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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Uh, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:02:06Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:09Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose.
00:02:14Who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:17That's worth 10 million dollars. That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10.
00:02:27Oh my god, what have you done?
00:02:30There you go. There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry, just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:49Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose. Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:06Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:11Okay, here we have are the skaters.
00:03:16The jocks.
00:03:19And the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:40Oh.
00:03:42I wouldn't dare.
00:03:43Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:54I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:02It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:05Hmm.
00:04:30Oh!
00:04:31I want to join the academic decathlon.
00:04:32The winner gets scholarships.
00:04:34Which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:37Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:42Oh.
00:04:43And that's Eric.
00:04:47He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's too.
00:04:52Hey Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:55That's Eric.
00:04:56Eric.
00:04:58I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah. You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:03Sweet.
00:05:04Then I'm in.
00:05:05Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:07Later, babes.
00:05:09Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He just called me.
00:05:12I think he likes you.
00:05:14Okay, now for the important stuff.
00:05:16Okay.
00:05:17Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum.
00:05:21And stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33You sound fecal.
00:05:34I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine. It's just a little blood.
00:05:44Thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:51Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Chasen. Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:16Ugh, look at the second hand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Chasen.
00:06:22Later.
00:06:23I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:30I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:31Yep.
00:06:32Kinda lame.
00:06:34Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:40Let's go.
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00:07:02Let's go.
00:07:03Let's go.
00:07:04Let's go.
00:07:05Let's go.
00:07:06Now.
00:07:07Let's go.
00:07:08Let's go.
00:07:09Let's go.
00:07:10Let's go.
00:07:11Let's go.
00:07:12Let's go.
00:07:13Let's go.
00:07:14Let's go.
00:07:15You can see something.
00:07:16I think that you'll all welcome Rose.
00:07:18And that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:22How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:23Is it just Rose?
00:07:25Yes.
00:07:26Rose will suffice.
00:07:27How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:29That's enough.
00:07:30Grab brackets.
00:07:31Ow.
00:07:32Oh, oh.
00:07:33Oh my God.
00:07:34Ow.
00:07:35Yeah, where is it? It's in my locker. Go get it over there. Yeah, go go
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:08:05Oh
00:08:09That'll show the bitch
00:08:19Rose
00:08:22Where are you?
00:08:26Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:30Rose
00:08:35Come on. What are you doing to the boys locker room? Jason? Is that you? Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me. I saw her come in here. What do I do?
00:08:59How is she not here? I gotta get out of here before I get caught
00:09:05I'm so sorry.
00:09:12I'm so sorry.
00:09:16I'm so sorry.
00:09:17I'm so sorry.
00:09:23I'm so sorry.
00:09:24I'm so sorry.
00:09:30Excuse you much why are you wet?
00:09:50Well, how's your eye miraculously better
00:10:00What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing absolutely nothing, but I think someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:21Listen up secondhand Rose, chasing off limits, understand?
00:10:31Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:34I'm not even ready for boys yet, so
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39A little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:45You could almost pass as one of us
00:10:46That's it, you are my new project, tomorrow my house makeover
00:10:56Okay
00:11:01You know what they say, right?
00:11:03Keep your friends close and your competition closer
00:11:11Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:21You don't have money
00:11:22We'll win
00:11:23I promise we'll win
00:11:26Plus I'll get to hang out with Eric
00:11:29Crazy
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon
00:11:37Oh
00:11:38Okay, well first of all you can't hang out with Gabby
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd and queen bees don't associate with nerds
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:51Be there
00:11:52It's okay
00:12:01Being a queen bee is important and it's your chance to be popular
00:12:08It's not important to me
00:12:10I mean you're not that smart anyways so
00:12:14What are you talking about?
00:12:16I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score
00:12:19Just go
00:12:20You're not going to fit in anyway
00:12:23Fine
00:12:26Whatever
00:12:33Wow
00:12:34You're fitting in fast
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected
00:12:41Thank you
00:12:42She means that as a compliment
00:12:44Probably
00:12:45Yeah, definitely
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight
00:12:52Guess I'm a fast learner
00:12:53Wow
00:12:54Wow
00:12:55So modest
00:12:56Loops it
00:12:59Hey
00:13:00Good form out there
00:13:01Thanks
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would have paid to see that
00:13:10Oh my god
00:13:11Ow
00:13:12I think I pulled something
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:14No
00:13:16Oh god
00:13:18Jason
00:13:19I think I need a heroic exit
00:13:22You're not serious
00:13:24I am
00:13:25If I fall and shatter my knee cup, it's your fault
00:13:35Don't worry, I'll bring him back
00:13:39Later
00:13:40Yeah, I'll see ya
00:13:42She's being nice
00:13:43That's never a good sign
00:13:48Oh my god, ew
00:13:49Look at these losers
00:13:50My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school
00:13:54Private tutors
00:13:55Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen
00:14:00No, she can't stand these plebeians, she told me so herself
00:14:04Wow
00:14:06You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this
00:14:25Now watch what happens
00:14:29Ew
00:14:29Hey, Eric
00:14:40Just leave me alone, Gabby
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:48I don't know
00:14:49I don't know
00:14:49What am I going to do?
00:14:53Gabby, you okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:10What?
00:15:11You're Audrey freaking Wittersby.
00:15:15You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a cool estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:29Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby, I'm so sorry.
00:15:34I just wanted to end the gossip.
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me Dekathot.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:49Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:58Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the Dekathalon.
00:16:03Skip it.
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:15I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:35Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:37It's not who I am.
00:16:38You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:42And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:47But yeah, Norman likes me better.
00:16:49So bye.
00:16:50Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely.
00:17:17And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:33So what are you going to do?
00:17:38I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:17:55Yeah.
00:17:56She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:28I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiles when she hit me.
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally hit another girl in the face
00:19:01with a tennis ball?
00:19:03You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick
00:19:11and I'm the criminal?
00:19:12Fine.
00:19:13Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:37What did you say?
00:19:41Found this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please.
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no.
00:19:52Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:02Uh, okay.
00:20:06Pinky swear.
00:20:08So, you want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Yeah, figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:32But the point being,
00:20:39Eric knows you didn't say anything
00:20:41and that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:08You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:16I have no idea what I was thinking, hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please, you loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:26I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:31Oh, honey, your halo?
00:21:33Oh, honey, your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:43Oh, honey, your halo?
00:21:45It's slipping.
00:21:46And yours was always fake.
00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum, says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:19This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:42You bitch!
00:22:49Hey.
00:23:13Hey.
00:23:14I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:18No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:43I can't do it.
00:24:03I can't do it.
00:24:03Like this.
00:24:07Like this.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:11Like that.
00:24:12Okay.
00:24:14Ready?
00:24:20Okay.
00:24:20Oh!
00:24:23Yeah.
00:24:23You should join the dentist team.
00:24:30You know...
00:24:33I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:38Hey!
00:24:39Shh.
00:24:52You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:24:56Whoops. Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:32No, no, no, no, no, no. You've got to be kidding me!
00:25:40No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:55Oh my god.
00:25:57Oh my god.
00:25:58Oh my god.
00:26:01Oh my god.
00:26:21What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:23Why are you half-dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes
00:26:28Strike two
00:26:29Now, go get dressed
00:26:33Checkmate
00:26:40Here, take this
00:26:47It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel
00:26:53I owe you one
00:26:54Not again
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say? I'm reliable
00:26:57Eric
00:27:08Huh
00:27:09I don't even know what that means
00:27:11He likes you
00:27:13He doesn't even know me
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on
00:27:17Maybe
00:27:23Oh my god
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad
00:27:35Gross older guy, even better
00:27:37This is gonna ruin her
00:27:39I'll
00:27:40Settle down, settle down everybody
00:27:53People
00:27:54This is the first away game of the season
00:27:57Remember
00:27:58You're representing the school
00:28:00Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone
00:28:16Hey, Rose
00:28:29Mm-hmm?
00:28:30Saved you a seat
00:28:30Okay
00:28:33No, you don't
00:28:34Jason
00:28:36Say about you
00:28:39Sorry, Eric
00:28:42On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah
00:28:44Okay
00:28:44Sure
00:28:44Boopy
00:29:05I'm gonna sit right here
00:29:07On my man's lap
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room
00:29:11Everyone
00:29:17I have an announcement to make
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday
00:29:21And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there
00:29:25Better show up
00:29:27So you're gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going
00:29:41Well, okay then
00:29:44I'll go
00:29:46Listen
00:29:53You want Chase
00:29:55And I want Rose
00:29:56So
00:29:57Well
00:29:57Looks like we have something in common
00:29:59Exactly
00:30:00I got a plan
00:30:02All right
00:30:16Here we go
00:30:18This was a mistake
00:30:19I don't belong here
00:30:21Yes, yes you do
00:30:22You're with me
00:30:22That's my point
00:30:24See, Eric is here
00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection
00:30:27Oh
00:30:28This could be a turning point
00:30:33Just stick with me
00:30:35Okay
00:30:36Okay, ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes
00:30:42Oh, look
00:30:46Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case
00:30:50I found it
00:30:51Okay
00:30:51Hi
00:30:54Hi
00:30:55No, thank you
00:30:57I don't drink
00:30:58Of course you don't
00:31:00So
00:31:02You virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh my god
00:31:09You are virgins
00:31:10Shut up, son
00:31:11Stop being a jerk
00:31:12Okay
00:31:13How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah
00:31:16Truth or dare
00:31:18Oh
00:31:26Gabby to Eric
00:31:27Truth or dare
00:31:28Eric
00:31:30Truth or dare
00:31:32Truth
00:31:33Oh my god
00:31:41Come on, Gabby
00:31:42We don't have all night
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Lou
00:31:48Virgin
00:31:49Sloan
00:31:50What?
00:31:53Okay
00:31:53Ooh
00:31:56Eric to Rose
00:31:58Okay
00:31:59Rose
00:32:00Truth or dare
00:32:01Dare
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss
00:32:04Wait
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose
00:32:08Rose
00:32:10Rose
00:32:11Rose
00:32:12Rose
00:32:13Rose
00:32:13Rose
00:32:14Rose
00:32:15Rose
00:32:16Rose
00:32:16Rose
00:32:17Rose
00:32:17Rose
00:32:18Rose
00:32:22Rose
00:32:23Rose
00:32:26What the hell?
00:32:27Hey
00:32:27Watch your ass
00:32:28Oh yeah
00:32:29What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby
00:32:36Wait
00:32:36Let her go
00:32:37She chased her
00:32:39She's just gonna be more embarrassed
00:32:40Okay
00:32:42Chase him
00:32:43You're up
00:32:44Truth or dare
00:32:45Dare
00:32:46I dare you to ask
00:32:47The prettiest girl in the circle
00:32:49On a date for Saturday night
00:32:51Rose
00:32:54Rose
00:32:54Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to
00:33:02I'm so sorry
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh my god
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit
00:33:40Oh
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry
00:33:42I thought
00:33:43I forgot
00:33:44The door wasn't
00:33:44I
00:33:45I
00:33:45Hi
00:33:48Hi
00:33:50You're so beautiful
00:34:10You're so beautiful
00:34:10What the
00:34:22What the
00:34:29Oh god
00:34:31Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy? Gross.
00:35:06What?
00:35:07It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:28Eric?
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose? You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh my God, shut up! They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:04Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11Hey, stop!
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:14Oh, shit!
00:36:17What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up. She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:29You're a liar. You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:33No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Her?
00:37:11You can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:15They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:20Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:24No, forget it. Forget everything.
00:37:27You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:51Okay.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:38:03Where I was.
00:38:04Early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:11Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:21Mm.
00:38:227 PM.
00:38:23Oh.
00:38:24Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:26Hmm.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:45Hmm.
00:38:56Jason.
00:38:57I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:15I've been stood out.
00:39:16Hey, Rose.
00:39:17Small world.
00:39:18What are you doing here?
00:39:19Uh.
00:39:20I was supposed to have a date.
00:39:21With Jason.
00:39:22No, that's weird because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:38Today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:45Go ahead.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:59She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:01I was at Shea Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:13What?
00:40:16I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:23But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:32But, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:37It's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:54I'm gonna run into the bathroom.
00:40:59No.
00:41:00No.
00:41:01I'm starting in the bathroom.
00:41:12No.
00:41:13No.
00:41:17You okay?
00:41:18You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:48It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:58Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure, let's go.
00:42:18What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:31Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:39And you're going to ace this.
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Hey, Virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:21Hmm.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true,
00:43:55I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone
00:43:59who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:12Or what?
00:44:13Bitch fight.
00:44:14Bitch fight.
00:44:15Bitch fight.
00:44:16Bitch fight.
00:44:17Bitch fight.
00:44:18Bitch fight.
00:44:19Bitch fight.
00:44:20Bitch fight.
00:44:21Bitch fight.
00:44:22Bitch fight.
00:44:23No!
00:44:25Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow!
00:44:29Ow, my butt!
00:44:30Oh, my God!
00:44:31I think she broke my butt!
00:44:33Bros!
00:44:35This school has a zero tolerance policy
00:44:38when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42expelled.
00:44:45Now go get your things.
00:44:46But...
00:44:48I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you!
00:44:50I said go!
00:44:53You heard the man go!
00:45:07And...
00:45:09expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon?
00:45:14We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:17I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:19I'm so sorry.
00:45:29You...
00:45:30Stupid, idiotic, dead-winter bitch!
00:45:32What?
00:45:33You heard me?
00:45:34You were jealous of no's and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey.
00:45:41You were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic proof!
00:45:49Shut up!
00:45:50Shut up, you pathetic proof!
00:45:53Shut up!
00:45:54Shut up, you pathetic proof!
00:45:55Shut up, you pathetic proof!
00:45:59You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:12I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:33But you and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:47:00I'm coming out.
00:47:01But we didn't get to go to college.
00:47:02I got to go to college.
00:47:03Maybe you wouldn't have to go to college.
00:47:04Oh, gosh.
00:47:05Okay.
00:47:06I think it's awesome.
00:47:07I'm happy to spend a lot of time here.
00:47:08I got to go, man.
00:47:09I got to go.
00:47:10I love you guys.
00:47:11I loved you guys.
00:47:12And I think it was very nice.
00:47:13Yeah, I got to go.
00:47:14I love you guys.
00:47:15I got to go.
00:47:16I love you guys.
00:47:17No, you can't see them too.
00:47:18Hopefully, you're going to go in college.
00:47:19You're going to go to college.
00:47:21And I'm gonna go.
00:47:22And I'm gonna play you.
00:47:23Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:53How'd you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:04Tell me!
00:48:06She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:10Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened and you and Sloan happened.
00:48:22And then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I didn't sleep with Sloan.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:35And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:42They set me up too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:52Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:05And I wanted you to like me.
00:49:10For me.
00:49:11And not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:26I love you too.
00:49:40I love trying to find things myself as an eye,
00:49:45but in no way I even normally talk to you again.
00:49:50Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:20You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:47And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:58Oh!
00:51:06That way I didn't even go.
00:51:17You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:39It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I love you, Rose.
00:52:09I love you, Rose.
00:52:24I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, Rose.
00:52:28I love you, Rose.
00:52:28I love you, Rose.
00:52:29I love you, Rose.
00:52:29I love you, Rose.
00:52:30I love you, Rose.
00:52:30I love you, Rose.
00:52:31I love you, Rose.
00:52:31I love you, Rose.
00:52:32I love you, Rose.
00:52:32I love you, Rose.
00:52:33I love you, Rose.
00:52:33I love you, Rose.
00:52:34I love you, Rose.
00:52:35I love you, Rose.
00:52:36I love you, Rose.
00:52:37I love you, Rose.
00:52:37I love you, Rose.
00:52:38I love you, Rose.
00:52:39I love you, Rose.
00:52:40I love you, Rose.
00:52:41I love you, Rose.
00:52:42I love you, Rose.
00:52:43I love you, Rose.
00:52:44I love you, Rose.
00:52:45I love you, Rose.
00:52:46I love you, Rose.
00:52:47I worked up an afterdrive.
00:53:17So how was it?
00:53:21It was amazing.
00:53:26Do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:39I have something important to ask you.
00:53:42Uh oh, what?
00:53:44Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:56Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:08Fuck.
00:54:12And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:20Hey Jason.
00:54:32Hey.
00:54:33How's Rose?
00:54:36Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:39I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:45You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:55I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed, I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:21Hey Gabby.
00:55:22Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:24Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:25Wait, what?
00:55:26What happened?
00:55:31Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:33Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:52People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:05Oh my God.
00:56:06Is she doing here?
00:56:07That's really Osprey Rose.
00:56:11Give me that.
00:56:13Jason, Jason, Jason.
00:56:15Hang on.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18She can't be here.
00:56:19She's expelled.
00:56:21Security.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24No.
00:56:27Give it.
00:56:28Hang on, everyone.
00:56:30Gabby.
00:56:31You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:56:54And Sloan drugged Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:56:58And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:00You bitch.
00:57:01Security.
00:57:02Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:57:03No.
00:57:04Please.
00:57:05No, get off me.
00:57:06Do not touch me.
00:57:07Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:08Jason.
00:57:09Okay, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:15First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:19Jason Gray.
00:57:21Jason Gray.
00:57:23Jason Gray.
00:57:25Jason Gray.
00:57:26Okay, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:32First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:37And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspear.
00:57:57Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:18Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:28No matter who you are.
00:58:30Between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:38This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:10And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hey.
00:59:45Wanna dance?
01:00:01Wanna dance?
01:00:05Get lost, asshole.
01:00:11Everyone?
01:00:13All right, all right. I know you want to get back to dancing.
01:00:17But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:21We are proud to announce that Gabi has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:31Gabi, all that hard work has paid off. Congratulations.
01:00:51Yes, girl.
01:01:01And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
01:01:13Music
01:01:17Music
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