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00:00:00You
00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:12Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:14Buat story Bu.
00:04:15Update.
00:04:15Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag server reminder.
00:04:23Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:28Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayang.
00:04:37Sayang.
00:04:42Sayang.
00:04:43Sayang.
00:04:45Aku liat kunci mobil aku ke ya?
00:04:48Aku liat kunci mobil kok dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak ada?
00:04:56Aku gak liat.
00:04:58Telet deh.
00:05:00Sepagini tuh telat.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:06Kok gak usah ya?
00:05:07Nanti aja di sana ya?
00:05:09Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana kalau?
00:05:13Tentu lagi.
00:05:16Yanni.
00:05:17Ya Pak.
00:05:18Yann, tolong Yann.
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:24Siapa?
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu.
00:05:28Dan sekarang tolong tas gue bersama saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:30Siapa?
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu aku tentara sih.
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:40Enak!
00:05:42Enak!
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, balik ke rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:01Satu.
00:06:05Si cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:07Halo, ibu.
00:06:28Bu.
00:06:28Aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasangnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih, lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:46Bu.
00:06:47Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, bu.
00:06:55Oh ya boleh.
00:06:55Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, bu.
00:07:05Hihihi.
00:07:06Lihatannya ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Yah.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, bu.
00:07:17Ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu.
00:07:26Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Hihihi, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik aman sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya,
00:07:52udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:57Iya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya,
00:07:59ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:02Hihihi.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar loh, mbak.
00:08:08Aduh, ibu.
00:08:09Apa kayak nanya deh?
00:08:12Udahlah, bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya,
00:08:24kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Bagaimana?
00:08:32Super, bu. Super.
00:08:34Sampai ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu loh, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Ah, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini,
00:08:44udah dapet pacar.
00:08:46Hahahaha.
00:08:47Gerecep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:07Amin.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Yuk, terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:16Enggak, enggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titip rumah, ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, bu.
00:09:24Boskiu, boskiu.
00:09:26Boskiu.
00:09:28Boskiu cakep.
00:09:30Boskiu cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak, Presiden, ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:02Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak, apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:25Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:34Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:36Bukain.
00:10:37Bukain.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Biar beli saya gak?
00:10:48Gila sih ini.
00:10:54Kerjaan lagi banyak, Pak.
00:10:54Tuh.
00:10:55Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:59Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Kenapa sih?
00:11:09Kamu ini aku mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apalagi sih alasan kamu tuh mau apalagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalanan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:31Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:38Cuma perek kotor kan yang nama Instagram dan nama dia dilihat tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:42Cik!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Darang-darang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Besar di situ.
00:11:58Baran.
00:12:01Beneran?
00:12:06Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih!
00:12:26Bisa gak sih ngomong-ngomong baik-baik dulu, Yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Itu bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:33Ngomong kemana sih?
00:12:35Ayo!
00:12:37Pastaga!
00:12:40Yuk.
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh.
00:12:42Apa-apa kan sih, Yuk.
00:12:44Yuk.
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu.
00:12:46Kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:53Tiga kali kamu selingkuhin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekarang ngomong-ngomong baik-baik.
00:12:59Gue nunggu.
00:13:00Eh.
00:13:01Kok kapan aku ngaku salah?
00:13:02Kau ngomongnya aku kayak gimana?
00:13:03Kamu aku sama.
00:13:04Yuk.
00:13:05Yuk.
00:13:05Yuk.
00:13:06Nunggu dong.
00:13:09Duh dong, Sayang.
00:13:09Sayang maaf.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya.
00:13:11Sayang.
00:13:12Lepas.
00:13:12Berapa?
00:13:13Lepas.
00:13:14Tidak benci sama aku.
00:13:15What?
00:13:17I love you, brother.
00:13:47I'm just going to hang out with this because I love you so much to you.
00:14:05You don't want to sing.
00:14:08What's up?
00:14:09What's up?
00:14:10You don't want to sing.
00:14:12Happy birthday to you.
00:14:16Happy birthday to you.
00:14:20Happy birthday.
00:14:22Happy birthday.
00:14:24Happy birthday, Ibu.
00:14:27Love you.
00:14:29Thank you, Ibu.
00:14:31I wish.
00:14:32If you're the only one that you're looking for, I'm going to sing.
00:14:38I'm going to sing.
00:14:40I'm going to sing.
00:14:42Don't get sick until you feel sick.
00:14:57Peace.
00:14:58Peace.
00:14:59Peace.
00:15:00Peace.
00:15:01I don't want to sing, Ibu.
00:15:02Come on.
00:15:04I'm sorry.
00:15:06I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:15:08I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:15:10Ibu, why did I come here?
00:15:12Yes, why did I come here?
00:15:14Yes, why did I come here?
00:15:16I was thinking about you.
00:15:18And I thought,
00:15:20I want to go to my children.
00:15:22Do you know what I'm talking about?
00:15:24Do you know what I'm talking about?
00:15:26I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:15:28How about you?
00:15:30What I'm talking about.
00:15:32Oh, what's wrong?
00:15:34Why did I come here?
00:15:36I'm so late.
00:15:38I'm so late.
00:15:40It's not easy.
00:15:42It's not easy.
00:15:44Just leave me a seat.
00:15:46If you were to take a seat,
00:15:48If you were to take a seat,
00:15:50please, I should go to my house.
00:15:52I'm so late.
00:15:54Yeah, I'm so late.
00:15:56I need to take a seat.
00:15:58Ija, Ija, Ija, Ija mana?
00:16:03Mba Ija, 2-2 months ago, I came back to the village, so I'm going to take care of my family.
00:16:09Oh, Bu?
00:16:11I'm Yanni, I'm working here, Bu.
00:16:14Hmm...
00:16:17Before, where did you work?
00:16:19In the department store, Bu.
00:16:21That's part of the street.
00:16:24Selamat datang di teman-teman, teman-teman kami.
00:16:26Bila Anda belajar hari ini, besok Anda mau mendapatkan, kan?
00:16:29Cuma 90 persen.
00:16:33Terus itu?
00:16:35Itu?
00:16:36Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:38Ini iseng aja, Bu. Aku muda ikut-ikutan teman, tapi sekarang gak usah ilang, sakit lagi, Bu.
00:16:44Ma'an, Ibu.
00:16:50Ibu, duduk aja dulu, duduk.
00:16:52Serhat, Bu. Capek kan pasti, Mba Yanni?
00:16:54Boleh tolong itu koper ibu?
00:16:55Boleh, boleh.
00:16:56Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:56Iya, Pak.
00:16:57Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:16:59Biasanya ya, gak pake gula-gula.
00:17:00Iya, sebenarnya.
00:17:05Ibu kok tumben sendirian?
00:17:08Dimas mana?
00:17:09Tumben sendirian, Mas.
00:17:11Mau melawat.
00:17:18Kok tumben sendirian?
00:17:19Bu?
00:17:20Ibu?
00:17:22Ibu?
00:17:26Bu?
00:17:29Halo, Bu?
00:17:30Ibu dimana sih, Bu?
00:17:33Hmm, pesan.
00:17:34Ini aku baru sampe rumah, gak dorang.
00:17:36Sepedan doang, ntar sebentar.
00:17:42Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:43Apa ya?
00:17:44Apa ya?
00:17:45Eh, aku gak nyampe mau ambil teh.
00:17:48Iya, iya.
00:17:49Bentar ya.
00:17:50Iya.
00:17:52Bu?
00:17:53Ibu sepuh mau duduknya bikinin tempat apa?
00:17:55Bikinin teh ke mobilnya.
00:18:00Apa?
00:18:01Kamu ibu kurang-tama aku keluar pintu belakang sekarang juga.
00:18:04Ya, gak bisa dong.
00:18:05Itu ibunya Bapak ya?
00:18:06Iya, ibunya Bapak.
00:18:08Iya, ibunya Bapak.
00:18:09Kalau dia nanya kamu...
00:18:10Cantik ya!
00:18:11Gak kayak Bapak.
00:18:12Maksudnya?
00:18:13Ya, Bapak kan ganteng, Pak.
00:18:15Aku mau coba, Pak.
00:18:17Ya, kamu bikin aja kamu coba, Pak.
00:18:19Kenapa kamu gak ngomong sini ya?
00:18:20Jujur, Pak.
00:18:21Tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya, Bu?
00:18:23Iya, saya lagi sakit.
00:18:25Jadi setelan bayi dirumah terus.
00:18:27Kamu bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:28Waduh!
00:18:29Lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:33Saya takut loh, Bu.
00:18:36Kamu ngapain aku sama, Ma.
00:18:38Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:39Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:40Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:42Bener-bener tau ya.
00:18:44Bu!
00:18:45Coba aja ke mikirannya.
00:18:46Nih!
00:18:47Udah jadi tehnya, Bu.
00:18:48Gak terlalu manis karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:51Kalau bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis, Pak, ya.
00:18:54Iya, bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis.
00:18:56Saya sukanya mbak ditidurin.
00:19:06Ini gua tanya.
00:19:08Makasih, Bu.
00:19:13Beritanya dari tadi.
00:19:14Gak ada yang nyenakin.
00:19:16Yang virus.
00:19:18Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:21Tapi heran ya.
00:19:22Orang itu susah banget diatur.
00:19:25Disuruh di rumah.
00:19:26Eh, tetap ada beluta.
00:19:28Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:30Hah, bener-bener orang-orang ini.
00:19:33Maksud Tonton TV ya, Bu.
00:19:36Maksud Tonton TV ya, Bu.
00:19:37Maksud Tonton TV.
00:19:40Yuk.
00:19:41Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:43Berita tuh cuma sehari sekali.
00:19:45Ya itu di koran pagi.
00:19:48Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:51Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:54Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:56Tapi ya tuh gimana gak ibu stres.
00:19:59Hah?
00:20:00Hah?
00:20:05Bu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:10Mau ngomong apa sih?
00:20:11Hmm?
00:20:19Hah?
00:20:20Hmm.
00:20:38Kelas membantik kita bulan depan aku cancel aja ya.
00:20:41Situasinya masih gak konusif.
00:20:43Gak apa-apa.
00:20:45Iya, soalnya kan kita nunggu-nunggu banget kelas itu.
00:20:48Gak ada.
00:20:50Tak apa-apa.
00:20:51Kan kita juga harus mikirin kesehatan kita.
00:20:53Ya, Tok?
00:20:54Ya, Bapaknya.
00:20:55Gak apa-apa.
00:21:01Yaudah aku siapin kamar ibu dulu ya.
00:21:02Biar ibu bisa istirahat.
00:21:03Oke, boleh.
00:21:14Lu.
00:21:15Kok aku tinggal sebentar gak apa-apa ini?
00:21:18Aku bantuin aja dulu.
00:21:19Ibu seneng dia.
00:21:20Lihat kalian tuh sekarang.
00:21:23Gak akan usah.
00:21:27Ibu kapan dong dikasih cucu?
00:21:30Ibu kan udah pengen punya cucu.
00:21:32Lu Teora.
00:21:34Petangga ibu itu.
00:21:35Cucunya ada yang dua, ada yang lima.
00:21:37Ada yang tujuh malahan.
00:21:39Iya, tapi gak tujuh juga, Bu.
00:21:41Itu cucu apa ternak sih?
00:21:43Gak apa-apa.
00:21:44Satu juga ibu seneng kok.
00:21:46Yaudah lah.
00:21:48Kalau gitu...
00:21:50Langsung dulu ya.
00:21:52Ibu nyusulnya jangan cepat-cepat.
00:21:54Tunggu bode.
00:21:55Iya.
00:21:56Pasti.
00:21:57Abisin aja dulu.
00:21:58Iya.
00:21:59Kalau perlu, ngambil.
00:22:00Nah, gitu.
00:22:01Iya.
00:22:05Udah selesai.
00:22:06Iya.
00:22:07Ibu capek nih.
00:22:08Mau ngurusin buku.
00:22:10Iya.
00:22:11Emang ibu gak laper?
00:22:14Laper lah.
00:22:15Iya, pastikan.
00:22:16Belumlah.
00:22:17Yuk.
00:22:18Soto kamu.
00:22:20Ingat kan?
00:22:21Iya.
00:22:23Mau banget.
00:22:25Mau banget soto kamu.
00:22:26Khas.
00:22:28Emang, Mami.
00:22:30Kalau begitu langsung kita siapin soto ala chef.
00:22:33Ayo.
00:22:34Ya, sayang?
00:22:40Oke, ibu.
00:22:41Udah saya catat semua.
00:22:42Bahan-bahan soto ayam.
00:22:44Tapi ini ayamnya dadah semua, ibu.
00:22:48Ibu gak mau paham.
00:22:52Oke, siap, ibu.
00:22:54Eh, ibu.
00:22:55Tapi uangnya.
00:22:56Tuh.
00:22:57Udah habis.
00:22:58Habis?
00:22:59Habis?
00:23:00Tuh.
00:23:01Saya belum ke ATM lagi.
00:23:02Kamu gak ada cash rumah saya pincang.
00:23:03Gak cukup.
00:23:04Uang saya, bu.
00:23:05Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:14Masyap sana, kalau gak ibu makan apa aja yang ada di bukas?
00:23:17Tolongnya mana?
00:23:19Belum.
00:23:22Berapa?
00:23:23Beratur.
00:23:24Yuk.
00:23:25Yuk.
00:23:26Yuk.
00:23:31Yuk.
00:23:33Kes, belanja lagi.
00:23:36Soto ayam, ikuti perjalananku.
00:23:39Ayu.
00:23:40Ayu.
00:23:41Bersi.
00:23:42Yuk.
00:23:43Yuk.
00:23:44Yuk.
00:23:45Yuk.
00:23:47Yuk kuras ini bukan kebetulan iuh.
00:23:48Yuk,
00:23:50cuman kamu pikir deh, pas kamu mau pergi ibu, tiba-tiba dateng.
00:23:51Mau inep disini selama lockdown.
00:23:53Lockdown itu bukan dua-tiga hari.
00:23:54Yuk.
00:23:55It's a week or a month or a month.
00:23:59I think it's a sign of God if we can't be clear.
00:24:04God?
00:24:05It's a sign of God?
00:24:08I don't know.
00:24:09I don't know about God.
00:24:12I don't know about God.
00:24:21Sayang.
00:24:22I don't know about God.
00:24:29Dudur di situ.
00:24:31Yuk, please, Dad.
00:24:39Tiga hari.
00:24:41Aku kasih waktu tiga hari.
00:24:43Setelah itu kamu pulangin ibu.
00:24:45Aku pergi.
00:24:52Bu!
00:24:57Gak bisa ke pasar, Bu.
00:24:59Gak boleh keluar rumah.
00:25:01Itu ada orang kelurahan nider.
00:25:03Pak, rumah kita kayaknya mau disegel loh, Pak.
00:25:06Tuh, tuh, disegel!
00:25:08Pak!
00:25:09Pak sebentar, Pak.
00:25:10Ada apa ya, Pak?
00:25:11Kok disegel, Pak?
00:25:12Ini instruksi dari Gubernur, Pak.
00:25:14Ya.
00:25:15Jadi setiap rumah dikarantina sendiri-sendiri.
00:25:17Tapi ini berapa lama kayak gininya?
00:25:19Waduh, gak tau juga ya, Bu.
00:25:20Berdoa sajalah.
00:25:21Semoga tidak terlalu lama.
00:25:23Mari, Pak, Bu.
00:25:25Pak?
00:25:27Aduh, Mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:29Bu?
00:25:30Pak?
00:25:32Oh, saya punya ide.
00:25:33Gimana kalau pacar saya, Mas Bambang, kita suruh pindah kesini aja?
00:25:38Kan dia sendirian dikos.
00:25:39Kasian, Pak.
00:25:41Terus, Bu, nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita mintain tolong.
00:25:45Terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:25:48Gimana, Bu?
00:25:49Menurutmu?
00:25:50Ya, menurut saya, Bu, Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:25:55Ya.
00:26:16Le, Ayu mana?
00:26:18Ya.
00:26:19Apa?
00:26:20Ayu.
00:26:21Ayu?
00:26:22Hmm.
00:26:24It's probably in the room.
00:26:26Yeah, I'm going to find Ayu first.
00:26:31Why are you talking to me?
00:26:33Huh?
00:26:35This is the job.
00:26:40Mas, I haven't met you in a month.
00:26:42I'm not strong enough.
00:26:47Let me, let me.
00:26:49It's true, Mas. I don't want to be here alone.
00:26:51I want to be with Mas Bambang.
00:26:55I want to leave.
00:26:58Huh?
00:26:59What?
00:27:00What?
00:27:01What?
00:27:02What?
00:27:03What?
00:27:06Mas Bambang!
00:27:19Mah..
00:27:29What?
00:27:31Ya lagi cari tempatuspiz dulu.
00:27:37Ini durch boy bikin pusing tau nggak? Ibu aku tiba-tiba datang.
00:27:41I don't want to come here. I'm alone. I'm afraid I'm alone.
00:27:46You're here now, please. Please.
00:27:49Yeah, you can't. Just like you alone, it's safe.
00:27:53You're alone. But I'm alone.
00:27:56But I'm alone.
00:27:58If I'm alone, then people in my apartment,
00:28:04I'm going to be zombie.
00:28:07The virus is flu.
00:28:11It's not zombie.
00:28:13So if you're in quarantine, it's not what I'm alone.
00:28:16But I'm still afraid.
00:28:21Please, please.
00:28:24Okay.
00:28:27If you're calm, what do you mean?
00:28:29What do you mean?
00:28:31I don't want to go to the house.
00:28:33Oh, yeah.
00:28:34Mendingan sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu.
00:28:38Abis itu kamu ngedance.
00:28:40Kayak kemarin itu loh.
00:28:41Eh enggak enggak enggak enggak.
00:28:43Jangan gila.
00:28:44Aduh sayang nyalain video callnya.
00:28:48Cuma dengan cara ini doang.
00:28:50Aku bisa tenang.
00:28:51Ayo.
00:28:52Makanya kamu ngedance sekarang.
00:28:54Oke?
00:28:55Oke.
00:28:56Sekarang banget nih.
00:28:58Ya.
00:28:59Oke.
00:29:00Eh.
00:29:01Adada aja.
00:29:02Yes.
00:29:03Oke.
00:29:04Uuh.
00:29:05Ada-ada aja ya.
00:29:07Yes.
00:29:08Oke.
00:29:09Buka, buka, buka, buka.
00:29:10Ada-ada aja.
00:29:12Buka.
00:29:13Hey, go, will you remember my name?
00:29:16I'm a stranger to your love game
00:29:18I'm trying to steal your love away
00:29:21Buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka
00:29:26No need to have it at your own pace
00:29:29I'm okay if you wanna stay
00:29:32If you wanna stay
00:29:35Hey, Mas, kamu gak kerja ya?
00:29:45Masukkan benang cepet, lockdown
00:29:47Aku langsung naik konjek kesini, aku...
00:29:50Tapi kok lagi aduh? Mas Akin, tapi kok naikkan sih?
00:29:54Cinta nih, cinta
00:29:57Tanpa pengorbanan bukanlah cinta namanya
00:30:02Hahaha
00:30:04Kinda romantic
00:30:06We have a fancy little picnic
00:30:09I wanna see you when I wake up
00:30:12Cause we can fight and then we make up
00:30:15Yes, kamu sweet banget
00:30:18Pasti mau minta jatuh
00:30:20Oh iya dong, kan balance
00:30:23Rohani
00:30:24Just money
00:30:26Eh, Lungking
00:30:28Masuk, masuk, masuk
00:30:30Iya bu, iya bu
00:30:32Iya bu
00:30:34Mbak Eni kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:36Ngomong sendiri bu
00:30:37Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown bu
00:30:40Sebentar ya bu
00:30:41Guys, lockdown
00:30:43Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya
00:30:46Ibu
00:30:48Ya, udah
00:30:50Ini ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto
00:30:52Kamu tolong masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya
00:30:54Kasian dia leper
00:30:55Iya bu
00:30:56Nanti Ani lihat ya
00:30:57Di kulkas ada ambaja
00:30:59Ya
00:31:01Sekarang maksud saya
00:31:03Iya bu
00:31:04Iya bu
00:31:05Tenang bu
00:31:06Kan kalo masak tuh memerlukan inspiration
00:31:09Masak itu tidak mudah bu
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan
00:31:13Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti
00:31:16Wah sebon
00:31:18Gitu bu, enak
00:31:19Ya udah tapi jangan lama-lama
00:31:21Orangnya lapar, kesian
00:31:22Iya bu
00:31:23Ya
00:31:32Kamu diresek
00:31:33Dan tinggalin selang dalem sembarangan
00:31:35Sekarang suruh begini lagi
00:31:37Hah?
00:31:40Selang dalem?
00:31:44Selang dalem apa sih?
00:31:45Selang dalem kamu ketinggalan di mobil aku
00:31:47Ayo pake mobil aku
00:31:49Ayo pake mobil aku
00:31:50Dan dia nemuin
00:31:51Sekarang berantem
00:31:53Hah?
00:31:54Masa sih aku gak pernah lo ninggalin selang dalem
00:31:58Ada orang ada namanya ini
00:32:00Mana pernah aku namain selang dalem aku
00:32:03Enen kamu tau
00:32:04Aku jarang pake celana dalem
00:32:06Ini hanya tuh
00:32:08Itu bukan tulisan aku
00:32:10Broto
00:32:11Ayo kamu ngaku sama aku
00:32:13Itu celana dalem siapa?
00:32:15Kamu selingkuh lagi
00:32:17Broto
00:32:21Janteng
00:32:22Iya bu
00:32:23Terima kasih ya
00:32:24Ya
00:32:25Ngapain sih kamu?
00:32:27Mandi bu
00:32:28Oh
00:32:29Eh
00:32:32Ibu tuh kepikiran loh
00:32:35Kamu pernah gak tuh pereksain terus?
00:32:37Pernah
00:32:38Kamu ngomongin ginian sih
00:32:39Kan ibu kepengen punya cucu
00:32:42Gimana tuh kalo pelurnya kosong?
00:32:44Eh kamu mau tembak tuh apa?
00:32:46Ada pelurnya ada
00:32:49Ada ada ada
00:32:50Udah
00:32:51Udah berosong mau mandi
00:32:52Iya
00:32:55Tapi cek ya
00:32:56Iya
00:32:57Bener ya?
00:32:58Iya ibu
00:33:04Pokoknya jangan sampe ibu tau
00:33:06Makanya jangan berisik nih mas kita
00:33:12Kamu ngapain sih?
00:33:15Ngapakan?
00:33:20Aduh
00:33:21Let's go baby
00:33:22Gak bisa
00:33:23Ibu nyuruh aku itu masak
00:33:25Buat ibu sepuh
00:33:26Gak bisa gak bisa
00:33:27Kamu ngajakin gak mau ngapain lagi
00:33:28Si ayo
00:33:29Ini udah gini loh
00:33:30Iya tapi
00:33:31Aduh
00:33:32Aku ngulek disana
00:33:33Apa ngulek disini ya?
00:33:34Disini ya
00:33:35Tapi gak bisa nanti dicariin ibu
00:33:36Kamu salah sendiri sih
00:33:37Belum dia apa-apain
00:33:38Mbak Kaceng
00:33:39Hah
00:33:40Udah pokoknya jangan bersuara
00:33:41Diam disini
00:33:42Ya
00:33:43Aku gimana ini?
00:33:44Setira di tempat
00:33:45Tunggu aku datang
00:33:46Saya akan berada
00:33:47Kalau makan aku
00:33:48Aku sentil
00:33:49Ya
00:33:50Tuh
00:33:51Tuh
00:33:52Tuh
00:33:53Tuh
00:33:54Tuh
00:33:55Tuh
00:33:57Tuh
00:34:01Oh, my God.
00:34:06Oh, my God.
00:34:26Many.
00:34:28Why are you looking at me from there?
00:34:29What's that?
00:34:30Nah, Bu.
00:34:31Tadi Yanni ngelewat sini.
00:34:33Ibu asik banget main HP.
00:34:35Sampai gak ngeliat Yanni.
00:34:36Serius amat, Bu.
00:34:44Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:49Mau ke belakang?
00:34:50Sinyala lebih bagus di belakang.
00:34:51Kalau di sini...
00:34:53Saya mau balesin chat kesnya mana?
00:34:57Eh, Bu.
00:34:58Tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Yanni.
00:35:01Itu sinyalnya dead.
00:35:04Ambiar, Bu.
00:35:05Aduh, marah.
00:35:07Cuma.
00:35:08Iya, iya.
00:35:12Mbak Yanni.
00:35:14Nanti kalau misalnya ibu tanya saya di mana,
00:35:15kamu bilang aja gak tau ya.
00:35:17Oh, gitu ya.
00:35:18Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:19Ya, Bu.
00:35:20Ya, Bu.
00:35:26Jadi itu punya siapa?
00:35:27Kamu tuh sama perempuan mala lagi sih.
00:35:29Kalau aku pulang dari rumah.
00:35:31Itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:33Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain.
00:35:35Bapaknya tuh pada siapa?
00:35:38Nah itu.
00:35:40Yan.
00:35:41Telur, dede.
00:35:42Telur.
00:35:43Eh, ibu.
00:35:44Bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:45Ini dantungan deh, Bu.
00:35:46Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:47Nah, ini ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:35:48Ya, ini, Bu.
00:35:49Yang cepet ya telur.
00:35:50Kambing?
00:35:51Ayam lah, Bu.
00:35:52Kalau kambing kan terpedo, Bu.
00:35:53Telurnya.
00:35:54Daging kambing.
00:35:55Gak ada, Bu.
00:35:56Aduh, itu loh.
00:35:57Buat beroto.
00:35:58Biar macos kalau em-em-em.
00:35:59Am-em.
00:36:00Am-em.
00:36:01Am-em.
00:36:02Am-em.
00:36:03Am-em.
00:36:04Am-em.
00:36:05Am-em.
00:36:06Am-em.
00:36:07Am-em.
00:36:08Am-em.
00:36:09Am-em.
00:36:10Am-em.
00:36:11Am-em.
00:36:12Am-em.
00:36:13Am-em.
00:36:15Am-em.
00:36:16Am-em.
00:36:17คร А.
00:36:18Uyeh, gue kali.
00:36:19Apa sih itu, Uyeh?
00:36:20Uyeh, Uyeh tuh enak-enak gitu loh, Bu.
00:36:23Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:25Kamu tuh kalau belanja, Yan.
00:36:27Ya, Bu.
00:36:28Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:31Kambing dan toge.
00:36:32Yup.
00:36:33Terus kalau buat buaya kecu sama yogurt.
00:36:36Ok.
00:36:37Ya.
00:36:38Misalnya, ibu crashed pun kucu.
00:36:41Wahlah?
00:36:41Untuk itu.
00:36:41Yanning paham, Bu kalau itu, Bu.
00:36:44Mendingan Yanning kenalin aja sama teman-teman yang.
00:36:46I can't eat people in the camp, so I can't eat people.
00:36:49What do you do?
00:36:50Just like a long time, like a hot water.
00:36:53But it's also hot water.
00:36:55Ah, I can't eat.
00:36:57You're gonna eat it, I'm eating it.
00:37:01Yes, I'm eating it.
00:37:02If you eat it, I'm eating it.
00:37:05Yes, I'm eating it.
00:37:07Yes, I'm eating it.
00:37:09Thanks, I'm eating it.
00:37:10Yes, I'm eating it.
00:37:12Oh, let's eat it.
00:37:15Dari tadi sih, Yanni belum lihat Ibu Ayu di mana, Bu?
00:37:22OK.
00:37:24OK.
00:37:26OK.
00:37:28OK.
00:37:30OK.
00:37:32OK.
00:37:34OK.
00:37:36OK.
00:37:38OK.
00:37:40OK.
00:37:42OK.
00:37:44OK.
00:37:46OK.
00:37:48OK.
00:37:50OK.
00:38:02OK.
00:38:04OK.
00:38:05Ah go go!
00:38:17Oh no, I see ya!
00:38:19Coo!
00:38:21Kamer ganti!
00:38:27Cakeet!
00:38:29Omelette!
00:38:31Eh, Ibu Ayu!
00:38:33Bu Sepuh!
00:38:35Eh, ini omelette spesial untuk Bu Sepuh!
00:38:39Enak pasti!
00:38:41Makasih ya!
00:38:43Sama-sama Bu!
00:38:45Ya nisiapin dulu di meja makan ya!
00:38:47Mari Bu, yuk!
00:38:49Hai!
00:38:51Handsome!
00:38:53Handsome, Anbak!
00:38:55Yuk, aku ready nih!
00:38:57Emang agak-agak bawang sedikit sih,
00:39:01Tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan?
00:39:03Come on!
00:39:05Come to mama!
00:39:07Enggak!
00:39:08Enggak pengen!
00:39:09Hah?
00:39:11Kok gitu sih?
00:39:13Baru ditinggal sebentar!
00:39:15Ayolah mas nih!
00:39:17Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih!
00:39:19Acem-acem engkau udah!
00:39:21Bosku WA barusan!
00:39:23Aduh, terus?
00:39:25Katanya!
00:39:27Yaudah!
00:39:28Kamu pulang kampung aja!
00:39:29Isolasi sendiri!
00:39:31Nanti saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya!
00:39:34Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:37Dipecat ini mah!
00:39:39Hah!
00:39:40Serius mas?
00:39:42Kamu sih!
00:39:44Aduh, ngapain?
00:39:45Tadi aku dibawa masuk kesini!
00:39:47Aku tuh cuma mau main!
00:39:48Udah dibawa masuk kesini!
00:39:49Gak diapa-apain lagi!
00:39:51Hmm...
00:39:53Maaf dong mas!
00:39:56Hmm...
00:39:57Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:59Oh iya ngaku nih!
00:40:00Gak ada kerjaan!
00:40:01Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:04Aku pijet apa gitu deh!
00:40:06Supaya kamu enakkan ya!
00:40:08Krokin deh, krokin, krokin!
00:40:10Ayo!
00:40:11Yuk!
00:40:12Sini!
00:40:13Ugar bahan sama!
00:40:14Huh!
00:40:15Uh!
00:40:16Uh!
00:40:17Uh!
00:40:18Lama lo aku gak liat badan kamu yang bodi banget ini!
00:40:22Hmm...
00:40:23Hmm...
00:40:24Mesti!
00:40:25Pasti ya!
00:40:27Hmm...
00:40:28Tapi abis krokin hmm...
00:40:29Hmm...
00:40:30Ya!
00:40:31Hmm...
00:40:33Mas!
00:40:34Ya!
00:40:35Gimana kalau kamu tinggal disini aja?
00:40:38Ya!
00:40:39Ya!
00:40:40Enggara!
00:40:41Nanti kalau bos kamu tau dipolisiin loh kita!
00:40:44Alah!
00:40:45Cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja mas!
00:40:48Ya!
00:40:49Aman deh!
00:40:50Aman!
00:40:52Terus?
00:40:53Mandinya?
00:40:54Kalau mau berat gimana?
00:40:55Kalau mau pipis?
00:40:56Hmm...
00:40:57Kalau mandi gampang mas!
00:40:59Nanti mandinya malem-malem aja!
00:41:01Pas mau orang udah tidur!
00:41:03Kalau pas lagi gak ada orang!
00:41:05Jadi aman!
00:41:06Ya!
00:41:07Bajunya gimana?
00:41:08Aku yang mau baju!
00:41:09Baju bapak banyak!
00:41:10Tenang!
00:41:11Nenek!
00:41:12Nenek!
00:41:13Nenek!
00:41:14Nenek!
00:41:15Nenek!
00:41:16Nenek!
00:41:17Nenek!
00:41:18En!
00:41:31Iya!
00:41:32Nenek!
00:41:33Eh...
00:41:34Nenek!
00:41:35Nenek!
00:41:36Nah
00:41:39Nenek!
00:41:40Nenek!
00:42:43Selamat pagi.
00:42:45Hei Ibu.
00:42:47Ibu bawain sarapan buat kalian.
00:42:49Aduh.
00:42:51Terima kasih Ibu.
00:42:53Terima kasih Ibu.
00:42:55Ini teh ginseng.
00:42:57Ini ada rumuan rumpahnya loh.
00:42:59Itu buat kejantangan kamu.
00:43:03Kalau ini Ayu, ini yogurt.
00:43:05Itu bisa nampak kesuburan.
00:43:07Kalau rotinya, terus buat kamu.
00:43:11Makasih ya.
00:43:13Terima kasih Ibu.
00:43:15Posisi kalian setelah bercinta.
00:43:17Aduh.
00:43:19Nggak usah.
00:43:21Ini serius loh.
00:43:27Kalian perhatiin ya.
00:43:29Ini tuh penting.
00:43:31Ya.
00:43:33Ini bukan porno.
00:43:35Ini ilmu tau.
00:43:37Kamu, ya.
00:43:39Kamu tuh Ayu harus di bawah.
00:43:41Nah, rotonya yang di atas.
00:43:43Gitu loh.
00:43:45Hah?
00:43:47Udah.
00:43:48Gue contohin ya.
00:43:49Eh, eh.
00:43:51Jangan, jangan.
00:43:53Udah, sebentar.
00:43:55Biar ngerti.
00:44:01Nih ya.
00:44:03Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:05Supaya,
00:44:07semuanya tuh bisa berenang
00:44:09untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:1115 menit lah.
00:44:13Dah.
00:44:15Bisa nggak?
00:44:17Bisa.
00:44:19Ayu ayah.
00:44:21Itu tadi Ibu ajarin.
00:44:23Coba kamu dipraktekin yuk.
00:44:25Hmm.
00:44:27Hmm.
00:44:29Hmm.
00:44:31Hmm.
00:44:33Hmm.
00:44:35Hahaha.
00:44:37Toto.
00:44:38Kamu tuh.
00:44:39Jangan diem aja.
00:44:41Sini sini.
00:44:42Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:44:44Nih, deket terakhirnya.
00:44:46Ini?
00:44:48Ya.
00:44:49Soalnya gini.
00:44:51Kehangatan tangan kamu itu,
00:44:53itu menstimulasi si dedek-dedek itu bisa menang cepat.
00:44:57Gitu loh.
00:44:59Ah.
00:45:00Terus,
00:45:01kemacak ngobrol.
00:45:05Macak ngobrol.
00:45:07Gini?
00:45:08Eh.
00:45:09Iya.
00:45:10Dede.
00:45:11Eh.
00:45:12Halo.
00:45:13Berenang, berenang.
00:45:14Iya, iya, iya.
00:45:15Nyelam, nyelam.
00:45:16Abis itu kamu doa, ya.
00:45:18Nanti deh.
00:45:19Ibu WA-in kamu ya, doanya.
00:45:21Ya.
00:45:22Aku tahu dari mana sih kayak beginian?
00:45:23Udah lah, kerjain aja.
00:45:25Ya.
00:45:26Iya, iya.
00:45:27Hmm.
00:45:28Yoh.
00:45:29Ya.
00:45:30Ya.
00:45:31Ya.
00:45:32Udah.
00:45:33Ya udah.
00:45:34Ya udah.
00:45:35Ya udah.
00:45:36Ya diperantekin dulu sekarang.
00:45:37Masa ibu nonton di sini.
00:45:38Tuh.
00:45:39Masa sekarang?
00:45:40Iya.
00:45:41Makanya ibu keluar dulu dong.
00:45:42Tuh.
00:45:43Tuh.
00:45:44Tuh.
00:45:45Tuh.
00:45:46Yawis.
00:45:47Ya.
00:45:48Pokoknya ibu cepat-cepat cucu ya dari kalian ya.
00:45:49Ya.
00:45:50Ya.
00:45:51Allah.
00:45:52Tuh.
00:45:53Tuh.
00:45:54Tuh.
00:45:55Tuh.
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00:46:27Tuh.
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00:46:32Tuh.
00:46:33Tuh.
00:46:34Tuh.
00:46:35Tuh.
00:46:36Tuh.
00:46:37Tuh.
00:46:38Tuh.
00:46:39The day of the day, I'm outside.
00:46:44You know, I have a phone call.
00:46:48You have to call me.
00:46:50I have to call.
00:46:52I have to call you.
00:46:54I have to call you.
00:46:56I have to call you at the book.
00:46:58When?
00:47:00I need to call you, I have to call you.
00:47:04But you're also a little better.
00:47:06I'll check my money.
00:47:08I'll check my money.
00:47:10I need help.
00:47:12I need help.
00:47:14Okay, so...
00:47:16Can you check my phone?
00:47:18I need help.
00:47:20I need help.
00:47:22What's your money?
00:47:24Who else?
00:47:26If you come back, you're going to help me.
00:47:28I believe you.
00:47:30What?
00:47:32I need help.
00:47:34I'll check my phone.
00:47:36I'll check my phone.
00:47:38Okay.
00:47:40Yo!
00:48:04Yo!
00:48:08Come on, come on!
00:48:17What do you want?
00:48:19What do you want?
00:48:21I just...
00:48:24What do you want?
00:48:33What do you want?
00:48:35Oh, that's right.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:38That's right.
00:48:39That's right.
00:48:41What do you want?
00:48:44What do you want?
00:48:46Interactive.
00:48:52Ton,
00:48:53do you have a phone number?
00:48:55Yes, there.
00:48:59What's the phone number?
00:49:01Do you have a phone number?
00:49:03You're left by.
00:49:05Buy their phone number.
00:49:06You're right.
00:49:07So, you want an phone number?
00:49:09Yes?
00:49:11Why are you sorry?
00:49:13Why are you afraid?
00:49:14No,
00:49:15I'm sorry.
00:49:17I'm a fool.
00:49:20I'm sorry.
00:49:21I mean that you have a phone number.
00:49:23We don't have any questions, but you yourself, so we can tell you that I'm wrong.
00:49:30But how are you in here?
00:49:32No.
00:49:33If you're certain, what's the point?
00:49:35What's the point?
00:49:36What's the point?
00:49:37No, no.
00:49:38There's a number that's going to be in here.
00:49:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:49:51You hear me?
00:49:53What?
00:49:55What?
00:49:57What?
00:49:58What's the point?
00:49:59What is your name?
00:50:00Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:50:01You ask me about one number that's a number that's been helpful for me.
00:50:05The number is your name.
00:50:07I'm sorry, if I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:50:09I'm sorry.
00:50:10You're sorry.
00:50:11You're sorry.
00:50:13You're sorry.
00:50:19You're sorry.
00:50:21You're sorry, we're sorry.
00:50:23I'm sorry.
00:50:24Well, I have to forgive you.
00:50:28You're sorry.
00:50:31Ma, sayangku.
00:50:33Ma, gilu, ma, gilu.
00:50:36I'm sorry.
00:50:38Mantap.
00:50:40And you, Toge.
00:50:43Kok ini?
00:50:44Why is he he joe ya?
00:50:45Why are you...
00:50:46Let's get to eat, Chat.
00:50:48Oh
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01:04:28Assalamualaikum
01:04:30Hai Dimas
01:04:32Hai Bu
01:04:34Ada apa sih Bu?
01:04:38Kok kayaknya genting banget?
01:04:40Udah nanti, masuk aja dulu
01:04:44Hai Mbak Yu
01:04:50Hai Mas
01:04:52Mas Mbak
01:04:54Gawat
01:04:56Gawat
01:04:58Gawat
01:05:00Gawat
01:05:01Gawat
01:05:02Gawat
01:05:03Kamu kemana sih lo bang?
01:05:04Aduh Mas
01:05:05Itu adiknya bapak udah dateng loh
01:05:07Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:09Belum
01:05:11Eh
01:05:13Tadi
01:05:14Tugun Tua masuk sini
01:05:16Terus gimana?
01:05:17Ya aku mumpet pake ini
01:05:19Aduh
01:05:20Katanya
01:05:22Kamu
01:05:23Bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi
01:05:26Aduh
01:05:27Ya itu Mas
01:05:29Gimana dong
01:05:30Aduh
01:05:32Kalo
01:05:33Bapak sama ibu fix cerai
01:05:35Aku nganggur Mas
01:05:37Berdua dong nganggur kita
01:05:41Wah
01:05:42Apa itu Yan?
01:05:43Ini loh Mas
01:05:44Tabungan aku
01:05:45Aku nyalenginnya disini
01:05:46Eyalah
01:05:47Duit ini?
01:05:48Iya
01:05:49Iya
01:05:50Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada ibu secara langsung
01:05:52Beratau
01:05:53Beratau
01:05:54Beratau
01:05:55Beratau
01:05:56Beratau
01:05:57Beratau
01:05:58Beratau
01:05:59Beratau
01:06:00Banyak banget
01:06:01Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada ibu secara langsung
01:06:03Beratau
01:06:05Beratau
01:06:07Beratau
01:06:08Beratau
01:06:09Beratau
01:06:10Beratau
01:06:11Beratau
01:06:12Beratau
01:06:13Beratau
01:06:14Beratau
01:06:15Beratau
01:06:17Beratau
01:06:18Beratau
01:06:19Beratau
01:06:20I can't explain it, Ibu.
01:06:34Bro, it's like that.
01:06:36There's a lot of talk in the beginning.
01:06:38No, this is the problem.
01:06:42From the beginning, you don't have to listen.
01:06:44You have to listen.
01:06:46You have to listen.
01:06:47You have to dominate.
01:06:48Dominant?
01:06:49Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:51Oke.
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan.
01:06:55Kenapa?
01:06:57Karena kamu pelimpan.
01:06:59Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat.
01:07:01Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga.
01:07:03Eh, enggak eh.
01:07:04Itu bukan pelimpan.
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan,
01:07:07itu butuh waktu biar keputusannya gak talah.
01:07:09Hahaha, alasan.
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan.
01:07:15Ibu, sekarang nih.
01:07:17Dia lagi nyeles.
01:07:18Dari masalah intinya.
01:07:19Yaitu kamu suka main perempuan.
01:07:21Titik.
01:07:22Gue bebas ngomong-ngomong aja.
01:07:23Bodoh banget.
01:07:24Yang jelasannya gak bikin gue kayak gini.
01:07:25Getah dong.
01:07:26Ke sampah.
01:07:27Dikain aja.
01:07:28Oh iya emang?
01:07:29Udah gue rencana itu aja.
01:07:31Rencana?
01:07:32Bro tau dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi.
01:07:36Eh, lo diem ya.
01:07:37Eh, lo diem ya.
01:07:38Munafik ya.
01:07:39Lo pikir dengan lo tidur dengan adek gue.
01:07:41Lo lebih suci dari gue.
01:07:42Iya.
01:07:43Mas, mas nurut.
01:07:44Eh, anjing nyemuh gak lu.
01:07:46Dimas.
01:07:47Biar aku ajain jelasin.
01:07:49Disaat aku tau bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya, aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita.
01:08:07Dan ternyata, Dimas orangnya.
01:08:13Dari semenjak saat itu, aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan.
01:08:21Routine ngobrol, teleponan.
01:08:26Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku, aku juga lakuin.
01:08:30Tapi sama adek kamu.
01:08:32Lihat kamu.
01:08:34Emang dua-duanya bangsa?
01:08:35Mas, mas bentar lo harus dengerin dulu.
01:08:36Dimas.
01:08:37Nanti juga kamu dapat giliran.
01:08:38Udah, yuk lanjutin.
01:08:39Jadi, aku sama Dimas sudah ada rencana untuk menikah setelah aku cerai dari broto.
01:08:57Tapi ibu tenang aja, aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu.
01:09:05Cuma bedanya, kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik.
01:09:11Ya?
01:09:12Ya enggak lah, enggak, enggak, enggak, enggak.
01:09:18Udah yang diem.
01:09:20Ibu udah denger semuanya kan?
01:09:22Udah jelas ini udah clear.
01:09:24Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya.
01:09:30Dan lo, lo beresin semua barang-barang lo dan lo pergi dari sini.
01:09:35Gak perlu disuruh, udah aku siapin dari kemarin.
01:09:42Bagus.
01:09:43Bu, bu, bu, ini semua itu bohong, bu.
01:09:45Ini gak bener kayak begini.
01:09:46Mas, sumpah demi Allah, gue gak pernah ada hubungan apa-apa sama ibu, mas.
01:09:49Lo denger?
01:09:51Bobo tuan tuh.
01:09:53Sama, lo lepas dari gue dapetnya dia.
01:09:55Tukang les.
01:09:57Makan.
01:09:58Yani, kesini ya.
01:10:00Siap, bu.
01:10:01Aku dipamil sama ibu sepuh.
01:10:06Doain aku ya, mas.
01:10:10Ya.
01:10:11Semangat, sayang.
01:10:12Kamu pasti bisa.
01:10:15Eh, mas.
01:10:17Tapi, kalo ini semua selesai, mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk.
01:10:24Kita nikah aja.
01:10:25Biarin pake uang aku aja.
01:10:27Aku rela.
01:10:28Ya.
01:10:29Kalo itu aku mau.
01:10:30Tapi ada syaratnya.
01:10:32Apa?
01:10:33Apa?
01:10:34Jangan pernah hianati aku.
01:10:37Ya.
01:10:38Ya, nih.
01:10:40Ya, nih.
01:10:41Masih meragukan cintaku saja.
01:10:46Kalo urusan janji setia.
01:10:49Akan aku pegang teguh.
01:10:52Sampai akhir hayatku nanti.
01:10:55Seperti kata Glenn Bradley.
01:10:59Tak pernah setengah hati.
01:11:03Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya, mas.
01:11:05Udah ganti, Tom.
01:11:07Pokoknya doain aku ya.
01:11:09Janji ya.
01:11:10Ya, ya, ya.
01:11:11Mas Bambang.
01:11:23Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP.
01:11:27Tapi pake senyum-senyum.
01:11:29Ya, terus.
01:11:31Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum.
01:11:33Oh ya, jelas dong.
01:11:35Ini handphone.
01:11:37Sengaja saya tinggalin disini waktu Bu Ayu telepon.
01:11:40Ibu.
01:11:42Ini buah kesukaan Ibu.
01:11:45Ya, ya.
01:11:46Eh, Bu.
01:11:48Ya udah, Yanji kebelakangan lagi Ibu.
01:11:50Ibu makan dong.
01:11:51Dari kemarin gak pernah makan Ibu.
01:11:52Nanti Yanji lagi yang makan.
01:11:54Ya, Bu.
01:11:55Ya, Mas.
01:11:56Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor.
01:11:58Nih buktinya.
01:12:01Aku tunggu kasih tau.
01:12:03Terus, sejak saat itu.
01:12:06Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngapain gitu.
01:12:09Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah.
01:12:12Bu, Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini, Bu.
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya.
01:12:15Lo masih ngeles aja.
01:12:16Iya.
01:12:17Buktinya tuh.
01:12:21Bu, Mas.
01:12:23Sumpah Mas.
01:12:24Dulu emang Mba Ayu tuh suka nelfonin aku.
01:12:26Suka nge-chat aku.
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat.
01:12:29Katanya Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu.
01:12:31Selingkul lah sama cewek siapa gak ngerti.
01:12:35Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak.
01:12:37Mba Ayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa.
01:12:40Sorry ya.
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku.
01:12:43Ada rasa sayang sama aku.
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi.
01:12:48Udah stop.
01:12:49Aku cut sampe disitu, Bu.
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mba Ayu.
01:12:54Mba Ayu nge-chat.
01:12:55Aku juga gak pernah bales.
01:12:56Mas.
01:12:57Nih, Mas.
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya.
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri.
01:13:02Dimas, kamu ngapain sih Dimas?
01:13:03Mba, aku tuh sayang sama Mba.
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya.
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya, Mba.
01:13:10Ini angchat bagian lalu hapus.
01:13:12Aduh, capek.
01:13:13Tuduh mulusnya.
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama nge-check aja deh handphonenya Mba Ayu.
01:13:16Oke?
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus, di handphone Mba Ayu pasti masih ada.
01:13:20Gitu aja.
01:13:23Ayu.
01:13:24Boleh beli liat handphone kamu?
01:13:29Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih, Bu?
01:13:31Aku...
01:13:32Ini yang salah brota gua.
01:13:33Aku cuma disakitin.
01:13:34Aku yang selingkuh dia.
01:13:36Ya.
01:13:37Ibu, ini aku Ayu.
01:13:38Anak perukun ibunya, ibu sayang.
01:13:40Ibu kan kayak gini.
01:13:42Ibu, ibu.
01:13:43Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu.
01:13:47Ini bukan anak ibu sayang sama kamu.
01:13:51Makanya...
01:13:52Ibu mau biar ini jelas.
01:13:54Ibu, ibu.
01:14:22Hai.
01:14:24Aku cuma si vengisi.
01:14:25Ibu.
01:14:26Tidak.
01:14:27-
01:14:54Hi, Zayang.
01:15:24Kamu yang sabar ya, Zayang.
01:15:39Abis ini udah gak akan ada lagi yang bisa sayang kita.
01:15:54Ini gak bener.
01:16:03Harusnya bukan aku yang disalahin, harusnya berotong.
01:16:07Dimas, kamu kenapa ngomongin gitu ke depan mereka?
01:16:12Tadi gak ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:14Kamu tuh gak tau apa yang kamu omongin.
01:16:16Mbak Ayu.
01:16:17Kamu inget semua masa depan yang udah kita rencanakan buat kita.
01:16:20Mbak Ayu.
01:16:22Kalo Mbak Ayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak.
01:16:26Ya?
01:16:28Aku gak butuh bantuan!
01:16:32Kamu...
01:16:34Kamu sama aja Kika kamu ya?
01:16:37Kais...
01:16:38Aku gak butuh ini semua!
01:16:48Mas Broto...
01:16:51Hah?
01:16:52Ibu...
01:16:53Ibu...
01:16:54Ibu...
01:16:55Ibu...
01:16:56Ibu liat Mas Broto.
01:16:57Ibu...
01:16:58Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:03Mas Broto...
01:17:06Positif hamil.
01:17:09Bu...
01:17:11Positif hamil, Bu.
01:17:13Ibu...
01:17:14Ibu...
01:17:19Ibu...
01:17:23Ibu...
01:17:24Ibu...
01:17:26Ibu...
01:17:27I was alone.
01:17:48I haven't met me at all.
01:17:55I'm going to relax.
01:18:00I'm going to relax.
01:18:01I'm going to relax.
01:18:03Ha?
01:18:05Ha?
01:18:07Ha?
01:18:09Ha?
01:18:11Ha?
01:18:11Ha?
01:18:12Ha?
01:18:12Ha?
01:18:13Ya?
01:18:15Ha?
01:18:23Aku selalu percaya,
01:18:27semua terjadi,
01:18:30dengan tujuan.
01:18:33You and me are not true, you and me are one, you and me are one, you and me are one, I love you, Proto.
01:19:03Dulu, sekarang, dan selamanya.
01:19:33Mas Bama, masa sedi...
01:19:45Mas? Mas? Mas?
01:19:53No! Mama?
01:19:57Mas?
01:19:59Mas?
01:20:01Mas?
01:20:03Mas?
01:20:05Mas?
01:20:07Mas?
01:20:09Mas?
01:20:11Mas?
01:20:13Mas?
01:20:15Mas?
01:20:17Mas?
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