00:00From across the ocean on a cold, dark night
00:09Snow thing is coming and it doesn't feel right
00:12As it sucks the good from everything inside
00:15Feel the evil in its cool green light
00:18Transformed by a virus that feeds on hate
00:27The apple man works in his lab and waits
00:30For hatred to fill his darkest schemes
00:33So don't get angry at your four million dreams
01:37I'll fix it and I don't hear complaints from anyone else.
01:42What a sumptuous dish.
02:21No arguments during mealtimes.
02:23Digesting this stuff takes concentration.
02:26Well, thanks very much.
02:28Darling, you know I love your cooking.
02:31If Dawn feels so strongly about it, she's welcome to take over the meals.
02:35Sucked right in.
02:37Well, no problem.
02:39I'll do it.
02:44Not bad for starters.
02:46Panta cake, panta cake, apple man.
03:02Bake me a virus as fast as you can.
03:05Stir it and pat it and bake it with glee.
03:08And serve it at snack time for baby and me.
03:14Ah, just like mama never made.
03:20That's what Turd Gabby needs.
03:24A new taste sensation.
03:26Time to stir the pot.
03:37Fresh from the apple man lamp, something the whole family can enjoy.
03:58Burger bar.
04:08Maybe it's a chicken shack.
04:13Gross.
04:14Totally.
04:18Where did that come from?
04:20The fast food joint.
04:21Those things spring up overnight.
04:23Whatever they're cooking, I want some.
04:31Can't you smell the grease, you dog?
04:45We want to order our lunch.
04:47We'll need heaps.
04:48Morning, Mrs. Groper.
04:50Yeah, whatever.
04:51What's on the menu?
04:52Tempt my taste buds.
04:54Meat pies.
04:56Full of gristle and salt.
04:58Haven't you got any salad sandwiches or something?
05:01No, only pies.
05:03Do you want one or not?
05:04Pass.
05:05Pass.
05:05I'm Freddy the fritter and I've got free samples, kiddies.
05:24The munchies.
05:25The munchies you've been waiting for.
05:26The munchies you've been waiting for.
05:27Yay!
05:27Oh, wow.
05:29Look at that.
05:30Oh, that's wonderful.
05:32Taste it.
05:33Don't waste it.
05:35Hey, save some for us.
05:39Got any more, mister?
05:41Don't sweat it, kiddo.
05:43No, they're waiting for you at the hotspot.
05:47We never close.
05:50Fritters.
05:51I bet none of you thought I could do this, huh?
06:07Well, you're in for something special.
06:09Lettuce, tomato, pepper, celery and avocado.
06:12Oh, fritters.
06:13Fritters?
06:14What are you talking about?
06:16I'm not cooking fritters.
06:17Oh, yeah, sure.
06:22Real food, huh?
06:23Yes, this is definitely real.
06:26If you're a rabbit.
06:28Gramps?
06:30I feel like I'm losing my marbles.
06:33What are you doing?
06:34I'm just looking for the meat.
06:36There isn't any meat.
06:38It's a salad.
06:40Then pass the ketchup.
06:41No ketchup either.
06:43It's salad dressing.
06:44Oh, I'm not surprised.
06:46Pass the salad dressing.
06:50Burger, burger, burger, burger, burger.
06:55I want two.
06:58I'll tell you what you're getting, sweetie.
07:00One burger pizza pasta combo.
07:03And, of course, a delicious fritter.
07:07Am I right?
07:09Next fritter.
07:10Hmm, not bad.
07:15That's for sure.
07:16Very tasty.
07:17I liked it.
07:18I can't think of anything else nature has to offer.
07:22Especially all them vitamins and minerals.
07:25You hardly ate any?
07:26Fills you up, this stuff.
07:28Feel like a stroll after dinner.
07:31Of course.
07:32Good idea.
07:33Hey, Gramps.
07:33I'm coming with you.
07:35A stroll after dinner?
07:37All they ever do is collapse in front of the television.
07:39Looks like you started something.
07:41And guess what?
07:42You get to finish it too.
07:43Dishes.
07:44Hot water?
07:45Huh?
07:45You can do it.
07:46I've got paperwork to do.
07:50A stroll after dinner.
07:53Age and experience still comes in handy sometimes.
07:57Yeah.
07:59Huh?
08:00Hmm.
08:01Give me a pat on the back, boys.
08:03You could have starved to death.
08:05Just about saved our lives.
08:07Nothing to it.
08:08Best fritter I ever tasted.
08:10What are you talking about, boy?
08:12I meant, uh, sausage.
08:14Pass the...
08:15What are you doing, Dad?
08:17Gramps?
08:18Oops.
08:19She's got us red-handed.
08:21That's so sick.
08:22Don't say nothing till we talk to a lawyer.
08:25Thanks, Dad.
08:26Thanks, Gramps.
08:28Dawn, it's not what it looks like.
08:31It's worse.
08:32You are what you eat.
08:33So go ahead.
08:34Turn into barrels of lard with grease dripping out of your brains
08:37and fries clogging up your arteries.
08:40See if I care.
08:41As if...
08:42Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
08:45Yes!
08:46Ha ha ha ha ha!
08:57You are what you eat.
08:59What loser thought that one up?
09:01Ah...
09:03Ah...
09:05Ah...
09:11Ah...
09:13Mmm...
09:15Luck!
09:17Ah!
09:19Whoa!
09:21Whoa!
09:23Whoa!
09:25Whoa!
09:27Whoa!
09:29It's mine!
09:31It's mine!
09:33Whoa!
09:35Whoa!
09:37Whoa!
09:39Whoa!
09:41Ah...
09:43Ah...
09:45Get up!
09:47Is that you?
09:49You are seriously weird. It's time for school.
09:51I just had the worst nightmare.
09:53Tough.
09:55Are you coming or not?
09:57What is that smell?
09:59Your socks?
10:00No.
10:01It's sweet and yummy and...
10:03Fritters?
10:11Hi, Mrs Groper.
10:13I made these myself.
10:15I've got stuff like this choking my lawn.
10:17Give the kids a healthy choice and they'll go for it, Mrs Groper.
10:21The lunch bell went ten minutes ago, Miss Genius.
10:25So where are the starving masses?
10:27What?
10:29I've been waiting for this moment for a long time.
10:41Rory!
10:43You've really lost it this time, worm boy.
10:45Guess what?
10:47It's a free country.
10:49Go eat your rabbit food if you want.
10:51Let the rest of us enjoy our fritters.
10:53Kids are carrying on like fast food junkies, Mr Bingley.
10:59A place like that shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the school.
11:02I hear your concern, Dawn.
11:04It's very commendable.
11:05I'll give the situation my full attention.
11:08I hope so, sir.
11:09Perhaps something can be done.
11:11Yum!
11:13This is a real attack of the munchies.
11:23I've given them food for thought.
11:31Now, if a train, loaded with fritters,
11:33was travelling towards Melbourne at 500km an hour,
11:36and another train was travelling towards Sydney...
11:40Loaded with fritters, sir.
11:42Exactly.
11:43You guys have fritters on the brain.
11:46She doesn't know what she's missing.
11:49Let's see how many fritters would be left
11:52by the time the two trains arrived.
11:54Mr Bingley, that question doesn't make sense.
11:57Oh!
11:59Tori!
12:00Are you okay?
12:02Oh, no!
12:05Sir, Tori and Tiffany are sick.
12:09This isn't right!
12:10You look like a pizza!
12:11Ha-ha-ha-ha!
12:12Mr Bingley!
12:13I seem to have a slight skin.
12:14I'm pretty.
12:15I'm pretty.
12:16Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
12:17Ha-ha-ha-ha!
12:18Ah-ha-ha-ha!
12:19Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
12:20sort of Whoo.
12:21I seem to have a slight skin.
12:27Over there.
12:30Help!
12:34Don!
12:37Help me!
12:39But you're so cute.
12:42You're so cute.
12:44You're so cute.
12:46You're so cute.
12:48You're so cute.
12:50But you're so gross.
12:52Please!
12:54What's the matter, Rory?
12:57OK, but don't point that thing at me.
13:00It might go off.
13:08Pimples.
13:10It's just a teenage thing.
13:12No, it isn't.
13:13Everyone got it except me,
13:15and I'm the only one who didn't eat the fritters.
13:17It's that new fast food shop.
13:19Fast food that causes zits that size in five minutes?
13:23I don't think so.
13:24I got an old remedy from the war.
13:27Harry swelled up like a balloon until we give him this stuff.
13:31Which one of your army buddies was Harry?
13:33Harry was the horse.
13:35A thousand?
13:37Awww.
13:38Rory.
13:39You're right.
13:40Rory, your room now.
13:42Whatever you're thinking of trying, don't.
13:48I think the apple man is behind this.
13:50Why?
13:51What do you think the fritters are filled with?
13:54I don't know, but it sure is delicious.
13:57Apples, Grease Brain? This is the virus at work.
14:02How do you know?
14:04I don't. But we're going to find out.
14:07I'm too sick.
14:09And disgusting. But I need you. Get a grip.
14:17It feels bigger. Does it look bigger?
14:20Shut up. I'm concentrating.
14:23What is that stuff?
14:25Banana, avocado, grapefruit and strawberry.
14:28Whoa. The heavy stuff.
14:30It's a serious smoothie.
14:32I'm not going up against the apple man unarmed.
14:39What's wrong with them?
14:41They're under the influence of the virus fritters.
14:44Dawn, I've got the urge to join them.
14:47Resist it. I can't.
14:53Open your mouth.
14:54What?
14:55Open it.
15:00Thanks. I needed that.
15:04What's that?
15:05No doors and no windows.
15:10Come on.
15:14This place stinks.
15:16That's what fritters smell like to me.
15:18You're kidding.
15:19No. The smoothie has cleaned up your sense of smell.
15:25This is the kitchen from hell.
15:29The fumes are getting to me again.
15:31Forget it.
15:32Feeling peckish?
15:33We won't let you leave hungry.
15:34In fact, we won't let you leave at all.
15:45What?
15:53We'll see about that.
15:55Eat this!
15:57Sucker!
16:01Whoa!
16:04Whoa!
16:05Run for cover!
16:06Look out!
16:07They're taking over!
16:08No!
16:09Help!
16:10Please, we won't ask you, Adam.
16:11Help!
16:12Please, we won't ask you, Adam.
16:13Help!
16:14Help!
16:16Please, we won't ask you, Adam!
16:18Help!
16:32Please, we won't ask you, Adam.
16:48Oh, wow! Huh?
17:01Okay, wise guy, you've had your fun.
17:13Follow me! Hurry up!
17:17Hey, now we're cooking with steam, Rory!
17:20Get out! Get out!
17:27Whoa!
17:31Oh, wow!
17:32Oh, yeah!
17:33Oh, yeah!
17:41Burger! Burger!
17:44Burger! Burger!
17:47Burger!
17:49Fritter!
17:50At your service!
17:53Oh!
17:55Oh!
17:56Oh!
17:57Oh!
17:58Oh!
17:59Oh!
18:00Oh!
18:01Oh!
18:02Oh!
18:03Oh!
18:04Oh!
18:05Oh!
18:06Oh!
18:08Leaving so soon? You haven't had your just desserts!
18:25Keep your greasy slop to yourself!
18:34Oh, no!
18:38Ah!
18:44I got him! I got the Apple Man!
18:48Careful, Rory!
18:56Ah!
18:58No! It can't be!
19:00Do you think that was him?
19:09Doubt it!
19:10What do we do about this place?
19:15Leave this to me!
19:18Eat this!
19:19Dawn, look out!
19:28Dawn, look out!
19:41Nice shot!
19:43I see. We're back to greasy stuff, are we?
19:54Democracy, Dawn. We took a vote.
19:57You can have your fruit and your fibre, and the rest of us will have a real breakfast. Plenty for you, Rory.
20:02I think I might stick to toast.
20:06Hey, that sit seems to have gone. I told you, it's all part of growing up.
20:10Yeah, Mum. Sure.
20:12Salad rolls! Fresh fruit! Health bars! Nothing but the good stuff here!
20:16Glad the zits cleaned up, Tiffany. What'll it be?
20:18Just give me an apple!
20:20We don't do junk food!
20:21Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
20:43Ha, ha, ha, ha, hahh!
20:44Next time, my hungry little brats! Next time! And it won't be a picnic! That's a promise!
21:05I'll be there!
21:14I'll be there!
21:20I'll be there!
21:24I'll be there!
21:28I'll be there!
