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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
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00:02:04wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth
00:02:1710 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand
00:02:45you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships
00:04:19which is the only way i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich gets clique
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:47he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:49that's eric i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:05:00oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet man i'm in awesome got a boat later babes
00:05:07i think he likes you okay now for the important stuff stay away from the stroganoff at lunch
00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum
00:05:21and stay away from mr spadaro it gets hansy hey watch out
00:05:26oh my god i'm so sorry
00:05:35it's fine it's fine it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:38i know
00:05:39oh thanks
00:05:44your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl
00:05:55yeah
00:05:56i'm chasing
00:06:00rose
00:06:03nice to meet you
00:06:05come on chasen home room's starting
00:06:11stay away from this trash might catch something
00:06:15ugh look at the secondhand clothes
00:06:18let's go
00:06:20chasen come
00:06:21later
00:06:21i'll wash your jacket
00:06:24oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep
00:06:31kinda lame
00:06:32clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36come on
00:06:38let's go
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:51ladies and gentlemen
00:06:54i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:56rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:09how would you like to be addressed
00:07:12is it just rose
00:07:13yes
00:07:14rose will suffice
00:07:15how about secondhand rose
00:07:17that's enough
00:07:20grab brackets
00:07:22ow ow oh my god
00:07:28ow ow there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32i need my contact solution or something
00:07:33rose can you go get it for me
00:07:35yeah where is it
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:37over there
00:07:37yeah go
00:07:38what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:57i thought that um
00:07:59that'll show the bitch
00:08:11rose
00:08:19rose
00:08:20where are you
00:08:24are you showering with a boy
00:08:28rose
00:08:31what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:08:38chasen
00:08:39is that you
00:08:40are you in there with rose
00:08:41don't lie to me
00:08:43i saw her come in here
00:08:44what do i do
00:08:45how is she not here
00:09:00i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:02i'm so sorry
00:09:29excuse you much
00:09:39why are you wet
00:09:44how's your eye
00:09:52miraculously better
00:09:59what exactly is going on here
00:10:10nothing
00:10:15absolutely nothing
00:10:17but
00:10:18i think
00:10:19someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:22listen up secondhand rose
00:10:26chasen
00:10:27off limits
00:10:28understand
00:10:30unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:33i'm not even ready for boys yet
00:10:36so
00:10:36you know what
00:10:38with a little makeup
00:10:40better clothes
00:10:42and maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us
00:10:47that's it
00:10:49you are my new project
00:10:51tomorrow
00:10:52my house
00:10:53makeover
00:10:53okay
00:10:56you know what they say right
00:11:02keep your friends close
00:11:04and your competition closer
00:11:06can't we sign up for the academic decathlon
00:11:14it's gonna be so fun
00:11:15well it's
00:11:17more than fun
00:11:18i have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:20you don't have money
00:11:21we'll win
00:11:22we'll win
00:11:23i promise
00:11:24we'll win
00:11:25plus
00:11:26i'll get to hang out with eric
00:11:27you're crazy
00:11:29rose
00:11:31what are you doing
00:11:32we're signing up
00:11:34for the academic decathlon
00:11:36oh
00:11:37okay
00:11:39well first of all
00:11:40you can't hang out with gabby
00:11:41gabby's a nerd
00:11:42and queen bees don't associate with nerds
00:11:44secondly
00:11:45the academic decathlon
00:11:47is for geeks and losers
00:11:48cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:50be there
00:11:52it's okay
00:12:01being a queen bee is
00:12:04important
00:12:05and it's your chance to be popular
00:12:07it's not important to me
00:12:09i mean you're not
00:12:11that smart anyways
00:12:12so
00:12:13what are you talking about
00:12:15i have a 4.0
00:12:17and a 1500 SAT score
00:12:19just go
00:12:20you're not gonna fit in anyway
00:12:22fine
00:12:24whatever
00:12:26wow
00:12:34you're fitting in fast
00:12:36that uniform looks a lot better on you than i expected
00:12:40thank you
00:12:42she means that as a compliment
00:12:43probably
00:12:44yeah
00:12:45definitely
00:12:46you know
00:12:48it's not everyday someone can go from background to center
00:12:50stage overnight
00:12:51yes i'm a fast learner
00:12:53wow
00:12:55so modest
00:12:56love set
00:12:57hey
00:12:59good form out there
00:13:01thanks
00:13:01not too bad for someone who
00:13:03almost knocked out a freshman with my pom pom
00:13:06huh
00:13:06i would have paid to see that
00:13:08oh my god
00:13:09oh my god ow
00:13:12i think i pulled something
00:13:13you okay
00:13:14no
00:13:15oh god
00:13:17jason
00:13:19i think i need a heroic exit
00:13:22you're not serious
00:13:23i am
00:13:24if i fall and shatter my kneecap it's your fault
00:13:27don't worry
00:13:36i'll bring him back
00:13:37later
00:13:39yeah
00:13:40i'll see you
00:13:41she's being nice
00:13:43that's never a good sign
00:13:45oh my god
00:13:49ew
00:13:49look at these losers
00:13:50my bestie
00:13:51audrey rose wintersby
00:13:52doesn't have to go to school
00:13:53private tutors
00:13:54well maybe she
00:13:56wants to go to regular high school
00:13:58and be a regular teen
00:13:59um
00:13:59no
00:14:00she can't stand these plebeians
00:14:02she told me so herself
00:14:02wow
00:14:04you know
00:14:07for fun
00:14:07sometimes the girls and i
00:14:09we start gossip chains
00:14:10to keep the plebes in their place
00:14:11gossip chains
00:14:13watch this
00:14:14now watch what happens
00:14:26ew
00:14:29hey eric
00:14:36just leave me alone gabby
00:14:41why don't you go hang out with your
00:14:42rich little friend
00:14:43what
00:14:44audrey rose wintersby
00:14:46you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:14:48what
00:14:52gabby
00:15:01you okay
00:15:04do you care
00:15:05of course i do
00:15:06you lied to me
00:15:08you lied to me
00:15:09what
00:15:10you're audrey freaking wintersby
00:15:13wait what
00:15:14you let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals
00:15:18like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate
00:15:23who told you
00:15:24doesn't matter
00:15:26coach is looking for you
00:15:27yeah i'm coming
00:15:28gabby
00:15:30yeah i'm coming
00:15:31gabby
00:15:32i'm so sorry i just want to end the gossip
00:15:34everyone thinks i hooked up with eric
00:15:37they're calling me
00:15:38take a thought
00:15:39okay i didn't start that
00:15:41but i also didn't stop it and i hate myself for that
00:15:47let me make it up to you
00:15:49how
00:15:56give me one chance
00:15:58this saturday
00:16:00i'm studying for the decathlon
00:16:02skip it
00:16:03i want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:06no tricks
00:16:08just the truth
00:16:10if you're lying i swear to god
00:16:14i swear to god
00:16:27i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:33relax it's just where i live it's not who i am
00:16:37you say that but i just passed a tennis quote with your name on it
00:16:40and you have a butler
00:16:43okay technically my parents do
00:16:46but
00:16:47yeah norman likes me better so
00:16:49bye
00:17:13why would you ever go to hayton high
00:17:15i was lonely
00:17:17and i wanted to make friends
00:17:21and i wanted a boyfriend
00:17:23i would trade places with you everyday
00:17:25it's not all that
00:17:28plus no amount of money can protect you from people like slo
00:17:35so what are you gonna do
00:17:38i'm gonna take her down
00:17:40how
00:17:41do you wanna know another secret
00:17:43i'm actually really good at tennis
00:17:45no way
00:17:47no way
00:17:48i could teach you
00:17:49girls day
00:17:50and a vendetta
00:17:52and that's rich
00:17:54that's rich
00:17:55that's rich
00:17:57i'm gonna do
00:17:59i'm gonna do
00:18:00i'm gonna do
00:18:01i'm gonna do
00:18:02i'm gonna do
00:18:04i'm gonna do
00:18:05she did that on purpose
00:18:08she looked me dead in the eye and bam
00:18:12i barely know how to hold a racket
00:18:14you can ask abby
00:18:15i missed like five in a row
00:18:18she looked me dead in the eyes
00:18:33it's called eye contact sloan
00:18:35it's a basic social skill
00:18:39she smiles when she hit me
00:18:41i smile a lot
00:18:43it's polite
00:18:44enough
00:18:45enough
00:18:46this isn't court tv
00:18:48miss smith
00:18:50do you really expect me to believe
00:18:52that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:55who accidentally hit another girl in the face
00:19:00with a tennis ball
00:19:02you should definitely believe that
00:19:04i'm tragically unathletic
00:19:07liar
00:19:08you're wearing like three different brands of lipstick
00:19:10and i'm the criminal
00:19:12oh my
00:19:15listen here
00:19:16rose smith
00:19:17consider this your strike one
00:19:19three strikes
00:19:21and you're out
00:19:23audrey rose wintersby
00:19:27audrey rose wintersby
00:19:34audrey rose wintersby
00:19:36audrey rose wintersby
00:19:38what did you say
00:19:40found this on the ground
00:19:42oh i've been looking for this
00:19:44eric please i'm just trying to live a normal life
00:19:49please don't
00:19:50yeah no your secret's safe with me
00:19:52just like best friends
00:19:56um okay
00:20:00i think you swear
00:20:02uh okay
00:20:04i think you swear
00:20:06so
00:20:08wanna sit together at lunch
00:20:10i already made plans to sit with gab
00:20:13eric she didn't say those things about you
00:20:18that was just sloan doing a gossip chain
00:20:21right
00:20:22that figures
00:20:23pinky swear
00:20:27awesome
00:20:29awesome
00:20:31but the point being
00:20:38eric knows you didn't say anything
00:20:40and that it was all sloan's gossip chain
00:20:42oh my god
00:20:44i'm so relieved
00:20:45so you and eric are hanging out now
00:20:51just friends
00:20:53promise
00:20:56what the fuck is your problem
00:20:59what are you talking about
00:21:01why are you being such a bitch
00:21:04look who's talking
00:21:06you tormented gabby
00:21:08you torment everyone
00:21:09actually
00:21:10you
00:21:11are the massive bitch
00:21:12okay since when do you care about geeks and losers
00:21:14since forever
00:21:16i have
00:21:17no idea
00:21:18what i was thinking
00:21:19hanging out with you
00:21:20oh please
00:21:21you loved it
00:21:22you loved every second of it
00:21:24i tolerated it
00:21:26because i thought there might be something decent
00:21:28under all that designer knockoff and ego
00:21:30oh honey
00:21:31your halo
00:21:32it's slipping
00:21:33and yours
00:21:34was always
00:21:35fake
00:21:36oh honey
00:21:39your halo
00:21:40it's slipping
00:21:41and yours
00:21:42was always fake
00:21:43you have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you
00:21:54and by the way your taste is abhorrent
00:21:58okay i don't know what that means but it better mean awesome
00:22:01it means it sucks
00:22:03says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum
00:22:07says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat
00:22:10okay what you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and chasen said hi to you
00:22:15i've always been better than you i was just too polite to say it
00:22:17i was just too polite to say it
00:22:24this is war rose smith bring it on
00:22:38you bitch
00:22:41you bitch
00:22:45ah
00:22:47ah
00:22:49Hey, I need to ask you something.
00:23:16It's kind of important, no, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:23What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:37Cool.
00:23:38After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:43It's a date.
00:23:44Yeah.
00:23:49I can't do it.
00:23:51You're like this.
00:23:54Like that.
00:23:58Okay?
00:23:59Mm-hmm.
00:24:00Mm-hmm.
00:24:01Okay.
00:24:02Mm-hmm.
00:24:03Ready?
00:24:04Mm-hmm.
00:24:05Okay.
00:24:06Oh!
00:24:07You should join the tennis team.
00:24:14You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:22Hey!
00:24:23Hey!
00:24:24Hey!
00:24:25Hey!
00:24:26Hey!
00:24:27Hey!
00:24:28You bitch!
00:24:29You won't get away with this.
00:24:34You won't get away with this.
00:24:41Whoops!
00:24:42Looks like laundry day came early.
00:24:48Monday!
00:24:49كونPodcast is glad to join him!
00:24:50Can I do?
00:24:51Oh!
00:24:52Oh!
00:24:53Hey!
00:24:54I became so lonely.
00:24:55Hey!
00:24:56Well, it's fine.
00:24:57Hey!
00:24:58Is it crazy, bro?
00:24:59Hey!
00:25:00Hey!
00:25:01Hot doggy!
00:25:02Hey!
00:25:03Get Ryan, stop.
00:25:04Hey!
00:25:05Hey!
00:25:06And we just get 무리를.
00:25:07Let's go again!
00:25:08You good.
00:25:09Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:25What the hell?
00:25:33No, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me!
00:25:39No!
00:25:44Ah!
00:25:56Oh my god!
00:25:58Oh my god!
00:26:00What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:23Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now.
00:26:30Go.
00:26:31Get.
00:26:32Dressed.
00:26:38Hmm.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:46Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:54I owe you one.
00:26:55How again?
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:26:59Eric.
00:27:00Huh.
00:27:01I don't even know what that means.
00:27:02He likes you.
00:27:03He doesn't even know me.
00:27:04Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:06Maybe.
00:27:07Maybe.
00:27:08Oh my God.
00:27:09There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:10gross older guy.
00:27:11gross older guy.
00:27:12Even better.
00:27:13This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:14Ew.
00:27:15Ew.
00:27:16Ew.
00:27:17Ew.
00:27:18Ew.
00:27:19Ew.
00:27:20Ew.
00:27:21Ew.
00:27:22Ew.
00:27:23Settle down.
00:27:24Settle down.
00:27:25Settle down.
00:27:26Settle down.
00:27:27Everybody.
00:27:28People.
00:27:29This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:30Remember.
00:27:31you're representing the school.
00:27:32You're representing the school.
00:27:33Oh my God.
00:27:34Oh my God.
00:27:35Oh my God.
00:27:36Oh my God.
00:27:37Oh my God.
00:27:38Oh my God.
00:27:39Oh my God.
00:27:40Oh my God.
00:27:41Oh my God.
00:27:42And even better.
00:27:43This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:44Ew.
00:27:45mind if I sit here?
00:27:58Do what I am?
00:28:01do you mind if I sit here?
00:28:13Let me give you two cheer for sexy!
00:28:15I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38You're saying about you?
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay, sure.
00:28:45Okay.
00:29:04Boobie.
00:29:05I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:07On my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:11I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:17Everyone!
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:23And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:26Better show up.
00:29:26So, are you gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:45Listen.
00:29:53I want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:20I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:42Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:29Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay.
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:53Eric to Rose to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:00Truth or dare.
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You got to give me a kiss.
00:32:05Wait.
00:32:07What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:18Rose.
00:32:18Rose.
00:32:18Rose.
00:32:19Rose.
00:32:19Rose.
00:32:20Rose.
00:32:21Rose.
00:32:22Rose.
00:32:22what the hell hey watch your ass oh yeah what are you gonna do about it
00:32:32no gabby wait let her go she chased me she's just gonna be more embarrassed
00:32:40okay chasen you're up truth or dare dare i dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the
00:32:49circle on a date for saturday night rose you go to dinner with me on saturday what i'd love to
00:33:19oh i'm so sorry did i ruin your dime store blouse oh my god why don't you go to the bathroom
00:33:32shit oh oh i'm sorry i thought the door wasn't i
00:33:45so beautiful
00:34:10what the
00:34:22what the
00:34:27oh
00:34:30oh
00:34:34oh
00:34:38oh
00:34:40oh
00:34:44oh
00:34:46oh
00:34:48oh
00:34:50oh
00:34:52wait what rose has an old sugar daddy gross
00:35:04what it's true i've seen you together he's old and gross and sleeps over at his house i have
00:35:12photos
00:35:13he's not her sugar daddy but there is an even bigger secret
00:35:24i know exactly who that man is
00:35:35i know who that man is
00:35:37he's her dad come on you guys stop being so dramatic remember rose you invited me over to
00:35:45your place for the barbecue yeah that was a really fun day yeah oh my god shut up they're
00:35:51lying
00:35:56eric
00:35:57hey i just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there oh you got a nice butt
00:36:03eric we're just friends let's be more than friends please don't make this harder please
00:36:10i don't know if i want to make this harder please stop hey i told you to watch your move
00:36:14asshole
00:36:15oh
00:36:16what are you laughing at loser where's audrey rose wintersby huh wasn't she supposed to
00:36:26come shut up she just called me and had an emergency
00:36:29liar you don't even know her yeah i do asshole
00:36:33no she doesn't know audrey rose wintersby because she is audrey rose wintersby
00:36:40oh my god okay i've heard everything at this point her
00:37:00i can't do this anymore everyone is so evil they're horrible unlike you
00:37:17are you still up for saturday night no forget it forget everything you don't want to be seen
00:37:28with me i know eric was just joking he's an asshole but you don't have to feel bad for
00:37:34what that asshole did yeah yeah he was just kidding obviously i'm not audrey rose wintersby
00:37:43audrey rose wintersby wishes
00:37:46come on just say yes
00:37:50okay
00:37:55okay
00:37:57where i was early for my first real date
00:38:06hello this is rachel from shape lv
00:38:11unfortunately we're overbooked tonight but mr gray has called me to tell you that your new
00:38:17reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant shea maurice
00:38:217 p.m oh okay thanks
00:38:25understand the assignment
00:38:40understand the assignment
00:38:40good
00:38:42good
00:39:08Jason?
00:39:10I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:19I've been stood up.
00:39:21Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh...
00:39:28I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure. Go ahead.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:03I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:13What?
00:40:16I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:23But, um...
00:40:24Look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:32But...
00:40:33But, um...
00:40:34I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:37It's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:39It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin.
00:40:47And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:52I'm gonna...
00:40:54I'm gonna...
00:40:55Run in the bathroom.
00:40:57Okay?
00:40:58You okay?
00:40:59Yeah.
00:41:00What?
00:41:01You okay?
00:41:02Yeah.
00:41:03What?
00:41:04What?
00:41:05Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:06You okay?
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:08What?
00:41:09Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:10I've been so stupid.
00:41:11I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:12It's probably for the best.
00:41:13I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:14It's probably for the best.
00:41:15I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:16That guy's a pig.
00:41:17Yeah.
00:41:18You okay?
00:41:19I'm sorry.
00:41:20Look.
00:41:21I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:22I've been so stupid.
00:41:26I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:28It's probably for the best.
00:41:31That guy's a pig.
00:41:32Yeah.
00:41:33I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:34It's probably for the best.
00:41:36He's probably for the best.
00:41:37He's probably for the best.
00:41:39That guy's a pig.
00:41:40to him again. It's probably for the best. That guy's a pig. It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:58Can you give me a ride home? Yeah, yeah sure let's go.
00:42:10What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power? Hello? Hello? I don't care.
00:42:35Well you will. And you're going to beat Sloan. And you're going to ace this. And oh no.
00:42:43What now? Sloan posted this. Jason and Sloan? They were together last night. And they're going
00:42:54to prom together. But he said he liked me.
00:43:03Hey Virgin. Did you hear the news? Jason and I are fucking. And we're going to prom together.
00:43:21That's a lie. Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh, big word for the little virgin. Enough, Sloan. I'm done playing by your classless,
00:43:35moronic games. You're just a low rent slut. Everyone knows it and no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up. Actually, I'm not jealous. Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him. Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back. Or what?
00:44:11You take that back. Or what?
00:44:16Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight!
00:44:22Girls! Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:27What's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow! Ow, my foot! Oh my god, I think she broke my foot!
00:44:33Rose, this school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike, you're out, expelled.
00:44:45Now go get your things.
00:44:47But, I didn't touch her, I didn't touch you!
00:44:51I said go!
00:44:54You heard the man go!
00:44:57And?
00:45:08Expelled.
00:45:10But the Academy Decathlon, we're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:17I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, dumb-winter bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:59You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:12I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified.
00:46:19Rose, you got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost.
00:46:23But I tried.
00:46:24No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:27I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But you and your drama.
00:46:36Like why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:39That was so hot.
00:47:09Do you believe me?
00:47:11She doesn't even know you on college.
00:47:13I don't for a long time to dunno.
00:47:14Oh God.
00:47:15I'm so hot today.
00:47:18The Route inmate itself...
00:47:21The Route is out.
00:47:23Outro city is out.
00:47:28There is no corner area.
00:47:33How did you do?
00:47:34Hello Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:47:44Hello Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:47:59How'd you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me
00:48:03Tell me
00:48:05Tell me
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to
00:48:17But then the whole date thing happened
00:48:20And you and Sloane happened
00:48:23And then you weren't speaking to me
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me
00:48:29I didn't sleep with Sloane
00:48:32She drugged me
00:48:34And the date thing
00:48:36It was a setup
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had
00:48:42They set me up too
00:48:44I'm sorry
00:48:54Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:56Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen
00:49:06And I wanted you to like me
00:49:10For me
00:49:12And not because of what I am
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you
00:49:18I'm crazy about you too
00:49:20You're so beautiful
00:49:22You're so beautiful
00:49:24You're so beautiful
00:49:26You're so beautiful
00:49:28You're so beautiful
00:49:30We can't have you
00:49:31Because of yourself
00:49:32I'm alive
00:49:34I don't know
00:49:36Can you come right now, you were to volunteer
00:49:38Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:26You weren't gonna go kill me at all?
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:51Okay.
00:50:52I'm gonna go.
00:50:53I'm gonna go.
00:50:54Okay.
00:50:55Oh!
00:50:56Oh!
00:50:57Oh!
00:50:58Oh!
00:50:59Oh!
00:51:00Oh!
00:51:01That way I didn't even go.
00:51:03Oh!
00:51:04Oh!
00:51:05Oh!
00:51:06That way I didn't even go.
00:51:07Oh!
00:51:19You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23yourself.
00:51:24I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:38It doesn't have to.
00:51:43It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:09I'm a virgin.
00:52:18I love you, Rose.
00:52:25I love you too.
00:52:38I love you.
00:53:00I love you.
00:53:01I worked up an after-drive.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you're beautiful.
00:53:31Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:57Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:51It might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:54:57Yes, indeed.
00:54:58I am aware, but I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:03Are we ready to leave?
00:55:04Hey, Gabby.
00:55:05Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:06Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:07Wait, what?
00:55:08What happened?
00:55:09Norman, we have to get to the school.
00:55:12It's got to go to the school.
00:55:13Something happened to Jason.
00:55:14You're waiting to go to the school.
00:55:15That's all you think and we're going to have time?
00:55:16You're waiting to go to the school.
00:55:17Nobody's going to go to school.
00:55:18Bye, my brother.
00:55:19I don't know if you're going to go to school.
00:55:20I don't think we should go to school.
00:55:20I think we should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:21Yes, indeed I am aware.
00:55:22But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:23Are we ready to leave?
00:55:24Hey Gabby?
00:55:26Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:26Something's happened to Jason!
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:29What happened?
00:55:29Norm, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:33Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Quick, thanks.
00:55:35Okay.
00:55:39Oh
00:55:57People everyone I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby. Oh my gosh. That's really old people
00:56:09Oh
00:56:11Give it me that. Chase it. Chase it. Chase it.
00:56:16Hang on. Hang on. She can't be here. She's expelled. Security. Security.
00:56:26Nope. Give it.
00:56:29Hang on everyone. Gabby.
00:56:39What the?
00:56:41No everyone turn it off. Turn off the videos. You see it was Sloan that was being violent that day. Not Rose.
00:56:46And Sloan drug chased in to make it look like they slept together. And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room. You bitch.
00:56:53Security. Security. Please escort Sloan to my office. No. Please. No get off me. Do not touch me. Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:00Chase it.
00:57:05Jason.
00:57:07Uh
00:57:09Bitch security
00:57:11Please escort Sloan to my office. No, please don't get off me. Do not touch me. Do you know how much I am work?
00:57:26Okay, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen first
00:57:34the prom king is
00:57:36chasing great
00:57:39and
00:57:45Now the moments you've all been waiting for this year's prom queen is
00:57:55Audrey Rose Winterspeed
00:58:09Congratulations
00:58:19Thank you
00:58:21Hi
00:58:23I know how difficult your teenage years can be
00:58:27no matter who you are
00:58:29no matter who you are
00:58:31between school, family, social media or gossip, bullies and mean girls this time can be exceptionally painful but for all the lows there are some amazing highs
00:58:47Friends, laughter, basketball games and hot fudge sundaes
00:58:53I mean let's face it
00:58:55high school can be the best time of our lives
00:58:57but
00:58:59remember
00:59:00to
00:59:01stay true to yourself and
00:59:03be proud of who you are
00:59:05be proud of who you are
00:59:07because every single one of you is special
00:59:09and now
00:59:11I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage
00:59:15wait
00:59:16what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen
00:59:25she's smart and funny
00:59:27and charitable and loyal
00:59:29nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff
00:59:32nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff
00:59:35well
01:00:00hey
01:00:02wanna dance?
01:00:05Get lost, asshole.
01:00:12Everyone?
01:00:14All right, all right.
01:00:15I know you want to get back to dancing.
01:00:18But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:34Gabby.
01:00:35All that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:52Yes, girl.
01:00:53And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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