00:00Am I the asshole for slamming a child in the stomach with a metal pipe at the grocery store?
00:04Hear me out. I was buying my groceries as usual and as I am checking out this beautiful can of
00:08tomato sauce I stumbled upon a child maybe 5 to 6 years old. He looked up at me and asked his mom,
00:13Mom I want that can of tomato sauce. So I start to argue with this kid and his mom.
00:17He doesn't have the right to call dibs on anything he wants in the grocery store.
00:21If I found it first it's mine. I don't care what this kid's mom has to say this kid can't just
00:25steal my rightfully owned can of tomato sauce like that. All the anger I have been holding
00:29for the past few weeks ever since my wife left me. Ever since my mother kicked me out of her
00:33house was all let out and I pull out my trusty metal pipe that I've been keeping in my backpack
00:36just in case. Pick up the child, throw it in the air, and slam it with my metal pipe as hard as I
00:41can. The kid goes flying into the toothpaste aisle of the grocery store, crying. His mother starts
00:46screaming at me and threatens to call the police. I don't care. I would rather keep my can of tomato
00:50sauce it is rightfully mine. I have all the right in the world to slam him with a metal pipe.
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