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00:01It's done. You will be my star.
00:05Ready, set, action!
00:12Because this is how you make a movie!
00:19Hey, everyone! I need you to take off your clothes now!
00:24I'm in!
00:26I don't have many skills, but I do have one.
00:30I'm so...
00:32Oh, quite a fast thinker. Our hero has saved the day.
00:37That's what I call CINEMA!
00:53I can't shoot my movie anymore.
00:56Now life is meaningless. What's the point of it all?
01:02I don't know if it all.
01:06MUSIC PLAYS
01:09The sun is in the sky, it's in the sky
01:16The sky is in the sky, the paradise
01:22We are in the sky and the sky
01:29We are in the sky, we are in the sky
01:35I love you.
02:35You think the test's still going on after all that?
02:44Two, four, six.
02:46Wow, there's a lot less of us now.
02:49Makes me wonder where that stupid movie director ended up.
02:53I'm so glad you're all okay.
02:56Honestly, it's a miracle.
02:57I can't believe any of us are still alive.
03:00But we made it this far, so let's all pass the test.
03:03And then we'll all be in the same class together.
03:06Well, duh.
03:07I'm not taking this test just to fail.
03:10Class.
03:12I wonder, did they have school festivals and stuff?
03:15Uh-huh.
03:16There's a sports day and a year-end field trip, too.
03:19Whoa.
03:20Hey!
03:21Huh?
03:22Hey!
03:23You guys!
03:25Look!
03:26I just found a bullet on the beach!
03:28That means I passed the second part of the test, too!
03:31Who is he?
03:32I don't know.
03:33Come on!
03:34We came down on the same parachute!
03:36Cool, baby!
03:36It's on my head!
03:39We've lost way too many people.
03:41This is bad.
03:42It'll be fine.
03:43Last year, only two or three people passed this transfer exam anyway.
03:47Let's try something different for the next part.
03:50Something where they don't all die.
03:51Yeah, fair.
03:53Administrator Usami.
03:55Apologies for the interruption.
03:57The others should be arriving right about now.
04:02Oh, nice.
04:04Here we go.
04:05Let's move on to the next stage.
04:08Um, attention test takers.
04:10Sorry to keep you waiting.
04:13Before we get started with the third step of your exam,
04:16we've got more participants to introduce.
04:17Huh?
04:21Wow, awful lot of tension around here.
04:28And they all look so big and scary.
04:30Quit your yapping.
04:32Your voice is painfully shrill.
04:35Okay, so there you go.
04:37These three will be joining the testing process from this point forward.
04:41Special recommendations, Kaji, Toramaru, and Shania.
04:45Gosh, I'm nervous.
04:47I'm Toramaru.
04:48Nice to meet ya.
04:50What makes them special?
04:51Oh, give me a break.
04:53You have to be kidding us.
04:54We almost died and they get to skip through all of that.
04:57And they think they can just step right in.
05:00You got a lot of nerve if you think we'll stay for that.
05:04That was with the cute little dangly keychain.
05:07Free looters like you are the reason.
05:09Wow, you've got a really big mouth.
05:15Calm down.
05:16Just take a chill pill, okay?
05:18Oh, yeah.
05:20I guess I should explain why they're here.
05:23Special recommendation means they're recommended by active pros or agencies.
05:27So, they don't need to do the competency tests.
05:30Everybody be cool, okay?
05:32Until tomorrow.
05:33This group's already small enough as it is.
05:36Don't go killing anyone, okay?
05:37Oh, come on, mister.
05:40He was making fun of my Sakamoto keychain.
05:42He's my idol.
05:45Sakamoto?
05:46The legendary assassin?
05:47Don't I remember hearing there's a bounty on him right now?
05:50I guess even Hitmen can have fangirls, huh?
05:53Well, that's just what we need.
05:56Don't get too close.
05:57Could be trouble.
06:03Hmm.
06:04No answer.
06:06Aren't they in the middle of taking the exam?
06:08Oh, right.
06:09I guess they can't look at their phones until it's over, huh?
06:12Master, are you sure this is a good idea?
06:16Can students so inexperienced be trusted to join our cause?
06:20You know what I think?
06:21I think young people are the future.
06:24They're the ones with the power to change the world.
06:27You were a teenager when I met you, Kashima.
06:30Gaku was even younger than that.
06:32Was I really?
06:34I can't remember.
06:36I miss my youth.
06:38The older I get, the more baggage I have, and the heavier it makes me feel.
06:43Our new friends won't have that problem.
06:45They'll be meaner than a rattler and twice as fast.
06:49You've been reading again, haven't you?
06:50That one's from a movie.
06:54Okay, stage three of the exam is a team contest.
06:58Everyone, please open your JCC bullet.
07:02Is this some kind of headband or something?
07:04I don't know.
07:05My bullet had a red one.
07:10Mine's yellow.
07:11Mine's blue.
07:12Remember your color and tie that around your waist so it hangs down like a tail.
07:16Okay, now what?
07:19Like I said before, it's a team competition.
07:22Get together with your teammates for a game of tail tag.
07:25What is tail tag?
07:27Never heard of it.
07:28Tail tag is a game where players attempt to steal the tails of the other teams while protecting their own.
07:33Your athleticism, intelligence, teamwork, and other abilities will be put to the test in this new sport.
07:40It's a kid's game.
07:41It's been around forever.
07:43You're divided into seven teams based on the color of your tail.
07:47And the game will last until two days from now.
07:49Stay in the forest within ten kilometers from here.
07:52If you lose your tail, you're considered dead and you will fail the exam.
07:55It's kid stuff.
07:56Why so tame all of a sudden?
07:59It makes perfect sense.
08:01It's a ruse.
08:02They're disguising it as a childish game.
08:04But in reality, it's a training exercise for team survival on professional assignments.
08:10In protecting the band on your waist, you're protecting your lumbar where all your body's movement originates.
08:16If I were to guess, this is an exercise they use for assassins often based on the U.S. military seer training.
08:22Hmm. We've got a perceptive one here.
08:26That's exactly right.
08:29Actually, we had to tone it down because too many of you died in the first two stages.
08:33But that explanation sounds a lot better.
08:36You're just making this whole thing up as we go along!
08:39Did you notice that...
08:41I know.
08:42Mr. Taro?
08:46Mr. Sakamoto and I are on different teams.
08:52Mr. Taro, these two are my teammates.
08:56Mr. Taro, just straight.
08:57That means I have to pull all the weight.
08:59Mr. I promise I'll do my best.
09:04Oh yeah, one more thing.
09:06You can use whatever weapons you like.
09:08Do whatever you have to to score as many tails as you can before time runs out.
09:15Okay, let's get started with the third stage of the exam.
09:19On your marks...
09:20Get set, go!
09:36Using the terrain to our advantage is the key.
09:39We'll put our base on top of a hill, then start setting traps.
09:42Got it.
09:43Woohoo!
09:44This is fun!
09:45It's just like sports day back at school!
09:47Come on, Purple Team!
09:50Let's go!
09:51Yeah!
09:52She's cute.
09:57Shoot.
10:00Rendezvous.
10:01At the river.
10:02Upstream.
10:06Mr. Sakamoto.
10:08Right now, you and I are opponents.
10:10Hmm?
10:11When push comes to shove, don't hold back.
10:15I'm gonna give it my all too.
10:17Understood.
10:22Are you sure you're gonna be okay with that, Shen?
10:25If we tried to team up, it'd just be easier targets.
10:29Besides...
10:30Ha ha!
10:31Tail number one, here I come!
10:33If you're always depending on other people, then you'll never grow.
10:43Ugh, whatever.
10:45It doesn't really matter to me.
10:50Hey!
10:51Check this out!
10:53What'd you think?
10:54I call it the bunny tail!
10:56I'd really rather we didn't cheat.
10:58It's not cheating, it's fair!
11:00They said we had to put it around our weights.
11:02No one said anything about...
11:03Excuse me, Mr. Taro, don't you think that this is...
11:05Ugh!
11:08Oh no!
11:09What's the matter, Mr. Taro?
11:13Mr. Sakamoto!
11:14One day, I want to be just as good as you are.
11:17You think I can do it?
11:19I got your back, Mr. Sakamoto.
11:21No matter what, I'll follow your lead.
11:23Are you crying?
11:26No.
11:28I don't have time for crybabies!
11:33Dammit!
11:34That crazy schoolgirl doesn't want to give up!
11:37Who, me?
11:39I'm sorry, but I can't help it!
11:42I love the chase.
11:43As long as I'm the one doing the chasing, anyway.
11:46Oh no!
11:47And I need your tail.
11:49If I don't get it, I won't have the whole set.
11:51I'm a bit of a collector, so it'd kill me if I didn't have them all.
12:00But you already got a green tail!
12:02Why won't you just leave us alone?
12:04I know.
12:05I can get the other colors for you.
12:08Please, you have to let us go!
12:10What?
12:12You just don't get it, do you?
12:13I'm saving this one.
12:24The other one's for display.
12:27They're so cute!
12:28What color should I go after next?
12:31Hmm?
12:32Looks like it's white.
12:43There are six other teams, and all of them have started gathering tails by now.
12:47So why?
12:48Why are we kicking our feet up and eating campfire goodies?
12:52Because it's important to get some food in your stomach when you're feeling down.
12:57Did you forget we're in the middle of a test?
12:59Take this seriously!
13:00There's plenty to go around.
13:03You're not even listening!
13:09Gross!
13:10What am I even drinking?
13:11It's mugwort tea.
13:13Found a growing over there.
13:14Yes.
13:16Next question.
13:17What's with the deluxe cabin?
13:19It's a bungalow.
13:20Made of myself.
13:21This isn't a camping trip, ghetto!
13:29Get it up!
13:30Get it up!
13:31Get it up!
13:31Get it up!
13:31Get it up!
13:31What?
13:32But it's only a butterfly.
13:34I think they're pretty, don't you?
13:36They're not pretty, they're crows!
13:38They flutter all over the place, and it doesn't make any sense!
13:41No, Mr. Baby.
13:43There's a perfectly good reason why butterflies float around like that.
13:46They're following their path.
13:48They know why they're doing it, even if no one else does.
13:52Scientists think it has to do with pheromones.
13:55Fascinating.
13:56Who cares about that?
13:57Get this thing on me!
13:59Please!
14:00Hold on.
14:01Huh?
14:07Hmm?
14:11What the?
14:13You know, butterfly wings are extremely fragile.
14:16Don't touch them.
14:17How should I know that?
14:19I'm not an expert on butterflies!
14:21Besides, just when it doesn't mean we're going to die, we're going to die!
14:24Butterfly didn't even notice.
14:27She must be.
14:29Akira!
14:30Huh?
14:31Who taught you how to control your movements like that?
14:34Uh...
14:35The way you handled yourself when we were falling, and how fast you were with that butterfly.
14:40You're almost a different person from the one I met on the plane.
14:43We were in combat up there.
14:46It's embarrassing, but for some reason I've always been terrible at that.
14:50As soon as I look into my opponent's eyes, it completely frees up.
14:55And you want to be an assassin?
14:58Well, you don't have to kill anyone in this part of the test, or you should be fine.
15:02That was really nice!
15:04Thanks, Philbaby!
15:05No, it's Killbaby!
15:06You guys should probably get running.
15:14That crazy girl is chasing me!
15:16I'm not going to die over this stupid test.
15:20What are you...
15:21Hey, wait up!
15:23Stop!
15:30That hurt!
15:31What's the big idea?
15:33Cables are made of stainless steel.
15:36Honestly, I can't believe how gullible they are.
15:43A capable assassin knows better than to blindly trust everyone they meet.
15:48It's a good way to die.
15:49We'll get their tails from their corpses.
15:53Shoot them.
16:00They never would have gotten away from us if it hadn't been for you!
16:03That's not fair!
16:05How is this my fault?
16:06Hey, guys...
16:07We had to go the long way to cross the river because you didn't want to get your feet wet!
16:10Well, yeah, but that's because getting wet again would suck.
16:13Uh, guys...
16:14This is a survival test, remember?
16:16Oh, that was so cool!
16:21Hey, how'd you dodge that anyway?
16:24Are you clairvoyant?
16:25She's one of the special recommendations.
16:30Lucky.
16:31I wish I'd been put on the white team.
16:34It's my favorite color.
16:35That's why I absolutely, positively must get my hands on a white tail!
16:41I hate otakines.
16:52How rude.
16:53Saying things like that could hurt my feelings.
16:55Handmaid sakaboto!
17:08Mr. Taro, you're bleeding.
17:10I've never seen an apron do that before.
17:14It won't give.
17:16Sticks must be driven in deep.
17:19It doesn't seem like they're armed with any projectiles.
17:23But they're pretty stubborn.
17:25Agreed.
17:25But there's no need to get impatient.
17:27It's only a matter of time.
17:28Why get bitten by a mouse that's already in a trap?
17:32I'm sorry.
17:33I let you guys down.
17:34I mean it.
17:35What are we gonna do?
17:42I guess I fit through.
17:46So small.
17:51Mr. Taro!
17:52Mr. Baby!
17:56You have to run.
17:58Hey man, they're gonna die.
18:03That can't be helped.
18:04No use fighting the inevitable.
18:06If you prioritize sparing the lives of your enemy as you're putting the mission at risk.
18:11Besides, as soon as we kill them, we get their tails while eliminating any chance of them retaliating against us.
18:18What should I do?
18:21We'll catch up to you.
18:23Now get going.
18:24I think it's starting to give.
18:26No, I can't just leave you behind.
18:28I have to do something to fight back.
18:31I have to...
18:32I have to...
18:33I have to...
18:37With predators in the animal kingdom, the first to break eye contact is always the weakest.
18:50Makes me wonder.
18:51Makes me wonder...
18:52Are assassins built the same?
18:55Who am I kidding?
18:57I...
18:57I can't.
18:59I don't wanna hurt anyone.
19:01If something doesn't feel right, there's nothing wrong with running.
19:08Don't worry about us.
19:10I promise, we'll be okay.
19:13Don't worry so much, Akira.
19:15Akira.
19:16I can take care of myself.
19:18No.
19:19I refuse to sit back and do nothing while I lose someone I care about.
19:24Again.
19:25I have to fight.
19:27Because if I don't...
19:28My friends are gonna die.
19:30Pull it together, Akira.
19:31Open your eyes.
19:32If the alternative is losing someone, then I...
19:37I'll become an assassin.
20:07Easy, Akira.
20:20Calm down.
20:22Mr. Taro?
20:25Mr. Taro!
20:26What did I...
20:31Don't speak.
20:32A spearhead strike directly to the carotid artery.
20:39Severe hemorrhaging and extreme difficulty breathing.
20:42Without treatment, you'll be dead.
20:45You didn't have to do that.
20:47We only needed to take his tail.
20:49I didn't mean...
20:51I wasn't trying.
20:53I'm not like this. I don't know.
20:55I was just...
20:57I just wanted to save my friends.
20:59But then I...
21:00I didn't mean...
21:02I'm sorry.
21:05Please forgive me.
21:07I was desperate.
21:09I saw the path I had to take, so...
21:11I took it.
21:14Hey!
21:15Sakamoto.
21:16Nagumo.
21:17You stare down your target real hard, you can see the path you have to take to kill them, right?
21:22Huh?
21:24Wait.
21:25Really?
21:26You're telling me that's not normal?
21:29Must be.
21:30Akira.
21:31Akira.
21:32What's your full name?
21:34Who?
21:35My full name?
21:37It's Akira Akao.
21:39Why?
21:44But in your class, Sakamoto, Nagumo, and Akao were the only names anybody ever mentioned.
21:50It was a long time for me.
21:51So, I'm sorry.
21:52It's like...
21:53It is.
21:54It's like...
21:55It's like...
21:56It's like...
21:57It's like...
21:58It's like...
21:59It's like...
22:00It's like...
22:01It's like...
23:02夏の花模様と寄り添う影
23:10この見果てるまで見とれたい夢は変わらず僕らのdays
23:32You