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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:54Oh.
00:01:55Oh.
00:01:56Oh.
00:01:57Oh.
00:01:58Oh.
00:01:59Oh.
00:02:02Oh.
00:02:03wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth
00:02:1710 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the echo system should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:31oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's jason gray the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:06oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is the only way i could go to
00:04:36college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich kids click
00:04:43and that's eric
00:04:47he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:51hey gabby
00:04:52hey gabby
00:04:53yo
00:04:54that's eric
00:04:58i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:05:00oh yeah you in
00:05:01yeah sure
00:05:02sweet
00:05:03man i'm in
00:05:04awesome
00:05:05got a boat
00:05:06later babes
00:05:07oh my god oh my god he just called me
00:05:12i think he likes you
00:05:13okay now for the important stuff
00:05:15okay
00:05:16stay away from the stroganoff at lunch
00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum
00:05:21and stay away from mr spadaro
00:05:23he gets handsy
00:05:24hey watch out
00:05:26oh my god
00:05:32oh my god
00:05:33you sound fecal
00:05:34i'm so sorry
00:05:35it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:38i know
00:05:39thanks
00:05:43your jacket smells good
00:05:54are you the new girl
00:05:56yeah
00:05:59i'm chasen
00:06:02rose
00:06:04nice to meet you
00:06:09come on chasen
00:06:10home room's starting
00:06:12stay away from this trash
00:06:14might catch something
00:06:16ugh look at the second hand clothes
00:06:18let's go
00:06:20chasen
00:06:21later
00:06:22i'll wash your jacket
00:06:24oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep
00:06:31kinda lame
00:06:32clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36come on
00:06:38come on
00:06:39let's go
00:06:49Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:51ladies and gentlemen
00:06:54i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:56rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:10how would you like to be addressed
00:07:12is it just rose
00:07:13yes
00:07:14rose will suffice
00:07:15how about second hand rose
00:07:17that's enough
00:07:20grab brackets
00:07:22ow ow ow
00:07:28oh my god
00:07:29ow ow
00:07:30there's something in my eye
00:07:31what is it
00:07:32something's in my eye
00:07:33i need my contact solution or something
00:07:34rose can you go get it for me
00:07:35yeah where is it
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:38over there
00:07:39what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:56i thought that um
00:07:58i thought that um
00:08:10that'll show the bitch
00:08:19rose
00:08:20rose
00:08:23where are you
00:08:26are you showering with a boy
00:08:31rose
00:08:32what do i do
00:08:33how is she not here
00:08:47how is she not here
00:09:00i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:02how is she not here before i get caught
00:09:03i'm so sorry
00:09:28i'm so sorry
00:09:30how is she not here
00:09:38excuse you much
00:09:43why are you wet
00:09:45i
00:09:51how is your eye
00:09:52miraculously better
00:10:00What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:24Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:26Chasen?
00:10:28Off limits.
00:10:29Understand?
00:10:31Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:34I'm not even ready for boys yet, so.
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:45You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:48That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:53You know what they say, right?
00:11:03Keep your friends close and your competition closer.
00:11:06Ugh.
00:11:07Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's going to be so fun.
00:11:15Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:21We'll win.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise.
00:11:24We'll win.
00:11:25Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28Yeah, it's crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:37Oh.
00:11:37Okay.
00:11:38Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and Queen B's don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:50Be there.
00:12:00It's okay.
00:12:01Being a queen bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:06It's not important to me.
00:12:08I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so.
00:12:12What are you talking about?
00:12:14I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:18Just go.
00:12:19You're not going to fit in anyway.
00:12:21Fine.
00:12:23Whatever.
00:12:28Wow.
00:12:29You're fitting in fast.
00:12:32That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:35She means that as a compliment.
00:12:36Probably.
00:12:37Yeah.
00:12:38Definitely.
00:12:39You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:40Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:41Wow.
00:12:42So modest.
00:12:43Loves it.
00:12:44Hey, good form out there.
00:12:45Thanks.
00:12:46Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:12:51I would have paid to see that.
00:12:52Ow!
00:12:53Oh my god.
00:12:54Ow!
00:12:55I think I pulled something.
00:12:56You okay?
00:12:57No.
00:12:58Oh god.
00:12:59Jason, I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:00Oh my god.
00:13:01I think I pulled something.
00:13:02You okay?
00:13:03No.
00:13:04Oh god.
00:13:05Jason, I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:07You're not serious.
00:13:08I am.
00:13:09If I fall and shatter my knee cup, it's your fault.
00:13:14Don't worry, I'll bring him back.
00:13:33Later.
00:13:34Yeah, I'll see ya.
00:13:35She's being nice.
00:13:36That's never a good sign.
00:13:37Oh my god, ew.
00:13:38Look at these losers.
00:13:39My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:40Private tutors.
00:13:41Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:46Um, no.
00:13:47She can't stand these plebeians.
00:13:48She told me so herself.
00:13:49I'm sorry.
00:13:50I'm sorry.
00:13:51I'm sorry.
00:13:52I'm sorry.
00:13:53I'm sorry.
00:13:54I'm sorry.
00:13:55I'm sorry.
00:13:56I'm sorry.
00:13:57I'm sorry.
00:13:58I'm sorry.
00:13:59I'm sorry.
00:14:00I'm sorry.
00:14:01I'm sorry.
00:14:02So herself.
00:14:03Wow.
00:14:04You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes
00:14:10in their place.
00:14:11Gossip chains?
00:14:12Watch this.
00:14:13Now watch what happens.
00:14:27Ew.
00:14:28Hey, Eric.
00:14:29Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:42Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:46You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:07You lied to me.
00:15:08What?
00:15:09You're Audrey frickin' Whittersby.
00:15:10Wait, what?
00:15:11You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:14Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:20Who told you?
00:15:21Doesn't matter.
00:15:22Coach is looking for you.
00:15:23Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:24Gabby, I'm so sorry.
00:15:25I just wanted to end the gossip.
00:15:26Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:27They're calling me take a thought.
00:15:28Okay, I didn't start that, but I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:48Let me make it up to you.
00:15:54How?
00:15:56Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:00I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it.
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:07No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:24I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:36It's not who I am.
00:16:37You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:41And you have a butler?
00:16:43Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:46But yeah, Norman likes me better.
00:16:48So, bye.
00:16:49Come on.
00:16:50Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:16:51I was lonely.
00:16:52And I wanted to make friends.
00:16:56And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:12I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:13It's not all that.
00:17:14Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:17Mmm.
00:17:18So, what are you going to do?
00:17:20I'm going to take her down.
00:17:21How?
00:17:22Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:23I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:24Yes.
00:17:25I was in the middle of the night.
00:17:26I was in the middle of the night.
00:17:27And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:28And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:29And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:30I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:31It's not all that.
00:17:32Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:35So, what are you going to do?
00:17:36I'm going to take her down.
00:17:39How?
00:17:40Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:18:16She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:28I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiles when she hit me.
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally hit another girl in the face
00:19:01with a tennis ball?
00:19:03You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick
00:19:11and I'm the criminal?
00:19:12Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:24Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:32Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41Tell me this on the ground.
00:19:42Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please.
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no.
00:19:52Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:57Um, okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:07So, you want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:30Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything.
00:20:41That it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:56Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:31Oh, honey.
00:21:32Your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:44Oh, honey.
00:21:45Your halo?
00:21:45It's slipping.
00:21:46And yours was always fake.
00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And, by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay.
00:21:59I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks.
00:22:04Says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, what, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:19This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:42You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:23:13I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:38After school?
00:23:38After school?
00:23:41It's a date.
00:23:43I can't do it.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:50I can't do it.
00:24:03Like this.
00:24:07Okay?
00:24:08Okay?
00:24:11Like that.
00:24:12Okay?
00:24:14Mm-hmm.
00:24:14Ready?
00:24:15Mm-hmm.
00:24:17Okay.
00:24:18Oh!
00:24:19You should join the dentist team.
00:24:28You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:35Hey!
00:24:40You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:24:56Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:11What the hell?
00:25:25No, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:55Oh my God.
00:25:56Oh my God.
00:25:57Oh my God.
00:25:58Oh, my God.
00:26:00Oh, my God.
00:26:22What are you doing?
00:26:23Rose Smith.
00:26:25Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:29Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:46Here.
00:26:47I'll take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you'll have to wear a towel.
00:26:54I owe you one.
00:26:55Not again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:20Maybe.
00:27:24My Lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:29Long day.
00:27:30Are you okay?
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:32Oh, my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:52Settle down.
00:27:53Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:57Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:13Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Saved you a seat.
00:28:31Okay.
00:28:32No, you don't.
00:28:33Okay.
00:28:34No, you don't.
00:28:35Oh.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38Same as you.
00:28:42Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:44Yeah.
00:28:45Okay.
00:28:46Sure.
00:29:04Boopy.
00:29:05I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:07On my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone!
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:23And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:33So, are you gonna go?
00:29:36I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:53Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:02I got a plan.
00:30:16Alright.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:20I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:31This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:46Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:55No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:58Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:12Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:26Oh.
00:31:27Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:30Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:33Dave.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Uh, okay.
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:31:59Rose.
00:32:00Truth or dare.
00:32:01Dare.
00:32:02You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:05Wait.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:09Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:18Rose.
00:32:24What the hell?
00:32:26Hey.
00:32:27Watch your ass.
00:32:28Oh, yeah.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:37Let her go.
00:32:38She chased her.
00:32:39She's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:42Okay.
00:32:43Chasen.
00:32:44You're up.
00:32:45Truth or dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:47I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:51Rose.
00:32:52Rose.
00:32:53Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:54What?
00:32:55I'd love to.
00:32:57Do you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:32:59I'd love to.
00:33:02I'm so sorry.
00:33:03Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:17Oh, my God.
00:33:18Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:19Shit.
00:33:20Oh.
00:33:21Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:22Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:23Oh, my God.
00:33:24Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:25Shit.
00:33:26Oh.
00:33:27Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:28I did.
00:33:29I forgot.
00:33:30I forgot.
00:33:31The door wasn't...
00:33:32I...
00:33:33I...
00:33:34Hi.
00:33:35Hi.
00:33:36Oh, my God.
00:33:38Oh, my God.
00:33:41Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:43Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:45Shit.
00:33:46Oh.
00:33:47Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:48I...
00:33:49I...
00:33:50I...
00:33:51Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:55I forgot.
00:33:56I forgot.
00:33:57I forgot.
00:33:58You're so beautiful.
00:34:20What the?
00:34:26What the?
00:34:28Oh, God.
00:34:31Oh, God.
00:34:34Oh, God.
00:34:36Oh, God.
00:34:38Oh, God.
00:34:46Oh, God.
00:34:53Oh, God.
00:34:55Oh, God.
00:34:57Oh, God.
00:34:59Oh, God.
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:06It's true.
00:35:07I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:12He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:16But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Eric?
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys.
00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:44You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh, my God.
00:35:51Shut up.
00:35:51They're lying.
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:07Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11Hey, stop.
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:15Oh, shit.
00:36:19What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:36Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:55Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Her?
00:37:06I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:22No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:46Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:57Where I was, early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation
00:38:17has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh, okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:45How?
00:38:52Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been still.
00:39:21Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh...
00:39:27I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because, um...
00:39:35I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42Do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:45Go ahead.
00:39:45Um...
00:39:46I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Shea Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:05What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk, and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:23But, um...
00:40:24There's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:28I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:32But...
00:40:32But, um...
00:40:33I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:37It's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin,
00:40:47and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:50I'm gonna run into the bathroom.
00:41:14No.
00:41:15No.
00:41:15No.
00:41:15No.
00:41:15No.
00:41:15No.
00:41:16No.
00:41:16No.
00:41:16No.
00:41:16No.
00:41:17No.
00:41:17No.
00:41:18No.
00:41:19No.
00:41:19No.
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:34I've been so stupid.
00:41:39I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40That's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:50It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:20What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:14Hey, Virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:20That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:36You're just a low-end slut.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:42Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:11You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch, fight.
00:44:16Bitch, fight.
00:44:17Bitch, fight.
00:44:18Bitch, fight.
00:44:19Bitch, fight.
00:44:20Bitch, fight.
00:44:21Bitch, fight.
00:44:22No.
00:44:25Girls.
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow.
00:44:29Ow, my foot.
00:44:29Oh, my God, I think she broke my foot.
00:44:33Rose, this school has a zero-tolerance policy
00:44:38when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike, you're out, expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:51I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:44:59And?
00:45:08Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon,
00:45:15we're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:29You stupid, idiotic, dumb-winter bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's,
00:45:37and because of that,
00:45:38I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:49Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:59Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:11I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team,
00:46:23and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But...
00:46:33You and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:41That was so hot.
00:47:11Oh, so cool.
00:47:15Oh, my God, what you are doing?
00:47:27Oh, my God.
00:47:34Oh, my God.
00:47:40Oh, my God.
00:47:41Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:11Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloane happened, and
00:48:24then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:31I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:42They set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:04And I wanted you to like me for me, and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:51Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:21You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:51Okay.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:55Keep on.
00:50:59Keep on.
00:51:01That way I didn't even go.
00:51:07You're different when you're like this.
00:51:20Like what?
00:51:22Yourself.
00:51:28I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:30Neither did I.
00:51:32I don't want it to end.
00:51:38It doesn't have to.
00:51:40It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:51:48I'm a virgin.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:10I'm a virgin.
00:52:12I'm a virgin.
00:52:13I love you.
00:52:14I love you, Rose.
00:52:18I love you, Rose.
00:52:26I love you too.
00:52:28I love you.
00:52:30I love you too.
00:52:36I love you.
00:52:38I love you.
00:52:40I love you.
00:53:12I worked up an appetite.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:40Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:01I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait.
00:55:26What?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Jason.
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give it me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27No.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32What the?
00:56:55No, everyone.
00:56:56Turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:01And Sloane drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:19No.
00:57:19No.
00:57:20No.
00:57:25Okay.
00:57:28It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Chasen Grey.
00:57:37And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is...
00:57:54Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:57:58Come on, get up there, Ron.
00:58:07Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:28No matter who you are, between school, family, social media,
00:58:34or gossip, bullies, and mean girls,
00:58:38this time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:48Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:53I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:57But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:06Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:17I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hey.
01:00:00You want to dance?
01:00:03Get lost, asshole.
01:00:08Everyone?
01:00:13All right, all right.
01:00:15I know you want to get back to dancing.
01:00:17But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:28Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:29Congratulations.
01:00:30Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:31Congratulations.
01:00:32Come.
01:00:33Come.
01:00:34Come.
01:00:35Come.
01:00:36Come.
01:00:37Come.
01:00:38Come.
01:00:39Come.
01:00:40Come.
01:00:41Come.
01:00:43Come on.
01:00:44Come.
01:00:45Come.
01:00:46Come.
01:00:47Ah.
01:00:48Come.
01:00:50Come.
01:00:52Yes.
01:00:53And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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