celebrities that I'll never get to see.
03:11Poor Gerry Cole.
03:13No one loves me.
03:16Woe is me.
03:18Did I give your consent to play with my trains?
03:27No, sir?
03:29Don't put them back!
03:31This can't be any worse.
03:46I'll deal with you later. Same here.
03:49Hello, this is Charlie Benson.
03:52The best cousin in the world!
03:54Not-
03:55I'm sorry, Derek.
03:58Sam!
04:00I thought it was so nice to hear from you again.
04:07How'd a wedding go?
04:09Oh, that's just brilliant.
04:15Oh, you got them!
04:17Oh, great!
04:19Do you want us to come and see them?
04:21Oh, yeah, we're not doing anything.
04:24We were just playing with trains.
04:27Okay, yeah. We'll be there in two hours.
04:30Alrighty, bye-bye.
04:36And what's all this WE business?
04:39Well, Seb's just finished filming a brand new Super Lanes and Phone,
04:42and he's just brought the props that he was using at his place.
04:45So I said we'd go and look at them.
04:47And answer me something, cuz.
04:49Yeah?
04:51Does this ugly bug look like that wants to see Sieben Saab?
04:54Sieben Saab, generally.
04:55Sack, whack, cat, crap, crap, I don't give a damn!
04:58Let me tell you something, cuz.
04:59Putting up with you for four months is one thing.
05:02Meeting a couple of brats like Sieben Saab is another.
05:06But let me tell you, if I put up with one more person that triggers me, then that's it!
05:11I'm-
05:16How do you do that?
05:18Well, I don't know!
05:19Maybe that's something you should ask him all about!
05:21Cuz he clearly wants me to go to hell!
05:23So, congratulations, Lord!
05:24I'm gonna do it!
05:25I'm gonna do it!
05:28I'm gonna put this car out of my measuring room!
05:30Jerry, no!
05:31Jerry, no!
05:32Jerry, no!
05:33Jerry!
05:34I'll handle this!
05:37Yeah, more than you ever will!
05:42Hello?
05:43You can't take Normie forever, spastic!
05:46You knew this was coming, and I'm going to make your life hell!
05:49Oh no, John!
05:51And you know I'm no brother!
05:52Well, this is Charlie Benson,
05:54the apparent spastic cousin who's been living here for quite some time now!
05:59Oh!
06:00Oh!
06:01Oh!
06:02Well, don't think I'm going to go easy on you!
06:04Because everything I've been doing to your cousin is 100% justified!
06:07I see what's going on here!
06:09Your husband walked away with another woman a few years ago
06:13because Jerry's filled me in all the details,
06:15and ever since then, all you've ever wanted is someone to love and care for you
06:20and give you all the things that you're robbed of!
06:22What?
06:23What?
06:24What?
06:25I don't know what you're talking about!
06:26But I'll tell you what!
06:27I'm going to give you what every woman should deserve
06:30by taking you out to the Winter Gardens tonight for dinner at 8 o'clock.
06:34How's that sound?
06:35My goodness!
06:36I...
06:37I...
06:38I...
06:39I've never had anyone in my life asking me out like that!
06:42We're going to be busy for the day,
06:43because my idiot cousin nearly had a bit of a rampage!
06:47But we'll be back before then!
06:50Wow!
06:51What I just heard has to be the most romantic gesture I've ever received in my life!
07:00Oh!
07:01Oh!
07:02Alright!
07:03You're on!
07:04Wonderful!
07:05Hope you wear something sexy!
07:07Oh!
07:08And sorry for calling you a spastic!
07:09Whatever you may have heard!
07:10Okay!
07:11Ta-ta!
07:12Toodle-oo!
07:13There we go, Jerry!
07:14All taken care of!
07:15Shall we go in CZ and Seb now?
07:16Oh yes Charlie!
07:17I'll thank you for this little of a pint!
07:18Come on then!
07:19And I'll get my shoes on on the way out!
07:21I can't believe we've got these!
07:22I can't believe we've got these!
07:23Oh!
07:24Oh!
07:25Oh!
07:26Oh!
07:27Oh!
07:28Oh!
07:29Oh!
07:30Oh!
07:31Oh!
07:32Oh!
07:33Oh!
07:34Oh!
07:35Oh!
07:36Oh!
07:37Oh!
07:38Oh!
07:39Oh!
07:40Oh!
07:41Oh!
07:42Oh!
07:43I love you!
07:44The actual protest!
07:45The actual promise of super laced and foe
07:46I meandad woulda shown us if you hadn't told Steve to like piss off and she said
07:48Get lost you grumpy old retard!
07:51Was I being a grumpy old retard before or after she was being a see you next Tuesday with
07:56me?
07:57Um...
07:58I think it was after, and then again she didn't really say much to you last time..
08:03Or me for that matter.
08:04But look at these props for super laced and foe!
08:08This is so cool
08:09So cool. I'm going to set these up right now, which will inevitably lead to disaster.
08:17Shut up and stop grumbling.
08:26Now, what cruel prop is that?
08:29The Mind Control 240 from the very first episode Seb guest starred in.
08:35Beyond your mindset.
08:38Oh, do you know what this is?
08:44A detonator to all bombs on the cameras on the Isle of Wight.
08:49No.
08:51Yes.
08:52It records your mind and then plays it back like a mini tape recorder.
08:58Hmm. Looks more like a ca-
09:00Karen was the first person I fell in love with when I started liking girls.
09:10I mean, heck. It works.
09:14How is that possible? Like, like-
09:17No.
09:21This is worse than the time I wet myself in primary school.
09:24Oh, my.
09:26Oh, Jesus.
09:27This is invasion of privacy, you know.
09:28Oh, really?
09:30Give me that. No. I'll do you one better.
09:32What?
09:33I hope nobody finds out I had to take a dump in the girls' room because the Jarks were using the boys' room as their workout room.
09:42Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
09:45Charlie Benson!
09:46Who would have thought-
09:48Let's just see what's else in the box.
09:51Yeah, okay, then.
09:52This is my favorite prop.
09:57This is my favourite prop!
10:01What a stress ball for children?
10:03I mean, what's even the age limit to that device?
10:06It's a mood grenade.
10:08When you're holding it, it clarifies what mood you're in.
10:11And if you're in a ticked off mood, that's when it goes off.
10:15Let's see what orange does.
10:22You're fine, it's in orange.
10:24Oh, phew.
10:25Let's see what blue does.
10:26No, no, no, that was boring as hell.
10:29It was on blue. You're cool. You're mellow.
10:31Okay, right.
10:34Let's try green.
10:39Why are you finding it so difficult?
10:41I got lucky the first two times in the first two colours.
10:45Got you, didn't I?
10:47Now it's on black!
10:49What?
10:52Oh, let me guess. It's going to be a...
10:54That was...
10:55Pretty dull. That was terrible.
11:07I was expecting a knuckle shadow silver boom.
11:11Oh well. Let's see what else we got.
11:16Bloody hell, are you alright?
11:18Do I look okay, cars?
11:20Considering that I just got the living daylights out of me blown by a sonic mood grenade!
11:24That's nice, Joey.
11:26Yeah.
11:27Ooh!
11:28Ooh!
11:32Okay, an iPhone iPhone is clearly going cheap around this time.
11:35Gee!
11:36I wonder what that's meant to be that looks an awful lot like the blaster that Chriselda uses in Superloonies!
11:41What the hell is Superloonies?
11:43What the hell is Superloonies?
11:46Okay, you're taking the mick, cars, you know that?
11:48And you're taking the mini, so shut up!
11:51Anyway, this is the Laser Cannon Meister 429.
11:56The Laser Cannon 469.
11:58I wonder what it does.
12:00I wonder if it actually works.
12:01You're lucky that no one else is around.
12:17Oh.
12:19I think that'll...
12:21Cool! Look at that!
12:24Now that's a real beauty, isn't it?
12:26That's the tail end of a lightsaber.
12:31No, it's not.
12:32And you better pray that Disney doesn't copyright us, considering how sensitive they are these days.
12:38Jesus!
12:40That's a prop.
12:42The Optic Blaster 750 from Seb's latest episode.
12:46Of course it's called an Optic Blaster.
12:47Griffin Charles versus Tom Griffin.
12:50Oh, I'd love to dish it out!
12:52Well, if that's not a lightsaber, then why'd they make it...
12:53Mind when you shoot that thing!
12:59That thing's not safe.
13:01Are you sure that's a natural prop?
13:03Here's a hint.
13:05Oh.
13:07Oh no.
13:09Uh, Jerry?
13:11Uh...
13:13Uh...
13:15Oh no.
13:17Uh, Jerry?
13:19Uh...
13:21Uh...
13:23Jerry?
13:26I'll just...
13:27Uh...
13:33Oh.
13:35Jerry?
13:37You okay?
13:43Oh yeah, guys.
13:45I am good as...
13:47Good as gold.
13:50Sleek as silver.
13:51Oh boy.
13:54And bright as bronze.
13:56Jerry, calm down.
13:57I know I failed to mention that they're not replicates, but...
14:01But... but...
14:03Oh...
14:05Oh, don't worry cuz...
14:07I am perfectly...
14:09Calmly...
14:11OUT OF MY MIND!
14:12I have MIND!
14:13Oh!
14:14Oh what happened?
14:16I don't, I don't, I don't let you drag it out, it's not turning time!
14:18Oh, that's where I'm gonna pin it!
14:20But Simi, my Simi's starting to get mine!
14:24Oh, that's not the body cat!
14:26Yeah, my ex-sonis is taking a dump in my sink!
14:28Come on let's just brush it!
14:29Yeah, come on, my friend!
14:30my friend!
14:31That's what we have to come together for the zoo!
14:33Yeah!
14:34So you can force his brain and you're feeling it!
14:37Because who needs a forced allegation when you've got a stupid cousin?
14:40I can sign up with you, uh!
14:42Give me these!
14:43And now, I'm going to go and take my grievances out on somebody who is clearly responsible
15:08for my latest injustice karma!
15:12Well, folks, it looks like Seb's going to get another butt-whooping!
15:22I'd better go stop him!
15:24Well, I don't know about you, Jerry, but I can't believe you just got us kicked out of
15:31Seb's place!
15:32I mean, I can't take you anywhere!
15:34I didn't ask to meet up with Zach and Zeb!
15:37Zeb!
15:38Zeb!
15:39Zeb!
15:40Zeb!
15:41Zach!
15:42Wackra!
15:43I!
15:44Don't!
15:45Caaaaaaaare!
15:46And I fail to see how it's my fault!
15:47I can't take you anywhere!
15:49And every time I do something, I always get criticised.
15:52Oh, I kick off with an elephant, you have a hissy fit.
15:56I have a house party, you have a hissy fit.
15:58We go to see Zee and Seth the first time,
16:00YOU HAVE A HISSY FIT!
16:02That's because your ideas suck!
16:05I mean, this is why our parents wanted us to hang out more.
16:08To try and make you a better person.
16:09If you can't do that, I will lose my temper more and more and more and I might just...
16:14I don't listen to myself because nobody listens to me like you did!
16:17Stop!
16:19Stop it!
16:21No I won't because you're driving me up the bend!
16:28We will sort this out later.
16:31No.
16:32Now.
16:37I won't do this now, today!
16:40Booey!
16:41Mr. Benson!
16:42Guess who's ready to kick off the evening?
16:43And um, I may have brought some equipment for later.
16:44I'm sorry Miss Karen, but I'm afraid you've been hearing voices.
16:45Wait, what?
16:46What the?
16:47Uh, wait.
16:48Or better yet, the ghost of your ex!
16:49Are you kidding me right now?!
16:50You're bloody damn right I am!
16:51Because having you, a gaslighting miserable nutcase, as a cousin-in-law would make me want to headbutt an elephant's rear!
16:58You are the most horrible, nasty, stinky, arrogant snake I've ever had for a neighbour!
17:05Wait, Sticky!
17:06You haven't even seen me in person!
17:07So how would you even know what I smell like?!
17:08Next time you breathe fresh air, it will be your very last, because I'm going to tear your head off!
17:13Stop saying, it's the goalie!
17:14And your teeth are going round!
17:15And that, I'm guessing, is why it's round the hill!
17:16Because I only imagine...
17:17For those who are wondering, I was never going to go out with the carom.
17:18I saw her when I saw her when I saw her when she was in the carom.
17:19And her husband-in-law would make me want to headbutt an elephant's rear!
17:20And her husband-in-law would make me want to headbutt an elephant's rear!
17:22You are the most horrible, nasty, stinky, arrogant snake I've ever had for a neighbour!
17:23But Sticky!
17:24You haven't even seen me in person!
17:25So how would you even know what I smell like?!
17:26And that, I'm guessing, is why it's round the hill!
17:32Because I only imagine...
17:34For those who are wondering, I was never going to go out with the carom.
17:37I saw her when I first moved in.
17:39She would know she was really ugly.
17:40How dare you!
17:41You are a pathetic man-child of a classic!
17:44And you know it!
17:45You ain't going to have the final say here, because all I can do is go straight for each other!
17:49By the way, I want to show you a magic trick!
17:51I'm going to make you go there!
17:53And do you know what the magic words are?
17:55See you next Tuesday!
17:57Oh!
17:58Well, that was worth a shot.
18:00See you next week, folks!
18:05I can't hear anything now!
18:10I can't hear anything now!
18:25I can't hear anything now!
18:26See you next week!
18:27I'm Tim W Akersons!
18:28Please try and see who's out there!
18:29I can't hear anything now!
18:30I can't hear anything now!
18:31Sorry!
18:32I got to hear anything now!
18:33See you next week!
18:35I'll see you next week!
18:37Bye!
18:38Hi!
18:39Bye!
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