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00:00:01Okay, well all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:00:08Oh, there's Tristan.
00:00:11I lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her.
00:00:15It's all so killing me is that he's my best friend.
00:00:20She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:00:23Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:00:26Okay.
00:00:30Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:00:36All those feelings last night, are they just gone?
00:00:48I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:00:55I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:00:58Look, either way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:01:04Oh my god, wait!
00:01:06Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:01:08No.
00:01:09I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay?
00:01:11I love you. Bye.
00:01:13No, no, no, no!
00:01:16You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid.
00:01:19Giant.
00:01:20Never mind, Wren. She's up now.
00:01:38Tristan, long time no see.
00:01:39Mind if we'd skip the small talk?
00:01:41I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:01:46So, is this your outfit or...?
00:01:50Just... hold on.
00:01:57I think that was the last time we saw each other.
00:01:59We took a red-eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.
00:02:09I don't remember you at that party.
00:02:11I, uh...
00:02:13Left early to go out with my family and boyfriend.
00:02:17Steven.
00:02:18Boyfriend.
00:02:20Is that all your luggage?
00:02:22Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:02:25So...
00:02:28Mind giving me a hand?
00:02:43I got it.
00:02:50We're going all the way to New York in... that?
00:02:53That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:02:55Wow, Tristan.
00:02:56You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:02:59Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:01What exactly do you remember?
00:03:07Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:09What exactly do you remember?
00:03:20Not much.
00:03:22Perfect.
00:03:23Makes two of us.
00:03:25You're saying you don't remember me.
00:03:27Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:03:29Yeah.
00:03:31Totally.
00:03:33But like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:03:36We don't have anything to do with each other and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:03:39Agreed?
00:03:41Suit yourself.
00:03:42I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan...
00:03:44Steven.
00:03:45Would appreciate that.
00:03:49I'm sure I'm not doing good with you.
00:03:50I'm not doing good with you.
00:03:51I don't think so.
00:03:52I'm not doing good with her.
00:03:53I'll be right back then.
00:03:54What do you want to do with you?
00:03:55I don't take that shit.
00:03:57I have to describe my boyfriend.
00:03:59What's your boyfriend shit?
00:04:01I'll be right back.
00:04:02You're right.
00:04:04I'm not going to deal with you.
00:04:05I know that.
00:04:06Be a jealous man.
00:04:07Don't eat Woo!
00:04:08I've got to get us all the same food.
00:04:10How are you doing?
00:04:11Don't eat it.
00:04:12Do you want to get us out on the same food?
00:04:14I want to talk a little bit.
00:04:15That's what are you doing.
00:04:16Yeah, uh, I'm just... I'm just worried about Renee.
00:04:21Tell me about it.
00:04:23She just barely moved six months ago, and now she's getting married?
00:04:26Does she even know the guy?
00:04:27Uh, he and Ren seem happy. I guess they're in love.
00:04:32What about you?
00:04:34Me?
00:04:35Yeah, are you in love or what?
00:04:37Yeah, yeah, actually I am.
00:04:40Yeah.
00:04:43Wasn't telling a joke, but okay.
00:04:44I just think it's funny how you say you're in love, but your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York.
00:04:51Yeah, he has work. It's very important.
00:04:53Yeah, more important than you.
00:04:57Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last ten minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls, so...
00:05:04You look like, uh, nothing. Forget it.
00:05:09No, you can't do that. Come on, finish your sentence, Tristan. I'm a big girl.
00:05:13I was gonna say...
00:05:16You look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever.
00:05:22Uh, my sex life is none of your business.
00:05:27You're right. Absolutely.
00:05:29I can't believe you just said that.
00:05:31Well, you know, if you're so concerned about my relationship, could you just stop at Stephen's office up here so I can say goodbye?
00:05:36All right? Please?
00:05:37All right, whatever you say, honey.
00:05:44You got ten minutes max. No last-minute quickies, got it?
00:05:46Last-minute quickies, got it?
00:05:58Stephen, turn the fucking phone off. You're killing the mood.
00:06:01Hey, baby, I gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting.
00:06:04What are you gonna dump her ass? You said you were gonna take me to Hillary.
00:06:12Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:06:14Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school, I would have never wasted my time.
00:06:22Tristan! What are you doing here?
00:06:25I've been gone for over a half hour.
00:06:27What happened?
00:06:28Nothing. Let's go.
00:06:30You're crying. Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?
00:06:33No, Tristan, let's just go, please, before he sees me.
00:06:36Sammy?
00:06:37She didn't catch us, right?
00:06:38Is it weird?
00:06:40Thought I heard her.
00:06:43Can I help you?
00:06:45You're the one who needs some help, you slimy piece of shit.
00:06:49You slimy piece of shit.
00:06:51Do I know you?
00:06:53Nah, but I know you.
00:06:54You're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go.
00:07:00Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
00:07:04How do you even know Sam?
00:07:05Better yet, why do you even care?
00:07:08Let's just say I'm a friend.
00:07:09Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness.
00:07:14Kindness? It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know?
00:07:19And also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure.
00:07:23You don't deserve to say her name.
00:07:25All she ever does is care about you.
00:07:28And you're here talking shit.
00:07:29When you should be thankful she even gives you the time of fucking day.
00:07:33Who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that?
00:07:36I'm the guy about to teach you some respect.
00:07:39I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell out of my-
00:07:42Oh my god, Steven!
00:07:47The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:48Security!
00:07:50Get the hell out of my-
00:07:55The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:57Security!
00:07:58You're lucky that's all I need.
00:08:00Hey, if you ever badmouth Samantha smiles again, if you so much as look at her wrong, you won't just be losing a client or two.
00:08:08You'll be losing teeth.
00:08:10Got it?
00:08:11What the hell was that all about?
00:08:20Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend!
00:08:22Oh, you mean your lying, cheating bitch of a boyfriend?
00:08:24God, are you insane?
00:08:25This has nothing to do with you!
00:08:27Why would you just-
00:08:28Cuz, I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him and it pisses me the fuck off.
00:08:32Why does it piss you off? Why do you even care?
00:08:35Because a guy like him doesn't know the real you.
00:08:38He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day and-
00:08:42I would never do that to you, Sam, because I just-
00:08:47Because you what?
00:08:51Sorry, I-I just forget it.
00:08:59Because you what?
00:09:02Forget it.
00:09:03What I wanna know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already.
00:09:06I can't!
00:09:07Okay?
00:09:08You can't? So you're just gonna pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you.
00:09:10Tristan, it's okay.
00:09:11No, it's not okay. He's the fucking scum of the earth.
00:09:14Look, I'll deal with Steven later, alright?
00:09:17I don't wanna cause any drama to Renee's big day, so I'll just wait after the wedding, okay?
00:09:23Smiles, you know you deserve more than this, don't you?
00:09:27I just wanna get out of here, okay?
00:09:30Please?
00:09:32Fine. Just don't let me catch you crying again, or I don't know what I'll do.
00:09:42See?
00:09:43Better.
00:09:44Hey, Sammy. Sorry to pick up earlier, honey. Today was crazy.
00:09:45No, it's okay. I know you're busy.
00:09:46That, plus this random dude.
00:09:47I know you're busy.
00:09:48I know you're busy.
00:09:49That, plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.
00:09:50Oh no.
00:09:51Are you alright?
00:09:52I know you're busy.
00:09:53I know you're busy.
00:09:54I know you're busy.
00:09:55I know you're busy.
00:09:56I know you're busy.
00:09:57I know you're busy.
00:09:58I know you're busy.
00:09:59I know you're busy.
00:10:00I know you're busy.
00:10:01But, bugging me out of here.
00:10:03I know you're busy, too.
00:10:04I have lonely people.
00:10:05I know you're busy.
00:10:06I know you're busy.
00:10:07You know you're busy?
00:10:08Sammy, sorry I didn't pick up earlier, honey.
00:10:10Today was crazy.
00:10:12No, it's okay.
00:10:13No, you're busy.
00:10:14That, plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.
00:10:19Oh, no.
00:10:19Are you all right?
00:10:20Yeah, but it was just so weird.
00:10:23It seemed like he knew you.
00:10:24Big blonde guy, kind of looks like a surfer.
00:10:26No, doesn't sound familiar, but I'm glad you're okay.
00:10:29Yeah, I should be all right for the wedding.
00:10:31I gotta go.
00:10:32Have a safe drive, honey.
00:10:33Love you.
00:10:34Yeah, I love you too.
00:10:35See you soon.
00:10:35Don't look at me like that.
00:10:38Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding.
00:10:40This isn't forever.
00:10:41Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:10:42Good night, Tristan.
00:11:06Boo!
00:11:27is this the book about the sexy elves and shit you know what you need a nice dip in the lake to
00:11:41wash off all our germs i can't even swim then i can just teach you duh i'll never understand how
00:11:51i feel about him to him i'll always just be his baby sister's best friend earth to samantha
00:11:58smiles
00:12:07there's something i've been wanting to tell you
00:12:12you guys mind if we share at the dock uh sure
00:12:42hey savannah it's samantha oh right for sure um so tristan said you're friends with his sister
00:12:53right you know it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us
00:13:00i don't think he'd listen to me come on sabrina you would be doing us a huge favor
00:13:06girl i can tell you what else is probably huge
00:13:10you don't need me to get him i'm nobody
00:13:14what's your problem huh what what's your problem please no one actually reads anymore
00:13:22that book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act isn't it
00:13:25what hey hey you want to be different so bad you really think playing all sweet and innocent
00:13:33is going to get him to like you what oh my god look at her blushing she thinks she's the main
00:13:39character in one of her stupid little books oh the little sister's best friend has a crush on
00:13:44the hot big brother i do not have a crush on him just leave me alone
00:13:49oh yeah is that why you're parading your tits around so the nerdy girl's actually a slut huh
00:14:02hey what the hell's going on you want his attention sweetie well then let us help you
00:14:09hey what the fuck was that
00:14:20she's not coming back up
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00:15:04tell me you're all right
00:15:04oh my god wow cherson you are literally a hero
00:15:09don't fucking touch me all right just get out of here
00:15:12babe come on it was an accident we're just messing around
00:15:16i said get out before you get thrown in the water next go
00:15:27are you hurt
00:15:28well they must have licked me with their nails
00:15:42thank you for saving me
00:15:55those girls
00:15:57they push you in because of me
00:16:00it isn't your fault
00:16:01isn't it if i were to just pay more attention god i feel like such a piece of shit
00:16:05you're not a piece of shit
00:16:07you know if ren were there she'd call me the same thing and she wouldn't be wrong
00:16:10oh my god i'm so sorry i i'm so sorry i don't know why i just did that i just
00:16:20is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you that was just my way of shutting you up
00:16:27oh really
00:16:29then i should get you to shut me up every day
00:16:31then i should get you to shut me up every day
00:16:33we shouldn't
00:16:45no no no no ren is my best friend
00:16:47you kissed me first remember i i know but you're her older brother and she hates when girls like
00:16:55moves on you i but but you're not just any girl
00:17:01forget everyone else it's just you and me
00:17:17do you want me sam
00:17:21i couldn't quite hear those smiles was that yes or no
00:17:23i want you
00:17:33just
00:17:53I don't want to suck.
00:18:00Don't.
00:18:02It's fine.
00:18:11Have you ever done this before?
00:18:14I think I'm really much my first everything.
00:18:23I don't know.
00:18:43Sam?
00:18:45Where were you?
00:18:49Where were you?
00:18:50I went to the bathroom.
00:18:52I don't remember you coming home last night.
00:18:57I lost track of time at the lake.
00:19:00You were asleep when I got back.
00:19:07The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone.
00:19:10They brought me this.
00:19:12So like, in exchange you'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:19:16Wren, I-
00:19:17Do they think I'm stupid?
00:19:18Like I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan.
00:19:21That's all anyone does.
00:19:22It's always about Tristan.
00:19:24Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:19:32You would never do that to me.
00:19:34Right, Sam?
00:19:35You're my friend because you love me.
00:19:38Of course.
00:19:40You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:19:44Come on.
00:19:45You know I hate him.
00:19:46We both hate him.
00:19:47He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head.
00:19:53Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:19:55And he never will.
00:20:00Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:20:01And he never will.
00:20:02I know I can trust you.
00:20:05Always, Wren.
00:20:06Hold on.
00:20:07It's me and you.
00:20:18There they go.
00:20:19Showing all the golden boy.
00:20:20Again.
00:20:21Attention everyone.
00:20:22We are both so proud of Tristan.
00:20:25You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship.
00:20:29My boy's going to be a Longhorn.
00:20:31He had the summer off, but next week he is off to college and back to the grind.
00:20:39Isn't that right, son?
00:20:40Tristan?
00:20:41Yes, sir.
00:20:48Tristan just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:20:55Oh, great.
00:20:56The airheads from across the lake are here, too.
00:20:59Hey?
00:21:02Whoa, are you okay?
00:21:03You look like you just saw Ghost.
00:21:05You want his attention, sweetie?
00:21:07Well, then let us help you.
00:21:10Hmm?
00:21:13Yeah.
00:21:14Oh, yeah.
00:21:15Fine.
00:21:16God, all this noise is hurting my head.
00:21:18I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:21:20Want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:21:22Yeah.
00:21:24I'll be up in a sec.
00:21:26Okay.
00:21:29Hey, Tristan.
00:21:30Can I talk to you?
00:21:31I feel like you've been avoiding me.
00:21:35All day.
00:21:38Oh, hey, Smiles.
00:21:40Need something?
00:21:41No.
00:21:42Never mind.
00:21:43Just...
00:21:45Forget it.
00:21:48Forget it.
00:21:49I knew you'd come around.
00:21:50Want to take this to your room?
00:21:51No.
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00:22:27I'm never going to be that stupid again.
00:22:37Tristan, come on, open up, it's already 10, we've got to get on the road.
00:22:47If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds, I swear to God, I'll beat down this door with
00:22:50my fists.
00:22:51Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:22:56Please tell me you're not naked, please tell me you're not naked, put some clothes on,
00:23:03the people of Utah don't need to see that.
00:23:05Hate to break it to you, but lots of people want to see that.
00:23:10If you wanted to get me in bed, you could have just said so.
00:23:14Shut up, there was somebody else that was coming outside of their room.
00:23:17Put that on.
00:23:18God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:23:22Gee, thanks.
00:23:23Well, just pay him back the favor, consider us even now.
00:23:30Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:23:33Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:23:37No.
00:23:38Why would I be?
00:23:39Grew up Ren, you and Ren, it's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:23:42It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:23:45We're not teens anymore, Tristan.
00:23:48You can't tease me like this.
00:23:50What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:23:53What if I'm serious?
00:23:54Tristan Montgomery being serious?
00:23:57I'll believe it when I see it.
00:23:59Do I look serious enough now?
00:24:01He's in a scar.
00:24:09We should, uh, get going.
00:24:11Meet you outside.
00:24:12We're out of gas.
00:24:13No, we're not.
00:24:14Filled up yesterday.
00:24:15Hey.
00:24:16Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:24:18You got gas last night.
00:24:19We were taking your depression now.
00:24:20We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge?
00:24:21I've gotten this this far, haven't I?
00:24:22Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say today?
00:24:23I don't know.
00:24:24I don't know.
00:24:25I don't know.
00:24:26I don't know.
00:24:27I don't know.
00:24:28I don't know.
00:24:29I don't know.
00:24:30I don't know.
00:24:31I don't know.
00:24:32I don't know.
00:24:33I don't know.
00:24:34I don't know.
00:24:35We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge?
00:24:37I've gotten this this far, haven't I?
00:24:39Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say today?
00:24:50So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:24:53I thought you didn't like small talk.
00:24:55Come on, lighten up smiles.
00:24:57No harm in some conversation, right?
00:24:59It's basically just school and work.
00:25:01And I graduated last year, now I'm a bartender.
00:25:04You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:25:05As much as I'd like to.
00:25:07I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time.
00:25:11What about you?
00:25:12I own my own business.
00:25:14Painting pools.
00:25:16How did that happen?
00:25:17A year ago, I overheard some rich lady at a bar
00:25:20complaining about how disgusting her green pool was.
00:25:24Her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool
00:25:26guy to make her husband jealous.
00:25:28That's where I came in.
00:25:30Sounds like a bad porno.
00:25:31A bad porno?
00:25:33Oh, you wound me, Smiles.
00:25:47Hey, uh, Smiles, you still awake?
00:25:50Hey.
00:25:51Hey.
00:25:52Uh, I have a hell of a headache.
00:25:53Do you have any aspirin?
00:25:54Yeah.
00:25:55Come in.
00:25:59Are you going to keep staring or actually ask me about it?
00:26:03I'm sorry.
00:26:04Shh.
00:26:05I just don't remember you having that scar last night.
00:26:06I'm sorry.
00:26:07I just don't remember you having that scar last night.
00:26:08I'm sorry.
00:26:09How did you get it?
00:26:10How did you get it?
00:26:11Going to football?
00:26:12I'm sorry.
00:26:13I remember it was raining.
00:26:14I was calling my dad.
00:26:15I was calling the parents out.
00:26:16And I was calling the parents out.
00:26:17I was calling the parents out.
00:26:18Oh, I'm sorry.
00:26:19Are you going to keep staring or actually ask me about it?
00:26:29I'm sorry.
00:26:30I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met.
00:26:36How did you get it?
00:26:38Playing football?
00:26:39I remember it was raining.
00:26:43I was calling the play, lining up on the field, and nothing.
00:26:50I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere.
00:26:54That was the last time I played college ball.
00:26:57I lost my scholarship.
00:26:59I'm so sorry.
00:27:04Well, you still got the rest of our legs, don't you?
00:27:19Uh, thank you for the aspirin.
00:27:24I'm going to let you get some sleep, all right?
00:27:26I'll see you tomorrow, Sam.
00:27:27What can I get for you?
00:27:36Just two coffees, please.
00:27:38So, you folks aren't from around here, are you?
00:27:41You and that popping hot dish of a man outside?
00:27:43Oh, no.
00:27:45We're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:27:48He's her older brother.
00:27:49So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:27:51No, I have a boyfriend.
00:27:52Well, that's complicated.
00:27:53But Tristan and I aren't.
00:27:55I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago.
00:27:57He doesn't even remember.
00:27:58Oh, sweet pea.
00:28:03You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road wouldn't remember
00:28:08something like that?
00:28:10I think he can't.
00:28:13Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:28:19Hey.
00:28:22Anything sound good?
00:28:24What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:28:26Uh, what do you mean?
00:28:31I can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me.
00:28:35Right?
00:28:37Uh, I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:28:42Yeah.
00:28:46What do you remember about me?
00:28:53It's me.
00:28:56I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Pig Bear.
00:29:00Especially the last one.
00:29:07I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Pig Bear.
00:29:11Did some stupid shit there?
00:29:12I guess we all did stupid shit.
00:29:17You know what else I remember?
00:29:19I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:29:25Oh, really?
00:29:27Is that it?
00:29:29What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:30Nothing.
00:29:35You are completely right, Smiles.
00:29:40That's exactly what I am.
00:29:41Did we just run out of gas?
00:29:59I filled up three hours ago.
00:30:01I told you this would happen.
00:30:08We're out of gas.
00:30:09No, we're not.
00:30:11For the last time, we did not run out of gas.
00:30:13Oh, yeah?
00:30:14How do you know?
00:30:14I know my car.
00:30:15Do we have a problem?
00:30:20You are my problem.
00:30:22My best friend is getting married in three days.
00:30:24And instead of giving me a real answer, you're saying cryptic shit like,
00:30:27I know my car.
00:30:28Because you're too much of a man to admit when you don't know anything.
00:30:30What do you want me to say?
00:30:37That it's my fault?
00:30:39Fine.
00:30:40It's my fucking fault.
00:30:42This whole mess is my fault.
00:30:43God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:30:46So just told Ren no.
00:30:47Agreed to what?
00:30:51Ren talked you into this.
00:30:54Didn't she?
00:30:56You didn't want to drive me.
00:30:58Sam.
00:31:00Sam.
00:31:03No, no, I'm sorry.
00:31:04I'm sorry.
00:31:05I didn't mean it.
00:31:07Hey.
00:31:08Hey.
00:31:13I'm frustrated, too.
00:31:17We're in this together.
00:31:19All right?
00:31:21You and me.
00:31:30What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:31:38You two are real lucky I found you.
00:31:41Well, I'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car, bring it back to the shop.
00:31:44We'll take a look in the morning.
00:31:45For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:31:47Hey, we appreciate the help.
00:31:48Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful?
00:31:52I have a gift for my friend in the trunk, and I don't want it damaged.
00:31:55You have my word, miss.
00:31:57Thank you so much, sir.
00:31:59Ah, just call me Bob.
00:32:03So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:32:05We're on our way to New York.
00:32:07My best friend's getting married.
00:32:08Well, then you're the maid of honor.
00:32:09I'll bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress.
00:32:12Don't you agree, son?
00:32:15One hundred percent.
00:32:23How can I help you tonight?
00:32:25Uh, two rooms, please.
00:32:28Ah, shoot.
00:32:30I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:36I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:39That's okay.
00:32:44We'll just go somewhere else.
00:32:46Thanks.
00:32:47Uh, sir?
00:32:50We're the only spot in town.
00:32:52Everything else is over three hours away.
00:32:59One room will be fine.
00:33:01Look, it's just one night.
00:33:04Sorry I was being silly.
00:33:09So, are we going to talk about it?
00:33:21I...
00:33:21I think it's better if we don't.
00:33:26Just forget it.
00:33:26Sorry.
00:33:37About what I said at the cafe earlier, I didn't mean it.
00:33:41I know.
00:33:41Good night, Sam.
00:33:47Hey, honey.
00:33:54Sorry I haven't called.
00:33:55I've been caught up at the office.
00:33:57How's the drive been?
00:33:58Uh, it's been crazy, honestly.
00:34:01The car broke down and we had to...
00:34:02That's nice.
00:34:03Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:34:05My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:34:08I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:34:10Are you kidding?
00:34:11I mean...
00:34:11No, you're supposed to fly in Friday.
00:34:13You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:34:15Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:34:17I can't tell my boss no.
00:34:18He needs me.
00:34:19Yeah, well, what about what I need?
00:34:20Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:34:23I mean...
00:34:23No, no, no.
00:34:24We've been planning this for months, Steven.
00:34:25God, how could you?
00:34:26I...
00:34:27What was that?
00:34:35What was that?
00:34:37Huh?
00:34:37Oh, nothing.
00:34:38My co-worker just said something.
00:34:40Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down, but I promise I'll make it up to you when you get back.
00:34:43Okay?
00:34:44See you soon.
00:34:52Hey.
00:34:53You okay?
00:34:55What happened?
00:34:56Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:34:58I broke up with him.
00:35:02What are you going to say?
00:35:03I told you so.
00:35:04You should have dumped him from the start.
00:35:05Smiles, you dumbass.
00:35:06Sam.
00:35:07No.
00:35:08I'm sorry.
00:35:09No.
00:35:10Everything in my life is falling apart.
00:35:11I don't want to hear some bullshit.
00:35:12Like, I'm sorry.
00:35:13Okay, just wait.
00:35:14Just wait.
00:35:15No, I should have never agreed to this.
00:35:16I should have said...
00:35:16No, I should have...
00:35:17Sam!
00:35:18Sam!
00:35:18Sam!
00:35:18Sam!
00:35:32Sam!
00:35:32Sam!
00:35:32Don't fuck you jerk!
00:35:39Will you just stop?
00:35:40I'm trying to help.
00:35:41Why?
00:35:43Because.
00:35:44Because why?
00:35:45Because you can't swim.
00:35:46You remember.
00:35:50Sam.
00:35:51Just listen.
00:35:52Oh, you lied to me, Tristan.
00:35:54You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin.
00:35:56Everything.
00:35:57Don't you?
00:35:57Yes, I remember.
00:36:03Sam, where are you going?
00:36:08Sam, where are you going?
00:36:10Get as far away from you as I can.
00:36:12Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:36:16Sam, just stop.
00:36:18Samantha.
00:36:23Yeah.
00:36:25All right.
00:36:26Yeah, be right there.
00:36:27Fuck.
00:36:55I picked up the car.
00:36:56Um, we're not going to leave until we...
00:37:03We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:10Talk.
00:37:15I don't feel like talking.
00:37:17What are you doing?
00:37:24I don't know.
00:37:26But I don't want to think anymore.
00:37:29Never.
00:37:30Mm-hmm.
00:37:32Mm-hmm.
00:37:34How much have you had to drink?
00:37:39Doesn't matter.
00:37:40It doesn't matter.
00:37:41You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:37:46Things I've never felt before.
00:37:50I hate you so much.
00:37:53But I want you so bad, it scares me.
00:38:00I want you so bad, it scares me.
00:38:02I want you so bad, it scares me.
00:38:06I want you so bad.
00:38:07I want you so bad.
00:38:08It hurts.
00:38:09It hurts.
00:38:11I'm sorry.
00:38:13I'm sorry.
00:38:27I can't.
00:38:43Hey, you hungry?
00:38:55Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:39:06Like what?
00:39:07Like you not talking to me?
00:39:11Not even looking at me?
00:39:15Is this all because of last night?
00:39:19Hey, answer me.
00:39:23Yes.
00:39:26Yes.
00:39:28This is exactly how it'll be.
00:39:30If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:39:32I can handle words, but I can't.
00:39:34Why embarrass me like that?
00:39:37Why let me make a fool of myself over you again?
00:39:39Hey, hey, you think I don't want you?
00:39:44You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:48I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:39:52And last night, I almost lost control.
00:39:56But you were drunk and I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that.
00:40:04I want you, Tristan.
00:40:12I want you, Tristan.
00:40:16I want you, Tristan.
00:40:32I want you, Tristan.
00:40:52Okay.
00:40:54Hey.
00:40:55Okay.
00:40:55So, one room or two?
00:40:57Um, one room.
00:40:58Thanks.
00:41:03Here you go.
00:41:05We gotta use the bathroom away.
00:41:06Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:08Mine died in the pool.
00:41:10Tell her I say hi.
00:41:12Christopher, you lowlife sack of shit.
00:41:14Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:16Renee, it's me.
00:41:18Oh my god, Sam?
00:41:19Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:20Ugh, I fell in a pool.
00:41:22It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:25Don't be.
00:41:25I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:27I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:29God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:31So used to us telling each other everything?
00:41:34Yeah.
00:41:35About that, I-
00:41:36Make sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:38Love you!
00:41:43Everything good?
00:41:44Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:46You okay?
00:41:50Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:41:54Look, I think whatever this thing is, it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:42:01What?
00:42:02Why?
00:42:03Is this because of Renee?
00:42:04Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:06And it can't happen again.
00:42:11Really?
00:42:13Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake too?
00:42:17I don't know, you tell me.
00:42:22No, you tell me.
00:42:23You wanna talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:26Let's do it.
00:42:27What are you talking about?
00:42:28You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:30There's some stupid shit there.
00:42:33You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:39I hate Tristan.
00:42:40Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:41Tristan doesn't mean anything to me, and he never will.
00:42:44Ring any bells?
00:42:45You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:42:51Did you mean it?
00:42:52Of course I didn't.
00:42:54Then why'd you say it?
00:42:55Why'd you push me away?
00:42:56And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:42:59Renee is my best friend.
00:43:01And she...
00:43:02You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:05I just...
00:43:06I didn't wanna hurt her.
00:43:07God.
00:43:08I'm sorry.
00:43:10I just...
00:43:11I don't regret last night.
00:43:14And I do wanna tell Ren, I just...
00:43:17I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:19Yeah.
00:43:21It's okay.
00:43:24I get it.
00:43:26You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:35You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:41I came to drop off some things at the house, and I saw my dad with his assistant.
00:43:52Tristan!
00:43:55My parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding, but my mom's a fucking mess.
00:44:01And I feel like I'm just waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:44:04Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:08Last month, I opened my first art gallery, and I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:13I watched everyone walk past me on my life's work, and I realized I'd spent years wasting
00:44:21my time chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:25It isn't stupid.
00:44:27You're what makes you happy, right?
00:44:30Then it's worth it.
00:44:32My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:37You're still in love with him, are you?
00:44:40Oh, God, no.
00:44:42Honestly, I don't know if I ever was.
00:44:45Then why stayed with him so long?
00:44:47Everything with Steven was easy, comfortable.
00:44:51Even when I knew there was nothing there, I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:44:57It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:05I'm so scared of failing, I haven't let myself live.
00:45:20You deserve everything.
00:45:23You hear me?
00:45:24Everything.
00:45:27I wanted to hate you.
00:45:30But I don't.
00:45:32I don't.
00:45:34I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:38I never have.
00:45:50I don't.
00:46:00I don't.
00:46:08Ooh, you finally made it.
00:46:09I have something for ya.
00:46:16a cell phone if we're gonna pretend like nothing's happening we need a way to get
00:46:22a hold of each other a wild stallion is that your code name call me that whenever
00:46:29you want baby I can't help you we hate each other
00:46:36are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet it's what
00:46:40you want right last time I talked to Renee I was still with Steven I just
00:46:44don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk
00:46:46about girl who just got out of the five-year late oh your head smiles I said
00:46:51I understand you can be my dirty little secret so did you tell Renee we're here
00:46:58you motherfuckers took you long enough you're gonna have to bulk up if you want
00:47:06a second careful that's my future bride man then you remember my dipshit brother
00:47:12Tristan good to see you again man and you must be Samantha Renee has said so much
00:47:18about you I feel like I already know you bring it I'll take your bag
00:47:23oh
00:47:29did Tristina play nice or do I need to beat a boss oh what are you gonna do twinkle
00:47:33toes do a pirouette on me a pirouette on her corpse if you remain my bestie yes relax run it wasn't bad it
00:47:40was kind of nice actually you know other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down because he was driving
00:47:46around with no gas gauge like a dumbass yeah and who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa I
00:47:53don't think I ever heard a thank you Tristan my heroic Savior I didn't need saving from a pool that was
00:47:58barely five feet deep geez you were not kidding they really do hate each other yeah
00:48:04anywho you big strong boys can handle the luggage right I need to get my made up also fitted into a dress
00:48:13no Dave tissue okay the tie works
00:48:26mom please okay we'll figure it out
00:48:34are you alone you wish I'm with Renee in her room my room's next door that's too bad you should be in
00:48:42mine said have some self-control stallion I like it when you call me that what's your room number I'll
00:48:47be there in two minutes you can't I'm with your sister tell her she's a fucking cock block
00:48:51Sam can you come here for a sec I need help picking out my earrings
00:48:54see what I mean look I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal okay come to my room later please
00:48:59Sam are you alive I gotta go I'll talk to you later
00:49:02okay which ones I think the pearls
00:49:10thank God you're here I can't wait to be married so I never have to go to any wedding again
00:49:17it just took me so long to get here I'm sorry I miss so much
00:49:21oh my god don't be silly if anything I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you when all the
00:49:26shit went down on the way here when does he arrive anyways
00:49:29when does he arrive anyways
00:49:33I broke up with him
00:49:36when why he's cheating on me
00:49:42you were right Wren and he always put everything else above me I
00:49:48I just blindly went along with it look I was going to wait until the end of your
00:49:53wedding to end things but when he told me he couldn't make it and all I just
00:49:56I couldn't do it anymore
00:49:59God I'm sorry
00:50:02but I called him and told him it's over so hopefully neither of us have to see him again
00:50:07how do you take it like a pussy
00:50:10I have no clue my phone drowned at the Ohio motel pool
00:50:15come here
00:50:17oh serves him right
00:50:19honestly I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me non-stop trying to get to you
00:50:24I'm done with him
00:50:26that's the fucking spirit
00:50:28look you are a free woman now
00:50:31okay and I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick
00:50:34at this wedding
00:50:34oh god I miss you so much
00:50:49we've only been eight hours since we've seen each other
00:50:53I had you all to myself for days
00:50:56non-stop I'm hooked on you now
00:50:59wait hold on can we talk
00:51:02sure what about
00:51:05I was talking with Wren earlier and
00:51:07oh I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's
00:51:13so she wouldn't find out
00:51:15thank you Justin
00:51:17I didn't even think of that
00:51:19so what did you talk about with her?
00:51:22does she know about us?
00:51:24no but I think
00:51:26I think I want to tell her the truth
00:51:28tomorrow
00:51:30are you sure?
00:51:32your parents are gonna be here
00:51:34and I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets
00:51:36I'm done too
00:51:39no more hiding
00:51:42I want to be able to dance with you at the reception
00:51:45how could you?
00:52:12Wren
00:52:14I
00:52:15why was she here?
00:52:22did someone see?
00:52:24mom showed up this morning and uh
00:52:26dad wasn't with her
00:52:28she found out about the affair and she came here
00:52:32and she saw us and
00:52:35oh my god
00:52:38you were right
00:52:44I should have just told her from the start
00:52:46if we were kids this is where you would say something smug and I would show you if you call me an idiot
00:52:54well we ain't kids anymore huh
00:52:58mom's down in the lobby
00:53:01she's in shock too
00:53:03will you be alright without me for a little bit?
00:53:09I'll be okay
00:53:10I'll see you over here so again
00:53:21I'm in love with Trista and fucking Montgomery
00:53:34thanks for coming guys
00:53:37it's good to have you
00:53:39excuse me
00:53:42how's Wren?
00:53:46as well as can be expected
00:53:49Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours
00:53:52now I've only met their dad once
00:53:54but I never would have thought he'd do something like this
00:53:57maybe something happened to him
00:53:59like
00:54:00his flight got cancelled or his phone died
00:54:02surprise
00:54:04Stephen
00:54:05what are you doing here?
00:54:10I left work for you Sammy
00:54:11aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:13didn't you get my text?
00:54:15what text?
00:54:16I didn't get any text
00:54:17the text I sent you in Iowa
00:54:18before I fell in the pool
00:54:20oh my god
00:54:21I broke up with him
00:54:27wait
00:54:32don't I know that guy?
00:54:35god I cannot believe you Stephen
00:54:36Jesus Christ
00:54:37I came out all this way
00:54:38and you're not even happy to see me
00:54:40and what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:43look I don't want to make a scene
00:54:44let's just go talk some
00:54:45no
00:54:45whatever you want to say to me
00:54:48you can say in front of all these people
00:54:49no
00:54:53whatever you want to say to me
00:54:55you can say in front of all these people
00:54:57god do you have any idea
00:54:59what it took me to get here?
00:55:00and you're not even a little bit grateful
00:55:02for everything that I've done for you
00:55:03I broke up with you
00:55:05excuse me?
00:55:08I texted you that I was breaking up with you
00:55:10because I know you're cheating on me
00:55:11with your secretary
00:55:12and you know
00:55:13I don't give a shit about your boss
00:55:15or your shitty law firm
00:55:16you pretentious fucking asshole
00:55:18honey what?
00:55:20what are you talking about?
00:55:21come on you're being crazy
00:55:23you know I love you
00:55:24I would never cheat on you
00:55:25I saw her
00:55:26she was on your lap
00:55:28you're gonna dump her ass
00:55:30you said you were gonna take me to...
00:55:32hey after the wedding kitten
00:55:33you were there
00:55:35Sammy
00:55:36honey
00:55:37listen that
00:55:38that girl
00:55:39she's nobody
00:55:40I'll admit
00:55:42I made a mistake
00:55:43but I can change
00:55:45no Stephen
00:55:45I made the mistake
00:55:47of wasting five years of my life with you
00:55:50but it's over now
00:55:51I'm done putting your life above mine
00:55:53Sam
00:55:54you're not in the right mind
00:55:55I know you love me
00:55:57you can't live without me
00:55:58you even told me so
00:55:59listen to me
00:56:01you don't know what you're throwing away right now
00:56:03you need me
00:56:04not anymore
00:56:06not anymore
00:56:06now get
00:56:07out
00:56:08my dad isn't coming
00:56:25Tristan's gonna have to walk me down the aisle
00:56:28everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable
00:56:33but he's not
00:56:34I went to his room
00:56:35but he wasn't there
00:56:36I tried calling
00:56:38this typical Tristan
00:56:40it doesn't like anyone seeing him
00:56:42is weak
00:56:43he gets that from my dad
00:56:45why didn't you tell me
00:56:48it was your wedding
00:56:49I didn't want to take your big day away from you
00:56:51it's bullshit
00:56:53and you know it
00:56:54you're right
00:56:56I didn't tell you
00:56:58cause
00:56:58cause
00:57:00my feelings were so big
00:57:02and everything was happening so fast
00:57:04and
00:57:04what you don't think I can handle the truth
00:57:06I'm an adult Sam
00:57:08we're all fucking adults now
00:57:10I didn't want to tell anyone
00:57:11not even you
00:57:15cause if I told you
00:57:16then that makes it real
00:57:17and I
00:57:18I didn't know if I was ready for that
00:57:21you love Tristan?
00:57:26yes
00:57:27I love him
00:57:29I love him so much
00:57:36then you need to tell him
00:57:42I know
00:57:44who presents this woman
00:58:02to be married to this man
00:58:04her mother and I do
00:58:08Finn
00:58:10do you take Rene
00:58:12to be your lawfully wooded wife?
00:58:15I do
00:58:15do you take Finn
00:58:17to be your lawfully wooded husband?
00:58:20I do
00:58:20then by the power vested in me
00:58:24by the state of New York
00:58:25I now pronounce you husband and wife
00:58:28you may kiss the bride
00:58:30haven't you called or texted me back?
00:58:51are you ignoring me?
00:58:54I don't know what you mean
00:58:54I'm sorry
00:58:55I didn't know Stephen was gonna show up
00:58:57told me you broke up with him
00:58:59I did
00:58:59I swear
00:59:01then why was he here?
00:59:03why was he holding you
00:59:04in his fucking arms
00:59:06kissing you?
00:59:08I told you
00:59:09about my dad's affair
00:59:10I told you how that shit wrecked me
00:59:13and you just
00:59:13let me lay in your bed
00:59:17like I'm just another goddamn plane
00:59:18please let me explain
00:59:21save it
00:59:23I'm done
00:59:24hi
00:59:29what are you doing in here?
00:59:35you should be at your reception
00:59:37I can't celebrate
00:59:38when I know my maid of honor
00:59:39is in here dying inside
00:59:40come on
00:59:41unlock the door
00:59:41will you please come out?
00:59:42besides
00:59:43I didn't choose my heels correctly
00:59:44and I need to sit
00:59:45remember when I went to see Tristan
00:59:56during fall finals sophomore year
00:59:58it was because he was in a bad accident
00:59:59I know
01:00:01he told me his football career
01:00:03was over after that
01:00:05but what I remember most
01:00:07was him immediately looking at my dad
01:00:08all Tristan saw was disappointment
01:00:11so after everything with my dad
01:00:14broke his world
01:00:15when he saw you as Steven
01:00:17I ended it with Steven
01:00:19he didn't get my text
01:00:20but I would never use Tristan like that
01:00:22I know
01:00:22I know
01:00:24he won't even talk to me
01:00:26even if he won't talk to you
01:00:28you need to talk to him
01:00:30if you really love him
01:00:31now listen
01:00:33come here
01:00:35please give it up for
01:00:42Samantha Smiles
01:00:43I have known
01:00:53Renee Montgomery
01:00:54since we were in
01:00:56First Grid
01:00:56last year she called me up
01:00:58at midnight
01:00:59and told me she met a guy
01:01:00she told me she loved him
01:01:02and that they were getting married
01:01:04now I didn't say this at the time
01:01:06but my first thought was
01:01:07are you out of your goddamn mind
01:01:09I've been with a man for five years
01:01:12and still wasn't open to the idea of forever
01:01:14how could she be so sure
01:01:15in only a few weeks
01:01:16I realized
01:01:18Wren had it right
01:01:21time doesn't matter
01:01:23when you're giving your heart to someone else
01:01:25because love is about being vulnerable
01:01:27and doing the things that scare you
01:01:30like giving your heart to someone
01:01:33after only a few weeks
01:01:34or a few days
01:01:36that's how Renee and Finn fell in love
01:01:39and that's how I did too
01:01:41to the bride and groom
01:01:43and to love that is
01:01:46timeless
01:01:47excuse me
01:01:58is this sculpture yours
01:02:00um yes
01:02:01it's mine
01:02:02I own a gallery
01:02:03in Soho
01:02:04give me a call when you can
01:02:06I'd love to chat about
01:02:07acquiring all your pieces
01:02:08I'm sorry
01:02:10all my pieces?
01:02:11absolutely
01:02:12your art isn't
01:02:14precisely what I'm looking for
01:02:15I look forward to your call
01:02:17hey can we talk?
01:02:38oh now you want to talk?
01:02:39after you avoided me
01:02:40for the whole wedding?
01:02:41I know
01:02:41I stood up in front of all those people
01:02:43I was scared
01:02:48okay
01:02:49I was shitty to you
01:02:51I know that
01:02:52I was angry
01:02:53hurt
01:02:54and instead of letting you in
01:02:55I shut you out
01:02:56so when I saw you with Steven
01:02:58all of those insecurities
01:03:00he started pouring out of me again
01:03:02I mean he had you for five years
01:03:04I only been with you for a few days
01:03:06eventually
01:03:07I dropped the ball
01:03:08and you see that it wasn't enough
01:03:10so I convinced myself
01:03:13that it would hurt less
01:03:15if I just
01:03:16walked away first
01:03:18you know
01:03:19that you'd be better off
01:03:20with someone else
01:03:21trust him
01:03:23I realized
01:03:24that
01:03:25I was being a coward
01:03:27for pushing you away
01:03:28I was being a coward
01:03:33for pushing you away
01:03:34I know now
01:03:35that if I let that happen
01:03:37I will be giving up
01:03:39on the best thing
01:03:40that's ever happened to me
01:03:42time stops
01:03:44when I'm with you
01:03:45it stopped the night
01:03:48of the cabin
01:03:48all those years back
01:03:49and
01:03:51it stopped again
01:03:53when you got in my car
01:03:54in Los Angeles
01:03:55yeah I know
01:03:57I should let you go
01:03:57but
01:03:58I want you
01:04:00to need me
01:04:01the way that I need you
01:04:03how can I believe you
01:04:05Tristan
01:04:05because
01:04:07Samantha smiles
01:04:08I am
01:04:08just
01:04:09miserably
01:04:10pathetically
01:04:12in love with you
01:04:13I want
01:04:17every week
01:04:19every day
01:04:20every moment
01:04:21to be with you
01:04:22what do you say
01:04:23forget the past
01:04:25ignore the future
01:04:26let's just get in my car
01:04:27and drive
01:04:27you and me
01:04:28we'll go anywhere
01:04:29the world wants to go
01:04:30I'll go anywhere
01:04:30in the world with you
01:04:31you're really going to
01:04:33take us around the world
01:04:34in this piece of junk
01:04:35sweetheart I'll make sure
01:04:36it gets us a fucking Pluto
01:04:37you know as long as
01:04:39I'm going with you
01:04:40just say yes
01:04:42please say yes
01:04:44please
01:04:44yes
01:04:58and I won't run out of gas
01:05:08I love them both
01:05:10but I'm literally
01:05:11going to kill them
01:05:11if they don't make up
01:05:12before the honeymoon's over
01:05:13maybe some relationships
01:05:14just take time to
01:05:16wait
01:05:17isn't it them right now
01:05:18no fucking way
01:05:20they're making out too
01:05:21oh
01:05:23you owe me 50 bucks
01:05:24did you two dumbasses
01:05:27really think you could
01:05:27get away without
01:05:28saying bye to the bride
01:05:29I hope you know
01:05:31I'm going to be so
01:05:32annoying that you're
01:05:32guys sweating
01:05:33get your hands off
01:05:34my girl Brad
01:05:35hey she was my friend
01:05:36before she was your
01:05:37girl pick
01:05:38you're always going to
01:05:39be number one
01:05:39oh we will see
01:05:40about that
01:05:42have fun on your
01:05:44honeymoon sugar plum
01:05:45we are going to
01:05:46hit the road
01:05:47where are you guys
01:05:51even going
01:05:51to the gas station
01:05:53to the gas station
01:05:53Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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