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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops!
00:01:49Oops!
00:01:54Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:09Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family,
00:02:13Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:17That's worth $10 million.
00:02:19That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10 million.
00:02:24Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go. There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry. Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:49Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose.
00:02:55Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:07Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:10Okay, here we have our the skaters.
00:03:16The jocks.
00:03:17And the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:32I wouldn't dare.
00:03:33I wouldn't dare.
00:03:47Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:52I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:03It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:05Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:32The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:37Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:42Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:52Hey, Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:55That's Eric.
00:04:57I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah, you in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet.
00:05:03Then I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:06Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:09He just called his name.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Now for the important stuff.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if
00:05:20you want to avoid old gum and stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:26Oh, my God.
00:05:33I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine.
00:05:37It's just a little blood.
00:05:38I know.
00:05:44Thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:49Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Chasen.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:16Ugh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Chasen, come on.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:22I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:30Yep.
00:06:31Kind of lame.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:40Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:42Let's go.
00:06:43Let's go.
00:06:44Let's go.
00:06:44Let's go.
00:06:44Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:53Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:58Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:15Rose will suffice.
00:07:15How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab brackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow.
00:07:28Oh, my God.
00:07:29Ow, ow.
00:07:29There's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yeah.
00:07:35Where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Yeah, go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:49Oh, my God.
00:07:49Oh, my God.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:50Oh.
00:07:51What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:07:59That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11Oh, my God.
00:08:14Rose, where are you?
00:08:24Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:30Rose?
00:08:31What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen?
00:08:39Is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me.
00:08:43I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:59How is she not here?
00:09:01I've got to get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:28I'm so sorry.
00:09:31I'm so sorry.
00:09:32I'm so sorry.
00:09:33I'm so sorry.
00:09:34I'm so sorry.
00:09:35I'm so sorry.
00:09:36I'm so sorry.
00:09:37I'm so sorry.
00:09:38Excuse you much.
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:46I...
00:09:47How's your eye?
00:09:51Miraculously better.
00:09:53What exactly is going on here?
00:10:09Nothing.
00:10:10Absolutely nothing.
00:10:11But...
00:10:12I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:16Hmm.
00:10:17Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:18Chasen?
00:10:19Off limits.
00:10:20Understand?
00:10:21Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:34I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:38With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:44You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:47That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:53Okay.
00:11:01You know what they say, right?
00:11:03Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:11:06Ugh.
00:11:11Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise.
00:11:24We'll win.
00:11:25Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28You're crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and Queen B's don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:12:00I...
00:12:01It's okay.
00:12:02Being a Queen B is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:07It's not important to me.
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:12What are you talking about?
00:12:14I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:18Just go.
00:12:19You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:21Fine.
00:12:22Whatever.
00:12:23Whatever.
00:12:24Wow.
00:12:25You're fitting in fast.
00:12:26That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:29She means that as a compliment.
00:12:30Probably.
00:12:31Yeah, definitely.
00:12:32You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:38Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:12:39Wow.
00:12:40So modest.
00:12:41Love's it.
00:12:42Hey, good form out there.
00:12:43Thanks.
00:12:44Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:12:45I would've paid to see that.
00:12:46Ah!
00:12:47Oh my god.
00:12:48Ow.
00:12:49I think I pulled something.
00:12:50You okay?
00:12:51No.
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00:13:17Oh god.
00:13:18Jason, I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:21You're not serious.
00:13:23I am.
00:13:24If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:35Don't worry.
00:13:36I'll bring him back.
00:13:38Later.
00:13:39Yeah.
00:13:40I'll see ya.
00:13:41She's being nice.
00:13:43That's never a good sign.
00:13:48Oh my god, ew.
00:13:49Look at these losers.
00:13:50My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:53Private tutors.
00:13:54Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:58Um, no.
00:13:59She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:00She told me so herself.
00:14:01Wow.
00:14:06You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebs in
00:14:10their place.
00:14:11Gossip chains?
00:14:12Watch this.
00:14:13Now watch what happens.
00:14:27Ew.
00:14:28Ew.
00:14:29Hey, Eric.
00:14:31Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:32Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:33What?
00:14:34Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:35You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:36What?
00:14:37What?
00:14:38What?
00:14:39Yeah, Gabby.
00:14:40You okay?
00:14:41Do you care?
00:14:42Of course I am.
00:14:43It's okay, Eric.
00:14:45Hey, Eric.
00:14:46Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:48Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:51What?
00:14:52Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:55You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:59What?
00:15:01you okay do you care of course i do you lied to me but you're audrey freaking whittersby
00:15:14wait what you let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals like you're not some
00:15:20big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a whole estate who told you
00:15:25doesn't matter coach is looking for you yeah i'm coming
00:15:29gabby i'm so sorry i just want to end the gossip everyone thinks i hooked up with eric they're
00:15:38calling me take a thought okay i didn't start that but i also didn't stop it and i hate myself for that
00:15:48let me make it up to you
00:15:53how give me one chance this saturday
00:16:01i'm studying for the decathlon skip it i want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:07no tricks just the truth
00:16:10if you're lying i swear to god
00:16:16i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is relax it's just where i live it's not who i am
00:16:38you say that but i just passed a tennis court with your name on it
00:16:41and you have a butler okay technically my parents do but yeah norman likes me better so bye
00:16:50why would you ever go to hayton high
00:17:02why would you ever go to hayton high
00:17:15i was lonely and i wanted to make friends
00:17:20and i wanted a boyfriend
00:17:24i would trade places with you every day
00:17:26it's not all that
00:17:29plus no amount of money can protect you from people like slum
00:17:33so what are you gonna do
00:17:37i'm gonna take her down
00:17:40how
00:17:41you wanna know another secret
00:17:43i'm actually really good at tennis
00:17:46no way
00:17:48no way i could teach you
00:17:50girls day and a vendetta
00:17:53and that's rich
00:18:18she did that on purpose she looked me dead in the eye and bam
00:18:27i barely know how to hold a racket
00:18:29you can ask abby i missed like five in a row
00:18:33she looked me dead in the eyes
00:18:35it's called eye contact sloan
00:18:37it's a basic social skill
00:18:40she smiles when she hit me
00:18:42i smile a lot it's polite
00:18:45enough
00:18:46this isn't court tv
00:18:49miss smith
00:18:50do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally
00:18:57hit another girl
00:18:59in the face
00:19:01with a tennis ball
00:19:02you should definitely believe that
00:19:05i'm tragically unathletic
00:19:07liar
00:19:08you're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and i'm the criminal
00:19:12listen here rose smith
00:19:18consider this your strike one
00:19:20three strikes
00:19:22and you're out
00:19:24audrey rose wintersby
00:19:32audrey rose wintersby
00:19:37what did you say
00:19:40on this on the ground
00:19:42oh i've been looking for this
00:19:45eric please i'm just trying to live a normal life
00:19:50please don't
00:19:52yeah no your secret's safe with me
00:19:53just like best friends
00:19:57um okay
00:20:01i think you swear
00:20:02uh okay
00:20:05pinky swear
00:20:07so
00:20:08want to sit together at lunch
00:20:10i already made plans to sit with gab
00:20:14eric she didn't say those things about you
00:20:19that was just sloan doing a gossip chain
00:20:22right
00:20:23now figures
00:20:24pinky swear
00:20:27awesome
00:20:30awesome
00:20:31but the point being
00:20:38eric knows you didn't say anything
00:20:41that it was all sloan's gossip chain
00:20:43oh my god
00:20:44i'm so relieved
00:20:46so you and eric are hanging out now
00:20:52just friends
00:20:54promise
00:20:57what the fuck is your problem
00:21:00what are you talking about
00:21:02why are you being such a bitch
00:21:04look who's talking you tormented gabby
00:21:08you torment everyone
00:21:10actually you are the massive bitch
00:21:13okay since when do you care about geeks and losers
00:21:15since forever
00:21:16i have no idea what i was thinking hanging out with you
00:21:21oh please you loved it you loved every second of it
00:21:25i tolerated it
00:21:26i tolerated it because i thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego
00:21:32oh honey your halo it's slipping
00:21:33oh honey your halo it's slipping
00:21:34and yours was always fake
00:21:38you have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you and by the way your taste is abhorrent
00:21:53okay i don't know what that means but it better mean awesome it means it sucks says the uh homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat
00:22:10okay well you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and chasen said hi to you i've always been better than you i was just too polite to say it
00:22:23this is war rose smith
00:22:31bring it on
00:22:33you bitch
00:22:53hey hey i need to ask you something it's kind of important no it's really it's actually kind of lame
00:23:21what's up i was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis after hitting sloan in the face i could really use the help
00:23:33i can yeah definitely coach you
00:23:35cool
00:23:37after school
00:23:38after school
00:23:41it's a date
00:23:43i can't do it
00:24:03like this
00:24:07like that
00:24:11okay
00:24:13ready
00:24:14ready
00:24:18okay
00:24:22oh
00:24:24yeah
00:24:26you should join the tennis team
00:24:29you know
00:24:32i think that's an excellent idea
00:24:34yeah
00:24:35yeah
00:24:39hey
00:24:40shh
00:24:41shh
00:24:42shh
00:24:43shh
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00:24:57shh
00:24:58Oops, looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:25What the hell?
00:25:28No, no, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:36Oh my God.
00:25:56Oh my God.
00:26:03What are you doing?
00:26:08Rose Smith.
00:26:10Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:13Someone took my clothes.
00:26:14Strike two.
00:26:14Now, go get dressed.
00:26:21Checkmate.
00:26:23Here.
00:26:24Take this.
00:26:26It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:30I owe you one.
00:26:31Not again.
00:26:32Yeah.
00:26:33What can I say?
00:26:34I'm reliable.
00:26:35I don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:37I owe you one.
00:26:38Not again.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:40What can I say?
00:26:41I'm reliable.
00:26:42Eric.
00:26:43Huh.
00:26:44I don't even know what that means.
00:26:45He likes you.
00:26:46He doesn't even know me.
00:26:51Some people notice more than they let on.
00:26:52Maybe.
00:27:13Maybe.
00:27:14Some people will notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are you okay?
00:27:32Oh my god.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:44Settle down, settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:13Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38You're saying about me.
00:28:39Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:45Sure.
00:28:45Boobie.
00:29:05I'm gonna sit right here, on my man's lap.
00:29:09So, um, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone!
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:23And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:26So, are you gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:45Listen, you want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:28Come on.
00:30:29This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:45Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I promise.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:18Oh, Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare?
00:31:29Um, Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:33Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Uh, okay.
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:53Oh, Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose, truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait, what?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:19Rose.
00:32:21Rose.
00:32:22What the hell?
00:32:27Hey, watch out, asshole.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:31What are you going to do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chases me, she's just going to be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chasen, you're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare?
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:52Rose, you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:32:59I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:26Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, oh my god.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I forgot.
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:43The door wasn't.
00:33:44I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:46Hi.
00:33:48Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:53Hi.
00:33:53Hi.
00:33:54Hi.
00:33:55Hi.
00:33:56Hi.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:58Hi.
00:33:58Hi.
00:33:59Hi.
00:34:06Hi.
00:34:26Hi.
00:34:27What the...
00:34:57Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross!
00:35:06What?
00:35:06It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Eric?
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:44Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh my God, shut up! They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:55Eric?
00:35:55Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:07Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop!
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:14What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:22Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Her?
00:37:00I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:23No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:28I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:58Where I was.
00:38:04Early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh, okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:42Jason, I was just walking by outside.
00:39:06I was just walking by outside.
00:39:08Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:19I fenced it out.
00:39:21Hey, Rose. Small world, what are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh... I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:31No, that's weird because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:40What?
00:39:41You mind if I sit?
00:39:43Sure, go ahead.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner. She's a half hour late.
00:39:59Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:18I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:22But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:27What?
00:40:28I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:35Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:43What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:52I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:53I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:54I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55You okay?
00:40:56Yeah.
00:40:57I'm going to run in the bathroom.
00:40:58I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:59You weren't gonna run in the bathroom.
00:41:00I'm gonna do nothing for you all.
00:41:01I'm gonna do something.
00:41:02I'm gonna do something right there.
00:41:03You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:31Yeah.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:03What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:10What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:17What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:26Hello?
00:42:27Hello?
00:42:28Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:36And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:39And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:46Jason and Sloan?
00:42:47Jason and Sloan?
00:42:49They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:55Hmm.
00:42:56Hmm.
00:42:57That's a lie.
00:42:58Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:42:59Oh.
00:43:00Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:01Enough.
00:43:02Slow.
00:43:03Slow.
00:43:04I'm done.
00:43:05I'm done.
00:43:06I'm done.
00:43:07Well, then it's time to get fed up.
00:43:08Hey, virgin. Did you hear the news? Chasen and I are fucking. And we're going to prom together.
00:43:22That's a lie. Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloane. I'm done playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut. Everyone knows it, and no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous. Because I don't believe it. And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:08Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight.
00:44:23Girls! Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow, ow, my butt. Oh, my God, I think she broke my butt.
00:44:31Rose, this school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike, you're out. Expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But, I didn't touch her. I didn't touch you.
00:44:50I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:44:55And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, dumb-wintered bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey.
00:45:41You were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:43This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:11I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:33But...
00:46:33You...
00:46:34and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:39That was so hot.
00:46:50actual mites.
00:46:51Let's look.
00:46:52You got to know it.
00:46:52Never let go.
00:46:53Sorry.
00:46:54Let's see.
00:46:55I am from there.
00:46:59Let go.
00:47:00I say something.
00:47:01What?
00:47:02Come on.
00:47:03Let go.
00:47:04You have a horse.
00:47:06I have a horse.
00:47:08I disrespect you.
00:47:09I am.
00:47:10You ever look crap.
00:47:12I know my car.
00:47:12I am your truck.
00:47:13You're on me.
00:47:13You are.
00:47:15Whatever.
00:47:15I'm going to be here.
00:47:16I Сам.
00:47:17I see.
00:47:18I can easily.
00:47:18Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:48How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:14I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloane happened, and
00:48:24then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41And they set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:55Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:06And I wanted you to like me for me, and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:20You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:50Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:11You aren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:38Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:58Oh!
00:50:59Oh!
00:51:06That way I really don't feel good.
00:51:08You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:34I don't want it to end.
00:51:43It doesn't have to.
00:51:44It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:51:57I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I'm a virgin.
00:52:03I love you, Rose.
00:52:16I love you, Rose.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:49I worked up an aftertide.
00:53:14so how was it? it was amazing do I look different? no, you look beautiful and I have something important to ask you uh oh, what?
00:53:44will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:54will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:59Jason, I can't. I was expelled.
00:54:06what? fuck. and I agreed to attend the opera that night. so much for being a regular teen.
00:54:18hey Jason. hey. how's rose? bummed. I feel awful. I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:40thinking of doing something about it? well, maybe.
00:54:50might not be a bad idea.
00:54:57I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:02yes indeed I am aware. but I'm sure we're going to have much more fun. are we ready to leave?
00:55:19hey Gabby. rose. get over here right away. something's happened to Jason. wait what? what happened?
00:55:31Norman, we have to get to the school fast. something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Jason.
00:55:45Jason. where's Jason? where's Jason?
00:55:48where's Jason? Audrey Rose. she's so beautiful.
00:55:51people, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real rose smith. Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:05oh my god. is she doing here?
00:56:07that's really old people.
00:56:09give me that.
00:56:13Jason. Jason.
00:56:15hang on. hang on. hang on. she can't be here. she's expelled. security. security.
00:56:27nope. give it.
00:56:29hang on everyone. Gabby.
00:56:45no everyone. turn it off. turn off the videos. you see it was sloan that was being violent that day. not rose.
00:57:01and sloan drug chasing to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:05and she also stole rose's clothes from the locker room. you bitch.
00:57:09security. please escort sloan to my office.
00:57:13no. please. no get off me. do not touch me. do you know how much i am worth.
00:57:17Jason.
00:57:19uh.
00:57:26okay. it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:32first. the prom king is...
00:57:35Jason Grey.
00:57:38and now the moments you've all been waiting for. this year's prom queen is...
00:57:55Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:57:57ohhhh.
00:58:01can't look out there look.
00:58:18congratulations. thank you. hi. i know. how difficult. your teenage years can be...
00:58:25difficult your teenage years can be no matter who you are between school family social media
00:58:34or gossip bullies and mean girls this time can be exceptionally painful but for all the lows
00:58:45there are some amazing highs friends laughter basketball games and hot fudge sundaes i mean
00:58:54let's face it high school can be the best time of our lives but remember to stay true to yourself
00:59:02and be proud of who you are because every single one of you is special and now i'd like to invite
00:59:13gabby mcduff to the stage wait what
00:59:16i'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal
00:59:30nobody would make a better prom queen than gabby mcduff
00:59:35hey
00:59:47wanna dance
01:00:03get lost asshole
01:00:07everyone all right all right i know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:17but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence we are proud to announce that
01:00:24gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:28gabby all that hard work has paid off congratulations
01:00:38yes girl
01:00:52Yes, girl!
01:01:08And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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